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Blushing at the small lick to his cheek, Dib gave Zim's finger one last good suckle before pulling it from his mouth and turning over onto his back so he could look at Zim better, still cradling the other's arm to his chest. Turning over even more onto his other side so he could nuzzle himself into Zim's chest, he then hid his face there so the Irken wouldn't see his blush.
Wrapping his other arm around him to hug Dib closely to him, Zim lightly nuzzled against the top of his head, still smiling at him. "Hmmm...You are so...What's that word?...Oh, yes. Cute." He said before giving Dib another small nuzzle.
Lifting his head to look up at Zim

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Calming just a bit at the Irken's words and nodding his head slowly, Dib took as much comfort as he could from the small face nuzzle he received from Zim, sniffling all the while. Finally letting his eyes fall closed to sleep, he then reached out one hand to take Zim's and hold it in his own.
Watching Dib for a moment, Zim's smile fell away once Dib had closed his eyes, feeling awful now for not realizing how fragile he was in his current state. Using his other hand to carefully stroke his hair, he then continued to watch him sleep soundly.
In his sleep, Dib pet the back of Zim's hand with his fingers, drawing them slowly across the soft sk

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Jolting when Dib fell off the other end of the hospital bed, Zim stared down at him with fear as well. "Dib...I don't know what's going on here, but whatever happened, I'm sorry!" he moved nearer to Dib, only to make him shuffle away more.
Walking back in with the doctor, the nurse gasped at seeing Dib on the floor before running over to help him and looking up at Zim sternly. "I suggest you leave." She said, not trusting the other to stay alone with Dib any longer.
Still a bit shaken by the situation, Dib's eyes grew even wider at those words. "N-No!" He looked up at the nurse pleadingly. "Please! He fell asleep, had a bad dream, and accid

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Smile widening at Dib's reaction to his kiss, Zim ran his hand over Dib's hair and planted a small lick to his forehead. Wrapping his arm back around him, he then nuzzled the side of his face.
Finally letting his hand fall away from his lips, Dib sighed out contently and closed his eyes, the feel of Zim's cool skin pressed to his warm skin a nice relief.
Running a hand on his back soothingly, Zim continued to slowly nuzzle against him, happy now that Dib was comfortable.
Bringing his legs up, Dib curled in on himself a bit. "Mmm...Can we just...stay like this for the rest of the night?" He asked, not wanting to move away.
"Mmhmm." Zim nod

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Frowning a bit at Zim's words, Dib opened his mouth as though to argue before stopping himself and merely letting out a small sigh. "But...Oh, okay..." He nuzzled his face back into Zim's chest but this time didn't close his eyes as he let his good arm restlessly find its way up Zim's back to locate his antennae to play with a bit.
The small touch making them flick slightly, Zim jolted a bit at the sudden sensation before relaxing again and letting his eyes fall half-lidded. "Hmmmm..." He sounded out in a quiet purr.
Pulling his hand back at the small flick and jolt, Dib then gently reached his hand back up to take one of the thin appendage

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Opening his eyes slightly to watch Dib as he slept, Zim couldn't help but smile a bit at having Dib clinging to his uniform top. His mind still racing, he felt unable to drop off as quickly as the other. Before long, however, he finally felt himself drifting off to sleep with the human pressed close to him for warmth.
Letting out a small whine, Dib shifted in his sleep a bit and shivered. "Mmmm...Mom..." He murmured, tightening his hold on Zim's shirt.
Zim frowned in his sleep from all the shifting. "Mm...Mmm?" He peeked his eyes half open at Dib for a short moment before shuffling up nearer to him to get comfortable again.
Tugging at the

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Shaking his head at Dib's question, Zim smiled back at him reassuringly. "No, I don't think so anyway. I had to tell them I didn't know about it..." He said, then looking down at the bandages and feeling a bit guilty.
Dib frowned at the look on Zim's face. "It really wasn't your fault. It was mine. So if they ask me what happened, I'll just tell them it was a result of my own stupidity...A-And that I don't want to talk about it..." He said, looking away awkwardly.
Snapping out of it, Zim looked back at Dib for a moment. "Huh?...Oh, right. Y-Yeah...But y'know. They may have forgotten about it." He said, not feeling entirely sure about that b

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Not so sure he believed the other, Dib looked up at Zim worriedly. "E-Exactly what was happening in your nightmare anyways? O-Or do you not want to talk about it...?" He asked, figuring the Irken's dream must have been pretty bad if it had caused his PAK to react the way it had.
Zim stared back at him uncomfortably. "Uhmm..." A blush started to appear on his face as he shifted his eyes to the side, debating on whether or not to tell him before he finally looked back at him. "Well...I guess I owe you an explanation for almost breaking your arm." He looked off to the side again. "Th-They were trying to separate us." He then said in a voice bar

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As Dib's struggling to get away got worse and worse by the second, Zim had to hold onto him even tighter to ensure he wouldn't hurt himself in his current state of mind. "Dib, stop it! I'm not going to hurt you!" He exclaimed, still gripping him tightly before his voice became a bit softer. "I'd never let anyone hurt you...Please, Dib. Enough of this." He then tried to calm him so the nurse's presence there wouldn't set him off again when she returned.
His efforts to get away lessening with each passing minute as he panted out tiredly in the quiet room, Dib struggled for a few minutes longer before finally beginning to grow tired, tears stre

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Zim tried not to feel anxious as he continued to wash himself.
"Oh, shut up, Zim! You know very well I asked you to keep a shower running for me before you left the gym! How was I supposed to know you were still using it?! Besides, I thought you hated water! So why haven't you gone home yet?!" Dib snapped right back at the other, peeking out from behind the curtain of his shower to have a look around, contemplating ducking behind various shower curtains until he could reach the towels on the other end of the room.
Chancing a quick glance over at the shower Zim was still standing behind, he took a deep breath before darting out to make a qui

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Dib could feel the other's fake eyes following him, watching his every move as he packed up the last of the gym volley balls into there bags, and he couldn't help but wonder why. Why was it that fate was so cruel towards him? Ever since he'd first entered high-school, it seemed every teacher he came into contact with was drawn towards pairing him up with his worst enemy, as he currently was right now. Not that it really mattered when the green menace just sat back and watched.
"You know, you COULD help me with some of this, you jerk." he said, picking u

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Dib rolled his eyes. Of course Zim would be going off again. This time was no different to the last, except instead of rambling on about the cafeteria food giving him blisters, he was directly addressing the cafeteria drone herself. She ignored him of course, barely casting an eye towards the green 'child' directly in front of her, let alone every other student in the cafeteria for that matter.
How could they not see? Even after a two years of the same nonsense. Dib had at least expected something to change. But no. He was still picked on. Still known as the crazy kid with no friends. The paranormal freak.
Putting his hand to his chin, Dib

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"Stoopid hyooman!"
I kicked at a stone, or so the hyoomans had called it, with my foot as I made my way back to the base. I was perturbed yet also intrigued by the Dib-hyooman's odd behaviour towards me today. First he stares at me, and then he tries to touch my hair covery thing as well. What was his problem? Maybe he thought I was making the whole project thing up.
Truth is, I wasn't. That old hyooman by the name of Sowourz really had approached my superior form and requested this 'project' be completed. I hadn't told the Dib what date she wanted it by yet, but heh, he could figure that out for himself in that huge head of h

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I woke up early the next morning. My alarm wasn't set to go off for another twenty minutes. I tried closing my eyes to get some more shut eye before school, but I was too awake to go back to sleep. Yawning, I kicked back the covers and pulled myself out of bed. Reaching for my glasses beside me, I slipped them on and my blurry vision soon focused.
I let out a sigh.
Today I would have to work on the project with Zim. I wondered if he'd done any of the research I suggested and stifled back a laugh as I could just imagine the reaction he would have had on his face after finding out what 'sex' involved.
"You're up early." came a v

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I had just barely managed to make it into the classroom before the lingering feeling of death circulated in the room as the teacher literally floated inside. As I sat down at my desk, I looked over towards where Zim sat. He hadn't followed me as I had left his house, and I wasn't even sure he was going to show up today.
Miss Sowourz started the usual morning lecture, something about the number of deaths and injuries from falling vending machines, but my mind was elsewhere. No matter how hard I tried to avoid it, I knew I couldn't just push aside my thoughts and feelings, especially if they had been bothering me for the past few

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Compassionless. Heartless. Emotionless.
Those are some of the words an Irken smeet learns as soon as its PAK become functional. I remember when I first heard these words, I had always wondered what they meant. Other Irken's seemed to understand them right away, but not me. Nope, not Zim.
Whenever I had asked my Tallests about these words they had acted weird towards me. Not in the usual weird way they act because of my superiority but because of something else I could never figure out in my amazing head. Other Irken's called me hurty words and laughed at me. Apparently these words were important to all Irken's and the whole Emp

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He had kept true to his word.
I was making my way out of the skool to the front entrance when I saw his green skin standing out against the montage of human flesh. Skool had just ended and the buses to take students home had started to pile up out front, while cars sped off around them filled with teens. I had never had to worry about taking the skool bus as my home was in walking distance to the skool. Zim's home was just a few blocks over from mine. I went over to him, the other students sniggering, pointing and laughing at him behind his back.
"Zim."
He turned around at my voice, tilting his head at me slightly.
"Dib," h

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Gripping my bookbag tight, I turned to leave the classroom. The morning sex-ed lesson had seemed to go on forever and it didn't help that Sowourz had insisted we pair up to work on some of the questions. I hadn't been paired with Zim (thank god, I can only imagine how that would have went) but that didn't stop the obnoxious green alien from demanding answers from other students. Half the morning he had spent twisting around in his chair and slamming his fists onto desks, yelling loud enough for the students on the opposite end of the school to hear, about how 'hyooman's' were lax and 'stoopid' that they actually needed

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Dib shuddered in excitement feeling those small claws through his shirt. He reached up to remove the wig and reveal those long black antennae. Curious, he felt for one of them.
Zim gave a deep shudder as Dib's hand came into contact with the feeler. It had a rubbery feel to it, but was soft. His claws clenched Dib's shirt a little harder at the contact.
Dib took his lips away from Zim's to see the alien's reaction to his little investigation. He started rubbing the stalk in his hand carefully, not wanting to hurt Zim by accident. He never thought he'd ever see the day he could actually touch these antennae.
Zim se

Paparazzi ch.3 ZaDr AU"We're on in ten." The not-so helpful guy yelled through the dressing room door. Whoever he was. Dib ran a hand down his haggard face, staring at the mirror and in turn at himself. It wasn't a pretty sight. Make up caked his skin and he looked orange. Though he was kind of glad because at least the green of nausea wouldn't show through.Paparazzi ch.3 ZaDr AU in Romance More Like This
The nervousness was rising to a dangerous peak, to the point where Dib felt very unsteady on his feet. How could he do this? He couldn't. Not now and not ever. Sure, he'd been Dad's assistant many a time but, actually running it? Ha. No. Nope.
"Dib." The sound of his sister's voice had him spinning on his fo

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Dib straightened himself up; instinctively knowing he looked as if he'd been run over ten times, kicked around, attacked by a giant squid and then left out in the rain. A shaky hand ran itself through tangled dark locks. Contacting powerful leaders and looking like road kill was about as humiliating as it got. But, still he knew it did

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A single glance into the review mirror again stopped him though and he dropped his searching digits. With a stressed sigh, the hazel eyes dropped again to stare out the window where the destination was approaching.
"An SOS? Like a boat?"
Dib frowned, as he finally noticed the pink specks of Zim's blood on his jacket. Not to mention that stickiness of his own and Julio's blood. Gold eyes shot up to the driver and he swallowed.
"No. I-It's not a traditional SOS. It's i

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He felt like a child, hands pressed against the glass. Face almost doing the same as he stared with morbid curiosity as his father and several other scientists talked around a body. It was cut open, blood dripping into a contained container around the table. A clean white sheet, all but soaked. One of the scientists said something behind his mask and they all laughed. Dib couldn’t remove his eyes from the glistening organs, the limp limbs that poked from the sheet.
That had haunted him in his dreams ever since and today was the same. Except for the fact that Dib was 19 now and the subject wasn’t under a sheet with

Paparazzi ch.2 ZADR AUThe pavement gave off waves of heat, sizzling in the summer air. The stained white doors of the Empire's back entrance shot open and hit the side of the building with a metallic bang. Out of the air conditioned haven, Zim slipped onto the pavement and began practically strutting to his car. Right behind him, his assistant Drewlin followed with a clip board in one hand and an uPhone in the other.Paparazzi ch.2 ZADR AU in Romance More Like This
Zim was already in the slick, sports car, lounging lazily. "Hurry up. There is much to do before tonight." Drewlin popped into the front seat and started it up; pulling them out of the parking lot without much difficulty as there was no traffic aroun

Waking Up in Vegas Prt.9Dib shuddered, trying to ignore the deluge of rain, and failing miserably. The drops soaked him to the bones, making painful shivers rock him as he fought to keep his fingers steady on the keyboard.Waking Up in Vegas Prt.9 in Romance More Like This
Perhaps part of the problem was fear, for what the Tallest would say upon seeing a worthless human contacting them. But, more than anything it was the fact that while in the car, spilling his guts out to a stranger that Dib finally noticed something that had been in essence building for most of his life.
Everything made so much more sense now that he'd said it out loud. Every syllable had sunk into his brain as he'd sat in that backseat, repeati

Waking Up In Vegas Prt.7Bill licked his lips, glancing at the road sign that they passed on the right side of the road. Ten miles until Dib's destination was reached. That didn't leave very long to finish this story. And as bad as he felt this would turn out, he wanted Dib to finish it. Somehow it was almost vitally important to him.Waking Up In Vegas Prt.7 in Romance More Like This
"So, you went up to his room?" Sounded like a stupid question to him, but something obviously needed to be said as encouragement to keep the boy going. It worked, because Dib nodded, albeit reluctantly and cleared his throat, as if it pained him.
"Well, we went up, Zim flirting with Julio the entire time, or at least the best version

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Bill kept looking in the rearview mirror at his passenger, eyebrows furrowed in a silent question. This particular boy looked so familiar. The golden eyes and long eyelashes. Pale skin and not so subtle scars. Tall, gawky and too thin body.
Quite suddenly, a big flash of memory hit him like a car crash. That night so long ago it felt. The night where his life as a boring old cabbie had been irrevocably altered to revolve around a distraught teenager and his friend.
Hazel eyes widened in recognition, mouth falling open as he glanced at the tuxedo and spiked hair. All that was missing was pink blood and glass shards.

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Recap from last time: Bill slammed on the breaks a coyote running by, with a cub in it's mouth, stopping to stare at the stupid vehicle with yellow eyes before disappearing. Dib watched them run away, into the darkening landscape.
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OccupationHe was 5 years old when he told his teacher that he wanted to be a super hero when he grew up. Flying through the clouds, basking in the sun's rays. Shooting things with laser eyes and lifting heavy stuff with super strength. Reading minds.Occupation in General Fiction More Like This
It was fantasy, it was fantastic and even at four his imagination was stretching, breaking beyond what normal kids his age were thinking up. Because when the other pre-skoolers were drawing houses, stick figures and eating glue, Dib was thinking about why the sky was so red when old pictures in books said it was blue. He wanted to know what rain tasted like. Why did people have different eye colors? How d

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In its usual, monotonous voice, the computer responded back to Zim's words. "How should I know? Why don't you ask him yourself? He's still in his room." it said lazily, not wanting to have to really answer Zim's question.
Zim sighed. "FINE! Worthless piece of junk...I'll be right back, Dib." he kissed his cheek before heading to the spare room.
Watching as Zim left, Dib sighed out in complete relief, the heat taking over his body leaving just as quickly as it had hit him, causing his legs to shake somewhat unsteadily as he gave in and fell to his knees before attempting to recover.
In Purple's room, Purple, meanwhile, re

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Hearing the Irken sigh out somewhat contently, Dib felt Zim curl himself around him. Another shiver ran though his body, ending at his antennae. He wanted more touch, closer, more intimate, regardless of the stinging heat that ran throughout his body whenever Zim was near.
Unaware of what Dib was going through, Zim closed his eyes blissfully.
Letting out an unsteady breath, Dib willed himself not to shake as he closed his eyes and panted out quietly, breathing out warm air against Zim's neck.
Wrapping an arm around Dib, Zim smiled and snuggled up close to him.
Zim's body now pressed flush against his own, Dib couldn't

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Nodding his head slowly, Dib watched the still rather nervous-looking Irken crawl over to the opposite end of the bed to get up before standing up himself to follow him out of the room. "...O-Okay..." his voice came out in a whisper as he walked behind Zim to the elevator, keeping his eyes glued to the ground as he played with his fingers, only glancing up at Zim every few seconds before returning his gaze to his feet.
Zim wrapped his arm around Dib once he entered the elevator. "Umm, there's another thing too..." he said.
"Hmm?" Dib lifted his gaze up to look back at Zim. "What is it?" he asked.
"Purple's here..."
Ante

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Crawling into the other side of the car, Zim set the bags down on the floorboard and reached out to take Dib from Jack.
Pulling away once Zim had taken Dib, Jack then proceeded to help Rose back into the car before climbing in himself. "So...Do you just want me to drop you two off at home? Or would you rather I take you back to our place until Dib wakes up?"
"I-I don't know..." Zim nuzzled into Dib. "Wherever he'd be happy..." he said.
"Zim...You know he'll be happy wherever he is just so long as you're there...So, let me state my question differently. Are you feeling well enough to survive an entire car ride home? Or would

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Smirking at Dib's question, Tak leaned herself even more against Gaz before answering. "Oh, nothing really. Just relaid a little message from Tallest Purple." she cackled a little. "Looks like he's going to come visit you two." she said, unable to hide the laughter in her voice.
Dib blinked his eyes wide open. "Wh-What...?" he looked over at Zim. "What?! I thought they were going to leave us alone!" he said, obviously not happy with the news. He didn't want to think about why their leader was coming in the first place considering his and Zim's previous relationship.
"Well, apparently not. Because he just called my base a few day

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Realizing his mistake in asking Jack and Rose about their baby, Dib blushed and looked away also. "Oh..." he could only blink at their answer before dropping his eyes down to the ground. He had forgotten again the sensitivity of the matter. Wrapping his arms around Zim, he then hugged the other's waist tightly as an awkward silence then followed.
"So, umm, how about those stores?"
Nodding his head slowly, Dib lifted his eyes up to look at Rose before pushing himself up carefully to a sitting position as he attempted to get back to his feet.
Standing up himself, Zim rubbed Dib's back. "So which one first?" he asked.
Ros

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Eyes widening at Rose's words, Zim seemed to seriously consider them for a moment before smiling to himself. "Oh, hey! That's right!" he grinned wide and glanced at Dib. "Well, go ahead and try it on." he said, taking the bunny shirt from Rose and pushing it towards Dib.
"Wh-What?!" Dib blushed a bright red now, looking at Zim as though he were crazy for agreeing with her. "Zim, are you cra-" he got cut off as Rose happily grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into the changing room with her to have him try it on. Then, after several minutes of struggling with him to put it on, Rose pulled Dib out of the dressing room wearing the pa

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Blushing at Rose's question, Zim glanced at her before answering. "One hundred sixty-three earth years..." he sighed and clung to Dib tighter. "The oldest living Irken was only two-hundred and seventy...But we are a war-like race, after all..." he said, not really sure how long an Irken could hope to live without the interference of war.
Rose blinked her eyes open in some shock at that answer. "Oh, wow. You're already much older than most humans are. If they're lucky, a human can live up to 100 years of age, maybe a little older. But 80 is the average. Though I suppose the mentality must be different then. At what age are you consider

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Still blushing, Zim held onto Dib, focusing on him until they made it to the mall.
Finally pulling the car into the parking lot, Jack, to his relief, found a parking spot quickly before turning off the engine. "Well, we made it. We're here." he said, turning around to smile back at them. "Are you ready to get going?" he then asked, already knowing Zim would be more than happy to just get out of that car.
Looking up as Jack said that, Dib nodded his head. "Yeah. I think Zim will be happy to get some fresh air now that we're here." he said, unbuckling himself from his seat and slowly sitting himself up straighter to climb out of t

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For the remainder of the night, Dib slept soundly enough, only awakening when the sun dancing across his face came to rest right over his eyes.
Zim, meanwhile, was cuddled up close to Dib, a smile on the smaller male's face.
Blinking his eyes open slowly, Dib turned his head left and then right to have a look around. "Mmm...Zim?" he murmured the other's name, feeling hungry. "Zim?" he said a second time when he got no response. Upon getting no response a third time, he slowly sat himself up next to the other and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. "I'm going to...going to go get myself some breakfast..." he mumbled, crawling off t

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3:00
Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, watching a show on cats, because nothing was on at 3:00. They wanted to see how late they could stay up.
"It's weird how people still don't know why cats or even how they purr. And the fact that cats purr." Dib pointed out.
"Ha, I don't think it's weird. I purr. I have an organ in my chest that makes me purr." Zim said.
"You purr?" Dib asked, completely shocked. "I've known you 6 years, and I never knew that!"
"Heh, silly human. I don't show you everything I can do. I know you still think about cutting me open, so I kinda don't trust you." Zim smirked as he looked at Dib, h

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10:45
Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, as Zim played Destroy All Humans. Dib watched, giggling from a thought he just had.
"What?" Zim asked. Glancing at Dib who sat at the other end.
"Oh, I was just thinking how you would try and take over the world. Really, a lot of your ideas would have worked. Even some of them that weren't even plans to take over the world."
"Hm? Like what ones?" Zim turned his head to look at Dib, and Dib glanced at Zim, but turned his head back to the screen. So, Zim did the same.
"Well, like when stole all the organs from kids in school, and when you stole money from people around town."

New Year - ZADRIt was a cold morning, as the first day of 8th grade played out for this boring day for Zim. Zim walked out of his first class, which was Computers. He had listened to his teacher rant on about the boring rules he didn't care about. He didn't care about treating those weak machines with care and not talking when the teacher was. He huffed and scowled the whole time until he was let out. He was happy to get away from those boring humans that surrounded him. His next class was Choir, he had it last year and he clearly hated it! He was always forced to sing and when he did he was too quite to hear. He hated singing he wanted to just disappear evNew Year - ZADR in General Fiction More Like This

Hula-HoopsAfter a long walk in the hot sun, Zim and Dib and their whole 7th grade where out side, having some sort of 'party'. Horrible annoying music played as Dib- Played with hula-hoops. Zim kept watching Dib, moving so slowly, making that-thing- move around his form. Zim couldn't help but ask what it was.Hula-Hoops in Humor More Like This
"What is that, Dib-Stink?" Zim asked, almost scared of the hoop.
"It's a hula-hoop, Zim."
"How are you doing that?!" Zim asked, watching Dib move faster as the hoop, moved up and down his body.
"Easy. I just move my hips." Dib slowed a bit, "See? Doesn't take much movement really..."
"I still don't understand..." Zim said, watching Dib in a d

First Meeting - ZaDfZim ran down the street as his enemy, Dib chased behind him. As he ran, he made his way to a forgotten park. The park was empty, no one else was around. The white ground of the basketball hoop area was glowing orange from the seating that wrapped it's self around the park, which felt like it was on the edge of the world. Zim ran right to a wooden planked wall that stood in the park. He saw Dib's shadow grow over him as he turned, seeing Dib smirking at him with his eyes narrowed.First Meeting - ZaDf in Sci-Fi More Like This
"It's over Zim! I got you know!" Dib said, walking closer to Zim as Zim backed up against the wall. He squeaked as ran away quickly, ducking under Dib's arms as the

Antenna Hate - IZ"Zim, sssssh, calm down." Dib patted at Zim's back gently, barely touching him because he was too scared of the worked up alien.Antenna Hate - IZ in General Fiction More Like This
"NO!" Shouted Zim as he waved his arms up in the air and yelled, making poor scared Dib flinch. "ZIM IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN OVER THIS!"
"Dude!" Dib glared at Zim and backed away. "Zim, calm the fuck down already. You aren't alone you have me."
Zim hissed, turning around to face Dib, slamming him into the wall behind them of Zim's base. "THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, DIB! MY MISSION WAS A LIE AND MY TALLEST NEVER LOVED ME BUT HATED ME! I'M A DEFECT! I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Zim covered his face and slid to t

Sex Tube - ZaDr"Why are we doing this?" Zim whined as he pouted at his best friend. They both walked down a path in a small park.Sex Tube - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"I wanted out of the house. and, it's not that bad. I'm just happy we can be alone together." Dib said, blushing a bit, noticing how gay that sounded. He shrugged a bit, as he smiled at Zim weakly. Zim rolled his eyes, putting his hands in his pockets of his red sweatshirt that Dib gave him for Christmas because he hated seeing him freeze to death and him always stealing his trench coat. Just for Zim, he painted the irken symbol on it and "I AM ZIM" below it, this just made Zim so amazingly happy, he lunged at Dib and told him h

Spring Fun - ZaDrIt was a hot spring day, kids ran around outside in the that horrible earth sun. The sound of pop music and the low loud hum of bouncing houses- or what ever those weird wiggly things are called that kids jump about in. Zim laid in the grass, staring up to the sky, only some clouds over head-about three. The sun glared into his eyes, making him move his head to the side, seeing Dib playing around with circles. The weird circle tubes - so called 'hula-hoops'- went around his waste, as he kept thrusting his hips, moving them in a circle movement as well. To Zim, Dib was far more entertaining then the sun or stupid blue colored sky.Spring Fun - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"Why are yo

Just love me - ZaDR"We really need to stop doing this." Dib said while getting out of his warm bed, so he could dress his naked body.Just love me - ZaDR in Romance More Like This
Zim was lying in Dib's bed, just as naked as Dib. Zim didn't get up, he just sat up to watch Dib.
Dib turned his head, to see what Zim was doing because he didn't speak or get up. "What?" He said to the remark of Zim's face. Zim looked tired, but he was giving Dib a look like, "yeah right".
"You say that every time, and we end up doing it again." Zim said.
"Yeah...Well, I don't like it."
"HA! Thats a lie Dib-Slave! You love it! Thats why we bang each other so much! ZIM'S not the one who starts it." Zim smirked at Dib, as he

Dare - ZaDr"I can't believe I let you do this, Zim!" Dib said to Zim, not glancing at Zim as he fixed his make-up. Zim was standing by Dib, watching him, smiling at Dib and some giggles slipped out of his thin lips at the site of Dib.Dare - ZaDr in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dib and Zim had dared each other to pick each others costumes for the High School Halloween Dance. Dib dared Zim to be the alien he truly is, and Zim dared Dib to...dress like a transvestite.
Dib wore a blue bustier with red swirls on the sides. The lace on it was black and was tied tightly around Dib's skinny form. On his hips were matching underwear, and they were attached to fishnet socks that went to his knees with

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He is my enemy.
Nothing more,
Nothing less.
"Alien scum..."
I hate him.
I always have,
Always will.
Every punch,
Every kick,
Proves it.
Then, he stops.
And smirks.
No...
"Do you remember that night, Dib...? Hmm?"
No... Please... Don't make me remember...
That night,
So very long ago.
The night they WERE something more,
To each other.
The night when they set out,
Not to hurt each other,
But to pleasure each other.
One night of bliss,
Then it was gone.
Zim was gone the next day,
Not sleeping next to Dib, as was expected.
And from then on,
It wasn't mentioned.
Except on occasions,
When the Irken w

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Dib couldn't remember the last time he'd heard Zim so frantic.
"Calm down, Zim! What the hell is wrong?"
The Irken glanced nervously out the window.
"There's no time to explain! Now!"
Dib was about to protest, but Zim stopped him. With a kiss.
Halting the boy long enough for the alien to pick him up.

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"What was that, alien?" An all too familiar voice sneered beside the green boy.
"Nothing, Dib-human. Leave Zim alone." the Irken mumbled. Dib blinked in surprise. Zim not yelling? Saying he was 'normal'? That was a shock. The real shock, however, was what he said next.
"I'm leaving, Dib." The statement was fairly simple. Three simple words. But it was enough to as good as stop the boy's heart.
"W-what?" Dib asked. No. Zim couldn't leave. He.... couldn't! Zim was his proof! Zim was... the closest damn thing the human ever had... to a real friend.
"Z
ZADR!Okay, so. I was kind of off of my ZADR kick, but now it's back. I've been ZADR fangirling again, SO. If you watch me for my ZADR, or if you like my ZADR, you'll be happy to know I'll be posting more now ^^ Though, my seme uke views have changed a bitZADR! in Personal More Like ThisI'm now actually okay with seme Dib xDD
ANYWAY, the first ZADR I'll probably post will be 'ZADR - Under The Sea 2' 8D
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Green KidThere was a long, awkward silence.Green Kid in Fan Fiction More Like This
Finally;
"You're green." Dib said, just to break the silence.
"No sssshit."
Dib frowned.
"You got a name?" He figured he might well know at least that much.
Another pause.
"Ssssnake."
Dib raised a brow.
"What?"
"Namesss Sssnake." The kid hissed again, annoyed.
Dib was going to counter with something, but let it slide.
"What are you doing out this late in the freezing cold?"
Snake twitched in the blanket.
"Getting awaysss."
"From what?"
Awkward pause.
"From... Sssomeonesss..."
Dib felt a twinge of concern for the kid.
"Is someone trying to hurt you or something?"
A low, hissing laugh.
"Yo
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LOOOOVVIE! You'd better get on soon before I go Insane...

ZADR Plans - Part OneThings started normally enough that day. Dib still occasionally glancing at the disguised Irken across the room. Zim exclaiming that he was normal. The human arguing the matter. No one believing him.ZADR Plans - Part One in Fan Fiction More Like This
Perfectly normal.
However, unknown to those two on Earth, the Tallest were planning something.
"Oh, Red! Come on, that's too cruel!" Purple exclaimed, though his eyes had a wicked glint to match his companion's malicious smile.
"C'mon Pur, you like messing with Zim as much as I do." Red pointed out. The other Tallest shrugged.
"Fine, let's see if he'll buy it..." The crimson-eyed Tallest rolled his eyes.
"It's Zim. Of course he'll buy it.

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Dib propelled his tail faster, hoping Zim hadn't thought he'd forgotten and left. The merteen had invited the merken to meet him in a special spot where the coral reef was beautiful, but he was running a bit late. Dib groaned, some bubbles escaping his mouth, as he moved his sleek black tail faster. The moonlight glinted off of it, making the deep navy in his tail show.
The merteen smiled when he saw Zim sitting on a rock waiting. The smaller green merken smiled brightly when he saw the other.
"Dib!" Zim exclaimed happily, hugging the other. The half-h

Waiting. Always Waiting. -ZADRDib looked out at the usual, boring scenery from his roof.Waiting. Always Waiting. -ZADR in Fan Fiction More Like This
He was waiting.
Always waiting.
For the past year, all he did was wait.
Day and night.
For Zim.
Wrapping his arms around his knees that were hugged to his chest, he let his mind drift back to the last time they'd been able to be together.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It was a peaceful, warm day. They could have been outside, but the chose to enjoy their last time together cuddled on the couch.
Zim snuggled closer to him, enjoying the embrace.
"I leave in a week," he whispered softly, as if Dib could have forgotten. It was too dangerous for the human to be arou

Birthday? -ZADR-His birthday.Birthday? -ZADR- in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wasn't it
supposed
to mean something?
To himself?
His family?
Friends?
He scoffed.
Friends.
He only really
had one.
An unlikely one,
at that.
The one he
hated for so long.
Zim.
A small smile
then
a sigh.
Zim wasn't even
in skool that day.
He knew what
day it was,
too.
That made Dib
want to cry.
Did he really
have no one
to be with?
The human opened
the door to his
home.
No one was
even there.
His father was
working, as
usual, and Gaz
moved out.
No one.
Dib cursed to
himself.
Of course.
What did he
expect?
A party?
The mere idea
was laughable.
He made his
way slowly to
his room

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Through the first week Dib and Gaz came to see Gir routinely. After the first week was over, they took him home with them. Ever since Zim left, Dib blamed himself, and went into a small depression. He didn't talk to anyone but himself, Gaz and Gir; but mostly himself. Dib stopped chasing after other paranormal, because it reminded him of the fun he had with Zim. Gir regularly checked up on the house, and no intruders ever came.
Dib would look through his very special telescope, and try to find Zim ever night. He sent echo waves through space, from one of his dad's machines, asking for forgiveness and pleading for Zim to come home. He never g

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Zim and Gaz walked back to the tent silently. Gaz thinking about Dax and the kiss Zim gave her; Zim thinking about what he just did. He kissed a HUMAN! The Tallest must never find out! He also just practically set up his brother with a human female and gave away his secret.
He trusted Gaz of course! But what if she told Dib about the Girls or the mission? Stop thinking like that! Gaz is my friend! She won't do that to me would she? NO! She wouldn't! She just proved her loyalty when she didn't kill me when I kissed her. Wait a minute "Oh my Tallest!" He shouted aloud.
"What? What is it Zim?!" Gaz looked concerned.
"I just real

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Dib was passed out after about thirty minutes of the movie and Gir was asleep on top of his head.
Zim looked over and smiled at the sleeping pair; yes he would miss them dearly. He looked back over to Gaz and smiled. She smiled back as Zim got up. Zim held a hand out and Gaz took it standing up. After she was up she let go of his three-clawed hand and started to walk silently outside; Zim right behind her.
When they got to the tent door, Gaz opened it and held it open for Zim. Zim walked out and waited, letting Gaz take the lead again. She went over to a rock and sat down. She looked expectantly at Zim. He went and sat beside her. "So is t

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Dib and Zim just left the tent and were out on a hunt for werewolves and vampires. "So where are we supposed to find a werewolf or vampire?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, I don't think we'll find a Vampire out here anywhere. But since it's," Dib looked at his watch, "9:15, we should be hearing a howl soon and we trace it from there. Right now we look around for evidence that a werewolf was aver here."
"How do we do that?"
"Look for a dead body of an animal and we trace when it died, what killed it, and where the creature that killed it went."
"Sounds disgusting. Do I have to touch it?"
"No, we look around it. You don't have a nose, but y

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"Gir I am home!" Zim called, shutting the door to his base behind him.
A Squeal came from the couch and before Zim could do anything Gir came flying at him with Taco pieces on his face. He hugged him fiercely and didn't give notice to the bag Zim currently held.
With an "Oof," Zim heaved back when Gir hit him, but made no move to stop him or get free of the hug that was killing his squeedily spooch. After a second he tried to struggle free, but he knew it was a losing battle and gave into the hug. Before he would never have even thought of hugging anybody, much less Gir, but thoughts of the approaching mission had made him somewhat soft

Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 23Dib has gone out with Gretchen every day since the first date. He has been happy and carefree since Gretchen came around. Gaz has also undergone some change. She smiles more, and has stop obsessing over her Game Slave. She's happier, but is always worried about Zim. Dib still writes to Zim, but only at night and he gives the letters to Gir to bring to Zim's house.Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 23 in Drama More Like This
Dib and Gretchen have been considered a couple since the first date as well and she seemed to make Dib very happy. She had made it clear to Dib that she dislikes Zim very much, but Dib has stopped trying to talk to her about him. Dib always had this weird feeling about her though,

Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 22They took out Zim's other contact and they found the voice changer. They put his voice back to normal by resetting it. They took him into the minilab that the ship had, and began to make repairs to his PAK. The shorter one fixed Zim up while the taller one contacted the massive.Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 22 in Drama More Like This
When the tallest appeared and they saw who it was they cried out for joy and wept. "We know its Zim. He had got shot down before we made it back to the ship. We had to carry him back," she tells them.
"We actually figured you would find out it was Zim, but we couldn't let Zim know that you know. He'll think something's up. Don't let him know you know. We just need

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Zim flew silently in his ship, and he clicked a button to cloak his ship from the The Resisty's radar. He flew silently and steadily tword the ship.
"They are in room 805 on the second floor," Red told Zim through the radar.
Zim nodded, he wore his brother's uniform and his contacts slightly itched.
"Don't forget your weapon," Purple reminded him. Zim checked his pocket and his Irken gun was still there. "Now put the cloaker ring on your antenna." Zim did as he was told, and winced at the slight pain the ring gave him. "Now say Vortian," Purple commanded.
Zim did as he said and let out a shriek as the ring buzzed. Electric volts zippe

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Zim walked outside with the rest of the class. Outside, Zim breathed deeply in the air. Skool would be ending right after recess and Zim didn't want to waste his time. He walked to the fence and watched the humans play around him. He waited for Dib, watching the door constantly. While doing this, he suddenly knew he was being watched, and not just at a distance. He froze, but didn't let his eyes waver from the door.
"Aren't you leaving today?" A harsh, female voice said beside him.
Zim didn't look away from the door. He leaned on the fence and crossed his arms. "Yaeh. Why do you care?"
"I don't. I just had to know if you were leaving. It

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Dib was reluctant to go to skool on Tuesday morning, he was sure Zim wouldn't be there. It was the last day of skool though, so maybe he should go. He also wanted to sneak a peek at Gretchen; to see if she acts suspicious.
He still couldn't believe that Gretchen might know Zim's an alien. He decided to go ahead to skool.
Zim was at skool five minutes before the bell. Dib was nowhere in sight, so Zim just sat down in his seat. He felt a cold glare at his back. He began to get restless and nervous. The icy stare from an unknown watcher blistered his back. He was frozen upright; like he couldn't move at all. Finally he got control of himself

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Dib sat in his usual seat in Ms. Bitters class doodling in his blue notebook. He was drawing ghosts, vampires, the paranormal as much to be specific. He sighed and glanced up to see Ms. Bitters still echoing words of doom in the world and how it will implode on itself.
Dib however, knowing how much he knew about science, that the world wasn't going to end in some explosion, moon crashing into the ocean, or even a big earthquake. It was going to end by something even worse.
The paranormal freak turned his big head towards the right side of class to see the strange green boy. His chin was leaning on the top of his desk, as his frail arms fall

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I was so close; so god damn close of concurring the planet when that Dib-human stopping me once again! I swear, until this day forward, I will be abandoning my mission and began to destroy Dib....
I sat up from the fire blazing amazing heat behind me and and began walking forward towards the green base. Odd as it was (although these inferior huumans can't possibly figure out) with it's green walls and strange purple lights passing through the windows. The gnomes standing in place as I opened the bathroom door; used as a front door instead, I stepped inside and removed my tattered wig to expel my black appendages and removed my lens to expose

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"He doesn't look so good."
"Geez, Gaz, that's stating the obvious."
My head really hurt now And the fact that we were moving only made my headache worse.
"Hey Dib, I think your alien specimen's waking up."
"Gaz, could you please shut up? I'm trying to drive."
"Someone's in a bad mood."
"Look, I'm kinda going through a lot right now, ok!"
I was lying down in the back seat of a car.
This car smelt nice.
"Like what?"
"Oh gee, like you of all people care."
"So? If it'll get you to stop driving like a pissed off old lady, I'm all ears. I've got ten more levels in Vampire Piggies to beat, so I'd prefer not

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"Your head is BIG!"
"Yes, GIR, now could you open the damn door! I'm soaked!"
"You wouldn't be soaked if you hadn't given him your coat."
"He's allergic to water, Gaz."
"Ch, whatever."
"WHY is your head so BIG!"
"GIR " I moaned, wincing. "PLEASE shut up "
"WHY!"
"I'll get you tacos when I feel better "
"I-" Sniff. "I love you "
"Me too, GIR, now go watch Scary Monkey or something "
"YAYZ!" GIR cried, running off. Flinching, I buried my face in Dib's soaked t-shirt, thanking whoever invented the ingenious idea of paint.
Dib walked to the couch and sat down, still holding me close.

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Dib and Gaz had had to go home.
And, for some reason, I felt absolutely miserable. I felt like someone was squeezing my heart to the point where it was about to burst.
This was the same feeling I'd had earlier when I missed Irk. But I didn't miss it now.
Well, not as much.
I stared at the starry sky outside my window. I now wished more than ever I could sleep.
What was it like?
Was it like being awake? Was there pain? Was there darkness? Was it like daydreaming?
GIR went into sleep mode sometimes. Was that the same as human sleep?
If I could sleep
Would I dream of Dib?
A sharp pain hit my chest and I whined. I&

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"What do I dream about?"
I nodded, refusing to look at him. This whole 'dream' thing was kind of embarrassing now that Dib was here-
"Zim, are you blushing?"
"NO!" I snapped, ignoring the pain in my throat. Although I could've sworn my already burning hot face had become even warmer.
Dib laughed. The sound soothed my headache somewhat. "Yes you are!"
"I am not!"
"Your face is as red as your eyes!"
"LIES!"
"Well, at least he's back to his normal self," Gaz muttered from her place on the floor. Pausing her game, she reached into a take-out bag, extracted a taco, and gave it to GIR, who squealed happily.
It was obvious she

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"What's this?" I asked, holding up a strange, soft cusion thing.
"That's a pillow," Dib explained, kicking my front door shut behind him.
"And that?" I asked, pointing at the huge square of cloth he was now spreading on the couch.
"A blanket. It keeps you warm."
"Why would I want to be warm when I'm already burning up?"
Dib frowned, deep in thought. "I'm... not really sure..."
"Do you wanna learn how to sleep or not?" Gaz growled, spreading another blanket, this one much thicker, on the floor.
I nodded, squeezing the pillow. I was starting to like this thing. Mostly because it smelled like Dib.
"Then shut up and enjoy your... sl

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"You asleep yet?"
"No..." I snuggled up closer to Dib. Amazing how his growth spurt had created a perfect fit for me.
Dib sighed and placed his chin on my head. "Gaz and GIR have already crashed."
"But... they weren't in vehicles of any sort..."
"It's an expression. It means they're-" He yawned. "Asleep."
"... Are you about to... crash?"
"Not before you do."
"But what if I don't?"
Dib chuckled. "I don't know, Zim, you're a pretty good crasher."
"But I've never fallen asleep before."
"Joke Zim. You know, like 'funny, ha ha'?"
"Oh yeah."
Dib sighed. "Come on, Zim. You've got to be tired!"
"Exhausted."
"Then falling asle

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My throat was on fire, but that was the least of my worries.
This sensation inside was so confusing. Dib and I had been mortal enemies for seven human years now! Why was this unsettling sensation appearing now!?
What did it mean?
"Zim!"
I winced. "Yes?"
It was barely a croak, but she heard. "You're zoning out. Pay attention or I'll send you to the underground classroom. For the rats."
"Yes, Mrs. Bitters," I weezed. A few desks to my left, I could here Dib snickering...
It was warming my squeedily spooch.
I moaned and laid my head in my hands. Stupid sensation! Just thinking of that earth-worm made my mind go fu

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"WHAT IS IT!?"
"It's-"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"It's a-"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"GIR, will you PLEASE shut up!?"
"I DON'T WANNA! ... OK!"
I groaned and collapsed into my keyboard. It was cool against my burning forhead.
I was in pure, utter agony. Not only was my throat raw and inflamed, but I was uncomfortably hot and my head hurt. A lot.
And GIR wasn't helping.
"Doom de doom doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!"
"GIR, enough with the singing!"
"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"
"GIR..."
"LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!"
"No, GIR, let's be QUIET!"
And, on top of my poor condition, this sensation hadn't left yet. I still felt warm and fuzz

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I was in a bright room. Every Irken I knew, and didn't know, was surrounding me. Watching, waiting.
The massive group parted and the Tallest walked up. Despite the fact I'd gained a foot of height in the past five years, I still had to crane my neck to see them clearly.
Tallest Red cleared his throat. "Zim, we have evaluated your life."
"Evaluated?" I asked, confused.
"Yes, evaluated," Tallest Purple stated. "As in, 'looked over it and judged it'."
"Judged it!?" I yelped, gasping in shock. "Why!?"
"To decide whether you're worth our time."
"To decide whether you're useful!"
"And you're not, Zim," Red replied smugly

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"And so, kids, the universe will eventually implode on itself."
I ignored my creepy Earth teacher's lecture of doom. After all, with my superior information gathering skills, this filthy planet would be under Irken control long before this... implosion.
Said creepy teacher sighed, shaking me from my thoughts, "Yes, Dib?"
"Didn't you discuss this before?"
I growled savagely. Stupid Dib-worm! The only sane pig-monkey on this crazy planet was the only thing standing in the way of my plan-
My growl turned into a rather violent coughing fit and I flinched as each cough tore through my throat. By the time it was over, I w

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Chapter Six
Resolve came in the form of first sunlight beaming through the shattered hole that was at one point a window. It immediately melted away the shadows and extinguished the coolness that the night had brought. Everything was completely visible now and revealed to the paranoid human.
However, even after the sun had come up, Dib took a while to convince himself that there wasn't actually anything there, and that it had all just been a crazy delusion in his head. After several more minutes of watching everything around him, he had finally convinced himself that he was alone now, which actually relaxed him and made him realize how tire