What Family Means to Me part 6Part 6: MiraclesWhat Family Means to Me part 6 in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Why is it that something bad seems to happen to us every other day?" Ian asked as he climbed into bed.
"You haven't been around as long as I have," Bugs told him.
"Don't worry, Ian," Lola said. "You've got me, and Bugs and Jack to protect you."
Ian smiled. "I'm so lucky."
Lola kissed him on the forehead. "We're the lucky ones."
"It's the feet," Bugs said with a smirk. He and Lola looked at each other and remembered that night
"Almost there, Mrs. Bunny," the doctor assured here.
"You said that two hours ago!" Lola said in between pants.
"Just keep going, Lo," Bugs said. "You can do it."
Lola knew she could do it. She just had to work through the pain, like in a basketball game. Just had to focus on the goal. She breathed and she pushed
And then "WAAAH!"
The sound, to her, was more beautiful than any game-ending buzzer, the relief and the joy greater than any trophy or medal than anyone could ever give her.
"It's a boy!" the docto
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"Come on, Pauline," Pepe said. "Just a little bit farther "
"Dad I can't!" Pauline cried. "I can't do it!" And with that, she slipped and hit the floor.
Pepe laughed. "Looks like moi wins again!" he declared, getting to his feet and helping his daughter up.
Twister: putting people into questionable positions since 1966.
Penelope chuckled to herself and returned to her tea and novel. But after a second, the phone rang. Penelope answered it.
"Penelope? Is that you?" a familiar voice asked.
"Dad!" Penelope said. "How are you? I haven't heard from you in ages!"
"Oh, honey, hi," Penelope's father, Pierre, said. "Uh, I'm doing all right, but your mother isn't doing so well."
"She isn't?" Penelope asked. "What--?" There was a beep. "Hang on, I've got a call waiting."
She answered the other call. "Hello?"
"Penelope Pussycat?" a voice said. "This is the President of the United States"
"Get off the line, bub! I've got an important call!" Penelope shouted and hun
What Family Means to Me part 3Part 3: LifeWhat Family Means to Me part 3 in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The next week, the couples came to my office so that Porky could help them rewrite their wills in light of the new kids, while I played with the kids downstairs.
"So, th-that's all?" Porky asked, looking up from his notes.
"Yes, I think that's everything," Penelope said, looking a little drained.
"Are you o-o-o all right?"
"Well, the little guys are due any day now," Penelope said. "He's taking a lot out of me," she added with a small smile.
Like true gentlemen, the Bugs, Sylvester and Pepe helped their wives down the stairs, with Tina and Daffy following. Porky brought up the rear.
The group had just reached the bottom of the stairs and turned on the light when
"SURPRISE!" The rest of the Tune Squad, along with the kids and myself had prepared a surprise baby shower for them. The couples jumped back in surprise, then burst out laughing. "You sneaky weasels!" Lola laughed, hugging Ian and me.
The party was soon in full swing, and we proceeded to show
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Part 1: Surprise
"Another excellent episode, my friend," Wile E. said as he and Road exited the Warner Brother studios.
"(Half of it was you,)" Road answered.
"True, true," Wile E. said. He sighed and his face became serious. "Road, I think this is a good time for us to talk." The two of them walked behind one of the lots. Wile E. sat down.
"This this is difficult," he said.
"[What's so difficult about it?]" Road said. "[It couldn't be simpler.]"
"Well, I'm a coyote and you're a road runner," Wile E. said, looking away. "Besides, we're supposed to be enemies. If we come out with this I mean, what will our friends and fans think? I don't know"
Wile E.'s rambling was stopped by a sharp rap on the head. "[I don't CARE what other people will think!]" Road shouted, grabbing Wile E. by the shoulders.
There was a pause, then Wile E. took Road's hands in his own. "You're right," he said.
"We'll tell them tonight."
That night, the Tune Squad and I con
A Desert Romance part 4Part 4: Revenge of the HawkA Desert Romance part 4 in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Wake up, Coyote."
Wile E. slowly came around. He realized he was sitting in a chair with his hands chained together. Surrounding him were three strange creatures; bird-like things with green feathers and purple frills. He recognized them as Marvin's Instant Martians. Two of them were aiming guns at him. The other one was standing in front of him. And standing on a table next to that one was
"Henery Hawk," Wile E. said. "What an unpleasant surprise."
"You're not happy to see me after all these years?" the little chickenhawk sneered.
"I can't say that I am," Wile E. said. "What's this about?"
Henery Hawk gestured to the side. Wile E. looked up and gasped.
There was a huge cannon next to him. It was wide enough to fit a huge boulder inside, and almost as tall as a skyscraper.
"Say hello to the Chickenhawk Supercannon," Henery said.
"What are you planning to do with it?" Wile E. asked.
"I'm planning to fire an explosive charge filled with plutonium from h
Kicks and Grins: prolougeIt started in early July. I was at the Toontown Police Department, sitting in my office, doing some paperwork at the desk. And I heard a voice speaking in an English accent from the door.Kicks and Grins: prolouge in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"For the life of me, I never thought I'd see you in this town."
I looked up and saw a tall Toon sheep standing at the door. He had gray hair on top of his head, green eyes, and a small pair of spectacles on the tip of his nose. He was wearing a tan blazer with a dark blue tie decorated with gray polka dots and pants. The distinctive bulge of a shoulder holster was distinctive underneath the jacket.
"And I thought you'd stay back in London," I replied.
A grin crossed the sheep's face as one crossed mine as well. I stood up and we both embraced.
"How are you, Jack?" The sheep's name was Mason Leicester, a detective from Scotland Yard. I had worked with him years ago during my stint in the SFPD, and we had become friends. However, I fell out of contact with him after I left
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(The main street of Toontown, facing the sunrise. In slow motion, the Tune Squad appears and begin to walk towards the camera. Dramatic music swells
(When suddenly, Jack and the Toons, still going in slow motion, simultaneously trip and go flying!)
ALL: Wwwwhhhhoooooaaaaaa (Boom!)
DIRECTOR: Aaaaannnnndddd ccccuuuuuttttt.
RESIDENTOTOONTOWN IS PROUD TO PRESENT:
"LOONEY ON ACCIDENT:" A GAG REEL COLLECTION OF BLOOPERS, MISTAKES, AND OUTTAKES FROM SOME OF OUR EPISODES
Looney Tunes: Noire part 2: The Toontown Club
(Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd are seated at a table, talking. Tina and Daffy are in the background.)
SAM: Y'know, this song reminds me of my old girlfriend, Elise. You may not believe this, but Elise was a lobster.
ELMER: Yeah, wight.
SAM: No, really. I remember that when she fell asleep, I used to pull on her tendons and make her walk.
ELMER: Come on. You with a wobster?
SAM: Yeah. We eventually broke up, because she accused me of being all g
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"It's the pig and the mouse!" Rocky shouted, racing across the streets of Toontown slums, Mugsy just behind him. Porky and Speedy zipped away from them, heading for an abandoned warehouse.
"Hurry, Porky, or you'll be a side of bacon!" Speedy shouted, holding open the door.
"M-maybe if y-y-you had an O-o-oreo, I-I'd r-ru-r-ru…go faster!" Porky said half-sarcastically, running through the door and slamming it shut.
Rocky and Mugsy ran up and tried to open the door, only to find that it was tightly locked. "Go around the back!" Rocky shouted, leading his partner around the warehouse. Finding another door, they burst in.
They didn't expect to receive two bricks to the head as soon as they went in. BONK-BONK! The impacts knocked them both to the floor, stunned.
Seizing his chance, Speedy ran up and stood on Rocky's chest. Mugsy, recovering from the blow faster, saw Speedy and took out a crowbar.
Rocky started to regain consciousness and saw his partner standing over him, h
What Family Means to Me part 2Part 2: PreparationWhat Family Means to Me part 2 in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The news spread rapidly among the others. Within a couple weeks, all of Toontown knew that Lola, Tina, Penelope and Sylvia were expecting (like they could've hidden it any longer, with Lola's and the cat's bellies getting so big!).
The reaction's from the kids were mixed. Piper and Sylvester Junior were both taking it coolly, but I could tell they were excited. The new baby bunny was all Ian ever talked about anymore; if you let him go on too long, he would start practically bouncing off the walls!
Pauline, however, was unhappy. She was trying to hide it, but children aren't usually very good liars (and besides, as a detective, I have an instinct for when someone's not telling me the truth).
"Pauline, look," I told her one day while on sitting duty, watching her do her homework. "I know you're not excited about this, but you don't have to be jealous"
"I'm fine, Uncle Jack," she said forcefully. I noticed her unconsciously sheathing and unsheathing her claws. I
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Under guard by three Instant Martians, Wile E. bent over the writing table, examining the blueprints. On the inside, he was trying to think of a plan to escape.
Nothing came up. There were just too many of them, and he didn't have anything.
Fine. Then if I can't escape, I can still make sure that Henery's plan won't work
It was the middle of the night, several hours later. Speedy and Tweety silently made their way back to us. "Well?" I asked.
"The entrance is over there," Speedy said, pointing. "But there are many guards, all with guns."
"I tink we can sneak past, though," Tweety put in.
I thought for a moment. The other members of the Tune Squad waited behind me. Road tapped her foot impatiently, looking desperate. Ralph kept licking his lips; Sam Sheepdog cracked his knuckles softly.
"Okay, guys," I said, pulling out my gun. "We go around, fast and quiet. Let's show them what the Tune Squad is made off."
Suddenly, there was the sound of guns clicking behi
Playing the VictimHe lunges forward towards her , and she stands there, just smiling.Playing the Victim in Free Verse More Like This
Hit me, she taunts, and at this, his angry fist nearly goes flying.
Like a ferocious lion barring its fangs at a wolf adorned in lambs skin,
the bitch just bats her eyes, and plays the “victim”, behind her hair, a feral grin.
It's getting too dangerous, he's getting to strong,
he'll break free from my grasp, and do more than break her arm.
She flips dark hair like the wipers on a car, and it's darkness mirrors that of her hollow soul.
He's nearly out of my grasp now, this is going to far. We're digging ourselves into a black hole.
“Get away! You're not wanted here!” I scream so loudly,
I fear that blood leaks from my ear, but I've garnered my reaction proudly.
“Why should I have to go!” Her watery eyes shout at me,
“I'm the victim, he's trying to hurt me!”
“You manipulative bitch,” I think to myself loudly,
and as I yell another “Go
Being Cis Isn't EasyBeing Cis is EasyBeing Cis Isn't Easy in Free Verse More Like This
So I suppose that when I was kicked out last night,
for being gay,
that my pain meant nothing,
because let’s face it, i'm cis, anyway.
I think that the marks on my wrist are just ketchup stains,
because i'm cis, so I can't bleed,
Did you know, I'm invincible to pain?
Racism isn't a thing if you're a cisgendered male,
be you black, white or whatever,
you can't experience racism, so why even tell?
Misandry nor misogyny exist of your cis,
so girls and boys, let's stop this confusion,
let's just do away with this.
Depression, huh! Do you mean a cry for attention?
Because if you're cis and experiencing this,
don't bother mentioning it.
And you can't be bullied, you cis scum!
So stop telling us that you are,
because we know you're just making it up.
A broken family, bitch please!
Everyone knows that
cisgendered brats have everything.
Call me stingy, but I ask one thing,
I beg of you to keep the
label “cis” away from me.
Because you love to put us al
To Girls Who Love to blame Boys for Your Problems,Dear Girls,To Girls Who Love to blame Boys for Your Problems, in Letters More Like This
Please stop playing the victim.
Boys are not always the cause of your problems, chances are, you are. You just refuse to acknowledge it.
The more you blame them, the more bitter and spiteful you will become. Stop destroying yourself from the inside because you cannot take responsibility for the mess you've created.
Stop playing the victim. Get up and do something about it. Crying won't help, nor will hating the opposite sex.
If you're tired of being called a slut because you love breaking hearts, than stop sleeping around. If you're tired of being called a bitch, than stop treating boys like shit. If you're tired of being treated as an object, gain some self-esteem. If you're tired of starving yourself because of a break up, that's your problem. We told you to eat, but you won't listen. You only blame it one him, but who destroyed the relationship in the first place?
Whither away like the twig you are if it makes you feel better.
Problems are problems, they all have solutio
Where Was FeminismWhere was feminism, when it was needed the most?Where Was Feminism in Free Verse More Like This
When its equality could have served as an angelic host?
Where has it's “message” gone, and who has it saved?
Besides women, has it left others in their early graves?
I looked for it when children clawed at my feet,
hungry and sickly, they looked at me for meat.
I searched high and low when I passed through asylums,
and I half expected feminist to be campaigning beside them.
But to my dismay I figured they were all at Planned Parenthood,
as the state of children or mentally ill had nothing to do with their womanhood.
So alas, I looked for feminism when I found a battered man,
who'd been beat by his wife, and ignored like a piece of rotten ham.
“Go to the shelter, it's just up the street,”
“It's only for women,” Sadly, said he.
Today was veterans day, thus I searched for feminist support,
yet I'm sure they were advocating for some unrightful divorce.
I wondered where it was in 3rd world country,
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I'm a boy, not a monster. It's almost plausible that me, a human being, be considered a monster, an inhuman creature who enjoys blood lust and violence for sport. That's not me, i'm the exact opposite. However, if you, Miss Feminist, can assume that I, a normal boy, a monster, than shall I assume the same for you?
No, I can't, because when I do, the entire world turns against me. Above me is a cloud, and the cloud is named “Society”. It whispers words into my ears, fills my head with such thick smoke that the substance absorbs into my brain. I'm blinded by your views and have been stricken mute by your ideals, by the fact that to you all, to women, to the world I'm a rapist by blood, a born killer. That I deserve to be walked over, trodden on, regarded as nothing but trash. And I believe this, as the cloud thickens and the smoke darkens, I believe everything you say.
Why? Because Society tells me so. You are society, Miss Feminist, the world will take your side.
What the Hell is Feminism?What the Hell is Feminism?What the Hell is Feminism? in Emotional More Like This
Is it “Woman Power”?
Is it “Man-Hate”?
I thought it was about equality, but it seems pretty stupid to me now. If anything, it's a one-sided war, a war waged on a gender that does not deserve out hate in the least. What one man does to one woman does not speak for the man sitting next to you, Ms. Feminist.
He's a man, yes. But that's all, a man who just like you can be hurt, can be shamed, can be raped, can be humiliated_I thought that's what feminism was about, pointing out how alike the two genders are. I thought it was about equality.
But how wrong I was.
If I don't hate men, than apparently, I’m no feminist. If I believe men can be abused_If I believe that they suffer more then some women do, due to societies “strong” view of men, than I guess I’m no fem inst. If I support equal rights and equal right only, than I’m no feminist either.
But you know what, I’d rather be my own person then belo
The Typical FeministFeminism was never her thing. Women's rights were the least of her concern.The Typical Feminist in Short Stories More Like This
The world had wars to end, death tolls to lower, and problems to fix.
As far as she was concerned, feminism could wait.
Until that fateful day.
He came home late, staggering like a drunk pig. He tripped over his own two feet, and murmured unintelligent words.
His balance was off, and the wall served as his primary means of support.
Like the faithful sister she was, she rushed to his side, and helped him to his room. He struggled, and he told her to leave, told her that he didn't want her to aid him.
She didn't though, and ignored his protest.
Then he did something he'd never done before, something that was so uncharacteristic of him, that it shocked her to the bone.
He hit her.
But she helped.
He shoved her.
But she insisted.
During this time, thoughts surged through her head...
Why was he treating her like this? What did she do to warrant this behavior?
After what seemed like hours of endless pushing, shoving,
A prayer for my children (gay, straight or bi)A note to my daughter or faithful son,A prayer for my children (gay, straight or bi) in Free Verse More Like This
(and I await the day I will have one),
I'll love you no matter what you are,
but here are some of the rules you must follow by far.
Bi, lesbian, trans or gay,
please know that your orientation doesn't turn me away,
because I know that God has made you this way,
however, remember, you must be so the Catholic way.
Don't renounce your love, for, I know what you think
I simply mean to follow some laws our church does teach.
No sex before marriage, be you a boy or a girl,
we don't need abortion taking souls from this world.
Not to mention, it's for your own good,
because unfortunately, on earth there's people who would,
just use you for sex,
and behind you, you'll create a legion of exes.
Love, for it's your soul purpose on earth,
because that is the true measure of a Christian's worth.
Do so without speaking, hate or being biased,
despite the agony that will come, be a Christian while acting your brightest.
Hate, be prepared for mountains of hate,
I Have the Right to an OpinionJust because I don't support the LGBT movement, just because I don't support your cause does not make me evil.I Have the Right to an Opinion in Free Verse More Like This
It just makes me a person with an opinion and a belief, and I will not bend down for you, nor will I change my opinion because the world thinks I’m a monster for speaking my mind. If I’m not attacking you or harassing you, if I simply state, “ I don't like it,” than you have no right to treat me like the plague for speaking my opinion. You asked, and I answered, now man up about it.
Just because I support the LGBT movement does not make me an enemy of God. I assure you, I stand by Him fully as I fight for the equality He yearns to sprinkle this earth with. I am a person with an opinion and a belief, and I will not back down because you tell me that my cause is evil. Never.
Just because I support abortion does not make me evil. It makes me a person with an opinion and a belief. I believe in rights, I believe in equality for all, but a lump of lifeless ce
Do Not Call Yourselves ChristiansWhen we look at gay marriage, we cringe in disgust,Do Not Call Yourselves Christians in Free Verse More Like This
the Bible has taught us that it's wrong...that it's a sin.
And if it truly is a sin, like we believe,
than why do we treat same sex-couples so...horrendously ?
We often say “hate the sin, love the sinner”,
but I think we go about the wrong way of doing that.
The bible tells us to love our enemies, but I think
we tend to disregard the fact.
If you steal from me, and I steal from you, then we're both sinners,
but we forgive and forget, and transform into winners.
Why can't we do the same for the man who marries his husband,
or the woman who ends the life of her unborn child?
We often say, “Hate the sin, and love the sinner”
But I think what you mean is, “Hate the sin, and hate the sinner.”
But according to your logic, we should be hating one another.
When did the bible become a pick-and-chose deal?
You say the Old Testament, but Jesus came and changed,
what that was about, and retaught us how to behav
When Dib found Wheatley An Invader Zim/Portal 2 fanfiction. This is NOT meant to be a pairing fanfic. Please read the discription for more infomation.When Dib found Wheatley in General Fiction More Like This
Dib gazed upwards. It was a fine night, with not a cloud in the sky and glimmering stars covered the black sky. The moon was up, lighting up the park with a dim, silvery glow. The only sounds he could here were the chirping of crickets and the call of night birds in the trees behind him, as well as muffled noises from the city behind him.
Dib sighed as he pulled the trolley containing his equipment across the grass. The park was empty, as it was quite late and most people wouldn't be out in the dark park at that time. He followed a path that led him up a little hill the overlooked the city. It was important for him to find a place that was high up, with no structures or anything blocking him.
He soon reached the top of the hill, and stopped at a grassy patch of ground, away from the trees. Wiping away the beads of sweat forming on his forehead, he began
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"Hmm, the place looks the same as always. Dark, empty, abandoned. Quiet as always, except for the sounds of me moving on my management rail, of course." Wheatley mumbled to himself, moving around the catwalks behind the test chambers on his rails. "I wonder if GLaDOS is still producing those bloody annoying turrets? Oh, of course she would be, she's got Dib as a test subject now, and he's probably going around killing all the turrets in the test chambers, just like Chell, showing GLaDOS that she can't stop them, that she can't tie them down. Maybe I should go see if there are some defective turrets that I can wait, no. Focus, focus. I have to break Dib out of the test chambers first. Alright, now where're the test chamber walls? Also, which test chamber is Dib in now? Erm "
"Now then, still thinking about rescuing humans, are we?"
Wheatley stopped moving along his management rail and froze in horror. It was
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"The lift seems to be taking a long time to get to wherever GLaDOS is taking us", thought Dib, gazing outside the glass walls of the circular lift as he gripped his portal gun firmly.
Beside him stood Chell, who was clutching her portal gun and her companion cube with an expression of slight annoyance and anger. Her feeling of hate was directed towards GLaDOS for capturing her and forcing her to do those awful tests again. Gaz was not with them as GLaDOS had sent the girl to another lift, meaning to make her complete tests on her own.
"The next few tests I'm about to give both of you require cooperation." GLaDOS said through the speakers in the lift, "No other human test subjects have been able to complete, or survive, these tests. I have come to realize that cooperative tests require two test subjects that are familiar with each other, show no resentment between each other and must be able to trust each other. They have to be what yo
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GLaDOS stared intently at the intruder, scanning him from top to bottom with her single, glowing yellow eye. "Who are you?" she demanded to know.
She had never seen anything like this strange entity. He had hairless, dull green skin and pinkish-red insect-like eyes. Two black antennas grew from the top of his head. He entered GLaDOS' room through a panel in the wall, which he had ripped straight out of the wall using four metal structures that resembled spider legs from an oval object on his back. She was sure he was not a human of any sort.
"How did you get into the facility? I did not detect you." continued GLaDOS with a tinge of anger in her voice, "What are you doing here!? How dare you enter my central chamber!?"
The intruder, who was, of course, Zim, simply grinned wickedly as he retracted his metal spider legs into his PAK. "So, you are the Artificial Intelligence controlling this facility, aren't you?" he let out his signatur
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Gaz slammed her fist into the circular door furiously. It did nothing to the door, of course, as the door was much too solid for her to do any damage to it. She brushed her hair away from her face and began to kick at the door viciously, ignoring the fact that inflicting violence onto the door would not make it open.
"The door will not be opened until you pick up the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device." GlaDOS' voice sounded somewhat annoyed. Stubborn test subjects who refused to listen to her instructions were always an irritation to her.
"Look," shouted Gaz, turning around and glaring at the ceiling, "What do you WANT with me!? WHY are you trapping me in these stupid rooms and making me to SUPID things like dropping a cube onto a stupid red button!?"
"These are tests. You are a test subject and you must complete the tests I give you. Whether you survive or not is another matter."
"What if I don't WANT to do these tests!?"
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Frosty Mart, Galaxy Hills. 12 June. 1:46 p.m.
Two boys, dressed in superhero costumes and sipping a cup of Frosty Freezy Freeze each, stepped through the automatic glass doors out into the hot afternoon sun. It was a quiet day, rather hot and dusty with barely a cloud in the sky. This was that kind of day which nothing ever happened, a quiet, boring day in which nothing exciting occurs.
Or so the two boys thought.
They sipped eagerly at their drinks, enjoying the cold sweetness that brought them relief from the blazing heat. A few agonizing yells reached their ears. They turned in surprise and gaped in utmost horror.
A tall, muscular blond adult, one of the workers at the Frosty Mart and a dreaded bully in the neighborhood, was standing in the empty parking lot. He was holding a teenage kid by the collar of his jacket and 'bopping' his head unmercifully.
"Let me go!!" shrieked the kid, struggling wildly against the man's grasp. He was a young teenage bespectacled
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New Pawn and Prisoner
Invader Zim's Base. 13 June. 7:58 a.m.
Dib stood upon the road, gazing in silence at the unearthly narrow green house that loomed before him. In his hand he held a grey and blue suitcase, the same one he brought to Galaxy Hills the day before.
"This is it, Zim's base," he said to himself, glaring up at the green house, "And his new prisoner's in there." He bent down and opened his suitcase. He pulled out a pair of what appeared to be a pair of metal gloves, "I would have been here last night if my dad hadn't insisted that we had some 'family-bonding' last night," he continued as he pulled the metal gloves over his hands, "Well, here goes ."
He then strapped a rectangular metal backpack over his back, gritted his teeth and begin walking fearlessly towards the front door of the house.
Inside the house, or perhaps a more suitable word to use is 'base', a plump Irken laid sprawling on the couch, staring vacantly at the flickering colors
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Dib opened his eyes slowly. His vision was blurred and his brain still felt hazy and disoriented. "Too early to wake up .." he mumbled, snuggling back into the covers of the bed and turning away from the yellowish light shining down from the ceiling.
He was about to doze off again when a shocking realization jolted him awake. His eyes flew open and he sat up, throwing the blanket off him. He looked at his surroundings quickly, he wasn't in his bedroom, he wasn't in his own house, he wasn't in anywhere he knew of. In the dim yellow light he could see that he was in a small, shadowy room. The room was bare except for the bed he laid on and a table in the corner, which had a small portable radio and an empty cup on it. There were no windows or any openings on the walls, only two wooden doors, one which appeared to be a door of a closet.
Dib rubbed his eyes and got off the bed. Where in the world was he? He tried to remember the last fe
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For a few moments, there was a silence. Dib stared at Chell, dumb with excitement and amazement. This was the person Wheatley was searching for, the person he was so desperate to meet again and apologize to, for a reason unknown to Dib. Questions he wanted to ask Chell raced through Dib's mind, but for some reason, the first question he blurted out in his excitement was:
"Chell? You're Chell? But .but I thought Wheatley said you couldn't speak?"
At the mention of Wheatley, Chell's eyes lit up in joy. "Wheat ley?" she said, dragging out each syllable of his name, "You know him? He's .back? He .came back?"
"Yeah, I know him. I accidentally pulled him back onto Earth with my magnetic field device. He's somewhere in this facility right now. He's looking for you, and wants to see you to apologize .for something .."
"Wheatley," repeated Chell, "Yes, I'll meet him. I forgive him." she stood up with a smile on her fac
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Part 13: The Empty Hallways
The air vent they had entered, at least, it seemed to be some kind of air vent, was rather low-ceilinged and quite narrow. All of them had to throw themselves on their knees and crawl in single file as fast as they could to escape the hover turrets' gunfire. This was made even more difficult by the fact that they had to drag GLaDOS, an extremely heavy core that seemed to take up most of the space in the narrow vent, along as they went. The regular sentry turrets' bullets could no longer reach them, of course, but they could hear the noises of the hover turrets just behind them, seemingly getting closer and closer every moment.
Dib was in front of the entire group, using one hand to haul GLaDOS along and the other, still gripping hold of his portal gun, to drag himself forward along that horribly cramp space of the vent. Chell was just behind GLaDOS, helping him by pushing the core forward as she shoved her Companion Cube and he
Little Experiment - YukariA middle aged scientist gruffly picked up the sleeping Yukari.Little Experiment - Yukari in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Careful with her."One of his colleagues warned. At this, however, he only sighed.
"I hate kids..."he mumbled to himself striding off with the shrunken teacher. Rather than fully dress her like the others did, he merely taped a clean diaper on and pulled a pink t-shirt over her head(not even noticing it was backwards). Following the others, he entered the nursery and laid her gently on the floor, seeing her slowly stick her thumb in her mouth as she slept on. With that, he followed the others out of the nursery and into the observation room, reluctantly waiting for his little bundle to wake with the others... any minute, now... the others were waking... she'd have to, too...
"When is this kid gonna wake up?"he groaned to himself as he saw her slumber still while the others all awoke.
Yukari began to finally stir from her deep sleep. She began to look about the strange room, wondering what she was doing there and
Little Experiment - ChiyoThe young male scientist quickly took Chiyo and quickly dressed her in a fuzzy pink, footed sleeper and tied her hair in two pigtails once more. Seeing she was beginning to come to, he began with the rest of the scientists to the nursery with them.Little Experiment - Chiyo in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Okay, Lance?"asked Kumiko. "You've got Chiyo, right?"
"I many be the newest one here,"he said irritably "but I know how to handle things."
"No need to be so grouchy, newbie."she smirked, much to his displeasure. After they were all placed in the nursery, the scientists left and hurried to the observation room near by to watch the tots slowly awaken.
Little Chiyo rubbed her tiny eyes and yawned, taking a look around. She saw several other babies her age awakening aswell. Confused, she rolled over to her hands and knees and began to look around this strange new room. She didn't seem to have an recollection of how she got there... infact, she didn't seem to have any recollection at all. Soon, however, as little Osaka crawled nearby(also lookin
Little Experiment - TomoA young woman scientist scooped up the snoozing Tomo and dressed her in a purple bodysuit. Smiling at the adorable baby, she followed Kumiko's lead and carried the stirring baby to the nursery. Laying her down next to her long time friend Yomi(knowledge gained from Tomo's assessment before the experiment), she patted her head gently and left with the other scientists(Lance grumbling to himself as they left). Once in the observation room, she turned to the monitor Tomo appeared on and began to take notes atonce as she saw the tiny spaz come to.Little Experiment - Tomo in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tomo rubbed through her hair and mumbled cutely as she slowly woke with the rest of the girls in the nursery. No sooner did she open her eyes did she take a wide look of awe at this strange new room. Giggling cutely, she looked at everyone around her. Each of these babies seemed somewhat familiar to her, but none so much as the brown haired toddler beside her. She took one look at her old friend and began to laugh and point at the over sized glas
Little Experiment - OsakaThe elderly male scientist took Osaka, who was snoring louder than all the other regressed girls, dressed her in a red and blue romper and took her to the nursery with his fellow scientists, ignoring Kumiko's now routine taunting of their newest recruit, Lance. Seeing them waking up, Kumiko hurried them off and to the observation room next door. The old man looked through the monitor at the stretching baby he was observing.Little Experiment - Osaka in Fan Fiction More Like This
Osaka looked around this new room. It seemed strange to her that she had no memory of how she got there, but it quickly passed as she looked around the room once more. Soon, her eyes turned to the waking babes about her, simply shrugging off the unexplained familiarity of them and she looked about the room for a third time. A moment later, she looked to the floor and began to run her hands on the fluffy carpeting, once again beginning to wonder to herself. While she began to chuckle as she felt at it, she began to drift backward. Quickly seizing her tiny
Little Experiment - KaorinA silver haired woman scientist picked up the tiny Kaorin. Bouncing her slightly, she followed Kumiko to the changing room. After watching Kumiko dress Sakaki, she turned to the clothes lying on the table. After skimming through them, she pulled a loose, green shirt, a pink jumper and think-knitted, pink socks and set to dressing up Kaorin. Taking a moment to snuggle the little bundle, she quickly hurried off with the others to the playroom. Laying her down, she smiled as she saw Kaorin's puffy britches cutely poking out from under her jumper(quite similar to Sakaki). Nodding to the others, she followed Kumiko of of the nursery and into the Observation room. In a brief moment, she'd be awing and giggling at the tiny Kaorin.Little Experiment - Kaorin in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kaorin sat up slowly... though she quickly fell backward once more. Straining alittle to sit up, full of curiosity, she looked about the nursery, taking in this new setting. It seemed strange to her, to suddenly appear with no memory in a strange room. St
Little Experiment Kagura-NyamoA middle aged young woman took Kagura, her sister taking Nyamo. They were given a memo by Kumiko earlier that day that they'd be handling things a certain way with whoever they would be assigned. It seemed Kagura and Nyamo's assessments both fit this particular area. Dressing them in nothing but a pair of water-proof diapers, they were the first to leave, the rest of the team hurrying to finish dressing their babies as they saw them leave as if it were some race. Once the rest of the team had gathered, the two sisters opened the door to the nursery they set up for their experiment. While everybody wondered to themselves where to place their tots, the two sisters placed their babies near a small kiddie pool. They were certain to take it the moment they awoke. Leave(once again, before all the others), they hurried into the observation room and initiated their monitor, seeing the last few scientists leave and the regressed girls slowly awaken.Little Experiment Kagura-Nyamo in Fan Fiction More Like This
Nyamo rubbed her tiny eyes. Stirring, she cra
Little Experiment - YomiThe middle aged female scientist Picked up the shrunken Yomi. Picking up her glasses from within the pooled gowns, she carried off Yomi(who was sucking her thumb)and dressed her in a green dress, tiny pink socks and booties. Skimming over Yomi's assessment, she seized a pacifier before leaving the changing room and popped it into her mouth as she walked with the rest of her crew down the hallway.Little Experiment - Yomi in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Why'd you bring that?"asked Kumiko as she cradled Sakaki.
"Yomi seems a bit of a hothead by the looks of her assessment."she explained. "This should keep her from losing her temper, especially,"she whispered "if Takino is anything like her document says." Sitting her down in the nursery, she spotted another assistant laying Tomo next to her. "Shaking her head, she strode into the observation room and switched on the monitors, stepping over to the one Yomi appeared on.
Yomi shook her head as she came to. Looking around this new room, she felt a slight chill, this unfamiliar setting not sitting
A 'Little' Experiment EpilogueKumiko studied the footage once more. Everything from them first waking up, to their initial behavior to them laying down for a nap, she watched it closely. It seemed that they retained their personalities (and some fragments of their memories), and so it seemed that the experiment was a modest success...A 'Little' Experiment Epilogue in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So... the girls all responded well to their regression..." Kumiko took another sip of her juice (she didn't drink) as she watched the videos finish up.
"It looks like it." Lance said nodding. "Tell me..." Kumiko began turning to the young American. "It was you, yes, who got these few together?" "Yes ma'am." "Well, while we did preform our test on a group of mixed age like we wanted to, there was on small flaw..." Taking a seat, Kumiko lounged back. "It was nothing but girls. We need to see if the machine has the same effect on males too, do we not?"
"Erm..." Lance's face reddened. This was true. "Well... this was the first group we found..."
"There's a lot of other high schools out t
Not AloneI break down, fear is sinking inNot Alone in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The cold comes, racing through my skin
Searching for a way to get to you
Through the storm you...
Go, giving up your home
Go, leaving all you've known
You are not alone
With arms up stretched into the sky
With eyes like echos in the night
Hiding from the hell that you've been through
Silent one, you...
Go, giving up your home
Go, leaving all you've known
You are not alone
You go, giving up your home
Go, you are not unknown
You are not alone
You are not unknown
You are not alone
'Little' Experiment - Sakaki"Now then,"Kumiko said cheerfully "it's time we study their adjustments. Everybody,"she said, taking Sakaki "get them all dressed up and to the nursery we've set up for the little ones." At this, she tickled little Sakaki's tiny feet, getting a cute giggle from her, then turned to lead her team out of the testing chamber. She wanted to work with Sakaki especially. After looking through the document from her interview, she was deeply reminded of herself growing up. Leading the team back to the observation room where they watched the girls regress, she opened a small compartment full of baby necessities and nodded to her assistants. They each began to dress their chose infants while Kumiko set to dressing Sakaki. She slid a purple, light dress over her head and slid tiny pink socks on her little feet, finishing with a pale pink hair ribbon. The head scientist giggled at the adorable girl(finding her puffy diaper poking out from under her dress to be especially cute). Nodding t'Little' Experiment - Sakaki in Fan Fiction More Like This
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
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The weather was so sunny and hot, in that day of July, that going out of home was almost forbidden.
Light was dazzling and hotness suffocating.
Bart was in his room, wearing only his pants, playing Titanfall with his computer, his team was winning and he was first, with 60 points already, in the half of the game.
Playing, almost uninterruptedly, with this game for a month made him become a very good player.
Lisa was exercising with her saxophone and, as usual, all the others closed their room doors, because the girl was always annoying with her instrument.
It was the half of the morning, and Marge was advantaging with lunch, preparing it now, she wanted to be free for some minutes, later.
Marge will never be free as she wanted to do, in fact when she was about to finish cooking, she heard a roar coming from the road, and some other weird noises.
Bart and the others reached Marge, Homer asked first:- what the hell was that?!?-
Marge said an obviousness:- the only
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Lisa opened the door, the house was little, in fact there was the atrium, on the left the kitchen, and the dining room, while on the right there was a bedroom and a toilet.
Only one bedroom, because Lisa and Maggie decided to sleep together, to save some money.
Maggie asked to her sister:- good, but how big is it, precisely?-
-55 square meters, nothing exceptional, but good for us, I imagine.
Now help me to bring inside all this stuff, I can't do it alone, they are too many-
-all right, sis-
Said Maggie, so the sisters took the luggage, and started placing it, in the house, but only after some minutes Lisa literally dipped on the bed, tired.
She said:-wow this is comfortable, take a look, Maggie-
-if you want me taking a look, don't break it.
If you wanna dip, there's the swimming pool-
By the way, I'm continuing tomorrow, I'm exhaust now, but if you want to do your part, well, do it-
-roger that- said Maggie.
She preferred leaving work, so she lie
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Chapter 4, back to music:
It was Sunday.
Lisa and Maggie slept until about eleven, the first because of the bore she had at work and at home, she past the night alone, and the second because of a tiring Saturday, where she worked until about two am of Sunday.
When they were having a brunch, Lisa said:- you know Maggie?
Yesterday, at work, I knew a guy who seems pretty nice, he has also left me this-
-a business card?-
He said that if I wanted to call him again, I can use this-
-how is he? Don't miss any detail-
-for the few minutes of conversation we had, he seemed one of the smartest person I've ever met.-
Maggie, winking, replied:-is he free? You should seize the moment!-
-oh come on! I don't want that kind of relationship!
I only want to know some other people I can talk to-
-if you say so.
You know that I would seize the first guy I have available!
I'll use an Italian expression that Angelo has taught me: chi ha il pane non ha i denti.
It means, more or less, that
You are the favoriteBart was looking out of the window, in his room, thinking:" I'm 11, and in eleven years of life, what have I done? Nothing, absolutely nothing!", in that moment Lisa entered in his room and she saw him in that state, again:-Bart? Bart!-You are the favorite in General Fiction More Like This
-what is, Lisa?-
-Bart, mom needs us a moment, he gotta help her with Maggie and Stewie, while dad is out, ok?-
-ok, Lisa- said Bart with a tired voice,
-again, what is, Lisa?-
-what have you done?-
-because it's something like a month or more that you seem sad, I don't know how to explain it better, though, but there's something wrong with you, please tell me, I can't support seeing you in a such state-
-Lisa it's nothing, I told you, now let's go downstairs, we have to help mom-
-Bart, if you wanna tell me something, I'm here, you can tell anything you wish, anytime, to me, all right?-
-all right, now let's go down-
Bart and Lisa learned down, and in that moment homer was closing the door:- bye Marge, bye kids! See you later!-
Lisa learns skateboardingIt was Bart's 12th birthday when Lisa, finally, tried to go on Bart's skateboard, but when she got on it and she tried to run, she fell and injured her knee.Lisa learns skateboarding in General Fiction More Like This
Bart, was getting his birthday present, it was about 300$, in a bindle when he heard her sister doing a li'l shout for the pain and the surprise, so he went out and he found his sister on the ground next to his skateboard:- what are you doing out here, Lis?-
-nothing Bart, it's just that I wanted to try your skateboard, I really like seeing you using it-
-are you serious, Lisa? I always thought that you hated these things-
-nope, Bart! I hate your jokes but I like skateboarding, and I like seeing you doing this. Every time I saw you, I thought: it should be wonderful, someday I'll try it-
-so you tried it, oh Lisa, finally you did a stupid thing! You can't do that when you want, and you cannot learn it alone, in a few seconds, I'll teach you how to do this, but not today, today I gotta get out with Milhouse-
-oh all right, d
Simpsons' vacationLisa, excited, was counting some money, on her desk, about 2000$, and when finished, Lisa said:- wow, more than expected, we afford a vacation-.Simpsons' vacation in General Fiction More Like This
She raised up from her chair and ran downstairs, calling:- mom! Mom! I've finished counting money!-
Marge, who was folding some clothes, on the couch, said:- you've finished Lisa?
How much money do we have?-
Lisa showed up all the banknotes, saying:- we have about twenty hundred dollars.
Merging all our savings, to pay a family vacation was a good idea, a very good idea.-
Marge took the banknotes and said:- really? Perfect.
It's May and next month we will leave.
We all need a vacation here, thank you Lis.-
Lisa said:- no problem- and she went upstairs, and resumed doing her homework.
Some hours later
during dinner Marge said:- Lisa has counted money, we have 2000$ dollars, now you all propose a destination, first me, I'd like to go in Canada, especially Toronto-
Homer minimized with a nod and said:- Canada, puah, I'd rather go to hell.
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Lisa was cleaning up her room, while she was thinking:"God, I'm so tired today.
Luckily tomorrow it's Saturday and I'm free from school and work.
Wow things really change beyond years.
Time ago I would have never dared thinking to start working at age of 14, at least I do it for my family, especially for Maggie, and this stimulates me continuing, seeing 'em happy is priceless"
Thinking at this used to cause, usually, a mix of contrasting emotions in Lisa, just like in this occasion, very tiring.
When she finished making the bed, Lisa said, to herself:- finally, I've finished everything here, now.. It's about eight, within some time mom will call us for dinner-
Lisa picked up the phone to check the time, and saw a message from Patrick:"Lisa tomorrow, I'm free, what do you want to do?".
Lisa reflected a bit and answered:"I don't know".
She closed the message app and opened the music one, lately she was falling in love with rap and house music, a thing which surprised even her.
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Bart and Lisa were watching tv, when Marge came in the room and said:-are you still here? Go doing your homework, now!-
Lisa said:- but mom, now Krusty will air Itchy & Scratchy! Some minutes more, please!-
-yea mom, it's question of some minutes, I'm not asking you your entire life!-
Repeated Bart, but Marge said:-no deal, kids, you've been watching tv since when you came back home, one hour ago! You could think first at work, then at amusement, now go upstairs!-
Marge took the remote and turned off the tv, then pointed the stairs, Bart and Lisa learned down from the couch and went upstairs, with their heads down, Bart was saying with a low voice:-we asked only for some minutes more, sometimes I can't stand her-
Marge said:- watch your language and tell me the things in front of me, I heard you!-
Bart said:- sorry, mom!-.
Upstairs Bart was entering in his room while Lisa said:-Bart, Bart, wait a second I need some help from you, with my homework, how many things do you have g
The New York Cat-astrophe: Chapter OneA week ago, Penelope entered a contest to be Kitty Yum Yum Kat Kibble's cover cat. Today the winner would be announced and Penelope couldn't hold in her excitement. She sat at the edge of her seat, holding Pepe's hand in a death grip. He was also excited, and he had never seen Penelope this excited in his life. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, we shall announce our new cover cat for Kitty Yum Yum Kat Kibble!" the t.v announcer declared. Penelope looked about ready to explode. A drumroll played for a whole twenty seconds and an image popped onto the screen. It was... "Congratulations to Penelope Pussycat!" the t.v announcer declared as a picture of Penelope was shown. Penelope fell face-first on the floor and quickly got up. "I WON! I'm the next cover cat!!" she screamed with joy. She jumped up and down excitedly. Pepe laughed gleefully and spun her around. He hugged her tight and the two gasped as the announcer continued: "Oh, but that's not all, you lucky winner! You get to tThe New York Cat-astrophe: Chapter One in General Fiction More Like This
The Bet: Chapter FiveAfter many rounds of charades and a lot of laughter, Pepe and Penelope were tired out. Penelope checked her clock. "10:00." she said with a sigh. The slower the time passed, the harder this bet was becoming. Then she stretched and yawned, suddenly sleepy. "You are sleepy, no?" Pepe asked. "Well, I usually start getting ready for bed at this time.." Penelope replied, rubbing her eyes. "Why don't you take a nap and I will wake you up at midnight?" Pepe suggested. Penelope frowned. "What will you do in between now and later?" Pepe shrugged. " I'll just watch t.v." Penelope put her feet up. "If you say so, but don't forget to wake me up." She put her head on the armrest and wrapped her tail around her. She looked back at Pepe for a moment before closing her eyes. After she drifted off, Pepe turned on the t.v. The first thing that popped up on the screen was himself and Penelope. He recognized the movie; it was "Bah Humduck!" the Christmas movie where Penelope surprised everyone, includingThe Bet: Chapter Five in Romance More Like This
The New York Cat-astrophe: Chapter EightPenelope appluaded as the gentlman bowed after his performance. He got off the stage and sat at the table right next to Penelope's. "You're a great singer," she complimented him. The gentleman turned to look at her, unaware that she was sitting there. "Thank you," he said, surprised. The two sat silently. "You're not from around here, are you?" he blurted out. "No," Penelope replied bluntly. "I'm Travis," he said, extending his hand. "Penelope Pussycat," she said, shaking his hand. Travis suddenly started laughing. "Oh! I knew you looked familiar! You're a Looney Tune, correct?" he asked. Penelope smiled. "Yes, but I came to New york to be on a cat food bag and all I did was get lost," she said with a sigh. "Really? What happened?" Travis asked, intrigued. Penelope told him everything, from Pepe giving her the necklace to her listening to him sing. "What an adventure! I'm glad you like my singing... do you sing?" Travis asked. "Yes, I love singing. My boyfriend goes completely lovesickThe New York Cat-astrophe: Chapter Eight in General Fiction More Like This
The New York Cat-astrophe: Chapter Thirteen"And now, ladies and gentlemen, I shall unveil the new..." Charles paused for a moment, forgetting the name of the cat food. He took out an index card from his pocket and cleared his throat. "Kitty Yum Yum Kat Kibble bag..." he finished. Penelope held Pepe's hand tightly, full of excitement. Charles uncovered the bag to reveal the large bag with what seemed like a collage of all the pictures Pepe picked out. The front had Penelope with her hands folded and her signature "le meow, le purr" in fuchsia curly letters under the logo. Penelope gazed at it in awe. Pepe smiled at her, delighted at her reaction. "What do you think? Most of the credit goes to your boyfriend, he's absolutely brilliant," Charles complimented. Penelope gave Pepe a kiss on the cheek. "It's perfect," she sighed. "Do you know what the best part is?" Pepe asked her. She shook her head. "I got to keep the rest of the pictures," he replied, satisfied.The New York Cat-astrophe: Chapter Thirteen in General Fiction More Like This
Later that afternoon, Pepe and Penelope were driven to the airpor
The Pussycat Feud: Chapter Twenty OneThe bride and her crew arrived at the church, including many relatives who were just as excited as the bride herself. Everyone filed in, easily filling the pews. Mrs. Pussycat went off to sit with her sister, leaving Pepe and Penelope by themselves. "I'm so happy for Jeanette." Penelope told Pepe as she held his hand. "Aren't we all?" Pepe replied, giving her hand a squeeze. The organ started playing. Everyone stood as Mr. Pussycat led Jeanette down the aisle. Sighs were heard around the room as everyone watched Jeanette walk down the aisle. At the end waited Leo, a look of confidence and contentedness on his face. Mr. Pussycat handed Jeanette over, happy tears in his eyes. Jeanette smiled at him gleefully before taking Leo's hand. The two faced the preacher, who gave a slight nod before beginning to speak. As the preacher spoke, Pepe tuned out, remembering something Bugs told him when he had first started dating Penelope...The Pussycat Feud: Chapter Twenty One in Drama More Like This
"So, goin' on a date already, eh doc?" Bugs said to Pepe
The Pussycat Feud: Chapter Seven"Have fun you two!" Mrs. Pussycat cried as Pepe and Penelope left the house that afternoon. They were going to Jeanette's house to help with wedding preparations. After they made up, Pepe and Penelope were closer then ever. "We will!" the two responded at the same time. Mrs. Pussycat smiled at the happy couple and rested her head on her husband's shoulder. "Aren't they sweet, Pierre?" Mr. Pussycat grinned. "They sure are."The Pussycat Feud: Chapter Seven in Drama More Like This
Penelope rang the doorbell at Jeanette's house. The door opened and Pepe saw a young pussycat that mirrored her mother like Penelope mirrored her father. "Hey sis!" Jeanette exclaimed as she hugged her sister. "Hey Jeanette!" Penelope replied enthusiastically. Jeanette's eyes widened when she saw Pepe. "Hello." she said casually. "Bonjour." Pepe said as he shook her hand. "Jeanette, this is my boyfriend Pepe. Pepe, this is Jeanette, my sister and long-time bestie." Jeanette laughed. "I didn't know my future brother-in-law would be a skunk." she said with a smile. Pep
Love In Their Veins: Chapter FivePenelope stared at Pepe wide-eyed. Pepe just smiled. "Dramatic, yes?" he said. Penelope nodded, her mouth gaping open. "Are you sure you're not making this up?" she said, shocked. "I don't lie cherie. You can go ahead and call them if you like," he replied. "Alright, I believe you. Keep going," Penelope said, wanting to hear the rest. "Now where was I? Oh, yes..."Love In Their Veins: Chapter Five in Romance More Like This
Much to Henry and Beatrice's relief, they weren't expecting, but the two had troubles keeping their thoughts straight. However, one of them was a bit more scattered than the other. She collapsed into a chair and groaned. "You look a bit ill, Beatrice," Henry said, worried. "Stupid hangover," she moaned. Henry frowned at her, feeling uncomfortable and sympathetic. She was a miserable case, and he knew he had to do something. He fought the discomfort he was feeling and took her hands in his. "I'm here for you, you know," he said. She sat up and gave him a half smile. "You should lay down." Henry suggested, pulling her to h
Love In Their Veins: Chapter TwentyPenelope's tail twitched excitedly. "So, what happens?" she asked Pepe. Pepe smiled, simply amused with her giddiness. "Well, I don't want to get too into detail, so to make a long story short, I came out just fine." he replied. "Better than fine." Penelope said, kissing his cheek. "Merci, mon cher." Pepe said. "Let's see now..."Love In Their Veins: Chapter Twenty in Romance More Like This
Beatrice opened her eyes after having them shut for what felt like eternity. She clamped them shut again. The light in the room just seemed too bright for some reason... but it was over. She did it. Drenched in sweat, she tried opening her eyes again. She blinked several times, a few tears streaming down her face from her teary eyes, and then she became adjusted to the light. She looked to her left. Her vision was a bit blurry, but she could tell it was Henry. She hadn't realized he was holding her hand. He smiled at her, his eyes full of happy tears. Henry's hand ached after the strong grip Beatrice had, but now it was far more rel
The Pussycat Feud: Chapter EightPepe held Penelope as she sobbed on her bed later that day. He rubbed her back comfortingly, knowing she felt horrible about her fight with her sister. When Penelope was all cried out, someone knocked on the bedroom door. Penelope opened it, and Mr. Pussycat stood there, looking a bit distressed. "What happened now?" he said. Then they heard hysterical cries from the living room. "What do you mean Penelope can't go to your wedding unless she breaks up with her boyfriend?!!" Mrs. Pussycat cried. Mr. Pussycat frowned at Penelope. "You can explain later. Later on I want you two to enjoy yourselves. Go have some fun." Penelope stared at him, confused. "I owe him a favor." he explained, referring to Pepe. "Okay.." Penelope said, closing the door as her father left. "So what can we do to 'have some fun'?" Pepe asked, overhearing their conversation. "I've got an idea..." Penelope said. Pepe's tail flicked. "We could walk around the city, check out some shops..." Penelope said hesitaThe Pussycat Feud: Chapter Eight in Drama More Like This
The Bet: Chapter SevenPenelope sighed. "I'm so glad that bet is over." She entwined her tail around Pepe's. He kissed her cheek. "Me too." She stroked his cheek lovingly. The two kissed passionately and broke away with content sighs. They watched the Eiffel Tower illuminate the evening from Penelope's window. "Um... can I take this maid outfit off now?" Penelope asked. "May I be of assistance?" Pepe responded, eyeing her outfit naughtily. Penelope punched his shoulder. "Pepe!" she scolded. He laughed out loud. "I am only kidding, amour!" he said, grabbing her by the waist and kissing her lips. She shook her head but smiled. "Oh, Pepe, what am I going to do with you?" she said. "Anything you want, because I am yours." he replied, holding her closer. "Well, in that case..." she thought for a moment. "How about another bet?" They stared at each other for a moment. "Nah." they replied in unison. The two laughed and enjoyed each other's company for the rest of the evening.♥The Bet: Chapter Seven in Romance More Like This
Diddy Kong Racing Pt7This was it. Diddy, Timber, and their friends were heading to the final battle, Wizpig's home planet. Everyone was asleep when the rocket neared the planet. The rocket had a rough landing. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!", Everyone was yelling. When it finally stopped sliding, everyone was scattered everywhere, but coincidentially and unfortinatley, Dixie landed on Diddy. The bad part, everyone saw this. Dixie just stared into Diddy's eyes. Diddy stared back for ten seconds, and closed his eyes, and turned away, because he was blushing so much, his face was redder than a tomato. "Aw, don't turn away Diddy, something like this happens like once in a lifetime.", Drumstick joked. Diddy just coughed. Dixie finally got up and helped Diddy up, who still had a red face. "Uh...L-Let's go...", Diddy said, trying to pull together.Diddy Kong Racing Pt7 in Fan Fiction More Like This
In Wizpig's planet, it was an alien amusment park. Future Fun Land. They still had an easy time beating spaceships in a race, even if they tried to shoot them down. Eventually, a
Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's RevivalIt was 5 days until Christmas, and the Kongs were very busy. Donkey Kong was swinging back from Vine Valley carrying a pine tree over his shoulder, when something zipped by him, also swinging. It was Diddy, all wet. "Hey Diddy!", DK yelled but Diddy didn't stop. DK went after him, kept calling him out. Finally, Diddy stopped. But when DK went over to him, Diddy wasn't wet, he was crying. "Woah! Little buddy what happened?!", DK asked putting the tree down. "(Sniff)...I'd rather not talk about it...", Diddy sobbed. "C'mon, tell me what happened.", DK pushed on. "OK...Me and Dixie went to the Banana Bar, and we had to bring Tiny with us...(Sniff)...I ordered 2 Banana Shakes for me and Dixie, and when I gave one of them to Dixie...Tiny pushed me in the back...Either she did it on purpose or by accident, I don't know, but I fell off the stool. When I looked up, Dixie was covered in Banana shake. I tried to clean her off with a napkin, but it got stuck in her hair. She started to yell at meDonkey Kong: Wrinkly's Revival in Fan Fiction More Like This
Diddy Kong Racing Pt6Again, in the morning, Timber and Diddy woke up early. But they were suprised to see Drumstick awake as well. "...I know what your going to say. Im a rooster. Im supposed to wake up early.", Drumstick said. "Right...", Timber said. "Y'know Timber, I never thought you would be able to actually confess to Pipsy while I was a frog. That's really brave of you. You too Diddy, I know you've had your eye on Dixie for a while.", Drumstick said. "Th-Thanks...A lot...", Timber said. Everyone else started to get up. "So, can you get the fruit?", Krunch asked Diddy. "Sure.", Diddy said and bolted up the trees. Fruit rained down, so did Diddy. He landed right on his tail like a spring. "So, how do we get into the mountain?", Diddy wondered. "That is simple.", Taj said, coming to the group. "Stick the amulete to the wall under the mountain". Diddy did just like Taj said, and the Wizpig Mountain opened. "Well, this is it.", Diddy said. "Wait! What if Wizpig tries to turn us into frogs again?", DrumstDiddy Kong Racing Pt6 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Diddy Kong Racing Pt2And so the adventure began. Timber Island was enormous, but Timber knew the island inside out. While they were driving around, they bumped into Taj, the genie of the island. "Taj? What are you doing here?", Timber asked. "Well, as you know, Wizpig attacked and kicked me off my mountain. See?". They all looked, and Taj's mountain became Wizpig's mountain, with his ugly mug on it. "He put himself in the mountain waiting for you to race him. The mountain won't open until you get all four amulet pieces. He brainwashed the animal racers and gave the pieces to them.", Taj said. "Right, so we have to race the animals and get the pieces from them right?", Krunch asked. "That's correct.", Taj said. "Oh, by the way Taj, have you seen Drumstick?", T.T. asked. "No, im afraid I haven't. If your wondering where to start, start with Dino Domain. Tricky is the easiest racer.", Taj said. "Thanks! We''' be back before you know it then we race everyone else! Yahoo!!!!! This is gonna be exciting!", ConkerDiddy Kong Racing Pt2 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Diddy's Determination"Ready to Fire in 30 seconds.".Diddy's Determination in General Fiction More Like This
"HURRY THE COUNTDOWN!!!".
A giant canon was aimed at the Kong family. K. Rool finally had them.
"You will not survive THIS one Donkey Kong!", King K. Rool laughed maniacly.
The Kongs braced themselves. DK snarled at K. Rool for the last time, and Diddy tried to be brave, but he pulled down on his hat. He looked over, and saw Dixie hugging DK's arm for support.
Suddenly, from the bushes, Rambi jumped out and destroyed the canon with 1 ram. With the weapon gone, the Kongs got back up, and the Kremlins knew they had to retreat.
"THIS IS NOT THE LAST TIME DONKEY KONG!!!", K. Rool shouted.
The Kongs celebrated later that night with a banana party. Cranky wasn't having much fun, and strangely, neither was Diddy.
"C'mon buddy!", DK said slapping the chimp on the back.
"What's wrong? Cat-O-9-Tails gotcher tongue?".
"What the heck happened back there?", Diddy finally asked.
"Why did Dixie hold onto you?
Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's DeathIt was 5 weeks after the events of Donkey Kong Country 3. Everyone was doing they're usual things. DK was lazing on the beach, Cranky was working on potions, Funky was building a new plane, Kiddy was taking an afternoon nap, and Diddy was off with Dixie...Again.Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's Death in Fan Fiction More Like This
This was the 5th time they've been out, all the other kongs kept pointing out it was a date, but they didn't say it to Diddy or Dixie as they didn't want to offend them. They were walking through the forest comming back from the shop, buying a coconut milkshake. They were just talking of what they would do next, when a familiar voice cut them off. "Diddy! Dixie! Squawk! Thank coconuts I found you!", Squawks the parrot said flying towards them. "What is it?", Diddy asked. Squawks could hardly catch his breath. "It's an emergency! At Cranky's hut! Squawk!". "What? Did Cranky throw out his back again?", Diddy joked. "This is serious!", Squawks yelled. "It's Wrinkly Kong! She's dying! Squawk!". Diddy's tail shot up in suprise, due
Diddy Kong Racing Pt4It was the middle of the night. Everyone was having a good sleep, except for Timber. He was having an absolute nightmare. He was tossing and turning and talking in his sleep. "No...Pipsy...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Timber screamed as he woke up. The scream woke everyone else up too. Timber was panting as he hadn't had a nightmare this bad before. He was practicly scarred to death. "Timber! Are you alright?", Pipsy asked running to him. Timber looked at Pipsy for a minute to make sure he wasn't dreaming. "(pant)...(swallow)...I-I think so...", Timber replied. Timber was making that breathing sound when someone's scared or is about to cry. Pipsy just moved closer to him. She was right at his side. "Are you sure?", Pipsy asked, a little worried. Timber nodded. He also looked worried when he looked at Pipsy. "Uh, Timber, can I talk to ya for a sec?", Diddy asked. They were under the Wizpig Mountain on the sand. What they didn't know is that Dixie and Pipsy were listening to eveDiddy Kong Racing Pt4 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Diddy Kong Racing Pt3It was early in the morning. The sun hadn't even risen. Diddy just woke up. He looked around and thought he was the only one up, until he saw Timber, sitting alone by the beach. He went to Timber. "What's up?", Diddy asked. "Huh? Oh, it's just you...", Timber said. "Yeah, who did you think it was?", Diddy asked sarcasticly. "...Pipsy...", Timber replied quietly. "Oh I get it...", Diddy said. "Your STILL thinking of a way to get to Pipsy.". Timber nodded. "I...I just don't know what im supposed to say to her.", Timber said. Everyone else started to get up slowly. Everyone saw Diddy and Timber talking at the beach. "Y'know, ever since we started this, they've been talking to each other alot.", Dixie said. "Well, they haven' seen each other' n years.", Bumper said. Conker then opened his yapper. "Yeah! Yeah! And they still want to think of how to tell you they...", "Want to talk to each other alone!", Tiptup interrupted, smacking Conker on the head. Again, the girls looked confused.Diddy Kong Racing Pt3 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Diddy Kong Racing Pt1It was a peaceful day. It was normal and quiet. "Were going on a vacation. Were leaving the Island in your care.", said Timber The Tiger's mother. "Really? Nice!", Timber replied. When Timber was left with the island, he decided to invite his friends over. Bumper The Badger, who loves motors, Conker The Squirrel, who was always hyper, Banjo The Bear, a lazy one, Tiptup The Turtle, who was a bit clumsy, and Pipsy The Mouse, a pretty small person. They were having a good time having the island to themselves...Until that moment someone came to crash the party.Diddy Kong Racing Pt1 in Fan Fiction More Like This
A storm rolled in and thunder and lightning crashed everywhere. Then a lightning bolt crashed right in front of them. When they could see, they saw an enormous pig alien named Wizpig. "Hahahahaha! Hey worms! Sorry to crash the party but I wanted to show myself. Im the best racer in this galaxy, travelin' world to world and so far, no one's beatin' me. So I dare you to race me! If you win, I'll leave, if you lose though, you can kiss
Diddy Kong Racing Pt5It was pretty early in the morning. The sun hadn't even risen. Timber was just getting up. As was Diddy. They went into the shallow water near the Wizpig Mountain for a wash down. "So...Are we really going through with this?", Timber asked Diddy. "Maybe...We'll be lucky if everyone else wakes up before Dixie and Pipsy do. If that happens then we don't have to tell them.", Diddy said while shaking and drying off. "Well guess what? We are.", said Dixie. Diddy and Timber looked up and saw Dixie and Pipsy standing in front of them. "Oh nuts!", The boys said. "We just got up and heard some talking.", Pipsy said. "So...What did you want to tell us?", Dixie asked. Diddy and Timber both looked at each other, gulped, and took a deep breath.Diddy Kong Racing Pt5 in Fan Fiction More Like This
"This ain't gonna be easy...", Timber said with a worried look on his face. Diddy had it too. The girls saw it too. "If it's hard, take all the time you need, we have it, just take it easy...", the girls' said very softly. Diddy started. "OK...What were goin
SithVamp Reviews: Beauty and the BeastSithVamp Reviews: Beauty and the Beast in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Welcome to another episode of SithVamp Reviews.
After last time’s little treatment of “What the F***???!!!”, I decided to soothe my mind by reviewing a few Disney movies. That oughta clear my head of all those horrendous images. The first Disney movie I’ll review is one of the shiniest jewels ever to come out of Walt Disney’s Treasure Chest of Animation; the one where a lovely girl soothed a monster with her love. I’m talking of course, about Beauty and the Beast.
Ah, Beauty and the Beast; one of the best movies ever to come out of Walt Disney Studios in the 1990s, not to mention, one of the greatest animated movies of all time. This movie is so charming, that… You know what? I’m not gonna waste my time with this intro, let’s just get this review over with!
Beauty and the Beast came out in 1991. The movie opens with a series on stained glass windows which shows the backstory of our male lead, the Beast: the narrator tells us that t
Super Strong Warner Siblings full theme songSuper Strong Warner Siblings full theme song in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
They've got a hilarious show you have never seen before
They've got the ability to make you laugh and laugh some more
No one could ever take them down,
The humor lies on their side!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, hey hey, Super Sibs!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, let humor live!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, laughter to the max!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, Animaniacs!!!
They know the fate of fun is lying in their hands,
They know to only use their gadgets for the best!
No one could ever take them down,
The humor lies on their side!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, hey hey, Super Sibs!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, let humor live!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, laughter to the max!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, Animaniacs!!!
They hope that they're gonna make everyone laugh a lot,
They are the Warner Siblings: Yakko, Wakko and Dot!
No one could ever take them down,
The humor lies on their side!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, hey hey, Super Sibs!
Super Strong Warner Si
SithVamp Reviews: Mad Monster PartySithVamp Reviews: Mad Monster Party in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Welcome back to the SithVamp October SpecDracular! I love stop-motion animation. It’s a pity we hardly see any movies anymore in that style of animation. It’s a dying art. And when it comes to stop-motion animation, people can think of any of the following three things: Robot Chicken, Tim Burton or Rankin-Bass. Let’s talk about the latter today: Rankin-Bass Productions was a stop-motion animation studio founded by Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass. This studio is most well-known for its Christmas specials, like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman and a Year Without Santa Claus, and the first Thundercats series. Most of Rankin-Bass’ Christmas specials were made in stop-motion animation, so was the movie I’m going to review today: it’s a Rankin-Bass Halloween, yes, you heard me: Halloween stop-motion special, simply known as: Mad Monster Party!!!
Mad Monster Party came out in 1967. The movie opens in the castle of Baron Boris von Frankens
My Thoughts on Mummies AliveMy Thoughts on Mummies Alive in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I came across this animated series from the late 90s. The story of this show is about four Mummies with Superpowers: Ja-Kal, Rath, Armon and Nefertina, who protect an annoying kid called Presley from an evil Mummy: Scarab. The Mummies protect Presley, because he is an Egyptian Prince reincarnated. What do I think of this show? Finally there's a show where the Mummies are NOT the villains. It's pretty good.
Favorite character: Nefertina, Armon
Most hated character: Presley. Sorry, but he is REALLY annoying!
Maybe I'll draw some Mummies Alive fanart in the future...
SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 1.SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 1. in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(It's a beautiful morning. The SithVamp Reviewer is in his bathrobe, entering his kitchen, looking for breakfast, while singing Savoy Truffle by the Beatles)
Reviewer: Cream Tangerine and Montelimar,
A Ginger Sling with a Pineapple Heart,
Coffee Dessert, yes you know it's good news...
(Pours himself some tea. Then he goes to the cupboard to get some Oreos. He puts the Oreos on a plate, and with the plate and the mug of tea, he goes to his theater room.)
Reviewer: Hmmm, there's nothing better in the morning than wake up, have a nice breakfast, and then watch some of your favorite cartoons! I'll start out with some Tiny Toons episodes!
(Puts a DVD of Tiny Toon Adventures in his DVD-player, presses the play button. The DVD starts playing and the Reviewer sits back, drinks his tea and enjoys the show. The Tiny Toons theme song plays. When the theme song is over, the episode starts)
Buster Bunny (On TV): Hiya, Toonsters! Today we're gonna...
(Suddenly the picture disappears. The screen is b
Halloween Cometh to Denbourne lyricsHalloween Cometh to Denbourne lyrics in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It’s the scariest month of the year again,
It’s merry old October
Everything is getting scarier now
Until the month is over!
October comes with its cold winds,
It’s getting colder day by day
But we don’t mind, cause this is the time
Of our favorite holiday!
The Halloween season cometh again
The night is full of fear
No time for the old man in red,
Pine trees or reindeer
No stupid bunnies hopping around,
Chocolate eggs can’t be seen
Kevin, Erin, Neil:
And the Leprechauns can run and hide,
Cause tonight is Halloween!
The Halloween season
Is coming to Denbourne
The scariest time of the year is coming,
See the Jack-o-Lanterns burn!
Time to put on your disguise,
Be a vampire, a ghost or a clown
You better get ready and try not to scream
Cause Halloween is coming to our town!
It’s time to get in costume again,
Everyone gets a turn
I’ll take a pumpkin and a Power Ring
SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 2.SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 2. in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Narrator: Previously on SithVamp Reviews…
(Shows footage from part 1 of the Review)
Robert: I, Reviewer, am Robert, guardian of bad movies and shows in Hades.
Reviewer: What do you want me to watch? The Looney Tunes Show?
Reviewer: Problem Solverz?
Robert: Even worse than that!
(Reviewer holds a copy of Son of the Mask)
(Shows the baby nightmare scene)
Nurse 1: And another boy
Nurse 2: And a girl!
Nurses: Boy! Girl!
(Nurses show vampire babies to Tim)
Reviewer: Bob Hoskins, no!
(Shows the Halloween party scene and the Mask gets out of the car, then shows the musical number scene)
Mask and Crowd: I love you baby, and if it’s quite alright, I need you baby!
Mask: Honey, I’m home
Tonya: I think I might be,
(Shows the ultrasound image of the baby dancing disco then rumba, then shows Alvey inflating his head like a balloon, then the infamous
My Thoughts on SheZow and GrojbandMy Thoughts on SheZow and Grojband in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Well, in the past few months, I've been introduced to a couple of new cartoons that came out recently; cartoons such as SheZow and Grojband. Here are my thoughts on those shows:
Okay, I'll be honest: The first time I checked this show out, my first reaction was: "WTF???!!!" For a week or two I've been avoiding this show but then I said "Whatever, I'll give it a try..." So I watched a couple of episodes and I discovered it isn't that bad. SheZow is a pretty good superhero. This kid is like the Justice League all rolled into one: he’s got gadgets and a hideout like Batman, Sonic Scream like Black Canary, Super Strength like Superman, Super Speed like the Flash, and a Ring, but unlike Green Lantern, his ring doesn't shoot beams...
Good things about the show:
01. The idea is original.
Bad things about the show:
01. Some of the stories in the episodes feel a bit rushed
02. After a while most of those constant She-Puns could get a little Shennoying... Uh, I mean Annoying!
SithVamp Reviews: How the Grinch Stole ChristmasSithVamp Reviews: How the Grinch Stole Christmas in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Greetings, fellow Deviants, I have some news,
This is another episode of SithVamp Reviews.
So listen closely and don't move an inch,
For I'll review the 60s cartoon about the Grinch.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, to give you some clues,
Was based on the book by one Dr. Seuss.
And, to make things even better, the director
Of this film is Chuck Jones, a Looney Tunes animator.
1966 was the year this movie was made,
A year, when an era of the Beatles began to fade.
The narrator, to make shivers run down your spine,
Is Boris Karloff, who played the Mummy and Frankenstein.
The movie starts with a group of people, whose
name is quite simple: they are the Whos.
We see them singing songs and decorating a tree,
they're preparing for Christmas with happiness and glee.
The Whos all feel joyous and happy,
There's only one person, who feels sour and crappy,
He watches it angrily, all this Holiday minge-binge,
It's the title character: known as the Grinch!
The Grinch hates Christmas, it's driving h
Joe's Wheelchairman's Creed (Full Version)Joe's Wheelchairman's Creed (Full Version) in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This is my Wheelchair! There are many like it, but this one is mine!
My Wheelchair is my best friend! It is my life! I must master it as I must master my life!
Without me, my Wheelchair is useless! Without my Wheelchair, I am useless!
I must drive my Wheelchair true! I must drive faster than my enemy, who is trying to run over me! I must hit him before he hits me! I will!
Before God, I swear this creed! My Wheelchair and I are defenders of my country! We are the Masters of our enemy! We are the saviors of my life!
So be it! Until there is no enemy! But peace!
Policy of Truth ch. 6Policy of Truth ch. 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Inside the Kaua'i Airport
"…Yin and Yang had a baby too. She's really cute," said Lilo, pulling Stitch away from a cellphone kiosk as they walked through the airport.
"Uh-huh," grunted Reuben from behind the shopping bags he was carrying.
"But not as cute as Gigi," added Mertle.
Lilo rolled her eyes. Mertle always made everything about herself and her "dog."
"Gigi's not cute, she has a mustache for Pete's sake," said Reuben with a snort.
Mertle straightened her back and clenched her fists. "At least she looks normal."
"You emphasized the wrong word, kid. She looks normal."
Lilo and Stitch laughed at this. Dib chuckled too, although he didn't fully understand what made it funny.
"What, are you saying Mertle's dog isn't normal?" asked Dib.
"Oh, didn't they tell you? I bet Mertle doesn't want ya to know."
"Well - Stop lookin' at me like that, Mertle. Nosy woulda told him sooner or later. Anyhow, Gigi is actually experiment 007."
In Defense of The Lion King 1.5The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride is mostly beloved by fans of the original Lion King, even though everyone agrees that it's far from perfect.In Defense of The Lion King 1.5 in Reviews & Guides More Like This
But there is no consensus on The Lion King 1 ½. Some fans like it, but it seems like more fans would rather pretend it doesn't exist. It certainly doesn't get much attention here on DA in the Lion King Fan Club. In the Nostalgia Chick's recent top 5 list of "least awful" Disney sequels, she mentioned TLK 1.5 only to contrast it to TLK 2. She didn't like it because it "***** all over the original." Then she went on to praise Cinderella III for being self-aware.
But TLK 1.5 is the most self-aware Disney movie ever made. It's satire, so the entire point is to rip apart the original. It gives TLK the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, and there's nothing wrong with that. Some commenters have called TLK 1.5 the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead to TLK's Hamlet. I haven't seen Rosencrantz and Guildenste
25 Words of Lilo and Dib25 Words of Lilo and Dib in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Lilo glared at Dib on the monitor. “How could you run off without saying goodbye? Without even leaving a note?”
Dib didn’t have the grace to look guilty. Instead he looked surprised and bemused.
“I didn’t think you’d care.”
“What?” shrieked Lilo. “Of course I care, you idiot! I love you!”
“Is it true that you and Lilo are dating?” asked Nosy. “’Cause French Fry said that you two are always eating shave ice together, and Gigi said-”
“Look,” interrupted Dib, “I’ve run out of money to bribe you to shut up, but can you please shut up anyway?”
“Here.” Lilo handed Dib a tube of sunscreen. “Don’t forget it next time. It hurts me to look at you.”
Dib knew he should feel sorry for making Lilo worry, but all he felt was joy.
Lilo said she loved him.
Policy of Truth Ch. 8Policy of Truth Ch. 8 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“I am sure your latest variety of toast is every bit as…interesting as the other twenty-three, but have you considered developing serum that can be absorbed directly into skin?” Jumba was beginning to understand why Dib seemed to dislike his father. The man was obsessed with crispy slices of bread to the point that he was reluctant to pursue other interests.
Membrane put his hand on his collar. “An intriguing concept. But how would it block nuclear radiation?”
“Do you not already have other materials for that?” asked Jumba, throwing his hands in the air.
“Yes, but Super Toast is the only radiation shield that’s also biodegradable!”
Fortunately, Jumba’s phone rang at that moment, rescuing him from the inane conversation.
It was Stitch.
“I need to take this call.” He turned off the speaker and held it up to his ear.
“Bonnie - Clyde - robbed store.&
Policy of Truth Ch. 11Policy of Truth Ch. 11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“You have to go to school, Lilo.”
“But the ship-“
“The adults will handle it,” Nani said firmly.
Lilo met Stitch’s dark eyes. They both knew that the creature they had heard that night probably had something to do with the ship’s disappearance. But if they told any of the others what they’d heard, they’d have to explain why they were in the grounded vessel.
Nani nodded to Stitch, oblivious to his dilemma. “And Stitch, and any cousin that wants to help.” Nani shoved Lilo’s backpack into her arms and shooed her out the door. “Have fun at school. Learn a lot.”
“Fine,” grumbled Lilo, seeing she had no choice. “Good luck you guys,” she added, before Nani closed the door. Sighing, Lilo descended the porch stairs and crossed the empty lawn. She inspected the barren patch for a few minutes, searching for c
Policy of Truth Ch. 12Policy of Truth Ch. 12 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Waimea Canyon, Kauai
"I'm not s'posed to tell you that the ship is that way." The disguised robot pointed his branchy arm over the next hill, where the trees started to thin and the soil was rockier.
Still carrying the little robot, Stitch started to walk up the hill, but Reuben grabbed his shoulder. "Wait a minute, he could be leading us inta a trap."
Stitch stopped and stared at the robot. He didn't look intelligent or hi-tech, but maybe that in itself was a trick. On the other hand, he seemed really random, and only mentioned the ship after Reuben brought it up.
"We have to take chance," said Stitch. "Have to find ship."
"Okay, but we gotta be smart about it. And we gotta figure out what ta do with that robot."
Stitch set the robot on the ground. "Robot, you have name?"
The robot snapped his plush branch upward in an awkward salute. His eyes turned red and his voice deepened. "GIR, reporting for duty." His eyes turned back to cyan. "Wait, you're not my master! Mas
Policy of Truth Ch. 13Policy of Truth Ch. 13 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Quarter till eleven
Jumba and Pleakley's Bed-but-not-breakfast
When Cobra arrived at the Bed-but-not-breakfast, Zim's eyes grew wide. He covered his antennae with his claws. Then he lowered his hands and slid open a panel on his right glove, revealing a red button.
Cobra raised his eyebrow. "No need for that. I'm not going to torture you. I'm going to have Reuben transport you back to Irk."
"Wait, what?" Reuben's head twitched as if shaking off fatigue.
"Someone has to take Zim back to Irk and deliver the message to the Tallest that Earth is under the protection of the Galactic Federation. We can't trust him to go back by himself."
"No!" said Zim. "The Tallest will think I failed!"
"Not Zim's fault," said Stitch.
"Stitch is right," said Jumba with a nod. "It would seem that the Tallest made mistake."
"But..." Zim's brow furrowed. "But the Tallest don't make mistakes...But I couldn't have failed..."
"Look, Cobra, normally I'd love ta travel for weeks and weeks with a loud-mouth I
Policy of Truth Ch. 3Policy of Truth Ch. 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He's not evil on the outside, just deep down in his soul.
Just after 11:00 am
Dib felt kind of overwhelmed by all the new aliens, and he'd only seen two dozen of the 630 experiments so far. He needed to focus on one alien at a time to keep his head from spinning too fast. Dr. Jookiba, who had created all the genetic experiments and collaborated with Irkens, was the obvious one to watch.
Lilo, though Dib wasn't sure what to make of her. She was nice. And not in a creepy way like Keef. Lilo actually listened to him, and she liked monster movies and mummies. She and Stitch had even fought an evil alien, although Gantu sounded dumber than Zim. But Lilo still seemed too trusting. What if Jumba was biding his time, waiting for the perfect opportunity to Well, Dib had no idea what the alien would do, but there was a good chance it would result in a wave of doom, or an explosion that would end life as he knew it, or any of his father's other cataclysmic prediction
Policy of Truth Ch. 4Policy of Truth Ch. 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
About five in the evening
Outside the Membrane/Putchel house
Jumba and Pleakley filled Lilo in on everything that happened with Dib, and so Lilo decided to return to his house for damage control. She persuaded Stitch to stay home without much difficulty, since her pretext for going to Dib's house was to help unpack. Stitch behaved much better than he used to, but he still got bored easily, and Lilo didn't want him to make a mess or chew on left shoes. She didn't want to unpack either, but she remembered the advice Nani had given her when she was little: if you want friends, you have to be a good friend.
A few seconds after Lilo rang the doorbell, she glimpsed Dib's face in the window. Then he opened the door, looking rather surprised.
"Hey Lilo. What are you doing here?"
Lilo smiled, and now that there were no aliens around to distract Dib, he noticed how pretty she was, with her dark almond shaped eyes and sleek hair.
"I thought you guys could use some help unpacking," s
Policy of Truth Ch. 5Policy of Truth Ch. 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Reuben waddled around the terminal, poking his head in different shops. He'd gotten some time off from his service in the Federation Military, and he was eager to visit the Pelekais and his cousins Well, the ones capable of speech, at least. Especially Bonnie.
Pleakley had told him Lilo and Stitch were shopping at the airport with friends, but he couldn't say which store. Reuben thought that Nani should let Lilo get a mobile phone. It wasn't so bad to just wander around the old place, though. The airport had a quaint, homey charm, not to mention Joe's Subs.
Reuben's vision was sharper than he let on, so it wasn't too long before he spotted something bright blue in a little sunglasses store. It was Stitch in his Kenny disguise: bleach blond wig and orange shirt and shorts. Lilo was next to him in her red sun dress. Reuben strolled over to them, munching on his turkey sub. They were turning the racks of sunglasses and didn't notice him un
Mat-E part 6In the bridge lobby, the Chameleon's transport with me who is still asleep, Kitty Katswell and Matthew on it entered the cavernous hall. A lovely female thin fox with palest reddish orange skin/fur, purple eyes, purple lips, brownish red wavy hair with wavy bangs and a yellow lighting logo on her bushy tail (DanLeMan14's OC) named Miranda Fox is stationed at the far end. A bridge elevator behind him and is blocked by a force field gate. The transport pulls up to Miranda.Mat-E part 6 in Sci-Fi More Like This
The Chameleon cleared his throat, "Ahem." He started to speak, "Excuse me, Miss Miranda Fox."
She smiled, "Yes, Mr. Chameleon?"
"I need to head to the Mayor of Dimmesdale's room please."
"Sure." She push one button at a time at the console one. Finally, the gate lowers and the elevator doors open. She said, "Go right ahead, sir."
"Thank you, Mrs. Fox." The Chameleon said as he saluted.
"You're welcome, Chameleon, sir." She winked as she watches the transport with the Chameleon, me, Kitty and Matthew enter the elevator.
Mat-E part 2The next morning, Matthew's alarm clock started to ring. Matthew Rabbit wakes up and hit the top of his alarm clock with his palm and get up, feeling groggy and sleepy. He stumbles outside. At the roof of Matthew's truck, he saw the morning sun. He fully exposed in its light. He took out his tan mirror which is a solar collector. The sun light reflects the mirror right into his face. He has a relaxation smile until he is now awake and he collects his lunch cooler. He smiled, "Well, time to work." He heads off to work....and accidentally tripped over Jacky as he screamed, "Aah!" He hit to the ground. He turned his head around to see what trips him is Jacky who looks knocked out. He became horrified and shouted, "Jacky!" He rushed towards her, kneel down and hold her in his arms. He looks sad that she was hurt. However, Jacky the Ferret woke up. He sighed in relief, "Phew. Thank goodness." He put her down and said, "Now stay here, okay, girl?"Mat-E part 2 in Sci-Fi More Like This
He smiled as he pets her head, "
Mat-E part 9In the interior lido deck, the nightship's computerized voice said, "The Lido Deck is now closing...The Lido Deck is now closing."Mat-E part 9 in Sci-Fi More Like This
The last few passengers exit the pool area and they're all wearing the same color blue uniforms......except two red ones that are Mrs. and Mr. Dinkleberg who are still in the pool. The camere close on the bare feet of them and they ripple the surface of the pool. Both Mr. and Mrs. Dinkleberg float over the water's surface and they splash one another playfully.
Mr. Dinkleberg smiled playfully, "Hey now. Stop that..."
"Make me." giggled Mrs. Dinkleberg.
"I didn't know we had a pool."
A male dalmatian lifeguard dog arrived and reprimands them from the pool's edge. He said, "No splashing, no diving."
They became annoyed and said, "Ahh! Go on!"
Mr. Dinkleberg splashes the lifeguard with a feet. The lifeguard dalmatian became wet and stormed away.
On the upper deck, the door slide opened. Matthew Rabbit and I peeked our heads out to check if the coast is clear by
Mat-E part 1In outer space, there are stars in it. The upbeat show tune, "Put On Your Sunday Clothes", plays.Mat-E part 1 in Sci-Fi More Like This
Out there, there's a world outside of Yonkers
Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby
There's a slick town, Barnaby
Full of shine and full of sparkle
Then, you can see more stars, distant galaxies, constellations, nebulas...
Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby
Finally, there's a single planet which is drab and brown. The camera moving towards it, pushing through its polluted atmosphere. In the planet's surface, a range of mountains takes form in the haze. The camera moving closer. The mountains are piles of trash. The entire surface is nothing but waste.
Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there
Get out the brillantine and dime cigars
We're gonna find adventure in the evening air
Girls in white
In a perfumed night
Where the lights are bright as the stars!
Put on your Sunday clothes, we're gonna ride through town
Mat-E part 5In the animal service tunnel with continuous dozens of anthropomorphic animals from Petropolis walk along a multi-lane passageway. All following glowing lines on the floor. Matthew Rabbit's head whipsaws back and forth, tries to process it all and doesn't notice the Chameleon's transport merge into traffic with the sleeping me with him and without Matthew! Matthew saw the Chameleon's transport got away from him and gasped, "Kristina, wait!" He shrinks from the high-speed traffic and timidly attempts to merge. Then, he sticks out one foot which instantly causes a animal pile-up. The white rabbit man yelled at Matthew, "Hey, we're walking here, kid!"Mat-E part 5 in Sci-Fi More Like This
Matthew apologized innocently, "Sorry." He ran across all the lines on the floor and bounces off the animals like bumper cars. He is barely able to navigate the chaos and takes refuge in the middle of an intersection. He continued to look for me. Then, he saw a gray male hippo paints a wall sign and a male garbage crocodile dumps trash into
Mat-E part 7Moments later at the interior lobby where Miranda Fox is at, the elevator opens. The Chameleon's transport drives out. Both Matthew Rabbit and I strapped on it with energy bands. Miranda Fox noticed Matthew on the hover transport and she has now mastered waving. So she waves an enthusiastic goodbye at him and me. Matthew waved back at her with a wink. He turned to me and tried to get my attention.Mat-E part 7 in Sci-Fi More Like This
He asked with a smile, "Kristina?"
I turned my head with an icy scowl and yelled, "What?!" I gave him the cold shoulder, turned my head away from him and refuses to speak to him.
Matthew moaned, "Sorry."
The transport exits the lobby.
Back up in the Mayor of Dimmsdale's quarters, the Mayor said as he placed the clump of dirt in the console, "Analyze." The clump of dirt is suspended in a beam of light. It rotates. The mayor sits at his vanity console as Kitty Katswell watches him. The analysis data scrolls on a holo-screen.
The ship's computerized female voice said, "Analysis: foreign contamin
Mat-E part 4On the next morning, outside of the truck, Matthew Rabbit loads up his cooler and checks on me one more time. Still nothing and I'm still asleep like Sleeping Beauty... He heads off to work, defeated. Later at the work site, Matthew simply going through the motions while scooping the trash into his compactor, it activated and spits out the cubed trash. No spirit in him at all. He sadly placed the cubed trash by the trash cubes as Jacky the Ferret follows him sadly. He stood for a while. Jacky nuzzles her nose at his hand. He turned to her and strokes her head gently. Then, he pulls out the Zippo lighter. He flicks it a few times. He watched the flame a while. Suddenly, a rush of wind blows out the flame.Mat-E part 4 in Sci-Fi More Like This
He wondered, "Huh?"
He felt the world instantly rumbling. A cubed trash fell off the top with Jacky on it and she jumped to another. He looks in the direction of his home. A bright glow is lowering down through the clouds. He gasped, "Oh no."
At the trash alley, Matthew Rabbit racing a
Mat-E part 3Later, I scanned a car engine with a blue crystal on my chest and glows red which means negative so I slammed the hood shut. Next, I scanned a Port-A-Potty. Negative again and there's nothing I've been looking for so I slammed the door shut as I growled angrily. Next, I scanned an Apollo capsule. The crystal turns red again. Negative again. I slammed the hatch shut angrily. Next, I scanned a freighter hold. Negative again. I slammed the lid shut.Mat-E part 3 in Sci-Fi More Like This
Outside of the derelict shipyard in the dusk, I walked over the freighter, feeling frustrated and not finding what I'm looking for. I growled, "No, no, no! Where could that thing I'm looking for possibly be!"
Matthew Rabbit eavesdrops from afar.
I walk past the ship's crane magnet that is right behind me, didn't noticed it. Then, I end up send flying up and got stuck as I screamed, "Aah!" My metallic backpack was stuck on the magnet. I growled, "Arg! How many times did I have to tell Keswick not to give me anything attractive to magnet? Did he
Mat-E part 8In the escape pod bay over the hallway which is dark in there, the elevator chimes. Matthew Rabbit known as Mat-E and I step out. There are rows of numbered bay doors line the hallway. I approach "Bay #1" where we entered.Mat-E part 8 in Sci-Fi More Like This
In the interior escape pod bay #1 continous, I navigated the dark and approached a freestanding console. I fiddled with some buttons.
Onto Matthew, he glances down at my white gloved hand. He privately intertwines his fingers.
He thought, "Maybe now is the right moment..."
He asked quietly, "Kristina...?"
The banks of controls light up around us.
An escape pod is revealed at the end of the room. Its hatch automatically opens and bathes the room with light from its lit interior.
I turned to Matthew coldly, "Earth. "
I gestured for Matthew to enter the pod.
I repeated coldly, "Get in the pod, Matthew. You need to go home to Earth." As I pointed to an overhead screen that displays coordinates to Earth.
He happily complies as he entered the pod. He l