whirlwind's confession part 1One magnificent afternoon whirlwind and sonic boom were out in the training grounds when sonic boom noticed that whirlwind was acting rather unusual.whirlwind's confession part 1 in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey whirl are you feeling ok?" sonic boom asked in concern.
"Yeah I'm fine what makes you think I'm not?" whirlwind replied.
"Oh nothing, you just seem out of it all lately" the griffin stated, "what's wrong? You know you can tell me anything"
"Well, ok here it goes" whirlwind stuttered a little nervously, " you know how sunny and I are engaged"
"Yeah" the griffin encouraged
"Well, um I'm going to lay an egg soon" whirlwind said quietly.
Sonic boom was very surprised at the news
"Congratulations whirl, I bet sunny is thrilled too," she purred.
"Just one problem" the dragon whispered, "he doesn't know yet and I have no idea how to tell him."
"Oh" said the griffin sounding a little surprised, "well all you have to do is go up to him and tell him that he's going to be a dad soon, simple really."
"That's not my only problem" whirlwind whispe
Skylanders: Spyro the DragonSkylanders: Spyro the DragonSkylanders: Spyro the Dragon in General Fiction More Like This
Within a world where magic and dragons coexist, the protector of this fantastic world was in a period of peace. This hero was widely known in his land as Spyro.
He was a young purple dragon, who came from a rare line of magical purple dragons in his world. He had been on many exciting adventures in the past, accompanied by his close companion, yellow dragonfly by the name of Sparx. These two were an oddly matched pair of friends the world has never seen.
"Come on, Sparx! Race you to the fields!" Spyro challenged, a mischievous spark gleamed in his red eyes, as the young purple dragon dashed across the meadow. The yellow dragonfly hovered beside his companion, having no difficulty keeping up.
As the two friends raced, they drew near a flock of sheep that were grazing in the fields before them. A sheep noticed Spyro and Sparx coming, and it wailed loudly in alarm. The flock of sheep immediately scattered in fear, allowing Spyro and Sparx to continue th
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 35Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are going on a dateSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 35 in Comedy More Like This
Stealth Elf: I'm really enjoying our date hun. I'm having loads of fun.
Flameslinger: Me too sweetheart. Want me to make it better?
Stealth Elf: Hmmm, what do you have in mind?
Flameslinger: You'll see...
Stealth Elf and Flameslinger are about to kiss
Hex: Stealth Elf! Stealth Elf!
Stealth Elf: Sigh, what mom?!
Flameslinger: Hello Ms. Hex.
Hex: Hello, little Flamy Wamy. :3
Hex pinches his cheeks.
Hex: You're such a cute little elf. I could just eat you up. X3
Stealth Elf: Mom! He's MY boyfriend leave him alone!
Hex: I'm sorry Stealth Elf but he's just so cute. You chose a cute boyfriend. I'm so proud of you.
Stealth Elf: Thanks mom but, what do you want?
Hex: I just found this weird stick looking thing in your room. What is this?
Hex shows Stealth Elf and Flameslinger the "stick"
Stealth Elf: MOM!!! O__O' Gimme that!
Flameslinger: ...O___O' Ummm is this a bad time?
Stealth Elf: No, no, no Flameslinger. Just
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep83Cynder and Whirlwind are at homeSkylanders: Messed Up Ep83 in Comedy More Like This
Whirlwind: So like I said, some guy named darkmatter is behind all of this.
Cynder: Wow, thats messed up.
Stealth Elf bashes through the door
Stealth Elf: GUYS, GUYS!!! ITS AN EMERGENCY!!!
Cynder and Whirlwind: WHAT?!
Stealth Elf: THERE'S A NEW FEMALE DRAGON SKYLANDER!!!
Whirlwind: ... Oh, really..?
Stealth Elf: YEAH, SHE GOES BY THE NAME FLASHWING!!!
Cynder: ... Uh huh... Well, we know whats going to happen right Whirlwind?
Stealth Elf: What are you guys going to do?
Cynder: Oh nothing, just an initiation is all.
Cynder and Whirlwind leave
Spyro: Wow, she sure is beautiful.
Sunburn: She's super shiny too.
Flashwing is drinking water
Flashwing: How does a girl like me look so beautiful and stay that way? Oh, because baby I am born this way.
Cynder: Look at that whore, trying to get our men.
Whirlwind: You got a lock-on?
Cynder: She's in my sights...
Whirlwind: OK, fire in 3... 2... 1-
Hot Dog shows up behind t
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 24Spyro is sick with a coldSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 24 in Comedy More Like This
Spyro: By Eon's light, ever since that Empire of Ice moved in next door I've been getting colds like crazy. It's unbearable!
Spyro: Who is it?
Cynder: Its us Spyro.
Gill Grunt: Yeah man, open up.
Spyro opens the door
Gill Grunt: Holy $#!+! Spyro, you look like you took an arrow to the knee.
Spyro: Shut up Gill Grunt!
Gill Grunt: What?!
Cynder: Lay down Spyro. You need rest.
Cynder: Bless you.
Gill Grunt: I'll call the doctor.
Gill Grunt calls the doctor
Dr. Boom: Hello, Dr. Boom speaking.
Gill Grunt: Dr. Boom? Whatever, my friend is sick.
Dr. Boom: Hmmm, is he a purple dragon that breathes fire, has big horns, and is quite famous?
Gill Grunt: Why yes he is. Wait how do you know its Spyro?
Dr. Boom: Now answer this question, can Spyro breathe fire properly?
Gill Grunt: Lemme ask him. Hey Spyro, can you breathe fire?
Cynder: Bless you.
Gill Grunt: Nope.
Dr. Boom: I see. Well there's only one cure. Flameslinger's boots.
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep46(Since the release of Skylanders Giants is underway, I decided to put the few I know in the comedies and it goes a little something like this. )Skylanders: Messed Up Ep46 in Comedy More Like This
Drill Sergeant encounters Bouncer
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DADDY?
Bouncer: Ummm, what?
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DADDY, ITS ME DRILL SERGEANT!
Bouncer: I have a son? Woah little dude. I'm not sure if I even known or met you kid.
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: DON'T YOU REMEMBER DADDY? YOU'RE AN ARKYEAN ROBOT LIKE ME. YOU CREATED ME SINCE YOU'RE A GIANT.
Bouncer: All I remember is that I used to be a basketball player and I went pro. That is until the Arkyean factory shut down. :S Then, the next thing I remember I found myself in a museum.
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: I REMEMBER YOU LEFT MY MOTHER TO GO PRO IN THE ARKYEAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE. THEN, YOU NEVER CAME BACK. I SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. NOW, I FINALLY FOUND YOU.
Bouncer: I remember a female robot. Is her name Eve or something?
Drill Sergeant: STATEMENT: YES! YES THAT WAS HER NAME!
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep66Its the roast of SpyroSkylanders: Messed Up Ep66 in Comedy More Like This
Prism Break: Ladies and gentleman. Dragons and all. Welcome to The Roast of Spyro!!!
Prism Break: Now introducing, the dragon of the hour, Spyro.
Spyro: Hey everyone.
Everyone: Spyro, Spyro, Spyro!!!
Prism Break: First up on this roast is Gill Grunt!
Gill Grunt stands on the podium
Gill Grunt: Spyro, you've been the dragon to everyone around you. Everybody loves you. Boys, girls, people crazy for bestiality.
Gill Grunt: Seriously man, why the Kaos do you look the way you do now? At first, you looked cool, then you looked almost human and now you're an ugly Barney the dinosaur love child.
Gill Grunt: I wouldn't be surprised to see you in the next Maury show episode on who is the father. If I find out Barney really is your dad I would flip!
Gill Grunt: Awww who am I kidding, Spyro I love ya man!
Prism Break: Next up, Eruptor!
Eruptor: You know Spyro's first game pit him against Gnasty Gnorc. No girls to save,
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep72Its time for Cynder's sleepoverSkylanders: Messed Up Ep72 in Comedy More Like This
Chill: This is my first sleepover girl. I brought soda.
Stealth Elf: Really? Cynder always has sleepovers. I brought Skylanders Gone Wild vol.2.
Chill: Woah, why would you bring that girl?
Stealth Elf: You'll see.
Cynder opens up the door
Cynder: Hey girls!
Stealth Elf: Cynder!
Cynder and Stealth Elf hug
Cynder: Hey Chill!
Chill: Whats crackin' dragette~.
Chill hugs Cynder
Chill: Oh, sorry for busting your girl Whirlwind.
Cynder: Meh, its fine. She's behind on rent anyway. So Stealth Elf, did you bring it?
Stealth Elf: Big time.
Cynder: Great! Put it in!
Stealth Elf puts in the DVD
Chop Chop on video: Hey there ladies~ Ready for some hot bony action?
Stealth Elf and Cynder: Oh yesss.
Chill: Seriously? Where are the girls in this? I can't relate myself to this if there are no girls. -_-'
Chop Chop on video: You know how badly I want you baby?
Cynder: OMG, Spyro is nowhere near sexy as Chop Chop.
Stealth Elf: He's soooo hot. I w
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep49Whirlwind is at Camo's restaurant with her friendsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep49 in Comedy More Like This
Whirlwind: So I said to Eruptor, next time you puke on me, I'll send you to the worst possible place.
Hex: Worst possible place? What is that place?
Whirlwind: Its the worst place ever. Its filled with so many horrible things. Only I can open the door to that plane.
Cynder: Oh my. Has anyone ever went there before?
Whirlwind: Why yes the person that went there before was-
Drobot breaks through the wall
Cynder: What the?!
Drobot: Come with me if you want to live.
Whirlwind: Who me?!
Drobot: Yes you. Come with me.
Drobot takes Whirlwind
Hex: The hell was that about?!
Cynder: I don't know but, I think we should tell the police.
Camo: Not before you pay for the damages and the drinks.
Hex: Awww crap...
Whirlwind: So, why are you taking me?!
Drobot: I have come from the future to protect you. You become the queen in Skylands.
Whirlwind: A queen?! How is that possible?!
Drobot: The evil army of Ghost Roaster has waged war with you
A Merry Skylander ChristmasThere once was a special day in Skylands called Christmas. Every year the holiday Skylander would come to everyone's houses and give them the gift they always wanted. The good Skyladers would get gifts the bad one's well... lets just say a used cardboard box with Kaos' insignia on it. There was this one special year when one skylander found the true meaning of Christmas. It all started like this.A Merry Skylander Christmas in Comedy More Like This
Voodood: Who is it?
Voodood opens the door
Spyro, Gill Grunt and Cynder: We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas-
Voodood: And get off my porch! I hate Christmas! Everyone always want something! "I want a hat.", "I want this, I want that."! Screw Christmas! I never get anything from anyone! Everyone wants me to give but, no one gives anything to me! It's not fair! I get nothing in return...
Voodood always wanted one gift from somebody. At least a little something, but Voodood will learn something special in one Christmas
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 32Its the Skylanders versus the Elder ElementalsSkylanders: Messed Up Ep 32 in Comedy More Like This
Spyro: They take, steal, and rob everything from us and they get to live priveleged lives while we law abidding Skylanders work hard for Skylands and pay high taxes for upgrades!!!
All of the Skylanders:
Spyro: Will we let them continue?!
All of the Skylanders: No!
All of the Skylanders: Because we are the 99%!!!
Eon: Skylanders! Skylands is under attack! You all need to-
Terrafin: No way fool! We are not working till we get equal tax breaks!
Eon: What are you talking about?
Whirlwind: The Elder Elementals are paying fewer taxes than us yet, they're not doing anything for Skylands!
Drill Sergeant: Translation- This is complete and utter bull$#!+!!!
Eon: How can you say such things? The Elder Elementals are our strongest and most valuable Skylanders. Without them, Skylands will be ruined! They contribute very much to Skylands!
Lightning Rod: Well then, what do they do? Tell us!
Eon: That is none of your concern!
Skylander Pre-School Ep1Its Skylander Pre-School :3Skylander Pre-School Ep1 in Comedy More Like This
Trigger Snappy: Ms. Boom, Ms. Boom!!!
Sonic Boom: What is it Trigger Snappy? ^__^
Trigger Snappy: Where do babies come from?
Sonic Boom: Oh that. Well, when a man and a woman really like each other, they hold hands and then monthes later, the woman's belly gets really big and a baby is born. ^__^
Trigger Snappy: WOW!!! Thats so cool. You're a woman right?
Sonic Boom: (This little kid) Yes Trigger Snappy I am. ^__^'
Trigger Snappy: C'mon... Get fat...
Sonic Boom: Trigger Snappy, it'll only work when you become a man yourself. ^___^'
Trigger Snappy: But, I thought I was a man?
Sonic Boom: You're a little boy. You have to be older to make a baby. ^__^
Trigger Snappy: Oooh, OK! Still, are you sure you're a woman? I mean your voice is kinda deep.
Sonic Boom: Go to sleep Trigger Snappy. Its nap time. ^___^'''
Sonic Boom tucks Trigger Snappy in the little bed and Trigger Snappy falls asleep
Sonic Boom: Sigh, at least after this I'm going to Camo's.