LJXSnuffbomb (part four)Another random day because I’m a lazy author~LJXSnuffbomb (part four) in Short Stories More Like This
Le snuff bomb is sitting at his computer derping around on tumblr.
“Dead Pool porn, Dead Pool porn, Dead Pool porn, Dead Pool porn, Dead Pool porn, Dead Pool porn, oh look! More Dead Pool porn… Ugh make ONE post about how I like Dead Pool porn and a ton gets submitted to me” Snuff said while running a hand through his hair.
“Ya know you could look at this shit when I’m not in the room?” Jack said setting his chin on Snuffs shoulder, this task was easy cuz Snuff was sitting on his lap.
“Oh hush clowny mcfrowny, you know you like this” Snuff wiggled his butt.
Laughing Jack, unamused I might add, sighed and slapped the blonde.
“Hey Snuff why did you ask to sit on my lap while you browsed you interweb porn hut?” Jack mumbled/asked.
“Because, Jackie poo. You have the warmest body and our apartment is like a fucking icebox, that and you’re a major cutiepie” Snuff
LJXHungover!Snuffbomb part twoThe very next day!LJXHungover!Snuffbomb part two in Short Stories More Like This
SnuffBomb awoke on his couch, a wave of pain brought to him vague memoirs of the night previous. He was wondering why the couch was sticky until he lifted himself up only to be greeted with a personal pants party. That is if he had pants… Yes the famous SnuffBomb went to bed drunk with pants on, and woke up without them. How he didn’t see that *cumming* coming we’ll never know!
Well let’s not dwell on the past, and let’s continue the story!
Snuff looked over at the clock on the wall and noticed it was 9:58pm.
“The fuck?” He said while attending to his personal boxer party.
“Is that necessary to do in the living room!?” A scarred Laughing Jack said while shielding his eyes.
“Hey I can't control when he want’s to roll ok?” Snuff said placing himself back into his boxers.
“Must you refer to it as a “he”?” Asked LJ.
“Yush! Either that or “THE THUNDAH FROM DOWN UND
LJXSnuffbomb (part three)A smexeh Snuffbomb sits in his bed, flipping through his *goat* porn.LJXSnuffbomb (part three) in Short Stories More Like This
“ugh why am I not turned on!” He rage quitted.
“Having dysfunctional probs Snuffy?” Asked LJ, while smirking.
“NO!” Snuff puffed out his cheeks in anger, and crossed his arms.
“Oh hakuna your tatas Labomba, alot of boys your age have that kinda issue~” Jack snickered.
“Ya know what Jack, Fuck you!” Snuff said tossing his *goat* porn towards Jack.
Jack dodged the flying porn and laughed.
“Oh you know you would like to, Snuffy baby~”Jack wiggled his clowny booty at Snuff.
Snuffykins blushed, then smirked.
“Oh my Jackie are you flirting with me?” Snuff asked
“Maybe~” Jack replied while leaving the room.
“Oh hey…” Snuff said staring at his crotch “I’m turned on now…”
(Small inspiration boner but next one will be bigger~)