Warriors Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 1,2,3Rusty: I had a dream abou a mouse last night.Warriors Into the Wild Parody: Chapters 1,2,3 in Humor More Like This
Smudge: Was I in it?
Rusty: Thankfully, no.
Smudge: Where are you going?
Rusty: The woods. And you are not awesome enough to come with.
Smudge: But I love you, Rusty!
Rusty: I really don’t care.
Smudge: Henry went into the woods.
Rusty: he did not stay long...
Smudge: Rusty, please don’t go! PLEASE!
Rusty: too bad.
Rusty: These woods are so boring.There is nothing here. Oh look! A mouse!
Greypaw: No! That mouse is mine! (jumps on Rusty)
Rusty: Get off of me! I saw it first!
Greypaw: Wahh! I was hungry!
Rusty: I really could not care less...
Greypaw: You are a meanie!
Rusty: Well, you are a wimp.
Greypaw: BLUESTAR!!!!!THIS KITTYPET CALLED ME A WIMP!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Hello, Kittypet.
Rusty: Your friend here is bothering me.
Bluestar:This crybaby is not m friend.
Greypaw: What??? Wahhh!!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: You know, Kittypet, you shuld join our clan.
Bluestar: Because while I was being your st
Warriors Into The Wild Parody-PrologueTigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue in Humor More Like This
Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,6Bluestar: AT LAST!!!! How did it happen and who should I congratulate?Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,6 in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in t
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 7,8,9Firepaw: I smell a ShadowClan cat.Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 7,8,9 in Humor More Like This
Yellowfang: I WILL EAT YOU!!!!
Firepaw: (hits Yellowfang) I am much too awesome to be eaten!
Yellowfang: But you look so yummy...
Firepaw: You are way too far into my personal bubble! GET OUT!!!!!
Yellowfang: First I must eat you!
Firepaw: NEVER!!!! (attacks Yellowfang)
Yellowfang: Ooowww..that hurt...
Firepaw: STAY HERE!!!!!
Firepaw: Here is a rabbit. Eat it. It tastes better than a cat.
Yellowfang: NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!
Firepaw: Here comes Lionheart! HI LIONHEART!!!!
Lionheart: No feeding psycho cannibal kitties.
Greypaw: (hugs Firepaw) I am so glad you are alive! I was worried you got eaten!
Firepaw: Too tight...
Bluestar: Why did you feed her?
Firepaw: So she wouldn't eat me!
Tigerclaw: That is NOT a valid reason. Why are you here, Yellowfang?
Yellowfang: They kicked me out of ShadowClan cuz I ate all the kits.
Darkstripe: LETS KILL HER!!!!!!
Bluestar: No...she could be of some use to me...mwa ha ha...(everyon
Interview with Ash, Squirrel, and HollyDawnflower: I'm back with another interview featuring Hollyleaf and 2 other cats!Interview with Ash, Squirrel, and Holly in Humor More Like This
Hollyleaf: It is against the warrior code to make me do another interview.
Dawnflower: But everyone loves you!
Hollyleaf: Well, duh. The warrior code says you mus love Hollyleaf.
Dawnflower: And who are the 2 other cats?
Squirrelflight: HI!!!! I'M SQUIRRELFLIGHT!
Ashfur: AND I'M ASHFUR!!!!!!
Squirrelflight: NO!!! NOT ASHFUR!!!!!
Ashfur: I LOVE YOU SQUIRRELY!!!!!!
Dawnflower: Hollyleaf, why did you kill Ashfur?
Hollyleaf; The warrior code says that if a cat goes insane because he is in love with your adopted mom, it is completely okay to kill him!
Ashfur: That's so unfair! And you just made that up!
Hollyleaf: The warrior code says that anything Hollyleaf says is the warrior code.
Dawnflower: So now I know where these laws are coming from...
Ashfur: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?????
Squirrelflight: I ONLY LOVE BRAMBLESTAR!!!!!!!!!!
Squirrelflight: HE'S SO HOT!!!!!!!!
Ashfur: SO AM I!!!!!
Very short interview with Ravenpaw (and Barley)Dawnflower: Oh no...not another interview...well, I guess I'll just do it anyway. Who are you?Very short interview with Ravenpaw (and Barley) in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: I AM RAVENPAW AND I AM SO EXCITED THIS IS MY FIRST INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
Barley: And I am Barley!
Dawnflower: What are some things that you like?
Ravenpaw: I LIKE COFFEE AND COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE AND CANDY AND SUGAR AND COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barley: I like doing nothing in the barn...wait, why is everyone laughing at Ravenpaw? And it seems someone in the audience has an I love Ravenpaw shirt.
Dawnflower: It's because he is the most popular character along with Spottedleaf.
Barley: WHAT ABOUT ME??????
Dawnflower: Nobody likes you.
Barley: That's not fair!
Ravenpaw: WAIT A SECOND!!!!!! I AM THE MOST POPULAR?!?!?! GREAT STARCLAN THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dawnflower: Well, I guess that's all for now. Maybe I will continue this when Ravenpaw has less coffee.
Into the Wild Parody- Chapters 13,14,15Firepaw: Rise and Shine, Yellowfang!Into the Wild Parody- Chapters 13,14,15 in Humor More Like This
Firepaw: Brokenstar told us to watch out for you...because of the kits.
Yellowfang: But they taste so good!
Firepaw: BAD Yellowfang.
Yellowfang: Just go away.
Bluestar: Frostfur, go check on your remaining kits.
Frostfur: Yes, sir!
Willowpelt: We all know that they will be eaten...
Frostfur: I have news to report back to General Bluestar. The kits are safe.
Bluestar: Well, duh.
Frostfur: I was worried I had lost more soldiers to the enemy. We should throw her out anyway.
Darkstripe: NO!!!!! WE SHOULD KILL HER!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Darkstripe, I do not understand why you refuse to be my evil sidekick. And no, we will keep her longer.
Smallear: Do you think what happened to WindClan will happen to us?
Firepaw: Nah...we are too awesome.
Bluestar: I am going to the Moonstone tomorrow!
Firepaw: what is the moonstone?
Greypaw: A magical sparkly rock where StarClan is.
Firepaw: That sounds awesome.
Greypaw: And it gives the le
Into the Wild Parody-Chapters 22,23,24,25WARNING: THIS HAS TONS OF SPOILERS FOR LATER BOOKS!Into the Wild Parody-Chapters 22,23,24,25 in Humor More Like This
But you've read them all already, right?
Firepaw: Let's go back to ThunderClan!
Greypaw: Wahhh!!! I wanted to go to ShadowClan!
Firepaw: First we have to find Yellowfang's scent...wait, I guess she did go into ShadowClan after all.
Greypaw: I'm scared!
Firepaw: But you were the one who suggested we should go here.
Greypaw: I smell kit blood.
Firepaw: And Yellowfang.
Yellowfang: I came here looking for them. I was hungry.
Firepaw: Spottedleaf died.
Firepaw: Okay. Se didn't do it.
Yellowfang: I think Clawface took the kits. And maybe killed Spottedleaf also.
Yellowfang: Brokenstar likes killing kits, but not eating them.
Firepaw: That is so uncool. WE MUST SAVE THE KITS...oh wait. That's Tigerclaw's job...oh, never mind.
Yellowfang: Let's hide under a bush!
Greypaw: WAHHH!!!! Those poor kits!
Yellowfang: I bet I can get the elders to help us rescue them.
Firepaw: I bet I can get the elders to help u