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When people don’t get your answering machine message? Mine says: “Next on Mere Radio 98.7 FM we will be hearing the music of Ludwig Van Beethoven, his Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor.” I constantly get messages saying “Hey, I didn't hear any music…”
When you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache then suddenly she’s not your friend anymore?
That companies think we’re stupid? I mean SERIOUSLY stupid? I saw the following on a Frito’s bag in a grocery store: YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. Really? C’mon, really??
That when you get married, you find that men think it “beneath” them to clean a toilet? It’s YOUR job to clean it. It’s okay for YOU to scrub it, wash it, and clean the walls. Yes, clean the walls. They don’t believe t