Slayers - The Man of My NightmaresThe Man of My Nightmares.
"I am so sorry about this, Miss Filia," Amelia confessed in a shrill whisper too quiet for even the guests seated at the nearby table to hear, let alone anyone else in the crowded ballroom.
Filia smiled fixedly, aware that every guest in the room had their eyes on the princess. It was all so bizarre. Here was Amelia on her big day—wearing a dress that probably cost more than Filia's house—all grace and royal dignity; here she was, the absolute apple of the eye of Seyruun's celebrating residents; here she was, finally married to Zelgadis after much feet-dragging and excuses on his part. This was the happ
To Live Another Day 98Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 98 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 098: Return! The Final Countdown
Filia safely landed at Amor Resort, near the lopsided wooden clock tower, with her passengers getting off. Lina was a little calmer, though Gourry still kept his arm wrapped firmly around her waist to make sure she didn't try to return to Wolf Pack Island. This time remembering not to transform in a hurry, Filia ducked behind some plastic trees and changed back into her elf form. "Okay, I'm ready for a lot of explanations right now," the golden dragon impatiently requested.
"I think we all are," Zelgadis agreed and with that, all eyes landed on Xellos.
"Me? What makes you think I hav
To Live Another Day 97Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 97 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 097: Crafty! The Trickster of Tricksters
Upon seeing the mirror image of Luna, Lina had ran off in a panic, all through Zelas' palace. The so called Luna changed back into the appearance of Zelas, proving that it had been a trick to scare Lina. Amelia frowned in disapproval. "Miss Zelas!" She spoke in her most scolding voice, ignoring Zelgadis, who was trying to get her to calm down. "You've been picking on us too much. You've caused stress for everyone, you've terrified Miss Lina." Never mind that Amelia had also terrified Lina along with Zelgadis with their Luna lies. Amelia reconciled with her conscience by conclud
To Live Another Day 96Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 96 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 096: Ferocious! The Cunning Wolf's Den
The fear of Luna had pushed Lina to the brink of insanity. When her chance to win back Luna's good favor was taken away by Zelas, Lina's wrath knew no reason. It didn't matter if Zelas was a monster lord who could kill her on the spot. Lina had faced monster lords and lived to tell the tale before, without the scars of mental trauma. Luna was another story; Lina had an absolute fear of her that she didn't feel towards anything or anyone else, not even Zelas.
"Lina, don't pick a fight!" Zelgadis urged, but his plea fell upon deaf ears.
"Miss Lina, you can't win against Miss Zela
To Live Another Day 95Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 95 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 095: Tricky! The Queen Of Masterminds
Lina and Gourry were walking down the main street of Amor Resort, looking for a restaurant to assault for breakfast. Unknown to them, Amelia and Zelgadis were watching them, hidden behind the silly heart themed decorations that were all over the place, following them with the quietude of ninjas. Allowing their targets to move a little further away, but still keeping them in sight, Amelia, who was still stuck in Zelgadis' body, expressed her doubt. "I feel really bad about this."
"Think of it this way," Zelgadis, who was still stuck in Amelia's body, tried to make the situation lo
To Live Another Day 88Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 88 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 088: Clues! Discovering Enigmas
Onyx ran into battle, charging a spell in her hands, pushing it out with her very life. "Wind, crimson flame..." Her heart pounded, her blood vessels were just about ready to pop with the pressure, her head vibrating painfully as her every cell was torn apart. "Grant the power of thunder to my hand..." Her skin became fractured with tiny cuts that slowly grew larger as her energy fought to manifest itself out of her fragile mortal vessel. "Dig Volt!" She finally reached the black sand spider, delivering a fatal hit that disintegrated the creature and released the injured Phythan. Yet th
To Live Another Day 86Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 86 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 086: Annoying! Tricky Treasure Guards
After the Dragon Slayers poisoned Filia and Phythan, Filia made Phythan take the only antidote and thus a new mission began to find a spell book that could heal Filia of her fatal poisoning. The needed book was in a vault underground beneath the wooden clock tower that required three keys to open it, which needed to be inserted into locations far from the vault itself. Looking to speed things up, the team took four separate paths with Xellos and Filia heading towards the vault. Lina and Gourry had the first key, Amelia and Zelgadis the second, Onyx and Phythan the third. Unfortuna
To Live Another Day 85Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 85 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 085: Antidote! A Classic Fairytale Legend
To say Xellos was very enraged would be an understatement. No one bossed him around... except maybe Beast Master, but that was a whole different story.
"That's it, dragon, eat it all up," one of the Dragon Slayers was giving Phythan some strange gummy things that Xellos knew were not regular candy.
Phythan wasn't in any conditions to tell the difference though. "Hee hee, yummy candy!" Before he knew it, he was sound asleep.
"Knock that horn clean off with Flare Arrows!" The Dragon Slayer leader commanded, still holding Filia hostage.
"Hey Xellos," Filia was starting to get
To Live Another Day 84Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 84 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 084: Poison! Prepare For Trouble
The preparations for Xellos and Filia's wedding were quickly started. Amor Resort had plenty of shops to purchase all the needed items, so finding things was not difficult. Sylphiel had agreed to officiate the marriage ceremony and Amelia would approve it in the name of Seyruun. As part of the preparations, Filia and the girls were getting dresses with Amelia, Lina and Tiffany playing the role of bridesmaids, soon to be joined by Elena when she, Jillas and Gravos arrived.
"Filia," a particularly annoying tone adorned the sing-song voice of the mysterious woman who appeared, literally,
To Live Another Day 83Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 83 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 083: Official! Smoothing Out The Technicalities
Xellos shrugged his shoulders and pretended he didn't find the frequent earthquakes at all suspicious. It's not like he had any real information to share anyway. So what if Zelas was plotting something? Zelas was always plotting something, it wasn't really news. If he shared his vague theory he would only cause Filia to worry and uselessly go around in mental circles trying to figure out what was going on.
Then Filia's furious voice pierced through Xellos' thoughts, startling Val and even Gravos and Jillas who were all the way in the shop area, with its loud volume. "Xe
To Live Another Day 81Slayers: AliveTo Live Another Day 81 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Episode 081: Dramatic! Building Up Tensions
"That laugh, that style of clothing..." Martina commented as she observed Naga.
"Yes? Did you say something to me?" Naga inquired.
There was a certain challenging tone to the atmosphere which was beginning to worry all those present. "I am Martina Zoana Mel Navratilova, the queen of Zoana!" The pale haired woman loudly declared with abundant pride. "Ah ha ha he ha ha!"
With the same volume and pride, Naga answered to the challenge, "I am Gracia Ul Naga Seyruun, the legendary White Serpent! But you can just call me Naga... Ah ha ha ho ha ha!"
You could cut the tension with a knif
Slayers - Unintentional Sexual HarassmentUnintentional Sexual Harassment.Slayers - Unintentional Sexual Harassment in Short Stories More Like This
Unusual sights often go unappreciated simply because spectators don't understand what it is that they're seeing. It was in this way that a handful of buzzed pub patron's completely failed to appreciate the oddity of a monster and a dragon sitting at the bar and drinking together. All they saw through their booze-glazed haze was a young man and woman who looked as though they'd rather be anywhere else and in any other company.
And it was true that neither Xellos nor Filia would've put themselves in this situation of their own volition. But earlier that day as they were walking through town they'd been having
Slayers - Stop, Look, and ListenStop, Look & Listen.Slayers - Stop, Look, and Listen in Short Stories More Like This
Xellos had been trying unsuccessfully for the last several hours to get Filia to look at him.
Ah, but putting it that way made it sound rather unfairly pathetic. The current state of affairs, with his outwardly nonchalant efforts to turn her gaze his way being thwarted by her insistence on looking at such things as tree bark, dirt, and animal dung (elements that she would most likely insist were much more worthy of her attention than he was), was not the way this whole thing had started. No this campaign had begun not with failure, but with unexpected success.
That morning had run much like any other morning
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It had rained earlier, but thankfully the weather had taken pity on trick-or-treaters of Seyruun and decided not to pelt them with cold, wet projectiles after the sun went down. Filia was regretting wearing open-toed shoes. She shivered and slipped on the damp lawn, laboring not to lose her balance while carrying Val.
It was cumbersome to search while carrying him, but he had a nasty tendency of wandering off if she took her eyes off him. She juggled him and the red hand-flare they'd all been given, wishing she had a pocket for it. The dress she'd chosen for her costume had been designed to be sparkly, not functional.
Slayers-Discworld CrossoverSlayers on the Discworld.Slayers-Discworld Crossover in Short Stories More Like This
It is very possible that there is a world out there stranger than one in which a gang of super powered spooks battles with a bunch of pious reptiles to decide the world's fate.
That world might be
"Ah, Miss Seyruun. I apologize for the delay," the man at the desk said, shuffling papers as Amelia entered the room.
"No trouble," Amelia said weakly, taking a seat. She was not in the best of spirits. She'd been full of confidence when she'd arrived in the city of Ankh-Morpork earlier that morning, but nearly being mugged by a man who claimed to be a licensed professional in the field of mugging had dampe
Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch.8Chapter 8. A Bad Influence.Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch.8 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Thursday, March 21st.
Sinister Ted's Family Style Eatery. 11:30 am.
It should come as no surprise that I'm once again in a restaurant watching the supposed saviors of the world gorging themselves on as much food as they can possibly cram into their mouths at one time. I suppose I shouldn't complain. I mean, I know I'm glad to be out of the desert and in a more comfortable environment. As Miss Lina herself said when we first arrived: "Good-bye desert; hello dessert!"
Still Miss Lina and the others seem to like this place a little too much. I mean, honestly the food's okay but well, the cook looks a l
Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 6Chapter 6. A Demon Among Demons.Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Tuesday, March 19th.
Ocea City Inn. 8:00 am.
I'm so excited! Today we'll begin the first step of our journey to the Temple of the Fire Dragon King, and eventually, to save the worldand we'll do it as a team. I better get the others up so we can get startedafter all, there's not a moment to lose when it comes to the fate of the world!
Ocea City InnDining Hall. 9:00 am.
Oh, well, okay. I suppose before we start out on our long journey, it makes sense to have a good, hardy breakfast to keep us going the rest of the day. After all, depending on the time we make and what's along the way, we m
Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 4Chapter 4. Collateral Damage.Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I've lost my mace.
I've lost my mace!
Of all the things I could possibly lose, why did it have to be that?! I could've lost my tea setkind of a shame, it's a nice one, but I could always get another one ( and I enjoy tea set shopping anyway); I could've lost my guide books, which would be annoying and confusing and probably get me lost; I could've lost all my money and have to scrounge and beg just to get by; I could've lost my headdress and be exposed to all the world as a non-human, and be on the receiving end of all kinds of fear and speciesism and I'd still be better of
Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 2Chapter 2. Unexpected Obstacles.Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sunday, February 27st.
Park Bench. 1:24 pm.
It's a trial is what it is!
I was told before I left the temple that the outside world was full of temptations that could pull even the most virtuous dragon from the path of right, but I suppose I never paid too much attention I just thought how bad could it really be?
It turns out quite bad.
I guess that makes it sound worse than it actually is. The outside world isn't really tempting in a blatantly sinful, debaucheries on every corner kind of way. That would have been easy to resist. It's tempting in a more down to earth, subtle, paradoxical
Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch.7Chapter 7. The One Who Will Fill the World with Darkness.Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch.7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Wednesday, March 20th.
Nelvale Desert. By the Campfire. 8:36 am.
There will be a reckoning!
Ugh just just the idea of that monster hanging around here all night while we were all sleeping, it's it's too skin-crawlingly repulsive for words! And now he's just sitting around the fire waiting for Mister Gourry (who seems to be feeling much better this morning) to finish frying up the bacon (why a creature who feeds on the misery of others should have any share in our limited supply of food is completely beyond me), perfectly at home among the group.
Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 5Chapter 5. Getting the Team Together.Slayers, Diary of a Dragon, Ch. 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Lima Town. 4:30 pm.
Ugh predictably enough it's been an absolute trial to get provisions. There weren't any stores intact left around the port and since I wouldn't dream of doing something as disgraceful as looting (sadly the same cannot be said for the residents of the town), I had to travel a bit down the coast to the next town over to purchase supplies. A lot of other people had the same idea, so it's pretty crowded.
And now I suppose I have no excuse not to start my ocean journey after Miss Lina and her friends.
It's just it's a long trip to fly! Flying is faster than w
HS: HungoverYou did not know what you were getting yourself into when you were invited to a party by the girl you had been crushing on for as long as you could remember. You had said yes and deep down you were terrified but there was a thick layer of excitement that made all of the scared feelings almost completely moot. Almost. The invitation was through a text that was probably sent to a bunch of other people but she had thought to include you and that meant something, right? You assume that the other people were her work friends (if they were even considered friends, which also meant your roommate Sollux) and her gamer friends. These were all people yHS: Hungover in Short Stories More Like This
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When John finally convinces you to come out of the bathroom, it's only because he reminds you that the whole reason you're dolled up is because of the surprise he has waiting for you.
When you slowly slink out of the bathroom, John's eyes are wide and you snap a vicious at him, but to no avail! He continues to gape at you like you're on display or something and you push his shoulder to jolt him out of staring. You flip your pony tail and smirk when he lets you out of the apartment first. Damn right, he better be a gentleman. If this is a date, then it's all on him. He has to make it worth your while.
You both walk to the front of your apar
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The sun felt good on your skin. How lucky are you to have a place with the most bitching of balconies? I mean, usually, apartments have tiny, claustrophobic balconies where you could only fit either your bike or one chair. But this one, this one was special. There were perks to living in such a small apartment, nice outside perks, and you are taking full advantage of that. You aren't starting school for another two months and it was your day off from work. John wasn't home and the place was as clean as you'd care enough to make it. It was like the universe was saying, "Damn, Vriska. You've been working hard lately, being a good roommate and a
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That was it. That was the second time you had ever lost a shooter. He beat you by 5 whole kills. This was unprecedented. This was not how things are supposed to go and you will have none of that.
"Best ten out of thirty."
"Vriska, are you really that butthurt over a little loss?" John laughs wholeheartedly and claps a hand on your shoulder. You wish you could burn objects with just a glare.
"How are you this good... Like, how are YOU THIS. GOOD."
John laughs again, you are losing patience. "Seriously? I never really expected a girl to be this competitive at video games!"
You snap your gaze back to his face again and put your controller d
HS: JohnVriska 11HS: JohnVriska 11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Huh?" You look up from your bowl of half-eaten cereal, mouth slack. Last night, you didn't sleep easily and when you were able to go unconscious, you were tormented with bad dreams. They were the kind that had nothing to do with anything that was going on in your life but were definitely caused by the turmoil you seem to be experiencing during your waking hours.
"I said I'm going to be ordering a new bed, today. It'll probably take like, 5 business days to get here, so you'll finally have your bed back, soon!" he smiles cheerfully at you and you bite back the urge to hit him just so he can feel as miserable as you do.
"Okay..." You go back
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You wake up early the next morning. The sun is just now rising and it's hazy and cool outside. You sit out on the balcony in the lawn chair with a blanket wrapped around you. You can feel how puffy your eyes are; you didn't really sleep. Because of the fact that John had yet to order a new bed, you were still sharing it with him. After his rejecting you, there was one more round of heated kissing before he decided to pass out and you were left to mope alone in your dark room with a sleeping John clinging to you.
Was this one of his prankster gambits? How can someone tell you they don't want to date you, but then attack your mouth and fall as
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Tavros comes over just as you expected him to. He was all too eager to help you in any way that he could. You know this is because he is obsessed with you, and who wouldn't be? You take that thought back because you are scared shitless that John would be the one who wouldn't fall under your charm.
When Tavros knocks lightly on the door you quickly get up from your seat on the couch next to John and tell him you're going out with a friend. John looks surprised but just tells you to have fun and gives you that smile that makes your knees weak. You wish you were the only one he smiled to because not everyone deserves to see that.
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You are in the most awkward situation of your entire life. This is the one thing that is certain, right now. You try to clear your head long enough to remember the reason behind why things had turned out like this, and you remember-- A bed spring. That was the culprit behind the mysterious case of bed-sharing.
At around 11 o'clock earlier that night, you were minding your own business, painting your nails and listening to music when you hear a tapping at your door. You sigh, instantly becoming annoyed, but you answer it anyway and it's none other than John with a pathetic look on his face. He tells you about how he was sleeping peacefull
HS: JohnVriska 4HS: JohnVriska 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Are you an imaginary number, because your body is unreal."
You open your eyes half way and stare at John incredulously. You had been busy resting while he made dinner in the kitchen, with his little am/fm radio on the local classic rock station. You let the staticy music and fresh smells of herbs and meat lull you into a comfortable twilight sleep until you were rudely forced back into reality by the same person who relaxed you enough to get you there. You glare up at the ceiling where his face now occupies and push him away. "Are you retarded?"
"Haha! Did you like that?"
"No, why would I like anything like that, John. If you're going to
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All you wanted was a little bit of "You" time. Was that so much to ask for? You figured that being all the way on the other side of the apartment complex at the public pool would mean that you didn't want to be disturbed, yet here he is... lying next to you on a lawn chair, yapping your ear off. Well, not exactly yapping. He makes comments about random things every so often. But, still. You aren't here to hang out with your roommate. If you wanted to be in his company, you would've just waltz right into his room and demand he pay attention to you. Not that you would really actually do that. You might, though; If you wanted to get back at him
The Fool Gamzee grinned, sitting on top of a large tube containing his lusus. No one would easily be able to reach him up here. People were out for his blood, the Subjugglator was well aware of that, and frankly he just wanted to try to sleep peacefully. Or, as peacefully as a troll could without slime. Gamzee sighed, keeping his grin on, and leaned backwards to lay on the glass while his feet dangled over the side.The Fool in General Fiction More Like This
No one wanted him until now. Why? Because he'd killed his friends. Their friends, people in their quadrants he'd murdered them in cold blood on a whim. Before, he'd never done anything. People (Karkat, usually) had the nerve to t
Carnival Games Pt. 2 Karkat raced to Terezi's side and knelt down, thinking the worst and cursing that indigo bastard for doing this to her. He checked her pulse on a whim and was surprised but relieved to find a faint beat. She was badly injured, but alive. Of course, if Karkat had waited much longer, that might have changed actually, he'd better get moving now. Terezi was bleeding everywhere from multiple blunt-force wounds all over her body.Carnival Games Pt. 2 in Horror More Like This
He looked up and noticed multiple teal notes on the wall (mostly useless pieces of shit, like honking and all that), and one large indigo-colored one. Karkat narrowed his eyes as he read the message that stood out
The Rise of Gamzee MakaraGamzee watched his computer screen in furious disbelief as two humans floated around the screen like idiots. These motherfuckin' posers really thought they were the Messiahs, didn't they? These ICP shits. They really thought that they were the ones destined to meet his brethren in the Dark Carnival. That was impossible, these motherfuckers couldn't be the Messiahs, and he was sure of it. His Messiahs were nothing like that. They were strong and feared. These motherfuckers were jokes, and not the funny kind. This video was probably the single most insulting thing he'd ever seen. It made fury bubble up inside him for the very first time and boiThe Rise of Gamzee Makara in Horror More Like This
Carnival Games Pt. 1 Everything had gone downhill very, very quickly. Way too quickly. One second, he'd been his usual slimehead self, the next he was painting the walls with his friends' blood and grinning like the fucking Cheshire Cat from that terrible earth movie.Carnival Games Pt. 1 in Horror More Like This
Karkat really hated that movie.
Of course, Karkat hated everything.
Karkat was snapped out of his semi-delusional train of thought by a honk somewhere in the labs. If he'd have eaten anything in the last few days he would have shat himself. His neck snapped around towards the sound and glared in the direction before walking faster. He had to keep up the leader act, and a good leader is never
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Master Shido, those on the bus called him this now, stepped out of the bus first, and bowed to the nearest guard with a flourish of arm waving. "AH! Safety at last! Come students, come come." His words were as grand as his mannerisms. Shido clapped twice at his "students" to disembark. The first two that came out were Tsunda and Miura, both had their black, school uniforms on. Yuuki Miku followed the two young men off the bus, several other faces peered through the door from the interior. Yuuki also had her school uniform on. Shido had made sure they were the only three of his followers that made
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Takashi wondered down the hall that led to the rooms the companions were being housed in. He heard voices coming from an open door and peeked inside. Rei was laying face down on her bed, naked, except for a towel covering her bare butt.
Rei frowned when she saw Takashi, "What do you want?"
Takashi ran his hand through his hair the way he always did when he was nervous. Before the young leader could answer Shizuka appeared from the bathroom.
"Oh, Takashi. You are just in time. I am about to apply my ointment to Rei's back. You could h
Just Visiting ch. 3[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language.]Just Visiting ch. 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
CG: GANNON, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU STUPID GODDAMN STONER?
TC: It'S fIvE aM, bRo...
TC: WhAdDyA nEeD tO tAlK tO mE aBoUt ThIs EaRlY?
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ASKING YOU THIS, BUT SOLOMON IS TOO MUCH OF A GODDAMN BIPOLAR FUCKING SPAZ TO ASK ADVICE FROM HALF THE TIME.
CG: THEN AGAIN, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MUCH OF A FUCKING IMPROVEMENT, BUT THIS BEARS DISCUSSION, EVEN IF YOU PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER IT LATER.
TC: HaAa, It'S cOoL bRo : o)
TC: If It HeLpS, TaV's FaMiLy Is WaY mOtHeRfUcKiNg StRiCt...
TC: GeTtInG sOmE tImE iN wItH a BlUnT aIn'T eAsY...
Just Visiting ch. 1[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language.]Just Visiting ch. 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This. Was. So. Stupid.
Kartar stood at the entrance to the hospital he'd been dropped off in front of, burdened only with a bouquet of ripe-smelling daisies and an almost crippling sense of unwarranted responsibility. Honestly, he had no reason to be here. He only even came because he needed to earn those ridiculous public service credits for his Sociology class somehow, even if it meant occasionally checking up on a classmate he had never even spoken to, let alone gave much of a shit about. He'd just have to keep this Theresa girl company every other day for a week or
Just Visiting ch. 2[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language.]Just Visiting ch. 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, how did it go?"
Snorting lightly, Kartar rose his tired gaze to meet his classmate's. Kayla was probably one of the few kids that actually talked to him. Most everyone else thought he was a huge asshole, which he was. Then again, the fashionable young lady never seemed to be the type to care about that sort of thing. Kayla just went with the flow, which was probably why Kartar was usually willing to reply to any conversation she threw at him. "What do you mean?" he finally countered after a moment of silence, looking back down at the worksheet on his desk that he'd
Just Visiting ch. 4[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language. ALSO, I will be taking a writing hiatus after this chapter~]Just Visiting ch. 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was either visit Theresa, or work. God, how Kartar hated weekends. He slipped out the back door of the store as silently as he could muster, and, though he ultimately blundered into a couple trashcans like a clumsy fuckass, he managed to escape his father's eye, subsequently escaping the possibility of having to mop floors or some bullshit for at least another couple hours. At least until lunch or something. He was only thirteen; it wasn't like he coul
T3R3Z1 K1SS1NG BOOTH 5YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!T3R3Z1 K1SS1NG BOOTH 5 in Humor More Like This
▲: H3H3 H3LLO~! W3LCOM3 TO T3R3Z1'S K1SS1NG BOOTH!
▼: Well, that's a 8it forward, Pyrope.
▼: I was not aware you were interested in 8lackrom.
▲: OH SHUSH VR1SK4, 1M DO1NG TH1S TO G3T SOM3 BOON DOLL4RS. >:/
▼: Just go whore yourself around to that Strider kid like you did 8efore.
▲: H3H3H WHOR3 MYS3LF? L4ST T1M3 1 CH3CK3D H3 W4S3NT 1N OUR UN1V3RS3, SP11D13
▼: Never heard of cy8er sex, Pyrope?
▲: PFFFT 1 H4V3 NOT DON3 TH4T W1TH D4V3 S3K3RT
▼: No, instead you have it with him AND Vantas.
TEREZI H3LPS K4RK4T GRUBYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!TEREZI H3LPS K4RK4T GRUB in Humor More Like This
▲: H3H3 H3LLO~! W3LCOM3 TO T3R3Z1'S K1SS1NG BOOTH!
▼: *a small red grub looks up at you with wide eyes* HEY FUTASS!
▼: WHAT THE FUT?
▲: *She looked down at the grub and grinned* OH HOW CUUUT3...
▼: *stared up at her with frightened eyes* WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT?
▲: *Kneels down in front of the grub* H3H3 H3LLO TH3R3 L1TTL3 GUY..
▼: *backs away some* H-HI...
▲: *Holds her hand out* OH 1 WONT HURT YOU, 1M JUST 4 BL1ND TROLL...
▼: *nervously puts a grub hand on hers* OKAY THEN....WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM?
bABY COME BACK,,,▼: It's been nearly three sweeps since the game ended, the plan to merge the universes had been pulled off without a hitch and it was as if trolls and humans had been living together since they were created, for a majority of the population that was the truth. The transition was kinder on some than others, Karkat was one of the unlucky ones and had all but vanished soon after everyone arrived, right up until you found him asleep and sitting outside your door when you came home that day.bABY COME BACK,,, in Humor More Like This
▲: Terezi hadn't noticed Karkat asleep at her door until she had smelled the familiar cherry scent that she hadn't in a long time. She kneeled do
Never CaredYou've never cared.Never Cared in Romance More Like This
You've never cared about not having a lusus.
You've never cared about people's thoughts on you.
You've just never cared.
Well, at least you had never cared untilyou realized you were flushed for someone.
That troll that one troll. You found yourself constantly thinking about them. When you talked to them, you found yourself in a better mood than usual, if that was even possible, with your almost always positive attitude. You also found yourself trying to hang around him as much as possible. You enjoy it a lot.
Also, not to mention your sudden worries about your quadrants. You know you shouldn't be a
Shipping Wall, Ship 1"Hey, Karkat, look! We're here! Here's the place I wanted you to see."Shipping Wall, Ship 1 in Romance More Like This
Terezi pulled Karkat to her side. She had taken him to a beautiful place in LOTAF. There was a pond there, with a few small waterfalls that flowed into sparkling waters. The cherry blossom trees made it look all the more pretty. It was certainly a sight to see. You know, if she could see.
She took her hand away from Karkat's and walked over to the edge of the pond, sitting down criss-cross applesauce. She heard a sigh from Karkat and footsteps as he sat down with her.
She smiled softly and leaned onto his arm. He glaced at her, confused for a moment on her intentions.
The best conversation.▲: H3LLOThe best conversation. in Humor More Like This
▼: SKREEEE HELLO, ARE YOU ONE OF KARKAT'S LITTLE ASSHAT FRIENDS HE KEEP SHITTING ABOUT?
▲: OH H3H3 H3LLO
▲: Y3S 1 4M ON3 OF K4RKL3S FR13NDS >:]
▼: I'M GUESSING YOU'RE THE BLIND BITCH HE WANTS TO PAIL. TREESEE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
▲: T3R3Z1 4CTU4LLY
▼: WHATEVER, YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY KARKAT, ASSHOLE. HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE PAILING AT THIS AGE AND I DON'T WANT YOU MAKING HIM EVEN MORE SEXUALLY FUCKING FRUSTRATED THEN HE ALREADY IS.
▲: H3H3 1 DONT S3XU4LLY FRUSTR4T3 K4RKL3S DO 1?
▲: B3S1D3S OF COURS3 W3 WOULDNT P41L 4T TH1S 4G3
▼: WELL SURE SEEM
OUR L1TTL3 MOM3NT"C'mon, don't be such a crabass!"OUR L1TTL3 MOM3NT in Romance More Like This
"No, fuck you! Not wanting someone to lick their face doesn't make me a crabass."
"Yes it does! You're such a party pooper."
"Whatever, I'm still not letting you."
Karkat and Terezi had been going back and forth like this for about a 5 minutes now. Terezi, constantly asking to lick him, and Karkat, constantly replying no. Terezi would have done it already, but Karkat always knew when she was attempting and dodged or blocked her.
The two were in Lotaf, laying out on the grass. Karkat was laying on his back with his arms behind his head, staring up at the trees and what little you could see of th