most relatable post everthis describes tatertoot on so many levelsmost relatable post ever in Personal More Like This
LAUGHINGMY FRIEND MADE THIS THING YESTERDAY CALLED THE OBAMA-LLAMA(WELL IT WAS ME PUT OH WELL)LAUGHING in Personal More Like This
THEY'RE CANNIBALS TO THEIR OWN KIND
THEY LIVE IN GROUPS CALLED OBAMACARE
THE WEAKEST ONE GETS EATEN EVERY FULL MOON
WHEN ONE IS EATEN
THEY SCREAM 'THANKS OBAMA' TO THE MOON
AND THEN AFTER A YEAR
THEY TURN INTO A GODZILLA-LIKE THING(ADDED BY JORDAN)
AND THEY RUIN THE EARTH
SO THEY'RE KEPT IN THE BASEMENT OF THE WHITE HOUSE
WHY DID WE MAKE THIS
Wedding shitYour Wedding Meme:Wedding shit in Personal More Like This
Pick 14 people
tHE IRONY IS REAL
The Best Man:
The Ring Bearer:
should I be scared
The Flower Girl:
The Wedding Planner:
should i be worried
thats pretty much the whole thing
The Bride's Maid
Make us macaroni
hANGE I DIDNT
The Overly-Joyed Crying Mother-in-Law
The Best Man Is watchin
aren't you my dA daughter
The Jealous One
The Wedding Crasher
(ADDS OWN TITLE)
ME FOR LIKE THE LAST 2 DAYS JESUSNO MSGSME FOR LIKE THE LAST 2 DAYS JESUS in Personal More Like This
cRYINGOK SO WE WERE DOING SOMETHING IN MATH WITH SQUARES(IN MY GIFTED CLASSES)cRYING in Personal More Like This
WE DREW A SQUARE
I WAS SITTING NEXT TO MY BEST FRIEND JORDAN
I GO TO THE BATHROOM
I COME BACK
THE SQUARE IS MOCHI GERMANY
IM SO DONE
helpi need help with my usernamehelp in Personal More Like This
the winner gets a free custom
it cant be plain
Slowly puts on Santa hatSmilesSlowly puts on Santa hat in Personal More Like This
ITS TIME TO GET JOLLY
//BLASTS INTO OUTER SPACE
//FARTS CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
The Intelligence of PlantsThe Intelligence of Plants in Art Features More Like This
The Intelligence of Plants
By istickboy, Truepicturesinc.
Psychedelic Blossom by psion005
What if plants were intelligent, exploring and analyzing the world with a sophisticated system of senses?
Over at Reality Sandwich, a long essay outlines a growing body of research about the intelligence of plants.
Increasing numbers of researchers, in a multiplicity of fields, are beginning to acknowledge that intelligence is an inevitable aspect of all self-organized systems—that sophisticated neura
Dessert Of Your DreamsDessert Of Your Dreams in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Is it better to possess a thing of beauty, or to experience the ultimate consummation of oneness with that beautiful thing by actually consuming it... and being left only with the memory of its beauty? Leave it up to our deviantARTists to think of a way to have it both ways – but left over as a feast for the eyes, preserved eternally on the digital planes of deviantART.
Craft, design, and artistry as applied to the most delicious and sinful of the culinary disciplines rises forth as we shine warming a light on this small but incredibly skilled serving of artists within the deviantART community. In an effort to taste all of the communities within deviantART, let
Cosplay Rules The EarthWe need your coolest COSPLAY PHOTOGRAPHY for display as part of the deviantART Benefit ART Show at the San Diego Comic-Con!Cosplay Rules The Earth in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Proceeds go to the Shriner Burn Hospital, which routinely invites cosplayers to join in their fundraising events and encourages cosplayers to interact with the hospital’s young burn victims as part of their therapy.
We want to include you in this worthy & fun cause!
All entries must be submitted by June 18th
All entries will need clearance from the photographer and the cosplayer as well as file sizes large enough to produce fine art quality prints.
Don't worry, we will contact you for these after making selections.
You can submit to the "cosplay" folder in the Comic-Con group
Gear up, wig out, have your weapons riot checked and let'
Collection: Percussions - The Beat Goes OnCollection: Percussions - The Beat Goes On in Art Features More Like This
Percussions: The Beat Goes On
The human voice was probably the first musical instrument. But then came drums.
The first primary purpose of drums was probably to drive animals — bears and other beasts — from caves so “cavemen” could take over ownership, and other animals into kill zone cul-de-sacs to be stoned to death for food. Hidden hunters could have communicated with each other during hunts with simple drumbeats. Religiou
Possessional DemonologyPossessional Demonology in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Opening the Darkest Door
I have recently come across a most disturbing phenomenon in my studies of the Diabolic Infestation of the Soul. It seems there is a most frightening psychological conundrum when considering the concept of demonic possession even the most remote possibility of reality upon our earthly plane is the notion that just believing it may be true could very likely be the spark needed for the Demon to discover, seek out, and ultimately inhabit its next vessel of evil: You.
From the Exorcist through Paranormal Activity, generation after generation of “believers” seem to have come to the reali
The Magic Dust of Child ArtistsThe Magic Dust of Child Artists in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
:icontechgnotic: Sep 12, 2012 by techgnotic
When recently asked how his political candidate would explain certain positions taken during the
nomination process with contrary positions to be taken during the general election, the campaign chief
replied that stated political positions were “like an Etch A Sketch,”—meaning they could simply be
flipped over, erased and begun over from scratch.
Were it that adult life were as simple as a happy Etch A Sketch memory from childhood.
(The campaign chief took heavy heat for his flippant, if truthful, statement.) The incident made
me wonder how many of us had early experiences as “sketch artists” with that incredible red toy that
has become almost standard issue for so many children still to this day.
For those unfamiliar with the magi
Odyssey II with Clive BarkerFAQOdyssey II with Clive Barker in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Collaborate, Publish, Write & Illustrate
CliveBarker starts us off with the Prologue for Odyssey II and selects the submissions for the final books. The ultimate creative challenge to produce the ultimate deviantART book.
All Guided with the Spectral Hand of Clive Barker.
Every Friday Lit submissions for the current chapter close - Chosen chapter revealed
The Lonely PathThe Lonely Path in Art Features More Like This
I have never found a companion who was so companionable as solitude.
Henry David Thoreau
By :icontechgnotic: techgnotic
I I always thought of Thoreau’s comment as simply a word game — clever but ultimately false at its core. A Valentines Day without a Valentine means being alone and alone means being unhappy. It’s taken many years to finally understand the truth in Thoreau’s words. We are never so alone as when in the company of loving family and friends, our Valentine companion held tight in our arms – but knowing we are lost, unfulfilled in our dreams and visions, and untrusting in our own inner counsel. Now I hope to one day seek companions
Claude Monet: The World in a Different LightClaude Monet: The World in a Different Light in Art Features More Like This
Claude Monet: The World in a Different Light
Pathway at Giverny. Oil on Panel 12x12 by Errol-McKinson
His main subject matter was the beauty of nature.
His art was a life–long expression of his perceptions of the great outdoors, his being the finest practitioner of “plein–air” (open air) landscape painting.
He pioneered a school for artists who left the art studios to focus their talent
Dante's Inferno, What's the Worst that Can Happen?Dante's Inferno, What's the Worst that Can Happen? in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Oct 17, 2012 by techgnotic
Sometimes in youth we play crazy mind games. One gruesome game was trying to think of the worst way to die. Or even better, the "which would you choose" version of the same conceit. Another was what would be the worst torture to endure. If there is one international touchstone that best captures youthful fears and wonders in speculation of what lies beyond the veil of death and awaits as possible punishment for our sins, it must be - to the few who have actually read it to the millions who "know" it – "Dante's Inferno." Who does not shiver at the thought of being lost somewhere in the "Nine Rings of Hell?"
tap danceslayer one: the outsidetap dances in Personal More Like This
· name: Joy
· eye color: icy blue eyes
· hair style/color: uhm i guess i would say she has my hair. brown with blue tips and a somewhat severe sidepart, unless she wears it up in either a ponytail or a bun
· height: 4 foot 9
· clothing style: mostly skinny jeans, and either band tees or tee with a flannel shirt over it
· best physical feature: she has none
· layer two: the inside
· your fears: spiders
· your guilty pleasure: uhhhh i guess a certain person's pain.
· ambitions for the future: to actu
life and times of a feline fox part 1walks to kitchen to get fork for ramenlife and times of a feline fox part 1 in Personal More Like This
can't open drawer all the way
feels for fork
casually gets hand stuck in drawer
suddenly goes to pull hand
starts freaking out
gets hand and fork out
stops mid scream
ugh gross im so scared of craaaapX = Somewhatugh gross im so scared of craaaap in Personal More Like This
XX = Greater
XXX = Scared to death
[ ] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
 Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[xx] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[xxx] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society
[xx] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (XD) ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness
[x] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[xxx] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[ ] Aulophobia - Fear of flutes.
[xxxxxx ] Autophobia - Fear of being alone. (i hate the thought it makes me want to cry for an hour then kill myself
the voice in your head... MIGHT BE READING THIS TEXT VERRRY LOUDLYthe voice in your head... in Personal More Like This
might be reading this quickly
might be reading this quietly
might be reading this like a robot
might be reading this seriously
pokeI____ you.poke in Personal More Like This
You have (a) nice ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I want to ________ you.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Oh and I am __________ (going/not going) to post this in my journal and see what you write about me.
someone hold my earringsthere's an art thief, and I'm ready for it.someone hold my earrings in Personal More Like This
They stole AskJeffy 's art, and said they stole it from them.
excuse mE SWEETIE
BUT HOW ABOUT NO C:
im gonna try to make thishttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yoe55ioH1qdz0a7o1_500.pngim gonna try to make this in Personal More Like This
they're so stupid and fat I want 300
take this stupid thingABOUT ME MEMEtake this stupid thing in Personal More Like This
- Name: Joy
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Female
- Birthday: December 1st
- Sign: Aries
- Hair color: Brown/red
- Eye color: brown/hazel
- Height: no
S P E C I F I C S
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is around ??
- What are you listening to right now?: corspe bride
- Who is the last person that called you?: sister
- How many buddies are online right now?: S Some ??
F A V O R I T E S
- Animal: Cats // Wolves
- Fantasy Creature: Dragon ?
- Color: Black
- Drink: water
- Food: steAK
- Game: GTA or Left 4 Dead
- Movie: Dunno
- Song: Simple Plan- The Rest of Us
- Subjects in school: Music
- T.V.: How I Met Your Mother
-Band: Either Simple Pl
Devious Journal EntryFRIENDS: Never ask for food.Devious Journal Entry in Personal More Like This
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, jus
Pixel Font Love #2:iconpixelfontlovers: pixelfontlovers is a Group dedicated to Bitmap Fonts. The benefit of bitmap/pixel fonts is that they are readable at very small sizes. However, unlike regular fonts, they do not upsize smoothly, but instead keep their blocky shape. Bitmap fonts are often used in pixel-art, emoticons, Flash projects, as well as deviantART stamps and IDs.Pixel Font Love #2 in Art Features More Like This
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ [Bullet; Green] ~ [Bullet; Green] ~ [Bullet; Green] ~ [Bullet; Green] ~ [Bullet; Green]
It's been a year since our last feature, so I thought it was high-time for another one. I thought it would be nice to start this new article off with a quote on the subject. What I didn't expect is to find so many wonderful words about fonts. Here's a collection of my favorites.
“Figures are the most shocking things in the world. The prettiest little squiggles of
Spotlight Features - Volume 11A news series featuring art selected by me. There will be a wide range of themes and genres covered. In addition, there will be periodic interviews and artist spotlights.Spotlight Features - Volume 11 in Art Features More Like This
If you like this article, please add it to your favorites to help spread the love for the art and artists within.
On my profile page, I feature a new deviation every day (or two or three). The piece is usually something that caught my eye. Could be an amazing digital painting, a fun stamp, a quick photograph that made me smile, perhaps a piece for a weekly theme, whatever. However, it moved me enough to share it with my visitors. Below is a list of the artists which I featured during August 2012. I am showcasing different pieces from their gallery in the hope of showing them a bit more love. If you would like to see the original piece I featured of each of these artists, please visit
Random Emote Awesomeness - Volume 12Volume 12 in the series that showcases a random variety of emoticons: some old, some new, some by seasoned emoticonists, some by new artists. There's no real rhyme or reason as to which pieces are featured. Sometimes I pick a theme such as animals, other times it's just whatever strikes my fancy. Below are the current group of awesome emotes hand-picked by me (and sometimes a guest). Much like the title, this News feature will publish a bit randomly. Maybe weekly, maybe every third Thursday, maybe three days in a row--but hopefully at least once a month.Random Emote Awesomeness - Volume 12 in Art Features More Like This
Random Emote Awesomeness
:iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: :iconnbsp: Balloon by PoisonTouch :iconnbsp: Emote Balloon by TheRockster :iconnbsp: :Hold onto Love: by Stupidfryman :iconnbsp: :t
Spotlight Features - Vol. 17A news series featuring art selected by me. There will be a wide range of themes and genres covered. In addition, there will be periodic interviews and artist spotlights.Spotlight Features - Vol. 17 in Art Features More Like This
If you like this article, please add it to your favorites to help spread the love for the art and artists within.
The concept of "original characters" may be a bit foreign to writers, as when you create a piece of literature, in most cases, everyone in the story is an original character. However, with advent of role-playing (in its many various forms), non-writers and writers alike found themselves created characters to use in games and otherwise. Sometimes the characters represent themselves, other times not. The main thing that remains the same is that they are loved and cherished by their creator. And who doesn't love showing off their creations. A while ago, I ran a poll asking my watchers and visitors to share some o
Relativity Contest WinnersFinally...Relativity Contest Winners in Personal More Like This
Ravenswd and I are happy to announce the winners of the 2nd annual Relativity contest. This year's theme was "Your OC as a hero or villain in the Relativity universe."
If you like this article, please consider faving it so that others can find these artists and their works.
It seems a common thing for contest hosts to complain about the difficulty in judging. That's because it's hard! And this contest was no exception. Lovely art, wonderful words, and great ideas. With so many diverse entries, we had to pick one criteria to use as the main judging point. That was story. More importantly: Who did we want to know more about. Which pieces piqued our interest and made us want to know what happened next. With that in mind, we announce the winners...
As pixel artists, we opened this special category since pixels sometimes struggle against more trad
Relativity Contest - Great Prizes!Relativity Contest - Great Prizes! in Art Features More Like This
Ravenswd and I are proud to announce our 2nd annual Relativity contest!
The theme this year (overwhelmingly selected by our Watchers) is:
Your Original Character (OC) as a Hero or Villain in the Relativity Universe
Since this is a Relativity contest, simply drawing a picture of your OC as a superhero will not count. You must incorporate something from Relativity into the piece. Either another character from the universe or something that is a direct and obvious reference to the world.
ANY of the Relativity characters can be used. That includes the characters in or out of costume. Supporting characters or villains may also be used.
A full list of characters, profile sheets, and references can be found in the RelativityComic Group here ---> http://relativitycomic.deviantart.com/gallery/
Your character can be, but doesn't have to be, a costumed hero or villain. Your OC could be a heroic cop on
RandomEmoteAwesomeness-Vol 15Volume 15 in the series that showcases a random variety of emoticons: some old, some new, some by seasoned emoticonists, some by new artists. There's no real rhyme or reason as to which pieces are featured. Sometimes I pick a theme such as animals, other times it's just whatever strikes my fancy. Below are the current group of awesome emotes hand-picked by me (and sometimes a guest).RandomEmoteAwesomeness-Vol 15 in Personal More Like This
Much like the title, this News feature will publish a bit randomly. Maybe weekly, maybe every third Thursday, maybe three days in a row--but always hopefully at least once a month.
*** dA journals now allow big thumbs. The proper tool for an emoticomic feature. ***
COMP: BYOC Typoes by Emotikonz
Silence Is Deadly by broken-toy
Squishface's Adventures by UnicornReality
Features+Fun: Volume OneWelcomeFeatures+Fun: Volume One in Art Features More Like This
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Features & Fun is a new series which focuses on the light-hearted side of deviantArt. We hope to showcase a variety of art, artists, as well as indulge in some random silliness, games, trivia, and more. This article is coordinated by Mirz123, but will also feature picks of various contributors, as well as selections by the community.
This time around, users were asked to share their favorite "funny" emoticons. To see the poll and check out who chose what, click here.
[Stare] [I'm on fire!] [Nuu] [OMG] [:happybounce:] [:squee:] [Tight Hug] [:shifty:] [Grump] [OMG!] [I'm being abducted!] [Woohooooo!] [Banned!] [Stabbed with a Fork!] [Stupid Me!] [Meow :3] [OMG MOAR POEMS!] [Men in Black] :gi
Spotlight Features - Vol. 16A news series featuring art selected by me. There will be a wide range of themes and genres covered. In addition, there will be periodic interviews and artist spotlights.Spotlight Features - Vol. 16 in Art Features More Like This
If you like this article, please add it to your favorites to help spread the love for the art and artists within.
On my profile page, I feature a new deviation every day (or two or three). The piece is usually something that caught my eye. Could be an amazing digital painting, a fun stamp, a quick photograph that made me smile, perhaps a piece for a weekly theme, whatever. However, it moved me enough to share it with my visitors. Below is a list of the artists which I featured during November 2012. I am showcasing different pieces from their gallery in the hope of showing them a bit more love. If you would like to see the original piece I featured of each of these artists, please visit
The Others Feature Again - Part 1Like many deviants, I have an alternate account where I post works which are a bit different than my normal fares. I also use the account to post random features. Sadly, because that account is not very popular, I always fear these wonderful pieces aren't quite getting the exposure they deserve. So, this is the first in a periodic series where I will showcase art featured in my mirz-alt journals. If you like any of these pieces, be sure to fave it, or better yet comment on the deviation. Of course, a visit to the artist's gallery would be nice, too.The Others Feature Again - Part 1 in Art Features More Like This
Due to the semi-monthly-ish nature of my Alt features, I expect these articles will publish every 3-6 months.
Emotes & Pixels
The Enabling Behavior Of the InternetI stumbled onto a journal earlier.The Enabling Behavior Of the Internet in Personal More Like This
I read it. Normally, I do not respond directly to journals, unless I am truly emotionally impacted. Being emotionally impacted is a truly rare occurrence for me. I decided I would try to help this person gain some perspective, as he/she seemed genuinely affronted by something we all, as users online, experience: Callous disregard for one another. Coldness. Spiteful bullshit posters. Thus, my response to him/her, shared here with you all.
To help put your frustration in perspective, I need only remind you of the simple, plain fact that, at their core, most human beings are cowardly little shit stains. What I mean is, people are generally 'threatened' by things that are unknown to them, unknowable to them, outside of their comfort zone of experience, and will say or do just about ANYTHING imaginable, to hide that simple, plain fact, fro
An Asteroid Up Santa's AssSo I just read a news article about a group of evolved paramecium living in New Mexico. Apparently, a student who is African American, was told by his teacher that he is 'not allowed' to dress up as Santa Claus because Santa Claus is white.An Asteroid Up Santa's Ass in Personal More Like This
Okay, on the surface, the comment of the teacher, who apparently admitted what he said, are hurtful. I get that. Unfortunately, I have something more heartless and full of apathy to add:
Santa Claus was modeled on a Russian Saint, long ago. The man was Russian, but his skin was white. I swear, Americans have too much free time, and too many free-radicals in their brain cells to be allowed to continue breeding...
Bunch of idiots arguing about the color of the moon. I wish people had a real, universal, undeniable horror to unify them and make them stop sniveling. You know, like that asteroid that NASA has been tracking since 1983 which is heading RIGHT at Earth, and is scheduled to hit us sometime around 2031. It is the size of Texas. This is an extin
My Religious Views:People love a good religious debate.My Religious Views: in Personal More Like This
'My god is bigger than yours.'
'My religion is the true religion'.
Here is what MIDS believes in:
Mids does not care. At all.
Let me clarify it for the dense among the herd:
I do not care what created the universe. I do not care if it/he/she/they are watching me with judgement waiting in the wings.
I care about me. I care about what I am doing. i care about those I love, those I respect, and those I see struggling. I care not about some invisible concept of a nobility or a design. It doesn't matter who is in charge of this laughing WHEEL, we are all gonna die and leave it, and I want to enjoy the time I have been given, be it from a giant hamster or a block of salt.
The next time someone feels the need to preach at me? Save your oxygen for more malleable targets. You'll just have a stroke, when dealing my response.
I am alive. I love those in my life. That is all I need to focus on. The rest of you, who spend every fucking WAK
I lol'd Until I Cried. Really.Bill Cosby posted this:I lol'd Until I Cried. Really. in Personal More Like This
They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk.
Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.
People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.
I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit. Where were you when he was 2? Where were you when he was 12
So It's Like ThisI have a generous nature.So It's Like This in Personal More Like This
I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, first and foremost, despite the rough edges to my online personality. My offline personality is a literal and complete mystery to most of the people in my daily life, because they are convinced this way or that I am Butters from South Park. I don't dissuade them. Let their ignorance entertain me further.
I am a giver. It is at times a curse, but at all times is it a boon to my self esteem. I do so enjoy helping people, when they deserve it, and I love being nice to strangers, when the world can be anything but. Some of my greatest lifelong friends were because I 'jumped in the dark' and talked to a random internet person. Some would call that high-risk behavior. Those people do not know me.
Fear never enters the equation, because I do not quantify that emotion in enough quantity to have it affect me on a physiological level. In short, I scare rarely, and when I do, it pisses me off, rather than scare me away. I d
Turnips In Your ArmpitAlright, you fuckstains:Turnips In Your Armpit in Personal More Like This
The Midnight Rant Train is leaving the station. Hang onto your nuts! [I am not responsible for lost, stolen, or curb-stomped gonads]
Today, trogs, we are discussing the concept of 'Online Social Expectations' and all the myriad FUCKING INSANITIES that go alongside this!
Ya ever made an online friend who REALLY seemed to flit into the narrative of your life? You know what I am referring to, or stop reading this, walk outside, and dowse yourself in butane and light a cig....
Yeah you sorta 'click' with what appears to be a like-minded soul. Then they turn into...a psychotic douche-nozzle, hell bent on destroying the entire world through brute force post-rape on all social media outlets. Or they email you SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES a day...saying...nothing at all. Or, they literally turn on you, overnight, and show you THE DARK SIDE.
And everything was going SO WELL!!!!!!! [Ohio can burn in hell]
These people make me want to rape elephants.
I mean that. Literall
Devious Journal EntryBefore anyone responds with my actual post tthat follows, I ask that you read this:Devious Journal Entry in Personal More Like This
My response to the above article:
America is a 'Punish' and 'Punitive' gasbag collective state. We are not an 'understanding' and/or 'rehabilitative' state. We accuse first and ask questions later. We hold double standards up like monuments to ancient gods. Everybody has an opinion, but nobody has any responsibility. Everybody has a solution, but nobody will implement a solution, when arguing on the comments section of a thrice-damned ECHELON catchall web page will assuage their consciences just fine.
Whether or not the kid broke a rule, or a law, or sensationalistic cultural taboo, his punishment is both absurd, and designed to have a chilling effect on parents and anyone else who has gotten it into their heads that they possess ANY modicum of control over the decisions and stations the
Fuck the Skull of JesusApparently my name change caused a bit of a ruckus.Fuck the Skull of Jesus in Personal More Like This
I did not realize people paid all that much attention to my name. I change it every six months on purpose, generally when my mood takes a shift.
I guess I am just deflated. I do not socialize as much as we have been, since moving to Oregon. It wears me out. Leaves with me nothing in the energy department, save my thoughts...Which invariably is NOT good for me.
The house is quiet, and there is no nagging, irrational tension on a constant basis. This is a good thing, and breathing is not as labored for a bit.
Not sure what else to say about it. It fits my current state of mind, and I am at a loss to extrapolate further depth of meaning on that at the present moment.
'Knockout THIS'According to media outlets over the past month or so, it has become vogue for teenagers to engage in the lovely activity hilariously known as 'Knockout'. This is whereby a teenager, usually in a pack of them, walks up to a complete stranger and punches them in the face, for literally no reason whatsoever, in an attempt to knock them out.'Knockout THIS' in Personal More Like This
If the media is to be believed, this behavior is on the rise [shock and awe when they parrot on and on and on about it when kids can see it and go 'oh? COOL!'], and has resulted in some serious injuries and possibly a death or two.
Following the media fixation on this 'topic' and I use that term loosely, is the obligatory choir of whiny American DUMB-ASSES with always-winning statements like 'Oh my gawd how does we stop this behavior?'
As if anyone with less than ONE WHOLE neuron knows the answer to this question.
It's called personal space, people. One arm-length away from your face is the basic human bubble of personal space. If ANYONE, I don't
'Don't Feed the Trolls' needs to die.I wish I was joking, but another bout of sexual harassment against women creeped up this week (only days after the Might No. 9 fiasco). This time in the form of an indi video game a woman is trying to get green-lit to Steam. The game is about depression and is just suppose to help people understand what it’s like living with it, and for this “grievous” action she’s been the target of harassment campaigns. She’s received harassing phone calls, death threats, her personal information and addresses posted for everyone to see. She’s had to change her phone number to stop the harassment, and even pulled the game originally to try and calm this crap down.'Don't Feed the Trolls' needs to die. in Personal More Like This
Bravely, she’s decided to post it anyway and is trying desperately to showcase how awful, hurtful, and disgusting our gaming community can be when we stay silent.
You can “justify” your reasons for hating her. You can convince yourself that sending her harassment and hate messages is for
Duped.Fake CommissionDuped. in Personal More Like This
Recently I found out that one of the commissions I undertook a while back was, in fact, a setup. It was hired by forum members of Encyclopedia Dramatica, one of whom I actually use to talk to and have good discussions with. They pooled their resources to pay for it, sent me the info and money, and then proceeded to sit back and document everything I did or didn’t do per their highly specific criterias. The user in question then posting a lengthy take-down (though through a disclaimer on the top of the journal it’s clearly not a takedown! lulz!) here on DA.
Here is the commission:
The journal in question talks at great length about my seemingly lack of transparency. IE: that I don’t communicate every little facet of what I’m doing to them, such as the number of commissions I have, what my “job” is, what my home schedule is like, etc. And honestly? This is WHY I’m not transpar
Skyrim ReviewTwo or three years late but whatever! We can't all buy stuff day one, right? Anyway, if you've been following my journal entries as I've started playing Skyrim you can probably tell how this review is gonna go down.Skyrim Review in Personal More Like This
I hate complicated things, and Skyrim is a game with a deep and rich history that can be very difficult for newbies like me to get into. Right off the bat the game throws all sorts of names, races, powers, legends, lore, etc at you. Too much of that can be a big turn off (heck I know people who still haven't read Lord of the Rings because there were too many names), but luckily Skyrim does a good job of easing players into the game.
There is a main campaign you have to follow to technically "beat" the game, but you don't have to follow it. The moment I had a chance to break free of the story I did so and I went exploring. That allowed me, a new person unfamiliar with any of the lore of the Elder Scrolls series, to experience the world at my own pace. The world is so e
My Minecraft Testificate InfestationIn Minecraft there are these squidward like villagers called Testificates. In a recent update they were given new abilities such as having babies to repopulating a town based on the number of houses there are. Since the requirement for a "house" is simply a room with a roof and a door, I decided to spend my time building a massive city for the Testificates to populate, using a generated village as a starting point.My Minecraft Testificate Infestation in Personal More Like This
After building a number of houses, I began noticing the little children running wild and there becoming quite a LOT of villagers. I undertook a huge task of building a BIG open area underground with a couple doors and lights. Because the area was so big, the Testificates began to... um... OVER populate.
These little buggers reproduced the village so fast that I couldn't keep up and soon they were overflowing out of buildings. Mob attacks couldn't keep up with the rate they were repopulating, and the iron golems that kept spawning (for every 15 villager a new one spawns) made
Lamar Smith is at it again.Lamar Smith, the creator of the two notorious SOPA and PIPA bills, just seems to want to censor everything. After SOPA and PIPA were suspended indefinitely after such overwhelmingly loud opposition from various websites and lawmakers, Lamar is trying to create ANOTHER bill which is almost as bad as the two previous ones combined.Lamar Smith is at it again. in Personal More Like This
This bill (which uses Child Pornography as it's cover) would effectively track every time you look at your bank statement or use a credit card online, and force IP service providers to record your credit card and billing statement info, along with your recent internet search histories, and store them in a "secure" place for 18 months. Anything which looked "suspicious" would immediately be flagged to allow the government to step in.
Since billing statements and online transactions are so common these days, this bill would, In effect, be monitoring everything everyone
Frozen WON? Best Animated Picture?I hate the Oscars for a variety of reasons, but last night we got more proof about how little respect and decision making actually goes into things. Frozen, as you might know by now, won “Best Animated Picture.” But what you may not know is that only some the people voting had actually SEEN the movie, or for that matter, ANY of the animated films listed in the Best Animated Picture category.Frozen WON? Best Animated Picture? in Personal More Like This
The Hollywood Reporter was able to get a few quotes from academy members who were voting for various categories (specifically best animated) and here are some of the results:
1. I have seen none of them. I have no interest whatsoever. That ended when I was 6. My son dragged me to a few when he was 6; I would seat him and go outside and make phone calls. My pick: I abstain.
2. I thought Frozen was amazing, and my personal favorite was Despicable Me 2, but I didn’t see all of the nominees, so I didn’t vote. My Pick: I abstained.
3. I don’t see much of a co
MinecraftI just got Minecraft and holy hell is it addictive. I've played around with the iPhone app before (building stuff with infinite blocks with no enemies to fear), but I wasn't prepared for how addictive the full version of the game actually is.Minecraft in Personal More Like This
To my credit, I had a little help before starting the game by using a seed which spawned me in the middle of a NPC village, thus giving me shelter and resources to survive my first few treacherous nights. But after a few days had passed and I got used to the controls and crafting, I ventured out and built my own little hut and started digging away.
The first few nights were exceptionally scary, even though I was in a nice safe house. But gradually I learned that Creepers are less creepy to me now than they are simply annoying, and I find myself being more creeped out by those ominous Ender Men.
After digging a very inefficient hole near my house and gather up more resources (cobblestone) than I could handle, I decided to venture out and build a bi
Censoring the InternetA few weeks ago I made mention of feminist Anita Sarkeesian who started a kickstarter for a web series called "Tropes Vs Women" specifically centered around how women are portrayed in video games.Censoring the Internet in Personal More Like This
Despite the fact that kickstarters are payed for by people who've made the decision they want to contribute their money to the project, Anita came under attack from gamers for "scamming" audiences when her fund far exceeded the target goal. Just this past week it's come out that a 25 year old man from Sault Ste Marie, Ontario, Canada, created a video game where the object is to punch the crap out of Anita. Wounds, bruises, and blood gush out the more you beat her up in this virtual game, and it's drawn some widespread attention.
Whether you agree with her viewpoint is not the issue, it's the fact that this retaliation is just "wrong" on so many levels. Do these people realize that what they're doing is shooting themselves in the foot? Making a video game where you beat up someone who's making
brentalfloss: The Comic is EndingToday we announced publicly that brentalfloss: The Comic http://brentalflossthecomic.com/ will be ending by the end of this month. After today's strip there will be 5 more and then it will be done. The website will continue to exist, so the comics themselves aren't going anywhere, and I will continue to repost the backlog of strips to DA until they run out, but by the end of August there will be no more new strips.brentalfloss: The Comic is Ending in Personal More Like This
Sad to see it go after doing 200 episodes. This has been one of my favorite comic related jobs I've ever had and an incredibly steady and reliable one at that. I personally would love to keep doing this job for a couple more years, but Brent and Dan both want to move on to other projects and we've all come to the mutual agreement that 200 is a perfect stopping point. Nothing lasts forever, ya know?
To be honest, I am a little surprised brentalfloss: The Comic lasted this long. Things were a little rocky at first, and it took all 3 of us a while to get used to each others sty
Derpy Hooves vs HasbroSo it has come to my attention that recently Hasbro has (possibly?) ordered a cease and desist letter to WeLoveFine.com for selling Derpy Hooves related T-shirts. This, coupled with the mysterious disappearance of the episode "The Last Roundup" (which is the one where Derpy talks) from iTunes has gotten fans freaked out and panicky. The general belief is that Hasbro wants to stop the cannoning of internet named Derpy from the MLP series due to the backlash of people getting angry for them for doing so in the first place. Petitions are going up ( http://www.change.org/petitions/hasbro-studiosthe-hub-do-not-change-derpys-name ) and blogs are being posted and everyone's going nuts over this.Derpy Hooves vs Hasbro in Personal More Like This
Here's my two cents:
From browsing around WeLoveFine.com I could see a number of deviantart images being used for T-shirts. Specifically My Little Pony related. Now It's very unlikely that the artists or the website got permission to sell these T-shirts, and whether you like it or not, selling merchan
Biomass 117: DISCONNECTED AVATAROn StArDaTe 230387455652769 A TrIaL Has CoMmeNcEd, To EvaLuAte ThE LoSs oF InVaDer UnIoN Ship 4920-938Biomass 117: DISCONNECTED AVATAR in Personal More Like This
It WaS DiScoVeRed ThEn,
ThAt ThE SiNgULaRitY KnoWn As CaPtaIn ComiTtED A SeRieS of CriMeS AgAiNsT The UniOn.
AnD So, By ThE OrDeR Of ThE InVaDeRs UniOn,
We WeRe SuMmOneD AnD
To ThiS WoRlD On ThE TeTrA-ViRuS SeEdS.
To InFeCt aNd To UnItE AlL LiViNg LoCaL MulTiCeLlULaRs As BiOMaSs 117, The MoSt UnStoPpaBLe aNd FaIr JuDgE oF AlL.
LifE alwAys fInDs a wAy.
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Charles Snippy: COFFEESENTRY: 412:Charles Snippy: COFFEES in Personal More Like This
This evening, I returned to into the City to fill out the reports about my first tour out into the Dead Zone.
Hopefully, they won't suddenly shut down the D.Z.T.R. Department and there will be more tours for me to "guide".
Today... was different.
A buzzing, hovering Hunter-Drone met me in the Airlock.
Must be a new thing.
Ah I see,
As I'm forever unable to access ANNET, someone up top must have programmed this contraption to follow me around, shouting things at me.
Thank you, whoever you are.
I never felt more ridiculous.
To top things off, I lost my coffee.
Engie: awakeI felt scorching heat and vibrating pain.Engie: awake in Personal More Like This
There was an endless buzz in my ears of massive shell-shock.
Crunching noise of the ground.
For a brief second I saw tiny mushrooms and flowers under me, but they quickly disintegrated into dust.
Impossible. Shock-Hallucinations. I haven't seen grass in so many years.
Crawl forward. Away. Away from the heat.
Farther. Come on Alex. Get up. Walk.
Something was wrong. I wasn't supposed to be alive.
...Ion Cannon interrupts all electronic impulses, no matter how small, effectively scrambling, disrupting all neural activity and shuts down the brain.
Sure, the walls of the little house protected me from the flames of ruptured atmosphere, but how is my mind still active?
Only one thing could have protected me. Something which could bend all known laws of physics at it pleased.
Could it be? The note?!
Could Seven's luck actually transfer onto others?
If this is true, then Seven could be the key to my
ENGIE: RegretsI was at first too stupid to see that we were no longer using ANNIE but Annie was using us.ENGIE: Regrets in Personal More Like This
She was a goddess in the machine, our search engine.
We used her to collect and share knowledge and in return she had started to use us as her processors. It was an unexpected transition and it took a long time, thus I failed to notice it, failed to stop it. The new organism had come to life in which we were only neuron cells of her massive mind, that spanned continents.
Humanity no longer had a chance to survive in it's current state. We had poisoned the oceans, we had scorched the earth and blackened the sky in our quest for power.
The world we knew was dying. I knew that this decade would be our last. The city would fall to the Zone, sooner or later.
Research notes from the last report of Charles Snippy terrified me greatly. They had found something horrid in the Dead Zone. Something that killed them all.
The Dead Zone Research and Tourism i
INEPT EBAY SALESMAN FAILJust wrote a "stop selling my art" email to this ebay store from England:INEPT EBAY SALESMAN FAIL in Personal More Like This
His sexy excuse for selling stolen art is:
"You can find this image on many wallpapers websites and there is no copyrights on it.
You should start with all these websites who are permitting everybody to download the image and do whatever you like with it."
Oh, la di da.
Let me just go after millions of blogs all around the world that re-post my art and write all of them to delete everything.
Because that's the most logical thing to do.
Essh, some people.
Art salesperson, Why u no respect original artists?
Image sharing sites like imgur and reddit make it super easy to spread art without ever crediting the original.
Even the deviantart DMCA takedown notice is ridiculously long now.
Deviantart, why the fuck are you making it so difficult for me to report stolen art? Is it really necessary for me to fill a freaking application with my place of residence, and click on lik
Snippy: poem of doomI've a lot of time on my hands living inside the whale and such. ....So, today I wrote a poem about Captain:Snippy: poem of doom in Personal More Like This
Oh Captain, my Captain! I say it to mock,
You're lucky as hell but to me you're a c***.
Please spare me the missions, I've no head for heights,
Balloons and big lists lead me only to blights.
Evading the probes of an alien race,
Then having to witness your > : ( angry face...
But what choice have I? I'm involved in these fights,
With Cancerous space-monsters full of red sprites,
And Lemonade weirdos and God knows what next,
Just how can you stay so serene and unvexed?
What price should I pay for your simple delights,
Be eaten by whales after soiling my whites?
I know you won't listen, but you'll come unstuck,
And one of these days you'll run right out of luck,
Your empire will fall, and your ego besides,
It's karma for sure, like the turn of the tides,
And then I will lol, sitting in my own muck,
Coz after all this I just won't
Charles Snippy: DreamsEntry 382:Charles Snippy: Dreams in Personal More Like This
My personal online psychiatrist is making me narrate this nonsense down on the chip embedded in my tooth in hopes that someday I may be cured of my "incompatibility" with ANNET, or at least possibly reduce the "mild psychosis caused by work-related stress" as she calls it.
I know that it's not going to happen. The problem is something genetic and while those goons in the genetics department would love to get their machines into my brain, I prefer the lack of sleep and headaches to lobotomy.
I seen the reports on their test subjects: "total neural shut-down", "subject resists integration with the net, increasing the signal strength lead to damage to the 85% of the frontal lobe."
Call me old fashioned, but I like my brain the way it is.
I've had that day-dream again. Day-mare is more likely.
A flash-mare? Not sure what to call these, really.
The transmitter towers dotting this bloody city are making my life difficult, but not as difficult as the fact that everyone expects me t
Toronto sun and other events of interestMy fiancee' :iconmeeshkamodel: got her modeling photo published in Toronto Sun today, mentioning Romantically ApocalypticToronto sun and other events of interest in Personal More Like This
Send her hugs for this toasty newspaper-based achievement!
Same picture, less pixelated:
If you didn't already know :iconmeeshkamodel: also poses as the CAPTAIN for the production process of the Romantically Apocalyptic comic. The rest of the time, it's other models that come into the studio, sometimes guys sometimes girls. The Captain is thus technically all genders.
Also she got me a modeling gig today, so I worked as a model with her and got paid for an hour of modeling.
Easiest $100 I've ever made. Wooo.
SNIPPY: BIOGRAPHICAL DATA 001ENTRY 9997:SNIPPY: BIOGRAPHICAL DATA 001 in Personal More Like This
To anyone who finds these memory cards,
and the messages left within...
My name is Charles Snippy. I am probably the last sane human being left on earth. I know not whether you will understand this message. I know not whether you'll even be able to decode the ones and zeros on these data cards. I know not whether my voice will even reach anyone.
I know not, whether the microscopic drives will last long enough and whether the plastic and metal which composes them will not disintegrate into dust as centuries pass or whether the titanium shell encasing them will remain in place or be consumed by the ever-changing landscape, lost forever.
And yet I still have hope that someone will find the story of my life, long past and learns something of use from it.
If you are still human, then this will be a story about the collapse of civilization of your forefathers through greed and arrogance.
If you are some other species entirely, then it is a story about how our human race was extin
TORONTO AND FAN EXPO!MOST DELICIOUS OF MINIONS!TORONTO AND FAN EXPO! in Personal More Like This
CAPTAIN IS COMING TO TORONTO'S FAN EXPO THIS WEEK!
PEOPLES OF TORONTO!
IT IS YOUR TIME TO RECEIVE MOST RADIOACTIVE HUGS!
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY!
BE THERE OR YOU WILL TURN INTO A POORLY DRAWN SQUARE.
COME AND DISCOVER CAPTAIN AND TEAM MILLING SOMEHWERE BETWEEN TABLES A205 AND A50!
BRING CAPTAIN BALLOONS FOR CONSTRUCTION OF ZEE MOST GLORIOUS FLYING FORTRESS!
BALLOONS WILL BE EXCHANGED FOR MOST TOASTY OF REWARDS.
GOOD COSPLAYS AND MOTIVATED ACTORS WILL GET A CHANCE TO BE PART OF THE COMIC/LIVE ACTION PRODUCTION IN JANUARY WHEN WE MOVE INTO A BIGGER STUDIO ON FINCH, SO SUBMIT YOURSELVES TO CAPTAIN'S ARMY TORONTO DIVISION TODAY!
Life UpdatesJust so you guys know what's going on and such.Life Updates in Personal More Like This
My dad made me apply for a job where he works at a car place where I work the counter and deal with angry people cussing up and down about how expensive car repairs are. So I'm pretty much stuck in one of the most anxiety inducing jobs I could possibly have gotten myself into.
Plus side to it, I get around $80-$90 per day I work and I'm trying to work 2 times per week. That way I'll have money to save up for college.
Secondly, my mood has been so terrible latley and I'm not sure what it is. I go from super happy to extremely sad in an instant. So I've been trying to live in the happy moments and just sob and muddle through the sad ones which has been really hard for me. I'm talking to my therapist about it and she thinks it's because Azin left and now I don't have anything to look forewards to--plus he's gone and when he was here I was able to show emotion with him and now all of a
Original Species ranty junkIf you don't like rants, don't bother reading please.Original Species ranty junk in Personal More Like This
Lets talk original species.
First lets start with conversation by looking at actual species.
The one on the top is a cuttlefish and the one on the bottom is an octopus.
Both are within the same kingdon, phylum, and class. (Animalia, Mollusca, Cephalopoda) but the sub-order is different, making them seperate species.
Both the octopus and the cuttlefish change color based on environment, can squirt ink, have tentacles, have a hard beak, a mantle, two eyes, 'feeding' arms, and 8 arms. The only real differences are that cuttlefish have an internal cuttlebone, have the little fin around their mantle, they breed differently, and are smaller in size (I'm sure there are more I just don't feel like hunting for them >w< )
So then why is it that species that look canine seemed to get bashed with being unoriginal?
Lets say I wanted Virus's species to be my own original species? (I'm not posting a picture because she's right t
Goodbye Azin*sends him back to Denmark*Goodbye Azin in Personal More Like This
God this was the best 2 weeks of my life~Thank you hun!♥♥♥
I miss you so much♥
Hai buttsAzin here, Mergin went to take a showaaahhhhh and I'm just over here flopping around with her profile. So, flip-flop flippity flop SUPERNATURAL OVERFLOWHai butts in Personal More Like This
ilu bbueditops i cant remember what i typed its too early for thisilu bbu in Personal More Like This
edit: its 11:30 wtf am i saying 'early'
edit: i need slumber
*evil slumber #simsreference*
oops long sappy stuff
I know it doesn't seem like it, but this has been the best year and some-odd months. I remember how I felt when you'd message me on skype way back two Marches ago. All the butterflies and blushing and my friends noticing and asking me what was going on. Me having to tell them it was someone from an art website that i've been talking to for under a week that I'm madly in love with and I'm not sure why.
I remember how I was getting my hair and make-up ready for a musical I was in and you messaging me that maybe someday you'd like to come to America and visit me. And I didn't believe you--besides, we had only been talking for 2-3 days anyways.
And who knew a year and 3 months later you were here.
My parents had told me my uncle was coming to visit, so I cleaned my room for him and slep
Contest! WIN STUFFI've been having a hard time finding an OC I feel I really like--to be honest, I really don't like the OC's I have right now ;;Contest! WIN STUFF in Personal More Like This
This contest will include entries from the last contest I made and never judged
For this contest, I'd like you to design me a character. You can use a lineart, draw your own, do whatever c: I don't care if it's just a sketchy fullbody or a full out reference c: I'd like the character to be based on things about me and be able to fit in with happy moods, sad moods, angry moods, and everything in between c:
-You may enter as many times as you want
-Your art skill level doesn't matter! It's the design that counts!
-I'm not sure when I'm going to end the contest
-You may use linearts and such (Although I'd prefer a 100% original species)
-If you don't win, don't get upset please!
Stuff About me:
When The Majority Of People You Talk ToHate you, it's a sign that maybe JUST MAYBE you are the problem.When The Majority Of People You Talk To in Personal More Like This
When large groups of people from different backgrounds
recognize you as a terrible person more often than not,
You're an asshole or an egotistically annoying human.
Because I've been noticing that the people who post journals saying "DEAR EVERYONE WHO HATES ME" typically get mentioned to me through other people saying 'stay the fuck away from soandso'.
Seriously--some people need to get their heads out of their asses and realize "o shit maybe im the problem perhaps i should start treating others like humans."
stop being asswipes.
And if you don't have this problem,
YOUR DOIN A GUD JOB.
*highfives people who don't have that problem*
penis sry for the ranty thing
Kinda Back--Updates and StuffI'm only here right now because I can get on DA from work.Kinda Back--Updates and Stuff in Personal More Like This
A lot has happened since I left ;-;
One thing: Azin and I broke up--Please don't talk about it too much unless you're a close friend; it's kind of a tender subject ;;
I will tell you that we are still great friends (more like brother and sister ;w; ) and did not break up because of a fight or something--We have both changed over the course of the relationship I just don't think we were fitting with eachother like we used to. It's not his fault and it's not my fault--it's just something that happened. I'll edit my page tomorrow or Monday.
Second thing: I will be un-grounded tomorrow (yay c: ) but I'm having a friend come over so there's a chance I won't be able to get to DA until Monday (There's a good chance I'll try and get to comments and things tomorrow morning)
Third thing: I might have less time for art in the coming months. The reason is I'm trying to get a new job so I can work more hours because
Ekco bit me;:A:A:a::A:A;;;:A:A:A::A:A:a::A;a;A:A:A:A:A:;;;;Ekco bit me in Personal More Like This
WAT DID I DO WRONG BBU
*cautiously pets quills*ilu no need for biting
okay my wife has some truly crazy fans!i dont usually like doing cross promotion. we both just kinda do our own things but damn it all if this is not the most awesome thing i ever saw XDXDXDXDXDokay my wife has some truly crazy fans! in Personal More Like This
its a strange dubbed version of one of her strips..and...and.. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THERE IS EVEN AN EMAILING SOUND... and music .. and timed text appearing with actual voiceover doing some pretty cool acting at the same time... and...
ya i forgot a link to her page
my other comic is about to come out.......and i am positively giddy with joy....my other comic is about to come out.... in Personal More Like This
and then , this summer, bam we are getting sunstone out too... 2013.... who knew
um..so..welcome XDas i'm guessing quite a few unsuspecting readers might be arriving....um..so..welcome XD in Personal More Like This
basically, comic you will find in my gallery is i guess an erotic romantic comedy... or a close approximtion of such.
chapters are placed in chapter folders
there you can read them in order, or if you prefer a pdf, there is pdfs folder too
hope you enjoy the comic, i understand if you don't. this is not everyone's cup of tea...but then again...what is XD
also for you curious about my drawign techniques, i post my videos here. some tutorials are up already
and quite a few more coming soon
wonderful cosplaywonderful cosplay in Personal More Like This
i love these , posing is awesome, and facial expressions are spot on... now im only hoping for some with silly faces.. what can i say, im a facial expression nut! XD
of future out of context stuffdont rely on it too much. while i will use most of it, there are big changes in store for many of them.of future out of context stuff in Personal More Like This
call it a writing experience resulting in far more powerful scenes to come. for instance instead of ally s drunken admittance of love i got something planned that will make yall melt... cuz im an ass like that
lets put it like this, these 4 chapters i will take great pleasure of taking you through an emotional gauntlet...so this is gonna be fun.. for me...muahahahahha...XD
seriously.. i cant wait till i get to the end of chapter six...damn, the thing i just sketched is good!!! i love my time machine XD
Devious Journal Entryso..um...yeah...Devious Journal Entry in Personal More Like This
um... more coghhgfjgj........kay...had to pick up my jaw... as i said more cosplay. this time from
she doesnt post her cosplaying here but does on imgur....which was quite a challenge for interwebz dumb me to link XD
also you can find her gallery here
anyways... here is a crazy dedicated marion cosplay, both amazing from visual cues, to the attention to details of binding used in the comic....so yeah... i was floored....and of course beautiful framing, composition , and use of a camera..which i cant use to save my own life... i will be perfectly honest. nothing shows love fore the creation like a cosplay to me...it takes personal initiative, effort and courage...and i am very much grateful.
i'll have to figure out some sort of a gift for my fan community.. prolly s
difference between porn and eroticaits simple ladies and gentlemen, erotica arouses the smartest, most complex part of you, your mind... also known as the greatest erogenous zonedifference between porn and erotica in Personal More Like This
porn arouses only the simplest part of you
this is one of those reasons why i love bdsm , you can give people all the visual clues, and let their mind fill in the blanks, call it visual problem solving...thats why will not get to see any explicit stuff in my strips. oh stuff of explicit nature happens... but flat our showing it is just about the lazyest way to approach it. and completely kills the imaginative aspect that it so wonderfully linked to erotic genre
of course most of you at this point are realising the simple fact that erotic aspect is merely one aspect of this series... just like sexuality is merely one aspect of the human experience.
Fanime Stuff Stuff Stuff!!!Hey guys! As you may have heard, I will be at the Artist Alley Table T215 of Fanime this year with lots of prints, posters, cards, and the 1000 Words book!Fanime Stuff Stuff Stuff!!! in Personal More Like This
The prints! And these aren't all of them. More are hidden under each other or out of view. They come in all sizes from the largest measuring 12x18 inches at $7 to the smallest measuring 3x6 inches at $1, and everything in between.
The Augen Auf playing cards will be for sale for $15 per deck, or $25 for 2 decks. I'm currently not selling these cards online so Fanime is the only place to get it.
Year of the DragonYear of the Dragon in Personal More Like This
2012 is fast upon us and it is going to be the year of the dragon! In celebration, my publisher at 4th Dimension Entertainment :iconteam4d: is hosting a Chinese New Year contest! There are hundreds of dollars worth of prices in Knite and other 4DE comic merchandise My publisher was so happy with all the Halloween contest entries that he gave out extra prizes to everybody so you never know if he'll be extra generous again
For contest rules and details, please go to http://team4d.deviantart.com/journal/Chinese-New-Year-Art-Contest-276238645 The contest ends on February 6th, 2012, on the last day of the Lunar calender's celebration~
WOOOOT ANIME EXPO 2013!!!WOOOOT ANIME EXPO 2013!!! in Personal More Like This
Been organizing my prints for AX and it took up the entire living room floor. I'm glad my roommates aren't home or they wouldn't be able to get out orz
I will be at Anime Expo this July 4th -7th, 2013 at the LA Convention Center in California. You can find me in the Artist Alley at tables A24 - A25, under the name Wenqing Yan/Yuumei. I will be selling a limited 200 copies of the new Knite book, 1000 Words, and all of my posters
Come by and hang out!
1000 Words books now at Amazon and SacAnimeThe full shipment of 1000 Words has arrived! Now you can order the books at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/1000-Words-Wenqing-Yan/dp/0981959997 or at 4DE.com http://4de.com/product_details.php?pid=1111000 Words books now at Amazon and SacAnime in Personal More Like This
For those who can make it to the SacAnime convention in Sacramento, California this Jan 4-6th 2013, we will also be selling the books plus other prints in the Exhibitor Hall at booth B20! http://www.sacconventions.com/?page_id=4961 Come by and check us out! (And it's the Vendors section, not Artist Alley because we couldn't get a table in time )
Thank you all for the amazing support for this book. If you have ordered anything from the 4DE.com and have not received your shipment yet, please e-mail sales@4DE.com and they will help you
College LifeI don't really talk too much about my daily life on dA since I didn't want to spam everyone with constant horror stories of my time in the kitchen (which is why I do that on fb https://www.facebook.com/FisheyePlacebo/photos_stream instead) but today, I would like to share some of the extra "special" moments during my college life (even though I graduated already).College Life in Personal More Like This
When upstairs neighbors are being very loud, the most effective method is to leave an angry coconut at their door
When life gives you pears, cut them into ducks and bake them into pizza~
When the Occupy movement swept through campus, make sure the fridge participates.
When assigned to go to a museum for Art History, take detailed notes of the kinky nipple biting eagles.
When roommate cooks something that cannot be described with words...
When the new apartment sink rage quits...
When I got the bright idea to create an aquaponics system in my bedroom... which later flooded the carpet... (Trust me, I'm an
OFFICIAL FISHEYE PLACEBO WEBSITE IS UP!I finally did it! It took months of sleepless nights and endless coding but I finally finished it! The official Fisheye Placebo website with lots of never before seen concept art and extras is now up atOFFICIAL FISHEYE PLACEBO WEBSITE IS UP! in Personal More Like This
In other news, I'm honored to be part of deviantART's How-to Panel: Creator + Audience this Saturday 7/20 at 12:15 in Room 2 at the San Diego Comic Con! http://comic-con.deviantart.com/ If you're already going, be sure to drop by our panel!
Respect YourselfMy friend shared this video to warn other artists about how she was taken advantage of, and I believe this is a very important message that every artist should hear.Respect Yourself in Personal More Like This
I've lost count of how many times someone, be it a big corporation or an individual, have asked me to illustrate for them for free. It will always go something like this "You draw this for us, and we will include your name in the credits. That's good publicity for you!" as if such a pathetic offer holds any merit.
There was one specific case where a guy wanted to use my drawing as a book cover but didn't want to pay. He said he might print up to 50,000 books, so that's like an amazing offer of 50,000 views for me right? Wrong. 50,000 is nothing. We live in the information revolution. Don't forget we have places like Deviantart, tumblr, and all those social networking sites. Sharing art, like sharing any information, has never been easier. You don't have to degrade yourself for some disrespectful publisher to get you art se
Fisheye Placebo Cosplay DerpsI had the honor of derping with these hilarious Fisheye Placebo cosplayers at Sakura-con!Fisheye Placebo Cosplay Derps in Personal More Like This
Good times. Good times.
See you guys again at Fanime! ♥
Frey, Alex, and Vance cosplayed by Shotalicious, Sugarlat, Liarino. I'm cameoing as rabbit ear fingers.
And then I drew them XD
Jen and Cocoa by Haruu-chan and LeekFish
ART MAJORS FTW
Robin and Toby copsplayed by usagi2ranpha and Little-islander
Alex has a plastic gun. Toby is going ARAFDHAJGJ. Robin is confused. Noting makes sense and all is right with the world.
The level of maturity is overwhelming.
They wanted to cosplay outerwear and underwear so they even made Vance and Frey's panties. Not only that, they also made extra ones for me to wear XD
Last but not least, amazing cosplay and photography by KashinoRei and Andy-K. They are in Germany so I wasn't able to meet them at Sakura-con, but hopefully I'll be able to visit a European con in the future
Coming OutIt's true, I am Chinese and I was born this way.Coming Out in Personal More Like This
At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long.
Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn't need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don't have a social life and are shunned by others.
But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my tumblr user name Maid-en-China ). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation.
1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.
April fools!!! ... Oh wait...
Update: Yes, this is obviously a j