City Boy Kingdom Girl pt 11Mario ran and grabedCity Boy Kingdom Girl pt 11 in Drama More Like This
a hand full of one-ups and two
fire flowers he gives one to Luigi
the two teen age boys head for the door
ready to fight the teen age Bowser
Daisy:take Yoshi he'll be a big help
green Yoshi and yellow Yoshi step up
Mario hops on green Yoshi and Luigi gets on
yellow Yoshi they head out the door
Daisy:good luck! super Mario Brothers
Mario and Luigi run and hit goombas and koopas
the Yoshis were a big help as they ate the goombas
and koopas they started to get weak thats when
Mario got off his Yoshi and Luigi did the same
Mario:you two go back with Daisy you will be safe there we take it from here
the two Yoshis run back and Mario and Luigi eat the
fire flowers and head to the clown car
as they get closer they fight off koopas and goombas there
both getting weak as they come face to
face with the young Bowser
Bowser:hahahaha how weak look at you your going to save her
i will love to see you try (he turns around) Pauline!! come here now
Dark Evil Love pt 12they put him into theDark Evil Love pt 12 in Drama More Like This
castle i was happy to see him
then Daisy came behind me
and gave me a hug i turned around
she held me once more
we looked into each others eyes
Mr L:No problem i just.....
she put her finger over my mouth
Daisy:shhhhhh you talk to much
she grab my face and she kissed
me then she let go and huged me once more
Daisy:Mr L your such a good guy
Mr L:i wish i could be more but i can see you want
Daisy:him Luigi? true i do love him but what about you?
Mr L:i will be fine but its your choseing me or him
Daisy:i-i don't know
Mr L:i love you eather way
i give her a kiss
she looks like she is going to cry
i huged her we left to her castle once we got
there i saw a baseball bat and gave it to her
Mr L:if you want him do it
she is crying and hugs me
she was about to swing when i said
Mr L:give me two hours and pen an paper
Mr L:he needs to know
Mr L:the day of Dark Evil Love
so i say good bye
Luigi you have a wonderful
Snow's new world"Oh dear Princess Snow!"Snow's new world in Fan Fiction More Like This
yelled an old lady holding a tray of
the young girl called from her bedroom
the old lady walks in to the room we see a young beautiful girl
she has long brown hair that stops about the
almost to the end of her back and she has on
a dark blue dress with a small gold crown
she looks up and grabs the tray
says the the young girl she sits
and eats we see she
looks bord and unhappy
she lets out a sigh and walks to her window
"i wish there was more to this then just being a princess and working, i want to
just run away and find the magicl place were i can be free of this work" the
young girl sighs once more
"miss Snow!, miss Snow!"
a old man in a fancy sute yelled as he runs though the large castle
"ah there you are miss Snow, we have a lot of work to do we have to bla bla bla bla"
Snow started to drift off
the old man snaps his fingers in Snows face
"Miss Snow come on we have to go!"
the old man grabs Snows arm and they go off to whate
Snow's new world part 2At Bowser's castleSnow's new world part 2 in Fan Fiction More Like This
he had Snow in a big bar cage
she sreamed and yelled as loud as she could
"HELP!!! HELP!!! MARIO!!!! LUIGI!!!"
"awww shut up wow your almost as bad as Daisy"
"well will you let me go?"
"No i said ALMOST hahahaha she's way worse then you, hahaha!!!!"
Bowser walks out the room
Snow sad slides down and sits she starts and cry's
"oh Mario Brothers please save me"
Back with Mario and the others
Daisy putting her hands on her hips
"dudes what are we waiting for lets go save Snow"
Mario getting up "yeah were not going to let Bowser win"
everyone "YEAH!!!" Mario jumping up in the air "Lets-a-go!!!"
they all head to Dark land to save the young Princess
Back in Snows Kingdom
"Princess! Princess Snow!!! were are you?!"
"Have you found her?"
a handsome boy in a dark blue and gold trim shirt with light blue pants
and black shoes lovely green eyes and brown hair with a crown that fits his
head that is also gold, light, and Dark blue
"sorry we looked all over we can't fi
The grass and the flower pt 3At the Mario bros home Luigi was reading and Mario was wachingThe grass and the flower pt 3 in Drama More Like This
T.V. Luigi was getting mad cause the T.V. was so loud
Luigi:Can you put that down i am trying to read!!!!
Mario:well go to your room i am trying to wach the game!!
Luigi: no cause you always get the living room and i want to stay in my chair
Mario:Well i want to wach the GAME!!!
The two went on going back and forth like that for 20 min
Soon Mario pushed Luigi on to the floor, then Luigi got back up
and punched Mario in the mouth, than Mario punched Luigi in
the gut, soon the two started to fist fighting Luigi got up and yalled
Luigi:THATS IT I AM OUT OF HERE!!!!
MarioK FINE I DONT NEED YOU HERE!!!!
Luigi storms out the door and it was pooring rain out he
is sad and angry and most of all scared, Mario feeling all the same feelings
Mario picks up the phone and the first person he calls is Peach
and Luigi is wondering lonely he dose not know ware to go
so he heads for Sasaraland
Daisy is wa
City Boy Kingdom Girl pt 5that same night Mario calls PeachCity Boy Kingdom Girl pt 5 in Comedy More Like This
phone ringing Daisy answers
Marioeach? its Mario
Daisy:sorry its Daisy
Marioh i did not know you were there
Daisy:we live together
Mario:you guys are sisters?
Daisy:no our familes are living together until we find homes (she is lieing her ass off)
Marioh ok well can you Peach on i really need to talk to her
Daisy:well she's kind of in a bad mode since well ya know
Mario:i am so sorry and are you ok?
Daisy:i am fine just a bruse some cuts but fine
Mario:i am really sorry
Daisy:i am fine trust me let me get Peach for ya
she puts the phone down and Mario
starts and get scared he about to hang up
when he heres a sweet soft voise pick up
Marioh oh sorry hay its Mario
Peachh hay was up
Mario:um Peach are you ok?
Peach:i am fine i mite be the last person to ask
but is Pauline ok?
Peach:i just want to know
Mario:you are so sweet even if you dont like her you still want to see if shes ok
City Boy Kingdom Girl pt 10they head to Daisy's castleCity Boy Kingdom Girl pt 10 in Drama More Like This
once they get to the castle
they see a small old brow mushroom
and a chuck norse looking man in purple and gold and a crown
and a woman with Daisy same hair color and cut
and in the same colors and long robe wich is
also purple and gold with a crown
the woman is holding a yellow and orange dress
with a small gold crown with a flower on it
once they see Daisy
the woman runs up to her and hugs here
Womanh Daisy i am so glad your ok
Daisygetting off Yoshi) yes mother i am fine
Mother this is Mario and Luigi two for the seven star kids
and Mario and Luigi this is my mother Queen Lillian and that is my father
King Richard and this is Peach's caretaker or uncle Toadworth
Luigi and Mario:hi
Richard:men come in now
Luigi got kind of scared of the man
and got off his yoshi and walked slowly behind
Mario gets off and walks behind Luigi
Lillianaisy come change to your gown
as the three walkaway from each other
Daisy looks back at Luigi a
City Boy Kingdom Girl pt 7the next day at schoolCity Boy Kingdom Girl pt 7 in Comedy More Like This
walk into school
Daisy and Luigi sit next to each
other as always
and Mario and Peach
sit next to each other
with out Pauline in between them
Teacher:well good morning class
Teacher:class we have a new student
form japan pleas come in
a tall boy walks in he is
wareing a green vest and red pants
he has red spiked hair
and blood red eyes and a deep vosie
Teacher:tell us your name
Boyowser, Bowser Koopa
both Peach and Daisy's eyes go into shock
they look at each other
Bowser looks down at Peach
Bowsereach, Peach toadstool is that you?
and is that dizzy Daisy i have not seen you two in
months how have you been?!
Teacher:you know them?
Bowser:well of course
when my family lived in Italy for a few months
Teacher well then take a sit there is one next to Peach
Peach do you mined if Bowser
Peach:i don't mined
Teacher:well ok then take your sit and
turn to page 23 of your books
Peach:what do you want?
Bowser:just to hang w
City Boy Kingdom Girl pt 3Back in Peach and Daisy new homeCity Boy Kingdom Girl pt 3 in Comedy More Like This
Peach and Daisy are doing homework when
a knock at the door
Daisy:i got it!
random guy:These are for a Daisy sarasala
random guy:here these are flowers and candy from a Dave lincon
Daisyh ok well thanks
she closed the door and took the flowers and put them
in the trash and sat back down and gave the candy to
Daisy:here i know these are your favs
Peach:who was that and why did you put those daisies in the trash
Daisy:just some guy that likes me from school he is not my type
and i don't like it when guys try and get me daisies just cause my
name is Daisy dose not mean i love daisies
Peach shrugs her sholders and opens the candy
and they both start and eat
The next day at school
Peach is at her locker and Mario runs over
Mario:me and Luigi are going to a movie after school
and i just wanted to know if you and Daisy wanted to come with?
Peach:kay cool! but what about Pauline? won't she
City Boy Kingdom Girl pt 2Mario and Luigi walk into thereCity Boy Kingdom Girl pt 2 in Comedy More Like This
home class room and sat next to each other
the teacher walked in
Teacher:hello class! i am Ms Rates and we have two new
students from Italy come in now
the two girls come in and Mario is dazed so Luigi
Teacher:tells us your names and about you what you like what you like to do things like that
Peach:my name is Peach toadstool and i love to cook and
i enjoy meeting new people
Daisy:hay was up i'm Daisy Sarasalan and i love to play sports any sport
you name it i've played it can't wait to play with ya'll
Teacher:thank you now take a seat anyware you like
Daisy sits next to Luigi and waves at him he
blused and turned around she giggled
Peach sat next to Mario and smiled at him he smiled back
now its lunch and Luigi gose to his locker
and sees Daisys locker is next to his
she says hi he waves back
Daisy:hay i new here and i was thinking you show me
around the school?
a guy from the football team comes up
Football guy:hay my name i
I found it my placeI found itI found it my place in Free Verse More Like This
looked down upon
i have them
will never leave
cause they know how
hard it is to
i found the
will try their
best just to
I finally found it
Surely your not talkingSurely your notSurely your not talking in Free Verse More Like This
talking to me
bleach blonde curls
surely your not
to live something
that I don't believe
not talking to me
True to a lieI've neededTrue to a lie in Free Verse More Like This
me the truth
me when I liked
I even forgave
you when you
of being a whore
And when you lied
looking straight into
I needed a
I can't believe
I thought it
I still feelI still feel coldI still feel in Free Verse More Like This
I still feel numb
but I have them
my most inner
I am smiling more
and I haven't cut
in a month
I am still cold
but that is gonna go away
For a girl who writes a lotFor a girl who writes a lot and thinks to muchFor a girl who writes a lot in Free Verse More Like This
For this girl
I saw her everday
she sat in the chair
right next to
me in English
She had firey red hair
and bright baby blue
she smiled once or twice
but I knew she really
wanted to cry
she always wore this
beautiful black sweater
and never rolled up the
she only said things
like hi and ill be alright
but one day
just one day
was past her wrist
and I was the one who
saw the lines
I looked at her and said
I am going to hand you something
I wrote her a note saying
You are beautiful and
needed so please
just stop the hurt
on your skin
cause well someone finally
sees your beauty within
I saw her eyes start to
fill with tears
to the brim
and then she told
me thank you
I just needed a friend
:)the other day:) in Free Verse More Like This
i laid on your chest
almost asleep i said
i love to hear your
and to feel your warmth
you just smiled
will you stay with
that almost made me
for your heartbeat
went a little faster
and you looked
i could see it
in your eyes
the same look my dad gives
then i said yes
we sat like that for a
when i looked at you and said
i love you
and this time
i can tell that the person
back actually meant it
NothingI was a cutterNothing in Free Verse More Like This
and mean person
but not to others
no I was mean to me
I hurt my skin
cry those red
I was a cutter
I tried to heal a
heart that knew
I was cutter
I made me hate
and I don't need you
I was a cutter
now I am just in scars
and you hate me
Freak a leekI could beFreak a leek in Free Verse More Like This
your freak a leek
but the question is
if you want to be
my freak a leek
i will give it
the way you
and i let you
i will tell
you if it is
and i will
be your freak a leek
cause we are the freak a leeks
Just a friendHair dark as coalJust a friend in Free Verse More Like This
but beautiful as a
Eyes the color
of sky blue
lips as pretty
as petals of a
mind as fierce
as the toughest
she is beauty
when I am
just a friend
fucking familyI amfucking family in Free Verse More Like This
when the medicine
with my mom
that we arent
is breaking me
i cant stop
and my mom
you two ruined it
for all of
you guys dont see it
and i am
my mom and my dad
your supposed to
but no i am the
one protecting us
The River Runs Red 5I open my eyes to blood-red sky. Confused, I roll over and find myself face-to-face with a red Chuck Taylor.The River Runs Red 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Oh look, sleeping beauty is finally awake. Did you have a nice nap, sunshine?” Juliette’s sneering voice reminds me of where I am; the plains of hell, stuck with two hellspawn.
“Lay off ‘er Juliette,” Ginseng chastises. His gentle tone provides little comfort for me as I get up and hand his leather jacket back.
“So, are we taking her to you-know-who, or not?” Juliette curls her lip, a hand on her hip as she cocks her head.
Ginseng’s shoulders slouch. “I guess so; we don’t have many other options.”
Sighing, I start to walk off in a random direction, hoping to find some sort of breakfast. Kicking a rock, it turns to dust on my shoe as I keep walking, ignoring Ginseng’s protests and Juliette’s exasperated sigh behind me. Briskly walking, I hear them get up to follow me, in
All Brothers In CombatSwatting a fly, I watch a brown skinned girl bite her lip as a needle is pushed into her arm. The camouflage-adorned doctor puts a band-aid over the prick, and sends the little girl off with a sucker. Adjusting the gun slung over my shoulder, I survey the medical camp.All Brothers In Combat in Short Stories More Like This
Makeshift tents and shelters are erected inside a fenced in area of about a block. A few doctors sit under the canopies, giving needles, checking vitals, teeth, and overall health of the local population. Men, women, and children stand quietly in lines, patiently waiting for their turn with the military doctors.
Dust hangs in the air, clinging to people, making it hard to breathe. Hearing a commotion from the medical tents, I quickly swing my gun around and turn my attention to the couple of teenage boys fleeing through the crowd. Reactively I run after them as they jump the fence. I hear one of the medical staff call out that they took medication as a vault over the barricade after them. I hear people pounding beh
Disaster Zone 5"Motley what is the meaning of this?"Disaster Zone 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Meaning of what? Mixen? I don't know ask him, I didn't want him to come."
"You brought an outsider into our facility! Do you know the danger? What if he's a spy?"
"Spying for whom or what? Don't kid yourself and stop lying to everyone. There's nobody to spy on you. You should be more afraid of what is coming," Mixen says as he walks in, sucking on a lolipop. A new pair of black skinny jeans and a baggy dress T now adorn his body, and a new bandana holding his black hair back. His skin is now scrubbed clean to be a pale grey, and the grease cleaned from his hair. The tall suited man who had been talking to Motley turns to Mixen with a perturbed expression.
"What do you mean "what is coming"? We have the best technology anywhere and it hasn't detected anything." Mixen snickers, crunching the sucker between his teeth.
"You're stupid." The man starts and glares at Mixen. "Don't rely on your instruments so much. Just stop and feel. Can't you sense the
Disaster ZoneThe sound of an engine roared through the city as a motorcycle rips through the streets, a grey skinned teenager steering around the bunches of people, his black hair flapping in the wind. A caucasion brunette clings to his thin waist, her lean body pressed against his. Coming to a sliding stop, they climb off, flicking the kickstand down under the bike.Disaster Zone in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Motley, you need to get a back seat for that thing," the girl says, smoothing down her chocolate brown hair as she surveys the silver and black motorcycle sitting on the cobblestone in front of her.
"I am not putting a back seat on my Valkyrie. I can put a spike on the back to hold you on if you want," the grey skinned boy chuckles, turning to the large brick building in front of him. Walking up the front steps and into the lobby, he is greeted by the elderly receptionist, but continues on his way up the stairs, his girl following behind him, her four inch heels clicking on the floor. Finding his way to a door along the corridor, he q
Abbiecharacter profileAbbie in Profiles More Like This
Eyes: bright purple
Hair: Bleach blonde, scene style, black tips.
Weight: 98 lbs
Profile: Has the nickname 'Little Devil' loves pissing people off, and suspects she is partially the reason for the destruction of hell a few times from pissing Jashin off. Never lost a fight. Can materialise like mist. Commited suicide of some sort by chaining herself around her throat and wrists from a bridge and jumping off. Is covered in scars on her wrists. Can be very sweet, and enjoys fighting and watching fights. Doesnt know much about what she is or what she is fully capable of. Only has very painful and scary memories from her past life. Abbie is still very human, with her human emotions. She will snap if a loved one *cough* Grave *cough* is in danger, and will sacrifice herself to save others. Painful flashbacks from her past life can both strengthen and cripple her, causing her enough pain that she will ignore all else, and turn to a sadistic juggernau
The River Runs Red 3"I don't think we're going to find them," I say, sitting on a pile of blackened rocks, "We've been looking for hours."The River Runs Red 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ginseng comes away from the waters edge and sits beside me with a light sigh, his thin, lanky legs spread out in front of him.
"Where do we go. Can I get back through the nightmare streams?" I shudder at the thought, but I have to ask.
"No," he says, "It's only possible to come from the nightmare streams, not to go. I- I don't know where I can take you. I can't take you to Lucifer or anywhere near there, and he might be the only one who can get you back."
"What about Dante?"
"Er, better not to go look for him. You might not find what you're looking for." I cast Ginseng a skeptical glance.
"I know who you can take her to," a small,female voice yips behind us. Turning around suddenly, I nearly fall off the rock. A small girl stands behind us; not young, probably around 14 or 15 years old, but small. She could only be barely 5 feet tall, and maybe 90 to 100 pounds. She is
The River Runs Red 2I open my heavy eyes and look around. It seems that I washed up on the bank of the rver, but as I look around, my heart stops in my chest.The River Runs Red 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The ground underneath me is blood red, the river I washed out of is crimson and black, the turbulent waters churning with the current.
"How did I get here..." My voice echoes eerily in my pounding head. Memories of the hell boatride up the nightmare streams come rushing painfully back. Laying back on the crimson dirt, tears stream down my cheeks.
"Aye now, don't cry there lass. You almost drowned and died in that there river," a heavy Australian accent lace the mans worried tones. Looking up, I see the source of the Aussi voice sitting on a pile of rocks. His face, pale and clear, clearly shows his worry. Bleach blond hair falls around his pointed chin and high cheekbones, framing his thin face. His eyes hold me, I stare into them until tears come to my eyes. Where the whites should be, an ebony black replace. His irises glow a bright red
The River Runs Red I don't know where I am, just that I am walking through some sort of field, like somebody's yard. AThe River Runs Red in Short Stories More Like This
large building stands behind me, painted red with a black shingled roof. I hear a name. Dante. What an
interesting name, but I love it. Images from a story I'm reading flash to mind. Dante, the hell-touched
angel. From Inferno.
The picture flashes, I'm now in a room, surrounded by people. There are two sides, people cram
in, leaving a center strip bare. There are two layers on each side. Bunk beds maybe? People are lying
on the top bunk. Everyone faces each other, staring across the empty space. That's when I see him.
Already looking at me with interest. I find it hard to stay mad, but I have in mind to talk to him
afterwards; not in a nice way. People start discussing something but I'm not really listening; I'm too busy
imagining what I will say to Tyler if I see him. I want to flip the middle finger at him. 'I don't like you
ginger bye and don't talk to
MotleyCharacter ProfileMotley in Profiles More Like This
Weight: 165 lbs
Eyes: Black and gold
Weapon: duel Chains with blades attached to the ends; can be used as regular short swords.
Fighting: Chain fighter. Mischevious, joker, monkey. Flexible, agile, lithe, graceful, but a powerhouse. Can be both gentle and violent. When fighting, tends to be the latter. He will use the chains more than the blades, in extremely painful and powerful attacks. Powerhouse, strong, quick witted, and determined, he is up for almost any challenge, and wont back down once he has accepted one. His battles tend to be bloody, as he isnt fighting so much with a precise blade that can kill by hitting vital organs.
Personality: Violent but gentle, mean but kind. Jester, mischevious, troublemaker. Loves making jokes or poking fun at people, and will pull a good prank or scare someone whenever the chance presents itself. Much like a khajiit from oblivion or skyrim. Allergic to goats
Appearance: Dusky smoke-
Disaster Zone 4Walking down the hallway and to the first door, Motley opens the first room to find it completely clean and empty other than a smashed mirror standing in front of a restraint board. A layer of dust coats the shattered mirror; the restraints on the vertical restraint board broken. On the other side of the room a man in a white lab coat lays face down, a piece of mirror through his abdomen. Turning the man over, Motley draws back at his expression of pure terror; perminantly frozen on his face in death. The front of his white coat is stained red, and a single black hair is through the center of the doctor's throat; driven through the flesh, no doubt slowly and painfully. Cringing at the thought, Motley starts to move towards the restraining board before a loud crash sounds in the hallway. Rushing out to where Tarah is stood frozen, Motley curses as he sees another person walking towards him. A tad shorter than Motley himself, the other boy seems to be about 5'7", and around MoDisaster Zone 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I am.I am. in Free Verse More Like This
I am the girl who was abandoned by her father at seven years old, thinking there was something wrong with me. But it was what was wrong with him.
I am the girl who, because of other people's mistakes, had to leave behind everything I had ever known, even my own country at eight years old.
I am the girl who grew up too late, emotionally and physically.
I am the girl who could shape-shift. I could change my interests, personality, and looks to suit others. I did this so often I didn't know who the real me was anymore.
I am the girl who would cry for hours and hours about things that couldn't change back, I weeped for my childhood, my family and wanted it desparately to come back.
I am the girl who found it hell to socialize with most kids - girls - my age. They rejected me because I acted like a snob, and the adults always rejected me because I was a child.
I am the girl who is told that I'm smart, but when there's a time to use common sense, I get yelled at.
I am the girl who has soundt
Cathylove Commentaries: One Less Lonely Gurl 4April: *hits herself over the head because she keeps forgetting to MST.*Cathylove Commentaries: One Less Lonely Gurl 4 in Humor More Like This
[AN: who the hell is Ebony
April: Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way? You'll find out soon enough.
and why the heck am I even like her?
April: You're not like her at all, dear.
Tara Gilesbie, now THAT'S another story...
She's an emo fag.
April: Sorry for reading that as British slang there for a moment, but I thought you meant cigarettes...
I hate emo's.
April: And I hate most overly preppy things. Did that piss you off, Monica?
I love rainbows
April: This totally has nothing to do with her INTENDING to be homophobic, right?
and I hate rock songs.
April: I LOVE ROCK SONGS!
I simply hate that dark stuff. Goths, punks, and emo's creep me out. I'm blonde, I like pink, and I love Hilary Duff! She's one of the best singers ever!
Justin Bieber is ah-dorable!]
April: I think Justin Beiber, while this is steadily improving, still looks
Cathylove Commentaries: Da chrioncles of HugwartsCathylove Commentaries: Da chrioncles of Hugwarts in Humor More Like This
Welcome to Cathylove Commentaries! *dun dun dun dun*
April: Today, it looks like we are MSTing...*looks at screen* oh, not this worthless piece of shit. *headdesks*
Haiiii guyz k so this is muh story so be really nice k?
April: Compared to some other MSTers, I will be nice
ive never writed a sotry before soooo ya lol kk?
April: I can see that
I luv u kennith ur the luv of mah life!11111!
April: Like that has any relevence to the story
Hai my name iz Saphirella Lovley dovell Geniune Magickal Neon Marie
April: I already know it's a Mary-Sue...that's the dreaded first sign!
but u can just call me Saphiree or Ella. and im seventeen years old an I go to Hogwatrs schoool of Witchcfrat and wizaredy.
April: I no longer want to go...
I used to go to Boobuxtons but I transferred to Hogwarts for my last years of schooldring.
April: Since when did Hogwarts except transer stud
Moonlight MST: AnarchyWriter's FanfatasyMoonlight MST: AnarchyWriter's Fanfatasy in Humor More Like This
April: This is a group MST that me and a few friends did on Moonlight forums on FF.Net. As I MSTed it as well, I have a right to repost this to my dA.
WARNING: This fanfiction contains desturbing sexual content, over the top OOP (out of person) ness and is a badfic. Of course, we're MSTing it, so who cares? We also swear. Get over it.
DISCLAIMER: We're MSTing it, we obviously don't own it. I give Zerone's credit however, for being an absolute genius and making us ALL laugh. XD
Troy hold on to the mask, the very mask he used when ever he was taking photos of himself for deviantart.
April: I remember that mask. Will it turn into a threesome with Troy's hat?
Anarchy: IN THE SEQUEL!
Layla: Your friend is actually making a sequel?
Anarchy: Can if he wants.
The mask he had made from a simple old hookey mask, but that he had painted and putted a bit of his dreams into. He had many OC in his head as hawk and dante, but none of them was so important for him as the mask
Cathylove Commentaries: GG's Opinions on Fandom.Cathylove Commentaries: GG's Opinions on Fandom. in Humor More Like This
April: Let's see how much this pisses other people off. 'cause it sure pissed ME off.
This was from Gaaras1Girl's profile on Fanfiction.net. I do not have anything to say other than my comments. I barely agree with her.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my comments. All belongs to their rightful owners.
The Things That Effing Piss Me (and other readers) Off in fandom:
The pretweendom and under-eighteen-verse posters: Listen kids, here's some advice from someone who had the sense to read before I posted. Read before you post damn it! Before you even try to write a fic do your homework.
April: Well, I guess I can't argue with that.
And for those of you under the age of eighteen, lemons are not for you. They are not for you to read and they're most certainly not for you to write. You are children! I am sick of reading lemons written by kids as young as sixteen and under. Stick to the pg-13 ratings and leave the 'M' for the adults.
April: Er, are you the fucking parent, GG? You do know that ma
Moonlight MST: Revenge of pissed of love.Moonlight MST: Revenge of pissed of love. in Humor More Like This
April: This is a group MST that me and a few friends did on Moonlight forums on FF.Net. As I MSTed it as well, I have a right to repost this to my dA.
WARNING: This fanfiction contains desturbing sexual content, over the top OOP (out of person) ness and is a badfic. Of course, we're MSTing it, so who cares? We also swear. Get over it.
DISCLAIMER: We're MSTing it, we obviously don't own it. I give Zerone's credit however, for being an absolute genius and making us ALL laugh. XD
Revenge of pissed of love
Layla: Such a lovely title.
April: It's a confusing title as well.
All events in this story are fictional,
April: Ever so slightly.
Anarchy: Well, actually they happened last week.
they're one no way meant to be taken seriously, and this is an troll fic, I'm not responsable for any loses of braincelles during the reading of this. Also all the caracthers are fictional, so they've nothing to do with any real life persons.
Layla: Uh huh. Sure.
Anarchy: Ya know, I kind of thought I was real.
Cathylove Commentaries: One Less Lonely Gurl 2Cathylove Commentaries: One Less Lonely Gurl 2 in Humor More Like This
April: Due to a request by the author of this trollfic, who is actually a friend of mine, I am going to MST the Spongebob, preppy counterpart to My Immortal written by MonicaGilbey-Bieber (or James).
I present to you, One Less Lonely Gurl (not the Justin Bieber song).
From down the iridescent light of the 'coral reef' I discovered came the ebony darkness, anf from the darkness came a bright, flashing light
April: Well done! You have gotten the hang of telling us useless information! Here, have a cookie!
from the neon sign that led me to the inner depths ot the 'coral reef'. This is a most fascinating discovery that I have looked at through my cerulean orbs surrounded with abundadnt lashes.
April: The most facinating thing I've seen through, what I think you're saying is eyes, is a praying mantis
Inside was a huge sity just as I read in mystery books and surprisingly, there were people in it.
April: I hope they kill you!
April's Opinions: Chapter 1: Mary-Sues.April's Opinions: Chapter 1: Mary-Sues. in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hi, guys. I actually wanted to write this for awhile. It's not a story or a commentary.
Today, I want to tell you my opinions of a Mary-Sue. Don't know what one is? I'll tell you a little about it first. Here's Wikipedia's description of a Mary-Sue:
"A Mary Sue (sometimes just Sue), in literary criticism and particularly in fan fiction, is a fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as a wish-fulfillment fantasy for the author or reader. It is generally accepted as a character whose positive aspects overwhelm their other traits until they become one-dimensional. While the label "Mary Sue" itself originates from a parody of this type of character, most characters labelled "Mary Sues" by readers are not intended by authors as such. Male Mary Sues are often dubbed "Gary Stu", "Larry Stu", "Marty Stu", or similar names.
While the term is generally limited to fan-created characters, and its most common usage today
Cathylove Commentaries: TwilightCathylove Commentaries: Twilight in Humor More Like This
April: While my dear friends AnarchyWriter and Hawk MSTed Fifty Shades of Grey, I'll do Twilight. Let's get started!
1. FIRST SIGHT
My mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was seventy-five degrees in Phoenix, the sky a perfect, cloudless blue.
At least It ain't winter...
I was wearing my favorite shirt sleeveless, white eyelet lace; I was wearing it as a farewell gesture.
April: For some reason, this rings a bell...anyone remember that "goff" with a clothing fetish?
My carry-on item was a parka.
April: And this is relevent how...?
In the Olympic Peninsula of northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks exists under a near-constant cover of clouds.
April: This town sucks...
It rains on this inconsequential town more than any other place in the United States of America.
April: In other words, not my kind of town?
It was from this town and its glo
Cathylove Commentaries: Cupcakes.Cathylove Commentaries: Cupcakes. in Humor More Like This
April: Welcome to Cathylove Commentaries!
April: *huge creepy smile*
Jessi: Let's get this over with. Today, we are commentating on the shit known as-
April: *turns around* Oh, what the fuck are you doing here Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie: This story has me in it! I need to see it!
???: Me too!
Jessi: Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow: That's right!
Both girls: And you'll keep your goddamn mouths shut, right?
*both ponies nod*
Jessi: *clears throat* As I was saying, today we are commentating on the shit known as "Cupcakes."
Pinkie: Oooohh! Cupcakes! Delicious! Will there be any cupcakes?
*April and Jessi exchange looks*
April: Not the kind your thinking about.
The air was warm, the sun was shining, and every pony in Ponyville was having a glorious day.
April: Why does every grimdark MLP shitfic start like this?
Pinkie: Because it's true!
Jessi: *facepalms* You don't know worth shit, do you?
Rainbow: I don't either!
The town squ
We Are Not Angels: The LetterLurching forward, the limozine stopped. Spy rubbed his neck where the seatbelt had left its mark. "Driver, where are we?"We Are Not Angels: The Letter in Drama More Like This
"We are back at base sir."
"Already? How long was I sleeping for?"
"For about 3 hours, Mr. Spy. Would you like help bringing in your items?"
"Oui, thank you." He looked down to see her laying on his leg, completely unaware that the vehicle had stopped. Brushing the hair off her face he spoke to her in a
loud but gentle tone. "Mademoiselle, it is time to get up. We are back at base, and I need to get out of the limo."
Hugging his leg tighter, she snuggled in with more comfort. "Just a few more minutes, please?"
"Non, you can sleep when we get you to Uncle Heavy's room. Now, come on." Waiting until she relaxed her grip, he picked her up and scootched to the open car door.
The crinkling of the envelope reminded him why he was even in a car in the first place. He motioned for the driver to follow him. Before he could even knock the
door flew open.
"Spy! Heavy is glad to
We Are Not Angels: Teenagers13 years laterWe Are Not Angels: Teenagers in Drama More Like This
She knew something was up. They were all against her working for Mann Co., and they didn't try to hide it. "Ok! Uncle Heavy, Medic, can you please come in here?"
"Ja wohl! Vhat is wrong, Rose?" He stood straight, but looked past her.
"Da! What are you angry for?"
"Where is it?"
"My interview uniform. You know the one. The white blouse, the black tie, the navy skirt, and my navy vest! I had it right here. Where is it?"
"Heavy does not know what you are talking about."
"Uncle Heavy, you know very well what I am talking about. You were the one who helped me pick it out. Medic, please look me in the eye when you talk to me."
Both the men looked around, but didn't look in her eyes.
"Please tell me where it went! I am not mad, I just don't want to be late. You both know how much this means to me. I love you both, you know that, right?"
"Ve moved them.. I'll go get them for you."
"Heavy doesn't understand why you want to work here! You have money from your moth
We Are Not Angels UnclesNo one made a sound as the news still rang in their ears. Demoman broke the silence as he laughed like a mad man.We Are Not Angels Uncles in Drama More Like This
"What are you laughing at, you dress wearing Englishman?" Soldier glared at the loud, drunken, disturbance.
"Doesn't it sound just like the thing that would happen to him?"
As if on cue, the six members nodded and looked once again to Spy.
"What's the little darlin's name?"
"Her mother named her Rose", Spy replied putting out his cigarette.
"Vhy did your female aquiantance give zee child to you?"
"It was probably because she didn't want to watch the child anymore, and decided to become free by leaving the child to me."
"What are ya gonna do about the child, mate? What are we supposed to do?" Sniper looked into his eyes while he awaited the answer.
"The child is living here from now on. Her mother never told her who her father is, so she will refer to all of you as 'Uncle'."
"Huddah huh mmph huddah?"
"I am not telling her that I am her father. She's young, scared, and probab
We Are Not Angels: Good ByeNothing made a sound during the ride. They both sat there in their own pained worlds. Watching the world flash by, Spy thought about all the things he wishedWe Are Not Angels: Good Bye in Drama More Like This
he could take back.
She watched the blur of the world flash past her as she tried to remember her days with her mother. A smile crossed her lips as a memory
of her and her mother playing in the garden played in her mind.
"She will never play with me again. I want Momma back! I want her and not her friend. Why do I have to be here with him?" The hot tears began to sting her eyes
as she thought more and more about her.
Spy sighed as he remembered how it used to be with Delilah. "When did everything change? I remember when we didn't have a care in the world, and we would just
picnic near the garden. She always had a laugh tossing those weeds at me! 'Hey, my suit! You know what you get for getting dirt on my suit. A kiss for every
weed that hits me, silly woman!' She always loved that garden. Now I'll never see her again. I can never
We Are Not Angels: A Simple QuestionMedic smiled as he watched his companion lead the girl around like a mother duck. "Ve are going to arrive early, I hope zee Administrator isn't there", he thoughtWe Are Not Angels: A Simple Question in Drama More Like This
as Heavy began singing Russian rhymes to the child. His worry soon faded as he began to laugh. "Vhat an odd man! He is just like a mother with her daughter! Does
zat mean I should get my pipe and act like her father? 'Have a good day at school mein Liebling! Vati ist stolz auf dich, Süss!' Ha ha ha! Vhat an odd thing to say",
he thought as he shook his head and covered his mouth to hide his smile. Heavy glanced at Medic's smiling eyes and began to laugh.
"What is my Doktor smiling so proudly for?"
"Oh, you noticed? Heh heh! I vas just thinking about how you look like a mother singing to zat child zere."
"Heavy is strong man! I am no mother", he said trying to sound insulted.
Medic just patted his back and laughed. He knew how easily embarrassed Heavy was about showing his soft side. No one else knew about it, but Medic l
We Are Not Angels: CompanyThe tug on his suit brought him back to earth.We Are Not Angels: Company in Drama More Like This
"Excuse me, sir?"
He blinked as if he had just been woken from a restful sleep.
"Oui, petite fille?"
The child's eyes sparkled as she recognized the language.
"Momma told me that you're her friend, but, what is your name?"
"My name? Zaht eez not important. Just call me Spy."
"You mean like the ones on TV?! I bet you have a room full of diamonds!"
He sighed, and tried not to let his growing irritation show through his, already, fake smile.
"Sure. There eez also a room filled with gold! I wouldn't go looking around though. You know how we spies are. Zere
are traps everywhere!"
A small smile crossed his lips as he watched the child's eye grow wide.
"Are you hungry? You must be from zee long trip here."
"I'm starving!" She paused, then remembered her manners. "I would enjoy something to eat, if that is ok?"
"If it weren't, I wouldn't have offeered. I hope you don't mind zat it will be warmed up. I was not expecting zee
company of a lady today.
We Are Not Angels: AdjustmentsShe awoke to the sound of daily routine. The coffee machine called to the men in the spacious room. The shower hummed and pattered as the water poured fromWe Are Not Angels: Adjustments in Drama More Like This
its head. "When did I get here? Uncle Sniper sang me to sleep, but I don't know when I got here! Wha..? How did I get into this nightgown?! Oh no.." The tears welled
up in her eyes as she released her pent up confusion and fear.
"Gah!" Medic ran out with a towel tied tightly around his waist. "D don't cry frauline! Oh, dear.. Heavy! Heavy, get in here!"
Glancing at his half covered body, she felt more worry and embarrassment. Like an armadillo, she curled up in a ball and screamed louder.
"Please! Please stop zee screaming!" He smiled awkwardly as he tried to calm her down.
"Doktor! What made you think that was good idea?! Heavy will take care of this."
"Vhat?! She screamed like Wütender Nachtkrapp! I vas just trying to calm her down! Augh! Fine.. Es tut mir leid, mein armes kleines Kind. I did not mean
to frighten you." He pat
We Are Not Angels: Adventure"Zee child is safe in her room, non?"We Are Not Angels: Adventure in Drama More Like This
"Yeh. She dozed off right away, poor thing", Sniper chuckled as he walked into the Administrator's office. "Ey, how'd it go?"
"It eez the same agreement that was made with Scout. My pay gets docked three hundred dollars a month, until she eez old enough to work here."
He walked out of the office lost in thought. When the sign for battlements appeared he stopped and spoke without turning around. "At the meeting, I want no
mention of Delilah. I don't want to get into anymore explaining than I have to. After all, you are the only one, besides Saxton, who knows about her."
"O'course Spy. O'course." He watched as Spy nodded and once more changed into the unfeeling man his team had known him to be.
She was awoken to the sound of an older woman announcing the addition of time. "That lady must not have had breakfast", Rose thought as she stretched.
Not noticing before, a little koala toy lay next to her. "I wonder where Momma's friend and Uncle Sniper went
We Are Not Angels: Getting AlongHe got up from the bench and gently kissed his glove before placing them on Delilah's lips.We Are Not Angels: Getting Along in Drama More Like This
"Mr. Spy, I presume?" The tall man dressed in black approached them in a cautious fashion.
"Oui, et vous êtes?"
"I didn't understand that. You do speak English, correct?"
"Un crétin, je vois", he whispered under his breath. "Yes, and you are?" Spy looked slightly amused as Rose giggled at his insult.
"I see. I am Mr. Epston. I was Delilah's attourney. I believe we spoke on the phone yesterday, right?"
"Is that her daughter over there", he asked pointing to the girl who was standing just like Spy.
"Hello, little Rose. I heard so much about you! I am so very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a great woman."
"Merci beacoup, Monsieur. Thank you, sir."
Mr. Epston looked at Spy, then to the child and shrugged. "You are her guardian now?"
"Yes, I am."
"You were not present to the reading of the will, but Mrs. Hale left you a letter, and she left her daughter a few thi
We Are Not Angels: SupportEveryone entered the room and plopped down in their seats.We Are Not Angels: Support in Drama More Like This
"What's this about, maggot? I need to check for the raccoon!" Soldier grumbled about a wizard and adjusted his helmet.
"Raccoon, mate?" Demoman attempted to take a swig from his bottle, but tossed it away when he realized there was no Scrumpy left.
"Well, there's this raccoon in my new house and I..."
"Vould you two please be quiet? Ve vould all like to leave soon."
"Da! Heavy has beautiful sandvich at home!"
"Boy, don't you think you've had enough sandwiches for one day?"
"Don't talk to my Heavy zat vay", Medic yelled as he stood up. "Vhat should it matter to you vhat he eats?!"
"Ah kroikey, Engie! You've made him cry! What'd ya go doin' that for?"
Spy held his head and he shook it slowly. "Gentlemen, can I please.."
Heavy sniffed and wiped his eyes.
"Huh, mmrph mm huddah?"
All eyes looked to Pyro, then to Spy.
"That thing is rright. Where is Scout?" His question was followed by a thunderous belch.
AtAInterview transcriptAtAInterview transcript in Articles & Interviews More Like This
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Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story Part 5Warning: This fanfiction contains mushy crap, Mac and Cheese, obsession, desperation, Fanfiction Hell is not for everyone especially if one cant handle insane amounts of stupidity.Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story Part 5 in General Fiction More Like This
It was a beautiful evening. Justin and I walked down to the local lookout to watch the sunset, just like in the movies. I was wearing some sexy black dress which did my figure wonders.
Ashleigh: I can't believe we aren't done with this....
Lilith: You and me both
Sarah: This is why I should never leave you alone!
Catherine: I tried to stop her honest
Lilith: Well you didn't do a good job!
Justin put his arm around me, like I expected he would. The sky was filled with all shades of hot pink and yellow. After the sun went down it got kind of cold so we went back to the house becuse we forgot to bring sweaters.
Lilith: And she's psychic again!!
Sarah: Must they really take my cheating death again!?
Catherine: I guess so. And why did they forget their sweaters?
Ashleigh: Because they didn't chec
Fan Fiction Hell: Oops A DaisyWelcome to the Harry Potter circle of fanfiction hell...Where emo, satanic, Mary sues and her clones can be found...and yet...this is something different oh so different.Fan Fiction Hell: Oops A Daisy in General Fiction More Like This
I am so scared. It is impossible. Absolutely, and completely impossible.
Ashleigh: What's imposible?
Catherine: I dont know...
Lilith: Maybe she has a long lost sibling or something
Or was it?
All three: Elaborate please!!
It was Hermione's birthday and Harry and Ron gave her a surprise party.
Ashleigh: Alright seems normal enough
Sarah: Give it time
Ashleigh:*yelps* DON'T DO THAT!!|
Sarah:*sips tea* Whatever
Everyone was invited, even the Slytherins (which, looking back, was a horrible idea!)
Lilith: WHY WOULD YOU INVITE THEM!?
They had firewhiskey and, let's just say I had too many of them!
Catherine: You didn't have to drink you know
Ashleigh: Yeah you could be the awesome sober one!
Lilith: This is just stupid
So did Draco Malfoy. We were both drunk and all of
Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love StoryWelcome mere mortals to hell...oh but not just any hell. Oh no this hell has a circle all in itself. You are about to step into... FAN FICTION HELL!!! *manaiacle laughter*Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story in General Fiction More Like This
Ah now that that's out of the way allow me to introduce myself I am Ashleigh the rageaholic and with me are my....how can I discribe the two of you?
Catherine: Your conscience maybe?
Lilith: Yeah let's go with that. Anyway what are we starting off our debut with eh?
Ashleigh: Oh a little something called 'The perfect love story' It's a Justin Beiber fanfic
Lilith: And like that you've lost me I'm out. *gets up* Later losers. *about to walk out the door*
Ashleigh: WRONG!! *grabs her and forces her to sit* Your going to be a part of this whether you like it or not understand?
Lilith: *sighs* Yes mom...
It was the morning, I could smell pancakes cooking downstares.
Ashleigh: Pancakes!? Where!? What kind of pancakes!? Ooh! I hope they're blueberry!
It was raining and icey cold outside. I didn't want to go t
Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story Part 4Warning: This reading contains stupidity, 'doms', offensive material, and inconsistansies. Fan fiction hell is not for everyone head for the hills if this is either too stupid or if you feel your brain cells depleate contact your doctor for this could be a serious condition...but most likely not.Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story Part 4 in General Fiction More Like This
I awoke in a daze. I felt kind of weird, last night MUST have been a dream.
Lilith: Oh my god...
Ashleigh: She's pregnant!!
Suddenly I saw Justin sleeping next to me, only wearing his boxers HOLY BOY HE IS SO HAWT. His eyes suddenly open and a smile appeared on his face.
Lilith: Why wasn't he lent clothes to wear!?
Ashleigh: It's the powers of Sue!!
"I missed you babe". He gave me a long, intimate hug, his skin was soooo soft against mine. We both wanted more.... I knew I would have to buy some doms within the next few days.
Lilith: You just met yesterday you bimbo! Damn not even my ancester was that much of a slut!!
Catherine: What's a dom?
Ashleigh: A Document Object
Fan Fiction Hell: Oops A Daisy Part 2Warning: This fanfiction contains stupidity, teen pregnancy, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasly and...Oh god get me out of here!Fan Fiction Hell: Oops A Daisy Part 2 in General Fiction More Like This
Ashleigh: *dancing* ♪ I wanna rock with you~ P.Y.T~ Pretty young thang~♫
Lilith: Ash? Ash!!
Ashleigh: *scatting and dancing*
Sarah: What's going on?
Catherine: Ashleigh is tuning us out...
Sarah: ...*takes Ashleighs mp3 player* No more music!
Ashleigh: HEY! GIVE IT BACK IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE FOR MY SANITY!
Sarah: Well you need to finish this! Then you can have your music back.
Ashleigh: *groans* You sound like my mom!
A/N: Here's chapter two! This one is longer than the last! Yay!
Rachael 'Carlisle' Howden~ I am so sorry that you don't like who the baby's father is! I hope you still like my story! Although, I don't really get the rest of your review.
Ashleigh: I already hate it now can I have my music back!?
Catherine, Lilith, and Sarah: No
Disclaimer: I am sick of putting this up on all of my stories!
Ashleigh: You kind of have to
The Leviathan of all sinks!This is a little story of my life....God I feel stupid even when I think about it!!The Leviathan of all sinks! in Humor More Like This
Okay it was about one in the morning and I just got off a call with my boyfriend. I went down stairs to the kitchen to get it cleaned up and mind you the garbage disposal has been leaking for a good few weeks whenever it's turned on. So mom put out a Tupperware full of old egg noodles and as per instinct I put it down the garbage disposal.
No sooner did I do that and turned the garbage disposal on water started to spew out and mind you I have a double sink. During all of this I was chatting with Sarah on Skype and listening to Nostalgia Critic review Doomsday Machine. Which didn't help my situation since I was dealing with a 'Doomsday Machine' of my own!
I begin to panic a little, shut the garbage disposal off, and ask Sarah for help before I run to the nearest bathroom to get a plunger to unclog the sink with then put on an apron so my top wouldn't get messed up and struggled to get the sink unclogged.
Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story Part 3Warning: This comontary contains teenage idiocy, bad spelling, Mary Sue, Justin Bieber and ,stupid parenting. Please consult your doctor to be sure that Fan Fiction Hell is the place for you.Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story Part 3 in General Fiction More Like This
I expected this to happen.
Ashleigh: *claps sarcastically* I never expected you to be psychic and tell the future!
Patti (Justin's Mum) was giving us two a lift home to my house in the purple limo. Justin placed his hand over mine and smiled sweetly.
Ashleigh: Where's the Limo driver?
Lilith: Maybe you attacked that one too.
Ashleigh: WOMAN WOULD YOU STOP IT!?
Lilith: Um no.
He wanted this more than I did. Patti told me she was so glad Justin had finally found love and with such a beautiful girl.
Catherine: That he only knew for an hour
Lilith: If that Cat If that...
"You are such a sweet person! Thank god you arent like those other tramps!!" Patti exclamed sweetly.
Lilith: Don't be fooled!
Ashleigh: She's a gold digging whore that only loves your so
Fan Fiction Mini Hell: Edwards BirthdaySarah: Ashleigh where are you?Fan Fiction Mini Hell: Edwards Birthday in General Fiction More Like This
Ashleigh: Not here!
Sarah: Got you!
Ashleigh: DAMMIT! Alright what do you want?
Sarah: *puts laptop infront of Ashleigh* To read this
Ashleigh: Read what?
Ashleigh: I QUIT!
Sarah: You can't quit think of your fans!
Ashleigh: *sighs* Fine, fine...
A/N: This isn a part og Brewdening love, but its like what steepanny meyer did with the bree trainer story, like a exra bit or something. God loves you all and I love anyone that god lobes
Ashleigh: I hate this already!
Sarah: You can do it! *sips tea*
I woke up early at midnite becose It was the dsay of Wards brirth and I was gong to set up his supplies party early so he woodnt no abot it ok. I went to the Crullens house and meat ali outside the window, She had a reelly pretty purple party dress and leather hells. Her hare was done in a nice wavy way
Ashleigh: No duh it was his birthday you...bimbo!!
Sarah: Wow worst atemp