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"Like some pussy with ventricles." Harry replied.
Harry's demonic guitar, Fuckslayer, transformed into a fire-breathing motorcycle made out of space dragons with machine guns.
Using this ultimate instrument of badassery, Harry tore through the demonic zombie horde, harnessing the force of a thousand dragons to slay fucklings and people he didn't like. Hagrid got run over by Harry's Fuckcycle and was flattened into a zombie raccoon pancake. Harry thought about juice.
Harry arrived at the church. Th
SammyCSF parody: STOP HATING ON SPONGEBOBStop Hating on Sonic is Sammy's most (in)famous video ever. It peaked about 150,000 views before Sammy eventually deleted it (for obvious reasons).SammyCSF parody: STOP HATING ON SPONGEBOB in Drama More Like This
LIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKESPONGEBOBLIKE SPONGEBOOOOOOB. *panting* RRAAAAAAUUUUUUHGHGHGUGHG. STOP. HATING. ON. SPONGEBOB. FOR NO. REASOOOOOOON. Seriously, what the frick, guys? I mean, seriously. I hate all you frickin' Spongebob haters! SPONGEBOB. IS NOT. A BAD FRANCHISE ANYMORE. *panting* Alright, we have all these FRICKIN' HYPOCRITES criti-criticizing Spongebob for the l- for the LITTLEST OF REASONS. IT MAKES ME SO. MAD ERRRRGH.
I mean, seriously, NICKELODEON has improved over the years! Do you guys not realize that? I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, ohhh, because, Spongebob: The First 100 Episodes, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, nor the Spongebob movie's upcoming sequel NEVER HAPPENED! I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, come on guys! Nick has improved! Nickelodeon is
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I was only 12 years old. I loved Rocko's Modern Life so much, I had all of the episodes on DVD.
Every night I masturbate to Rocko's feet, thanking him for the modern life I've been given.
"Rocko is love." I say. "Rocko is life."
My dad hears me and tells me that stereotypical faggots like me are ruining the show's chances of returning from the dead.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Rocko. I call him an idiot. He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lie in bed, cold and bitter. Suddenly, a warm hand touches my shoulder.
It's Rocko. I'm so ecstatic.
Taking his clothes off, he whispers in my ear.
"This is my house."
Rocko jumps onto my back with his powerful and sexy kangaroo legs and pulls my pants down as I get down on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass cheeks for Rocko. His surprisingly huge Aussie dick penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Rocko.
I can feel my butt tea