May's birthday SurpriseWell he looks at me with those Innocent eyes, And says it looks like we're wearing some kind of disguise, Because your hair sticks up and your shoes are untied, And I hope you got that shirt at half price, And every word I say falls flat on the floor, I try to tell a joke but he's heard it before, And I don't think I can take it no more, Cause he's driving me right out of my front door,More Like This
May? Is that you? I never recognized you, Drew said, going up to May. I should have known it was you though, your weird puppy ear hairstyle, the ugly outfit, and your squeaky voice. You are just the plain description of UGLY. In fact, your picture is right next to the word in the dictionary! May started to fume, steam coming out of her ears, her face a beet red.
Drew? She asked in a tone that seemed as though she didnt hear what he had said, although she had.
Hmm? He replied, unaware of what she was going to do. May relaxed a bit.