"I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined but I already new how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-ass piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage."
"Even when I go see one of my favorite bands I start to get bored/tired/over it after an hour and a half. If they said, "Guess what! We'll be playing for 2 hours tonight!!", you'd see a Jade-shaped hole in the front door."
"I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs up."
"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness."
"And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital."
The secret to AFI's awesomeness according to the Jade:"It's all in the wrist."
Jadeh yeah, and using different guitars for di
quotes of AFIJades:quotes of AFI in General Non-Fiction More Like This
"Blaqk Audio yay! does not equal AFI boo! Can't us boys have a little fun on the side?"
"If there is one thing I have learned from being a member of AFI... it is that I am buff."
"So Davey won World's Sexiest Vegetarian again. Whatever. I won World's Buffest Kickboxer, AGAIN. Jeez, that's gotta be like 10 times in a row now I've won that?"
AFireInside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soy milk backstage before I get a drop of it-Jade Puget
Hackey bag foot sack always confused me, I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and end up kicking it into the lake." Jade
I'm so rock hard. You should call me Block Rockchest. Or Chip RockBlock. Or something." Jade
Mainly I've been dividing my time between working on my biceps by benchpressing Ferraris filled with supermodels and teaching the homeless to read.
Our new AP covers are out this weekend, and, in the spirit of shameless self-prom
oh dear.oh dear. in Short Stories More Like This
"i am going to live forever" he breathes "and i am a ghost."
"your skin is like a skeletons; beautiful because it is no longer there."
and this is what you have to live with.
his contradictory sentence fragments.
this was your choice, actually. you chose him over the other boys because he was so special. the way he touched your skin made you feel paper thin. your razor blade tongue is slicing your liquid teeth because you have to hold it tight to keep from shouting at him. he was so stupid sometimes.
you're not making sense now.
same, same, same, same, you are the same.
your skin is turning into the rough materials you touched because it couldn't hold itself up anymore. just like you.
your blood isn't running red anymore.
"kiss me. i want your metallic lips and your heartbroken love." he says.
"i want to feel your heart pound and see if mine will start back up." he says.
"breathe me in, i don't want
like lonely people do.like lonely people do. in Short Stories More Like This
1. Boy meets girl.
This sounds cliched. And it was, in every way.
This boy was beautiful. His eyes were slanted in this beautiful fashion for his cheek bones. He had the palest skin she had ever seen. It was like the snow in the sunlight.
This girl was something else. Her eyes were so wide he felt like they never really closed. Her lips were so sweet and always pouting, it was so hard not to kiss them every second of every day. Her little hands, they were so darling. And the way they just fit into his...
They fell together so perfectly.
"You're my one and only" was whispered too quickly.
2. Boy meets another girl.
It's almost as cliched. Only it wasn't, in so many ways.
The boy was the same and beautiful. But she saw something different. She noticed the way his nails were bitten down to low rather than how soft his hands were.