How to Be Like Edward Cullen How many times have you said or heard someone say in desperation, If only all males could be just like Edward Cullen! or in confusion, What is with Edward Cullen? How can we possibly meet these expectations?!? Well, folks, out of the kindness of my heart I would like to provide a comprehensive explanation on on how to be just like Edward Cullen, to make everyones lives easier.More Like This
1. Skin must be deathly pale, resembling that of a cadavers. The best way to achieve this complexion is to spend about six months hibernating in a windowless basement. This may require you to quit your job. And do not fret over your inability to go to the grocery store; Cullen fans find consumption of food undesirable.
2. Dark circles under the eyes are essential. The quickest way to attain these black rings is to go without sleep for days on end. Sure, the lack of slumber may upset your emotional stability, but that will only