Kyel X Cartman 2: Tongue TiedAT CARTMAN'S HOUSE...Kyel X Cartman 2: Tongue Tied in Personal More Like This
Kyle was eating dinner with Cartman. Actually, no. Both of them had already eaten dinner before the sleepover. This was lucky because it meant that Kyle did not have to discuss his man-crush on Cartman with Cartman himself at the dinner table.
AT 11:00 PM, AFTER CARTMAN'S MOM HAD GONE TO BED AND PUT HER EARMUFFS ON...
After eating dessert, which was a cake sundae with fudge brownies, whipped cream and cherries on top, Cartman and Kyle went up to Cartman's bedroom. Cartman shut the door behind him, locked the door, shut the window blinds, turned on the lamp, and began to remove his clothes.
Kyle was shocked at what he had just witnessed. He had no words to describe how naked Cartman had become. "You're...you're..."
"Naaakeeed." Cartman replied, clutching a flower between his teeth.
"Yes, yes indeed, you've got NO FREAKING CLOTHES ON!" Kyle replied with a hint of panic in his voice.
"You don't say?" Cartman replied sarcastically. "Anyway, ready for some sex?"
Rocko is love, Rocko is life(This is a parody of "Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life".)Rocko is love, Rocko is life in Literature Features More Like This
I was only 12 years old. I loved Rocko's Modern Life so much, I had all of the episodes on DVD.
Every night I masturbate to Rocko's feet, thanking him for the modern life I've been given.
"Rocko is love." I say. "Rocko is life."
My dad hears me and tells me that stereotypical faggots like me are ruining the show's chances of returning from the dead.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Rocko. I call him an idiot. He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lie in bed, cold and bitter. Suddenly, a warm hand touches my shoulder.
It's Rocko. I'm so ecstatic.
Taking his clothes off, he whispers in my ear.
"This is my house."
Rocko jumps onto my back with his powerful and sexy kangaroo legs and pulls my pants down as I get down on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass cheeks for Rocko. His surprisingly huge Aussie dick penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Rocko.
I can feel my butt tea
SammyCSF Parody: Rant Against The Toon FanbaseOKAY, THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAAAAWW!SammyCSF Parody: Rant Against The Toon Fanbase in Literature Features More Like This
I've had it with all you frickin trolls, and all you frickin haters, and all you frickin stupid fan-fricks! YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT RUINED CARTOONS FOR EVERYONE! Can't you see that?! What the frick are you guys DOING!? Asking for all this fricking garbage?
WHY DO WE NEED ADVENTURE TIME? WHY DO WE NEED REGULAR SHOW? WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER SPONGEBOB MOVIE? WHY DO WE NEED A- A FANBOY & CHUM-CHUM REVIVAL?!
WHY DO WE NEED ALL THAT?! CAN'T WE HAVE A PROPER 90s STYLE CARTOON SERIES, FOR CRYING OUT FRICKING LOUD?! You guys killed the Rocko series! All you frickin' FAN FRICKS, and your FRICKING FANTASIES SPEWED OUT AT YOU BY FRICKING POOP MERCHANTS! I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS!
I'M SO FRICKING MAD, AND I'M...So fricking mad! I mean, you guys, YOU GUYS, HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MARBLES!! WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST ASK FOR A PROPER 90s STYLE CARTOON SERIES?! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
[Sammy throws a chair against the wall]
I'm sure NO Rocko fan pre