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Poor Fanny..My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Pants because you'll only end up with a Salmon in your Spleen." I never quite understood his advice until one Halloween, I was gardening with my best friend Fanny. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was erotic and spooky sounds came from deep within. Fanny saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!Poor Fanny.. in Create a Story Contest More Like This
The Great Rabbiter-grondhog-day-manOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Jeremiah Barbecuefield who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Professional Rabbit Nationals Trainier. He trained every day for 15708468 hours in order to beat his rival, The Luminous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Jeremiah Barbecuefield came armed with a wooden spoon and racoon and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Jeremiah Barbecuefield emerged as the scummy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Ground hog day.The Great Rabbiter-grondhog-day-man in Create a Story Contest More Like This
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