LockerPairing: CreekLocker in Romance More Like This
“Hey, you little faggot! You can’t hide from me forever.” I could hear the booming voice of Eric Cartman as he yelled out to me. Cartman had been teasing me all day and when school had finally let out, he started coming after me with blood lust in his eyes. I had ran through the multiple hallways as fast as I could and I did the first thing that I could think to do, which was to hide in a locker. It wasn’t even mine. I wasn’t really paying attention when I opened the first random locker I could get to and shoved myself in.
“Where are you? If you come out now, I might be merciful and let you keep your teeth!” I heard something slam against a nearby locker, maybe his fist or a baseball bat. Oh, man, I hope he didn’t have a bat on him! I thought about coming out for a second, fearing I wouldn’t be able to eat food anymore without my teeth, but then I remembered there were so
LifeguardPairing: BunnyLifeguard in Romance More Like This
Today was a rare hot day in South Park. I even shed my well-known orange hoodie, so that I didn’t die from heat stroke.
Summer had just started and already our group was bored with nothing to do. Cartman had suggested that we go to Antarctica, where it was always cold, but that was quickly shot down by the rest of us. I could tell Cartman was suffering more than everyone else, because of his excessive weight. He was sweating while we were sitting in his own home!
“I think the pool opened today,” Stan said off-handedly as he switched the channel on the television.
“I don’t want to go outdoors. I’ll burn into a lobster.” Kyle replied. I huffed from where I was sitting on the ground, getting annoyed at everyone’s lack of enthusiasm.
“I think we should go to the pool.” I stated, ignoring Kyle’
HealingButtersXKennyHealing in Romance More Like This
I knew one day someone would find out about it, but I wasn't excepting it to turn out like this nor was I expecting it to be him.
I was standing on the top of the stairs, watching my dad who was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper. I was hoping he wouldn't see it and that maybe this time I would get away with it, but I'm never that lucky. I knew my dad noticed it when he put his newspaper down and stared at the carpet, his face getting redder with anger by the second.
"Butters! Get your butt down here, now!" I slowly made my way down the stairs, trying to th
Frowny FacesPairing: BunnyFrowny Faces in Romance More Like This
I wonder if anything interesting is happening tonight, I thought to myself as I did my routinely night patrol as Mysterion. South Park had been eerily quiet lately and it was putting me on edge. I actually wished that the Coon would come out to do some mischief, so that I knew everything was alright in the small town.
After a full hour of walking the empty streets, I became restless and decided to just go home. When I turned back around, though, I heard something in the nearby alleyway. I slowly walked over, making sure I was in the shadows, and peeked behind a wall. There was a small light coming from a flashlight that was on top of a dumpster.
As I got a little closer, I could see a small figure vandalizing one of the walls. The figure was turned away from me, but I could tell it was a boy with blonde, puffy hair and a blue sweater on. I only knew of one boy who fit that description.
“Butters?” I called out as I stepped i
QuietPairing: BunnyQuiet in Romance More Like This
“Excuse me; do you need help with anything?” A nurse asked a certain small, blonde headed boy.
“Oh,” The boy gasped, surprised by the nurse’s sudden appearance. “No, thank you.” The boy looked at the ground and mashed his knuckles together in anxiety. When he looked back up, he realized that he was alone, again, in the quiet hallway. Weren’t hospitals supposed to be loud?
The boy held the piece of paper in his right hand tighter in his grasp as he looked at the door that he was standing in front of. He read the name plate that said ‘K. McCormick’ for what seemed like the millionth time. He had been standing in the hallway for about 20 minutes, trying to get the courage to enter the room. Three nurses and a doctor had already asked him if he needed any help.
The boy finally took a deep breath and slowly opened the door. “
AcknowledgePairing: BunnyAcknowledge in Romance More Like This
All of South Park was occupying downtown for the annual Spring Festival. Every year, the small town in Colorado, celebrated the beginning of spring and the welcoming of the blooming flowers. At least, that’s what the elders say. The young kids of South Park just attend for the games and food.
Especially for a group of high school boys, who were just arriving at the festival in the afternoon.
“I can’t believe we missed the opening band,” the red head of the small group of friends complained. “I told you guys we should have woken up earlier.”
“Whatever, Kyle, it was just some hippie band. They were probably lame,” the more heavyweight boy said with a wave of his hand as to dismiss the topic. The group approached the entrance where the single ticket booth was located.
“I like that band, Cartman!
Black OutPairing: BunnyBlack Out in Romance More Like This
“Are you sure it’s okay that I spend the night?” I asked as I entered the McCormick household. Normally, Kenny didn’t have people over, but this weekend, his family went to go visit a relative and Kenny stayed to hold down the fort and make sure the neighbors didn’t steal anything.
“Yeah, my folks don’t care. As long as their meth lab goes untouched.” I was about to laugh, but when I looked at his face, I knew he wasn’t joking.
“So...what do ya wanna do?” I asked, carefully sitting down on the ratty old couch that had questionable stains on it.
“We can watch some tv.” Kenny sat beside me and grabbed the remote. As soon as he pushed the power button, the whole house went dark.
“K-Ken?” I called out, not being able to see anything. It was already pretty late and the sun went down
First AnniversaryPairing: BunnyFirst Anniversary in Romance More Like This
Butters rushed through his room, trying to make sure that he didn’t forget anything. He glanced at his Hello Kitty calendar that marked today as the first anniversary for Kenny and him. The blonde boy was nervous, but excited at the same time. He still remembered how it all started out during their sophomore year.
~1 year ago~
“Butters? Did you do the math homework?” The small, blonde boy looked up from the book he was reading to see the chubby face of Clyde Donovan. He showed off his usual, cheery smile and nodded to the other boy, reaching for his backpack to grab the before mentioned homework.
“Dude, Clyde! You should do the homework, yourself!” Butters looked up and was shocked to see the orange clad boy speaking to the brunette. Kenny never tried to cause any conflict. He normally just let everyone do what they want while he watched and laughed from the sidelines,
What are these feelings?Pairing: BunnyWhat are these feelings? in Romance More Like This
“Kenny, have you seen my nice shoes?” I looked up at my younger sister before I motioned towards the kitchen, where she had previously left her formerly mentioned shoes. Karen smiled and said her thanks as she practically sprinted into the kitchen to grab her shoes and run back up the stairs to finish getting ready.
I couldn’t decide if I was happy or depressed that my little sister had found a Valentine’s date while I was stuck at home for the day. Even though many girls had asked me out for the special holiday, I had decided the year before that I wasn’t going to spend Valentine’s with someone I didn’t have true feelings for.
Just thinking back to last year made me want to hit my head against the nearest wall. I had always been a flirtatious guy, so getting a date was easy. I had asked Heidi Turner to accompany me to dinner at a fancy restaurant that was normall
Forgetful HalloweenPairing: BunnyForgetful Halloween in Romance More Like This
I could hear my alarm screeching in the distance and thought if I ignored it long enough, it would just disappear. Today was going to be horrible. It was Halloween, the worst holiday of the year and the most dangerous. People thought they could get away with anything as long as they were in costume and chalked it up as ‘trick’ for the holiday spirit. Somehow, though, I always got caught up in the ‘tricks’ and ended up getting killed in the most brutal way every Halloween.
Last year, it was when Cartman wasn’t very happy when the local dentist handed us floss as his treat. He decided that the best way to handle the situation was by egging the poor guy’s house. Unfortunately for me, an egg somehow got stuck in my throat and I choked for a full five minutes before I passed away. Also, none of the guys even noticed when I was flailing about with a blue face.