Beyblade Parody IIMore Like This
Beyblade scriptwriter #1: Hey, you know what would be really cool? I mean, really really awesome?
Beyblade scriptwriter #2: Dude, what?!?
Beyblade scriptwriter #1: We insert an annoying rock star that has SAILORMOON-like powers and no apparent relevance to the plot at all! Yeah! And we can call her... Ming-Ming! Isn't that the greatest?!?
Beyblade scriptwriter #2: All right! You are an effin' genius, man.
Beyblade scriptwriter #1: *snorts cocaine* I know.
Ming-Ming: Welcome to BEGA!
Daichi: Did she just say "bagel"?
Tyson: I WILL NOT BATTLE FOR BREAKFAST FOOD! GYAAAAAAH!!!!
*Max prepares mustard bottle...just in case*
Boris: *silkily* Oh Tyson, I'm so glad you've decided to join BEGA.
Tyson: Let go of my hand.
Boris: We're going to have soooo much fun working together. *wink wink ad nauseam*
Tyson: No, seriously dude, LET GO OF MY HAND.
Meanwhile, at the White Tiger stomping grounds...
Mariah: *is a world-class blader, but can't catch a fecking bandanna*