ZaDr-Invaded Ur Heart Chptr 3
ZaDr- Invaded Ur Heart Chpt 3
a valentine, a kiss and a carnival.
Zim looked down at the flyer in his hands he couldnt get the Dib human off his mind no matter what, the human seemed to have invaded his mind which Zim found suprisingly ironic. he chuckled and shook his head "hehe Dib...Zim doesnt know how..or when these feelings started..." he smiled a little and blushed "m-mabey...Zim...wants to kiss the Dib-pi-...Dib" he had removed the pun it just didnt sound right anymore.he sighed and laid down on his bed looking up at the wire covered ceiling with his arms under his head as he allowed thoughts of Dib to flow into his mind.
little did Zim know Dib was doing the same thing he thought of what he should get the irken with so little time to spare "...meat hearts..?..." he wacked his forhead "stupid! i forgot..he burns with meat....a stuffy?...no thats just stupid...." he thought hard for an hour or so then his eyes widdened with an idea he qu
ZaDr-invaded your heart fanficZaDr-invaded your heart fanfic in Settings More Like This
title:invaded your heart
another day in skool as zim walked thru the halls looking at the heart,rose and cupids arrow decorations that lined the schools halls "another pitiful human holiday" he thought to himself
as he walked into the now loud classroom "huh?" he said puzzled as he looked at all the children laughing makeing small bins colorfully decorated with hearts and candy drawn on them.
zim turned to miss bitters who seemed to be more grumpy than usual "teacher drone! what is everyone prepareing for? tell me!!!!" he said holding a fist triomphantly over his head, mrs.bitters
then growled at zim "THEY are preparing for valentines day EVERY student is required to give eachother valentines!" zim stood there puzzled "what is a valentine?" he mummbled to himself.
but before he could ask mrs.bitters she had already returned to what she was doing. "i must find out what this "VALENTINES DAY" is" zim said to himself as he woundered around asking others
what this new holiday was. he went u
Zadr- invaded your heart chpt 2ZaDr- invaded ur heart chpt 2Zadr- invaded your heart chpt 2 in Romance More Like This
by: blackcat4656 and shania
After Gir put in the movie he sat next to his master on the couch giggling uncontrolabley, Zim looked over at Gir with one anttenai perked "whats so funny?" he asked the small android dog.
Gir smiled "WAFFLES!!!!". Zim shrugged and looked at the screen after a while of grimicing and watching the hyooman stink meats laugh and go on what they called 'dates' Zim saw a peticular part
in the movie that caught his eye. There was a couple standing on one of those wooden platforms that leads out into the lake a little at sunset when one of the charicters kissed the other quickly
and suprised them, Zim looked at Gir "Gir....what is that?" Gir smirked and looked at his master "what dat? dats a kiss" Zim looked at the humans "why does the other hyooman react like that?" he asked
pausing the video when they first got kissed and made a shocked expression. Gir smiled and giggled "their suprised heehe but sometimes it doesnt turn out go
ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 1 .FAILED.It was the first day of highskool. The students were in the halls, conversing with friends they hadn't seen all summer. There were groups of girls hugging and giggling about their summer flings, and boys punching eachother's shoulders or ruffling eachother's hair in greeting. Their lives were perfectly normal.ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 1 .FAILED. in Romance More Like This
A kid with strange green skin and black hair walked down the hall for the first time since last year. He was wearing the same red shirt, black pants, boots, and gloves he's worn since the fifth grade. He was a junior in highskool, and most of the students knew him well, for they had all gone to the same elementary skool, as well as the same junior high. However, the person who knew him better than anyone was his worst enemy.
"Dib," sneered the boy, stopping at his locker. A few lockers away was another boy, also a junior. He had spikey black hair, pale skin, and glasses that covered his baggy, sleepless eyes. He was dressed in a long, black trench coat, black pants and boots, and
ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 2 .FAILED.Once again, Zim wandered into the cafeteria and sat at Dib's table. Dib growled at him, but Gaz put down her video game and watched him intensly.ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 2 .FAILED. in Romance More Like This
"You can glare at me all you want, Dib," said Zim. "I'm sitting here."
"Then I'll move," said Dib angrily.
"I'll follow you." Dib clenched his fist tightly, but their argument was interrupted by Jessica and her friends again. She was also accompanied by what looked like every girl in the cafeteria. Zim turned to look at them, frowning.
"We sorta told everyone you let us kiss you," Jessica giggled. "Now everyone wants to."
"There's like thirty of you!" Zim said exasperatedly.
"Want us to line up?" said a girl named Sarah. Zim rubbed in between his eyes and stood up.
"Yea, whatever," he said. "Let's get this over with. Quickly!" The girls obeyed and got in a single file line. Sacrifices, Zim thought furiously. Sacrifices to achieve a higher goal... He kissed each girl in turn, but not lingering very long on them. He blinked when Poonchy came up
ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 3 .FAILED.It was late in the night; Zim had finished with Dib a few hours ago, and had fallen asleep with his head on his chest. Dib was wide awake and staring at the ceiling, cold from left over sweat. He hadn't even moved an inch from his position since Zim fell asleep. He looked down at Zim slightly, seeing his messy black hair covering most of his face, and his left hand resting lightly on Dib's abdomen. He had a lump in his throat that appeared after they were done, and it hadn't gone away since. Just then, Zim shifted slightly, stuffing his face into Dib's neck. He still didn't move, his stomach lurching painfully. Tears began to silently fall down the sides of his face, and he cried himself to sleep.ZADR - Best Years of Our Lives prt. 3 .FAILED. in Romance More Like This
The sun rose, and Dib hadn't slept very well. He looked out the window, glaring at a bird sitting on a tree that was chirping loudly. Zim groaned slightly, sitting up and wiping his eyes. He froze and looked at his hands, which now had black smudges on them.
"Aw..." he said disapointedly. He
Zim and Dib Play Slenderdib is on his computer, and zim comes in through the window, quietly as always, but with no INTENTION of scaring dib. dib looks kinda pale as he's staring wide eyed at his comuter screen, focusing on whatever he's doing.Zim and Dib Play Slender in Humor More Like This
dib: jesus christ, zim! why do you always DO that?!?
zim: i didn't mean to. i'm bored.
dib: (quickly turning back to the computer, eyes widen again and he whimpers very softly) now's NOT a good time!
zim: why? what are you doing?
dib: zim, SHUT. UP. i can't-- SHIT!
zim: (looks bewildered as he moves closer and looks over dib's shoulder at the computer screen.) what is this?
dib: zim, i swear to god...
zim: answer me.
dib: it's a GAME, and if you keep bugging me, i'm gonna die!
zim: what are you supposed to do? why is it all dark? what's with the trees?
zim: zim asked a question.
dib: alright alright... but i can't pause this damn thing... shit... i'm supposed to collect 8 pages, but i'm being stalked by-- MOTHER FUCKER!!
Dib and Zim Play SCP Containment Breachdib is on his computer, looking extremely concentrated, brow furrowed and biting his lip. zim crawls through his window, completely unnoticed. zim approaches dib silently.Dib and Zim Play SCP Containment Breach in Humor More Like This
zim: hey stink-meat.
dib: (jumps, and there is a crack sound that came out of dib's computer speakers) AAH!!
zim: what are you doing?
dib: dammit zim! why do you always DO that?!? you made me die!
zim: (fearful) are you playing that slender game again?
dib: (turns back to his computer) no, this is a completely different game.
zim: (looks over dib's shoulder) is it scary?
dib: well, let's put it this way... if you couldn't handle slender, you won't be able to handle this.
zim: zim can handle anything.
dib: this is when i wish i was video recording when i was playing slender that night. then i could play it back for you to show you how much of a pussy you were.
zim: i do not care about kitty cats!
dib: no, z-- uuuugh... okay, i'll show you this game. but you better not distract me. this is much harder than slender.
Where's My Hero? Chapter 3Chapter 3 (Misaki)Where's My Hero? Chapter 3 in Drama More Like This
Misaki felt weird the entire day.
'I'll get him one day.'
He couldn't stop thinking of what Sumi had said. It almost scared him. He couldn't
shake the feeling that Sumi had a seriousness to the statement, a sureness. Each time he
thought about it, it sounded more and more sinister, but, Misaki thought, it was probably
just his imagination.
'I'm just jumpy because of stupid Usagi-san this morning. Sumi isn't some movie
villain; he was just joking,' Misaki reassured himself, and it helped, a bit.
By the end of the school day he had almost forgotten the comment completely and
instead looked to his night, which he knew would be filled by a particular perverted
rabbit. He expected to walk out of the building with Sumi and see him standing outside
his car like usual.
Instead of the sleek red sports car he had grown so accustomed to, there was a
smaller black car. A
Where's My Hero? Chapter 2Chapter 2 (Usagi)Where's My Hero? Chapter 2 in Drama More Like This
Usagi sat down heavily at the table. He hated when Misaki left for school, it was
always so quiet without him stomping around, and quiet was not a good thing to have when
he still had so many pages to type for his next book.
Usagi sighed and looked over his half finished breakfast. Misaki's food. He didn't
like eating alone, but passing up food made by the kid was unthinkable. As he started to
sluggishly chow down he was reminded of the morning again, and the little rat of a
'Why is Misaki so forgiving?' He thought in less intelligent terms than usual (due to
his tired brain). 'He's going to get himself hurt.'
He paused, putting down his chopsticks, 'I have to admit that nothing has happened
since then, but that doesn't mean I can forgive the brat...'
The phone managed to startle him awake again. The first thing he looked at was the
clock, hoping for a moment that Misaki was calling for a ride.
He shook his head a little
Where's My Hero? Chapter 5Chapter 5 (Misaki)Where's My Hero? Chapter 5 in Drama More Like This
Misaki once again found himself trapped and panicked in the Usagi mansion.
He had been thrown into a third floor bedroom that Haruhiko had said was
"specifically prepared for him". Misaki had found quickly that it was pretty specific,
and VERY prepared.
The room had a small cafe table near the window with two chairs on either side. On
the table was a beautiful arrangement of roses (eerily the same color he had given to
Usagi when he first met Haruhiko) and a basket of strawberries and cherries. This was
obviously a small attempt to make him feel comfortable or happy, but it gave an opposite
effect, scaring Misaki from going anywhere near the table.
An open closet revealed a line of hung up clothing, all Misaki's size. They were
close to what he liked to wear, some were even exact copies of his clothes at home. It
was all too creepy to Misaki.
'How does he even know my size?' Misaki thought.
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"Tell me where Misaki is."
Sumi sipped his tea and sighed, "I'm not stupid, Usami-sensei. We had a deal, and
I know if I tell you now you'll be out the door before I can blink."
He leaned back in the seat and smirked at Usagi, "Don't worry, I'll tell you
after we have a little fun."
Usagi gritted his teeth.
"How do I know you'll tell me," he growled, "or that you even know anything at
"Thats the beauty of it. You don't know. You'll just have to trust me," Sumi
Usagi's glass of tea shattered in his grip.
"This isn't a game! Misaki could be in trouble and you're just going to treat it
like a game of keep away," Usagi shouted, finally losing his temper.
Sumi simply sipped his tea again, completely unaffected.
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Usagi sped down the road towards the Usami Mansion in his car. He had already
called the place twice and had gotten increasingly upset at the lack of answer. Now he
was on his third try and still got nothing.
"Dammit," he said again, throwing the phone back.
'I should have known,' he scolded himself silently, 'I was there.'
If Haruhiko had Misaki, if he was too late and Misaki was...
He couldn't finish the thought. His bloody hands clenched the wheel tight and
slammed on the gas. He was aware he was going much too fast but didn't care. He didn't
care that his hand hadn't stopped bleeding, or that he hadn't eaten or slept and felt
dizzy He only cared about Misaki and how he had let him down.
'I should have known,' he repeated.
It was almost midnight wh
Where's My Hero? Chapter 4Chapter 4 (Usagi)Where's My Hero? Chapter 4 in Drama More Like This
Usagi waited at home for an hour before realizing something was really wrong. His
little nap ended up being a very long sleep making him not only behind in work, but also
miss "Misaki pickup time". So, he had waited for the boy to come home like usual (this
wasn't the first time he had missed it; Misaki would just walk). He never came.
He had woken up about a half hour after Misaki usually got out of classes; he had
searched the apartment but found no sign that Misaki had been home at all. It worried him
right off. Immediately turning to the phone, he tried Misaki's cell phone ready to find
Misaki either with his friends, studying (though that was a stretch for Misaki), or maybe
just caught at a busy store. Instead he heard a ringing in Misaki's bedroom.
"That idiot left his phone here," Usagi sighed in small annoyance at Misaki's
After so much time waiting he started feeling very anxious. Misaki w
Where's My Hero? Chapter 10Chapter 10 (Misaki)Where's My Hero? Chapter 10 in Drama More Like This
Misaki was getting tired.
Between all the fighting and crying, he had really wore himself out. He couldn't
find a clock in the room but he had been sitting by the window watching all the light
fade out of the sky. He stopped crying after a while, but only because he started to have
trouble keeping his eyes open, but he was afraid to sleep.
He looked at the door again.
Haruhiko still hadn't come in.
'Maybe I could move something in front of the door.'
He almost smacked himself for not thinking of it earlier. Getting to his feet,
still stiff from sitting on the floor, he grabbed a chair placed at the small table near
the wall and headed to the door. Before he could place it under the doorknob he heard
Panicked, he left the chair and ran silently across the room to the bed (a skill
he had developed from escaping Usagi's room while he slept), pulled the sheets over his
head, and tried to stop
Where's My Hero? Chapter 8Chapter 8(Tanaka)Where's My Hero? Chapter 8 in Drama More Like This
Tanaka stifled tears as he left Misaki's room. He locked it quickly and turned away trying to regain himself. Hearing the sobs from the other side of the door, he had to retreat to the bathroom to avoid anymore guilt.
The whole situation made him feel sick.
Haruhiko had told him not to mention Akihiko's visit to the boy, and to not let him out of his room; both he had followed. Tanaka hated himself for following the directions, but he could do nothing else.
Tanaka had noticed Haruhiko's chase after the boy, but paid it very little mind. Haruhiko must have know he had to give up at some point, at least, thats what Tanaka had hoped. He had thought it was over after Akihiko had told Haruhiko to back off, but lately he had been more obsessed than ever. Tanaka had also noticed a greater despise for Akihiko in Haruhiko's voice as well, but had again hoped it would wear off. He had started worrying after a while, but he had never thought Haruhiko
Where's My Hero? Chapter 7Chapter 7 (Misaki)Where's My Hero? Chapter 7 in Drama More Like This
Misaki didn't hear anything that had happened down stairs.
He sat on the floor, staring out of the barred window, watching as the sun started to drift behind the mountains. Bright shades of orange and purple spread across the sky in sunset; it reminded him of Usagi’s eyes.
"Usagi-san..." he sniffed.
He had been crying. After the thought that no one would be able to find him and what Haruhiko would do to him, he broke down in tears. Huddled into the corner, it had to taken a solid 20 minutes to calm down. Now, watching the sunshine fade, he started crying again.
'Usagi's not coming...' he whimpered silently.
Footsteps outside the door interrupted his thoughts. He froze, watching the door fearfully. There was a click, a pause, and the door opened. Misaki breathed a small sigh seeing it was only Tanaka carrying a tray of food.
"Sebast-," Misaki caught himself, "Seb-...T-Tanaka."
Takano didn't reply. He looke
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Usagi felt sick.
The sun had just set on the city as Usagi made his way towards Sumi's house, and
with each passing moment his chest tightened. Feeling trapped and lost was not something
Usagi was used to.
As he stopped at a street light he reached for his phone and gave the apartment
one final call, hoping Misaki would pick up and all this could be over. Though after a
few second of listening to the continuous beeps, he threw it over on his empty
passenger's seat. It was hard to think that Misaki wasn’t at home, he was always
home at this time of night...Usagi’s hand absentmindedly ran through his hair, and
he noticed his fingers shaking slightly against his skull. He quickly returned the hand
to the steering wheel and sighed.
'Where could he be?' Usagi thought.
He hadn't noticed the light changed until there was a small honk behind him, and
he drove on.
It was all just too much. This wasn't like when Misaki had go
'IB' - Chapter Eight'IB' - Chapter Eight in Horror More Like This
Dib’s hurried pace soon slowed to a steady walk as he got closer to Zim’s base. He delayed getting there as he was both afraid and nervous of what he may find here. He actually started to second guess if this was the best thing to do, but he arrived before he knew it. Once it were visible across the road from him, Dib stopped and stared at it for a short time. He drew in a deep breath, whispering unsure words of encouragement before starting closer towards it.
Zim's base looked pretty similar on the outside, except for where his gnomes keeping his house protected had been destroyed. Though, it did seem to have an eerie aura around it which was something that hadn’t been present in the past.
Dib had made it to the front door now, staring upon it as if there were something fairly interesting about it. In reality, he was just preparing himself for what he was sure would be a quite shocking sight. Finally, he pushed the door open and flicked on the lights wi
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Dib stared at Zim wide-eyed in panic as he approached him slowly, backing up a few clumsy steps before bumping into the fence behind him. He looked over his shoulder and eye it, dreading the fact that he had to climb the damned thing if he wanted to avoid the same fate his teacher had met.
After glancing back at Zim another time, seeing that he was getting closer to him quicker than he thought, he turned and faced the fence and backed up a few steps. He drew a shaky breath before running at it and making a leap as he got close to the fence, grunting as he hit it and started his desperate climb.
A screech of obvious rage exploded from the hobbling being that was trailing far behind his escaping form. “IB!!!!” The name practically pierced through the air as wild eyes, even through those contacts, locked onto him frighteningly and his arms outstretched in a dire want to rip the other from the rusty chained fence.
The screech shook the boy, causing his grip to sli
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After several minutes of just staring at the computer in complete terror, Dib turned to the platform and headed towards it. He shut off the lights on his way out, the computer’s bright monitor illuminating the room now. His head turned to look back at it, nodding once as if to thank it before stepping onto the plate in front of him. The platform rose again for him to take him back upstairs into the wreckage. Now he had an answer as to what happened and why Zim was behaving like he was. The better question was, would he regret seeing that though; seeing the complete self-destruction of his now former worst enemy and now current worst nightmare?
The thing that made seeing that video so traumatizing was that he had actually grown to some what care about Zim. Yes, they were enemies both out to stop each other at every turn, but before Zim, he didn’t have a reason to get up every day and go to school. Zim was everything he had always wanted; an alien that had found
'IB' - Chapter Five'IB' - Chapter Five in Horror More Like This
As Dib stood outside of his home, he couldn't help the overwhelming loneliness that washed over him. After the neighbours reaction, he highly doubted anyone would take him seriously. Not like they had taken him seriously before anyway.
On top of the extreme aloneness, the boy was feeling a massive amount of paranoia. His house had proven to be just as dangerous a place to be now, and after seeing how easily and quickly Zim could infiltrate it, he realized he would never feel at peace inside of it. He would always be looking around himself, checking to make sure he was truly alone.
Dib took only small, slow steps towards the house now, his eyes flicking everywhere as he scanned for any threats. He was quite jumpy now though, so when a small leaf flew by him he jumped backwards a step and let out a high pitched scream. He began to breathe rapidly until realizing it was just a leaf before taking a deep breath and staring forward again, his eyes continuing to scan his environm
'IB' - Chapter One'IB' - Chapter One in Horror More Like This
So here it is! I am finally working on this for those of you who've been so patient. I am working on making this flow a bit better so please excuse its immense length since I have been adding a lot. I hope you guys enjoy chapter one and the rest of the story once I can get around to posting it! I am writing Dib's parts and Invader-Neo is writing Zim's. I haven't edited much of hers because she writes like a boss!
Everyone in the skool building knew it was a scientific law that when there was Zim, there was always oddities and inevitably, screaming. These screams were usually on resulting in either anger and denial at anything that could have been brought to his attention that he felt were threatening to his position and mission, or from absolutely anything that came out of his arch enemy's, Dib's, mouth. And both these oddities and screams were the very things that defined what Zim was to these humans as much as his PAK defined him as an Irken. He had
'IB' - Chapter Six'IB' - Chapter Six in Horror More Like This
Resolve came in the form of first sunlight beaming through the shattered hole that was at one point a window. It immediately melted away the shadows and extinguished the coolness that the night had brought. Everything was completely visible now and revealed to the paranoid human.
However, even after the sun had come up, Dib took a while to convince himself that there wasn't actually anything there, and that it had all just been a crazy delusion in his head. After several more minutes of watching everything around him, he had finally convinced himself that he was alone now, which actually relaxed him and made him realize how tired he actually was. It was too late to try and sleep now though since he had to get ready for another dreadful day of school.
He didn't try too hard, though, as he decided to stay in the bloodied and torn cloths from the night before and only ran his hands over his hair in an attempt to smooth it out. He was far too tired and stressed to be concerned
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Soon all of Zim's tremors just seemed to halt. He pulled himself back up onto all fours, extending his head up with his neck still cocked at an awkward angle so he could see Dib's face. He parted his lips into the grin again, beginning to screech out in a single laughter with that eerie 'e' sound again.
The sight of that haunting grin seemed to paralyze the boy as he slowly let himself down to the floor, wrapping himself in a fetal position as he rocked himself very stiffly as if to comfort himself. Violent shivers also shook him as the cackle rung in his ears as they only intensified the dread he was already feeling.
Zim slowly began to drag himself over to him, seeing him as wounded prey now. His limbs still had trouble taking turns, looking even more like a creature in dire need of an exorcism.
Dib's eyes expanded as the other drew closer to him. He didn't blink now since in his mind, blinking only made him made him more vulnerable than he already was, even though he wo
ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane"Oh come on, Zim, stop being such a baby," Dib said in annoyance, dragging Zim by an arm toward his house.ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm not being a baby!" Zim protested, digging his heels into the ground to try and stop Dib from pulling him forward. "I just don't feel like telling your father about us! What if he doesn't take it well?"
"Oh, you know he likes you."
"But what if he reacts negatively to the news that his son is well "
"If he really loves me, he won't care if I'm gay." Dib gave Zim's arm an extra hard tug and got him to start walking again. "Look, we need to get this over with. He knows I've been going out with someone. And he thinks you're a very nice, smart person. He's my father; he's going to accept me no matter what."
"Well, okay but if something bad happens, I'm blaming you," Zim said, finally walking on his own. He pulled his arm out of Dib's grip and folded them across his chest.
"And we're going to tell him the whole truth," Dib went on as he opened the door.
ZaDR - Gay Chicken"This is a game called Gay Chicken!" Keef said happily, putting his arms around Zim and Dib's shoulders and grinning.ZaDR - Gay Chicken in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zim's eye twitched and Dib ducked out from under the arm, fairly disturbed. "Okay how do you play it?"
"The first person to get creeped out loses," Keef explained. He ran his hand down the side of Dib's face.
"AH!" Dib jolted back and tripped, falling hard on his back. His glasses tilted and hung off of one ear, looking like they would fall at any moment.
"You lose!" Keef shouted.
Zim laughed at Dib before offering him a hand to help him up. It was currently recess, and bored, the two had decided to talk to an old friend and ask him advice on what they should do. They were regretting it now.
"So basically, we feel each other up and the first one to freak out loses?" Zim asked to make sure.
Keef nodded eagerly.
Zim smirked. "Dib-thing, would you like to play with Zim?"
Dib blushed, pushing his glasses a little further up his nose, and nodded.
Zim decided to start o
ZaDR - Bullied"Look at him over there," Chunk said, nudging Torque and pointing at Dib. The teenager was leaning close to his desk, extremely focused on writing something. "The report's not even due for a week what a nerd."ZaDR - Bullied in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey, you know what we should do?" Torque replied. He stopped lifting weights for a second and put them on his desk. "We should beat him up after class."
"Hmm well, it's been a while since I slammed a nerd's face into a locker," Chunk commented, nodding.
"Class is over in ten minutes. We'll get him on the way to lunch." Torque chose a ten-pound weight and started lifting that in one hand, watching Dib with distaste.
Dib finished writing, looked over the paper, and nodded, taking out his laptop to start writing the final draft.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the classroom, Zim was leaning back in his seat with his feet propped up on the desk and a notebook on his knees, mostly doodling instead of writing like he was supposed to be. He glanced at the teacher, but she w
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That Dib-child just made Zim so furious sometimes. If it weren't for that monkey, he would have taken over this wretched planet years ago. And it didn't help matters that they were in Hi-Skool by now and Dib was almost seven feet tall. Insanely tall compared to the short Invader. Zim, of course, hated Dib even more because of that.
By now they had reached some sort of mutual agreement; neither was capable of winning their endless battle. They were just too evenly matched somehow. They had also discovered that if either were to be permanently defeated, the other would most likely end up depressed and lose their drive.
So actual physical battles ceased to be about a year ago. Now they just insulted each other across the classroom or threw stuff at each other. No different than any other Hi-Skool rivalry, really.
It was the worst time of the year right now. Winter. Temperatures dropped to below freezing and frozen water fell from the sky. Harsh winds blew. It was
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Zim glared out the window of his house at the deadly white flakes drifting down. They looked so harmless and almost serene. If it wasn't for the fact that they were nothing more than frozen water, which could cause severe burns unless he was prepared. Since he didn't want to take a paste bath, though, he was staying inside where it was toasty warm and waiting until the snow stopped.
GIR was outside building a snowman while MiniMoose looked for rocks to use for the facial features. GIR waved at Zim. "Mastah, come outside! Please?" His voice was loud enough that it was easily heard from inside.
For about the tenth time in the past few minutes, Zim shook his head. "No GIR! The snow can burn me, remember?"
"Then wear a hoodie!"
"A hoodie?" Zim hadn't thought of that. "Computer, my jacket."
Computer threw a red, hooded jacket at him. Its left chest pocket was marked with the irken insignia. He pulled it on and zipped it all the way up, then laid his ante
ZaDR - The ParkIt was a sunny Saturday. The air was warm and there was a light breeze. Dib decided to go to the park. And of course, he dragged his favorite little alien along.ZaDR - The Park in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't understand your fascination with plants," Zim commented as he grudgingly walked next to the tall human. "Sure, they're pretty. But they don't really have much purpose "
"Don't have much purpose?" Dib repeated. "Dude, they take in harmful carbon dioxide and emit oxygen. Humans breathe oxygen."
"Oh, right. Wait, this is oxygen we're breathing?" Zim looked surprised by this bit of information. "Huh."
Dib sighed. "Didn't you pay attention in science class for the last " He counted the number of years Zim has been here, "Five years?"
"Nope. I already knew all of it and I BSed the tests." Zim leaned down to examine a bee as it alighted on a flower, sucking out the nectar. A thin film of pollen coated its fat body.
"You know, because of a bee's ratio of wing surface area to body weight, they shouldn't even be able
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2A few weeks passed, and soon, it was time to vote for homecoming king and queen. Dib managed to convince Zim that they should vote for someone other than themselves, since that wasn't very modest. After much deliberation, they agreed to cast both of their votes on Zita and her boyfriend. Dib even managed to keep Zim from demanding to know who voted for him afterward.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day of the dance came. Since they were candidates, they had to go to all of the events before the actual dance, such as the pep rally, basketball, and football games. Though they weren't interested in sports, they agreed anyway. They didn't have much choice, and besides, the pep rally might be fun. It was where the king and queen would be crowned.
"Or king and king," Zim reminded Dib as they walked to the gym. They were already wearing their semi-formal clothes, having changed right after their last class.
"Or king and king," Dib agreed. They entered the gym. Since they were candidates, they had their own area where th
ZaDR - JealousyZim glared at Dib from across the lunch room. The teenager was talking happily with Gretchen, completely ignoring Zim.ZaDR - Jealousy in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zim clenched his fists under the table as an unidentifiable emotion boiled in him, white-hot. It certainly wasn't jealousy. Of course not. Why did he care if Dib was talking to the females? He didn't care at all. It kept him distracted. So he could work on an evil plan without being noticed. Or something.
He shoved his tray of school food aside and took a blueprint out of his PAK, spreading it out and drawing on it, humming loudly, watching Dib out of the corner of his eye.
Dib glanced at him and made a move as if to get up, then changed his mind and relaxed again, looking back at Gretchen. She smiled at him, flashing her perfect teeth; years of heavy-duty dental work had finally paid off. She didn't have braces anymore and her overbite was gone; she was quite beautiful now.
Zim growled to himself and put the blueprint away. Time for Plan B. He reached down to pi
Random IZ ThingOkay, yeah, this is going to be a really weird story so I hope you're prepared for it! Just a little taste of some of the most RANDOM stuff that flies through my possibly insane and high school corrupted mind. So with that's being said, let us begin!Random IZ Thing in Short Stories More Like This
"Okay Zim, you ready?" Purple asked, holding a microphone.
"Yes I am," Zim replied, also holding a microphone. Half of the communications screen was black and words were starting to scroll up it. Music was playing.
"Now wait, I'm first."
"Which lines are mine? The blue ones?"
"No, you're red, I'm blue!"
The words started highlighting.
"I can show you the world," Purple sang. "Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me princess; now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes; take you wonder by wonder. Over, s
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 6It took Dib 20 minutes longer than usual to get to his house, but it seemed much longer than even that. Each step had been torture since pretty much every human was staring at the high alien; even though half of them looked much weirder.Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 6 in Short Stories More Like This
Dib opened the door to the Membrane household then tugged the alien inside. He finally relieved Zim of the trench coat wrapped around his head after he'd closed the door. He sighed in relief that had been much harder than he'd expected. The human walked over to the couch to sit down, completely content with letting Zim do whatever until he wasn't high anymore.
"Where are the snacks?!" Zim yelled right before Dib could sit down.
Dib let out another sigh, though this time it was more aggravated. "They're in the kitchen." He replied gently.
"Can we watch a MOVIE?!" Zim asked suddenly becoming very hyper once more.
"Fine what do you want to watch?" Dib asked, rubbing at his temples agitatedly. He felt like he was babysitting a 5 year old.
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 1 Tallest Purple lounged on his usual chair staring boredly at the ceiling. "Why is being tallest suddenly so boring, Red?" He asked the other tallest, who was currently hovering next to the control panel.Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 1 in Short Stories More Like This
Tallest Red tapped at his lower lip with a claw as he thought. He couldn't think of anything, usually being tallest was exciting but today just turned out to be slow. "Maybe we're not torturing the shorters enough." He said finally after a long pause.
"Nah, we've done that today but it's just not fun anymore." Purple grumbled rolling to his side to look at Red. "But something's missing did we run maintenance on the massive?" he asked, his left "eyebrow" raising.
"Yes, we did." Red sighed leaning against the nearby wall out of boredom. "Something IS missing, but I don't know what." The first i
Dying Tonight-ZaDr "Dib?" asked a strangely soft voice over the device in the human's hand.Dying Tonight-ZaDr in Fantasy More Like This
"What is it space-boy?" Dib asked spitefully. He hated the irken, and how the alien had gotten his phone number was beyond him.
"Dib, Do you think," There was a short pause and a shuddered breath could be heard from the cell phone, "Dib do you think I'm a good invader?" The irk finally asked.
"What does that have to do with anything?" The human asked irritatedly after a long pause. The alien was always so vague and it ticked him off almost as much as the alien's screaming.
"I just have to know." Zim replied softly, trying to keep his voice level and calm.
"Well if you must know, I think you're a horrible invader and I wish yo
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 5 With that decision Zim danced his way through the crowd and towards the utterly confused human. There were no words to describe how messed up Zim was at this point; he was seeing floating pandas and everything was really bright and colorful to him. He stumbled over someone else's feet, and fell on his stomach in front of someone. He giggled when he realized it was the Dib who had been so lucky as to have him fall in front of him, and he latched onto his leg.Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 5 in Short Stories More Like This
"Hiiiiiii, hyuuuuman. I missed yoooooooou." He said, nuzzling his cheek against the other's boot.
"Zim?" Dib asked, glancing down at the alien confusedly. The irken was overly happy and seemed to be disoriented, he was also not wearing his disguise which both confused and frightened the human for some reason. What the heck was wrong with him? He bent down and picked the alien up by his shou
Always-ZaDr Chapter 2 Dib stood outside the not so conspicuous green house that harbored the irken he wanted to be miles away from. What Zim had said had bothered him..and bothered him..and bothered him..and now he stood there thinking to himself. The alien's demeanor had changed...their usual schedule had been practically destroyed, torn apart, stomped on, then lit on fire. The irken had almost seemed organized in his plot against the human and it scared the teen a little. He bit nervously at his lip piercings, looking uncertainly at the door that was only a couple of paces away.Always-ZaDr Chapter 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He almost wanted to abort the "mission" in finding out what the irken wanted, though he was a stubborn human. Two parts of him were battling it out, one side urging him to continue, not wanting him to run home with his tail between his legs, and the other begging him to do the opposite. He wasn't sure what side to follow but he was lean
Always-ZaDr Chapter 3 "I already told you that I'm not giving up," Dib growled in response and he felt his hand twitch in the direction of the irken, he craved to choke that stupid attitude out of the alien. At least it was a normal emotion and the irken's body language was in routine. The only thing that was off was that they weren't on the ground throwing punches at each other yet.Always-ZaDr Chapter 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The irken smirked some, that wasn't exactly what he'd wanted the human to say but it was so predictable..so Dib-like. He started to walk around the human's tense form..circling him much like a predator did to it's prey, "Why?" he asked simply, "Why don't you give up Dib-thing?" he asked, being sure to stay in the human's personal space. He was going to tug at this stupid worm-baby's emotions until he broke...the alien was not going to back down this time.
The human gave frustrated groan
Always-ZaDr Chapter 5 Dib had to use all of his concentration to keep from allowing his jaw to drop when he heard that. He kept his expression stoic, and remained silent for a moment.Always-ZaDr Chapter 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He understood why the irken would come up with that kind of solution...but why did he have to? Why couldn't the alien have chosen something more pleasant like cutting off his finger or something?
He didn't want to kiss Zim because first off he'd never kissed anyone before and didn't plan on it, and second off..this was an alien. He didn't know what horrible and creepy things lurked on the irken's lips.
He glanced at them through his peripheral vision a small shudder of disgust raking through his body. He didn't want his lips anywhere near the irken let alone on Zim's lips.
When his statement
Always-ZaDr Chapter 4 "I can't," Dib said, although his voice shook lightly. He was unsure of himself and that was a rarity. Usually there would have been no self doubt, no worry at all, but now...Zim had struck too close to home too many times that day.Always-ZaDr Chapter 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You can," Zim replied, his claws curling possessively around the breaking human's shoulders. He was so close to victory that he could feel it in his lekku, just one more low blow and he would have his rival on his knees. "Just give in," he said, the dark smirk which was resting on his lips widening with the command.
The human closed his eyes and tried not to make the shuddered exhale he let out too noticeable. Could he give in? No, that was the wrong question. Anyone was capable of giving into anything under the right circumstances. The real question was, would he give in? A very small part of him wanted to say yes
Dying Tonight-ZaDr part 3The human was banging loudly on the door to Zim's house, each knock resounding in an almost eery way into the empty base...not even answered by the insane robot who had surely been deactivated the second the irken had died. "ZIM I KNOW YOU'RE HOME, ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR!" He screamed, trying and once again failing to kick the electronically locked barrier. "DAMNIT!" He yelled furiously as he plopped down on the front step. Why wouldn't the alien answer his door? Usually he at least had Gir try and keep him busy. He sighed, running a hand through his tossled hair, it looked like he was going to have to use a different entrance.Dying Tonight-ZaDr part 3 in Short Stories More Like This
The teen stood up and began circling the house as he looked for at least a window or something that wouldn't be noticed if broken..but it wasn't like anybody would notice if it was the front windows anyway, people on this planet were just plain stupid. Dib gave an exhasperated huff when he found no such window and was about to go back to knocking on the door an
Dying Tonight-ZaDr Part 2 Dib wasn't worried when the little green alien didn't show up for school the next day or the day after that or the day after that. He just thought the insane alien was working on his latest plan to conquer earth. Of course he wasn't worried at all, that was a feeling he reserved for people he cared about. But then why did he have a feeling something bad had happened?Dying Tonight-ZaDr Part 2 in Short Stories More Like This
The mysterious phone call he'd received late that Tuesday wasn't helping with his suspicions. The irken had sounded broken when he'd hung up, almost on the verge of crying; but Irkens didn't cry. He'd never even seen the irken sad or close to being unoptimistic.
Dib gave out a loud sigh, which amazingly went unnoticed by the teacher, and stared at the clock. Ten more minutes and he'd go to Zim's house. He'd vowed to himself that he'd check on Zim today. Not that he was worried
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I was terrified for a moment when I stepped into the tube. Zim could have been easily tricking me to destroy myself, but it’s been so long. Why would he try to kill me now? He tapped some codes into the touch screen thingy. It was all in irken so I had no idea what any of it said. Afterwards, he walked towards the other tube. He looked so worried. With his antenna whimpered to the back of his head, he was the very image of vulnerable. This was crazy. Why did he even want to be able to be human? Maybe it was for a better disguise. I honestly didn’t care much. I wanted to see if it would work. I wondered for a second on why he didn’t just steal a human if that’s all he needed. He hated asking for someone’s help so why not take someone against their will?
Just as all these question jumbled through my spinning head I glanced over at Zim. He was so pinned up in the tube. His shoulders were tightly pressed near his head in a clinch, almost as
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I trusted the scan to work…mostly anyhow. I swallowed as I waited for the light to finish scanning us. Dib seemed more interested and focused on me, instead of his own fate. I mean I DID tell him that nothing would happen to him…which it shouldn't, but still he held no hesitation to just sit there and watch me. Then I felt the morph begin. The sting of the light that blinded my vision was strangely invigorating. I felt that my eyes were being rinsed of all there color then suddenly grew back but a smaller tunnel of vision like my lenses. All the while, my skin was burning. Not like the cooking burn of rain water, but like my skin was melting inside out. I felt my lekkus split at the end and unravel into threads that felt like they were growing all over my head. It did NOT feel good. Thankfully, sense my lekkus have always been damaged to sensitivity from my experimentation days on Irk, it probably hurt a lot less than it could have. The tips
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When I inquired to look at Dib’s body he became unresponsive for a moment but then his jaw seemed to unhinge. “What’s wrong with your face?” I asked, an eyebrow raised.
“N-nothing. I uh…no I don’t think that’s necessary.” Dib stated with large eyes and a cracked voice. Had I asked something strange of him? Irkens had no issue of nudity. It couldn’t be a modesty thing. All the information Gir had researched for me through the TV promptly showed that almost every age of human was open to being nearly naked. All the young and older, female or male; all dressed half naked on the screen of public TV so it couldn’t be a sacred thing. Why was this such an issue for the Dib thing? Unless he was hiding something!! That has to be it! Maybe he DID get hurt somehow in the scanner and said nothing due the excitement of my own breathing issue.
Zim shook his head and leaned closer into Dib’s space. “No,
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"Zim?" he called quietly, not wanting to come too close when the smaller male was still upset.
For a long moment, Dib was only met with silence.
Zim stayed where he was, unmoving, keeping his stare glued to the lazily blinking screen.
Just when the boy came to the conclusion that Zim didn't want to talk to him, after all, and that leaving him alone was a good idea, the alien gave a little huff and turned to face him.
“What is it?”
Zim was still tense, Dib could tell, seemingly willing to listen but still bothered by all of this. It glared from the dissatisfied expression in those smooth, green features, a frown pulling at his lips. Dib hesitated, unable to find the right words to say, no matter how much he tried.
“I... about this... I wanted...” He cleared his throat, struggling with the returning embarrassment that quickly colored his pale cheeks. “I didn't mean to upset you. Really, I didn't. If I went too far, I apologize.” Not that Dib really...
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Just as Zim had dreaded, Dib's fit lasted well over two hours, which the boy spent curled into a tight little ball on the floor, clutching at his head and occasionally giving a few muffled sobs.
And the entire time, the alien sat with him, watching that he kept breathing and that he wouldn't end up having spasms and injuring himself. It rarely happened, but Zim knew it was probably best to be on the safe side.
At least, Dib wouldn't remember any of this. Once he woke, he would be tired, confused and sometimes, understandably, frightened. That, however, could usually be fixed with a good night's sleep and some distraction.
Of his attacks or whatever happened during them, Dib never had any memories.
And it probably was best that way.
At long last, the boy stirred, a muffled whimper on his lips as he uncurled and rolled over onto his back. Unsteady hands rubbed at his eyes as Dib blinked and tried to get his eyes to focus.
“Finally awake, Dib-thing?”
Zim's voice was low
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For the umpteenth time, Zim found himself sighing as he tried to concentrate on the checkups he wanted to do, on the station's operating system. Concentration was hard to hold on to, however, when he found his eyes drifting over to where Dib lay, on one of the padded, pink benches to sleep off the stress. The boy had cried for nearly an hour straight, only stopping when exhaustion got the better of him and the alien had to help move him to a spot where he could rest.
Shaking his head, Zim tried to go back to running system checks while the human slept. There was nothing else to do for the alien.
He managed a full five minutes more before he threw up his arms with a frustrated huff, simply switching the station's main computer on to run a standard diagnosis instead of making a more thorough, manual checkup. Slowly and stealthily, as not to rouse the resting human, Zim drew closer, taking a seat just next to Dib to watch him instead of the screens.
Even in sleep, the boy's face was drawn
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„Come back here, filthy human! How DARE you take what's ZIM'S!“ Dib laughed triumphantly, holding his loot to his chest while he ran down the corridors of Zim's lab, in hopes of escaping his pursuer.
„It's mine now, Zim! Deal with it!“ He cried, skidding around a corner and running towards the large storage rooms. Maybe he could hide in between the boxes and shelves long enough to make good use of the stolen package in his arms. Zim was close on his heels though, easily matching his speed.
The alien caught up with him just when he ran through the open storage room doors. With a roar, Zim leaped forward, knocking Dib over with the impact of his smaller body. They tumbled to the floor, not even stopping for a second before starting to roll across the ground, both fighting for the upper hand. „Give it back to Zim!“
„Never, spaceboy! It's mine now! You took all the others!“
As usual, it was an earnest, but somewhat
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Setting up the lab was done very quickly and after barely a few hours, it was good to go and able to accommodate two or more 'guests'.
They had modified one of the already existing cells – or was 'cage' a more appropriate name for it? - to be secure even from an Irken's abilities. Despite Zim's claims that Skoodge was a rather useless specimen of his species, they figured it was better to be safe than sorry.
There was no need to bother much with higher security or strengthening the restrains for a human. No human being would be able to break out of the highly advanced Irken technology. Leave some damage? Maybe. But not enough to bother with.
An Irken invader, however, no matter how incompetent, would have the equipment to break out of a simple cell. So in order to prevent that, there were some upgrades needed. Dib had his doubts that the minor alterations Zim made to the cell's programming and the odd little device he had placed just outside of it would suffice, but the seriousne
LxReader - Part 7 - Sweet TasteDespite L's reluctance, you were the one driving again. Your hands were shaking on the wheel. You now had a carrier of the virus with you. In the back, you could hear her tell L that she could kill anyone she wanted to now. Her father wasn't there to keep her grounded anymore and it worried you. Maki was close to the edge. You wondered what her father's death had to be like for her. You had seen death before and it never affected you like this. It had to have been different. It had to have been horrible.LxReader - Part 7 - Sweet Taste in Romance More Like This
L's automated chair, constructed into the crepe truck, shifted so that he was seated next to you. Amazingly, his knees were still pulled up under his arms. "I was able to uncover more information before leaving. The group is called Blue Ship. They are supposed to be radical environmentalists. During the break in, you may have noticed a man with a scar. That one was different. He was a terrorist using them as a cover." He paused before continuing, a finger in his mouth. "However, K is n
LxReader - Part 5 - Want a Crepe?You arrived at the airport to see a crowd full of people, but there were none that you could discern as L. After collecting some light luggage, you pushed your way through the bombardment of travelers. You looked to the people holding signs for their loved ones to make themselves more noticeable, but none were calling for you. You must have waited a good twenty minutes or even a half an hour trying to find L. Even if you didn't know what he looked like, he would make himself apparent to you in some way. But no. He was nowhere to be found.LxReader - Part 5 - Want a Crepe? in Romance More Like This
You begrudgingly carried your things out onto the curb. Maybe he just had not arrived yet. Even if he didn't, you feared, you could always pay for a hotel room, as costly as that may be for a college student with rather expensive tastes. Before you even crossed the street, you were startled into a halt by an unusual sight: there was a crepe truck just outside of the airport. You scanned the truck, aiming to find some clue as to why it might be there.
LxReader - Part 4 - Yucky DiseasesIt's been months since your last mission with L, but you didn't mind. You have successfully completed your first year of college and you felt like you were all that closer to getting your degree and reaching your dream. The plan was to catch a plane home to spend the summer with your family. With a friend driving you, you got as far as the airport before you were totally taken back with memories … and you didn't like it. You loved your family, but the reason why you went out of state for college was because you wanted to taste adventure. You wanted something better. Going back home, even for the summer, felt like a humongous step back to you.LxReader - Part 4 - Yucky Diseases in Romance More Like This
You breathed out deeply as you sat in your seat, waiting for it to be time to head out onto the plane. Your cell phone shocked you out of your stupor, but you didn't recognize the number. Cautiously, you answered. "Hello?"
"(Your name). I request your assistance again." You could recognize that synthetic voice anywhere. It was L. Sti
LxReader - Part 3 - Justice!As the days wore on, you grew more and more tired of this "Ryuzaki". The so-called important discovery he made was that of a missing volume of a manga called Akazukin Chacha. Apparently, you had to see the number of pages missing since that volume was taken out. Then use the numbers on the corpse to count to the different page numbers in the book it was replaced with on the shelf. It didn't end there. With each victim's house, there were more torturous puzzles like that to solve. To be honest, Ryuzaki did most of the work. Really, all of it. You would always have these theories at each house, but Ryuzaki expanded on those, adding in concepts that you didn't even think of. He was being the true detective here. You were just a girl that was being dragged along.LxReader - Part 3 - Justice! in Romance More Like This
It was Christmas Eve and the rest of the world was celebrating while you were working on the most dangerous thing to happen to you in your life. Still, something in your gut told you that something was off even more so abou
LxReader - Part 6 - The VirusYou weaved your way through the streets, tossing back the three passengers behind you. They should have been wearing seat belts. L moved up beside you, attempting to guide your movements. "Cut across this intersection here. Take this ally."LxReader - Part 6 - The Virus in Romance More Like This
"You know, we're not supposed to drive there..."
"Bear with me. We need to lose them." After about ten minutes, the goal was achieved. No one was following you and people were giving surprisingly little attention to a huge, poorly driven Crepe Truck. The children grew closer to L and it became clear that he was very uncomfortable with that, but he let them hold onto him at any rate. "Now take a left at the next turn. Then follow straight into the tunnel."
"W-where are we going now?" you asked.
"My headquarters stationed in Japan. It is an excellent place for recovery and to go over what evidence we have so far."
You nodded in agreement. You looked forward to settling down with L and the two kids. Maki and ... the other one. Even with this new ridicu