10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward CullenMore Like This
10. Sing Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with Bite me, Edward.
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?
3. Tell him his hair isnt bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself hes a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to Like a Virgin by Madonna.
TruthFrom darkness fall to blazing light ,unravel flesh from burning core .More Like This
To feel the grip of mortal sin and want this life no more.
To find inside the truest path as night envelops soul.
Shed history like reptiles skin and watch your life unfold.
Like particle we float in beam from density were broken.
From quivering lip truths manna flows as prophecy is spoken.
The dreamer finds himself awake as signs and numbers fall in place
And imperfections reign within transforms itself from vile to grace.
Dread the flow of sand and time all you who read my testament.
For Satans rise is coming soon as planets move the firmament.
As water flows from fingertips verdict strips you from your lies.
So choose you well your fellowship or walk eternal fire.
© 2007 Alexandra
time in betweensitting in trafficMore Like This
2 listeners have called into
the radio station
their report was a car
stuck in a tree
the dj's on the air
the callers swore
to the car being
in a tree going
north on highway 94
that particular highway
did not run north
i knew that
the dj's knew that
the reporter who
was sent there
and found nothing
knew that too
2 more listeners
have called in
they are swearing
of the car in the tree
on the highway
that doesn't run
i rolled down the window
to breathe in the fresh air
it could be worse
i could be in a tree
on a road
with no direction