Letters From LifeDear Noah,More Like This
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Dance With MeMore Like This
Come to me! Take me in your cold embrace
and dance with me to the Gavotte, and the Minuet
on the earth, with a soft breeze brought by celestial winds
In music that fills my soul until the moment when we depart
this earthly coil to that destiny of which the two of us will only know…
Come reach for my hand! I shall willingly
whisper my secrets to you, of which you know
And I shall seek to unburden my dark and heavy soul
that I may finally find freedom and peace at last
Taken into your arms, for all of eternity…
Come dance with me! Meet me on the dance floor and
push through to the empty space that has been left for us
As the cloudy night makes way to blankets of darkness
and the music finally reaches the final strain, I beseech you
Ah Death! Though I fear you not, come not too soon, for I am not quite ready yet...
Graphic Design school, lessons learned.So I'm at the halfway point in my program and I thought I should do an update. These are just my personal experiences and impressions. I put them out to anyone who wants an idea of what to expect if they are considering this path.More Like This
Criticism is an important part of the creative process
This is a hard one to get use to. I personally hate nit-picking when it comes to art. So much of creation is subjective. However, design is all about communication. If your message is unclear or ineffective it is best to find this out during the design process and not after. Also, the more you receive it the better you will be able to process it into useful solutions. Almost everyone of my designs was improved with feedback, so always encourage it.
The Pen Tool is your friend
Anyone familiar with Adobe programs knows about his tool. Some people in my program hate it because it is twitchy to use. I have had a couple of times w
Don't You Just Hate It...Don’t You Just Hate it …More Like This
When people don’t get your answering machine message? Mine says: “Next on Mere Radio 98.7 FM we will be hearing the music of Ludwig Van Beethoven, his Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor.” I constantly get messages saying “Hey, I didn't hear any music…”
When you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache then suddenly she’s not your friend anymore?
That companies think we’re stupid? I mean SERIOUSLY stupid? I saw the following on a Frito’s bag in a grocery store: YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. Really? C’mon, really??
That when you get married, you find that men think it “beneath” them to clean a toilet? It’s YOUR job to clean it. It’s okay for YOU to scrub it, wash it, and clean the walls. Yes, clean the walls. They don’t believe t