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Life Lessons From Bella Swann1. You should always address your parents by their first names.
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2. Pay no attention to the kids at school. No matter how friendly they are, no matter how many times the girls invite you to sit with them at lunch and team up with them on the weekends, no matter how many times the boys ask you out, you know you're stupid, ugly, clumsy, and totally worthless.
3. Your problems are everybody's problems. Whatever affects you should affect them in every aspect.
4. With boyfriends, it's all about physical looks. It doesn't matter if they're pushy, meddlesome, pretentious, self-absorbed, and dictatorial, as long as they're insanely attractive.
5. Edward is hot. Edward is beautiful. Edward is gorgeous. Edward is perfect. Edward is hot. Edward is every girl's dream come true. Edward shines like a thousand diamonds. Edward is hot. Edward is inhumanly handsome. Edward is eye-catching. Edward is an angel and a devil all rolled into one. Did I forget to mention Edward is hot?
6. It's inherently wrong
Worried (Jeff the Killer X Reader) One-shotJeff was worried for (y/n), which was unusual since he never worried for anyone. All day, whenever he saw her walking around Slender’s mansion, she was humming the same tune. He recognized it from somewhere, but just couldn’t place the song’s name, which angered him even more. (Y/n) seemed fine, acted normal. So then why was he worried for her?
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Near sun down when Jeff heard that same song being hummed again, he decided it was time to find out what it was. BEN would know, he knew everything that ever hit the internet (not the Jeff would ever tell him so). “BEN, you’ve heard that stupid song (Y/n)’s been singing right?” he asked, flopping down next to the green clad elf on the couch. Said boy nodded, “Yeah. I think it’s called Bullet. She’s been at it all day, huh?” He said, not looking away from the game he was playing. Jeff paused, his ever present smile drooping slightly. He knew that song and why it was so familiar.
Video Games (BrucexMale!Reader) One-ShotThe sound of goomba’s being squashed, coins being collected, and brick blocks being smashed was heard from the gaming room of Avengers Tower. Inside were you and Bruce playing video games, or more specially, Super Mario Bros. After doing rock, paper, scissors, you won and were able to be Mario and Bruce picked Luigi since he had lost. Being player one did have its perks.
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“Alright can you stop stepping on me to get to higher places?” Bruce growled as Mario did just what he said to Luigi.
You grinned, trying not to snicker as you said, “Sorry but I want to be the one who finishes the level first.”
“That’s not exactly how teamwork works.”
“Well that’s how it is in my book,” you grinned.
You were in the first world of the Super Mario Bro’s game so things were pretty easy. Still, that didn’t mean you didn’t make things difficult for Bruce. The scientist barely ever got flustered but when he did, it was absol