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(The kitchen; There is no one in sight, but a terrible moaning can be heard. NEIL enters from upstairs, yawning.)
Oh, well, I suppose Ill start cooking breakfast then
(notices the moaning, looks puzzled) Oh wow, heavy, man. Whats that sound coming from?
(As NEIL starts opening the fridge and cupboards to find out what the source of the moaning is, RICK enters through the back door, moaning violently.)
Oh, Rick! Are you ill or something, man? Whats wrong?
(still moaning) Well, I was outside in the garden, trying to enjoy the splendour of the new morning, when Vyvyan suddenly opened his window and started throwing things at me!
(VYVYAN enters through the hole in the ceiling.)
Well, you were making a lot of noise, werent you?!
I was trying to put my nuanced feelings into a poem, Vyvyan! But I suppose someone as artistically mute as you wouldnt understand that!
(screaming) You woke me up!