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Dib is Sick - Chapter 48Dib is Sick - Chapter 48 in Romance More Like This
Smile widening at Dib's reaction to his kiss, Zim ran his hand over Dib's hair and planted a small lick to his forehead. Wrapping his arm back around him, he then nuzzled the side of his face.
Finally letting his hand fall away from his lips, Dib sighed out contently and closed his eyes, the feel of Zim's cool skin pressed to his warm skin a nice relief.
Running a hand on his back soothingly, Zim continued to slowly nuzzle against him, happy now that Dib was comfortable.
Bringing his legs up, Dib curled in on himself a bit. "Mmm...Can we just...stay like this for the rest of the night?" He asked, not wanting to move away.
"Mmhmm." Zim nod
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Taking the glass of water being offered to him with shaking hands, Dib poured it into his mouth just so he could wash it out before spitting it into the toilet and flushing everything down. Slowly pushing himself up onto shaky legs, he then groaned out lowly, still holding his stomach. "Ugh...That hurt..." He said, throat burning and stomach feeling as though it had been impaled.
Moving himself nearer to him, Zim helped him onto his feet and held him up. "Dib. Mmmf...This was...My fault...I..."He looked down at the floor, ashamed.
Wincing as a sharp pain shot through his body from his abdomen, Dib shook his head slowly. "It's okay...It wasn
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Blushing at the small lick to his cheek, Dib gave Zim's finger one last good suckle before pulling it from his mouth and turning over onto his back so he could look at Zim better, still cradling the other's arm to his chest. Turning over even more onto his other side so he could nuzzle himself into Zim's chest, he then hid his face there so the Irken wouldn't see his blush.
Wrapping his other arm around him to hug Dib closely to him, Zim lightly nuzzled against the top of his head, still smiling at him. "Hmmm...You are so...What's that word?...Oh, yes. Cute." He said before giving Dib another small nuzzle.
Lifting his head to look up at Zim
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Shaking his head at Dib's question, Zim smiled back at him reassuringly. "No, I don't think so anyway. I had to tell them I didn't know about it..." He said, then looking down at the bandages and feeling a bit guilty.
Dib frowned at the look on Zim's face. "It really wasn't your fault. It was mine. So if they ask me what happened, I'll just tell them it was a result of my own stupidity...A-And that I don't want to talk about it..." He said, looking away awkwardly.
Snapping out of it, Zim looked back at Dib for a moment. "Huh?...Oh, right. Y-Yeah...But y'know. They may have forgotten about it." He said, not feeling entirely sure about that b
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Jolting when Dib fell off the other end of the hospital bed, Zim stared down at him with fear as well. "Dib...I don't know what's going on here, but whatever happened, I'm sorry!" he moved nearer to Dib, only to make him shuffle away more.
Walking back in with the doctor, the nurse gasped at seeing Dib on the floor before running over to help him and looking up at Zim sternly. "I suggest you leave." She said, not trusting the other to stay alone with Dib any longer.
Still a bit shaken by the situation, Dib's eyes grew even wider at those words. "N-No!" He looked up at the nurse pleadingly. "Please! He fell asleep, had a bad dream, and accid
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Frowning a bit at Zim's words, Dib opened his mouth as though to argue before stopping himself and merely letting out a small sigh. "But...Oh, okay..." He nuzzled his face back into Zim's chest but this time didn't close his eyes as he let his good arm restlessly find its way up Zim's back to locate his antennae to play with a bit.
The small touch making them flick slightly, Zim jolted a bit at the sudden sensation before relaxing again and letting his eyes fall half-lidded. "Hmmmm..." He sounded out in a quiet purr.
Pulling his hand back at the small flick and jolt, Dib then gently reached his hand back up to take one of the thin appendage
The Locker Room - Ch 2The Locker Room - Ch 2 in Drama More Like This
Zim tried not to feel anxious as he continued to wash himself.
"Oh, shut up, Zim! You know very well I asked you to keep a shower running for me before you left the gym! How was I supposed to know you were still using it?! Besides, I thought you hated water! So why haven't you gone home yet?!" Dib snapped right back at the other, peeking out from behind the curtain of his shower to have a look around, contemplating ducking behind various shower curtains until he could reach the towels on the other end of the room.
Chancing a quick glance over at the shower Zim was still standing behind, he took a deep breath before darting out to make a qui
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A/N: This is an ongoing ZADR fanfiction/RP by *Pat-The-Kitsune and myself. Enjoy!
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Dib could feel the other's fake eyes following him, watching his every move as he packed up the last of the gym volley balls into there bags, and he couldn't help but wonder why. Why was it that fate was so cruel towards him? Ever since he'd first entered high-school, it seemed every teacher he came into contact with was drawn towards pairing him up with his worst enemy, as he currently was right now. Not that it really mattered when the green menace just sat back and watched.
"You know, you COULD help me with some of this, you jerk." he said, picking u
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Dib shuddered in excitement feeling those small claws through his shirt. He reached up to remove the wig and reveal those long black antennae. Curious, he felt for one of them.
Zim gave a deep shudder as Dib's hand came into contact with the feeler. It had a rubbery feel to it, but was soft. His claws clenched Dib's shirt a little harder at the contact.
Dib took his lips away from Zim's to see the alien's reaction to his little investigation. He started rubbing the stalk in his hand carefully, not wanting to hurt Zim by accident. He never thought he'd ever see the day he could actually touch these antennae.
Zim se
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Dib rolled his eyes. Of course Zim would be going off again. This time was no different to the last, except instead of rambling on about the cafeteria food giving him blisters, he was directly addressing the cafeteria drone herself. She ignored him of course, barely casting an eye towards the green 'child' directly in front of her, let alone every other student in the cafeteria for that matter.
How could they not see? Even after a two years of the same nonsense. Dib had at least expected something to change. But no. He was still picked on. Still known as the crazy kid with no friends. The paranormal freak.
Putting his hand to his chin, Dib
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"Stoopid hyooman!"
I kicked at a stone, or so the hyoomans had called it, with my foot as I made my way back to the base. I was perturbed yet also intrigued by the Dib-hyooman's odd behaviour towards me today. First he stares at me, and then he tries to touch my hair covery thing as well. What was his problem? Maybe he thought I was making the whole project thing up.
Truth is, I wasn't. That old hyooman by the name of Sowourz really had approached my superior form and requested this 'project' be completed. I hadn't told the Dib what date she wanted it by yet, but heh, he could figure that out for himself in that huge head of h
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I woke up early the next morning. My alarm wasn't set to go off for another twenty minutes. I tried closing my eyes to get some more shut eye before school, but I was too awake to go back to sleep. Yawning, I kicked back the covers and pulled myself out of bed. Reaching for my glasses beside me, I slipped them on and my blurry vision soon focused.
I let out a sigh.
Today I would have to work on the project with Zim. I wondered if he'd done any of the research I suggested and stifled back a laugh as I could just imagine the reaction he would have had on his face after finding out what 'sex' involved.
"You're up early." came a v
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I had just barely managed to make it into the classroom before the lingering feeling of death circulated in the room as the teacher literally floated inside. As I sat down at my desk, I looked over towards where Zim sat. He hadn't followed me as I had left his house, and I wasn't even sure he was going to show up today.
Miss Sowourz started the usual morning lecture, something about the number of deaths and injuries from falling vending machines, but my mind was elsewhere. No matter how hard I tried to avoid it, I knew I couldn't just push aside my thoughts and feelings, especially if they had been bothering me for the past few
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Compassionless. Heartless. Emotionless.
Those are some of the words an Irken smeet learns as soon as its PAK become functional. I remember when I first heard these words, I had always wondered what they meant. Other Irken's seemed to understand them right away, but not me. Nope, not Zim.
Whenever I had asked my Tallests about these words they had acted weird towards me. Not in the usual weird way they act because of my superiority but because of something else I could never figure out in my amazing head. Other Irken's called me hurty words and laughed at me. Apparently these words were important to all Irken's and the whole Emp
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3:00
Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, watching a show on cats, because nothing was on at 3:00. They wanted to see how late they could stay up.
"It's weird how people still don't know why cats or even how they purr. And the fact that cats purr." Dib pointed out.
"Ha, I don't think it's weird. I purr. I have an organ in my chest that makes me purr." Zim said.
"You purr?" Dib asked, completely shocked. "I've known you 6 years, and I never knew that!"
"Heh, silly human. I don't show you everything I can do. I know you still think about cutting me open, so I kinda don't trust you." Zim smirked as he looked at Dib, h
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10:45
Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, as Zim played Destroy All Humans. Dib watched, giggling from a thought he just had.
"What?" Zim asked. Glancing at Dib who sat at the other end.
"Oh, I was just thinking how you would try and take over the world. Really, a lot of your ideas would have worked. Even some of them that weren't even plans to take over the world."
"Hm? Like what ones?" Zim turned his head to look at Dib, and Dib glanced at Zim, but turned his head back to the screen. So, Zim did the same.
"Well, like when stole all the organs from kids in school, and when you stole money from people around town."
New Year - ZADRIt was a cold morning, as the first day of 8th grade played out for this boring day for Zim. Zim walked out of his first class, which was Computers. He had listened to his teacher rant on about the boring rules he didn't care about. He didn't care about treating those weak machines with care and not talking when the teacher was. He huffed and scowled the whole time until he was let out. He was happy to get away from those boring humans that surrounded him. His next class was Choir, he had it last year and he clearly hated it! He was always forced to sing and when he did he was too quite to hear. He hated singing he wanted to just disappear evNew Year - ZADR in General Fiction More Like This
Hula-HoopsAfter a long walk in the hot sun, Zim and Dib and their whole 7th grade where out side, having some sort of 'party'. Horrible annoying music played as Dib- Played with hula-hoops. Zim kept watching Dib, moving so slowly, making that-thing- move around his form. Zim couldn't help but ask what it was.Hula-Hoops in Humor More Like This
"What is that, Dib-Stink?" Zim asked, almost scared of the hoop.
"It's a hula-hoop, Zim."
"How are you doing that?!" Zim asked, watching Dib move faster as the hoop, moved up and down his body.
"Easy. I just move my hips." Dib slowed a bit, "See? Doesn't take much movement really..."
"I still don't understand..." Zim said, watching Dib in a d
First Meeting - ZaDfZim ran down the street as his enemy, Dib chased behind him. As he ran, he made his way to a forgotten park. The park was empty, no one else was around. The white ground of the basketball hoop area was glowing orange from the seating that wrapped it's self around the park, which felt like it was on the edge of the world. Zim ran right to a wooden planked wall that stood in the park. He saw Dib's shadow grow over him as he turned, seeing Dib smirking at him with his eyes narrowed.First Meeting - ZaDf in Sci-Fi More Like This
"It's over Zim! I got you know!" Dib said, walking closer to Zim as Zim backed up against the wall. He squeaked as ran away quickly, ducking under Dib's arms as the
Antenna Hate - IZ"Zim, sssssh, calm down." Dib patted at Zim's back gently, barely touching him because he was too scared of the worked up alien.Antenna Hate - IZ in General Fiction More Like This
"NO!" Shouted Zim as he waved his arms up in the air and yelled, making poor scared Dib flinch. "ZIM IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN OVER THIS!"
"Dude!" Dib glared at Zim and backed away. "Zim, calm the fuck down already. You aren't alone you have me."
Zim hissed, turning around to face Dib, slamming him into the wall behind them of Zim's base. "THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, DIB! MY MISSION WAS A LIE AND MY TALLEST NEVER LOVED ME BUT HATED ME! I'M A DEFECT! I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Zim covered his face and slid to t
Sex Tube - ZaDr"Why are we doing this?" Zim whined as he pouted at his best friend. They both walked down a path in a small park.Sex Tube - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"I wanted out of the house. and, it's not that bad. I'm just happy we can be alone together." Dib said, blushing a bit, noticing how gay that sounded. He shrugged a bit, as he smiled at Zim weakly. Zim rolled his eyes, putting his hands in his pockets of his red sweatshirt that Dib gave him for Christmas because he hated seeing him freeze to death and him always stealing his trench coat. Just for Zim, he painted the irken symbol on it and "I AM ZIM" below it, this just made Zim so amazingly happy, he lunged at Dib and told him h
Spring Fun - ZaDrIt was a hot spring day, kids ran around outside in the that horrible earth sun. The sound of pop music and the low loud hum of bouncing houses- or what ever those weird wiggly things are called that kids jump about in. Zim laid in the grass, staring up to the sky, only some clouds over head-about three. The sun glared into his eyes, making him move his head to the side, seeing Dib playing around with circles. The weird circle tubes - so called 'hula-hoops'- went around his waste, as he kept thrusting his hips, moving them in a circle movement as well. To Zim, Dib was far more entertaining then the sun or stupid blue colored sky.Spring Fun - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"Why are yo
Just love me - ZaDR"We really need to stop doing this." Dib said while getting out of his warm bed, so he could dress his naked body.Just love me - ZaDR in Romance More Like This
Zim was lying in Dib's bed, just as naked as Dib. Zim didn't get up, he just sat up to watch Dib.
Dib turned his head, to see what Zim was doing because he didn't speak or get up. "What?" He said to the remark of Zim's face. Zim looked tired, but he was giving Dib a look like, "yeah right".
"You say that every time, and we end up doing it again." Zim said.
"Yeah...Well, I don't like it."
"HA! Thats a lie Dib-Slave! You love it! Thats why we bang each other so much! ZIM'S not the one who starts it." Zim smirked at Dib, as he
Dare - ZaDr"I can't believe I let you do this, Zim!" Dib said to Zim, not glancing at Zim as he fixed his make-up. Zim was standing by Dib, watching him, smiling at Dib and some giggles slipped out of his thin lips at the site of Dib.Dare - ZaDr in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dib and Zim had dared each other to pick each others costumes for the High School Halloween Dance. Dib dared Zim to be the alien he truly is, and Zim dared Dib to...dress like a transvestite.
Dib wore a blue bustier with red swirls on the sides. The lace on it was black and was tied tightly around Dib's skinny form. On his hips were matching underwear, and they were attached to fishnet socks that went to his knees with
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Looking up at Dib guiltily, Zim could only drop his eyes away after a moment. "I'm sorry..." he blushed, knowing he had been getting ahead of himself. "But yeah...I could make you a disguise...You'd have to come back to my base though. The computer has the disguise machine...And...If you wanted...You could stay for a while while you try it out..." he offered, blinking back up at him after a moment or two.
"I-It's alright. I-I just don't want to do something I might regret in the future. But I can go with you to your base if you need me to. A-And if you don't mind, I-I guess I could stay for a few days while I try out the disgu
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His snickers growing into demented laughter, the drone's voice seemed to bounce off the walls of the cell Zim was in. "Oh, well Earth is going to be no more than a field of asteroids as soon as the clearance comes in." he sneered in an all too amused manner as he towered over the terror-stricken Zim.
"WHAT?! B-But the Tallest said...It's supposed to be a ZOO!"
"Heh...Not anymore, it's not."
"You-!" Zim attacked the drone in his rage, knocking him out cold and then attempting to leave the room. "Locked!" he growled, blasting at the door, searching the interior for any sort of air vents, attacking the walls, and attempting just about anythin
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Curling in on himself and sniffling wetly, Dib let out a small whimper in his sleep.
Zim felt a sharp stab through his chest like before. "I'm sorry, Dib...I did it all..."he said before curling up even more around Dib.
Continuing to sleep on for several more hours, it wasn't until some time later that Dib finally began to come around again, blinking his eyes open and feeling a bit disoriented at first about where he was . "Hmmm?" he sounded out, looking about the room.
Having migrated to one of the corners of the room, Zim laid curled up on the floor across from him.
Blinking his eyes a few more ti
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Watching as Zim left with Purple, Dib suddenly felt rather uncomfortable being left alone with Red only, unsure whether he should leave or stay.
Closing the door behind them, Purple then turned to face Zim once they were alone, circling him a few times before slinking up behind him to place two hands with long, slender fingers on his shoulders. "So...Tell me, Zim...You 'like' this Dib-human that Red has been talking about this entire time?" he questioned the other, almost suspiciously.
Zim blushed at having Purple so close. There had been a reason why he preferred to speak with HIM over Red after all, the same reason
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A couple of hours passed, one right after the other, until finally Dib started to show the first signs of waking back up, though this time for good.
"Mmm...Zim?" he murmured before blinking his eyes open to look around the room.
To his surprise, said Irken was nowhere to be found. He had gone upstairs while Dib was sleeping but hadn't made it back before he woke up.
So, sitting up in bed slowly when he realized Zim wasn't in the bed with him, Dib looked about the room confusedly. "Zim?" he asked again, unsure whether he should get up and look for the other or stay put. Squeezing his legs together somewhat un
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Dropping a giant pile of papers on his desk, Miss Bitters then pointed out the door. "Fine! Now get out of here!" she ordered Zim to leave her classroom.
Grabbing all the papers, Zim wasted no time at all making a break for Dib's house. "M-Maybe...Maybe he will forgive me." he said to himself, holding the papers tightly as he made his way to the human's house. Arriving at the house within a matter of minutes, he hesitated before making his way up to the front door. "Well...Here goes nothing..." he whispered to himself before knocking on the door.
Answering the door a few moments later, Gaz could only glare at him whe
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Contrary to what Dib thought, Zim could only smile at his words before responding back in a soft voice to him. "But, Dib...Things were different back then. This is special." he leaned in to kiss the boy. "I can wait for this." he assured the other comfortingly.
"Y-You'll be my first...A-And hopefully my only, b-but...But I'm not your first, am I? S-Something was going on between you and your leader, wasn't it? A-At least, something was going on between you two in the past..."
Zim merely chuckled a little, however. "No, Dib. You're not entirely right on that. Yes, I had a fling with my Tallest, before they took over t
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Hugging Red tightly, Purple ran his tongue up his neck lovingly.
Face turning a dark green, an evil smirk spread across Red's face before falling away at seeing Zim still there. 'Irk! Gotta get him out of here.' he thought before turning to address Zim. "Hey, Zim. Why don't you take your human back to his planet now. How about it?" he said, just wanting the other out of there now.
Purple giggled. "Yeah, that might be best. A little alone time." he smirked seductively up at Red, his eyes half lidded.
Eyes growing wide, Zim grinned himself, getting the same idea the Tallest had. So, scooping Dib up, he rushed
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Staring at the bit of sleeve being offered to him for several long moments, Dib seemed to hesitate before finally taking it from the other to wrap tightly around his wounded arm. "This should be good enough for now. I-I just hope it doesn't begin to bleed through at any point." he said before finally looking back up at Zim. "Th-Thank you..." he thanked the other, a small blush gracing his face.
Smiling back at the boy, Zim moved in to kiss him on the forehead, pulling back after a moment or two. "Don't mention it..." he smiled wide at the other before lifting his gaze up to the ceiling to have a look around. "We have to find
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Red couldn't believe it. It just wasn't possible. Zim conquering a planet! Absurd! But here he stood, gaping back at two beings, who had agreed on it, in surprise. "So, Zim ACTUALLY conquered a planet...?!" he asked again, looking at Dib while pointing at said Irken.
"Yes! And I-I'm his proof of that! I-I wouldn't be down in his lab if I weren't his slave!"
"Y-Yeah!" Zim then cut in, grabbing hold of Dib and pulling him close. "That's my slave for you!" he smiled back nervously, shifting about in his spot.
"Hmm...Well...If you conquered the planet...I guess it's time for you to come back..." Red said before turning away and shaking his hea
Paparazzi ch.3 ZaDr AU"We're on in ten." The not-so helpful guy yelled through the dressing room door. Whoever he was. Dib ran a hand down his haggard face, staring at the mirror and in turn at himself. It wasn't a pretty sight. Make up caked his skin and he looked orange. Though he was kind of glad because at least the green of nausea wouldn't show through.Paparazzi ch.3 ZaDr AU in Romance More Like This
The nervousness was rising to a dangerous peak, to the point where Dib felt very unsteady on his feet. How could he do this? He couldn't. Not now and not ever. Sure, he'd been Dad's assistant many a time but, actually running it? Ha. No. Nope.
"Dib." The sound of his sister's voice had him spinning on his fo
Waking Up In Vegas prt 10The human's fingers clacked nosily away at the damp keyboard, praying that his battery power lasted long enough to get the transmission through. The little light was already beeping at Dib as a warning, but with a final press of the enter button, a loading bar popped up and made itself known. Not too long now.Waking Up In Vegas prt 10 in Romance More Like This
Dib straightened himself up; instinctively knowing he looked as if he'd been run over ten times, kicked around, attacked by a giant squid and then left out in the rain. A shaky hand ran itself through tangled dark locks. Contacting powerful leaders and looking like road kill was about as humiliating as it got. But, still he knew it did
Waking Up in Vegas Prt.8The inside of the cab was silent. A dull thrumming as the wheels turned over rough pavement. A hand fumbled along the inside of his coat, Bill desperately wanted a cigarette.Waking Up in Vegas Prt.8 in Romance More Like This
A single glance into the review mirror again stopped him though and he dropped his searching digits. With a stressed sigh, the hazel eyes dropped again to stare out the window where the destination was approaching.
"An SOS? Like a boat?"
Dib frowned, as he finally noticed the pink specks of Zim's blood on his jacket. Not to mention that stickiness of his own and Julio's blood. Gold eyes shot up to the driver and he swallowed.
"No. I-It's not a traditional SOS. It's i
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He felt like a child, hands pressed against the glass. Face almost doing the same as he stared with morbid curiosity as his father and several other scientists talked around a body. It was cut open, blood dripping into a contained container around the table. A clean white sheet, all but soaked. One of the scientists said something behind his mask and they all laughed. Dib couldn’t remove his eyes from the glistening organs, the limp limbs that poked from the sheet.
That had haunted him in his dreams ever since and today was the same. Except for the fact that Dib was 19 now and the subject wasn’t under a sheet with
Paparazzi ch.2 ZADR AUThe pavement gave off waves of heat, sizzling in the summer air. The stained white doors of the Empire's back entrance shot open and hit the side of the building with a metallic bang. Out of the air conditioned haven, Zim slipped onto the pavement and began practically strutting to his car. Right behind him, his assistant Drewlin followed with a clip board in one hand and an uPhone in the other.Paparazzi ch.2 ZADR AU in Romance More Like This
Zim was already in the slick, sports car, lounging lazily. "Hurry up. There is much to do before tonight." Drewlin popped into the front seat and started it up; pulling them out of the parking lot without much difficulty as there was no traffic aroun
Waking Up In Vegas Prt.7Bill licked his lips, glancing at the road sign that they passed on the right side of the road. Ten miles until Dib's destination was reached. That didn't leave very long to finish this story. And as bad as he felt this would turn out, he wanted Dib to finish it. Somehow it was almost vitally important to him.Waking Up In Vegas Prt.7 in Romance More Like This
"So, you went up to his room?" Sounded like a stupid question to him, but something obviously needed to be said as encouragement to keep the boy going. It worked, because Dib nodded, albeit reluctantly and cleared his throat, as if it pained him.
"Well, we went up, Zim flirting with Julio the entire time, or at least the best version
Waking Up in Vegas Prt.9Dib shuddered, trying to ignore the deluge of rain, and failing miserably. The drops soaked him to the bones, making painful shivers rock him as he fought to keep his fingers steady on the keyboard.Waking Up in Vegas Prt.9 in Romance More Like This
Perhaps part of the problem was fear, for what the Tallest would say upon seeing a worthless human contacting them. But, more than anything it was the fact that while in the car, spilling his guts out to a stranger that Dib finally noticed something that had been in essence building for most of his life.
Everything made so much more sense now that he'd said it out loud. Every syllable had sunk into his brain as he'd sat in that backseat, repeati
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Bill kept looking in the rearview mirror at his passenger, eyebrows furrowed in a silent question. This particular boy looked so familiar. The golden eyes and long eyelashes. Pale skin and not so subtle scars. Tall, gawky and too thin body.
Quite suddenly, a big flash of memory hit him like a car crash. That night so long ago it felt. The night where his life as a boring old cabbie had been irrevocably altered to revolve around a distraught teenager and his friend.
Hazel eyes widened in recognition, mouth falling open as he glanced at the tuxedo and spiked hair. All that was missing was pink blood and glass shards.
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Recap from last time: Bill slammed on the breaks a coyote running by, with a cub in it's mouth, stopping to stare at the stupid vehicle with yellow eyes before disappearing. Dib watched them run away, into the darkening landscape.
Everyone good? Okay? ok let's gooooooooooooo!
Waking Up In Vegas Part 3
OccupationHe was 5 years old when he told his teacher that he wanted to be a super hero when he grew up. Flying through the clouds, basking in the sun's rays. Shooting things with laser eyes and lifting heavy stuff with super strength. Reading minds.Occupation in General Fiction More Like This
It was fantasy, it was fantastic and even at four his imagination was stretching, breaking beyond what normal kids his age were thinking up. Because when the other pre-skoolers were drawing houses, stick figures and eating glue, Dib was thinking about why the sky was so red when old pictures in books said it was blue. He wanted to know what rain tasted like. Why did people have different eye colors? How d
Zim and Dib Play Slenderdib is on his computer, and zim comes in through the window, quietly as always, but with no INTENTION of scaring dib. dib looks kinda pale as he's staring wide eyed at his comuter screen, focusing on whatever he's doing.Zim and Dib Play Slender in Humor More Like This
zim: hey.
dib: BWAH!!!
zim: ...
dib: jesus christ, zim! why do you always DO that?!?
zim: i didn't mean to. i'm bored.
dib: (quickly turning back to the computer, eyes widen again and he whimpers very softly) now's NOT a good time!
zim: why? what are you doing?
dib: zim, SHUT. UP. i can't-- SHIT!
zim: (looks bewildered as he moves closer and looks over dib's shoulder at the computer screen.) what is this?
dib: zim,
From Rivalry To Passion- Prologue"Iry cirtn. Uie'hy myhtoar uie mor micpsyty tny callair ar tnot tacy? Vy mor't ojjihd ti pet ijj ieh psorl yzyr iry dou sirgyh tnor tnot. Uie hyosafy tnal, oc A mihhymt?"From Rivalry To Passion- Prologue in Romance More Like This
"Yes. I understand completely. Iry cirtn al oss A'ss ryyd."
"Very well then, human. I'll make arrangements for you to be transported to the planet of your choosing. But remember, one month's time is all we can afford you. Do I make myself clear?
"Yes. Thank you. I give you my word. I won't let you down." a pearly-toothed smile broke the otherwise stony expression of the dark-haired man standing before the council that had gathered on his behalf.
"You best not, human. Thi
From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 2For several long moments, Dib could only stare at the package that met him when he reached the front door to his house, a part of him fighting to resist the urge he had to open it while another part of him fought to not give up so easily on his dreams.From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 2 in Romance More Like This
He reached for it, stopped himself, and then finally decided he couldn't just leave said package out by the front door where it might be rained on or stolen. So stooping down low to pick it up, he then headed on inside, telling himself he would only stash it in his room until he found the time to mail it back. After all, there was no point in him keeping it. Not when he already had years worth
From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 1Dib glared at his rival from his spot across the room, his ever-intense stare not once letting up as he battled for dominance in the staring contest that had started between the two of them and had been going on for nearly an hour now.From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 1 in Romance More Like This
"This is all your fault..." he muttered, half to himself and half to the disguised alien staring just as intensely back at him.
Antennae twitching beneath his wig at the silent statement, the Irken scoffed at those words. "ZIM is not the one who brought a water gun to school, worm-baby. If anyone is to blame for landing us in detention, it's YOU!" he jabbed a finger in the human's direction, standing abruptly
From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 7“I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. Perhaps I’m getting old and going a little senile.” the man ran a hand through his hair as he followed just a few steps behind the teen, said paranormal investigator walking rather stiffly as he made his way down the street, more than a little annoyed with the other still. “You sure have grown though. The last time I saw you, you barely came past my waist. But just look at you now! You’re nearly as tall as me! And I don’t doubt you still have at least a little more growing to do.” he smiled lightly before feeling that smile fall away at the lack ofFrom Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 7 in Romance More Like This
From Rivalry To Passion-Chaper 6Dib felt his world spinning out of control, the ground beneath him feeling as though it were caving in as everything else became lost to him in a sea of questions. Before he even had time to register everything being said around him, he saw his vision blur and the floor come rushing up at him.From Rivalry To Passion-Chaper 6 in Romance More Like This
“Dib? Dib!” the receptionist had been trying to catch the boy’s attention when he suddenly paled and collapsed onto his knees in the middle of her office. “Somebody call the nurse!” she called as she got up from her desk to walk around and check him, the dark-haired man having thankfully caught the boy on his way down befo
From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 3"At'l tacy. We're here. Are you ready?" a whisper broke the silence as one of two shadowed figures shifted within the space pod that had transported them to the small blue planet they'd once called home. "I can carry you if you're still worn out. I don't know how far we'll have to walk though." fingers untwined themselves from the mess of brown hair they'd been locked in for the majority of the trip. Petting them back delicately, the man then worked to rearrange the locks back into place before stretching and searching for the emergency exit so both could crawl out from the cramped space pod.From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 3 in Romance More Like This
Without so much as a word, the second form shifte
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Chapter 3: Reproduction?
Blushing profusely at this point, Zim watched Dib leave the classroom with a slightly angry look on his face. "I..." he threw his finger up in the air with his eyes closed, following after Dib. "...hate you." he finally said, pointing at Dib with a slightly annoyed look on his face now. "Now that I'm stuck with your filthy filthiness...Um..." he closed his eyes as hard as he could, as though trying to think of how to phrase his next question. "When and where shall we do it?" he asked, his teeth grit and fists shaking. The alien hated that teacher, but he couldn't help but see this as an opportunity to find out what i
From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 5"You're late, Dib!"From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 5 in Romance More Like This
"I know, but I-"
"No buts! Just take your seat and I'll deal with you after class." the boy's teacher scolded him, pointing to an empty seat amongst the sea of other students.
Dib had thrown himself through the classroom door in his rush to make it to class on time, completely disrupting the lecture his teacher had been on a roll preaching for the last forty minutes or so. A few of the students laughed, snickering at the poor boy’s misfortune. But Dib didn’t care. He had made it on time with at least two minutes to spare.
As he walked to his seat, he couldn’t help but spare a certain disguised Irken a
From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 4Fingers twitched before running themselves through dark hair nervously. This was the place. The place he'd been told to come to, at least. The elementary school down the road had turned him down, and now the raven-haired man stood before the threshold of the one high school they had in town.From Rivalry To Passion-Chapter 4 in Romance More Like This
He took a deep breath and straightened out his shirt the best he could. This was the absolute last place he wanted to return to. Not after the years he'd spent as a student here. But having been gone for so long, it came as no surprise to him that the elementary school he used to work for turned him down. They told him of an opportunity at the local high
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Chapter 2: Teamwork
Having forgotten already that he was really, REALLY late for school by now, Zim walked slowly through the snow towards the educational establishment, a confused and even slightly sad look plastered on his face. He couldn't stop thinking about the large headed boy as he stared morosely at his feet, the other's words playing on rerun over and over again inside his head. The human never yelled at him like that so he didn't even know how to react to it. All he knew was that it had been a change from the normal witty banter they usually tossed back and forth on a daily basis.
'What's wrong with the stink-boy? He NE
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Chapter Six
Resolve came in the form of first sunlight beaming through the shattered hole that was at one point a window. It immediately melted away the shadows and extinguished the coolness that the night had brought. Everything was completely visible now and revealed to the paranoid human.
However, even after the sun had come up, Dib took a while to convince himself that there wasn't actually anything there, and that it had all just been a crazy delusion in his head. After several more minutes of watching everything around him, he had finally convinced himself that he was alone now, which actually relaxed him and made him realize how tire
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"That was actually kinda fun," Gaz said, referring to their earlier dance.
"Yeah, I like it," Zim agreed.
"Kinda makes you tired, though." Her hand was pressed to her chest as she took deep breaths.
"It's supposed to. It's an exercise as well as a dance."
"No kidding."
"One bottle of water," Zim said to the lady in the concession stand. She fished one out of the ice-filled cooler and set it on the counter.
"One dollar," she said.
Zim dug a dollar bill out of her pocket and gave it to her, then picked up the bottle. The ice-cold water clinging to its outside made him flinch as it burned his skin. He
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Dib watched Zim curiously as he saw the irken remove his wig for only a brief moment to massage his antennae before looking around and quickly putting it back on. No one seemed to have noticed; no one except a certain black-haired kid.
Dib lowered his binoculars and leaned back against the trunk of the tree he was perched in. It was recess and he was doing his usual spying on Zim. They were in Hi-Skool by now and Zim hadn't managed to take over Earth yet. Not that anyone really expected him to. He's shown his incompetency so many times Dib stopped worrying about him long ago. He just liked observing the many odd quirks the alien
ZaDF - Things Happen... The waiting room was quiet. Only a few people were still hanging around to see family members at this time of night, but there was a particular short boy with peculiar green skin who refused to leave, sitting cross-legged on an uncomfortable chair, shaking fingers flipping idly through a magazine his eyes simply could not focus on long enough to read. He's been here all day, and every single time he asked to see his nemesis, he was told that the boy was still in surgery. Recently, he had gotten news that he had been moved to the intensive care unit on this floor, hence why he was waiting in this room.ZaDF - Things Happen... in General Fiction More Like This
He didn't question why he cared so muc
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1 Dib paused as he read the bulletin board near the school's front door.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"What're you reading?" the familiar voice said from behind him.
Without turning around, Dib reached back with an arm and pulled Zim toward him, holding him close. "Just looking to see if there are any new announcements."
Surprised but pleased at finding himself this close to his human, Zim stretched up onto the tips of his toes so he could rest his head against Dib's shoulder, reading the board too. "Hey, look!" He pointed at a bright flyer. "All applicants for homecoming king and queen need to talk to the principal before January 10th!"
"So?" Dib had no clue why
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2 A few weeks passed, and soon, it was time to vote for homecoming king and queen. Dib managed to convince Zim that they should vote for someone other than themselves, since that wasn't very modest. After much deliberation, they agreed to cast both of their votes on Zita and her boyfriend. Dib even managed to keep Zim from demanding to know who voted for him afterward.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day of the dance came. Since they were candidates, they had to go to all of the events before the actual dance, such as the pep rally, basketball, and football games. Though they weren't interested in sports, they agreed anyway. They didn't have much choice, and besides, t
ZaDRish - It Wasn't a Kiss Zim stood absolutely still, arms crossed, boots planted stubbornly in the sand. He refused to acknowledge even the warm, slightly salty wind that caressed his face.ZaDRish - It Wasn't a Kiss in Romance More Like This
"Come on, Zim!" Dib called from the water. He waved at him. "The water's fine!"
Zim glared at him. "No, I hate Earth water! I didn't want to come to the beach anyway, but you talked me into bringing you here!"
He had used the Voot cruiser to fly them to the East Coast, going down almost to Florida in favor of warmer weather and larger waves. He had bathed in paste beforehand, but he didn't plan on going in the water.
Dib shrugged. "All right, your loss." He fixed his glas
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Zim glared out the window of his house at the deadly white flakes drifting down. They looked so harmless and almost serene. If it wasn't for the fact that they were nothing more than frozen water, which could cause severe burns unless he was prepared. Since he didn't want to take a paste bath, though, he was staying inside where it was toasty warm and waiting until the snow stopped.
GIR was outside building a snowman while MiniMoose looked for rocks to use for the facial features. GIR waved at Zim. "Mastah, come outside! Please?" His voice was loud enough that it was easily heard from inside.
For about the tenth t
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Category: Invader Zim
Author: VexVulpes
Language: English
Rating: T
Genre: Romance/Humor/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,466
"Side Effects May Include..."
Chapter 1
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It was a rather nice day. The sun was shining, birds were singing, people smiled and waved at each other.
From a rather strange, green house on a round-about street, a voice growled, " I hate cheerful days like this!"
Inside the house, Irken Invader Zim jerked the blinds of a window closed adn walked to a small couch. GIR, his dog-suited dysfunctional SIR unit, shoved a whole taco in his mouth and laughed insanely.
"I mean, look at t
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"He doesn't look so good."
"Geez, Gaz, that's stating the obvious."
My head really hurt now… And the fact that we were moving only made my headache worse.
"Hey Dib, I think your alien specimen's waking up."
"Gaz, could you please shut up? I'm trying to drive."
"Someone's in a bad mood."
"Look, I'm kinda going through a lot right now, ok!"
I was… lying down… in the back seat of… a car.
This car smelt nice.
"Like what?"
"Oh gee, like you of all people care."
"So? If it'll get you to stop driving like a pissed off old lady, I'm all ears. I've got ten more levels in Vampire Piggies to beat, so I'd prefer not
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"Your head is BIG!"
"Yes, GIR, now could you open the damn door! I'm soaked!"
"You wouldn't be soaked if you hadn't given him your coat."
"He's allergic to water, Gaz."
"Ch, whatever."
"WHY is your head so BIG!"
"GIR…" I moaned, wincing. "PLEASE shut up…"
"WHY!"
"I'll… get you tacos when I feel better…"
"I-" Sniff. "I love you…"
"Me too, GIR, now… go watch Scary Monkey… or something…"
"YAYZ!" GIR cried, running off. Flinching, I buried my face in Dib's soaked t-shirt, thanking whoever invented the ingenious idea of paint.
Dib walked to the couch and sat down, still holding me close.
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Dib and Gaz had had to go home.
And, for some reason, I felt absolutely miserable. I felt like someone was squeezing my heart to the point where it was about to burst.
This was the same feeling I'd had earlier when I missed Irk. But… I didn't miss it now.
Well, not as much.
I stared at the starry sky outside my window. I now wished more than ever I could sleep.
What was it like?
Was it like being awake? Was there pain? Was there darkness? Was it like daydreaming?
GIR went into sleep mode sometimes. Was that the same as human sleep?
If I could sleep…
Would I dream of Dib?
A sharp pain hit my chest and I whined. I&
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"What do I dream about?"
I nodded, refusing to look at him. This whole 'dream' thing was kind of embarrassing now that Dib was here-
"Zim, are you blushing?"
"NO!" I snapped, ignoring the pain in my throat. Although I could've sworn my already burning hot face had become even warmer.
Dib laughed. The sound soothed my headache somewhat. "Yes you are!"
"I am not!"
"Your face is as red as your eyes!"
"LIES!"
"Well, at least he's back to his normal self," Gaz muttered from her place on the floor. Pausing her game, she reached into a take-out bag, extracted a taco, and gave it to GIR, who squealed happily.
It was obvious she
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"What's this?" I asked, holding up a strange, soft cusion thing.
"That's a pillow," Dib explained, kicking my front door shut behind him.
"And that?" I asked, pointing at the huge square of cloth he was now spreading on the couch.
"A blanket. It keeps you warm."
"Why would I want to be warm when I'm already burning up?"
Dib frowned, deep in thought. "I'm... not really sure..."
"Do you wanna learn how to sleep or not?" Gaz growled, spreading another blanket, this one much thicker, on the floor.
I nodded, squeezing the pillow. I was starting to like this thing. Mostly because it smelled like Dib.
"Then shut up and enjoy your... sl
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"You asleep yet?"
"No..." I snuggled up closer to Dib. Amazing how his growth spurt had created a perfect fit for me.
Dib sighed and placed his chin on my head. "Gaz and GIR have already crashed."
"But... they weren't in vehicles of any sort..."
"It's an expression. It means they're-" He yawned. "Asleep."
"... Are you about to... crash?"
"Not before you do."
"But what if I don't?"
Dib chuckled. "I don't know, Zim, you're a pretty good crasher."
"But I've never fallen asleep before."
"Joke Zim. You know, like 'funny, ha ha'?"
"Oh yeah."
Dib sighed. "Come on, Zim. You've got to be tired!"
"Exhausted."
"Then falling asle
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My throat was on fire, but that was the least of my worries.
This sensation inside was so confusing. Dib and I had been mortal enemies for seven human years now! Why was this unsettling sensation appearing now!?
What did it mean?
"Zim!"
I winced. "Yes?"
It was barely a croak, but she heard. "You're zoning out. Pay attention or I'll send you to the underground classroom. For the rats."
"Yes, Mrs. Bitters," I weezed. A few desks to my left, I could here Dib snickering...
It was warming my squeedily spooch.
I moaned and laid my head in my hands. Stupid sensation! Just thinking of that earth-worm made my mind go fu
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"WHAT IS IT!?"
"It's-"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"It's a-"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"GIR, will you PLEASE shut up!?"
"I DON'T WANNA! ... OK!"
I groaned and collapsed into my keyboard. It was cool against my burning forhead.
I was in pure, utter agony. Not only was my throat raw and inflamed, but I was uncomfortably hot and my head hurt. A lot.
And GIR wasn't helping.
"Doom de doom doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!"
"GIR, enough with the singing!"
"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"
"GIR..."
"LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!"
"No, GIR, let's be QUIET!"
And, on top of my poor condition, this sensation hadn't left yet. I still felt warm and fuzz
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I was in a bright room. Every Irken I knew, and didn't know, was surrounding me. Watching, waiting.
The massive group parted and the Tallest walked up. Despite the fact I'd gained a foot of height in the past five years, I still had to crane my neck to see them clearly.
Tallest Red cleared his throat. "Zim, we have evaluated your life."
"Evaluated?" I asked, confused.
"Yes, evaluated," Tallest Purple stated. "As in, 'looked over it and judged it'."
"Judged it!?" I yelped, gasping in shock. "Why!?"
"To decide whether you're worth our time."
"To decide whether you're useful!"
"And you're not, Zim," Red replied smugly
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