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10: Ask if snow-men make him hot.
9: Take a wet towel and wipe his face yelling: "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT DRAWING SCARS ON YOU- Oh its real."
8: Play "Cold as Ice" whenever he is around.
7: When he throws an ice grenade, throw a real grenade and go "PWNED!"
6: Ask if Scorpion's mouth is like an inferno down there.
5: Push him into a freezer and then shut the door, then say "He's in a better place now."
4: Ask him why he doesn't melt in the sun.
3: Whenever you have an ice cube, put it in his shirt, and go "Does that turn ya on?"
2: When he says his name is Sub-zero, scream "AND HE'S A NINJA NINJA NINJA~"
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY SUB-ZERO:
1: Ask him to make ice-cubes for your drink.
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10: Ask how his family is.
9: Put a banana next to his armor and go, "So your more of a banana yellow guy, huh?"
8: Play jumprope with his spear/rope thing.
7: Go: "Alright gang, lets see who this really is!" and rip off his face.
6: Take an icicle and poke his ass with it, then say: "Does it feel like this when Sub-zero knocks on the back door?"
5: Ask if he's related to Ghost-rider.
4: Hand him pepto-bismal and go: "Because you MIGHT get indegestion from blowing fire."
3: Try to look under his mask.
2: Laugh when he says "Get Over HERE!" or "C'MERE!" because he doesn't sound asian at all.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY SCORPION:
1: Glue a huge scorpion tail onto his back and put pincher claws on his bracers.
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10: Play 'Jaws theme' when she does her 'Eating Fatality'
9: Ask her if she has ever had a boob pop out because of her outfit being very reviling.
8: Ask her if the sais keep her company in bed.
7: Tell her, "There is a thing called PLASTIC SURGERY!"
6: Ask to see her teeth, and if she does, go "Dear god, there's something called toothpaste, TRY IT."
5: Tell her she is the human shark.
4: Steal her sais and replace them with fans.
3: Tell her she'd be a terrible leader and should just give up on overthrowing Kitana.
2: Tell her that 'giving head' to a guy would be an awesome fatality.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY MILEENA:
1: Switch all her clothes with Granny Clothes, and post a note that says: "You look like a wahore, wear these instead."
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10: Ask him if shock therapy works.
9: When talking to Liu Kang, scream "DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE!"
8: Poke him and if he shocks you, go "Bad squishy!"
7: Ask him when he trains Liu Kang and Kung Lao, if he uses bondage.
6: Call him a farmer and ask why he isn't working in a rice paddy.
5: Tell him Shang Tsung surrendered and commited suicide, if he seems happy, yell, "APRIL FOOLS!"
4: Sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.
3: Get a tazer and poke Raiden with it, saying "How does that feel, huh?!"
2: Tell him he needs to go to anger management, because he needs to look a little more happy.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY RAIDEN
1: Hand him a shock coller and tell him he deserves a break from shocking Liu Kang and Kung Lao into obeying him.
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10: Ask her to fan you down because you are hot.
9: Tell her to do the one fan dance from Star Trek.
8: Make a paper fan and smack her with it saying, "I could see how this amuses you"
7: Call her emo for crying about armegddean that one time.
6: Tell her that beastality is against the law and she should stop fucking Liu Kang.
5: Ask if Sindel still breast-feeds her.
4: Tell her she has a camel toe.
3: Ask her if turkeys make her hot.
2: Sing "Somebody told me" by The Killers and hold pictures of Rain and Liu Kang in both hands.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY KITANA:
1: Dress up as Mileena and hug her and tell her she's the best sister ever.
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10: Ask if he has ever had sex with a lizard.
9: Ask if he goes to the same dentist as Baraka.
8: Tag him and go: "So I don't lose you."
7: Hand him moisterizers and say: "Jesus, boy! Your skin is like scaley!"
6: Tell him to show his face, and when he does, scream: "OH DEAR GOD MY EYES MY EEEEEEEEYES!"
5: Hiss when he is around, instead of talking.
4: When he does his 'Spit Fatality' ask if he has acid relfex disease.
3: Grab his ass and go: "Why is there no nub from where you cut your tail off?!"
2: Laugh at him, because he is bald.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY REPTILE:
1: Ask if he is a mammal.
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10: Put a pair of sunglasses on then go "You just got *insert last name here*-ed!"
9: Ask if he cries at night because of being pathetic.
8: Tell him that he needs to stop flirting with Sonya, because even she is not that desperate.
7: Punch him in the nuts and say: "HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH?!"
6: Ask if his mother helps him with his hair in the morning.
5: Tell him he is a terrible actor.
4: Ask if he got those amazing muscles from steroids.
3: When he says he is going to win the mortal kombat championship, laugh in his face and say: "You couldn't even win an emmy!"
2: When he does his "You just got Cage'd!" trademark, ask if he says that to the hookers.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY JOHNNY CAGE:
1: Tell him to go back to school and learn how to spell Johney.
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10: Play "You spin me right round" when he does his mutality.
9: Ask him if the bunny in his hat is housetrained.
8: Ask him if he does crack, if he responds with a no, ask why his hat has white stuff on it.
7: Tell everyone he videotapes Liu in the shower.
6: Ask him if he uses pam to keep blood off of his hat.
5: Ask if Goro takes it easy on him in bed.
4: Ask if he ever thought of plowing Baraka, if he gives you a "Ew, you sick bastard!" face, nod and say, "Its all right, we all have fetishs"
3: When he covers his eyes with his hat, say "Its okay to cry in public."
2: Pull at his little pant flag thing, and say "This doesn't do anything at all!"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT WILL ANNOY KUNG LAO:
1: Super glue bunny ears onto his hat, then switch all the clothes in his closet with bunny suits.
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10: Ask if the souls ever touched him innappropriately.
9: Instead of saying Ermac, say Big-mac instead.
8: When ever he talks, go "YOUR ONE FRICKEN PERSON, ITS NOT 'WE' ITS 'I'."
7: When he does his hara kiri, say: "Why....*headslam* can't *head slam* WE BE COOL!? *ending head slam*
6: Ask if he has a thing for blind-people.
5: When ever he is using his mind-powers go: "May the force be with you, Ermac!"
4: Ask if he is Michael Jackson's imitation.
3: Ask if he wants Ashra to jam that sword up his ass.
2: Tell him that he's Obi-won Konobi, and if he doesn't know who he is go, "Oh my god! Your not a real jedi!"
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY ERMAC:
1: Preform an exerism on him.