EMO ANGEL part 14Tape can fix a torn page. Glue can fix a shattered plate. Casts can fix a cracked limb.EMO ANGEL part 14 in Fan Fiction More Like This
But what do you use to fix a broken person?
Kisame had been asking the question for over a week now. He still wasnt sure exactly what had happened, but the night he and Itachi had been on the couch, and the Uchiha had started crying, he knew that something very fragile had snapped inside the weasel. The problem was, Kisame had no idea what that something had been, let alone how he was to go about fixing it.
Itachi had been off, ever since that night. His reactions were delayed, his eyes were always looking off into the distance, and he had stopped coming over to the sharks house as frequently as he used to.
Kisame sighed and walked into the living room. Maybe he could drown out his thoughts with a little TV.
Itachi was stretched out on his bed, eyes glued to the ceiling. His father was still at work, his brother was at a friends
IT'S NOT LOVE part 6The next day was Saturday, and the blonde was surprised to see Sasori up so early. He'd expected the redhead to sleep in, yet here he was, up at 6 and looking ready ti walk out of the house. Danna, what are you doing, un? Deidara nearly smacked himself. Hed called Sasori danna again.IT'S NOT LOVE part 6 in Fan Fiction More Like This
The red head looked at the blonde. Nothing that concerns you. Go back to sleep.
No, un. Sasori let out a sigh of frustration. And why not?
Because I dont want to, un. Deidara walked over to the door and looked Sasori in the eye. Now tell me where youre going, un.
Sasori felt himself give in. To the dump. I need some parts.
Deidara looked around once Sasori had stopped. So this is the dump, un.
Ya think, blondie? the red head received a glare as Deidara climbed off the motorcycle, looking around. Why dont you just go to
WHY DO I LOVE HIM part 5Deidara and Sasori got up the next morning and headed straight back to the base. An uncomfortable silence filled the air, but Sasori showed no desire to speak, and Deidara wasnt exactly in a talking mood. And so, the trip back to the base was the quietest one either of them could remember.WHY DO I LOVE HIM part 5 in Fan Fiction More Like This
They quickly checked in with Pein, giving their report but leaving out the details of Deidaras incident, before heading back to their room.
Deidara tossed his bag in the direction of his closet before sighing and flopping down on their bed. Home sweet home. Sasori began unpacking his bag, ignoring his partner. The silence had returned after their report, and it was driving Deidara crazy. Sasori danna?
Look, I just- a knock interrupted Deidara. Ill get it, Sasori stated, rising from his chair and walking over to the door. He opened it to reveal Itachi. Pein wants to see you. Sasori followed Itachi out
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Art is eternal!
Its brief, un!
This argument took place between a Mr. Jebidiah Iwa and Mr. Isaiah Akasuna. The men had started arguing down by the river that flowed through their part of the Appalachian Mountains, arguing over the property line between their land. Iwa said that more than half the river was on his familys side, and Akasuna argued the same thing. Iwa eventually brought up the clay his family liked to wrap around their explosives that was found in the riverbed, which led to an art argument.
Youre thicker n that clay you play with, and your brains twice as mushy!
You're denser n the earth were standin on, un!
Your 'uns' is more annoying then a stuck pig squealin!
As the barrage
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So why couldnt he think of a good idea for Sasoris birthday?
He groaned and flopped down onto the bed; this was frustrating as hell! It should not be this hard to shop for a lover; but than again, this was Sasori.
For the hundredth time, Deidara ran through the list of things hed given him in the past. Mostly it was just material for his puppets; and of course, last year hed bought a school girl uniform and worn it. He smiled. Sasori had really liked that, but if he did something like that again, it would all but cement the idea that he was Akasunas sex slave.
The sculptor rose to his feet and stretched his arms above his head. Obviously he wasnt going to come up with any ideas in here, so he decided to take a walk.
His walk led hi
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Konan was not about to let another wedding slip through her fingers, and quickly planned the entire service. There were a few objections here and there (like putting Deidara and Itachi in dresses to compensate for the lack of bridesmaids) but they were quickly extinguished. After all, no one was foolish enough to argue with a pregnant Konan.
Everything was planned out perfectly, and things were going quite well. Until it came time to exchange vows
Father Patrick was standing above the two schizos. Do you, Zetsu, take Tayna-
Hey, why are you asking him first?! Because thats tradition. ITS SEXISM!
Tanya, be quiet! This is how its always been!
I dont care! Sorry, please continue.
Erm, to be your lawfully wedded wife, together in marriage? To love, comfort, honor, and keep her for better or worse-
EMO ANGEL part 16I promise. What was so special about the words attached to this little fragment? I promise to stay. I promise to help. I promise to do this, I promise to do that on and on it goes.EMO ANGEL part 16 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Promises are like clay pigeons. They are made to be broken.
A father, who promises the world he loves his family, then breaks them all in his unique ways. A mother, who promises that she is fine, then runs off to the medicine cabinet and downs so many painkillers she cant even remember her own name. Two brothers that promise each other that they are fine, when deep down, both are falling apart at the seams.
Promises. How rare it was to see these commitments amount to anything more than lies. Filthy, vile lies, following you around like a dark cloud over your head.
Itachi detested those two words. Those three seemingly harmless syllables screeched in his ears like nails on a blackboard. But when Kisame said them, it felt more like those nails had pulled themselves away from the chalkboar
CREATING AKATSUKI part 4Kisame poked at his lunch, a frown set on his face. The other three had been around him long enough to know that if he wasnt smiling or tearing his lunchmeat to shreds with razor sharp teeth, something was wrong.CREATING AKATSUKI part 4 in Fan Fiction More Like This
What the hells your problem? Hidan asked, munching on a sandwich that appeared to still be bleeding.
My brother threw me out this morning, the shark grumbled.
You have a brother? Kakuzu asked, raising a brow.
Yup. He started college last week-
Oh yeah, the Jashin damned college opens a week after us. Lucky bastards
And I guess he decided that he doesnt want to bring his friends home to an underage shark. Cant blame him; hes a junior, for PETAs sake. But that still leaves me out on the curb.
Why dont you move in with Konan and me? Pein suggested.
Do you guys have room? Kisame asked hopefully.
Sure. Her folks left us the house when
EMO ANGEL part 7A few days later, Itachi gave Kisame his locker combination, so the shark could bring home his books. It was looking like the weasel was going to be out of commission for a while, a fact that the shark hated. Not only did he have to spend all day without Itachi around, but it was downright painful to see his only friend lying on the couch, covered in bruises and cuts.EMO ANGEL part 7 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Still, the shark couldnt be entirely upset. Having the weasel stay in his apartment helped ease the sharp loneliness he normally felt when he came home from school. Plus, he was learning more and more about the Uchiha. It was true what they said about having to live with someone to find out who they really were.
For example, Kisame found out that his new roommate had a dango fetish.
Hed known that Itachi like sweets, so when hed gone grocery shopping, hed picked up a few sticks of the sweet treat for his friend. When hed arrived back at his apartment, Itachi had been curled up on the couch, s
YOU'RE MY DANNASasori looked up and down the hall before grabbing hold of a doorknob and ducking inside an empty room. The classroom was an old art room, abandoned and now used only for storage. He looked around in the dark until he saw what he was looking for. A blonde boy, by the name of Deidara.YOU'RE MY DANNA in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deidara and Sasori had been going to the same school for years, but the red head doubted the blonde even knew about his existence. Theyd talked a little in class, played on the same team in P.E., all the usual stuff. But they never hung out, they never talked just for the heck of it, and they knew absolutely nothing about each other.
Well, that wasnt entirely true.
Sasori knew that the blonde had a speech impediment, and liked to let his hair stay long. Kids often teased him about it, even going as far as beating the poor kid up before or after school, calling him a freak. Hed often seen Deidara come into class with cuts and bruises on his body, with his trademark grin still painted on hi
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leave the day behind
to a night of peaceful sleep
stars will bless your dreams
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"Uzumaki, listen. I'm sorry about what happened." Sasuke said trying not to startle him.
Naruto just sat there in a ready to run posision.
Sasuke turned around holding his stomich that still hurt even after 3 days. Started walking and with one more 'I'm sorry.' he left. (sasuke your so sensitive!)
Naruto stood there speechless. He didn't know what to do.
When sasuke reached the botton of the stairs he stoped. He slamed his fist against the wall. He felt mortifyed. He realy liked the blonde but just didn't know what to do about it. He had tryed the frontal aproch but that just scared the boy.
"What am I going to do now?!" He yelled to himself.
Naruto was still in shock at the fact that uchiha had not onley kissed him but apologized for it. Naruto didn't know what to do. He couldn't talk to sakura about it, she wouldn't beleive it. Kiba wouldn't under
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"Just leave me alone!" Sasuke scoled her.
Sakura had a confussed look on her face, she didn't understand.
"Just leave me alone! Don't you get it? I don't like you!" Sasuke yelled in a pissed off voice.
Tears welded up in sakura's deep green eyes and fell down her pale smooth skin.
"S-Sasuke-kun? What are you saying?" Sakura asked trembling at the sound of the uchiha's voice.
"Just go away!" He screamed and ran off to find naruto.
Sakura stood there, dumb founded. She didn't understand why sasuke didn't like her. Tears fell down her face as she turned around and ran inside to tell ino what had just happened. (thats why shes normaly called the gosip ninja no?)
Naruto was running all aroun town, not realy caring which way he went. He felt betrayed and hurt. After seeing the boy he now loved kiss someone else, he couldn't get his mind cleared. He ran to no end. (poor naru-chan)
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They continued walking down the roads of the village; slowly.
"Sakura," Sasuke started sounding a bit annoyed.
"Where are you taking me and why is it so far away?" He asked with a little bit of anger.
Sakura, hearing this, decided not to coax him to much.
"I-It's a nice place in the woods," She started.
"We'll be there soon." She said as she looked down and the bento boxes she was holding.
They continued walking in scilence when the felt a bold of air pass by.
They both looked around wondering what that was, it could'nt be wind there wasn't even a breeze.
Sasuke shrugged and continued walking and sakura followed after.
"What is it, naruto?" Mikomi asked wondering why he had stoped.
"Huh? Oh, nothing, I guess." He started.
"I just thought I saw somthing." He fineshed and began running once again.
Mikomi shrugged off the subject and continued running.
"Hey, sasuke-ku?" Sakura asked blushing a bit.
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Sasuke was annoyed at naruto for calling sakura so formaly. He knew naruto liked her at one time or another but he wasn't sure if naruto still liked her.
Team 7 stood there oh the bridge waiting for they're oh so late sensie.
"Where the hell is he?!" Naruto and sakura yelled in unisen while sasuke just layed back and relaxed.
"Why is he always so late?!" They yelled agian.
Sasuke hated seeing them agree so much. He hated sakura period because naruto used to like her.
When all of a sudden, POOF, a grey haired man with a mask that cover half his face on appered behind them.
"Kakashi-sensie!!" They yelled in harmony agian.
"Kakashi, why are you so late?" Sasuke said a little irritated.
"Sorry guys, I got lost on the road of life." Kakashi said bluntly.
"Liar." Naruto mumbled with a little pout in there.
"Well, forget about my being late and lets get
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"What the hell are you doing, uchiha!?" Naruto screeched as he saw the black haired boy moving closer to him. Naruto began squirming to get free, he ceased his movement when he felt it was useless and a waste of his energy. Sasuke was still moving closer, and closer to naruto's sunkiss tan face.
Naruto paniced as sasuke's face was about 5 centimeters away from hisown.
Sasuke stared with anger deeply into naruto's deep sky blue eyes. Naruto looked at sasuke with fear in his eyes for he was afraid of what sasuke was planning.
Sasuke leaned even closer to naruto. He was very close to naruto's lips now, almost touching.
"Do you realy think I'd joke about somthing like this?!" He yelled slightly.
Naruto could feel his warm breath on his face. Naruto gulped and he shook his head slightly, not causeing alot of movement. Sasuke let out a small smirk, barly noticable.
"I didn't think
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Uchiha sasuke sat in his seat at the kohana ninja acadamy. Roaring fangirls annoying him. He was at the brink of using his fireball jutsu to burn their asses when the teacher made an announcement.
"Ok, class, we have a new student today. Treat him kindly!" He shouted knowing what they were thinking.
Sasuke's ears perked at the sound of a new student. Would it be a new fangirl for his unwanted hoard, or a new hater that hates him for his hoard? He wondered as he stared at the front of the class.
"Come in!" The teacher called to the door.
A blonde boy opened the door, he had three wisker-like marks on each cheek, he was wearing a orange jumpsuit and green gogles on his forehead. He walked in, never laying eyes on the students.
Yay, another hater... Sasuke thought as he rolled his eyes.
"Ok, tell us your name and a little about yourself." He asked.
Naruto nodded, as he turned tward the class he closed his eyes.
"I'm naruto uzumaki." He started.
"I like r
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"Well, I still have to go home." She sighed sadly then handed sasuke a card.
He gave her a confused look.
"This is my number, call me when you know somthing about naru-chan." She answered than walked out.
Sasuke was a bit offended when ever he hears her adress him as though she was close to him but he pushed it to the back of his mind.
Sasuke sat down waiting impatiently for the docter to return with news about naruto.
After pacing for a few hours sasuke was getting very impatient. He continued pacing but speeding up and slowing down randomly.
Finaly, shizune came out, she looked at sasuke with sadness in her eyes. Sasuke saw this and became even more worried.
"Your... Your his boyfriend right?" She asked pausing through her words.
Sasuke nodded as he walked quickly tward the docter.
"Yes, why?" He asked worried.
"Well, I asked him a series of questions about his life..." She started.
"And I took tests, such as x-rays, brain scans and suc
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Naruto looked in side and saw shino, hinata, ino, sakura, kiba, choji, chikamaru, gaara, lee, temari, konkuro, tenten, and neji. (i hate sai so no sai.)
"We saved the sake for ya naruto!" Kiba yelled holding up a bottle of sake.
"Gee, thanks alot kiba." Naruto said kindly.
"Lets get started!"
:10 mins later: (wow not that long is it?)
Every one was smashed. There was onley a few people who were'nt. Shino, hinata, and tenten were the onley ones who were'nt drunk. Sasuke had a few cups of sake but wasn't to drunk.
"Ok! every *hic* one! Time for *hic* truth or dare *hic* spin the bottle!" Kiba said gulping down another cup of sake.
They all gathered around in a circle, at least the ones who havn't passed out yet. (that would be sasuke, naruto, kiba, shino, tenten, hinata, gaara, and lee.)
"Ok! I'll go first!" Kiba yelled and spinned the bottle
sasunaru FF 4Ok well last time was kiba inviting naruto and sasuke to his party at 7 that night. (forgot to add that)sasunaru FF 4 in Fan Fiction More Like This
well sasuke was pissed and naruto was acting sorta sasuke-ish.... kinda creepy if you ask me.
A very pissed sasuke walked along side a very sasuke-ish naruto.
There was a weird tention between them. Sasuke was about at his limits and naruto was just, well, he was just ignorant. (hehe i used a big word)
When they finaly reached naruto's place, naruto unlocked the door and they both went in.
Sasuke emiditly slamed the door shut. Naruto didn't even notice. (naruto~~ stop being that way!) Naruto was sitting on the couch about to fall asleep. Sasuke couldn't take it anymore he needed some naruto and he needed it now. Sasuke came into the living room and pounced high on naruto.
"Waaaaa! Teme!" Naruto screeched and strugled being awoken but the he
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:Kohana high school:
"Hello class! We have a new sudent today. His name is sasuke uchiha." Iruka-sensie told the students during first period.
Naruto was sitting next to his best friend sakura and ino was sitting on her other side.
"Did you hear? He's from some rich family and he's an A plus student?" Naruto wispered quietly to his pink haired friend.
"Who cares? He's a totaly hunk!" Sakura and ino said in unisen queitly.
It was no secret that naruto had liked sakura, accualy he's liked her ever since grade school. He has asked her out many times but was always rejected, she said she's waiting for the perfict guy.
"Why don't you tell us somthing about yourself, sasuke?" Iruka said trying to talk over the gosiping students.
"Well, I'm sasuke uchiha. I'm 16. I come from a long line of v
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The Christmas Ball
Pairings: Some Luxord/Xigbar that was...kind of unavoidable, but it's nothing like an actual pairing, I don't guess...
"You really are bad at this, aren't you?" smirked a platinum-blonde man, a subtle British accent adding to his charm. Xigbar blushed and pouted in a child-like manner, stepping back and crossing his arms.
"Oh shut up, just because I'm not as good as you, doesn't mean I'm terrible!"
Luxord shook his head, moving back over to take Xigbar's hand and waist again, getting into the dancing position.
"No, but take it from me, you aren't very good. So why do you not just succumb to that fact and allow me to guide you?" he asked, twirling Xigbar and leaning him back, the Freeshooter now lying practically horizontal in the Gambler's arms. "You couldn't learn from a better source."
The sniper's blush deepened, Xigbar still unused to not only dancing with another male, but being led by him, and the new po
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I catch his glance as he passes by, his eyes showing a spark of what I can only identify as 'disappointment' before he looks away. I know what he's thinking and it almost makes me feel guilty. At least, as guilty as my Nobody status will allow me. Perhaps I should elaborate a bit. My name is Marluxia and Vexen was my lover. Emphasis on 'was'. You see, I had finally gained the courage to tell him of my plans to overthrow the Organization and ever since, he's grown so distant towards me. We haven't spoken, save for maybe a few words spared here and there, but even then it was only when absolutely necessary. It's been far too long since the last time we've actually talked and I don't mind admitting that I miss the sound of his voice.
I glance over at him as I walk past, 'sorrow' clear in his features. I know I hurt him. How could I not have? We were lovers...and now we're not. It ended as soon as he told me what he was planning, and I wish that he knew how much it hurt me as we
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Chapter: IX (final)
At last, the night of the party had arrived, and everyone stood with their partners in the Addled Impasse, waiting for Xemnas to arrive and get this thing over with. The Impasse had been decorated, as demanded by Xemnas, and it actually had a somewhat warm atmosphere to it, with the holly, tinsel and colored lights strung around the room. Saïx didn't seem very content with having to share his usually-private quarters, but then again, when did he ever seem content about anything? Axel and Larxene kept shooting each other dirty looks, and Roxas, who was standing next to a very composed Zexion, looked as if he were crossed between nervous and angry. Marluxia looked somewhat smug with himself, regardless of the Luna Diviner's irritation, and Xigbar appeared to be very fidgety in contrast with Luxord's almost bored expression. Xaldin and Lexaeus were at attention, just as if they were waiting for a meeting to begin
Organization Role play pt.8Everyone: *Gulp.* Yes, Superior.Organization Role play pt.8 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxas: AXEL! Uh...Zexion? He's going to be okay, right?
Zexion: Yes. Don't worry. He will return to normal when the Superior so wishes.
Xigbar: Well dudes, I'm gone. Have fun! *Leaves.*
Marluxia: I must tend to my garden. *Also leaves.*
~Eventually everyone leaves.~
Roxas: Well, Zexion? Since Axel's a Dusk, do you want to play me?
Zexion: I wish I could, Roxas. But I promised Demyx that I'd bake him some cookies. *Groan.*
Roxas: *Tries to hold back laughter. Fails! Giggles!*
Zexion: Grr...*Uses powers to make himself look 9 feet tall!*
Roxas: Yipe! Wait. You only look really tall! It's your power! You're not really that tall.
Zexion: Very good, Roxas. *Back to normal.* But no one else has figured that out yet. *Powers again!* Let's see...what new evils can I do to my poor victim? Oh, I know! A Keyblade in one hand, and a smashed laptop on the floor. *And so it happens.*
Roxas: Hey...isn't that Vexen's laptop...? Oh, no.
Organization role play pt. 4*accidentally portals to Destiny Islands*Organization role play pt. 4 in Fan Fiction More Like This
*Runs off in different directions.*
Zexion: Where are you going?
Axel: I don't know! Hopefully to safety!
Zexion: *Runs after Axel.* Wait for me!
Axel: Can't you just use your powers, or something to hide us?
Zexion: I could, but I've been using them alot lately. I don't know how that'll effect me. Tough luck, huh? Ooph! *Trips over something.*
Sora: Ow! Who the-? Organization XIII! *Summons Keyblade.* Hiya! *Bop!*
Zexion: Ow! Hey! Relax! We're not here for you!
Sora: *Bop!* Kairi? Riku? *Bop!* You can't take any of us! *Bop!*
Zexion: Ouch! Okay! I get it, just stop hitting me! Oww...
Axel: *Enjoying the show.* Ha ha ha! You're getting thrashed, Zexy!
Zexion: THAT'S IT! *Attacks!* I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!
Sora: *stares dumbly* . . .What are the worlds coming to?
Saix: *portals* AHA! THERE YOU ARE YOU LYING---
Demyx: *portals* WAIT! DON'T HURT MY BESTEST FRIEND, PUPPY! DOWN PUPPY! BE GOOD! *catches up and whispers something to Saix*
Organization Role play.It was a casual day in Castle Oblivion. Zexion was reading in the den, Axel and Roxas were playing eachother at videogames, Demyx was chilling out by the pool listening to a CD. Everyone was doing their own thing. That is, until...Organization Role play. in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zexion was thrown violently from the couch he was sitting on. A few seconds passed, and Zexion was just able to make out the scents of a few chemicals.
A meeting was called shortly after. All of the members were gathered in the meeting hall.
Zexion: Who's going to rebuild Castle Oblivion?
Zexion: Not me. I don't like to get my hands dirty. Remember?
Xemnas: As your Superior, I demand that you move those rocks over there!
Zexion:Yes, Superior. *Uses powers to make it seem as if rocks are where Xemnas told me to put them.* Finished!
Xemnas: Okay! You can go back to reading your book.
Zexion: *Sigh,* Finally. *Turns back to his book.*
After a while, the meet
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"But Zexion, I never learned and you have to teach me! A week with no missions, don't you want that?"
"Not really. I do more missions here at the castle as opposed to fieldwork anyway, so I'm not concerned."
Roxas huffed in annoyance. Zexion was walking away from him, going down the hall to places unknown, and he absolutely refused to teach Roxas, or even practice.
"You want to learn so bad, go see Luxord, Marluxia or Saïx because you won't get information from me."
"We'll have to dance on the night of the ball anyway! Do you want to be embarrassed by a partner who makes you look bad?"
Zexion stopped dead in his tracks. As much as he hated to admit it, Roxas was right. he didn't want to look bad, but he still had no intentions of teaching the shorter male. He turned to face his partner and motioned with his finger.
</b>The blonde obeyed, as if he wasn't already following, and they eventually wound up
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Axel grumbled as he tried to lead the dance, but Larxene was being stubborn and continued to make things harder for the redhead, sometimes just downright refusing to move! The Flurry was beginning to get frustrated and was only about a hairbreadth away from torching her.
"Are you quite finished?" said redhead scowled, yelping once a sudden electric shock ran through his hand and shoulder where Larxene's hands rested.
"No. I'm not happy about this, and I want everyone to know it."
Axel sighed, glaring into Larxene's seafoam-green eyes.
"I know you're unhappy, Larxene. But just try to cooperate long enough to get those missions off. Then you shouldn't have anything to complain about for an entire week."
"Psh! Other than your company." the electric elemental shot back.
'What was Xemnas thinking!? 'She's the only one who can tolerate me other than Roxas'? Yeah right, Xemnas just hates me and wanted
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Axel: Your leaving? Zexion's about to KILL me! And you're leaving?
Roxas: I'm sorry. *calls up Keyblades* You ain't taking him alive!
Axel: What you want him to take me DEAD?!
Demyx: *ignores Axel and Roxas* Oh boy, Puppy! You wanna play with me? We'll go take a walk, and play fetch, and roll in the grass and everything! Won't that be fun?
Everyone: *Stares at Demyx.*
Saix: For the last time, number IX...I AM NOT A PUPPY!
Everyone: ...*Turns back to what they were doing.*
Zexion: Number XIII, I don't want to kill Axel. Just let me play the game. That's all I want. A simple request, right? You know how good I am at videogames. It won't take me more than a week to finish it. Then you can have it back.
Everyone: You're good at videogames?
Zexion: What? Of course I am! You don't think I spend the WHOLE day reading, do you?
Xemnas: You never told me this, Number VI!
Demyx: AUGH! Where'd you come from! *jumps into Zex
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Roxas: That was the stupidest battle I ever saw! I want a rematch!
Zexion: You little SNEAKS! You KNEW I wanted to play this game since I heard of it, and you don't even let me know you've got it! My powers of illusion are nothing to toy around with Axel, Roxas. You know that!
*Uses powers to make it look like Axel and Roxas are in their underwear.*
Both: Gaah! Put our clothes back on! *Tries to shield themselves.*
Zexion: Let me play, or at the next meeting that's called, there will be a repeat of what just happened. *Releases them from his evil powers.* Oh. By the way. Nice Boxers, Axel. Pink suits you! >:3
Demyx: Oh Zexy! Where are you?
Zexion: Gah! Demyx!...Wait a minute...*Makes himself look like Axel. *Clears throat.
Does a good impression of Axel.* Hey, Demyx. Whats up?
Axel: That's not cool! I'm the only Axel around here, buddy!
Zexion: *Whispers threateningly.* Well, if you blab to Demyx, there won't even
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A mission? Already? Kakuzu asked. Yes, what other way is better for you two to get to know each other? Pein asked. Monopoly. Kakuzu shrugged. Kakuzu, youre the only one who even likes that game. Id like it better if there was real money. Look, you two are having a mission whether you like it or not. And if you think you can get out of this by quitting Akatsuki, youre dead in the next second. Pein glared. Kakuzu crossed his arms, Fine, what is it about? Get Hidan, and Ill t ell you. Kakuzu grumbled a few words as he slammed the door and went to search for his new partner.
First he looked in the kitchen. Sup, Kakuzu. Kisame waved as he sipped some tea. Hello ..have you seen Hidan anywhere? Kakuzu asked. Whos that? Kisame asked, Youre new pet turtle? Kakuzu glared, Hell no. My new par
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So you arent as dumb as I thought . The man chuckled as he pulled off the black mask; revealing his red hair and face. Hidan was right, it was indeed Sasori. What the fucking hell do you think youre doing??!! Hidan shouted, Why Kakuzu?! Im just trying to prove a simple theory. Sasori grinned, If Im right, Kakuzu wont die. What makes you so damn sure??!! Hidan screamed.
Because you didnt. Sasori said deeply. Hidan flinched, Because I didnt ..die ? Sasori nodded. Wait then .it was you ?! the zealot asked, his voice cracking. Sasori didnt answer. H-Hidan get out of here Kakuzu groaned. Hidans eyes widened, You asshole!!! You crashed that truck into me!! he accused. Sasori smiled, Im surprised it took you this long to figure it
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So what do you do for work anyway? Hidan wondered as he and Shikamaru sat on a bench three blocks away from the café. I help out in the public library .nothing much; its just a short job. The younger of the two said. Oh .. Hidan sighed, Im really bored, and todays gay little incident just frustrated me a hell of a lot more . Gay little incident? You mean with your boyfriend? Shikamaru asked. Hidan blushed, NO! I MEAN WITH THE FUCKING MACHINE! Oh Shikamaru smirked, Its almost time to head back to the café if it closes at seven thirty .. Im going to have to head back to the library soon. My boss hates it when I leave and dont come back. Do you check out books or something? Hidan wondered. No, actually I just clean up after everyone . My jobs so boring- Ive just about rea
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Kakuzu blinked a few times as he rubbed his eyes. The last thing he could remember was Hidan feeding him soup then leaving, and it seems that that soup had actually worked a bit. Kakuzu didnt feel shivers anymore, nor did he have a throbbing headache. The man looked at the clock next to the bed 7:56 p.m.
Kakuzus eyes widened, Ive been in bed all day?! he thought as he sat up from his pillow. The man pulled up his mask as slipped on his cloak. He was still a little dizzy from being in bed so long, but that was probably normal. Hidan?... Kakuzu called out.
A few minutes later, he spotted the said person walking from his room with his belongings. Whatre you doing? Kakuzu asked, raising an eyebrow. Stupid bitch-face said I had to move outta my room and into yours. Hidan glared. Bitch-face..? Kakuzu asked. Pein. Oh. Anyways, do I need a sleeping bag, or s
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Hidan, our customer wants a Black Forrest Mocha. Kakuzu said as he handed the silver haired man a small piece of paper. Its been thirty seconds since the café opened, and we already have an order?! Hidan glared, Whatever.
The Jashinist made his way to the kitchen sink and washed his hands, remembering what Madaras expectations were. He then took hold of the large book and turned through the many pages in search for the order. Okay here it is .Black Forrest Mocha. Hidan mumbled to himself, 3 oz. premium, dark roast, medium ground coffee, 1 oz. chocolate syrup, 1 oz. bing cherry syrup, 1/2 oz. grand orange syrup, milk (can be added now or individually, later)
Whats an oz? Hidan wondered, Oh well . He sighed as he searched through a large cabinet, Oz ..oz
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Electricity total=1,067 dollars.
Water total=3,429 dollars and 37 cents.
Repairs due to damages of home=61,923 dollars and 22 cents.
Everything else=62,421 dollars and 98 cents.
Kisames and Itachis pay for the month=720 dollars
Sasoris and Deidaras pay for the month=630 dollars.
Zetsus and Tobis pay for the month=672 dollars.
Pein and Konans pay for the month=913 dollars.
Hidans pay for the month=480 dollars.
Kakuzus pay for the month=000
Thats right. Kakuzu got nothing. Fair? No. Reasonable? Yes. Kakuzu managed the difficult job of taking care of Akatsukis economy details. He found and worked for money to pay for the daily things the Akatsuki did and needed. How he did it, no one really knew. But for the fact that he did indeed do it, no one paid much attention to. Nobody really asked him about his work; they figured that he took care of missions, traded bounties, and got his pers
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It didnt take long for the three to reach the car; Hidan finally figured out how to buckle his own seatbelt while Sasori steered the car into the street and began to drive to the next destination; The Uchiha Café.
It passed about six minutes until they reached the parking lot. Sasori turned off the car, and locked the doors. We should be here a little while I want to go see how Deidaras doing. Sasori said, Kakuzu, Im not in the mood for any coffee, you can get whatever you want. Im just gonna be in the ice cream store. No problem. Kakuzu sighed, I have to give Itachi the doctors note anyway. So Hidan, do you remember what coffee is? Kakuzu joked. Of course I do. Hidan hissed, I just never drank it . Uh yeah, you drink it all the time. Kakuzu shrugged, You just dont like the strong stuff. I dont? Hi
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The Jashinist sighed deeply as he set his elbows on his knees and rested his forehead on his hands, Crap, what now ..? he asked himself, What do I do even if hes the real Kakuzu .?
Ugnh came a low grumbled from the bed.
Kakuzu! Hidan suddenly called out as he jolted to his feet. Kakuzus face seemed so peaceful even when his eyes slowly opened. Kakuzu, are you okay?! Hidan asked, his face concerned. Kakuzu blinked a few times before his eyes flashed open wide. The next thing Hidan knew, he was practically thrown into the wall behind him, Kakuzus hand choking his neck. It amazed Hidan how fast his former partner managed to get out of the bed.
Gah- Ka-Kuzu! Hidan choked, trying to pry Kakuzus grip off of his next. What the hell is going on. Kakuzu said deeply, no question in his voice. *cough* If you let me go-*couch* Ill fucking tell you!
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laughed, Today was a rather unusual day.... Kisame mumbled as he wrote in the small
book, My partner in crime.... Kisame paused again only this time with a frown,
Nah...that sounds too Super-man-ish... he erased the last sentence and began to write
again, My assigned partner in Akatsuki, Itachi Uchiha has acted .......different today.....
For example.... he didnt eat dango today.....not once! I know he probably doesnt think I
into his eating habits, but when your partner that youre with for.....like....ever.....eats
something that they dont usually eat...it would make you have an wierd feeling, you
know? Kisame sighed as he wrote more, Its not like Im obsessed with him or anything,
Im just a little concerned is all. But I cant help but feel worried after all, Itachi is
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How the hell did this happen? It should be impossible! That stitched man didnt really have a real body, did he?! Even so this never happened; the guy couldnt even remember the last time this had happened! Urgh! It must be that brats fault! Hidans fault! Thats right! That had to be it! Otherwise Kakuzu would never be .
Thats right, if it wasnt one thing, it was another. Kakuzu was practically glued to the bed of his room. Damn it! The last thing he could remember was that he gave Pein the report from his and Hidans first mission, then Pein told him that there would be another tomorrow. And now it was tomorrow it was today! Kakuzu groaned as he begged his body to sit forward and after a rough five minutes, it finally obeyed. He was cold, no, he was freezing. And he knew that it wasnt even sixty degrees in the room. Damn, this must look pathetic. Kakuzu reached his trembling arm out for his
Unattainable Illusions +Ch 9+The officer drug his feet before collapsing near headquarters, his eyes closed as his body fell in a crumpled heap on the concrete sidewalk. It would only be a matter of time before the poison completely took over this man's body, completely eating away this soldier from the inside out before taking the man's life to end his suffering. "Sir!" Fuery shouted, running inside of Roy's office. "There's a man just ouside of headquarters! He's wounded! He won't get up!" Mustang was up within a few seconds.Unattainable Illusions +Ch 9+ in General Fiction More Like This
"Did you see how he got hurt Cain?"
"No sir!" He said, following the furhur down the hall. "No one did!" Mustang quickly hurried out by the soldier, seeing his back. The deep cuts in his back still had blood trickling down from the wounds that stained his uniform and pants though he felt a bit more relieved that there would be a chance this man could survive since they had found the cure to the poision that had made its home on the tips of Wrath's deadly blades.
As Roy turned him over to pi
Unattainable Illusions +Ch 3+A few miles away the military were wondering where a certain soldier had been. After the man had not come to work in several days and not reporting anything, not to mention the man had left early one evening for reasons unknown. Something wasn't right...No good soldier would leave without notice nor would he miss work without a valid reason. Tracing the soldier's movements to where he had been last, each unaware of the ghastly sight they were about to encounter. The doors were kicked open only to be greeted by a horrid, putrid smell...The smell of rotted flesh and dried blood. Eyes dilated when the men saw the rotted remains of the soldier on the floor. The body after laying in the basement untouched for several days the flesh had already started to rot, small white maggots were clearly visible in the long gash on the man's chest where the blade had pierced his chest. Several rats that were knawing on the soldier's flesh squeaked when the officers entered the room, scampering back towaUnattainable Illusions +Ch 3+ in General Fiction More Like This
Unattainable Illusions +Ch 7+"What the hell was going on out there...?" Hughes groaned, rubbing his eyes as he looked up to Roy as Al threw his arms around Hughes' waist.Unattainable Illusions +Ch 7+ in General Fiction More Like This
"It was Nii-san Colonel...And Star!"
Hughes looked down. "Al...You know that they are-"
"No! They aren't Colonel they're not! They are inside the homunculi! I know it! Ask Furhur Mustang!" Hughes looked up to Roy and cocked his head.
"The boy isn't lying..." He said with a sharp grin as Hughes' eyes grew wide.
Hughes shook his head. "I can't believe it! That really happened!?"
"Sure did!" Al squeaked.
"We saw it with out own eyes" Roy smiled.
"Then there's still a chance..." Hughes whispered.
"Why is there so much noise in here?!" Breda snapped. "Geez...You three can at least keep quiet...Do you have any idea what time it is!?"
"Breda! Brother!! It's brother and Star. They aren't completely gone!" He squeaked. "They are just inside the body of Pride and Wra-" At hearing the young sin's names each of the other the men squeaked and twitched, Fury s
Unattainable Illusions +Ch 4+Pride cocked his head slightly before he gasped and pushed Wrath back against the trunk of tree, covering her mouth his right hand. She was taken aback by Pride's sudden action, struggling slightly against his grasp to at least get his hand off her mouth. "Shh..." He hissed, closing an eye as he looked over her shoulder and over the side of the trunk. "They nearly saw us..." Wrath blinked slightly out of confusion, the look on her face was clearly asking 'What the hell are you talking about?' After a few minutes he lowered his hand. "I'm sorry...I didn't want to be seen..." He whispered, stepping away as a few leaves crunched under his feet.Unattainable Illusions +Ch 4+ in General Fiction More Like This
"What the hell are you talking about?" She asked, cocking her head.
"The bad people," Pride said. "Keep quiet." He hissed, jumping upward as he grabbed a tree branch and pulled himself up. Wrath still looked confused as she took what looked to be a small throwing knife out of one of the pockets of her skirt. He cocked his head, holding out his hand
Unattainable Illusions +Ch 2+It was late...Finally Pride had planned something so that Envy wasn't behind his shoulder this time. Sitting cross-legged on the stone cold cement floor, which was almost identical to the boy's eyes, he took the crumpled picture out of the armband and looked at it for a minute. "Who are you...? Why do you haunt me like this...?" He whispered as he looked down at the picture. He had to be careful, for he knew that if he was caught by Envy he would receive a severe beating. The door behind him was locked, he sat patiently as he waited for someone...A soldier. He waited patiently for the knock that would inadvertently end the man's life.Unattainable Illusions +Ch 2+ in General Fiction More Like This
He had reported a murder that had supposedly took place at the very house as bait to lure the man into his trap, telling him that if he kept quiet a great sum of money would be involved. It was perfect, like a puppet the man was manipulated so that he was dancing in the palm of Pride's hand. All he could do was wait for the knock...A few minutes later it
UnattainableIllusions+Prologue"Am I really gonna do this..?" A solemn tone came from a young girl as she looked over the large transmutation circle that was etched in the concrete floor and the remains that were laid in the middle, a few silent tears formed in her eyes as they ran down her cheeks. She opened her eyes slightly as she fell back on her knees and her hands found their way to the floor near the circle, clenching her hands to the point where her knuckles had turned white. The girl was only 16, but after witnessing Edward Elric's death at the hands of the homunculus named Envy the once proud girl had been completely broken; her heart which had been broken in the past this time felt as though it had completely shattered. She didn't bother trying to mend it this time, the heart was like a mirror..Once broken it could never be mended, the remnants were left scattered on the cold, dingy floor.UnattainableIllusions+Prologue in General Fiction More Like This
Before she had met the Elric brothers she was alone, having pretty much raised herself after losing her parents in th
Unattainable Illusions +Ch 6+"I thought I heard something..." She whispered as she climbed back in the window and walked out the door and down the stairs. Pride cocked his head as he remained inside the room. The few soldiers were standing outside the building like a few children daring each other to run and touch the porch. They jumped as they saw a figure climb from the roof and back in the window of the house as the men carefully walked inside. They didn't quite get a good glimpse of her face as they saw a shadowed figure at the bottom of the stairs.Unattainable Illusions +Ch 6+ in General Fiction More Like This
"Oh! So this house is occupied, we're very sorry!" Fury squeaked.
"My my, who would've thought that idiots traveled in groups." she said in a cool tone, a sinister grin was playing on her face as she walked into the light and leaned against a nearby door frame, looking at one of her knifes in her hand.
"IDIOTS!? Now wait just a minu-!!" Fury snapped, though he was cut short at the sight. Havoc's cigarette had fallen from his mouth and hit the ground as he noticed w
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Don't wear your hair like that
I feel your presence all around me
Don't get too close
Don't move your eyes like that
Because they're deep enough to drown me
It don't get hot like this in Heaven
You fool me with your angel face
Your master knows where I'm my weakest
That face...The unforgettable face of a cold-blooded killer, despite her innocent appearance. How could a girl not looking to be much older than seventeen be as stonehearted as the rumors had suggested. But she was here...Right infront of me. That smile...The smile that promised great things...The smile that had led many of my comrades to their sluggish, agonizing deaths at the hands of the hand of the creature standing not ten feet away from me. Oh god...There's that smile again...A finger pressing against her dark lips...Her long hair blowing in the wind under the light of the full scarlet moon. Those eyes...Those haunting green eyes...I can feel my breath shorten and quicken. The eyes of a mon
Unattainable Illusions +Ch 5+After a few moments ambulances had arrived. The men had been carried to the cart, though most weren't fortunate and had passed on. Al was still shivering as he walked behind the Fuher. "What will we do...? What will we do about them...?" He whimpered.Unattainable Illusions +Ch 5+ in General Fiction More Like This
Roy turned his head. "We'll treat them as any other criminal..."
"They aren't just another ordinary criminals..." Al whispered. "They look like-"
"I know who they look like..." Roy muttered, interrupting the boy in a mid-sentence. "But it's not them Alphonse...We'll have to destroy them...As well as the others..."
Roy sighed, walking over to the window by his desk. Al noticed his fingers were trembling. "How...How did that happen...?" Al whimpered, nearly in tears. "How can my...- how can he turn into one of those monsters...Star too..." Roy turned his head, he couldn't help but pity the small boy in his office. For when the time came to destroy them...He feared it wouldn't be so easy for Alphonse.
"I know I can't tell you not to get invo
Unattainable Illusions +Ch. 1+"Well well...Look at what the cat drug in." A cold voice chimed from the far end of the dark room. The boy slightly opened one eye to be face to face with what appeared to be another homunculus. This one was pale and long stringy green hair; he wore a tight black shirt that stopped at his chest with a matching black skort, the oroborus symbol was tattooed just below the skort on his right leg.Unattainable Illusions +Ch. 1+ in General Fiction More Like This
"You look like someone I used to know..." Envy said with a small smirk. He pushed his thumb under the boy's chin and lifted it up so he could get a good look at his face. "A man I once killed perhaps...? And to think I could never see you as pathetic as I once did when I blew your stomach to pieces!" He said, cackling. "No...But you're not the same boy...Are you? Though that face makes my stomach squirm...The thought of helping you makes my blood curl." He snorted. Envy then reached in his pockets as he drew out a few small, blood red stones.
The boy looked at them sickly, not saying a word. "Eat
Falling Until I Was CaughtI fell in love with a vampire.Falling Until I Was Caught in Free Verse More Like This
She drained all the blood
Out of my heart
And left me to die.
I fell in love with a queen.
She made love to me
While she cheated the king
And then beheaded me.
I fell in love with a succubus.
She left me before dawn
With an empty wallet
On my nightstand.
I fell in love with a scholar.
She talked me out of my clothes
And left me naked
On the floor.
I fell in love with a whore.
She didnt even look at me.
I fell in love with liquor.
She didnt leave me
For the longest time.
She turned me onto another lover
I fell in love with a man.
He never broke me.
He bite me tenderly
So I would not bleed.
He made love to me
He never tried to sever
The head from my shoulders.
He talked me out of pain
And rarely had me in clothes.
He cant take his eyes off of me.
He makes me dizzy
With his caress and kiss.
I fell in love with a man.
He never left me.
The BattleAfter I got the poor kid dressed, I slipped some clothes on and led him to the dining room. It must have been a long three months because Lust looked a lot bigger than what I had remembered.The Battle in Humor More Like This
I missed the birth? Lust inquired as she saw Fear walk in.
Sadly you did, I replied.
Damn it. Well, its good to see that youre out and about.
Thanks. So everyone this is Fear. Fear, this is everyone.
I dont get names? the boy asked.
Oh, right. Thats Lust with the moon on her stomach. She smiled and shook her head with mock disapproval. The tall guy with the little lady on his hip is Dream, and the girl on his hip is Sarcasm. They smiled and waved. Theres Happiness, Suicide, Numbness, Muse, Aggression, Envy and Chaos. They all waved and turned back to what they had been doing.
And who are you exactly? he asked me seriously.
Well, Im Jonathan the writer
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It was about nine oclock in the morning when Sarcasm, Suicide, and I woke up. Sarcasm sat up and stretched like a feline before making her way to the kitchen.
Can you two help me make breakfast? she asked quietly. I am really only good at making toast.
Sure, Suicide replied with a yawn. He carefully removed himself from his regular position and stood. You coming Sorrow?
Though I was reluctant to leave Jons comfy side, I said yes and slipped away. Suicide and crept out of the bedroom as quite as door mice, and gingerly shut the door to let the writer sleep.
You were right Sorrow, Sarcasm spoke in her regular tone when I walked into the kitchen, hes practically a living feather-down bed.
Do I ever exaggerate things? I countered as I took out a skillet to m
Stock the FridgeWe got home around noon, and Sarcasm was complaining as we headed to the front door. I am starving! she declared. I rolled my eyes and reached for the door. Strangely, it was unlocked already. And what was even more peculiar was the fact that we were bombarded by the sound of a blender. I stormed into the kitchen and found a large man who stood at my level digging around in the fridge. Numbness! I shouted.Stock the Fridge in Humor More Like This
He stood up, smiled, and replied as he waved, Hi Jon! The blender was LOUD.
What the hell are you doing?
Making scotch-integrated smoothies! Want some?
I huffed and walked over to the blender. I hit stop immediately. No, I spoke in my regular tone now, I do not want an alcoholic smoothie.
But its raspberry-
I dont care if its raspberry! What are you doing here?
The rest of the gang- including the recently awakened Grief- decided to join us then. Suicide smiled
Pilgrimage to MiserySo about two weeks ago, the day came around that I would make the great pilgrimage to Misery. Can I get a whoop-whoop? Lazy people Anyways, I allotted time in Sorrows incarceration to help me get the mosaic done. Im quite happy with the way it turned out. Happiness wasnt that happy when she saw it thoughPilgrimage to Misery in Humor More Like This
Its so small! she exclaimed.
Hey! Sorrow cried. Its not small, its compact!
Two-feet by three is pretty compact, I commented.
What did you do with the rest of the glass? she asked suspiciously. Her crossed arms made her thin frame look menacing.
I ate it? Sorrow offered.
If you do a bloody-booty joke your spaceship is grounded for a year, I said seriously.
The Naughty Aroused Sorrow Association would be very depressed if that happened.
What is with all the NASA jokes? Happiness demanded.
Its all a euphonism.
Decisions We MadeAfter our little laughing fir, Suicide volunteered to go get Grief so we could all play a board game together. Love stood and followed him out of the kitchen, saying she would go see if Sarcasm was up. I attempted to sit up, but Sorrow pinned me down. He pressed a finger to my lips to prevent me from talking.Decisions We Made in Humor More Like This
I was thinking, he whispered into my ear, that if we are alone tonight that we could do some star-gazing. My eyes widened in recognition of the innuendo, and I blushed. Ill bring my telescope if you bring yours, he finished with a nibble on my ear lobe. He stood up and smiled seductively down at me.
I sat up and watched him walk away swaying his hips suggestively. Even with the super sexiness of what went down I could only think I hope my scope can last the night. I stood and headed into the living room where everyone had assembled.
Hey, Sarcasm spoke happily, ready for a game of reverse Monopoly?
A Stow-AwayI stuffed my cell back into my pocket and headed into the kitchen where Sorrow and Suicide were making sandwiches.A Stow-Away in Humor More Like This
Trouble with the natives? Suicide asked smiling.
They tried to sacrifice some virgins, I replied as I plopped down into a chair. Sorry I took so long.
Dont worry about it. Sorrows been keeping me company.
Look at me! Sorrow cried as he picked up a few peanuts. I can juggle nuts! Indeed he could. He had about eight going by the time Suicide finished slicing the sandwiches into triangles.
He mustve had a lot of practice, a voice called from the kitchen entrance. I turned to find Sarcasm standing there. Right Jon?
How did you-
I stowed away under the tarp. Im surprised you didnt notice it breathing.
I havent slept. I thought it was a hallucination. But what isnt a hallucination, is the fact that I told you to s
A Surprise VisitI smiled when I heard Sorrow creep over to where I laid. I had woken up while he was out, and had taken the opportunity to shower and change. I opened a single eye when I felt him flop down beside me.A Surprise Visit in Humor More Like This
You sneak, he spoke teasingly.
I stank, I explained as I took in his scent. He smelled of roses and something sweet- love perhaps.
You smell good now though, he commented placing a hand on my chest. He leaned down and placed a quick kiss on my lips. In the mood for a movie?
Absolutely. He stepped back and stood to allow me up. I stood and took his hand. We walked into the living room where Suicide and Sarcasm sat munching on popcorn.
Hes awake, Sarcasm happily commented as she moved over to allow Sorrow to sit on the end.
Hes been awake for a while it seems, Suicide added from the other end of the couch.
I blew them raspberry and laid down in their laps. My feet on Suicides knees, my head
After the SessionIt took about an hour and a half for Suicide to finish the portrait. It was incredible! He got every single curve of my body. I couldnt believe he could see that well from where he was sitting.After the Session in Humor More Like This
Are you guys done? Sorrow called though the door. Ive already counted the hairs on my head about four times.
Let me get my pants on, I called back as I stood to get my clothes.
I believe, Suicide commented as I pulled my clothes on, the saying is keep you pants on.
More like keep them off, added Sorrow as I opened the door. I was going to counter but he had caught me in a welcoming hug that forced the air out of me.
He missed you, Suicide spoke softly as he walked past us.
Where do you think youre going? I grabbed him and pulled him into a group hug. After trying to hug the life out of one another, my cell began to ring. I wiggled out from between Suicide and Sorrow, and stepped into
The Serious TalksI stuck a cigarette in between my lips and lit it up. I was never one to smoke, but I just felt so crappy I wanted to do something to numb myself. I coughed out a large amount of smoke as I heard the door to where I was open.The Serious Talks in Humor More Like This
Suicide walked over and sat in a chair next to me. You dont smoke, he said gently.
I know, I replied softly before taking another puff.
Just put it out Jon.
I blew smoke out my lungs and looked him right in the eyes. I ground it into the ashtray behind me.
Why are you smoking?
I looked away from him and shrugged. I thought it would help.
Help with what? Giving you long trouble? He looked over me and laid his hand on mine. Jon, you really need to talk to me.
I simply stood and walked away. Im going to call Lust, I called to him. She wanted to talk to me about something.
Sure, he replied softly.
I went into the living room and flopped d
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Itachi groaned, and stood up, limping slightly. Damn shark was too rough. The Uchiha limped into the living room, where Kisame was watching TV.
"Morning, Ita-chan." Kisame said, smiling at his lover.
Itachi glared at him as he sat down beside the shark.
"Aww, Ita-chan, it's not my fault. You're the one who always says, 'let's make love'." Kisame pouted. He wrapped his arms around the Uchiha and nuzzled into his long, raven black hair.
Itachi was silent.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? Say somethiiiiiiing!" Kisame whined.
Itachi was still silent.
Kisame pouted, and started kissing Itachi's neck.
"No sex for you."
"Awwww!!!" Kisame whined. "You're being mean, Ita-chaaaaaan."
"I don't care, you are too rough during sex. Instead of 'sex', let's actually 'make love'." Itachi growled. "You make it seem more like a quick fuck than anything
East districtWARNING: will be shounen-ai/yaoi in later chaptersEast district in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Deidara! Get your ass up! What's the point of even having a scholarship if you never go to college?!"
"Nn, Sasori-danna, 5 more minutes, un." The blond grumbled, nestling into his pillow.
"You said that 20 minutes ago, now up, brat!" The red head shouted.
"Fine, un. I'm up." Deidara sighed. He sat up and ruffled his hair, getting rid of any unwanted knots or tangles.
"If you don't get dressed in 3 minutes I'm going to shove your ass out the door in your boxers or whatever you're wearing at that moment!" Sasori yelled.
Deidara yawned and swung his legs out of bed.
"I'm up, I'm up, un." Deidara yawned.
"Is that what you're wearing to school!?" Sasori demanded as he looked at Deidara's knee high pants and crop top that showed off his toned stomach.
"Who said I was going to school, un!?" Deidara laughed as he headed for
Never Again, Dannawarning: some shounen-ai/yaoi impliedNever Again, Danna in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deidara kicked the ground, and shuffled his feet, uttering some "un"s once in a while.
"Danna, un..." He whispered, sitting down in front of the lifeless body. He ran his fingers through the ruby red locks. The blond pulled the puppet's head into his lap, even though it would never again react warmly to his advances. Even if he kept the body forever, the red head wouldn't reply to his kisses, hugs, whines, nags, or explosions. "Sasori..." He murmured. The body that lay before him held no life, and was eerily still. And again, the blond whispered, "Sasori-danna, un...come back..." No matter how many times he pleaded, Sasori never opened his eyes, smiled up at Deidara and kissed him.
If it was some kind of sick joke, Sasori would have ended it by now.
Deidara's head snapped up, and looked at the puppet in his lap, but it only increased his sadness when he heard the voce coming from b
Bedrooms are betterwarning: fluff and possibly some OOC-nessBedrooms are better in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Lee-chan's a good girl!! Like Tobi!!" Tobi shouted happily as he glomped Lee.
"And Tobi is a good boy, like Lee-chan!!" Lee giggled.
"And you two are annoying." Pein growled.
"Awww." Lee and Tobi whined.
"Here, Lee-chan, come here." Pein ordered.
Lee went over to the auburn haired man, and sat on his lap.
"Let's go watch a movie, shall we?" Pein proposed, picking Lee up.
The three of them went into the living room, and kicked Hidan off the couch.
Pein put in a horror movie.
Halfway through the movie, Lee started clinging to the pierced man, and Tobi was clinging to Lee.
Pein turned the movie off, and picked Lee up, lifting Tobi up as well.
"Awww!" Lee and Tobi whined.
"That movie is too scary for kids like you, however, we can go to bed now and I'll show you two something much better than a horror movie." Pein chuckled, dragging them both to the bedroom.
Dangerousities of Fun chap. 5warning: shounen-ai/yaoiDangerousities of Fun chap. 5 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deidara stared down at his lunch and sighed. He had managed to avoid Sasori for half an hour.
Well he'd managed to avoid him. But not the fangirls.
Being mauled by a jackass was better than being mauled by fangirls. Much. Better.
"Oi! Blondie get the fuck out of there!!" Hidan shouted, pulling Deidara from the fangirls' grasp.
"OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH HIDAN I LOVE YOU, UN!" Deidara cried, clinging to the Jashinist.
"Get in the fucking line."
"...Hidan you suck ass, un."
"Again, get in the fucking line to tell me that, fag!"
Sasori trudged slowly to class, noticing that everyone was staring at him intently. Most were laughing.
"What?" He growled to no one in particular.
"Ahem, Akasuna-san. Take off your jacket and you'll see." Genma-sensei said, trying to stifle his laughter.
Sasori slid his jacket off and turned it around. There was a
Life Sucks ch. 1 Sukoto sighed as she slurped her Ramen.Life Sucks ch. 1 in General More Like This
"Ok, tell me everything that happened to you since we saw each other last! Where were you? It's been two years since we saw each other!" Taigara said, slurping her own Ramen.
"I've been...places." Sukoto sighed.
"They put you in a mental hospital didn't they? I told you!! I told you it was going to happen! Shono, you owe me 2,000 yen!" Taigara shouted.
Shono looked up from his sushi, and stared at Taigara blankly.
"I," He said. "Owe you nothing."
"You better give it to me, or your daughter is going to know you as the silent guy who sleeps on the couch all the time!"
Shono grumbled something, but handed Taigara 2,000 yen.
"I've been around, Taigara. Let's leave it at that." Sukoto said, slurping the last of her Ramen.
"Who's the daddy of your baby?" Taigara asked.
Sukoto brought her fist down on the table, hard.
NOWT, INTERMISSION 2warning: randomnessNOWT, INTERMISSION 2 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Aku: well fuck-a-doodle-do I ACTUALLY figured out how to write a fight scene!
Dei: she's lying, un!! instead of writing like she was supposed to she went over to the store and bought four energy drinks! She's already drank two, un!
Itachi: well, it is true. And I have been going through your plot book. It seems you're thinking about making a sequel to 'Akasuna'
Aku: STOP GOING THROUGH MY PLOT BOOK! I ONLY HAVE ABOUT FOUR PAGES FILLED!
Itachi: yeah, one for NOWT, Touches, a new story you are writing, and then the one for that sequel you are thinking of writing.
Aku: BE QUIET!
Itachi: and here is the plot for NOWT. '1: Sasori and Itachi fight. 2: *CENSORED FOR SPOILERS* 3: *CENSORED FOR SPOILERS* and 4: epilogue. Estimated time for completion, five more chapters.'
Aku: QUIETQUIETQUIETQUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >
Nokkingu on Waga Toguchi 9warning: shounen-ai/yaoiNokkingu on Waga Toguchi 9 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasori gritted his teeth and narrowed his eyes. He was beyond pissed that Itachi was even near his Dei-chan. Seeing Deidara in Itachi's lap, responding to the Uchiha's advances. It infuriated him.
"Uchiha, I will make it so you wished you were never born." Sasori hissed.
"I could say the same to you, Puppet." Itachi growled. His eyes swirled crimson, and he held Deidara tighter.
"Get your hands off him." Sasori snarled.
"Keep your hands away from him!" Itachi snapped back.
"STOP IT, UN!!" Deidara shouted, tears stinging at his eyes. "Sasori, you don't get it, un! Do you know how much you hurt me!? Not just physically, but mentally as well, un!! You raped me, and Itachi--"
"I was there to put the pieces back together." Itachi finished, narrowing his eyes at the red head.
Sasori was slightly puzzled. He had only felt the pleasure of the sex with Deidara, and had assumed that Deidara had felt it as well
Nokkingu on Waga Toguchi 7warning: shounen-ai/yaoiNokkingu on Waga Toguchi 7 in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Dei-chan? What are you doing in there?"
"I-I'm taking a shower, un!!" Deidara shouted.
"Well come to my room when you're done." Sasori ordered.
Deidara wrenched the water off as he heard Sasori walk away.
He got out and wrapped a towel around his waist, then left the bathroom.
"Itachi, un!" Deidara hissed, knocking on the Uchiha's door.
Itachi opened the door. He was shirtless, and only had satin pants on.
Deidara blushing slightly but brushed passed the Uchiha.
"Hey, what's Blondie doing here?"
Deidara turned bright red as he saw Kisame lying on a bed that was on the opposite wall of another bed.
"I-I had to tell Itachi something, un." Deidara said quickly.
"In a towel?" Kisame snorted.
"It's important, un!! And I'd like it if I could talk to him privately." Deidara snapped.
"I was going to get some sake`, anyway." Kisame chuckled, rolling his eyes. He got up and left the room, winking at Deidara.