Dib and Zim Play SCP Containment Breachdib is on his computer, looking extremely concentrated, brow furrowed and biting his lip. zim crawls through his window, completely unnoticed. zim approaches dib silently.Dib and Zim Play SCP Containment Breach in Humor More Like This
zim: hey stink-meat.
dib: (jumps, and there is a crack sound that came out of dib's computer speakers) AAH!!
zim: what are you doing?
dib: dammit zim! why do you always DO that?!? you made me die!
zim: (fearful) are you playing that slender game again?
dib: (turns back to his computer) no, this is a completely different game.
zim: (looks over dib's shoulder) is it scary?
dib: well, let's put it this way... if you couldn't handle slender, you won't be able to handle this.
zim: zim can handle anything.
dib: this is when i wish i was video recording when i was playing slender that night. then i could play it back for you to show you how much of a pussy you were.
zim: i do not care about kitty cats!
dib: no, z-- uuuugh... okay, i'll show you this game. but you better not distract me. this is much harder than slender.
ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 2 .FAILED.Once again, Zim wandered into the cafeteria and sat at Dib's table. Dib growled at him, but Gaz put down her video game and watched him intensly.ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 2 .FAILED. in Romance More Like This
"You can glare at me all you want, Dib," said Zim. "I'm sitting here."
"Then I'll move," said Dib angrily.
"I'll follow you." Dib clenched his fist tightly, but their argument was interrupted by Jessica and her friends again. She was also accompanied by what looked like every girl in the cafeteria. Zim turned to look at them, frowning.
"We sorta told everyone you let us kiss you," Jessica giggled. "Now everyone wants to."
"There's like thirty of you!" Zim said exasperatedly.
"Want us to line up?" said a girl named Sarah. Zim rubbed in between his eyes and stood up.
"Yea, whatever," he said. "Let's get this over with. Quickly!" The girls obeyed and got in a single file line. Sacrifices, Zim thought furiously. Sacrifices to achieve a higher goal... He kissed each girl in turn, but not lingering very long on them. He blinked when Poonchy came up
ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 3 .FAILED.It was late in the night; Zim had finished with Dib a few hours ago, and had fallen asleep with his head on his chest. Dib was wide awake and staring at the ceiling, cold from left over sweat. He hadn't even moved an inch from his position since Zim fell asleep. He looked down at Zim slightly, seeing his messy black hair covering most of his face, and his left hand resting lightly on Dib's abdomen. He had a lump in his throat that appeared after they were done, and it hadn't gone away since. Just then, Zim shifted slightly, stuffing his face into Dib's neck. He still didn't move, his stomach lurching painfully. Tears began to silently fall down the sides of his face, and he cried himself to sleep.ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 3 .FAILED. in Romance More Like This
The sun rose, and Dib hadn't slept very well. He looked out the window, glaring at a bird sitting on a tree that was chirping loudly. Zim groaned slightly, sitting up and wiping his eyes. He froze and looked at his hands, which now had black smudges on them.
"Aw..." he said disapointedly. He