The Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseThe Night Before Christmas in Fan Fiction More Like This
Not a creature was stirring, other than Ako the mouse.
Tanya set the bear-traps by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be snared.
Katrika was coiled all snug where she made her bed.
As visions of slug-girls danced in her head.
And Velvet in a 'kerchief, and Nix with someones cap,
Had just passed out drunk for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Kitty slithered from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window she flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.
With a drunk of his ass driver, so lively and quick,
She knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More frightening than comet his coursers they came,
And he burped, and farted, and tried too called them by
Bored... ... =_=So I was just sitting there at my computer, playing some Civilization 5, having a good time, slaughtering the innocent and consuming their nations into my own empire! Like good decent person. And than I got up to get a drink, turned and stubbed my toe on the desk. So I ran out to my car, drove to the air-port, hopped on a plane and flew all the way to France, went to Karbo's apartment, went into the room next to his, picked up large hammer and broke through the wall into his room! And he was like, "DUDE!! What the hell!?" So I walked over and punched him in the face!! Than he kicked me in the stomach!! And I said, "OW!!! That hurt you dirty bastard! There was NO call for that!" than he picked up his coffee table and broke it over my back!! So I went back into the next room as the guy who lived there came home and was like, "What the fuck did you do to my apartment?!" And I grabbed him by the head and slammed it into the fridge! And throw him out the window! And than I picked up a toastBored... ... =_= in Personal More Like This
Aurora: Born from Bloodshed Born from BloodshedAurora: Born from Bloodshed in Fantasy More Like This
(Take note that this story takes place in Aurora's past...through the POV of Thanh)
I was sitting my shack in the hidden elvin village of Telethika writing in my note book about the recent creatures I have met in my travels when some one knocked on the door I placed my books away and went to see who it is I was shocked to see the Elder of the village
Elder!?!...uh what brings you to my home!?!... I asked and quickly bowed down
I came to discus a very important matter with you