All the glitters are not Gold- chapter 27 1/2~Red~All the glitters are not Gold- chapter 27 1/2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So the plan is we wait here and fallow them to Pallet town?" Silver assured me, for the twenty sixth time.
Beyond the world I felt to be living in, the waking world, where the grass grew and the seasons changed, I could feel a mountain of stone and ice growing cold over me. My person night light, my heater, the person that would light up my heart and make me tingle from head to toe in the most dazzling array of a perfection spectrum. This was Green Oak of Viridian City, and that boy had been very, very naughty.
He didn't come to see me for over four months. Careful calculations and too much time to think had assured me of that. It was much longer than usual and it left me with a bitter taste in my mouth. The kind of taste that made me want to slap him around a bit before making my undying love to him while wearing nothing but my hat and my left glove. Sadly I needed my right hand, so that one would be left bare.
"I suppose." I agreed; to ease the pain in Silver's eyes from getti
All the glitters are not Gold- chapter 1All the glitters are not Gold- chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For as long as I couldn't remember, I was always a little shy around him. I didn't know why though, even with my pokemon at my side it seemed to bother me that he was a challenge. I couldn't bring myself to endure the pain of losing, so I never lost, but it was the sheer thrill of knowing that he was indeed a contender. The way he battled was more like a gym leader than just another trainer, and I found myself overwhelmed by the brute force AND strategic moves he would use.
He had dark auburn hair, but reminded me more of fire than anything else. He was lanky, a little broad in the shoulders, and a few inches taller than me. I wasn't daunted by this; a lot of people were taller than mejust as many shorterbut still.
We had encountered countless times on the roads and in the towns of Jhoto . Azalea, Olivine, Goldenrod, and plenty of other places. Each time he had been stronger, more violent, more determined, and just as frightening as the last. I never managed to control my h
We could be forever- chapter 1~Kyouhei~We could be forever- chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Just one more day to remember who I was… That’s all I wanted.
Which was a stupid lie of course… one more day would only make me want one more day, and then another and another. The truth was that one more day just wasn’t rational anymore, I had made my decision, I had taken the flight, I had said my unpleasant goodbyes to the tiny Island of Mintonga… it was over. Now I was officially a legal citizen of Unova, waiting in the fucking airport bathroom shaking slightly because there was an inevitable lump in the back of my throat, telling me to go back to where I came from.
I nuzzled the gentle pokemon in my arms, hiding my face in her back as she squirmed slightly, unfamiliar with the lack of moisture in the air and the loud humming noises of generators sounding throughout the whole place. This was an industrial city, a place where new technology and machines were being created in order to simplify the lives of people around them. This was someth
Red 'N' Silver1. Red as DoctorRed 'N' Silver in Humor More Like This
"Doctor…" The patient coughed hoarsely, weak hands shivering on his knees. "I'm sick to the bone for two months. And I can't move my legs… Is there any way I can be healed, doctor?"
Red sat in front of him, calm eyes staring at his patient. Without a single word, he touched the man's forehead.
In less than a second, the patient felt fresh and completely healthy. "Woohoo! I feel like a new man! Thanks doc!" Skipping and singing an old tune, the man excitingly pranced to the door.
2. N as Stand Up Comedian
"So, people asked me why my last name is Gropius," N spoke to the crowd, right hand holding the microphone while left waving at his audience. With a dumb grin and a single eyebrow raised, the man answered, "I said to them, 'What can I say? It was only Natural that I got it!'" N laughed by himself, slapping his knee in giggling amusement.
The crowd went silent, however. And as for White? She began questioning her life choices.
3. Silver as Daycar
How to Anger Them1. GreenHow to Anger Them in Humor More Like This
"You got beaten by me a few minutes after you were crowned champion. How lame is that?" Red spoke blankly in front of the boy.
Shocked, Green madly yelled, "That's it! Battle me right here RIGHT NOW!"
"You and your Pokémon are ugly." Sapphire stated blankly as she crossed her arms against her chest.
Red ruby eyes widened in shock and heartbreak, Ruby cried, "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"You smell like an Aipom and I cannot believe people think you're huma- AAAAHHH HELP ME!" Ruby screamed in terror as a rage-inducing Sapphire chased after him.
"You're slow. Lucas is faster than you." Hikari teased her best friend.
Stricken by ego, Jun angrily stuttered, "I'll show you slow!" Before she could respond, Jun turned around and ran as fast as he could.
Thanks to the fact that he was blinded by jealousy and rage, Jun slammed into a tree.
"Cheren, those jeggings make you look gay," White said casu
Silver's Emotions1. Happy SilverSilver's Emotions in Humor More Like This
"Isn't this such a great day? No Kotone to disturb my life." Silver exhaled a long sigh of relief. With arms folded behind his head, the boy leaned against a tree and enjoyed his moment of peace.
2. Angry Silver
"I swear to Arceus I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Silver roared violently as he chased the younger boy. A knife tightly clutched in his right hand, he spat, "I'll teach you for calling me 'weak'!"
Heart threatening to smash out of his ribcage, Youngster Joy frantically cried, "HELP!"
3. Annoyed Silver
"Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver oh my precious little Silver!" Kotone cheered in joy as she sat beside the boy. Silver, feeling completely irritated by the second, was trying his best to ignore her.
Though deep inside his heart, only the great Arceus knew how badly he wanted to run away from her, move to another region, hide his identity, and change his name to Steve.
"One more time! Silver Silver Silv-"
"ARCEUS KILL ME!" Silver snapped int
Upside Oopsie Leaf had a nice pair of sexy legs; that Green wouldn't deny.Upside Oopsie in Humor More Like This
He sat there quietly, eyes unwarily staring at his childhood friend. The brunette was sitting on top of Medusa, her Arbok's head. The cobra Pokémon slithered around, preferably dancing as her trainer sang.
Green chuckled quietly as he sat on the bench in front of his house. "Pesky little woman."
Suddenly, Medusa tripped on a rock, causing Leaf to stumble on the ground. "Aah!" The girl fell, but thankfully, her Pokémon quickly got a nip of her sock before her head could slam the ground.
Green quickly stood up, feeling panic wash over his face.
But then, that panic was quickly replaced with utter embarrassment and bewilderment.
Because Leaf was now dangling in an upside-down position, resulting with her skirt being lifted downwards – thus revealing her striped panty.
The young leader swore he was going to die of hormones. "L-Lea…"
Leaf – now complete horrified and swarmed with humiliation – flailed her arms an
Jobs N Shouldn't Do1. TeacherJobs N Shouldn't Do in Humor More Like This
"And that is how we integrate f (65) into 5976," N explained as he finished writing the equations on the blackboard. His heels were turned, letting him face his students.
His 1st grade students.
Their mouths were widely agape. Their eyes were about to bulge out as they gawked at the multiple equations on the board. Finally, one student raised her hand. With a dumfounded tone, she asked, "What?"
"Why? Why, why, why?! Who did this to you? Humans are cruel!" N cried in despair as a sick Lillipup sat quietly on the table, the Pokémon's tail wagging in joy.
"Um doctor " The nurse chimed in. "He only has the common cold "
"This blue substance looks pretty." N looked at the small tube. He then turned his attention towards a beaker that was filled with orange goop. The beaker was labeled 'TOXIC'.
Sadly, "Maybe it will look a thousand times prettier with this orange substance!" Without haste and with a wide smile,
Rivals' Concept1. GreenRivals' Concept in Humor More Like This
"I'm the sexy douche who acts all snobbish yet bitches want a piece of me." Green snorted in arrogance as he held his waist in complete pride.
"I'm the miserable bastard who is even a bigger douche and hates every living soul but is actually a tortured kid who wants love from his father who doesn't even give two shits about him." Silver wept in the corner, his hands covering his face.
"Also my rival either looks like a girl or Mario's long lost sister."
"Nobody cares about you." Green butted in before Wally even had a chance to finish.
"I'M THE EXCITED CHILDHOOD FRIEND WHO CAN'T EVEN SIT STILL AND TALKS REALLY FAST AND CAN'T COUNT TO TEN AND SCREAMS AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE AND-"
Jun was silenced in an instant as soon as Silver's fist met his face.
"I am the smart rival who pursues strength and wears sexy jeggings for extra butt flavour." Cheren blatantly pronounced as he pushed the bridge of his sp
Weeping Whoopies1. ConflictingWeeping Whoopies in Humor More Like This
“Aw come on Leaf. Don’t cry.” Green shushed the petite girl as he brought her to his lap. Without a single trace of hesitance, he wrapped his arms around her, comforting his beloved Leaf. “I was just joking. I was just joking. Don’t cry, alright?” He kissed the top of her head, fighting a chuckle to hear a cute hiccup from his cute rival.
“N-no no no don’t cry!” Jun panicked as he saw tears streaming down her face. The boy began waving his hands in swift motion. His legs gave little frantic hops, mind boggling on how to comfort his woeful best friend. “Oh Arceus oh Arceus oh Arceus please don’t cry I didn’t mean too oh my Arceus aaaaa…!” His hands moved to his blonde hair, fingers scratching and twisting a few locks.
Fortunately, an idea came into mind.
Unfortunately, it was this: “I-if you don’t stop crying, I’ll fine you one million Pokedolla
Ask Silver1. Why is your hair red?Ask Silver in Humor More Like This
"Next question," snarled an annoyed Silver.
2. Do you love your Pokémon?
Silver sighed bitterly as his team of 6 glomped him. Sneasel purred in adoration as he hugged the poor redhead's face.
"That's enough guys! Get off me!"
3. What do you think about Kotone's childhood friend, Ethan?
The redhead pursed his lips tightly. He scoffed bitterly and looked away. The thought of that boy getting closer to Kotone
It irritated him, no less.
The thought of Ethan being close to Kotone The thought of Ethan laughing with Kotone The thought of Ethan smiling with Kotone The thought of Ethan breathing the air same as Kotone The thought of Ethan being close to Kotone
The thought of Ethan placing his lips on Kotone
Silver's left eye twitched uncontrollably. "Some weak bastard! He has no chance of beating me! Or lay a scratch on me! Hell, he can't beat me in anything at all! He can't win to me! Not now! Not e
Teamtastic1. WonderTeamtastic in Humor More Like This
“Wow…” Ariana stood in complete awe as she watched her comrade in battle. The way he moved his hip when he commanded his Houndour. The way his head gave a little tilt when he screamed in pure confidence. All of it attracted her attention ever since she laid her radiant red eyes on the pair of hypnotizing blues.
She couldn’t even fight back the idiotic giggle that burst from her mouth the second she saw Archer scoffing at his easy victory.
“Oh? And what do we have here?”
“Eek!” The joyous moment popped like a bubble as soon as she realized she was downright busted. Quickly her head snapped to the left, eyes widened to see none other than her boss’s wife. “M-M-Mrs Wolfe…! I…” Her lips thinned. Her cheeks reddened to see the amusing smile that curved the woman’s lips. Ariana stared in silence as Emery looked at the training hall below them – straight at the source of her attention
Resentful Heroes1. GreenResentful Heroes in Drama More Like This
I can't believe it. I just… How did this happen? I was always in front of you; reaching to places you haven't been yet, getting information you haven't even obtain. I trained my team to be the best. I even have a starter that has a frickin' advantage against yours. I raised my Pokémon so perfectly and learned every single knowledge about Pokémon that I can get. I was there. I was so close to make my old gramps proud. I was so very close to make my dreams come true.
Then how…? How could I lose?
What did I do wrong…?
People always said to me, "You'll never become strong. You'll never get to go far." But thanks to you, I proved them wrong. I mean yes, I may not be who you are now. And I doubt I'll walk the path you're walking now. But I did it. I got to make my parents proud. I have lots of Pokemon friends with me. And it's all thanks to you. I mean, you're basically the reason why I'm here now. Sure, my body may feel weak now and then, but that never stop