Garrett's Desu-y KrissmussGarret iz sugoi and a kawaii bishie desu hoo selebrates krissmass leik awl da othr ppl in da wurld hoo selebrate.Garrett's Desu-y Krissmuss in Short Stories More Like This
he goz 2 zelder'z kassull wif Browser, his kawaii neko. DESU. Garret is perfickt (NAWT A MAREE SOO) so he git lawtz ov presints 2 opin. Santuh luvs Garrett. Zelder iz purfikt 2 (ALSO NAWT A MAREE SOO) so she gitz lawts of presints 2 opin 2. Santuh also luvs zelder. but Browzer (NAWT LEIK BOWZER haz nawt bin purfickt so he only gawt 3 presints 2 opin. Browzer wus disapoyntid, but he lernd 2 be mor gooder 4 next yeer.
but ganernderff iz a baka bahd man desu hoo git no presints at awl. he iz butthert abowt dis. he kursis santuh for being rood bekuzz he dun think he deserf dis. he wantz 2 steel krissmass (NO I DID NAWT GIT DIS IDEUH FRUM DA GRINCH). so he tryz 2 steel it butt duznt no hao she he givz up and trys to thnk abowt hao 4 next yeer.
so Garrett and Zelder hav a guud dinnur and Browser acktid PURFICKT and dats hiz noo yeers rezolushun iz 2 ack purfickt awl da teim so he
TwilitBoosWARNING: This text contains a high level of Twilight fangirlisms and weeabooism. If you are not healthy at this time, I recommend you waiting to read this, for it may make you even sicker and make you fear more for humanity than you already do. I claim no responsibility if you get sudden convulsions of wanting to smack people with sticks, or sudden bodily implosions in the brain region. Please read with discretion.TwilitBoos in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight Fangirls: Over obsessed females who live and breathe Twilight, and will kill anyone in their path who they find out (GOD FORBID) dislikes Twilight.
Weeaboos: Wannabe Japanese (usually Americans) who think they can be automatically Asian just by squinting in pictures, using the peace sign, cosplaying in public, or speaking 5-7 common words of the Japanese vocabulary. Oh, and they live and breathe anime, because American cartoons are not kawaii, and they are baka. (Like Marvels.)
Sara Smith came home with ants in her pants. (literally, but she doesn't know this yet).
Da Retern of Garrett Desuu gaiz 4 doz hoo 4got, Garrett Desu zza kawaii desu sugoi man. he iz vry byootiful, and all da gurlz want him. but he haz a troo luv alredy. hur naem is Zelder hoo roolz Hai-rool. she has a treeforce, and garrett desu haz 1 too. he saevd woodland kreechurz and stuff 2 get is wile Zelder wuz borned wif it.Da Retern of Garrett Desu in Short Stories More Like This
Gerrett ownz a kawaii neko naemd Browzer. and kwit saying i koppied from Bowzer frum Mahrio brovers, it not from dat. Browzer izza naem i maed up myselv. u say i koppy kuzz u jealus.
anyway Browser is kawaii, but nawt entirly Sugoi like Garrett. desu. y? kuzz Browzer sometiemz beehavz kinda unsugoi-ly. desu. he once ated Zelder's fewd b4 she sed grace at da dinnur tabl.
den anothr teim he broked a vase and lyed and sed he ddnt do it but he wuz kawt on philm frum da sekurity kamera. Garret had 2 go hom and spank the poor neko 4 dat. it wuz sad desu. Garrett thretend Browzer and sed if he aks very baka leik last tiem he gunna b growndid and stuff.
Ganernderf izza stupid baka