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Help! I was swimming in the lake when I started drowning! I can't swim! Aaah! Help, I can't breathe! Please answer soon before I----
Urgently, Help Me I'm Drowning
Dear Help Me I'm Drowning,
Well that isnt a good fing to be drowning, is it? My advic is to yell and screem for help. Hopefuly sum1 wil come and sayv you. Oh and it woud be a gud idea to take sum swimming lesons wile your at it, too. Betr to be safe than sory. My aunty tot me how to swimm when i was litle..actually dun't reminde me about that, that experienc wos what made me scaredd of clowns today...anyway, I hope this helpd you.
--Best luk, 2D
I really, really want this hot new video game, but I am so broke. I hate doing chores so I don't get allowance. How can I make money fast without doing chores?
Thanks, I Want Money Now
Dear I Want Money Now,
I have the prfect fingk for you. You start an awsum band (lik the Gorillaz but less cool by th way) and becom the leed singer like m