Journal #2First off, a big apology to all the people wondering where I've been the last couple of weeks. Life has been... hectic as of late. But now that school's out I'll be dedicating quite a bit more time to deviantArt and to the activities that got me so involved in this site. Chiefly making some Daedric armor! I haven't had time to work on it but I'm still very excited about the project, mainly due to the discovery of bondo filler putty (A big thanks to fairlyodd1217, go check out his iron helmet http://fairlyodd1217.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5a0on4). My original daedric helmet is really rough because I lost patience with trying to smooth out the bondo, but now that I know better than to rush it (and filler putty to help smooth it even more) I'm thinking I can get my pieces to the prop level quality I had envisioned.
It's also worth nothing that I think it's high time I got with the times and make my files available for download. My original plan was to make this all very pers
Collection: MasksCollection: Masks in Art Features More Like This
Halloween is a time for masks. Aliens, zombies, vampires and werewolves will soon walk the suburban streets in search of tasty treats. But then there is the next level of masks—the likenesses of movie stars, politicians and other celebrities with their most unflattering features exaggerated. Cheap shots, to be sure, but alibied as “satire.” We finally arrive at the “non–off–the–rack” mask–making of actual make–up artists. Here’s where the mask one chooses tells us things about the person we only thought we knew. You see, the scariest thing about masks is their very concept—of a friend or loved one, beneath the surface, not really being the person you know at all. That is a truly fearful thi
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ONLY IN DREAMS: Skyrim Stands Apart as a Modern Masterpiece in Gaming
Bethesda Studios announced that this year, for the first time ever, they’d be hosting their own press conference at E3
This news made waves in the gaming community with everyone anticipating one singular purpose for the conference: to announce the release of Fallout 4, the sequel to one of the studio’s most successful franchises. If you’re familiar with Bethesda, then you
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COSPLAY FRIDAY: I Used To Be An Adventurer
Skyrim - Dovahkiin Helmet
Dragons, Magic and Never Ending Quests.
Welcome To Skyrim.
Hailed by many as one of the greatest games of all time, “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” may soon have its successor on store shelves. Rumors are flooding the web that “The Elder Scrolls 6” release date is drawing closer with speculation placing the drop date sometime between 2015 and 2016.
Now for those of you who wis
The Stock Market - No. 3depthRADIUSThe Stock Market - No. 3 in Art Features More Like This
Issue No. 3|Archives
About Stock Market
The inspirational magic of one image awakening the creative muse of hundreds of artists.
This issue's stock image
Say Cheeze - 3 by mjranum-stock
ALL-STAR ATTITUDE by JaimeGervais
FUTURE BADASS by juliet981
TANK GIRL by SamiraEmelie
BROKEN ANGEL. by AndrewMcCormick
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J. Paul Getty - The Liberation of Masterpieces as Open Content
The J. Paul Getty Museum has initiated an Open Content Program to share, freely and without restriction, as many of the Getty’s digital resources as possible.
A first sharing of 4,600 high-resolution images of the Museum’s collection, including many masterworks, has just been made available and all are free to use, modify, and publish for any purpose.
In a brilliant stroke, the Getty Museum has liberated one of the top collections of art in the world not just for access but for use. The museum is literally “beaming up” the great works in its collection as living resour
Cosplay: From Fandom to IdentityWatch depthRADIUSCosplay: From Fandom to Identity in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Cosplay: From Fandom To Indentity
Written By techgnotic
Goddess with Black Wing
Welcome to a whole new level.
Cosplay is taking over the world and our only surprise is what took it so long. There is so much to explore in this current Cosplay crusade. Let’s take a look beyond the headlines and thriving Con event circuit and get to the heart of what makes Cosplay so special to so many around the Earth Sphere. This is your chance to share with us the important elements, storylines, issues, and community members you would like to see highlighted.
To get this party started we’re running a series of profiles and tutorials t
Game Of Thrones: Bloody Crowns, Diaphanous GownsWatch depthRADIUSGame Of Thrones: Bloody Crowns, Diaphanous Gowns in Art Features More Like This
Game of Thrones spearheads resurgence in sword & sorcery fantasy art of Warrior Kings & Queens.
Game of Thronesby Asidpk
A very small man can cast a ver
Have You Met Zee Captain?Have You Met Zee Captain? in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Sep 19, 2012 by techgnotic
The chaptered comic strip, has been collected into a 100-page graphic novel – and to the still-uninitiated:
It is not quite like anything you’ve probably ever seen before. The story follows “Zee Captain” and his sidekicks as they amble through a post-apocalyptic landscape. And while that hardly seems new and different, it’s the unusually superlative graphic quality of the comic cells and the Monty Pythonesque dialogues and leaps of logic that can become quite mesmerizing. Zee Captain, his face hidden by a gas mask that gives him a Darth Vaderish look, wears what looks like a Soviet Red Army uniform from WWII, and the strip does have nourish WWII feel. It’s as if the nuclear holocaust on Hiroshima and Nagasaki had never ended and spread to every major city on Earth. But
Odyssey Into 2012: In RetrospectFor marioluevanos and I It was one of those interesting ideas that once let loose to run free in our heads was impossible to force back into the “notions for another time” box. Deadlined chapters and artworks to open mystic gates to safeguard the coming of the New Year 2012!Odyssey Into 2012: In Retrospect in Personal More Like This
Wed Jan 11, 2012, 9:30 PM
For marioluevanos and I It was one of those interesting ideas that once let loose to run free
in our heads was impossible to force back into the “notions for another time” box. Deadlined chapters
and artworks to open mystic gates to safeguard the coming of the New Year 2012! One more way to show
the world what the talents and imaginations of our worldwide community of deviants are capable of when
challenged with only minimal time and direction! But of course the actual execution of this creative
experiment would require far
Collection: DiptychsCollection: Diptychs in Art Features More Like This
Although usually associated with religious paintings as a form of portable personal iconography, the diptych can actually be any two images presented in side–by–side juxtaposition. Classic diptychs are joined together with a middle hinge, so the images can be “closed” and worn as a pendant on a chain. But art galleries often simply hang the “related” photos or paintings together, or place both within one frame—as is the case with the contemporary diptychs in this collection.
SKyrim models and other testbuilds for CSFGHi i have had so many request for Skyrim and other models and also had a large number of people asking to testbuild. I cant keep track of it due to my poor memory lol so it would be cool if some Skyrim/CSFG fans helped me get organized. you will become part of the Cut Score Fold and Glue team. The team we have now is great but we are all very busy, a separate blog will be made which team members will have access to not just for Skyrim models but all CSFG models that need test building then anyone wanting to build models will comment on the model they want to build, keeping it much easier to keep track of. Benefits of joining the team are support from other members, uploading models to our instant download server, access to posting on the blogs and a @csfgpapercraft.com email if you wanted it To join comment below, please only join if you have the spare time to helpSKyrim models and other testbuilds for CSFG in Personal More Like This
On TES elvesAlright can I just say how much I love the elves in the Elder ScrollsOn TES elves in Personal More Like This
J.R.R. Tolkien popularized elves as these otherworldly, divinely beautiful creatures which sorta established the standard for the race in all modern fantasy that came after. They're nearly immortal, distant, and to me, plain boring. Then around comes Morrowind, the game that really made me fall in love with TES, its world and its lore!! The elves of TES have a long history, and each subrace has their own cultural identity. The elves no longer just sit in their Crystal ivory towers (well I guess some of them do) and sing to their trees or whatever - they're flawed, complicated PEOPLE, and extremely proud of who they are. The haughty Altmer, the hostile Dunmer from the Ashlands, the cannibalistic Bosmer, the late Dwemer and their scientific achievements . when was the last time any elves modeled after Tolkien's work had this much cultural diversity??
I love the fact that Bethesda actually created some of the most inter
Biokinesisbiokinesis.Biokinesis in Personal More Like This
Biokinesis the use of kinetic energy to reprogram cells and DNA.
So that's what it is?
I used this on myself?
Apparently my p-shifting isn't just from my therian blood.
Biokinesis is the use of kinetic energy to rearrange, or control genes inside of the body. If Biokinesis were mastered, wouldn't it be possible to genetically reprogram yourself? The answer, in theory, is yes.
By genetically reprogramming yourself, you could become a possible super human. Anything would be possible. For example, if you were to reprogram the genes in your eyes, you could make them see further and better. You'd also be able to see motions so fast, that they would normally not be possible to see. For super human, the reprogramming process would include things like lack of pain sensing, or something like that.
But there would be more to it that that! Yes, way more. It would take months for that type of evolution to take place. All the necessary things to be changed woul
Kitty's Pasado (CASTING CALL)Click here to watch the finished part 1-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSWPl62jZcKitty's Pasado (CASTING CALL) in Personal More Like This
This won't be a "series" but just a bunch of parts
I may need voice actors. (No, I will need voice actors.)
Then next part will be longer, I promise! I just didn't have a lot of time today.
I hope you guys are interested ^^
If you want to voice act, Here are some characters that will need them.
Rosa ♀ BlackCatDraws
Kitty's friend (Name to be announced later) ♂
Kitty's other friend ♀BlackCatDraws
The fox ♂ Allinardo
The other forced fox ♂ DrakonTheCat
Pine (Stirilen's partner-notmate-) ♂
Leah (BG, only one scene) ♀
Leah's unamed daughter ♀
Galaxy(COULD THIS BE TRUE?) ♀
Kitsune (AMG) ♀
Cat that looks like inverted 16 ♀/♂ (BG)
-other random background cats that are unamed- ♀/♂
I really need these voices, guuuys
Oh, and if you want you can help me out.
YOU MUST HAVE MACROMEDIA FLASH 8
OH MY GOD<333333333I GET TO SEE MEAPLESS IN SEATTLE BEFORE IT AIRSOH MY GOD<333333333 in Personal More Like This
I have Disney Channel on Demand, I can livestream it or something for you guys!
WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TAAAAT?
if enough people say yes, I'll make a journal with a link to it<333
Um i was told sortaish XDWho actually reads my journals?Um i was told sortaish XD in Personal More Like This
Let's see who reads this entirely... leave me a one word comment that best describes me, using the SECOND letter of your FIRST name. It can only be ONE word. Then copy and paste this to your journal so I can leave a word about you. Don't just PUT a word and NOT copy, that's no fun. :3
Devious Journal EntryI can go on now, pleaase comment if you canDevious Journal Entry in Personal More Like This
I can voice chat
Ignore thisSomeone on a forum asked me this, so im just posting this so i can use it tommorrowIgnore this in Personal More Like This
1. People seem to not like me, and tend to avoid touching me and talking to me.
2. My hair grows out really long really quickly, and my nails do too.
3. I have more hair on my arms and legs then most people I know.
4. I've always been drawn to canines, especially wolves, and the topic "werewolf"
5. I've gotten in trouble for using biting and scratching while fighting.
6. I have insomnia. (Apparently that's what my father says)
7. I prefer night over day, and the moon feels like a parent to me.
8. My canine teeth are sharper than most people's.
9. I have a strange and odd craving for meat.
10. I'm constantly told to stop acting like a dog.
11. I find fleas on myself, I think I get them from the cats outside. They treat me like I'm an animal.
12. My favorite topic is wolves, werewolves, therianthropy, lycans, and other were beings.
13. Almost every test, quiz, and person has told me I'm a therian/were
R.I.PR.I.P Edd GouldR.I.P in Personal More Like This
We will miss you forever :C
Rest in peace...
UmmmmmmmmmmmmmmSince i forgotUmmmmmmmmmmmmmm in Personal More Like This
Who was the voice actor for Sonic for the STC episodes?
If nobody knows
then i need one bro =
........Ponies cheered me up......... in Personal More Like This
Ponies are my main fandom now.
They made me feel happiness and better while i was sad, which anything else couldn't.
I'm happy now.
I'm gonna go draw ponies.
Sigh.. my life is full of shitI hate my life so much! sometimes I ask myself why the fuck do I exist in this disgusting world?!Sigh.. my life is full of shit in Personal More Like This
I was at the doctor.. and she said that I got allergy from my work.. because of chemicals in the air, and that it might close my breathing.
so she gave me a week to stay home and look for a job..
and I can't find anything with morning times.. or I was visiting some factory today and it was fucking scary place to work at..
I want to have at least 2 free days and I only have 1 free day from work! it's CRAZYYY
I have no life at all!
..Seriously I want to die so much right now...
I don't know what to do..only go back to my work and breath all this crap in the air.. and not be able to rest all my damn life. or keep drawing or talking and visiting my friends.
I just want to cry right now.. I feel so dead from the inside.. if life were more easy in Israel..I wouldn't be so scared to leave my shitty work..i'm holding it because I must help my mom with money or else we going to have much prob
First time liking a guyI never liked a guy before..First time liking a guy in Personal More Like This
but now when I do, I understand why people act so stupid while liking someone..
almost 3 times a week, I see a guy at the bus that looks like some kind of emo/goth or someone from rock band I dunno wtf he is.
but the problem is that at first when I saw him I became curious.. just..wtf he thinks to himself doing this tattoos and persing on him..
and everyday I became more and more curious!1
I even try to stand near the place he sits in the bus xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I try to look at him but when he looks at me I look away so fast..I hope he doesn't see my reaction of that I rotate my head everytime I look at him.
there were few times that my body shaked for no reason.. it's like I really want to ask him something but I can't lmao
and today when I gone home from work..(he usually isn't in the bus when I go from work)
so today I was getting in the bus..walking walking..and then I seen him and freezed for a sec like O_O damn XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
and he looked at mee..
Oh god.. I got a zoo now!and I thought :iconksenialoveu: is insane..Oh god.. I got a zoo now! in Personal More Like This
well..my moms friend gave her a turtle for a gift.. so she decide to keep it..
here she is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF9LxCh89t8 my sister called her Daizy xD
WELL GUESS WHAT?! this friend brought us today SOME MORE PETS! 2 hamsters! female and a male.. I said wtfff they will mate! Luckly I had a spare cage so I put them in different cages.
I thought to give them to the shop as my mom said, but then when :iconksenialoveu: said that the black hamster is rare..I thought I will keep them xD i'm fucking mad on my head.. lmao
I called the Male Shadow: http://nastyathecat.deviantart.com/art/Shadow-the-hamster-363881304?ga_submit_new=10%253A1365267818
And the female: http://nastyathecat.deviantart.com/art/Monkey-chan-363881719?ga_submit_new=10%253A1365267940 "Monkey-chan" you ask why monkey? because she is crazy like one! always jumps around won't stop running and climbring on the cage XD
tomorrow me and :iconksenialoveu: after work going to a
Boner alertFUCK YOUUU :iconksenialoveu: FOR SENDING ME THIS SEXY SONADOW PICTURESSSS NOW MY MOM SAW MY BONER!Boner alert in Personal More Like This
Serious InsomniaHad taken over me for 2 years and moreSerious Insomnia in Personal More Like This
I am ALWAYS TIRED at work! I can't do anything because i'm being lazy without sleeping
my eyes are always dry.. my face gets wrinkles
AND ALL I WISH IS TO FUCKING GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE!
for what did I get this punishment?!
I can't continue this way anymore..
Please...if anyone knows a person that had a serious insomnia or someone that had and fixed it somehow.. Please give me advise how!
I GOING TO BUY FUCKING PILLS EVEN IF PEOPLE DON'T SUGGEST THEM AND EAT THEM ALL TILL I'LL SLEEP FOR YEARS
Some changes in my lifeFor all my deviantart friends.Some changes in my life in Personal More Like This
I miss every each of you!
I wish I could talk with you all as I used too..laugh together on skype. role play together! enjoy all this great times.
I really hope no one thinks that I turned my back on someone.. it's not true
I'm just very tired from my new job that I soon will work at about a month now.
and I don't have any time to talk to anyone.. and got only 1 day to rest.
and this sleeping problem. I very hope it would be over one day..
today was a weird day at work.
there was an adult man about 55+ years old.. that started talk in a dirty way with me.
we talked about how expencive the apartments this days.. and such
and he said I got 5 houses of my own and I got so much money that I don't even need half of it..
I said wow nice
then everything started being weird..
he said, you know. you are way smarter then half of the workers here.
and I was like ...
he said i'm so rich that I don't even need to work
and I said.. it's nice that you are working becaus
Look at this colorful joy!~Look at this colorful joy!~ in Personal More Like This
:iconAlmaSenju: I just want to say that i'm honored to have a friend like you.. and a person that just loves me the way I am.. no matter the age))
this person made me so many gifts! and I go crazy asking myself whyyy!? STOP WASTING TIME ON ME! xD
don't get me wrong guys I love everyone's gifts!:iconcutiesmileplz:
thank you so much for holding me..and no matter how hard it is for me to talk to everyone as I used to..:iconcutederpplz:
Jelly catsOh god.. I got cats at my house fighting over me.. it sounds so stupid but it's true XDJelly cats in Personal More Like This
I got a cat about 12 years old or more..
and she is royal to me, pretty much like a dog.. she sleeps near me, looking for me, answering me. she is just the perfect cat xD
but she hates other people.. she bites them.
So one year ago my mom found a kitten at her work, that a mother cat for some reason left him.. we can't understand why..
she had 4 more female kittens and she didn't want to take the male she was hissing on him.
so my mom thought to take him home and raise him a bit. and then take him back to her work..
but my little sister got used to the cat.. and she cried, didn't want my mom to take him away.
so we kept him. now he is about 1 year old..
well guess what?
all the love my mom gives to him. he completely ignores her and get angry when she kisses him.
and I used to not like this cat.. he was annoying and always liked to trow stuff from my table and attack my cat just to annoy her.
My mom just uses meMy mom never loved me..My mom just uses me in Personal More Like This
this was one of the most horrible weeks so far.. I think I hate my life so much that I even agree to end it. I don't mind even being killed by something. i'm just waiting for the moment to die.. it never had any meaning for me. and my joy in life is so easy taken.
I am living with my mom about 3 years now, and most of my life I was living with my grandma, because my mom brake up with my father because he was a alcoholic and he then started living outside.. and my mom gone to live with another man (that my sister is from him, even thought about few months they stopped living together).
so because my grandma had health problems she couldn't hold a big apartment and pay for it.. so I had to move to my mom at the age of 18..
it was the most saddest day for me..
I really love my mom but she seems to treat me like shit when it comes to money.
I had very hard time finding a job after I finished army.. my mom was always screaming at me and calling me things
DREAM SEASON ARTBOOK CONVOCs.ABOUT THE PROJECTDREAM SEASON ARTBOOK CONVOCs. in Deviant Events More Like This
How the idea came out.
The first idea was to be a project where I would make art to celebrities, based on an art that I saw a while ago for an actor and was so appreciated by this actor that he posted a picture autographed than he sent it back to the artist. After wondering a lot about, I realize that would be too much to dream with autographs of artists and bands that I know, so I asked myself: "what makes them important people to me?" And I understood they all have something in common. They DON'T give up on the dream, however difficult they were. But there's a big detail, the dream also includes other people, others who have not given up their dreams, and that is my point, and this is my project! For those who despite hearing dozens of phrases, dozens of comments discouraged, but still persistent, moving on! This is a project dedicated to you, whether new o
X-MAS PREMIUM GIVEAWAY - FINISHEDIT'S CHRISTMAS!X-MAS PREMIUM GIVEAWAY - FINISHED in Deviant Events More Like This
And to celebrate, I'm doing a Giveaway and Contest! YAY!
But for now, this post it's only to explain this Premium giveaway.
YOU CAN WIN 1, 3, or 12 MONTHS PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP
HOW ITS WORKS
For each type of commission that I am offering for sale on my profile, they are worth a type of premium membership.
Still need to finish two jobs and a commission in progress, so these will be easier for a limited time.
It will be very simple, each sold commission, will be purchased a premium account to be drawn.
Sketchs & Paints = 1 month premium membershipActions & brushes pack = 3 month premium membership
All who purchase, will have their ID's here in the purchase order, as a featured for all participants, look who's helping.
To participate, you must this journal post, and give me watch.
Those who buy
Giveaway the hobbit artbook ATTENTION ALL PARTICIPANTS!Giveaway the hobbit artbook in Deviant Events More Like This
Unfortunately my tumblr has a problem and no post is in order. I ask so sorry to everyone who reblogg my post several times but for a mistake by tumblr support, this error is still not resolved. Avoiding problems, I ask that everyone who participated here, please enter at www.facebook.com/hp.leao to participate in the raffle. The time was extended so that no one gets injured. The rules continue to facebook! Good luck to all!
ITEM IS BRAND NEW, HARDCOVER BOOK
Deadline: 05 May 2013
please, go here for artworks: http://www.h-leao.deviantart.com
and here for Facebook Fanpage ====> http://www.facebook.com/hp.leao
What you will gain:
I will give to the winner of this Artbook, The hobbit an unexpected journey Chronicles (as in the picture. Yeah, that's the prize!).
E-BOOK GIVEAWAY!E-BOOK GIVEAWAY! in Deviant Events More Like This
WANT TO LEARN DIGITAL PAINTING?
As a good fan of 3dtotal books I bought last month, some e-books of that publisher, enjoying what I got some work and I wanted to improve my performance. And that was not to my amazement I was entitled to make 5 downloads of every book? Well, I saved all my external HD (I have 2) and I highly doubt I'll need to download them again, but anyway, still stay with the right of a 1 download. For those not familiar the publisher, it is worthwhile to take a look at the books. 3DTOTAL
So, by my calculations, are 3 downloads remaining. Which means, I'm thinking of doing a giveaway of 3 books 3dtotal.
But it is not forbidden?
No, because I PAID for the download of the book. I am releasing 3 of 5 downloads I have. It is as if I were buying a license for a product, and if I get other
Dream Project Artbook!Everyone can participate!Dream Project Artbook! in Deviant Events More Like This
How many times have you not heard " You're nobody " , " You can not " , " that's impossible " ? Surely at least enough to ever have thought of who you were before the world .
# ohwhoareyou now will be the tag for those who want to be part of this project. You can also follow news and some tutorials and videos on Stream and on the "catalog" Project Dream Season I.
The project consists of something simple but forgotten today with technology , "exchange of letters " containing a gift for someone in the world , something about me and what I do - Arts -
Anyone who has read Sophie's World , will understand where did the idea of the letters and the question "Who are you? " . This question is not simple to answer, because like all people , you will find something that makes you different from the simple " I'm me . " , And what is more direct and unique than your signature , his writing and his personal traits at work ?
I follow many artist
TIPS TO IMPROVE YOUR WORKHow to improve your performance with Graphic ArtsTIPS TO IMPROVE YOUR WORK in Personal More Like This
These tips are also very valuable for those who are starting out in the world of Graphic Arts.
This small and simple tutorial aims to help you become more productive.
These tips are not always at hand and sometimes linger a bit to see the obvious and that is simple.
If you're already a professional, in any case, be sure to give it a read, maybe there are some tips that may also help you streamline your work.
Facilitate your work so you save your time, and therefore can do more work.
How can I do this?
Well, this is a question that depends solely on your organization, and your type of work tool (in my case, just use Photoshop, the tips will be to him).
For starters, do not leave it for later, what you can do today.
Ok, until now, nothing new, right?
But some simple things can help you save much t
FAQ (If I may call it that ...)I don't really know what to write about me, especially without being monotonous kkkkkFAQ (If I may call it that ...) in Personal More Like This
I don't know if a flashback of my life, but I think you would sleep in the first lines hahaha I'm not really good at dissert about me... But lets go!
About my name (and some tender names
Well, everyone has a artistic name, I like the H. Lećo because Lećo is Lion in Portuguese. I always felt a strong name, but try to avoid P in my name, because Peralta is my middle name and it means dandy, then joining would be something a little strange an H. Dandy Lion... I would turn me the Simba (or Alex, Madagascar, I think Alex coolest! He is a lion who enjoys sushi! So it's cool!).
Some people call me Koi because it was the name of my book and I had left it as nickname in all possible programs, so people just taking the Koi ... but older than that just the Sly, which by the way came from
Douchebag of the year AwardSo, this happened a few nights ago.Douchebag of the year Award in Personal More Like This
I live out in a rural county and have to take a fairly windy, two-lane road to get into town. I am on said road at dusk, going five under because the deer like to play chicken with my van. A muscle car with a souped-up engine, flame decals and the license plate "WRK 4 FUN" comes roaring up behind me, going at least 20 over the limit. the road is made of blind curves so he cannot pass me. This infuriates him, so he flashes his brights, curses, gives me the finger, etc. I do not speed up, because hitting a deer might kill me. After about 60 seconds, he decides to pass me on the left, on a blind curve.
and he hits the oncoming police car.
I slam on the brakes and get out to make sure everyone is okay. He hit the cruiser mostly on the side, so the driver's side engine, mirror and door are wasted but no-one is seriously hurt.
Douchebag gets out first, and starts cussing at me, the police officer, and life in general: "FUCKING FUCK FUCK, YOU FUCKED UP MY
Shorts1. WTF Brain?Shorts in Personal More Like This
Last night, my brain came up with a truly horrible sentence during a semi-lucid dream:
News anchor: "The body of Kevin James was found today in the back-country of Eulidge county, where he was apparently Raped to Death by Spiders."
Me: "Brain, that was possibly the single most awful thing you've ever come up with."
News anchor: "This is the third Spider-Rape incident this year, marking an all-time Low."
Me: "Goddammit Brain."
2. Silence is Golden
I just shattered my all-time record of not speaking on accident.
Last time, I didn't speak for 56 hours due to laryngitis.
This time my parents were visiting my sister, my boyfriend was working, my neighbors were away and my dog is nearly deaf, so I communicate with him through hand gestures. So I kind of accidentally haven't said a word for five days. I realized this when a telemarketer called and I responded with deranged frog noises. I am back to speaking normally now. This did not deter The telemarketer from tryin
Yelling at ChildrenBefore the title, I should note that I picked up my sister from the airport last week, the eve of the 21st.Yelling at Children in Personal More Like This
With a Giant cardboard Mayan calendar, with a sign saying "You Got Home Just In Time!"
And a bucket of candy, to hand out to strangers and her because "Screw the diet, the world's about to end."
I am Best Sister.
As a note, the airport staff thought this was hilarious, and the security people took lots of candy. Apparently, I'm still not the winner for Most Ridiculous Homecoming Fanfare. Some one else came up the DIA escalator and got to ride a PONY out of the Airport. Oh well, there's always the next semester.
Meanwhile, I've been yelling at a lot of kids lately.
It's December, so there's a lot of small children out in public and many of them are having meltdowns, destroying property and generally behaving in a manner that would get a dog put down if it did that. Some are obviously just tired or confused, and I forgive them. It's hard being short, only pa
Devious Journal EntryI might or might not have told you that there's a very large mule deer buck that lives year-round in a graveyard a couple of miles from my house. He's slightly piebald, so he's got a splash of white on his face surrounding a blue eye, and another patch on his rump. This probably means he's somewhat inbred, but the slightly hippy-dippy owners of the graveyard think it means he's a "Spirit Animal" and let him stick around/feed him as a good luck thing. They also named him "Lightning".Devious Journal Entry in Personal More Like This
Lightning has a pretty sweet deal going on- he gets a few corn cobs a week and all the lawn he can eat, plenty of large gravestones and a couple of mausoleums to hang out behind in case of nasty weather, and since he's well inside city limits, is perfectly safe from hunters, despite being a trophy animal. (and while Boulder Police have proved that there are people dumb enough to poach in the middle of residential areas, the people dumb enough to do that tend to also be superstitious enoug
Safe portfolio is safe and More RPG rules.So, I had this conversation recently:Safe portfolio is safe and More RPG rules. in Personal More Like This
Guy who commissioned work from me: Hey do you have that thing? I'm really excited to see what you came up with.
Me: Ah, no.
Guy: Where is it?
So, I had some commissioned work I've been doing for a guy who'd been serving in Korea, and I wanted to keep it super-safe, so I put it in my super-safe, water-fire-and-smudge proof portfolio/case. Which is also where I keep my botanical plates.
Which I had to turn in for a semester review.
And which, apparently, my teacher took with her on her annual trip to Finalnd.
We managed to get a hold of her briefly, she does have them, and they're fine, and will be back with her after the elections.
Guy forgave me because his suitcase is in Australia, he thinks.
I still feel like a major derp though.
Also, been playing again, and have more Rules:
1. Getting the elf wizard into the castle's sanctum means though an ungraded window, not starting a parade and claiming he's
HURRBIT.It was everything I wanted it to be and a bit more.HURRBIT. in Personal More Like This
These are my Initial reactions, which may or may not contain spoilers.
Okay, they kind of do.
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1. Galadriel does a great Batman.
2. SO HAPPY they kept the songs in (most of them, anyway. The really good ones at any rate.)
3. Smaug does exactly what I would do if I was a dragon with that much gold. *le swim*
4. I want a rabbit-sled.
For my dog to ride in.
Because I am a weirdo.
5. If you're a Discworld twerp like me, there's a scene where you'll be all "GYTHRA NOOOOOOO!!!" but then everything turns out okay.
6. I think Peter Jackson, or someone in the writing/special effects team has a major Spider fetish.
You have to love them to make them that hyper-detailed and lovingly repulsive.
7. Andy Serkis is a crazed comedic genius. He does a great job of making Gollum but deeply menacing, l
...AND SO IT ENDS.First, I apologize for monster journal, but shit's been going down. I will annotate to make things easier to read....AND SO IT ENDS. in Personal More Like This
1. PROJECT HIPSTER-TROLL IS A SUCCESS!
Went to boyfriend's Brother's wedding, filled with equal parts Hipsters and old Jewish people, who were awesome (the Jewish people, not the hipsters, you ninnies). The ceremony was lovely, except that the couple had scheduled it for out doors at 3PM in June, prime thunderstorm time. When the judge got to the "does anyone here object" part, trollstorm responded with a truly spectacular crack of thunder. I have to applaud the judge who responded immediately with 'No more comments from the peanut gallery!" and got on with the ceremony before anyone could get electrocuted.
Once inside, I found I was seated with the music snobs and literally the first thing out of the bearded one's mouth was "so what do you listen to?" (beardy was the one who really got on boyfriend's case with the musical snobbery last tim
Bad SummariesI feel like making some short summaries of some series I like.Bad Summaries in Personal More Like This
They may be only marginally accurate and heavily influenced by their fandoms.
Read at your own risk.
The Hunger Games: Ancient Rome, but in the future. Also, stupid love triangle that makes me want to punch everyone involved.
Adventure time: A boy and his shiny ditto wander around Candyland harassing a creepy old man. Also, Penguins are the most evil things ever.
Game of Thrones: Over-sexed nobles (and one under-sexed one) with funny pets fight over a chair. Also, dwarf guy kicks ass.
Star Wars the Clone wars: A very British guy and his derpy-but-going-evil buddy have adventures in space with the most adorable soldiers ever. Also, some orange chick.
Avatar, the Last Airbender: OLD MAN IS BEST BENDER. and Hot guy sets things on fire. Also, some kid with an arrow on his head.
Legend of Zelda: The supporting actor dies repeatedly in the water level trying to save the title character (okay, there might be more plot
Bicyclists, a RantI am having an ongoing problem with certain bicyclists. (also, warning, long rant is long)Bicyclists, a Rant in Personal More Like This
To clarify, I group people who ride bicycles into three categories, as follows:
Commuters: People who ride their bikes every day, usually to go to work or class. I have no problem with these people because they do things like wear helmets, have proper lights on their bicycles, and obey traffic laws. I applaud them, and would join their ranks if my ears would let me balance on a bike.
Amateurs: People who ride their bikes only sometimes. In my town it's usually because of a festival or because they've had their license revoked for some reason. Perhaps it is because they aren't old enough, and are hence unfamiliar with the ways of the road, like riding with the traffic, and actually stopping at stop signs. More often, they ride because their licenses have been revoked for drinking, texting or because they're too old/blind. These people know the rules but apparently just don'
Bits, again.1. I HAVE SO MANY MESSAGES.Bits, again. in Personal More Like This
ACTUAL FEEDBACK ONES.
I'LL GET TO YOU EVENTUALLY, BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE.
2. I hope that last barrage will entertain you for a while. I'm working on paid stuff that I can't show you yet.
3. I like mac and cheese.
4. BEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.
I stayed at boyfriend's house and we dressed as Costume Judges.
When trick-or-treaters came up, we would judge their costumes, hold up numbers and distribute candy accordingly. 1-3 got the crappy old people candy and lozenges , 4-6 got jolly mid-range candy like sweet-tarts, milk duds, etc. 7-9 got good candy like M&Ms, skittles, and mini-snickers. 10's (there were only 5) Got full-size Snickers or Hershey bars.
Most of the best costumes were parents and their very small children, and off-season cosplayers.
The absolute worst was the drunk guy who banged on the door at 3AM wearing nothing but a (regrettably, used) condom.
He claimed to be "Sexy" and stood on the porch drunkenly whining/yelling for "Rees pees"
Scribblenauts Unmasked ContestScribblenauts Unmasked Contest in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
Contest Ends October 2, 2013 at 11:59 PM, Los Angeles, CA, time.
In Scribblenauts Unmasked, Maxwell solves puzzles by summoning anything you can think of using his magic notepad. This time, he has the ability to summon thousands of characters from the DC Comics Universe! Help Maxwell in his mission by creating your own unique Scribblenauts version of any character from the DC Comics Universe, in any environment. Scribblenauts Unmasked features all of your favorite DC Comics characters like Superman, Batman, and the Joker, and
Diablo III - Fan Art ContestDiablo III - Fan Art Contest in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
Malthael, The Angel of Death, has manifested in the mortal realm of Sanctuary with a deadly new purpose: to steal the Black Soulstone and bend its infernal power to his will.
Prepare yourself! Show one or more central figures getting ready for the coming conflict against Malthael. You may choose figures from the six heroes of Sanctuary or even Malthael himself!
Diablo III Fan Art Contest WinnersDiablo III Fan Art Contest Winners in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
In the Diablo III Reaper of Souls Fan Art Contest, we asked you to join the crusade against death itself by portraying the Heroes of Sanctuary or Malthael preparing for their coming conflict. Christian Lichtner, Art Director of Diablo III, reviewed and considered each of the twenty-five semi-finalists and picked three winners who best prepared their Diablo characters.
Read Christian's comments on each winning artwork below, and check out the winning de
Lightning Returns: FF XIII ContestLightning Returns: FF XIII Contest in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
LIGHTNING RETURNS: FINAL FANTASY XIII allows players to customize its heroine, Lightning, in ways the series never has before. To celebrate, deviantART and Square Enix invite you to design your own customization of Lightning in the first ever contest of its kind! Su
The Darkness II Contest TweetThe Darkness II Contest in Deviant Events More Like This
Draw a page for
the 100th Issue of
The Darkness comic!
Read Official Rules »
In the new game, "The Darkness II" by 2k Games, it's been two years since Jackie Estacado took his revenge on those who killed his girlfriend and became the Don of a New York crime family. A strange and terrible power called The Darkness has remained locked tightly inside him, but now it's ready to come out once again.
Let your own inner demons out to play and join Jackie in his brutal internal battle against The Darkness by drawing a
three-panel comic using the script created by Top Cow writers.
Become a pro by winning and have your three-pan
O...migosh you guyz.IMMA PRETTY DANG SURE THAT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DESCRIPTION I PUT THAT WE ARE NOT A COUPLE! -n- I got comments, saying, "WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET TOGETHER!?" and "You guys are so cute as a couple!"O...migosh you guyz. in Personal More Like This
THEY WILL GO UNNAMED. WE ARE JUST FRIENDS PEOPLE. -u- just wanted to clear that up. IT WAS A JOKE YOU GUYS.
If I get anymore comments like that i shall be MAD. ME AND :icondrakonthecat: ARE JUST FRIENDS! REALLY! GO ASK HIM! -u-
PIE STAWBERRIES AND BRASOkay, so at our mothers day party, my sister suddenly decided to pie me in the face. (and I cried like the little girl I am, but I got over it fastPIE STAWBERRIES AND BRAS in Personal More Like This
XD ) so I legitimately stuck strawberries dowN her bra >; and I Have more revenge soon. >
Devious Journal Entry1. You must post these rules (very, VERY Important )Devious Journal Entry in Personal More Like This
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new
questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs!
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this."
1. do you like internet memes?
2. who is your favorite meme?
3. do you believe in dinosaurs?
4. if you had one wish what would it be?
TO MEET KAYAYITA IRL or Have angel wings
5. do you have a facebook account?
6. which is better... IE or safari?
7. do you think i'm stupid?
8. do you curse?
9. would you like to punch me in the face?
10. would you wish to never be tagged?
I'm happy i was!
MAH QUESTIONS FO U ALL
1. I bet you hate me.
2. No imma girl
3. Do you have a DSi?
6. Do you swear?
Edd Gould's DeathI just found out.Edd Gould's Death in Personal More Like This
EddGould, also known as EddsWorld, was a flash animator and helped animate asdf movie 2 and 3. (I think) The "I Like Trains" kid was based on him.
Sunday March 25th Edd died of Cancer.
We will miss him.
(BTW, this guy: http://eddsworld.deviantart.com/#)
OMG LOLOLOLFAVORITE EPISODE EVER!OMG LOLOLOL in Personal More Like This
"Dear princess Celestia....
I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHANG!"
d;fajsdklfjasdlfjk I LOVE YOU APPLEJACK DKLFjlasdkjflasdkfjklasdjfklasdjfKL DFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THAT WAS SO FLIPPING FUNNY