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Frowning a bit at Zim's words, Dib opened his mouth as though to argue before stopping himself and merely letting out a small sigh. "But...Oh, okay..." He nuzzled his face back into Zim's chest but this time didn't close his eyes as he let his good arm restlessly find its way up Zim's back to locate his antennae to play with a bit.
The small touch making them flick slightly, Zim jolted a bit at the sudden sensation before relaxing again and letting his eyes fall half-lidded. "Hmmmm..." He sounded out in a quiet purr.
Pulling his hand back at the small flick and jolt, Dib then gently reached his hand back up to take one of the thin appendages between two of his fingers. "S-Sorry..." He blushed as he very gently began to stroke it again in an attempt to distract himself from having to return back to sleep.
"Mmhmmm..." Zim closed his eyes and, careful not to hurt Dib's arm, took his hand to nuzzle softly to his cheek before sighing comfortably.
Cupping Zim's cheek in his palm to stroke ge
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Finally managing to get his coughing somewhat under control for the time being, Dib gasped for air as his hands were now covered in blood and everything hurt thanks to his fever, which had grown even worse than it'd been before. "Z-Zim...I can't move..." He said once he had settled some.
Grabbing some tissue from the side, Zim's eyes grew wide at seeing all the blood before he very carefully took his hand to gently wipe it away. Doing his best not to hurt him in the process, he then looked down at Dib with even more worry than before. "Dib, I'm taking you to a hospital...Right now." He said, getting up to gather a few of his things before leaving.
Eyes snapping wide open at those words, Dib followed Zim's movements with his eyes, watching him as he grabbed his disguise and hurried over to his closet to grab him a clean pair of pajamas just to return and carefully dress him in them before scooping him and the covers around him up into his arms, causing him to let out a pained scream bef
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Taking the glass of water being offered to him with shaking hands, Dib poured it into his mouth just so he could wash it out before spitting it into the toilet and flushing everything down. Slowly pushing himself up onto shaky legs, he then groaned out lowly, still holding his stomach. "Ugh...That hurt..." He said, throat burning and stomach feeling as though it had been impaled.
Moving himself nearer to him, Zim helped him onto his feet and held him up. "Dib. Mmmf...This was...My fault...I..."He looked down at the floor, ashamed.
Wincing as a sharp pain shot through his body from his abdomen, Dib shook his head slowly. "It's okay...It wasn't your fault...You just wanted me to get better." He said before leaning up heavily against Zim.
Trying to keep his balance for a moment, Zim took the glass from Dib and set it onto the floor before wrapping one arm around his back while using his other to scoop Dib's legs up from the floor to hold him again and take him back to the bedroom. Laying
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Nodding his head as though to confirm his own words, Zim continued, feeling just a tad bit worried himself that Dib couldn't remember passing out on him. "Yep. You did. So I lifted you onto the bed...But seeing as you're okay now...Ummm..." He looked off to the side and mumbled quietly. "Mmm...Maybe you should take the medicine? In case something happens again?" he suggested, wanting nothing more than for Dib to get better already.
"Oh..." Dib closed his eyes and pressed himself close to Zim, letting out another tired yawn.
Giving his hair one last stroke and looking over at him, Zim sighed, tempted to cuddle up to him but shaking his head quickly and grabbing the medicine from the side table, holding it in front of Dib and waving it in front of his face a little, gesturing for him to take it. "Mmmmm?" He sounded out, trying to coax the other into taking it now.
Blinking his eyes open to stare at the bottle for a few moments, Dib moved his hand up a bit as though to take it but dropped
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Watching as Zim left with Purple, Dib suddenly felt rather uncomfortable being left alone with only Red, unsure whether he should leave or stay.
Closing the door behind them, Purple then turned to face Zim once they were alone, circling him a few times before slinking up behind him to place two hands with long, slender fingers on his shoulders. "So...Tell me, Zim...You 'like' this Dib-human that Red has been talking about this entire time?" he questioned the other, almost suspiciously.
Zim blushed at having Purple so close. There had been a reason why he preferred to speak with HIM over Red after all, the same reason Red always wanted him gone. "Yes...I like him." he answered back confidently, eyes fixed on anywhere but Purple.
Snaking his arms even more around Zim, Purple then rested his chin on one of
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A couple of hours passed, one right after the other, until finally Dib started to show the first signs of waking back up, though this time for good.
"Mmm...Zim?" he murmured before blinking his eyes open to look around the room.
To his surprise, said Irken was nowhere to be found. He had gone upstairs while Dib was sleeping but hadn't made it back before he woke up.
So, sitting up in bed slowly when he realized Zim wasn't in the bed with him, Dib looked about the room confusedly. "Zim?" he said again, unsure whether he should get up and look for the other or stay put. Squeezing his legs together somewhat uncomfortably, he squirmed about in the covers a bit as the urge to pee hit him all over again, reminding him that he had needed to go the last time he had woken up.
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As Zim continued to sleep on for a while longer, the sweet smell of heated waffles slowly wafted into the living room. "Mmm..." he smiled, licking his lips before then rolling over and crashing onto the floor with a loud thud.
Jumping at the sound of Zim falling onto the floor followed by a pained groan from the other, Dib rushed back over to the entrance to the living room to peek out on the other again. "Zim!" he exclaimed before making his way over to the fallen Irken, kneeling down on the ground next to him to help him back up. "Are you okay?" he asked, sending him a concerned look.
"Mmm..." Zim merely grumbled, snuggling back up to Dib. "Zim is too tired to wake up..." he yawned before hearing his stomach growl loudly, causing his eyes to snap open. "Th-Then again..."he said before offering one of his hands to Dib.
Carefully helping Zim back to his feet, Dib seated him on the couch where he w
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Helping to steady Zim, Dib reached for the blanket he had wrapped Zim in earlier and his trench coat to pull back on. Then, draping the blanket around Zim, he merely scooped him up into his arms. "You shouldn't be walking yet. I'll carry you to the base. Besides, you'll be needing what little energy you do have right now for when we get back to your base. I'm not so sure your computer is going to let me in again." he sighed, dropping his gaze to the ground.
Nodding his head, Zim nuzzled himself into Dib's chest. "Mmm...He'll let us in...You just gotta know how to talk to him. He doesn't take you as an authority figure is all. I bet Gaz could get to him, what with all her gaming knowledge." he said, doing his best to stay awake as he was carried up the stairs to where he saw Gaz waiting for them.
Holding a few suitcases, Gaz's gaze seemed to be
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When Dib offered him the blanket, Zim couldn't help but sigh. This was not what he had actually had in mind though he accepted it still, snuggling into the warmth anyways. "Can you stay with me?" he then asked, looking up at the boy sadly, his eyes begging for Dib to lay down next to him.
"O-Of course! I-I wouldn't leave you..." Dib said quickly, kneeling down near the Irken again and leaning in to press another kiss to his forehead before resting his head on Zim's chest comfortably.
Smiling at this, Zim brought his arms up to wrap around Dib. "Thank you..." he thanked the other before closing his eyes tiredly.
Finding the Irken's neck to nuzzle his face into, Dib responded by placing a gentle kiss there.
Eyes closing all the way now, Zim finally man
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Gaz couldn't take it anymore. She was sick and tired of having to listen to her father complain about every imperfection he found in Dib. So dropping her video game, she couldn't help but send Professor Membrane an icy glare. "Dad, SHUT UP! We ARE lumped together! I'm gay too!" she voiced out before stomping her way over to the stairs to the lab. "If you were home more, you would have known this about us!" she turned to scream back at him before storming down the stairs, just mad enough at Membrane to help Dib save Zim.
Jumping at the sound of his sister stomping down the stairs, Dib quickly turned his head to look back at her. "G-Gaz?" he couldn't believe his eyes as he watched her come up next to him so she could kneel down and take up her own towel to help him dry Zim off.
Glaring back at Dib, Gaz merely snapped at him. "Well, don't just sit
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Leading Dib back to the base, confused as to why it was so quiet but figuring Dib was just being sentimental about something, Zim merely let the others silence slide. "Well, here we are...Uhh...Should I have the computer make you a room? Or would you like to bunk with me?" he asked, looking at Dib questioningly.
Dib finally looked up at Zim at the question. "Ummm...Wh-Whatever you're more comfortable with..." he then looked away to the ground again.
Zim could only look at Dib confused. "Okay...What's wrong now?" he looked worried.
Dib took a few steps back away from the other. "N-Nothing..." he lied.
Zim was really lost now. "Wh-What's wrong?" he asked again, reaching out a little for Dib but pulling back at the last second, sighing and turning towards the house to walk inside, head down. "You can have my room..." he said in a low voice.
Dib took a few more steps away from the door. "M-Maybe I should leave..." he felt uncomfortable now that he was at Zim's base.
"What? NO!" Zim grabbed
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Looking up at Dib guiltily, Zim could only drop his eyes away after a moment. "I'm sorry..." he blushed, knowing he had been getting ahead of himself. "But yeah...I could make you a disguise...You'd have to come back to my base though. The computer has the disguise machine...And...If you wanted...You could stay for a while while you try it out..." he offered, blinking back up at him after a moment or two.
"I-It's alright. I-I just don't want to do something I might regret in the future. But I can go with you to your base if you need me to. A-And if you don't mind, I-I guess I could stay for a few days while I try out the disguise, though I know I won't really be able to go out in public with it."
Smiling at Dib's answer, Zim nuzzled him affectionately. "I understand. So...Shall we go then? Oh! But you might want to pack a few things before we leave..
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Contrary to what Dib thought, Zim could only smile at his words before responding back in a soft voice to him. "But, Dib...Things were different back then. This is special." he leaned in to kiss the boy. "I can wait for this." he assured the other comfortingly.
"Y-You'll be my first...A-And hopefully my only, b-but...But I'm not your first, am I? S-Something was going on between you and your leader, wasn't it? A-At least, something was going on between you two in the past..."
Zim merely chuckled a little, however. "No, Dib. You're not entirely right on that. Yes, I had a fling with my Tallest, before they took over that is...But we never actually HAD sex...We started...But we had never gotten past foreplay." he blushed, a little embarrassed now. "Of course, Pur always hoped we would, so he kept me as an optional mate, which completely infuriate
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"I wanna come with you! Can I come with you?! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Pleeeeeeaaaaaaseeeee!!!!"
"No, Gir. I need to do this alone. Besides...I have another favor to ask you. I don't know how long we have, so if I'm not back in about an hour or so, I want you to go to my house and tell Gaz to take Tak's ship and get as far away from Earth as possible. Please, can you do this for me? A-And tell her that if I don't contact her within 24 hours that chances are I'm dead..." Dib's voice fell with his last statement as he was having a hard time admitting to himself that he may very well die on this mission. "Please, Gir. I just need you to do this for me!" he looked down upon the insane robot with a serious look upon his face.
"Okaaay..." Gir finally gave in before smiling and waving goodbye to Dib as he climbed
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Dib found himself completely frozen again as the other approached him slowly. It was almost as if time had just stopped completely as each step created more and more anticipation and fear. He could hardly even bat an eye as his gaze was glued on to Zim with no intention of looking anywhere else.
Zim took agonizingly slow steps to him, the laughing dying down to weak 'e' sounds of an eerie laugh. He stopped when he had reached him, eyes turning wild almost instantly. He leaned forward and continued that grin of insanity, looking like he was a wrong breath away from a total meltdown. "I...want to....." The rest turned into garbled nonsense, but he paused, as if he were waiting for an answer now.
Dib didn't seem to catch on to this though as he was too intently focused on the other's horrifying expression, sending shivers down his spine the longer he stared at it. He considered running, but of course his body wouldn't even allow him to move a finger as he stood perfectly still
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Resolve came in the form of first sunlight beaming through the shattered hole that was at one point a window. It immediately melted away the shadows and extinguished the coolness that the night had brought. Everything was completely visible now and revealed to the paranoid human.
However, even after the sun had come up, Dib took a while to convince himself that there wasn't actually anything there, and that it had all just been a crazy delusion in his head. After several more minutes of watching everything around him, he had finally convinced himself that he was alone now, which actually relaxed him and made him realize how tired he actually was. It was too late to try and sleep now though since he had to get ready for another dreadful day of school.
He didn't try too hard, though, as he decided to stay in the bloodied and torn cloths from the night before and only ran his hands over his hair in an attempt to smooth it out. He was far too tired and stressed to be concerned
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Dib remained in an almost trance-like state for a few moments as he recalled a few memories of Zim. He took another deep breath before speaking again in a quiet tone. “Zim... He was pretty interesting.”
"Yes? What is his personality like?" The doctor questioned, beginning to write again at the others decision to elaborate more on the subject.
Dib slowly looked back to the doctor, shifting in his seat as he considered the question. “Well, he was loud and obnoxious and would often insult the human race whenever he had the chance to. But, he was very proud of his race and his leaders. He made every attempt to take over Earth even if he failed every time. But I liked that about him...” Dib’s voice trailed off some as his gaze lowered. “I admired that about him actually..”
Dr.Gaul hummed and nodded his head a bit. "Well, I can only chalk this up as more schizophrenia from how you say this. You seem very fond of this little delusion as
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Hearing his voice through the phone was like an echo of my dream. I could feel my face getting flustered. I took a deep breath, waiting for him to respond. I gulped.
"Yes, it's Zim. Listen pig-stink, I need you to do something for me." He was talking like he called all the time! I felt myself getting a little irritated. Almost like all the aggression I had from our past fights were beginning to rumble together in my head, like an earthquake that gradually builds up.
"Hold on a damn second, Zim!" I felt myself getting a little loud so I looked around real quick around my cubicle. Not only had no one seemed to have heard me, it looked like almost everyone had left for lunch. "Just what the hell are you calling me for? And what gives you the right to give me that tone? What the hell's going-" I was cut off by the robot screaming somewhere off into the background. Zim sighed into the phone agitatedly. I could picture him in my head squeezing two of his fingers on the brid
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I was terrified for a moment when I stepped into the tube. Zim could have been easily tricking me to destroy myself, but it’s been so long. Why would he try to kill me now? He tapped some codes into the touch screen thingy. It was all in irken so I had no idea what any of it said. Afterwards, he walked towards the other tube. He looked so worried. With his antenna whimpered to the back of his head, he was the very image of vulnerable. This was crazy. Why did he even want to be able to be human? Maybe it was for a better disguise. I honestly didn’t care much. I wanted to see if it would work. I wondered for a second on why he didn’t just steal a human if that’s all he needed. He hated asking for someone’s help so why not take someone against their will?
Just as all these question jumbled through my spinning head I glanced over at Zim. He was so pinned up in the tube. His shoulders were tightly pressed near his head in a clinch, almost as
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"I.....brought the pizza." was all I could get out. Zim’s alarm system was off, but I don’t know why I just walked inside. Why didn’t I knock? Why didn’t I knock?! Now I was stuck in what felt like time, worse than when Zim actually got me stuck in that time vortex. The skin I couldn’t stop thinking of was in front of me, bare. I couldn’t stop staring. I must have zoned out because I didn’t notice he had moved until he was in my face.
"Dib! Are you alright?" his gloveless hands were on my shoulders, shaking me back and forth slightly, probably trying to bring me back to Earth. "Your huge face is so white! What's wrong?" why was he half naked? Why did he take off his hoodie and his gloves in the livingroom?! No, it was my fault I should have knocked. "Dib-worm!" Zim called out once more.
"I couldn’t find chocolate pizza so I bought chocolate bars too." It was the only thing I could think of saying. It’s what I had
Always-ZaDr Chapter1 The bell for lunch had rang about 15 minutes ago and the entire school had piled into the cafeteria, eager to throw the free lunch down their throats. Which would have been strange to any person with half a brain because the lunch so happened to be a big pile of what could be a mixture of jello and lunch meat that had gone through a blender. Though there were all the humans in front of their plates, gobbling down the screaming pile of waste as though they were a starving man before a feast.Always-ZaDr Chapter1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A certain alien however was not as excited about the 'food', in fact he despised earth food; it was disgusting and he was pretty sure at some point it would jump up and eat him instead of the other way around. He poked at the pile of slime with what the humans would call a spork his stomach lurching slightly when the slop gurgled. He quickly shoved the 'food' aside, no longer wanting it to invade his amaz
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 6It took Dib 20 minutes longer than usual to get to his house, but it seemed much longer than even that. Each step had been torture since pretty much every human was staring at the high alien; even though half of them looked much weirder.Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 6 in Short Stories More Like This
Dib opened the door to the Membrane household then tugged the alien inside. He finally relieved Zim of the trench coat wrapped around his head after he'd closed the door. He sighed in relief that had been much harder than he'd expected. The human walked over to the couch to sit down, completely content with letting Zim do whatever until he wasn't high anymore.
"Where are the snacks?!" Zim yelled right before Dib could sit down.
Dib let out another sigh, though this time it was more aggravated. "They're in the kitchen." He replied gently.
"Can we watch a MOVIE?!" Zim asked suddenly becoming very hyper once more.
"Fine what do you want to watch?" Dib asked, rubbing at his temples agitatedly. He felt like he was babysitting a 5 year old.
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 5 With that decision Zim danced his way through the crowd and towards the utterly confused human. There were no words to describe how messed up Zim was at this point; he was seeing floating pandas and everything was really bright and colorful to him. He stumbled over someone else's feet, and fell on his stomach in front of someone. He giggled when he realized it was the Dib who had been so lucky as to have him fall in front of him, and he latched onto his leg.Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 5 in Short Stories More Like This
"Hiiiiiii, hyuuuuman. I missed yoooooooou." He said, nuzzling his cheek against the other's boot.
"Zim?" Dib asked, glancing down at the alien confusedly. The irken was overly happy and seemed to be disoriented, he was also not wearing his disguise which both confused and frightened the human for some reason. What the heck was wrong with him? He bent down and picked the alien up by his shou
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 2 "What is this reproductive joos?" Zim mumbled to himself as he headed towards the Hi-Skool. "Where does it come from?" The irken paused in his walking; tapping his chin as he placed a hand on his hip. "Is it edible?" The irken continued walking then, not noticing a teenage boy in a black trench coat running at him from behind.Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 2 in Short Stories More Like This
Dib tackled Zim to the ground and sat on him declaring a loud "VICTORY FOR EARTH!"
"GET OFF OF ME DIB-BEAST YOU HAVE INTERRUPTED ZIM'S THOUGHTS OF REPRODUCTIVE JOOSES AND SUCH!" The alien screamed flailing his limbs aggressively.
The human yelped when one of the flailing limbs caught him in the face and he rolled away from the alien. He stood up adjusting his glasses, which had been knocked askew, and glared at the alien. "Well, space-boy, maybe you should pay more attention
Always-ZaDr Chapter 2 Dib stood outside the not so conspicuous green house that harbored the irken he wanted to be miles away from. What Zim had said had bothered him..and bothered him..and bothered him..and now he stood there thinking to himself. The alien's demeanor had changed...their usual schedule had been practically destroyed, torn apart, stomped on, then lit on fire. The irken had almost seemed organized in his plot against the human and it scared the teen a little. He bit nervously at his lip piercings, looking uncertainly at the door that was only a couple of paces away.Always-ZaDr Chapter 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He almost wanted to abort the "mission" in finding out what the irken wanted, though he was a stubborn human. Two parts of him were battling it out, one side urging him to continue, not wanting him to run home with his tail between his legs, and the other begging him to do the opposite. He wasn't sure what side to follow but he was lean
ZaDr-Reproductive Joos Part 4 A short 20 minutes later Zim was sitting in the depths of his lab, the glow of his computer screen giving his skin an eery greenish glow. He had no idea how he would lure the Dib-human into his clutches, but he knew he had to; his tallest were counting on him to supply them with this...joos.ZaDr-Reproductive Joos Part 4 in Short Stories More Like This
He allowed his head to fall down onto the keyboard with a defeated groan. This was worse than the drama created in those stupid human soap operas, or maybe it was an equal to that drama, it drew out forever and never seemed to end just the same.
Zim lifted his head and banged it back down on the keyboard repeatedly. "Stupid Stupid HYUUUMANS!" He growled before glancing up at the screen once more. The screen had a series of random letters and numbers printed on it now due to his repeated head banging. He grumbled something angrily in irken before pressing do
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 1 Tallest Purple lounged on his usual chair staring boredly at the ceiling. "Why is being tallest suddenly so boring, Red?" He asked the other tallest, who was currently hovering next to the control panel.Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 1 in Short Stories More Like This
Tallest Red tapped at his lower lip with a claw as he thought. He couldn't think of anything, usually being tallest was exciting but today just turned out to be slow. "Maybe we're not torturing the shorters enough." He said finally after a long pause.
"Nah, we've done that today but it's just not fun anymore." Purple grumbled rolling to his side to look at Red. "But something's missing did we run maintenance on the massive?" he asked, his left "eyebrow" raising.
"Yes, we did." Red sighed leaning against the nearby wall out of boredom. "Something IS missing, but I don't know what." The first i
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He understood why the irken would come up with that kind of solution...but why did he have to? Why couldn't the alien have chosen something more pleasant like cutting off his finger or something?
He didn't want to kiss Zim because first off he'd never kissed anyone before and didn't plan on it, and second off..this was an alien. He didn't know what horrible and creepy things lurked on the irken's lips.
He glanced at them through his peripheral vision a small shudder of disgust raking through his body. He didn't want his lips anywhere near the irken let alone on Zim's lips.
When his statement
Always-ZaDr Chapter 6Dib awoke with a start, his body sitting bolt upright in bed and his blurred wide-eyed gaze sweeping quickly over the dimly lit room. His startled mind created monsters out of the shadows that he saw even though in the back of his mind he knew they weren't real..or at least he told himself that. His skin was shining slightly with the thin layer of sweat that had his clothing clinging to his form and his breath was ragged and panicked.Always-ZaDr Chapter 6 in Short Stories More Like This
A small involuntary whimper escaped him and he knew it would make him feel weak but he reached over to his bedside lamp and turned it on. The darkness of the room evaporated immediately into a much lighter and more pleasant scene, but the feelings from the obvious nightmare still remained.
After a moment or two the teen calmed himself enough so that he wasn't panting and he swung his legs over the side of the mattress, rubbing lightly at his temples. A small groan of displeasure escaped him before he allowed himself another quick sweep of his bedroom. Con
Reproductive Joos 3"Why would you show THIS to the great ZIM?!" The alien cried in horror shielding his eyes from the horrid scene in front of him.Reproductive Joos 3 in Short Stories More Like This
"Well...you wanted to know what reproductive joos was." the human replied pulling up a new page which caused the speakers to make loud moaning noises.
"ZIM DOES NOT WISH TO WATCH ANYMORE!" The irken screamed, putting his hands atop his wig to muffle the sound.
"Awww, come on Zim don't be such a baby." Dib said, turning the sound up. 'ah...AH! Harder!', the speakers yelled.
"Zim is no smeeeeeeet." the alien replied opening his eyes a fraction to glare at Dib.
"Then stop freaking out every time the computer," the rest of the scentence was cut off by a pleasured scream from the speakers.
"But this is disgusting! This is how you humans mate? Looks more like you're wrestling for dominance...." Zim paused looking at Dib strangely....he could do wrestling for dominance...he did that with the dib-beast all the time, just this time he'd need to gather repro
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, watching a show on cats, because nothing was on at 3:00. They wanted to see how late they could stay up.
"It's weird how people still don't know why cats or even how they purr. And the fact that cats purr." Dib pointed out.
"Ha, I don't think it's weird. I purr. I have an organ in my chest that makes me purr." Zim said.
"You purr?" Dib asked, completely shocked. "I've known you 6 years, and I never knew that!"
"Heh, silly human. I don't show you everything I can do. I know you still think about cutting me open, so I kinda don't trust you." Zim smirked as he looked at Dib, he looked shocked and sad.
"What? I never want to cut you open Zim! Yes, I'm still curious, but never will i cut you open...you're my only friend. Why don't you trust me?" Dib said, he was completely hurt he looked like he was about to cry, not that was gonna.
Zim chuckled and said, "Geez Dib-Stink. I trust you. I was just...kinda joking. Don't
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, as Zim played Destroy All Humans. Dib watched, giggling from a thought he just had.
"What?" Zim asked. Glancing at Dib who sat at the other end.
"Oh, I was just thinking how you would try and take over the world. Really, a lot of your ideas would have worked. Even some of them that weren't even plans to take over the world."
"Hm? Like what ones?" Zim turned his head to look at Dib, and Dib glanced at Zim, but turned his head back to the screen. So, Zim did the same.
"Well, like when stole all the organs from kids in school, and when you stole money from people around town." Dib shrugged, "If you kept at it, everyone would have gotten sick or would have died. With the money thing, people would have no money for food, so everyone would starve."
"Heh, if only my mission was not a lie, I would have let you help me take over the world." Zim laughed and so did Dib.
"Yeah, well, I would have to go against you. I still won't let y
Sex Tube - ZaDr"Why are we doing this?" Zim whined as he pouted at his best friend. They both walked down a path in a small park.Sex Tube - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"I wanted out of the house. and, it's not that bad. I'm just happy we can be alone together." Dib said, blushing a bit, noticing how gay that sounded. He shrugged a bit, as he smiled at Zim weakly. Zim rolled his eyes, putting his hands in his pockets of his red sweatshirt that Dib gave him for Christmas because he hated seeing him freeze to death and him always stealing his trench coat. Just for Zim, he painted the irken symbol on it and "I AM ZIM" below it, this just made Zim so amazingly happy, he lunged at Dib and told him he was going to kiss him to death for it. Dib knew he was joking completely though.
"We were alone in your room...Why did we have to come to this park of FILTH?!" Zim shouted, crossing his arms.
Dib rolled his eyes, wrapping his arm around his shoulder and pulling him close into a hug. "Come on space boy! It's not all that bad. Trust me." Dib let go
New Year - ZADRIt was a cold morning, as the first day of 8th grade played out for this boring day for Zim. Zim walked out of his first class, which was Computers. He had listened to his teacher rant on about the boring rules he didn't care about. He didn't care about treating those weak machines with care and not talking when the teacher was. He huffed and scowled the whole time until he was let out. He was happy to get away from those boring humans that surrounded him. His next class was Choir, he had it last year and he clearly hated it! He was always forced to sing and when he did he was too quite to hear. He hated singing he wanted to just disappear every time he had to. And some of the 'best' singers in the class, truly sounded horrible! Zim's antennas stood on edge from there stupid probity voices. Low then high, then low again. What the fuck was wrong with human's voices?!New Year - ZADR in General Fiction More Like This
Matching his tall lanky body to Choir class he scowled at every human who went in the same direction. Kids from last year
Antenna Hate - IZ"Zim, sssssh, calm down." Dib patted at Zim's back gently, barely touching him because he was too scared of the worked up alien.Antenna Hate - IZ in General Fiction More Like This
"NO!" Shouted Zim as he waved his arms up in the air and yelled, making poor scared Dib flinch. "ZIM IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN OVER THIS!"
"Dude!" Dib glared at Zim and backed away. "Zim, calm the fuck down already. You aren't alone you have me."
Zim hissed, turning around to face Dib, slamming him into the wall behind them of Zim's base. "THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, DIB! MY MISSION WAS A LIE AND MY TALLEST NEVER LOVED ME BUT HATED ME! I'M A DEFECT! I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Zim covered his face and slid to the ground by Dib's feet as he sat on his knees.
Dib frowned down at Zim, sadly. "Zim...I'm here for you. I'm your friend, I'm here for you forever and always." Dib got down on the floor with Zim, even though he was worried Zim would scratch his face up and tare his neck out.
Zim sobbed into his hands, feeling Dib's hand rest on his back as it rubbed u
ZaDr- HeartIt was a normal horribly doomed day at skool. It was recess time, and Zim was behind a tree working on something.ZaDr- Heart in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dib was watching Zim, like always. He wasn't sure what Zim was working on, be he new it was something bad. Dib walked over to Zim, and hovered over behind him. "What are you making Zim?" Dib said harshly.
Zim turned around and put what ever he was working on behind his back "AAAH!!" Zim threw a small rock at Dib's head, it bounced off, not really doing anything to his large head.
Dib just glared at Zim. "That was pathetic Zim." Dib crossed his arms, in boredom.
"Whatever Dib-Stink!" Zim looked away blushing. 'He almost saw.' Zim thought to himself.
"Whats the matter Zim?" Dib said in a voice that sounded caring. "What are you making?" Dib said harsher, looking behind Zim.
"Nothing Dib! I can't show you!" Zim couched, "yet." He said quickly with a weak smirk.
"Yet? Zim, stop trying to kill me! It's not going to happen!" Dib new it was something to destroy him.
Zim looked up
Hula-HoopsAfter a long walk in the hot sun, Zim and Dib and their whole 7th grade where out side, having some sort of 'party'. Horrible annoying music played as Dib- Played with hula-hoops. Zim kept watching Dib, moving so slowly, making that-thing- move around his form. Zim couldn't help but ask what it was.Hula-Hoops in Humor More Like This
"What is that, Dib-Stink?" Zim asked, almost scared of the hoop.
"It's a hula-hoop, Zim."
"How are you doing that?!" Zim asked, watching Dib move faster as the hoop, moved up and down his body.
"Easy. I just move my hips." Dib slowed a bit, "See? Doesn't take much movement really..."
"I still don't understand..." Zim said, watching Dib in a daze of wonder.
"Try moving your hips." Dib said.
Zim shook his head, looking away, "I rather not."
Dib sighed and let go of his hoop, and walked over to Zim, placing his hands on his hips. Zim didn't fight to struggle to get away, but stared at Zim, curious of this strange 'hula-hoop'.
"You just move your hips like this," Dib started to move Zim's hips,
First Meeting - ZaDfZim ran down the street as his enemy, Dib chased behind him. As he ran, he made his way to a forgotten park. The park was empty, no one else was around. The white ground of the basketball hoop area was glowing orange from the seating that wrapped it's self around the park, which felt like it was on the edge of the world. Zim ran right to a wooden planked wall that stood in the park. He saw Dib's shadow grow over him as he turned, seeing Dib smirking at him with his eyes narrowed.First Meeting - ZaDf in Sci-Fi More Like This
"It's over Zim! I got you know!" Dib said, walking closer to Zim as Zim backed up against the wall. He squeaked as ran away quickly, ducking under Dib's arms as they tried to grab him.
Zim stood far out on a field, near a tree. Zim smirked and narrowed his eyes at Dib. "What now Dib-Worm?! I'm all the way over here!" He waved his arms around like a moron.
Dib's look was blank, eyes wide, and mouth open.
Zim stopped waving his arms as he stood there, with his head cocked to the side with confusion. "Dib?" He as
Lost in SpaceDib was sitting at his computer, playing Space Invaders, drinking coffee in 1:00 in the morning. Dib was now in his 20s and leaving alone. Zim left earth when he was 18, and Dib forgot about Zim. But once in a while, Zim would randomly come into his mind, making his heart sink deep down in his ribs, and knock around the bones, getting brused and broken. This feeling was so strange to Dib, he never understood it. He always wondered if he missed Zim. Yes, at times, but why?Lost in Space in Sci-Fi More Like This
Dib quite his game, got up to go to his bed. "Mmffh!" Dib tripped over a old cardboard box, the box falling with him. Dib turned his head, seeing pictures of Zim, info, and drawings he did of the green alien when Dib was 10. Dib smiled, as he got up and picked the box and stuff as well. His smile never went away, but his heart hurt inside of him as he looked through the pictures.
"Why did you have to go, Zim? I wonder how he's doing now... I wonder what we would be like now, sense we're older...my guess, fight...like
New Year 7 - ZADRDib rushed home quickly with Zim bleeding in his arms. Zim forced several different face expressions of pain and shock. Batting his eye lids to force them open to see where he was, as his world spun with darken eyes as Dib rushed. "Zim, rest please." Dib said quietly as he ran his hand over the bloody gash in his head, that still was flowing with dark green blood.New Year 7 - ZADR in General Fiction More Like This
Once Dib got to the house he quickly opened the unlocked door. Rushing up stairs to his bedroom. He set Zim on his head as Zim whimpered out Dib's name, still holding onto his shirt, not wanting that little bit of comfort to leave him. Dib sighed and took Zim's hands off his stripped black and blue shirt. "Zim...I'll be back. Just stay in bed! Don't move!" Dib ran into the bathroom that in the hall. Grabbing a couple towels and bandages from the cupboard mirror. He normally used them for his injuries from battles with Zim, or even hunting down other paranormal creatures.
Dib came into the room, seeing Zim sitting up and holdi
ZaDR - The ParkIt was a sunny Saturday. The air was warm and there was a light breeze. Dib decided to go to the park. And of course, he dragged his favorite little alien along.ZaDR - The Park in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't understand your fascination with plants," Zim commented as he grudgingly walked next to the tall human. "Sure, they're pretty. But they don't really have much purpose "
"Don't have much purpose?" Dib repeated. "Dude, they take in harmful carbon dioxide and emit oxygen. Humans breathe oxygen."
"Oh, right. Wait, this is oxygen we're breathing?" Zim looked surprised by this bit of information. "Huh."
Dib sighed. "Didn't you pay attention in science class for the last " He counted the number of years Zim has been here, "Five years?"
"Nope. I already knew all of it and I BSed the tests." Zim leaned down to examine a bee as it alighted on a flower, sucking out the nectar. A thin film of pollen coated its fat body.
"You know, because of a bee's ratio of wing surface area to body weight, they shouldn't even be able
ZaDRish - It Wasn't a KissZim stood absolutely still, arms crossed, boots planted stubbornly in the sand. He refused to acknowledge even the warm, slightly salty wind that caressed his face.ZaDRish - It Wasn't a Kiss in Romance More Like This
"Come on, Zim!" Dib called from the water. He waved at him. "The water's fine!"
Zim glared at him. "No, I hate Earth water! I didn't want to come to the beach anyway, but you talked me into bringing you here!"
He had used the Voot cruiser to fly them to the East Coast, going down almost to Florida in favor of warmer weather and larger waves. He had bathed in paste beforehand, but he didn't plan on going in the water.
Dib shrugged. "All right, your loss." He fixed his glasses, which were strapped tightly to his head with a band so the waves wouldn't knock them off. Then he swam back out.
Zim eventually sat down in the sand. He was still wearing a shirt and pants, though Dib had convinced him to wear swim trunks underneath, just in case. It was too hot to keep boots on; his legs were getting sweaty. He reached down to pull th
ZaDR- CuriosityDib watched Zim curiously as he saw the irken remove his wig for only a brief moment to massage his antennae before looking around and quickly putting it back on. No one seemed to have noticed; no one except a certain black-haired kid.ZaDR- Curiosity in Romance More Like This
Dib lowered his binoculars and leaned back against the trunk of the tree he was perched in. It was recess and he was doing his usual spying on Zim. They were in Hi-Skool by now and Zim hadn’t managed to take over Earth yet. Not that anyone really expected him to. He’s shown his incompetency so many times Dib stopped worrying about him long ago. He just liked observing the many odd quirks the alien had.
His curiosity was piqued slightly. What function did the antennae serve? As long as he’s known Zim and he’s never really figured it out. He assumed they were for hearing and expressing emotion, as they often shot straight up when their owner was surprised or laid down flat when he was angry. But was that all they were for?
ZaDR - Gay Chicken"This is a game called Gay Chicken!" Keef said happily, putting his arms around Zim and Dib's shoulders and grinning.ZaDR - Gay Chicken in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zim's eye twitched and Dib ducked out from under the arm, fairly disturbed. "Okay how do you play it?"
"The first person to get creeped out loses," Keef explained. He ran his hand down the side of Dib's face.
"AH!" Dib jolted back and tripped, falling hard on his back. His glasses tilted and hung off of one ear, looking like they would fall at any moment.
"You lose!" Keef shouted.
Zim laughed at Dib before offering him a hand to help him up. It was currently recess, and bored, the two had decided to talk to an old friend and ask him advice on what they should do. They were regretting it now.
"So basically, we feel each other up and the first one to freak out loses?" Zim asked to make sure.
Keef nodded eagerly.
Zim smirked. "Dib-thing, would you like to play with Zim?"
Dib blushed, pushing his glasses a little further up his nose, and nodded.
Zim decided to start o
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1Dib paused as he read the bulletin board near the school's front door.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"What're you reading?" the familiar voice said from behind him.
Without turning around, Dib reached back with an arm and pulled Zim toward him, holding him close. "Just looking to see if there are any new announcements."
Surprised but pleased at finding himself this close to his human, Zim stretched up onto the tips of his toes so he could rest his head against Dib's shoulder, reading the board too. "Hey, look!" He pointed at a bright flyer. "All applicants for homecoming king and queen need to talk to the principal before January 10th!"
"So?" Dib had no clue why Zim would bring that up.
"So we should go for it!"
"Zim we're both males."
"So? We can be homecoming king and king!"
"I don't think they do that."
"We can ask."
"Well okay, I suppose it's worth asking. It's ten minutes until the first bell. Do you think that's enough?"
"Of course it is. Let's go." Zim grabbed his wrist and dragged him through th
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2A few weeks passed, and soon, it was time to vote for homecoming king and queen. Dib managed to convince Zim that they should vote for someone other than themselves, since that wasn't very modest. After much deliberation, they agreed to cast both of their votes on Zita and her boyfriend. Dib even managed to keep Zim from demanding to know who voted for him afterward.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day of the dance came. Since they were candidates, they had to go to all of the events before the actual dance, such as the pep rally, basketball, and football games. Though they weren't interested in sports, they agreed anyway. They didn't have much choice, and besides, the pep rally might be fun. It was where the king and queen would be crowned.
"Or king and king," Zim reminded Dib as they walked to the gym. They were already wearing their semi-formal clothes, having changed right after their last class.
"Or king and king," Dib agreed. They entered the gym. Since they were candidates, they had their own area where th
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"That was actually kinda fun," Gaz said, referring to their earlier dance.
"Yeah, I like it," Zim agreed.
"Kinda makes you tired, though." Her hand was pressed to her chest as she took deep breaths.
"It's supposed to. It's an exercise as well as a dance."
"One bottle of water," Zim said to the lady in the concession stand. She fished one out of the ice-filled cooler and set it on the counter.
"One dollar," she said.
Zim dug a dollar bill out of her pocket and gave it to her, then picked up the bottle. The ice-cold water clinging to its outside made him flinch as it burned his skin. He quickly handed it to Gaz and wiped his hand off on his pant leg.
"Thanks." She twisted the lid off and drank deeply. They walked back to where Dib was sitting. "You sure Dib won't get jealous?" she asked.
"Oh, no. It's a dance. He won't care. Dib's not the jealous type," Zim replied. "If anything, I'm the jealous one. I never like anyone near him. Like this one
ZaDR - JealousyZim glared at Dib from across the lunch room. The teenager was talking happily with Gretchen, completely ignoring Zim.ZaDR - Jealousy in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zim clenched his fists under the table as an unidentifiable emotion boiled in him, white-hot. It certainly wasn't jealousy. Of course not. Why did he care if Dib was talking to the females? He didn't care at all. It kept him distracted. So he could work on an evil plan without being noticed. Or something.
He shoved his tray of school food aside and took a blueprint out of his PAK, spreading it out and drawing on it, humming loudly, watching Dib out of the corner of his eye.
Dib glanced at him and made a move as if to get up, then changed his mind and relaxed again, looking back at Gretchen. She smiled at him, flashing her perfect teeth; years of heavy-duty dental work had finally paid off. She didn't have braces anymore and her overbite was gone; she was quite beautiful now.
Zim growled to himself and put the blueprint away. Time for Plan B. He reached down to pi
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Dib sighed sadly as he looked at a picture of Zim, standing as proud as he could despite his short stature, hands on his hips and grinning, obviously pleased that his picture was being taken. He was in disguise; the obviously fake black wig and purple contacts normally would have made the teen laugh, but he couldn't now. Not when he hasn't seen the irken for nearly two years...
He closed his eyes as he remembered the last time he had seen him.
It was ninth grade, about halfway through the school year. In an attempt to make school more fun and perhaps revive some crushed spirits, a school dance was held. It was nothing formal, and you could come in whatever you wanted as long as it adhered to the dress code, that is. But no one paid attention to that stupid thing anyway.
Zim seemed somewhat interested in going, most likely because he wanted to learn more about Earth culture or maybe play a few pranks on some unsuspecting humans.
Dib wasn't sure, but he did know he wasn't going to
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That Dib-child just made Zim so furious sometimes. If it weren't for that monkey, he would have taken over this wretched planet years ago. And it didn't help matters that they were in Hi-Skool by now and Dib was almost seven feet tall. Insanely tall compared to the short Invader. Zim, of course, hated Dib even more because of that.
By now they had reached some sort of mutual agreement; neither was capable of winning their endless battle. They were just too evenly matched somehow. They had also discovered that if either were to be permanently defeated, the other would most likely end up depressed and lose their drive.
So actual physical battles ceased to be about a year ago. Now they just insulted each other across the classroom or threw stuff at each other. No different than any other Hi-Skool rivalry, really.
It was the worst time of the year right now. Winter. Temperatures dropped to below freezing and frozen water fell from the sky. Harsh winds blew. It was
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Dib struggled to catch his breath, slumping down against the ragged edge of the wall. Before him, a now empty courtyard. The bell had gone not long ago. The others had long started to head inside for class, nobody noticing let alone caring about the lanky doubled over teen. He coughed, and was shocked to spit up a small bit of blood.
Dib wiped his hand against his trench coat, before wiping at his mouth. He spat onto the ground beside him, before looking around as though afraid of being attacked. Never before had he fought to this extent with Zim before. There was no denying that over the past two years things had heated up between both rivals.
Dib spat again, before pulling himself up. He had no choice but to head back to class, knowing he would either invoke the Bitters horrible wrath or land himself a place in the underground classroom for the rest of the year. Wanting neither, he trudged back into the building. Only after his right
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Dib rolled his eyes. Of course Zim would be going off again. This time was no different to the last, except instead of rambling on about the cafeteria food giving him blisters, he was directly addressing the cafeteria drone herself. She ignored him of course, barely casting an eye towards the green 'child' directly in front of her, let alone every other student in the cafeteria for that matter.
How could they not see? Even after a two years of the same nonsense. Dib had at least expected something to change. But no. He was still picked on. Still known as the crazy kid with no friends. The paranormal freak.
Putting his hand to his chin, Dib slowly ate his cafeteria food, trying to blot out the noise of Zim's raspy voice, but it was no good. He could still hear it ringing throughout his head. He almost envied how the other students could block Zim out so easily. He just wouldn't shut up.
The pounding sensation emerging on the right side of his temple didn't help either. The more Zim rant
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I had just barely managed to make it into the classroom before the lingering feeling of death circulated in the room as the teacher literally floated inside. As I sat down at my desk, I looked over towards where Zim sat. He hadn't followed me as I had left his house, and I wasn't even sure he was going to show up today.
Miss Sowourz started the usual morning lecture, something about the number of deaths and injuries from falling vending machines, but my mind was elsewhere. No matter how hard I tried to avoid it, I knew I couldn't just push aside my thoughts and feelings, especially if they had been bothering me for the past few months.
I had tried asking myself countless times what exactly Zim was or meant to me. Most of the time I had instantly cast the question aside, labeling the alien as nothing more than my ultimate enemy. Zim was a cold green alien, an Irken Invader, as I had previously learned from spying on him so much. He was here to conquer my planet, invade it. H
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Compassionless. Heartless. Emotionless.
Those are some of the words an Irken smeet learns as soon as its PAK become functional. I remember when I first heard these words, I had always wondered what they meant. Other Irken's seemed to understand them right away, but not me. Nope, not Zim.
Whenever I had asked my Tallests about these words they had acted weird towards me. Not in the usual weird way they act because of my superiority but because of something else I could never figure out in my amazing head. Other Irken's called me hurty words and laughed at me. Apparently these words were important to all Irken's and the whole Empire. But I had always wondered why. Quite often I had heard the word the Dib-shit had just called me, mostly mentioned when I was near my Tallests, or high-ranking Irken's, but I had never realized it may have been directed towards me. Defective. That was that stupid word. I had some idea of what it meant. It meant a bad Irken. One that had a PAK that
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I woke up early the next morning. My alarm wasn't set to go off for another twenty minutes. I tried closing my eyes to get some more shut eye before school, but I was too awake to go back to sleep. Yawning, I kicked back the covers and pulled myself out of bed. Reaching for my glasses beside me, I slipped them on and my blurry vision soon focused.
I let out a sigh.
Today I would have to work on the project with Zim. I wondered if he'd done any of the research I suggested and stifled back a laugh as I could just imagine the reaction he would have had on his face after finding out what 'sex' involved.
"You're up early." came a voice. I turned towards my door to see Gaz standing there. She was already dressed for the day in her usual attire of a black dress and striped purple and black tights. She glared at me and I could see her new GameSlave in her hand.
"Why was Zim here yesterday anyway? I passed him on the way back from the mall. He looked kinda spaced out."
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I kicked at a stone, or so the hyoomans had called it, with my foot as I made my way back to the base. I was perturbed yet also intrigued by the Dib-hyooman's odd behaviour towards me today. First he stares at me, and then he tries to touch my hair covery thing as well. What was his problem? Maybe he thought I was making the whole project thing up.
Truth is, I wasn't. That old hyooman by the name of Sowourz really had approached my superior form and requested this 'project' be completed. I hadn't told the Dib what date she wanted it by yet, but heh, he could figure that out for himself in that huge head of his. I'm sure there was some form of brain within it.
As I approached the base I found GIR sitting on a pile of dirt, a little flag on top bearing the Irken Command logo. Of course, as soon as he saw me, he leaped up and flew at me, knocking me to the ground.
"GIR!" I shouted. "Get off!"
"Mastah!" My mental SIR unit squealed. "You is home! I
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Gripping my bookbag tight, I turned to leave the classroom. The morning sex-ed lesson had seemed to go on forever and it didn't help that Sowourz had insisted we pair up to work on some of the questions. I hadn't been paired with Zim (thank god, I can only imagine how that would have went) but that didn't stop the obnoxious green alien from demanding answers from other students. Half the morning he had spent twisting around in his chair and slamming his fists onto desks, yelling loud enough for the students on the opposite end of the school to hear, about how 'hyooman's' were lax and 'stoopid' that they actually needed to learn about this 'stuff.'
I had smirked again at that, asking him if he'd ever learned about sex-ed on Irk, to which he yelled 'I AM FROM EARTH! I AM NORMAL!' in an attempt to bypass the question.
Now I headed towards my locker. Zim's was right across from mine on the opposite side of the corridor, strangely enough. We didn't share homeroom, but
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He had kept true to his word.
I was making my way out of the skool to the front entrance when I saw his green skin standing out against the montage of human flesh. Skool had just ended and the buses to take students home had started to pile up out front, while cars sped off around them filled with teens. I had never had to worry about taking the skool bus as my home was in walking distance to the skool. Zim's home was just a few blocks over from mine. I went over to him, the other students sniggering, pointing and laughing at him behind his back.
He turned around at my voice, tilting his head at me slightly.
"Dib," he hissed. "Well shall we?"
"We shall. The sooner this stupid project is over, the better."
He didn't answer me, but his body language suggested he strongly agreed. Gaz appeared behind me at that moment, making me jump slightly. It was an annoying habit of hers, sneaking up on me like that.
"Let's go, Dib," she sneered at me. "I ordered a