Silent Ponyville Ending 6Silent Ponyville Ending 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Unlock Condition: Place the tiles in a specific order in the final hallway, then go through the final door.
"I don't know, this doesn't seem right." She said as she looked around at the plates. She had put the fish in the first box, the bird in the second, the cat in the third and the snake in the fourth. Nothing had happened when she placed each of the plates, but something compelled her, told her that this was what she was supposed to do.
"I guess the only thing left is to go through that door then." She said turning to face the wooden door at the end of the hallway. The Slender Pony had gone through the door before, so she knew it had to be waiting for her on the other side.
She walked up to the door carefully. She took a deep breath as she prepared for what was on the other side. She put her hoof up to the handle and pushed the door open.
"You've got a typo here. It says 'Her voice was running out of patients.' You spelled 'patience' as 'patients'. I guess sh
Silent Ponyville Ending 5Silent Ponyville Ending 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ending The Truth
Unlock Condition: Clear the game and see every hidden Truth
Twilight pulled her head back, rubbing her forehead as she groaned. The spell was taxing, not to mention she had held it for minutes already. She shook her head before looking at her pink friend. Pinkie still had her eyes closed.
"Pinkie? You alright?" Twilight asked, not sure if she had been released from the effects of the spell yet.
It took a moment, but soon Pinkie's eyes slowly opened.
"You okay? It wasn't too much was it?" Twilight asked a little worried about her friend.
Pinkie simply blinked, before smiling and lowering her head closing her eyes. Twilight blinked a little confused at this behavior.
"Thank you Twilight." Were the first words to leave Pinkie's mouth.
"Oh, did it work?" Twilight asked, softly smiling.
"It did. And I thank you so much for helping me." Pinkie said lifting her head, letting Twilight see the smile on Pinkie's face. "If you hadn't helped me who knows what would hav
Too Shy for a Rainbow Chap 2Too Shy for a Rainbow Chap 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fluttershy panted heavily as she lay on the cloud. Her wings were sore and her energy was low. She wasn't sure how much longer she could keep this up, it was exhausting her.
"Are you finished already? We've barely gotten any flying in today!" Rainbow sighed, hovering over the tired Fluttershy.
"I'm sorry " Fluttershy squeaked as she shakily got up onto all four hooves again.
"You're never going to keep your grades up if you don't get into better shape." Rainbow said flying down and forcing her on to her feet, spreading her wings and getting her into a flight stance, much to Fluttershy's dismay. "Okay, give me another speed lap around the loops. And GO." Rainbow yelled out before blowing on a whistle.
Fluttershy let out a soft cry before flying forward as quickly as he wings could carry her. Her wings had developed early and grown larger, but they weren't very strong despite that. Rainbow could only groan at Fluttershy's top speed, not even being a third of what she could
The Rainbow's Surprise PrologThe Rainbow's Surprise Prolog in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-Warning: This story contains shipping between the mane cast. It also contains references to the Silent Ponyville continuity and takes place two and half months after Silent Ponyville 2. Reading it is not required but recommended.-
"Alright, hello everyone and welcome to the Wonderbolt Auditions!" Spitfire announced walking before the group of eager young fliers before her, "We've never really done this 'open auditions' thing before so it's kind of a new experience for everyone. However, we're confident that you're going to show us your stuff and the best of the best will have the honor of joining us, the Wonderbolts!"
Rainbow Dash felt tense as she stood amongst the crowd of fliers around her. There was a lot more potential new recruits than she had thought there were going to be. And she knew well enough that there was only maybe two or three positions open on the team at best. Out of all the potential flyers to get in, she felt like a single rain drop in a storm trying to h
Study of the Mind Delve Chap 2Chapter 2Study of the Mind Delve Chap 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Twilight? What are you doing?" Her mother asked looking down at the little filly who seemed to be nestled on a pillow surrounded by a fort made out of books.
"The munsters can't get me while I read now!" Filly Twilight spoke up in her young cheerful voice before sticking her nose back into the book and happily read away at her latest adventure.
Celestia stifled a giggle as the more adult Twilight who stood next to her blushed.
"I forgot how adorable you had been." Celestia commented.
"Ahaha yea " Twilight said trying to laugh her blush away. The ghostly image of that memory seemed to fade away and was replaced with another, this one a scene of Twilight's mother reading a book to filly Twilight.
This had been the scene since they had entered the building that looked just like her old home in Canterlot. Various images of memories past blinked in and out of existence, all of them Twilight's. Most in this house were just of her as a little filly, inter
Silent Ponyville 2 - Ending 6Silent Ponyville 2 - Ending 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ending: Face Your Fears
Unlock condition: View all the memories and encounter Pinkie and Rainbow Dash in the Otherworld.
Twilight was doing her best to understand what the three pictures before her meant. Each picture was a distorted mess of color and shapes. At times she thought she had been able to make out the vague shape of a pony or some other shape that she could identify as an object, but it quickly moved back into being a distorted blob.
"I can't make heads or tails of this." Twilight as groaning as she looked back and forth, "How exactly does this spell work? This is my second time doing it and I'm STILL confused." The book didn't explain any further than how to perform the spell and its purpose. Was it supposed to be easy to figure out? Should something have been obvious to her? There were no instructions on how to interpret the pictures, or what she could do to help!
It really seemed like she was purposely being kept out, as if she wasn't allowed to see what each of her frie
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Twilight threw her hooves up in frustration.
"WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED!?" Twilight groaned as she put the latest book she had been browsing through down. It too had yielded her no answers; she was squarely back where she had begun once again.
"You seem stressed Twilight, is this really that important?" Spike asked as he approached her quickly, placing a cup of her favorite tea down next to her.
"Thank you Spike." Twilight sighed softly levitating the cup up to her lips and taking a sip, starting to settle down again, "And it is. This spell is baffling me now. There's no indication in the book it comes from that suggests the spell is bad. Yet I have three separate testimonies that the spell shouldn't EVER be used again." Twilight rubbed her forehead carefully.
"Have you asked them why?" Spike asked curiously.
"Of course I have Spike. But " She took another sip of the tea as she thought about her friends reasons carefully, "Pi
The Rainbow's Surprise Chap 1The Rainbow's Surprise Chap 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The cool fall air sent a breeze through Fluttershy's mane as she slowly walked through the streets of Ponyville. Winter would be here soon, the streets would be covered in the beautiful blanket of white snow that embraced it every year. This was always one of her favorite times of the year, when everything was quiet and calm, the soft chill giving the world a sort of serene beauty. Even though most animals would be hibernating for the winter leaving her without much work, she always spent her time simply admiring the beauty the landscapes had to offer.
She felt a constant sense of awe in the simple wonders of the world this time of year, the way the leaves would change colors from their luscious green to the beautiful harmony of reds, oranges and yellows. The air would almost always have a wonderful smell to it as somepony would have a small fire going, or perhaps would be wood roasting some new savory dish or even the simple crisp air that nature provided.
However, things we
The Rainbow's Surprise Chap 4The Rainbow's Surprise Chap 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was decided that the wedding would be held the day after first snow fall, meaning the wedding would be held in two weeks' time. It didn't take long for the news of the wedding to be spread throughout Ponyville. Rarity had made a fuss about the suddenness of the date, but Rainbow explained that after her Wonderbolts audition she wanted to spend every possible moment with Fluttershy before she went off to her training. This seemed to pacify Rarity and Rainbow left for her audition the next morning.
For the small town of Ponyville weddings weren't that common despite the amount of relationships the town seemed to harbor. It seemed most ponies enjoyed the simple dating scene over making that final step of commitment, but whenever a couple did make that decision it was news the whole town heard about. You could be certain everypony who could show up was going to.
The moment Pinkie knew the wedding was confirmed she'd set in motion to prepare for it. She'd been going all around
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Ending It's a twist
Unlock Condition: Don't see all of the memories before facing Slender Mane for the last time
She opened the door, stepping out.
Outside the door she saw four torches lit around an open arena. A pathway was lit for her leading to it. A fence was placed along the path and arena so she couldn't go anywhere else.
She gently put her lantern away as she walked towards the center of the arena. She could feel small tremors shaking through the world as she walked.
As she reached one side of the arena, from the ground on the opposite side the Slender Pony emerged from ground. He stood tall over her, his presence still bearing down.
"The truth " Pinkie whispered to herself as she stared at the Slender Pony, her phonograph letting off a slight buzz.
"I see it's the truth behind everything isn't it something I've been hiding from, something that you show me." She tried to rationalize everything.
The Slender Pony began to walk slowly towards, the haze of his
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WARNING: EXTREME HALO 3 ENDING SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
-Self-Rated 14+ for Blood, Gore, Violence, Mild Language
October 10th, 2554, outside Milky Way Galaxy
After almost two years being dormant, the Mark VI MJHNOIR suit whirled to life. Heating systems began pulsing, reviving the Spartan to life. The Cryo Tube openned, and zero gravity took hold of the half ton super-soldier. His body drifted out of the cramped space and into the dark metal rooms of the destroyed UNSC cruiser Dawn. Spartan 117 strained to move his body, but it had been so long that even his heart was'nt beating quickly. His stomach ached, but it did'nt overshadow the immense stinging pain of going into cryo sleep with something on the body. Thousands of knives seemed to stab into every numb and already aching skin cell. On top of it all, he had a migraine like someone hit him across the head with a sledge hammer.
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Spartan 117 raced down the paved road for cover. Machine gun rounds bounced off and sent small chunks pinging against his shield, and every once in a while bullets made contact. After ten seconds in a full sprint, John slid under a concrete barricade and finally had some cover. Marl Team was right behind him, running as fast as they could. Their shields, which were much stronger than his own, held up against the one machine gun firing at them from three hundred yards down east. The buildings towerred above them in every direction, casting their shadows against each other as the sun set. It had taken two hours to neautralize the first line of Rekic's defense, and now the threat of snipers was cloaked by the shadow of the setting sun and ten thousand accessable windows.
Spartan 117 peered over his cover, with the machine gun gripped in his hands and ready to fire. Three hundred yards down open road, the machine gun sat in the ce
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+++***Chapter 4-New Weapons, New Shield, New Enemy, Old Skill***+++
"Alright, you two, here's what we know." Verdict yelled over the drop ship's engines as it flew in formation with ten others. Cortana and the Chief concentrated on the holo panel as it showed two soldiers get into a fist fight and wrestled to the floor, one wiht a green arrow above her head. "Major Silka was ambushed and captured by a Rekic soldier near Base Deta." Silks fell limp to the floor, and the Rekic soldier picked her up and ran off screen. The holo panel flickerred off. "Silks had important inormation as to the where-abouts of the space ship Commanding Justice. We bilieve she was taken to the town of Grettuf a few kilometers ahead." The holo panel flickerred to life again and revealed a three dimensional map that set an icon where the Callistral mentioned. "There are three artillery cannons along the cliff side keeping our land vehicles at bay. In the center of the town is a large anti-air gun k
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+++***Chapter 10-Argamennon-The First Assault***+++
100,000 years before predicted birth of Christ
World Gamma 13V
Caverns of Argamennon
The walls were slimed with Flood fluid, and the ground seemed to squish under Kye's feet. He held his FK55 explosive rounds automatic gun in his hands. His Crystal Armour hid his heat and smell from the Flood that slept all around them. His team quietly walked through the center of the ugliest creatures in existance; the race responsible for more than one hundred billion Forerunner casualties. Now, all that remained from three hundred colonies were twenty. These abominations had rippled his civilization to almost nothing that it was before. But Kye also blamed the failure to defend the colonies on their leaders, the Guizine Council. They dropped the Species-Protection Protocols far too late.
The world looked slightly red through Kye's helmet. Data crossed his view, but he focussed on his goal
Chapter 9Chapter 9 in Fantasy More Like This
+++***Chapter 9-The Forerunner Portal***+++
"We're going in hot!"
The Pelican's engines roared desperately as the Flood jumped on, pulling it to the ground. Spartan 410 jumped off first, firing his MA5C Assault Rifle at fully automatic on the mutated monsters that swarmed around him. The rest of the Spartans followed, and altogether rained hot lead onto every square inch of the landing zone.
Pelican two slammed into five juggernaut Flood, sliding to a crashing halt against a Forerunner wall next to pelican one. Spartan S-363 led his suqad into the fight, holding the pelican's machine gun turret in his hands. The two other pyro warfare Spartans-the only other pyro warfare Spartans because of the insane psychological effects of burning living enemies- followed instantly, lobbing grenades into the thickest areas of Flood. Before pelican three even touched down, the entire LZ was drenched in green fluid and piled with gore that created such a horrible od
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+++***Chapter 8-The Hardest Fight----His Own***+++
The Masterchief turned his dirt bike ninety degrees, sliding it to a stop. He pulled the machine gun off his back and braced himself up with his leg. He aimed quickly, firing several rounds into the dirt bikes' wheels of the Rekic soldiers. All three behind him lost their dirt bikes' control, but they each somehow managed to jump off perfectly. They rolled, and returned fire against Spartan 117. One round bounced off his head's shield, giving him a surprisingly powerful whiplash and a stinging pain. Not what he needed, considerring they had heavy firepower that can obliderate his shields and their shields were much more powerful. Their was'nt much cover, either.
Verdict felt his center of balance tip at a high speed. The dirt bike wobbled crazily, and just before he feel over he grabbed the soldier that rammed him. He tore him off his dirt bike and made him take the fall as well. Both of them hit the ground roll
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+++***Chapter 19- Unimagineable Nightmare***+++
****This chapter works best listenning to So Cold by Crossfade and also When I'm Gone by Three Doors Down ****
---Warning: If you break down and cry easily, leave this chapter NOW---
"What the...?!" John gasped as he looked around. All he rememberred was him running from Grettuf, tracking the bio-signs of all his Spartans, then a sudden sharp pain like a bullet enterring his cerebrum, and then this. He stood on solid ground that lay perfectly flat for as far as the eye could see colorred a dirt green. The sky from the horizon up was pure white, with an eerie glow to it. Nothing appeared on his HUD, but that's not what worried him. The mercury-cool chill in his head was gone. Cortana had been taken. He reached back and pulled the small chip out out of his helmet. The cut-out circle inside the small rectangular microchip was'nt glowing blue; no A.I. resided inside of it.
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+++***Chapter 19, Part Two***+++ +++***Spartan 117 VS Shadow Spartan 117***+++
Kris snickered to himself happily as he made his past the dormant Flood. For some reason they had all just stopped, and he was'nt about to wait for them to wake up. He had dodged a nuclear bomb with some incredible luck. The Flood have never just collectively stopped like they were doing now; standing straight, staring off into oblivion. In fact, nothing on Kris's motion tracker was moving except for himself. It was a miracle, since they were about to move in for the kill. Or the never ending pain of infection.
"Umm," Jordan slowly said, stunned at what the Flood were doing. Nothing. "Is this what Spartan luck is all about?!"
"Let's not let it run out." Linda replied, taking off in a sprint towards the crashed ship with three life signs still in it that registered as Spartans. One was slowly draining away, one was idling near critical, and the last was stabi
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+++***Chapter 14-Argamennon Unleashed***+++
WARNING-EXTREME GORE AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!!!!!! NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED
Marl Two waved Verdict over to him, listenning intently to the headset by his ear. He gave it to Verdict, who listenned emtoionlessly to the tapped radio-tapper. They were spying on what the Rekic were listenning to inside of Rekic territory. A genius, and also insane, move.
"Charlie Company, respond. Over."
"HQ, Charlie Company is gone! There's something at Grettuf. It's generating itself out of this sick mist. It's huge! Fox Company, fall back! Fall back right--"
"Fox Company, respond. Anyone."
Verdict lowerred the headset and turned back to Nemonia, who patiently sat behind him. "Fox Company and Charlie Company came in behind us."
"Both of the biggect companies came in behind us?" Nemonia replied, worried. "Together? When are they erachign our position, then?"
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+++***Chapter 20-Clash of Titans***+++
John felt blood run from his nose and drop to the ground, past his broken visor. The ground had disapearred, and a nonstop gust cooled off his blood-coverred and sweat drenched face. It was painful to sit up, but he forced himself onto his arms and looked up. The dimension was a pitch black, and to tell where the horizon was located could be correctly described as impossible. Shadow 117 was ahead of John, breathing deeply as Argamennon's lost flood green energy swarmed visibly around him. Somehow, the demon had taken Argamennon's energy away from him through his created dimension, and absorbed so much that Argamennon was obliderated from existance.
"So that's how you kill him." John muttered as he rose to his shaky legs. There was no way to escape the dimension that he knew about, and John was wounded. Now, his shadow, if he correct on his assumption, had every bit of power Argamennon had. John knew exactly how this was goi
Enceinte ch 2Summary: After hearing unexpected news, a pregnant Rainbow Dash must repair broken amends and grow as a friend, a mare, and a mother.Enceinte ch 2 in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow's stomach grew hollow as her wings touched the wall behind her that she crashed into. Untying her blindfold, she let it descend to the ground with the group of papers. She watched Twilight pick up a pamphlet titled 'The Progression of Foal Growth'.
"Rainbow Dash, what's the meaning of this?" Rarity questioned while leaning over Twilight's shoulder, "Why were you hiding these from us?"
"'At three months, the foal now has detectable facial features'," Twilight read out loud, "Where were you before you got here?"
"Are you collecting pamphlets now?" Pinkie chirped, spitting cupcake crumbs towards the stunned Pegasus, "I love collecting things! Like rocks and bottle caps and Gummy's old scales-"
"Pinkie, why would she collect foal information pamphlets?" Rarity inquired, "Or pamphlets in general?"
"Are you planning to adopt?" Fluttershy asked, looking
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Summary: After hearing unexpected news, a pregnant Rainbow Dash must repair broken amends and grow as a friend, a mare, and a mother.
Entangling her limbs in the sheets, the winged pony blew out another impatient breath. For years she had battled insomnia and it crept up again in her current slumbering hours. As she glanced at Tank's shell next to her side, she grimaced and peered at her midsection. The swollenness of it persuaded her to flip onto her stomach and bury her head into the pillow. Kicking her legs again in the linens, she huffed and rolled over onto her back again to face the ceiling. It was the worse thought possible happening. Gaining weight and not able to do a gosh-darned thing about it.
Suddenly, an idea popped into her mind. There had been a trick that she used to do when she was a young filly whenever she had trouble going to sleep. She took a deep breath as her legs stretched out. Arching her back, she felt the tips of her forehooves touch the headboard and contrac
Enciente ch 4Summary: After hearing unexpected news, a pregnant Rainbow Dash must repair broken amends and grow as a friend, a mare, and a mother.Enciente ch 4 in General Fiction More Like This
A/N Thank you for the amazing support you guys! A/N
At that moment in time, nothing had any significance. The music fazed out and the other ponies were nonexistent. This was it, the instant that she had been preparing mentally vigorously for the past two days. For some reason, without meaning to, she found herself almost crouching in his presence. Licking her lips, she dropped her mouth open in slight intimidation. But she knew him, he had a familiar face. So why did she need to be so nervous? Then she remembered, he had said hello.
"H-hey Braeburn," she squeaked, straightening up a little. "S-sorry I bumped into y-you."
"Ah wasn't spectin' ya tah be here!" he exclaimed, tipping his hat, "AJ didn't tell me that you were comin'! How're ya? What have ya been up to?"
"Umm," she murmured, turning to view the dance floor. Apple Strudel didn't even notice Rain
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Summary: After hearing unexpected news, a pregnant Rainbow Dash must repair broken amends and grow as a friend, a mare, and a mother.
Blegh, don't like this chapter. Don't be surprised if I pull it down.
Shouting and rowdiness had always filled up the locker rooms for various amounts of reasons. Perhaps there could be an argument from a fumble that a player made in the game. Or maybe it could be more jubilant screams for an athlete's birthday. The Wonderbolts liked to tease their players on their birthday, especially if they protest during the singing of the 'Happy Birthday' song. It could even be simply that they teammates are talking loudly from the excitement of the most recent race. Today, however, the enthusiasm was for the rainbow-maned mare that was making her way through the athletic bodies. Struggling to carry her dress, she flung it over her shoulder and scurried down the locker aisle.
"Looks like Dashie is gonna be an old ball and chain!" somepony joked. She stuck her
Enceinte ch 5Summary: After hearing unexpected news, a pregnant Rainbow Dash must repair broken amends and grow as a friend, a mare, and a mother.Enceinte ch 5 in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Thank you for the love people! Don't forget to leave a comment!
(I try to get back to all of my comments so sorry if I take longer than hoped to reply!) A/N
The four Pegasi found themselves temporarily blinded by white bursts but immediately readjusted their eyes and continued to fly forward.
"Is it really necessary to have the flash on during daylight?" Spitfire bitterly questioned softly. The Wonderbolts had grown use to the frequent paparazzi, especially when they were near the Flight Bowl Sports Stadium for home games. Today they were racing against the Shadowbolts, a long time rival team of theirs. This made the media go on a frenzy, hammering teammates on both sides with questions. These questions varied from their flying techniques to products they were endorsing to what they had for breakfast.
"Spitfire! Spitfire!" one called out, "Is it tru
Enceinte ch 1Summary: After hearing unexpected news, a pregnant Rainbow Dash must repair broken amends and grow as a friend, a mare, and a mother.Enceinte ch 1 in General Fiction More Like This
A/N I can't believe I'm doing this storyline
I'm still warming up to the MLP fanfic community, so please be easy on me And if you have any critiques, let me know (but no flames. Please. Open fires are bad for the environment). A/N
Any mare could sense it. She had been in denial, of course, but had to be struck with the truth of reality eventually. Her body swayed with the frequent waving of the locomotive as her eyes gawked into her own reflection of the window to the side. It was one of her worst habits. Procrastinating. Was it that she was truly lazy? It didn't seem so in this situation; fear and confusion arrested her. Hearing muffled laughter from outside the door, Rainbow pushed herself from the bed and stumbled to open the doorknob. The giggles grew louder as she steered down the hallway, spotting Big Macintosh in the corner looking
Enceinte ch 10Enceinte ch 10 in General Fiction More Like This
This feels like such a weird, yet necessary chapter to me for some reason. :-/
The Derby has many factors that uphold its superior reputation such as its exquisite culinary dishes and breath-taking atmosphere. But the most publicized reason for its popularity was the famous guests that attended it. Every celebrity pony one could name had gone to the highly acclaimed restaurant and filled the walls with autographed pictures as proof. It had lovely views from the French-style windows which provided beautiful scenery of Los Pegasus and yet the seating gave the renowned ponies just enough privacy from passing civilians. The cyan customer placed her fork onto her place and rested her elbow on the table while propping up her head to glimpse at her company.
"That's awful what they are saying in the papers," the lavender unicorn commented, scooping up her soup, "What are you going to do?"
"Top Boss says to just lay low for a while and roll with the punches," Rainbow replied, "These thin
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YARGH! I'M SORRY THAT THIS STORY IS TAKING FOREVER!
It's taking longer than expected
But don't worry, only a few chapters left
Yawning as she entered the kitchen, Rainbow smacked her lips a few times to moisten her mouth from her sleep the night before. Her hooves dragged as the dusk sunlight shone through the windows, causing her to squint a little. Some of her bones cracked during this routine which only made her recoil. A young filly trotted up to her and greeted her in a boisterous voice. Much to her annoyance, Rainbow reminded herself that this household's residents were their most energetic in the morning.
"Didja sleep well?" Applebloom asked as she lead her to a table to sit in a chair, "Ah was over at Sweetie Belle's showing mah new cutiemark when Ah got a phone call from mah big sister tellin' me tah stay the night. She told me that there were uh buncha photography ponies or somethin'. What happened? Was it madness? Is everythin' OK?"
"Uh-huh," Rainbow murmure
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A/N: You know, the more I read about the symptoms and horrors of pregnancy online, the more I question myself if I truly want children in the future
And thank you for the amazing support you guys! Mwah!A/N
Groggily, Rainbow Dash rose to a sitting position in her bed, woken by the sound of her alarm clock buzzing off. As of lately, she had gone through a routine of cursing the morning and measure out the distance between the bathroom and her bedroom. Hauling herself over to the edge, she landed on her hooves and began sauntering over to the hallway. She entered the bathroom and squeezed a small amount of toothpaste onto her tooth brush and grunted. Luckily, she had become accustomed to her irregular headaches and closed her eyes until the lightheadedness simmered away. Putting the toothbrush in her mouth, she ran the bristles across her teeth quickly. To nopony in particular, she made a comment out loud.
"Shomepony told meh that preg-na-shee wash the mosht beautiful thing i
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"Oh Braeburn, darling, look at this one!" The mare waved the tiny jacket in front of her face eagerly for the stallion to evaluate. Giving an approving nod, he walked to the other side of the store to get a better view of it.
"Ah can't believe how tiny it is!" he exclaimed, grabbing one of the sleeves, "And soft!" Rainbow gave an irritated snort at the spectacle in front of her. The two ponies practically dragged her at this store, she felt, and decided this shopping spree was a waste of her time. Many times she begged them to forget this plan and to go home. All she yearned for was the warmth of her bed and her usual adventurous read of the popular book series 'Daring Do'. Although she never quite though about being a mother during her pregnancy, she promised herself that the foal would be exposed to the heroine at an early age. She believed that her baby should grow up with a sense and feel of venture. To her, boredom was the worst possible emotion in all of Equestria and hoped that
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Lessons of the Past
The weekend had been miserable and a steady rain had been falling all Saturday, continuing through the night and into the morning. It was late autumn/early winter by now and the surrounding countryside was looking bleak as the cloud cover slowly mulled by overhead.
There had been no flying since late Friday evening, all operations had been halted due to the continuing drizzle. The airstrip itself was too soggy to support armoured pegasi as the risk of them sinking into the soft ground was very real, with loss of life or serious injury being a very strong possibility.
Wing Commander Canterbury Scotch knew that war was about results but he would not place his air crew in undue risk when he knew he was right not to.
With little to do outside and time to kill, Kaimanawa sat warm in his bed under two thick duvets, his back resting against the headboard and a pillow behind him. He was reading the letter he had received from Bristol, prior to the aborted mission against th
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Voices of the Past
Bristol happily walked up the hallway from the mares ablutions and smiled as she trotted along on her way back to her office. She was in a chipper mood today and still a little buzzed from visiting Tangmare on Friday the week previously. It had set her in a relaxed mindset after at least seeing where Kai had been stationed and spent his day to day service life.
She had been so close to seeing Kaimanawa but, alas, he had been away on official business at the time so there had been no opportunity to see him in person. Still, she thought, at least she was that much closer to finally being able to reunite with her very special some pony.
As she trotted further up the hallway she stuck her head in the small shared tea room that enlisted personal used when they were off duty or taking a break from the daily toils. The tea room was one of many within the Royal Castle, codename Pinnacle.
"Fall Weather, your break was up 10 minutes ago. Back to your station please."
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~BBBRRRGGG BBBBRRGGGG BBBBBRRGGGG~
"ENEMY MG, 2 O'CLOCK. LOAD H.E.!"
The commander yelled as MG 42 rounds rattled off the thick steel armoured hull of the rumbling steel creature that thundered through the open space between two hedge groves. The clattering cleat of the tracks rattled to a stop and a grinding of gears entering a neutral stage groaned as tonnes of metal paused, the driver now momentarily redundant.
"Turret rotating Staff Sergeant."
The gunner replied as he depressed the tab below his right hoof which engaged the electrically charged mechanism required to rotate the bulbous protrusion on the top of the hull.
The loaded barked.
"Range 300 meters by that row of trees."
~BBBRRRGGG BBBBRRGGGG BBBBBRRGGGG~
The Auffenpinscher machine gun growled again with three short bursts.
"Between the third and fourth trees."
The Staff Sergeant directed to the gunner.
"Range 300, roger that."
~BBBRRRGGG BBBBRRGGGG BBBB
Spirit Journals: Goodbye Guardian Pt.4Spirit Journals: Goodbye Guardian Pt.4 in General Fiction More Like This
A timely intervention
The Wednesday morning had passed well at Tangmare with the first flights of the day having taken off towards their intended targets, lead by the newly promoted Squadron Leader Pipiwai, O.C. The former Flight Lieutenants official commission had yet to be formally processed so his was Officer Commanding instead of Commanding Officer, denoting his temporary post.
Albeit their main role in recent times had been as a fighter-bomber squadron, today the 486th had been sent aloft armed with just their 20mm Neighspano's armed with anger in mind. The small stub wings usually reserved for external weapons carriage had been removed to reduce air resistance so their air combat skills could be augmented towards the turning fight.
"This is Foreshore Leader, squadron airborne on outbound heading. All flights formed up on Moa, no limp chicks reported."
Pipiwai called through his intercom to report the squadron status as they slowly climbed to a pre designated altitude for their ou
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Days to go
Kaimanawa rolled around in his bed under the duvets that lay heavily on top of his pegasi body and insulated him against the cool night air. The night had been clear and colder than previously so he was snuggled, balled tightly against the cool air that was trying to seep in through any gap around his shoulders.
He pulled his blankets in and curled his fore hooves under to try keep the warm air from escaping and it seemed to work as he found a comfortable medium. Kai shuffled around and snuggled into his pillow and set himself on his right side, facing out towards the window.
The Squadron Leader had enjoyed his lodgings since coming to Tangmare and he knew every inch of it. The Window on the left, the hoof basin and mirror on the right, his free standing wardrobe to the right of the door and of course the personally purchased oak bed settee Colgate had brought on his behalf from the antique shop in Tangmare township.
Kai opened his eyes and sleepily stared forward as the sou
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Truth Come To Bare
Friday had arrived and the days proceedings followed their normal routine as Colgate worked nervously at her desk and Kaimanawa made his rounds, checking on the squadron's flights who were rostered to fly and catching up for a rundown of the missions that had been flown.
Kai was not on flying duties himself today so Clockwork, as his executive officer, was flying lead on Kai flight with two new recruits, twins in fact, called Kittyhawk and Tomahawk. Kittyhawk had been assigned as Clockworks winger while Tomahawk had been assigned as Azalea's, as Sergeant Pilot Harmony had strained her left wing and was grounded until she was cleared fit for duties once more.
He walked out of his office and stood between Colgates desk and the bookshelf, watching as Clockwork curtailed the two new recruits that were standing at attention as their flight leader paced back and forth several times.
Kai smiled as he watched Clocks tail flick back and forth. Finally she sat in front of them
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Food For Thought
Tangmare stood strong and looked like a station that towered on the shoulders of giants, as Kaimanawa slowly walked back to his office after delivering Purse Strings to the hospital. He was feeling proud of his efforts and chuffed that he'd helped to bring relief to what looked like a very painful ailment.
It was, in fact, very true the relief that Purse Strings would get. Systemic Laminitis could lead to rotation or sinking of the third laminus and this in turn may lead to abscesses within the hoof that could be severe and very painful.
But there was another issue that had to be taken care of too; Money Grubber, the bookie that was practically holding her family at ransom.
Kaimanawa knew that Money Grubber was a civilian and justifiably, and legally so, there was no legislation written that would give the Squadron Leader the authority to act in lieu of a policing unit.
But what he did know is that the greedy back hander's actions led to the injuring of an enlisted mem
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Colgate looked up as she shuffled on the spot, clenching her flank and shifting nervously, her rear hooves making a soft scratching sound on the floorboards underneath. She tapped her fore hooves together as she drummed up the courage to tell the Squadron Leader the truth.
Kaimanawa led on leaving the Corporal an opening for her to explain the nervous actions she suddenly exhibited, more nervous or subdued than during the period of Fyres admission.
"You have something to tell me as well?"
"Hold on please."
Colgate replied as she stood up and walked back into her office to behind her desk. A draw was opened and then closed. The glow of Colgate's magic lit up any shadows with a faint blue hue as she walked back in levitating a small pile of shredded paper.
Upon Kaimanawas desk she slid the plate of pavlova aside and gently placed the pile of, what Kai though was confetti, on the desk and sat back down with her head hung as low as it could w
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"It seems the four musketeers are assembled."
Kaimanawa mused with a smile as he sat back down on his chair with a squeak from the broken leg.
"If you're hungry help yourself to some nibbles or a drink. There's soda there if you want."
But there was no immediate reply coming from the party of three that had just arrived in the Squadron Leaders daily abode.
Kai asked as none of his guests moved to partake in the refreshments. He looked around at the three ponies that sat around him and frowned, a bit frustrated, at the fact that none of them were willing to engage with him proactively and were therefore leaving it to the most senior office to start the proceedings.
"Very well, I will start if there are no one is willing to talk to me, obviously you're all in some sort of shock."
The Squadron Leader paused, thinking on his words before picking up the phone suddenly but without dialing any numbers. He was to bait his friends into speaking.
"Hello, Squadron Leader Kaimanwa of the 486
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Kaimanawa unzipped his flying jacket and hung it on the coat hanger in the corner along with his flying cap and goggles. He leant back, then forth, stretching out his muscles after the fruitless two hour Rhubarb intruder mission.
And uneventful mission given no real targets of opportunity had presented themselves.
No trains, tail planes or automated mobiles were willing to play tag with his 20mm Neighspano's and it had left him feeling disappointed. A flight of Woofwaffe pegasi were spotted in the distance but were out of range and heading into Auffenpinscher held territory therefore would've posed too much of a risk, had a trap been laid.
After stretching he shook out like a mutt which caused his hooves to rattle on the floorboards below, making it sound like he was doing an Irish pony gig.
Colgate called out from her office.
Kaimanawa replied in volume.
The Squadron Leader slipped back into his New Friesian sheeps wool flying boots, those that his
A Soldier in Silver Chapter 13A Soldier in Silver Chapter 13 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
His head hurt. He was so very hungry. The last thing he remembered was Swordread asking him if he was okay. Then there was nothing but blackness. Until now. Now he could feel the light. Feel it because it pierced his brain, like tiny splinters of glass slipping past his shut eyelid and stabbing into his brain. Destrier cursed loudly and shifted away from the window, slowly opening his one good eye.
“Good Morning to you too, Mister Sunshine.” He knew that voice too well. The red pony groaned.
“Why are you still here?” Destrier grumbled as he buried his head under the covers, “You have your prisoner, go home.”
“Is that any way to talk to your big brother?” snickered Swordread with a cheeky smile. “Besides Dad said that I have to get all the eyewitness testimony and that includes you, Red. We have to a good case against this pony. Not that we don’t have a good enough case to begin with, but we need your tes
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It was definitely Honey. Her mane was longer than he remembered, but it was her. From her pretty brown eyes to the swath of white on her right foreleg, it was her. Destrier stared down at her, shocked to see her again. She was looking up at him with curiosity, and slightly tilted her head to the left as she gazed at him but he was pretty certain that she didn’t recognize him.
He knew that he looked different, what with his disfigurement and the fact that he wasn’t in the highly polished golden armor that the Royal Guard wore on special occasions like the Grand Galloping Gala.
Maybe it was better this way.
“How can I help you Gentlecolts today?” she asked, her soft twang inflecting her words. Of course she would have noticed Charger and Eaglewing standing behind him. Yet neither of them spoke up. How typical this was becomin
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"This might be as easy as finding a needle in a haystack," Destrier grumbled, mostly to himself. From the way it sounded, Charger had been fairly young when his family had moved from Ponyville to Canterlot, and one never knew if this Wildflower's family had done the same, perhaps following the settlers to Dodge.
"I remember that Wildflower's mom had a florist shop in the town square," Charger said as Eaglewing appeared, the Pegasus landing with little impact near the gray unicorn. Immediately he began to speak.
"I didn't see any florist shops, but I wasn't looking for them either. There was a cart near the fountain not far from here. There was a really cute mare selling flowers. By the way did you notice all the mares? I did! Fillies and mares by the dozen! I think I'm going to like it here!"
Destrier sighed and walked on ahead of the duo who was chatting cheerfully about the sheer amount of females in the village. It wasn't as though Destrier himself wasn't interested in fem
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A Soldier in Silver
For a moment, Destrier contemplated strangling the Pegasus with one of the curtain pull cords. How he hated hearing that. “Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!” was the new catchphrase amongst the Royal Guards of all of Equestria’s races. Students used it all the time, bellowing it to one another during training drills until Destrier had enough of it.
“A fire spell’s a little drastic for catching a simple shoplifter, criminal scum or not, don’t you think?” growled the silver clad officer, striding over to the Pegasus and staring down at him. “Fanning the flames with your wings in order to flush him out is a bit of overcompensation, wouldn’t you say? You both are lucky no one DIED in tonight’s debacle.”
“I agree, Commander,” said Princess Celestia as she entered the room, flanked by General Fireflight, Eaglewing’s commander and another pony that Destrier hadn’
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Destrier wasn’t aware of how much his confession and the following kiss had caught Honeycrisp by surprise. She was so stunned that it took more than a minute to begin to react properly, and in that time her scarlet unicorn had come to the conclusion that her lack of response meant that his kiss and his confession were unwanted; he began to pull back so that he could apologize to her.
“Oh no you don’t!” whispered the paint mare. She wrapped her forelegs about his neck and pulled Destrier back down to her, finally returning his kiss with one just as passionate, a kiss that left no doubt as to how she felt about her scarlet knight.
Checkered Flag watched the couple kiss for a few moments, pleased that his sister had found a potential mate who seemed to adore her, even if she did have to whack him in the head with a horseshoe to get his attention. However, he was starting to feel uncomfortable with the prolonged public exchange between the couple; the
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A Soldier in Silver
The commander of the 145th Brigade of the Equestrian Royal Guards was exhausted. Not physically, but mentally. This night had been nothing short of a disaster, all thanks to one of his own. The scarlet unicorn sighed, looking over the city of Canterlot. The fire brigades had finally put out the flames, but not before several businesses downtown had been destroyed.
All this chaos and destruction to catch a petty thief. It wasn’t worth it. Destrier turned from the window to consider the ones who had wrecked such havoc. Charger was young and new to the unit. He had talent that much was evident. His father had been a guard himself; the grey stallion was only following family tradition. The pony in question kept his gaze on the floor, not daring to look at his commander.
Charger had not been alone in causing such chaos; a member of the Pegasus wing had also been involved. Destrier shifted his gaze to Eaglewing. The white winged pony was awaiting the a
A Soldier in Silver Chapter 5A Soldier in Silver Chapter 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Destrier wanted to hit something, preferably Charger’s father Lancer. Oh, if only he could get his hooves on him…
“And your mother is okay with this?” Destrier asked, as the colt pawed the floor with his left hoof.
“Mum said that they no longer have room for me at home, sir. They gave my little sister my old room and turned her smaller room into her closet. Pastel has lots of clothes, you see. She’s a regular clothes horse.”
Destrier was completely surprised by this. Chocolate Chip Mint hadn’t been the type to just allow her foal to be tossed out like yesterdays trash. Not the Mintie he knew. But then again she did marry Lancer and he had always been jerk. Maybe it rubbed off.
There was a flapping sound of wings from outside, and a fleeting glimpse of Princess Celestia as she passed by the windows outside his quarters. She looked decidedly unhappy. Destrier smirked a bit. Lancer and Minty were going to get a talking to by he
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A Soldier in Silver
This was the pony that brought that rag tag circus to Canterlot, the one that convinced the skeptical Guards that the Chimera was as docile as a house cat under control of his flea-bitten trainer.
At first everything seemed fine. The circus played for three days without incident.
Then something happened, the spells used to subdue the chimera failed, right in the middle of the afternoon show. The careless trainer was horrifically slaughtered in front of the audience by the beast, the very first to die. It then attacked and maimed or outright killed several foals and their unsuspecting parents, members of a school field trip that had come to see the circus.
The Corps were sent in to control the rampaging animal, to no avail. It decimated the 145th. The 72nd pegasi wing joined in the fight and the creature tore through them like so much paper. Destrier had been young and filled with stupid bravado, he had charged the brute. It took him down too easil
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The dining room fell dead silent after Mintie spoke.
It was felt as if she had cast an ice spell, for the room seemed so much colder to Destrier. He could see the effects of the unicorn’s words upon those in the room with the merest glance. He wanted to argue with her, tell Mintie that she was horrible for telling such a disgusting lie. But looking about at the others in the room stayed Destrier’s tongue.
Most of those gathered looked as shocked as he himself felt. Charger had gone pale, his expression slack jawed and almost uncomprehending of his mother’s words. His father…Lancer had a horrified expression upon his face, yet it was not one of surprise. It was one of somepony that had a dread secret revealed. He didn’t refute his mare’s words. The little filly of Lancer’s looked as shocked as her brother, bringing a hoof to her mouth as she looked from her parents and brother to the large scarlet stallion.
Mintie on the other
A Soldier in Silver Chapter 8A Soldier in Silver Chapter 8 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
All of the Royal Guard was well aware of Elements of Harmony and the six chosen ponies that could wield their power. Most knew that the chosen six lived in Ponyville. Only a few knew exactly which of the mares in that village the chosen ones were. Of course the Shieldons knew. The Captain of Princess Celestia’s personal guard would know much more that the average guard pony would not. Destrier was only in the know because he was a personal friend of the Shieldons.
“If that is a covert mission you are asking me to take on, I think I should remind you that I am retired,” Destrier said with amusement.
“Mission? Who said anything about a mission?” Lanceor said, and Destrier knew that it was exactly that. “I am just saying that having a retired guard pony there that I can trust would be an ideal situation. The chosen ones need not know that you are watching over them at all.”
“I should get going then. Would you like me send a monthly
The MLP:FiM Drinking Game ver. 2.0from the quill of Butterscotch SundaeThe MLP:FiM Drinking Game ver. 2.0 in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Warning: Always drink in moderation, unless you too want to turn into a middle-aged writer of MLP fanfiction! I suggest medium strength beer for the rules as they stand, although hardcore drinkers may opt for shots.
Drink = a sip, while Finish your drink means what it says!
Take a drink whenever:
- the opening or closing sequence plays
If you choose to skip either, you must finish your drink. Shame on you!
- somepony refers to 'friendship'
Additionally, you must say "Friendship is Magic!" or finish your drink
- anypony drinks something, even if it's just hotsauce
Additionally, you must say "Confound these ponies! They drive me to drink" or finish your drink
- anypony refers to Princess Celestia
Additionally, you must say "Another thousand years!" or finish your drink
Supporters of the New Lunar Republic may choose to say "Down with the Tyrant!" instead
- Derpy Hooves appears on screen
Among the MoonflowersAmong the Moonsflowers starring Twilight and Princess CelestiaAmong the Moonflowers in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"I'm afraid that this is a business call of sorts, Twilight darling," said Rarity, sitting down at Twilight's coffee table as the lavender-coated unicorn poured them both a cup of tea. "I've come to draw upon that limitless knowledge of yours in all things magical."
Twilight blushed and her ears went back in embarrassment. "Oh, I wouldn't call it 'limitless' exactly," she said, letting the teapot float down onto the table-top. "But I hope I can help you."
Rarity smiled back at her. "Oh, thank you darling. It's just a little question that's come up with a dress I've been asked to design for Hoity Toity's autumn range." She levitated her cup to her lips and inhaled its delicious fragrance. "You see, there's been some disagreement regarding the shape of a floral pattern that's going to be embroidered on the hem of this exquisite little cocktail dress that we're working on. Oh darling, you'd absolute
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Interventions are Magic starring Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the cast of Friendship is Magic
"C'mon Twilight! Everypony's waiting for you at Sugar Cube Corner!" Spike had had to half-drag Twilight from the library, where she had spent the evening reading and drinking mostly drinking. He'd found her curled up on the couch nursing a bottle of vanilla-lemon vodka, the floor a pile of crumpled books and empty bottles, and she'd resisted every effort of his to get her to come with him. He'd tried to pull her by her tail at first, and when that hadn't worked he'd pushed on her rump as she dug her hooves in stubbornly, but now she had finally given up and was walking alongside him, swaying as she went.
"At what where? Sugar Cube Corner?" she slurred. After half a bottle of vodka, Twilight was three sheets to the wind, and she found it difficult to put one hoof in front of the other. In fact, they threatened to tangle up underneath her at any moment, and she was glad o
Bunfight at Sugarcube CornerThe Bunfight at Sugarcube Corner starring Braeburn Apple aka The Mysterious StrangerBunfight at Sugarcube Corner in Short Stories More Like This
Celestia's sun was high in a boiling summer sky the day the Braeburn galloped into Ponyville, his hooves and vest brown with the dust of his long journey. He parted the sweaty strands of his amber fringe and tipped back his Stetson as he looked over the little town. The streets were deserted, and every house had its doors and windows tightly shut.
Ponyville was a ghost town. Now just where was everypony?
He stepped out into the town square as the clock on the Town Hall rang eleven in sonorous chimes like the beating of a solitary heart. A lone tumbleweed rolled through the square and Braeburn suddenly wondered:
Why is that you only ever see a tumbleweed when there's nopony else about?
He was walking past an abandoned flower-cart, its contents of gorgeous roses still on display, when a forehoof suddenly darted out from behind the cart and beckoned to him.
"Quick!" whispered t
The Party Hasn't Ended Part 13Pinkie and Dash streaked higher, ever higher into the sky. Layer after layer of black, boiling cloud had slipped past them, and then they had escaped the storm and were out among the normal white clouds, the cumulus and cumulo-stratus that floated above Equestria like great white fairy castles. But even those clouds were gone as well now, far below them, and they flew through the clear frosty-blue silent expanse at the top of the world.The Party Hasn't Ended Part 13 in Short Stories More Like This
Pinkie leaned against Dash and shouted in her ear to be heard over the air coursing past them. "But Dashie? Where are we going? Isn't the storm right back down there?"
Dash shouted back: "We've got to get as high as possible, Pinkie. That way gravity can give us the extra boost we'll need to trigger the sonic rainboom."
Pinkie gulped. "A s-s-s-s-sonic rainboom?" she stuttered. "Straight into the centre of the storm? Are you crazy!?!?"
"You're really asking ME if I'M crazy, Pinkie?" Dash laughed. "That hurricane was born from the rainbow of darkness, so
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It took Twilight forever to fall asleep, the incident playing over and over in her head, the same mixture of sensations and frustrations just memories now but nevertheless still raw and sensitive. But at last she fell into a fitful sleep, hot and uncomfortable but empty of dreams...
....until she awoke to the sound of the windows clattering open and the rustling of the curtains against the drapery of her bed.
She drew her head slowly out from under the covers to see that the whole room was lit up by silver-blue light pouring in from the now open window. The mirror had turned into a pool of quicksilver and the brass handles and hinges of the furniture were sparkling as if they had been doused in glitter.
Twilight climbed out of bed, her eyes glued to the beam of light piercing the room, and took a few nervous steps towards the window. She had closed it, hadn't she? There was no way sh
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Fluttershy's Infernal Adventure
"Please, Angel Bunny - just a teeny, tiny little sip?" Fluttershy brought the spoon closer to the little rabbit's mouth, but he pouted and kicked it away.
The pegasus frowned. "You just have to take your medicine, or else that sniffle is going to get even worse!" She turned and quickly poured another spoonful, but when she looked back, Angel was gone.
Fluttershy looked this way and that, but there was no sign of the little rabbit. "Oh Angel bunny, you're too sick to play hide-and-seek!" she scolded. She looked under the sofa, behind the little coffee table with its vase of moonflowers, but she couldn't see him anywhere!
It was then that she noticed the wind had pushed open the front door of the cottage and she gasped.
She quickly trotted outside, just in time to see a tiny little cotton-tail disappearing down the garden path.
"Wait! Angel, wait!" She trotted after the little rabbit. "You'll get lost!"
Soon she came to a c
The MLP Drinking GameTAKE A SHOT:The MLP Drinking Game in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Whenever anypony's hairdo is ruined.
Whenever anypony makes a pony-related pun (FILLY-delphia, NEIGH-sayers).
Whenever anypony refers to "friendship".
Additionally, you must say "Friendship is Magic!" or finish your drink.
Whenever anypony refers to PRINCESS CELESTIA, take a shot in her honor.
Additionally, you must say "Another thousand years!" or finish your drink.
Whenever anypony drinks something, you must also take a drink.
Additionally, you must say "Confound these ponies! They drive me to drink." or finish your drink.
Whenever a unicorn outside the named cast appears on screen.
Additionally, you must say "Unicorn Power!" or finish your drink.
Whenever DERPY appears on screen.
Whenever anypony claps (clops?) their hooves or brohoofs another pony
Whenever APPLEJACK or RAINBOW DASH are forced to wear girlie clothes.
Whenever anypony grabs another's tail.
Whenever FLUTTERSHY says UM.
Whenever FLUTTERSHY squeaks.
Whenever FLUTTERSHY is abused by Angel in some way.
The Ballad of Big MacThe Ballad of Big Mac in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The Ballad of Big Mac
Come hear the tale of Macintosh,
Big Mac to all his friends,
the love he won, but almost lost,
of fame that never ends.
He spent his days out in a field
not far from Ponyville,
gath'ring his orchard's fruitful yield
with all his bucking skill.
"Big Mac, you take care now y'hear!"
said A. J. in alarm,
"Keep buckin' like that an' Ah've a fear
You'll do yerself some harm!"
Big Mac replied, "Don' worry none,"
as apples fell like rain,
"Jus' mah way of 'gettin' 'er done'!"
and went to buck again.
He bucked the tree, and with a crash
the center of it split.
The falling trunk, quick as a flash,
the stallion's head did hit.
Straight to Nurse Redheart Big Mac was sent
with AJ at his side,
and in the quiet medical tent
he nursed his wounded pride.
But though the nurse did all she could,
the wound refused to heal -
ointment and poultice did no good,
despite Nurse Redheart's zeal.
To Twilight Sparkle then Mac fled,
librarian of the town.
Yet as soon as all her books we
Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 1Much Ahoof About Nothing starring Princess Celestia and her faithful student Twilight SparkleMuch Ahoof About Nothing Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight watched the little white starlike flowers swirl about in her cup of elderflower tea and sighed.
Rarity put down her own cup and looked at her in sudden concern from across the table. The two of them were sitting at their favourite table at the Dandelion Clock Café and enjoying a little afternoon tea together, but Rarity for some time now had noticed that Twilight, although moody at the best of times, was especially moody today for some reason.
"Darling!" she said. "That's the third time you've sighed in as many minutes! Now I know something is most definitely wrong."
Twilight lifted her face from observing the tea to look at her friend. The white-coated unicorn's eyes were regarding her with concern, but somehow Twilight didn't feel like talking to her.
"Oh Rarity. I'm fine, really," she said, and then straightaway her eyes dropped back down to the tea and its danci
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Cadence opened her eyes. It seemed to be rather dark as the area was covered, the main light source coming from what one side of a field might look like with a small wooden gate, but that wasn't the only reason. She soon discovered she was wearing blinkers. Probably to make it harder for me to try to escape, Cadence thought bitterly.
She soon discovered there was also a rope around her muzzle and another around her neck which was tying her to a stake in the ground. She suddenly remembered the colt who had tried to save her. It was miserable unfair, such bad luck. He should have won so easily; so strong and so brave . . .
Her attention snapped back as the three goblins came through the gate and leered at her. Cadence pawed at the ground defiantly.
'She's a bit stubborn, isn't she?' said the winged goblin.
'Nothing a little training can't fix . . .' answered the horned goblin with a small smile. He walked up to the glaring pony. 'We will whip you if you don't behave,' he
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As the Grand Galloping Gala, which had been as dull as ever, drew to a close, Princess Celestia approached her niece.
As Shining Armor had pointed out, Cadence had looked more beautiful than ever wearing her brand new dress that evening. She was sitting by a tree now talking with Shining Armor.
'But how are you going to find it?' Shining Armor was saying, 'It could be anywhere!'
'I don't know,' Cadence admitted, 'but I have to.'
'Cadence?' came Celestia's voice. Cadence turned her head.
'Yes, Auntie Tia?' Cadence replied.
'I'd like to speak with you for a moment,' Celestia told her. Cadence nodded before turning to Shining Armor.
'I'll be back soon,' Cadence said.
Once they were a little distance off, they stopped.
'Every so often,' Celestia began, 'there is a meeting known as the Union Of The Alicorns. You can guess from the name what it is. A large amount of alicorns meet up to share any news or things they have discovered. Very few alicorns will turn up to a lo
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Cadence opened her eyes. It was almost dawn. She thought of Princess Celestia. She'd be back soon and worrying. It had been Cadence's worry and guilt which had caused her to wake so early. She needed to get back. Whatever the goblins said, she was leaving.
She spotted them over by the fire. She silently walked towards them, but then concealed herself. She got a sudden bad feeling from the tones of their voices. As she looked around, she noticed that the winged goblin was hovering. Hadn't he said his wing was damaged?
'So we'll take her back to the base,' the winged goblin was saying, 'so we can collect a few things, and then . . .'
'We go off into the mountains!' exclaimed the horned goblin, taking another enthusiastic bite of the meat he was eating, leaving bits of blood around his mouth. Cadence sincerely hoped that meat wasn't what she thought it was; but what were they talking about?
'So what are we going to do to her then?' asked the earth goblin eagerly.
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It was about an hour before dawn and the zebra, Zecora, stood by the entrance to her hut in the Everfree Forest, enjoying the pleasant breeze on her face and waiting for her little niece, Zig-Zag, to return. She had gone to look for some potion ingredients for her aunt and had said that she wouldn't go far. Zecora couldn't help but feel a little worried, especially as she had only recently acquired the foul.
She went back inside her hut and readjusted a recently added picture of herself and
Zig-Zag before getting back to work on a potion she was making. She did not notice the strange creatures landing outside her hut. She had just finished the potion she was working on and sealed the contents in a bottle when the door opened.
Zecora turned her head towards the door, expecting to see her niece. She gasped when she saw the creatures on her doorstep which surged into her hut before she had a chance to react. She stared around at the horrid buzzing creatures that had invaded her h
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Shining Armor couldn't understand it. Ever since Cadence had returned from, well, wherever she'd been, Shining Armor couldn't shake the feeling that she had been avoiding him. At first, he hadn't been too concerned, thinking she must be busy, or maybe, she was set on tracking down her mother's soul alone. But after a while, with Cadence continuing to avoid him, his anxiety created other, more worrying ideas.
Had she met another, better colt on her travels? Did she like him more, and didn't have the courage to say so? Shining Armor asked Fleur de Lis about Cadence, but she said she hadn't seen her much either. Shining Armor felt worse, perhaps Cadence was seeing another colt if she was avoiding Fleur de Lis too; she wasn't officially his fillyfriend after all.
He couldn't bear it any longer. He had to find out, even if it caused his heart to shatter. He was determined to talk to her before he left on the camping trip; he didn't know if Cadence was going or not. In
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Cadence turned her head to see Shining Armor returning with ice creams for them both. He sat down next to her on the grass and smiled. She smiled back. They had wanted to go elsewhere that day but after Celestia had heard about the events of Hearts & Hooves Day, she had wanted Cadence to remain closer to home for a while.
'Are you alright, Cadence?' Shining Armor asked as they were eating their ice creams, noticing that Cadence was a little tensed up.
'I'm just a little worried,' Cadence admitted, 'I haven't seen Lis all day and she was supposed to meet me this morning . . .'
'What was that about Fleur?' came the voice of Steamer, who had been hiding behind a tree.
'Were you two spying on us?' Shining Armor asked.
'How did you know I was here?' said Joe.
'Because these days, wherever Steamer is, you are, Joe,' Cadence told him.
'Fair point,' Joe responded, 'now what were you saying about Fleur?'
'I haven't seen her all day,' said Cadence, 'have you?'
Joe and Stea
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Cadence could hardly see a thing as she moved carefully along. She could only vaguely see her hooves as she placed one in front of the other. At first, the only thing she could hear was her hooves as she walked, but then, she became aware of the sound of a few voices up ahead. She wasn't close enough to work out what they were saying though. As she began to see light, the voices faded away.
She took a deep breath and cautiously looked into the chamber she was in. She must've been heading a lot more downhill than she had thought, either that, or some sort of magic had been performed on the chamber as it was very large overall and the ceiling was very high.
The chamber seemed to have multiple levels with small rock paths, only just rough enough to use, leading to various large platforms at different heights which had different purposes, and some which had entrances to other areas. The walls, unlike the ones she had seen before, seemed to be made up of rock and c
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Being chained to a wall wasn't exactly fun. In fact, it was downright unpleasant, not to mention uncomfortable. There was no way Cadence could free herself; even if she had known an appropriate spell, she would be unable to perform it with her damaged horn.
What should she do? When he returned, what would he . . ? Cadence suddenly remembered the device attached to her hair. Would she be able to move her head close enough to it for it to be able to be used? She leaned up as far as she could.
'Grandpa?' Cadence called weakly, 'Grandpa, are you there?'
'Cadie?' came Dusk's voice, 'Cadie, is that you?'
'Yes! Yes, it's me!' Cadence replied anxiously.
'Cadie, where are you?' Dusk asked in a worried tone, 'are you hurt? You sound frightened.'
'I'm, I'm down in the old mines, Grandpa!' Cadence responded quickly.
'The mines!' Dusk exclaimed, 'what are you doing down there! Can't you find your way out?'
'I'm chained up to the wall!' Cadence told him, 'I can barely mo
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The wind was roaring and Cadence was struggling to fly forward at all. It seemed like the closer they go, the worse the weather was. They were aiming to land close to where the edge of the empire had used to be, and then search from there, with hope that Cadence might be able to sense something. The other three alicorns were struggling too, but not nearly as much as Cadence was because they were so much bigger and much stronger flyers.
'I think we may be close!' Aquila shouted over the roaring wind.
'We need to start slowly lowering ourselves to at least get a better view!' Celestia hollered back.
This was a lot more difficult than it sounded. It was difficult enough to go forward, nevermind going downwards at a slow speed while preparing to land. Cadence had never done this before in normal conditions. When she flew, she generally stayed quite close to the ground and even when she didn't stay particularly close, she made swift landings, not gradual ones.
A New Sound - C1Mornings were not Vinyl’s domain, that was a well known fact to everyone in her life. It could be argued that her job had made her this way, late nights and the bright lights of nightclubs had made her numb to the subtle, creeping advance of Celestia’s sun as it clambered over the distant rooftops to slip between her curtains.A New Sound - C1 in Short Stories More Like This
However, despite her job being mostly to blame, there was one other, small reason that caused Vinyl to bury her head further in the pillow than usual this morning.
A court proceeding, as Octavia promptly reminded. her. She poked Vinyl in precisely the place she knew would cause her to jerk out of the bed, leaving her spread eagled in a toga formed from the bedsheets. Octavia trotted up to the edge of the less than graceful heap of white sheets and white pony, already awake and ready for the day.
“Vinyl, you need to get up, you‘re expected there two hours from now.”
Vinyl sighed, causing the sheets to flutter with her breath, before s
Heartstrings and Gumdrops: Part ThreeBreakfast was a rapid fire affair. Lyra emptied the bowl of Cheerileeos down her throat in a manner that would have made the most gluttonous of ponies feel somewhat queasy. She devoured the bowl's contents in a matter of seconds, throwing it into the sink before she assaulted it with a sponge and towel. She perched the bowl on the dishrack at the side, breaking into a light canter as she picked up her lyre case in a mint green aura of magic. Her hoof was on the door handle as she heard the light, airy call from the kitchen she had attempted to abandon.Heartstrings and Gumdrops: Part Three in Short Stories More Like This
"Where are you galloping off too, young lady?"
Lyra cursed under her breath, lightly stroking the door handle as she decided to opt for distance rather than direct confrontation. She called down the hallway, hoping her mother would maybe, just maybe, not bother to ask any more of her.
"Just...going on a vacation from work. Only a week, mum!"
"And when were you thinking of telling me about this?!"
Lyra took the opportunity presented by th
For ScienceThe doors parted with a breathy, scraping sound, not unlike that of a sword being unsheathed. They were perfectly sterile, white portals into a perfectly sterile, white room. Nucleus stepped into the lab, urgency propelling her steps, trepidation weighing them down.For Science in Short Stories More Like This
She observed her surroundings as she came to a halt in the centre. The laboratory's owner was not known for inefficiency or general lack of organisation, and as such, the entire room was precariously arranged in an example of harmonious order. A table stood in the centre, various implements adorned its surface in perfect size order. A bookshelf contained a fascinating array of hardbacks in a myriad of colours, all assigned their rightful place by way of the Dewey Decimal system.
Even the desk in the corner was perfectly organised. The keyboard was exactly parallel to the desk edge, the mouse sitting in the exact centre of its appropriated mouse pad. The monitor revealed a lucid desktop, uncluttered with icons, a sober image
A Canterlot HauntingThere is a phenomenon few know about, that graces the Canterlot Performance in the deep hours of night. The baritone performance of travelling stallions would cease, the crowd unleashing the required applause as the performers bow out with all the attempted grace such ponies can have. The murmur of small talk and criticism would simmer to nothingness, and as the cleaners swept through the aisles, cleared away the rubbish and ruin of the night, it would begin.A Canterlot Haunting in Short Stories More Like This
Many of the younger or newer staff members had ridiculed tales away with an sweeping hoof, having heard too many stories of pranks and hoaxes. The high, floating tone of the cello in the breeze would go unnoticed. Many of the staff had surrendered their efforts to find the very obvious hidden gramophone, while others still found the melody too ethereal for their ears. The midnight cleaning staff refreshed its ranks quite often.
It was as the cleaners shuffled out the door, elder stallions chided by the young ones for their naivety
A New Sound - C2Vinyl eventually emerged from the bathroom amidst a rolling fog of condensing steam and shampoo fragrance. She trudged into the kitchen with her mane and tail still encased in a pair of towels, softly dripping a sparse trail of water onto the floor as she passed through the living room. It would dry long before Octavia noticed, Vinyl thought.A New Sound - C2 in Short Stories More Like This
Vinyl leant against the doorway, watching Octavia busy herself around the kitchen as the pan sputtered and spat. The whole room was bathed in the delicious scent of vanilla, as well as the French toast itself. That wholesome aroma promising a delectable breakfast, a breakfast Vinyl was afraid would come back on her if her nerves kept on like this.
Octavia glanced over her shoulder, noticing the slightly damp Vinyl in the doorway. She smiled in a passing manner, before trotting over to attend to a violently hissing slice of toast on the pan. Vinyl had to admire the skill Octavia had with tools, she herself would be useless without her horn, and cou
Heartstrings and Gumdrops: Part TwoLyra closed the door behind her with something of a dejected slam, half-heartedly attempting to send the door to a crashing oblivion, but not really feeling up to the task of putting in the required effort. She decided to make up the excess by slamming the keys on the table in the hallway, pricking her ears as she heard a voice from beyond the door at the end of the hall.Heartstrings and Gumdrops: Part Two in Short Stories More Like This
"Is that you, Lyra?"
Lyra sighed, slowly treading her way up the carpet to the door. She nudged it open a crack, spotting her mother sitting at the table, nursing a cigarette that was well on its way to the afterlife.
"No mum, it's a burglar. Have we got any mail?"
"Yes, over there on the counter. Just one for you. How did your chat with your agent go, by the way?"
Lyra picked up the pile of letters, several addressed to Miss Hyacinth Bouquet, and one for herself. She opened it to find a leaflet for free horn extensions. Hyacinth noticed a sudden brightening in the room as Lyra channeled her current frustra
Ghosts and Glass"Deep breaths. Cool. Calm. In through the snout, out through the mouth."Ghosts and Glass in Short Stories More Like This
Dancer shouldered his rifle, laying prone amongst the fallen leaves of the oak tree that shrouded his presence. He lined up his sights, seeing the first of his targets emerge. A group of the dumpy primates stumbled from out of the distant undergrowth across the field, he lined up his first shot on the forehead of their leader.
"Patience. Why kill one when you can kill four? You'll know the right moment when it comes."
A light winked on his Muzzle-Up Display. His comrades were in position, the welcome mat was laid out and waiting. He chinned a button in his helmet, flashing his acknowledgement in response.
The primates had fanned out, and Dancer could see them more clearly now. They were bipedal, but crawled on four legs more out of laziness than any real biological intent. He could see them raising their snouts to the air, snuffling through their masks. The very same masks were piped to pyramid-shape
Allegrezza - Part Thirty-OneThe midnight moonlight crept through the curtains, illuminating the room within. Eerie protrusions burst forth from the floor and walls, casting grim and wavering shadows that seemed to stalk their way across the room. Octavia had never enjoyed nighttime, her night sight had never been something to shout about. Sadly, Vinyl's room was full of all manner of debris, casting irregular pony-shaped shadows onto her imagination.Allegrezza - Part Thirty-One in Short Stories More Like This
The problem being, of course, that Octavia couldn't sleep. But an hour ago, this had been something of an advantage during the nighttime activities. Now though, it kept her mind turning over the same niggling doubts, snowballing them into overbearing worries and trepidations. She glanced at her...partner. She supposed that was the correct term, was it not? It had been a worryingly infrequent label that she had been unable to apply to many other ponies. Yes, the insufferably idiotic- yet practically saintly - mare laying beside her was her partner. Octavia felt assure
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Mounting entries on her to-do list coupled with a draining amount of time in which to attend to them had made Octavia somewhat irritable. The night of the Gala was upon them, and she was expected to be in attendance with her ensemble in no less than an hour. As such, it was very much to her chagrin that she discovered Vinyl asleep on the bed, where she should have already begun changing into her outfit.
A burst of sharp jabs to the stomach remedied the situation, and Vinyl's bleary eyes were met with the sight of a rather indignant Octavia bearing down on her.
"Vinyl, are you asleep?!"
A brief respite was given from the intent glare, as Vinyl's hooves shakily rubbed her eyes.
"Yeah...I was, what's up?"
Octavia practically cuffed Vinyl to her hooves, her benevolence somewhat lessened by copious amounts of stress, and an impatient cart driver waiting outside to bear them away to the palace.
"You're what's meant to be up! Come on! Ge
RVB - DialogueTitle: DialogueRVB - Dialogue in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG13 for swearing
Word Count: 889
Summary: Just a random conversation between Grif and Simmons, with some interruptions from Donut
Disclaimer: Red vs Blue and characters are Rooster Teeth's, as much as I wish they were mine.
A/N: I wrote this in school one day because I was bored out of my skull and needed some Grif/Simmons interactions to distract me. I decided to experiment with using only dialogue, so some parts are kind of lame because of that restriction. I had to use names more often than I would have liked so you could tell who was talking. "OTL
"Are you gay?"
"Where the fuck did THAT come from?"
"I dunno, I'm just curious."
"Yeah, but where would you even GET something like that, Grif?!"
"I dunno. And you haven't answered the question."
"What the fuck do YOU think?"
"Obviously I don't know, or I wouldn't
Rain in the Desert II - RVBSimmons abandoned his armor when he had thrown it in the corner and walked further into the base, Grif trailing lazily behind. Turning the corner into the rec room, he froze as he saw his C.O. and the pink rookie sitting on the floor, surrounded by something... pink. And fuzzy.Rain in the Desert II - RVB in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hearing their footsteps (and lack thereof), Donut glanced up to see the two missing soldiers. "There you are!" he burst out, sounding a little like a scolding mother. "What took you so long, Simmons? And look, Grif is soaked to the bone!" He suddenly burst into a radiant grin. "Want me to warm you up? I've been practicing this great new massage technique--"
"Dear GOD, no," Grif cut in, shuddering. "I don't want to hear any more of that sentence."
Donut pouted. "But it--"
"Will you at least let me--"
"I said no, Donut. That means shut up!"
"Fine," the pink soldier huffed, turning back to Sarge. The red-clad man looked a little glassy-eyed, like he'd sacrificed his last shred of sanity while ke
Return 3 of 9 - RvBTitle: Return 3/?Return 3 of 9 - RvB in Short Stories More Like This
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: R for Simmons' dirty thoughts.
Word Count: 1117 (haha, I couldn't help it xD)
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: Actually, I lied. I'm not Michael J. Burns, and I don't own RvB. :C
A/N: Hey, you actually get some semblance of smut from me finally!
After tussling with his thoughts for at least an hour, Simmons fell back onto his pillow, utterly exhausted. Like Donut had said, it was hard; now that he was conscious of the fact he had to do this so-called "searching," the carefully constructed barriors keeping unwanted thoughts away were starting to crumble, letting little painfully truthful snipits slip through the cracks. He patched up the walls as best as he could, but like a weakened dam, the thoughts just pulsed through other holes and left him floundering in a water t
Return 5 of 9 - RvBTitle: Return 5/?Return 5 of 9 - RvB in Short Stories More Like This
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: PG-13 again. Plot time, anyone?
Word Count: 755 (I really have a knack for writing even-numbered stories. Without even trying, either. o_O)
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: If Red vs Blue were mine, it would be much, much more gay.
A/N: Sorry this is getting so long, guys. I swear I didn't plan it being this ridiculous, but it's kind of turning into an epic. Plotwise, I'm pretty sure this only about the halfway mark, maybe a tiny bit over. So, either brace yourself for much more lame Grif/Simmons from me, or welcome it with open arms. Your pick. ;]
"I always knew you were a good soldier, Simmons," Sarge said approvingly as he watched Simmons scrub the battered sides of the warthog with an equally battered steel sponge. He nodded once sharply as if reaffirming his stat
Rain in the Desert III - RVBGrif was the last to emerge from their underground baracks, having taken his sweet time to make his way down the hallway and up the ladder that lead above ground. The "garage" floor of the base was empty, save for a few errant puddles and the echo of voices from the floor above him. The steel doors had been opened, letting the scorching light of the sun back in. Grif sighed, wishing the storm would have lasted longer. Now there weren't any good excuses as to why he shouldn't work.Rain in the Desert III - RVB in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Where's Grif?" he could hear Sarge complaining. "That dirtbag needs to carry these buckets!"
"You want me to go beat him for you, Sir?" Grif grimaced at the sickly sweet intonation in Simmons' voice.
"Thank you, Simmons, but that won't be necessary."
Grif sighed; he might as well get this over with, and then maybe Sarge would let him sleep the rest of the day. Not that they had anything else to do, anyway.
Trudging reluctantly toward the grav-lift, he stepped into the pulsing light blue field and let it rais
Return 4 of 9 - RvBTitle: Return 4/?Return 4 of 9 - RvB in Short Stories More Like This
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: Mild R. Once again for Simmons' dirty mind.
Word Count: 785
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure Rooster Teeth wouldn't be crazy enough to write something like this.
A/N: This one was fun to write. For some reason, irritated-but-still-aroused!Simmons is really adorable to me. :3
Simmons took his time in the shower, trying to call up images of big-breasted women instead of Grif, but the lazy orange man kept prevailing and finally Simmons just gave up and let his body do what it wanted. He was too exhausted to refuse anymore.
Thirty minutes later he stumbled out of the bathroom and toward the kitchen reluctantly, the smells of food wafting from its direction a greater pull than the force repelling him from the room. He pushed the door open wearily, and froze
RVB - FacsimileThe one thing Simmons never thought he'd miss about Earth was the deep, sparkling velvet blanket of the night sky. Sure, he had been just as interested in astronomy and constellations as the next nerd, but with the darkness had always come the fear of the unknown, of shaded, hidden places where things with fangs and scales could strike out at him at any given moment. It made it ever more surreal then, that subtle ache of longing to see the moon through a window every time he'd curl up under his blankets for the "night." He wasn't even sure if he was on the right time schedule anymore; the sun never set in Blood Gulch, so how was he to know if he really was sleeping during the night part of the day? Thinking too deeply about it made him wish for the cloak of darkness even more; his time in this canyon felt like one day, one very, very long day that would never end. What kind of day was 8 years long, anyway?RVB - Facsimile in Fan Fiction More Like This
And just as he realized his longing, he swallowed it down, replaced it with extr
MSOVPIL - RvBTitle: Maybe, Slightly, Only Very Probably In LoveMSOVPIL - RvB in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG. Unless you want to be a bitch about it and say it's PG13 because of two little uses of the f-word. In which case, who cares.
Word Count: 1372
Summary: It wasn't as though Grif wanted to fall in love with Simmons.
Disclaimer: RvB is copyrighted to Rooster Teeth, Budweiser the Turtle is copyrighted to Chopper the Ninja (who I just recently converted to the Grif/Simmons following, heck yes!), and the story is mine. C:
A/N: I sorta just wrote this to help me get out of a writing funk. >>;
It wasn't as though Grif wanted to fall in love with Simmons.
He'd come into the army knowing that he'd hate it, and relishing in the fact that he had the freedom to hate everything there indiscriminatorily; his commanding officers, his fellow soldiers, his orders, the food, the base, the new environment -
Return 7 of 9 - RvBTitle: Return 7/9Return 7 of 9 - RvB in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: A new twist on Grif/Simmons
Rating: Well, R for like half a second in the beginning and then PG-13 xD
Word Count: 1178
Summary: He felt like his entire life was leading up to that very moment...
Disclaimer: Not mine. ;[
A/N: More awkward daydreaming and interactions from Simmons :] Also, Simmons' music choices are pretty lame. I tried, but he really only liked one song of mine, so... well, I'll let you see when you get there. xD; Believe me, though, it's cheeeeeeesy.
Simmons gasped wildly and thrashed beneath Grif, desperate to press as much of their bare skin together as was possible. Grif breathed a laugh and quickened his thrusting pace, moving his mouth from its spot on Simmons' neck to latch on one of his nipples. Simmons yelled hoarsely, fingernails dragging jagged raw lines down Grif's back. "Harder..!" he managed before another wave of pure ecstasy thre