Be a ManPlease read the author's comments after reading this. This was meant to be an equal rights piece, not just women's.More Like This
I might not be hot.
I might not be skinny.
Hell, I might not even be the girl your father wants you to bring home.
But that's not my problem.
It's not my desire to be your slut, your whore.
I know I'm not the girl the team talks about in the locker room.
And don't you for a second think I wish I was.
I wear what I want, do what I want, go and say what I want because I'm me.
I'm me for myself, I'm me for God and I'm me for life.
Nothing you say or do will ever change that.
And if you're reading this and you're one of the boys that I find myself lucky enough to call a friend?
Don't hurt me.
Don't give me a reason to believe that you're all the same, that the good I see in you is fake and exists nowhere in your gender.
Don't treat me with less because I have more.
Attraction is one thing, but don't try to tear down my beauty because I don't suit what
31THINGS ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN.. 31 things I love about edward Cullen!!!More Like This
1. He is a vampire.
2.He is a hot vampire.
3.He is a hot non-eating humon vampire.
4His eyes turn collor along with his moods.
5.He insults Jacob Black(peto puppy) in so meny ways.
6.He is super strong.
7.He is a hot vampire.
8.He thinks he is going to hell.(but he's not. he is to hot for hell)
9.He is romantic.
10.He will live forever!(yeah!!!!!!!!!)
11.He plays the piano.(again, ROMANTIC!!!
12.His sister Alice is awesome.
13.Has a awesome-looking home.
14.He is a hot vampire.
15.He is a awesome baseball player (So is Emmett)
16.Has a good heart. (even if it isn't beating)
17.He will dazzle you.
18.He is hated by Charlie.
19.Saves Bella from EVIL JAMES!
20.His favorite time of the day is Twilight.( of when Bella goes to sleep)
21.He will be Seventeen forever.
22.He sparkels in the sun.
23.He thinks he is a monster.(a very hot monster maybe)
24.No person can outrun him.
25.He skips school alot.
26.He can read minds.
Edward Cullen Jokes1) Edward Cullen doesn't run fast, he's on meth.More Like This
2)The only reason Edward wont drink Bella's blood is because he doesnt like Virgin Mary's.
3)Edward Cullen can stand in a crowd of albinos and still be the only white person.
4)Edward Cullen just pissed your pants.
5)The only flaw about Edward Cullen is that there is only one.
6)Edward Cullen doesn't stub his toes, he accidently destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks
7) Edward Cullen once ran so fast, he opened a portal that sent him three days into the past. While just escaping the portal he accidently crossed Tyler in his moving vehicle causing him to swerve in the school parking lot.
8)Edward Cullen once went sky diving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
9)Edward Cullen's first job was a paper boy...there were no survivors.
10)Bella and Edward finally made love during their honeymoon. The next day the cullens attented her funeral.
101 Ways to Annoy Edward 1-20101 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen #1-20More Like This
1. Tell him Bella having puppies.
2. If he believes you: wait till he's out of earshot to kill Jacob. Then yell, "She's buying one from Pet Paradise!"
3. If he dosen't believe you: show him a realistic, photoshopped picture of Bella and Jacob holding a puppy. Follow with #2.
4. Poke his eye. When he asks why, tell him that his eye color is unreal and you're taking out his contacts.
5. Tell him that his hair is long enough to be in a ponytail. (Follow with #6)
6. Have Alice go shopping with you. Buy Edward a straightner, ponytail holders, and hair clips.
7. Tell him the only reason Carlisle adopted him was to r___ him.
8. Ask how his nights on Isle Esme with Bella were.
9. Ask him repeaditly if he's gay and if Bella's secretly a man.
10. Buy him a wolf plushie and name it Seth or Jacob.
11. Ask how many relationships he been in (without Bella). With Bella near.
12. Tell him you're a penguin. Say you're gonna tell Bella that he said you were lovely.