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Sonic the Hedgehog
Had his fur in spikes of blue
And two pointed ears and two buggy eyes
And triangular red shoes.
Sonic the Hedgehog,
He could run so very fast.
He was 32 bits
On the Genesis.
What an icon of the past!
There must have been some magic
In those power rings he'd hold,
For when he got 50 and jumped
He changed from blue to gold.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Could transform to super mode.
He could pounce a lot
On Robotnik's bots
And then they would explode!
Found a floating island cave
So he took his ship,
On a power trip,
Stole the Chaos Em's away.
After the Eggman
Did Sonic chase with haste
Followed all the while
By his buddy, Miles,
Known as "Tails" by those with taste.
The pair raced through each act and scene
Trying to beat the clock.
They jumped on robots to set free
Little critters by the flock.
Robotnik ran off,
As the Death Egg went in flames.
And the Mobian champs
Brought the Emeralds back.
The Saddest Eyes in the WorldHes got the saddest eyes Ive ever seen, and as he gets onto the train, I cant help but say a prayer for him. I hope hes going somewhere nice. Maybe hes going home to visit his mother.The Saddest Eyes in the World in General Non-Fiction More Like This
He looks like hes coming back from some stressful business meeting. Is that possible? Its late at night and all the regular offices closed hours ago. But hes got a heavy-looking briefcase overflowing with dog-eared papers. And hes wearing that severe black suit that looks very sharp but doesnt really seem fitting next to his childlike face.
His hair is cropped short. The cuts looks fresh and unfamiliar, like it was only yesterday that he was a long haired child running in the golden summer sunlight. But tonight isnt about summer frolicking. Its about haircuts and business suits and first days of school.
The bus lurches around a corner.
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Grab my headband and I'm looking like one sweet senorita
Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a cup of tea
Cuz when I leave for the day, I'm coming back by three.
Covered in lace and bows, bows
Collar looks like a rose, rose
Trying out another sweet pose, pose
Pour another cup of tea, tea
Pretty to the highest degree, gree
Trying to look a little bit cla-ss-yyyy...
Got a parasol to boot
I'm gon' play
Til they take my dolls away
These white gloves
But when push comes to shove -
[more random howling]
Alright, that's okay, so I'm not a lolita,
Just another trashy popstar sucking down margaritas
And though my songs are really crappy, they're what everyone wants
So this is all you're going to hear at your after hours haunts.
I'm talking 'bout
Singing 'bout getting plastered
Using up people faster
So many tricks I've mastered
Na-na, I'm going til I'm out of ideas
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