Life Lessons From Bella Swann1. You should always address your parents by their first names.More Like This
2. Pay no attention to the kids at school. No matter how friendly they are, no matter how many times the girls invite you to sit with them at lunch and team up with them on the weekends, no matter how many times the boys ask you out, you know you're stupid, ugly, clumsy, and totally worthless.
3. Your problems are everybody's problems. Whatever affects you should affect them in every aspect.
4. With boyfriends, it's all about physical looks. It doesn't matter if they're pushy, meddlesome, pretentious, self-absorbed, and dictatorial, as long as they're insanely attractive.
5. Edward is hot. Edward is beautiful. Edward is gorgeous. Edward is perfect. Edward is hot. Edward is every girl's dream come true. Edward shines like a thousand diamonds. Edward is hot. Edward is inhumanly handsome. Edward is eye-catching. Edward is an angel and a devil all rolled into one. Did I forget to mention Edward is hot?
6. It's inherently wrong
Nami x Fem!Reader (Forbidden Feelings)More Like This
(Name) looked at Nami as she walked down from the kitchen to the main deck. The way her hair blew in the wind, the way she loved to drink, the way her brown eyes twinkled in the sun. Oh it was charming! (Name) is more of the person, who could care less on who her heart loves. If her loving spirit chooses a male, she's fine, if a female, she's fine. Her soft (e/c) eyes shut and tears were at the brink of her eyes. Nami never knew about her feelings, and (Name) didn't want anyone to know. Robin knows about her sexuality and never ever discriminated her for it. Why can't I just be in lovee with someone worth falling for?! Like Zoro or Sanji! Her orbs looked at the back of Namis figure as she stared at the sunset. Zoros snoring figure filled the noise, seemingly ruining the moment. "Nami." A voice said behind you. Immediatly, you turned around at the raven-haired misstress behind you. Robin stepped forward with a blue book in her hand and smiled at you. "I think you have
Officially shipped [Fem! Reader x Shirahoshi]More Like This
"(Y/N)-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WAAAAAAH." A loud booming and feminine cry resounded through the Castle. (Y/n)'s (e/c) eyes widened, Shirahoshi was crying again. The beautiful mermaid princess was so timid, (y/n), a human female hired by the King to protect Shirahoshi had just gotten back from securing the castle perimiters.
Rushing towards Shirahoshi's room, (Y/n) brought up a list of things to say to calm the pink haired girl down. Shirahoshi was gorgeous, (Y/n) was quite fond of her. Shirahoshi was not only kind hearted but very sweet.
"Shirahoshi-hime, whats wrong?" (Y/n) called out to the pink haired girl, said girl paused crying to look at the (h/c) girl in front of her. Shirahoshi's face contorted again as she bit her lip, holding back tears. "(y/n)-sama!!!!!!!!!!!!" The teen mermaid cried, falling forward in attempts of wraping her arms around (Y/n).
(Y/n)'s fear was evident as the giant female came falling towards her, a loud resounding crash as Shirahoshi's body connected with the g