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Papa Russia X Teen Reader: RestraintIt was funny. When you were having a good time, clocks run fast ;when you're bored, clocks run slow; when you wish someone would enter the principle's office and abduct you, clocks seem to stop.Papa Russia X Teen Reader: Restraint in Humor More Like This
Yes, the principle's office with it's hard chairs and menopausal secretaries. Across from you sat another student. You didn't remember his name, you didn't care. All you cared was that he threw a punch, you beat him down, and now you both were in this hellhole. Not to mention they called your father.
No, you didn't have one of those lay around dads. Your dad was certifiably insane. (To outsiders anyway.) Now you waited for the impending doom that wo
Child! Canada X Reader: Not ForgottenLateChild! Canada X Reader: Not Forgotten in Drama More Like This
The word rang loud and ugly through your skull.
Late
The clock on your car radio read 7:30p.m. like a ln angry, red signal.
You promised. You promised Matthew that you would be at his show tonight. The ten-year-old boy was counting on you. You pinky swore. Everyone forgot about Matthew.
Except for you.
You went to every event, every game, recital,concert. Hell, you even went to parent teacher conferences. That boy was expecting YOU. Not his father. Matthew was going to be looking for you.
Traffic was terrible! It seemed like the universe was working against you. "Dammit!Dammit!" There was an accident about half a mile ahead and i
CanadaxSick!Male!Reader: Let Me Take Care of You.CanadaxSick!Male!Reader: Let Me Take Care of You. in Romance More Like This
Yesterday, you had thought it would have been a good idea to go outside and play in the snow that had fallen. As much as your best friend, Matthew Williams protested going outside with you, you managed to drag him a long. You had no regrets at the time; you were enjoying your day with him, even if he wasn't the best at snow ball fights. You had even decided to stay the night at his house so that the two of you could hang out more.
Now you were regretting going outside and staying at Matthew's house. You didn't want your friend to know you weren't feeling all that well, only because you didn't want him to worry about you. Your (eye color) ey
Male!ReaderxCanada: Warm me upMale!ReaderxCanada: Warm me up in Romance More Like This
You had just finished another grueling long day of work, even though you were quite tired, you actually wanted to go the nearest bar. It was the best way to forget about all of the day's worries; not that you were the type to dwell on the past for long. You inhaled in the cool night air as you walked, stuffing your hands into your pockets. Cold nights were always the worst to be alone on, just once you would have liked to have someone to cuddle up next to on the couch. But you weren't having much luck in that department.
Coming upon the closest bar, removed a hand from your pocket and opened the door. Your nose was hit with the strong sent o
Texting (HikaruxReaderxKaoru)TextingTexting (HikaruxReaderxKaoru) in Humor More Like This
HikaruxReaderxKaoru
Request for RamenIsNomNom
Laughing a bit to yourself, you put your phone down. The Hitachiin twins had been texting you all morning and you found some of their antics quite amusing. Such as when Hikaru took his brother’s phone and began sending you pictures of random things in their house, as well as Kaoru.
Thinking that you’d take a quick shower before going on with your day when the boys didn’t respond for a while, you left your phone on your bed and walked into the bathroom, not realizing that the twins had already texted you back and you hadn’t noticed it.
While you were showering,
All I Wanted (OCxHikaru)All I WantedAll I Wanted (OCxHikaru) in Romance More Like This
OCxHikaru
Request for Dishu
Dishu bit his lip, trying to build up the courage required to go talk to his crush while the golden-eyed host was still alone. He knew that the moment Kaoru showed up, he and Hikaru would be off in their own little world and all chances of talking to the more devious of the twins would be gone.
“Whatcha doing, Dishu?” he heard a young-sounding voice say, making him jump. Quickly turning around, he saw Honey standing with Mori just a little bit behind him. After only a second, he looked back to Hikaru, only to see both twins walking away. Groaning, he pressed his back against the pillar
NFT: Madame Matagot (FrancexReader)Madame MatagotNFT: Madame Matagot (FrancexReader) in Romance More Like This
FrancexReader
"A Matagot is, according to some oral traditions of southern France, a spirit under the form of an animal, mostly undetermined, frequently a black cat. Matagots are generally evil, but some may prove helpful, like the "magician cat" said to bring wealth into a home if it is well fed. Traditionally, a wealth-bringing matagot must be lured with a fresh, plump chicken, then carried home by its new owner without the human once looking back. If the cat is given the first mouthful of food and drink at every meal, it will repay its owner with a solid gold coin each morning. In Gascony traditions, you must not keep the
Ozians Unite (HetaliaxReader)Ozians UnitOzians Unite (HetaliaxReader) in Humor More Like This
HetaliaxReader
"(F/n)!" You heard the obnoxious voice of your friend Alfred at the door. "(F/n)! Trick or treat!"
Sighing, you grabbed the giant bowl of candy and giant scepter sitting at your table and walked over to the front door. "Alfred," you groaned without looking at the blonde boy, "It's not even dark yet, why the Hell are you-"
But your question was cut short by the sight of a scarecrow, a tin man, a not-so-cowardly looking lion, a man in blue overalls and red shoes, and a man clad in green and sequins.
Alfred, the scarecrow, laughed and grabbed your arm, pulling you out with the men. "We needed to find Glinda!"
Speak No Evil (LithuaniaxReader)Speak No EvilSpeak No Evil (LithuaniaxReader) in Drama More Like This
LithuaniaxReader
Firmly, you pressed your lips together, refusing to speak to your mother. The tears that had streaked down your face after the accident had dried, causing your cheeks to feel stiff. She didn’t understand. She was going to send you to a school where you could learn to speak again.
But your case was different, you just couldn’t tell her. You didn’t want to speak. The horrors of what words could do to a person had traumatized you, leaving you scared to open your mouth to do much more than sob for the past few weeks.
Your friend was dead because of people’s words, and you had suffered a
My Best Friend, My Enemy, My Dear (CanadaxReader)My Best Friend, My Enemy, My DearMy Best Friend, My Enemy, My Dear (CanadaxReader) in Romance More Like This
CanadaxReader
Request for Ask-Claire-TheStatue
"You're going down!" you shouted across the snow-covered grounds to the blond boy standing across from you. You could barely make out his violet eyes as you threw yourself to the ground and piled up snow into a round ball.
Pouncing up again, you poised to throw the snowball towards the Canadian's face, hoping maybe to knock him over, but he had vanished into thin air. Your (e/c) eyes scanned the barren area. "Shit," you mumbled to yourself, nervously preparing for an ambush, "How the Hell does he keep doing that?"
Something struck you gently in the back a
LSH: Mix Tape (CanadaxReader)Mix TapeLSH: Mix Tape (CanadaxReader) in Romance More Like This
CanadaxReader
Teary eyed, you lifted the phone to your ear. "Matthew?" you whispered, waiting to hear the quiet man's voice. When it responded immediately, the tears spilt from your eyes. "Mattie, I did it." He paused over the line and you feared the worse, until you heard his calm answer to your unspoken question.
"See you in 10."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It had only been a few days since you broke up with your abusive boyfriend, and Matthew Williams had been the most supportive of all your friends, holding you while you cried, nursing your wounds, even allowing you to live with h
HWY: Late (HoneyxReader)Hard Working Yankee: LateHWY: Late (HoneyxReader) in General Fiction More Like This
HoneyxReader
It was far into the morning when Haruhi woke you up, sick of sitting around with the four early risers of the Host Club. They feared waking Kyoya, though not quite as much as they were afraid of disturbing Honey, so they settled on stirring you. Thankfully, Haruhi kept the boys at bay while she went in to wake you.
Groaning, you rolled onto your back, shielding your eyes from the light with your arm. Stretching your limbs, you yawned, toes curling and flexing as your joints popped
"Come on, (F/n)!" your friend groaned as she sat on the edge of your bed, "Wake up!"
Scrunching up your nose, you bl
HWY: Flight (HikaruxReader)Hard Working Yankee: FlightHWY: Flight (HikaruxReader) in Romance More Like This
HikaruxReader
The next morning, you woke up with the help of Haruhi. To be specific, she rolled you out of your bed when you didn't wake up to your alarm. You spent the morning fixing breakfast for the residents of the inn, but left the majority of the work with your supervisor who had kindly offered to give you the day off, providing you made up for it later.
You took the Host Club to a small farmers' market just a mile or two away from the inn. Tamaki pulled Haruhi somewhere by the hand, Honey and Mori went off to follow the scent of sweets, Kyoya was most likely jotting down prices and ingredients, while th
Hard Working Yankee:Intro (Ouran Host ClubxReader)Hard Working Yankee: IntroHard Working Yankee:Intro (Ouran Host ClubxReader) in Humor More Like This
Ouran Host ClubxReader
"Haruhi!"
The brunette laughed as you ran up to her, arms spread and ready to hug her till she choked. A quiet grunt escaped her chest as you made contact, knocking her to the ground. "You haven't changed at all!" she laughed painfully, embracing you in turn.
Pulling back slightly, you grinned at your close friend, "And you've changed so much!" You tousled her chocolate locks. "Where did all your hair go?"
She shrugged. "It got in the way."
You were about to retort, when you heard running footsteps coming closer towards you. In a moment, two identical-looking boys with orange hair a
Russia x Reader ~ Not scared at all!Russia x Reader ~ Not scared at all! in General Fiction More Like This
I remember that day like it was yesterday.
it was the day that I got locked up in my own school,
the day that I made my first friends,
the day that I will never forget even if I want to...
It was the my day of school at the World Academy (Strange name, right?) since I moved to this town. I was running late like always, I have a bad habit to oversleep so in my previous school they started calling me 'Sleeping Beauty'. Stupid nickname, right? Anyways, I arrived at the school around 08:40 in the morning, which meant that I was only ten minutes late.
I walked into the school, made my way to the front office, and told them who I was.
There weren't any teachers inside the office, not even adults! The only human beings inside the room were two young girls around my age, wearing the same blue T-shirt with the school's logo on it.
Both girls smiled kindly when I told them that I was a new student.
"Welcome to the World Academy!" The bl
Curl ProblemsThe conference room was packed with bickering countries and maids who occasionally came in with drinks or snacks. I was sitting on a leather couch that was pushed against the wall, Angel and Delilah sitting next to me. Our boyfriends Greece, Romano and Canada allowed us to come for this meeting today tho some countries weren't too happy with the idea. These conferences are for countries only and since we're mortals we aren't aloud in without permission. Having a country for a lover and friend comes in handy sometimes. I leaned against the couch's armrest, listening to Germany explain things while my two friends ate peanut-butter covered appleCurl Problems in Humor More Like This
What Would the Hetalia Characters Think Of YouThe Sweetest Country They KnowWhat Would the Hetalia Characters Think Of You in Personal More Like This
You've managed, against all odds, to befriend nearly every country. Your kind, perky nature and great attitude earn the friendship of your allies, and your tendency to promote peace keep those who would harm you at bay. Your army, however, is extremely weak, given that your country is more focused on keeping peace than warfare. You are kind, gentle, and quiet most of the time, but know how to keep from being ignored when it counts. But you have to be careful to not be taken advantage of. You trust too easily, and therefore you are sometimes seen as too weak to stand alone.
Best Friend: Russia
Possible Boyfriends: Italy, England, Canada
~Axis Powers~
Italy: _____-chan is so nice to me! She always makes sure I'm ok when she comes over to visit us! She's really cute and smart, too! And she can cook as well as I can, maybe even better! Germany says that it's a miracle that I haven't scared her off, but he's just jealous because _____-chan always hugs me first
Snapped Canada: O N L Y M I N E Snapped Canada: Only MineSnapped Canada: O N L Y M I N E in Drama More Like This
Lightning flashed through the sky. Rain poured down from the dark, grey skies. Everyone was asleep except for one house, a brick building standing tall with every light off but one was still awake. In the corner of a bedroom was a small form of a young girl. More lightning strikes the sky, lighting up the darkness surrounding her. Clothes tattered, and slightly bloody from cuts that littered her body. Who could of done something like this? Well if you knew, it w
Please Don't Touch The Horns - KarkatYou flinch.Please Don't Touch The Horns - Karkat in Romance More Like This
"You dropped this, asshat." It's him.
"Karkat. Hi. What a nice surprise," you say. He hands you a screwed up piece of paper. Please say it's not the the note. You unravel it, with Karkat still peering over your shoulder.
It's not the note. It's one of the many drafts of the note. You stuff it away quickly before he can read it. Since he has nothing better to do now he sits down next to you.
"I got your note. The one on pale red paper in silver gel pen saying 'happy birthday' in fancy-ass writing," he says grumpily.
"Someone's not in the best of moods. Did you read the message at the end?" you say, saving your work and shuttin
Please Don't Touch The Horns (Vantas x Reader)You sit down on the steps at the front of the school as you wait for someone. Today was a special day and you can't afford to miss them.Please Don't Touch The Horns (Vantas x Reader) in Romance More Like This
You open your laptop and start a piece of homework you were assigned earlier, seeing as you don't know how long you'll be sat here.
Did he get your note? You can only hope.
A few guys that obviously thought they had some chance with you stagger past you, making remarks on your crush. You give them the middle finger and continue typing.
You feel hands on your shoulders. Is it him?
Please Don't Touch The Horns - Kankri"How's it going, _____?"Please Don't Touch The Horns - Kankri in Romance More Like This
"Fine. Please don't sneak up on me like that, Kankri," you say, shuffling over slightly so he can sit next to you.
He's in the year above you but that doesn't stop you from having a crush. His younger brother Karkat is in your class and you speak to him a lot so you'd say you know the Vantas family pretty well.
"I'm sorry if my action was at all triggering. It was completely-"
"No, no, no, it's fine. It just took me by surprise and I didn't know who it was," you say quickly, cutting him off.
"...Still, I apologise." He peers over at what you're typing. "What are you typing?"
"Oh, just some homework while I was w
Hetalia X Reader 6.5: RussiaYou turn to a particular sun-flower lover.Hetalia X Reader 6.5: Russia in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Russia? Could I stay with you?"
Russia smiles, "Of course, Da? If we are lucky, Belarus will have already left for Ukraine's house. If we are not, then I hope that you don't get ripped to shreds."
You smile weakly back at him, and turn your attention to America, who, for the 600th time was talking (shouting) about his "hero-to-save-the-planet" idea.
~~Le time Skip~~
Russia knocks on the front door of his home. Not long afterwards, there are muffled voices.
"Just open the door, Latvia." That was Lithuania. Oh my god. The Baltic Trio are here too!
"No, I am scared of Mr. Russia."
"But I'm bus
Hetalia x Reader Chapter 3After half an hour of intense driving (Well, Britain hunched over and staring straight forward, you just staring at the ceiling and laughing maniacly), you arrive at Prussia, Germany and Italy's house. Britain gets out, drags Prussia into the car and drives again. Prussia looks at you, and you giggle softly. One the same process had happened 4 times, Britain drives back to his own house.Hetalia x Reader Chapter 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Um, __?" Britain asks.
"Yup?"
"Could you please go to your room, for me?"
"Oh, sure." You smirk slightly, and walk up the stairs. PFFFFFT! Hell no were you missing out on THIS! You sit at the top of the staircase and listen.
"What. The. Bloody. Hell. W
Hetalia X Reader 6.9: PrussiaYou turn to a particularly "awesome" German,Hetalia X Reader 6.9: Prussia in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Umm... Prussia?"
"Keseseses, Of course, liebe." He replies.
You glare at him playfully, "I could have been asking you where the toilets were."
He smirked, "And you'd be asking me that why?"
What a perv.
"The lady's toilets, stupid."
"Keseseseses, but you know you want to!"
You raise an eyebrow.
Italy, your bestfriend along with China, steps in, "Look, as much as we're all enjoying watching you two-a realease loving tensions, we're all a little tired."
You gape at him.
"Italy... You know zhose vords?" Germany asks, flabbergasted.
You then smirk, "I've influenced him!"
Italy grins.
An
Gamer!Canada X Gamer!Reader Request!I switched my laptop on and excitedly clicked 'Portal2'.Gamer!Canada X Gamer!Reader Request! in Short Stories More Like This
"Multiplayer or Single player?" I debate, and pick Multiplayer.
'Your partner in science: MapleLeaf2000.'
We crashed down.
"Hullo." I say over the microphone.
"O-Oh, someon who speak E-English." Someone stutters back.
"Yeah, I speak English." You nod, even though he/she can't see you.
"S-So, witch course do you w-want to do first?" He asks politely. You have deducted that he is a boy, because of his voice. It's... manlier than a girl's.
"Umm... Well, I rather like number 6, so..."
"Sure, w-we can do that one f-first."
His character bounds over to the 6th puzzle an
MY EPIC OMEGLE CHAT AS GERMANY Things in bold are explanations/commentsMY EPIC OMEGLE CHAT AS GERMANY in Short Stories More Like This
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Hetalia.
Stranger: Ciao.
You: Guten tag... I'm RPing as Germany
You: Vhich Italy is this?
Stranger: Well, considering I hate you, South.
Stranger: Honestly, learn to tell us apart already...
You: Vell, soryy...*huffs*
You: Says the one asking me to protect him from FRANCE.
Stranger: *flinches at the name* You don't get fucking abused by that perverted creeper.
You: You have no idea...you're forgetting he's part of main bruder's "Bad Touch Trio". They're alvays over!
You: *mein, damn American-made keyboards..
More taggingNot gonna put up rules or anything, just gonna answer the questions lol XDMore tagging in Personal More Like This
Questions from :iconfallennekochild: :
1. What kind of movies do you like?
~I like things like "Spirited Away", "Howl's Moving Castle", etc.
2. ever heard of RHPS?
~Uhhhh....sure? :iconbadpkerfaceplz:
3.ever had ur heart broken by somebody, if so then why?
~I have indeed....because I have been eternally friend-zoned....*emo corner*
4. What is ur fav music?
~I love all sorts of music, just not rap, hip-hop, or "club music" *shudders*
5.sry cannot think of many questions so just write what you want.
~My next Sick Day Solution is Poland. Then England. Then Male!Belarus. By the way, what should Rome's human name be? I know his surname is Vargas, but...
EnglandxReader: A New England (CONTEST ENTRY)EnglandxReader: A New England (contest theme "Spring")EnglandxReader: A New England (CONTEST ENTRY) in Short Stories More Like This
-------AUTHOR'S NOTE------
Taking a quick break from the Sick Day series to enter #PrussiaandEngland 's Spring contest. ENJOY!!! Oh, and, uh, Raven Moone is my pen name, so....
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Spring is the season of rebirth and renewal, as well as the season of romance~
England locked the chest tightly. He was throwing away his bad-boy past of piracy & punk-rock. He was going to become a true British gentleman now.'And maybe' he thought hopefully 'I won't have to be alone anymore.' After he made sure he had either destroyed or locked away al
Death is the FreedomThe steam of the tea cup was blown as the God- or now as Odin cursed him, Goddes. Forced to remain in this womanly form until he seemed fit. Magic locked away with only the power to heal and defend, and left here on Earth.Death is the Freedom in Settings More Like This
Ah, Earth.
Blowing the cup again Loki stood and made his/her way to the window and looked out. So many humans out today but it was expected. This was a huge game on and many traveled far to be a part of it. Even from this tiny apartment Loki felt at ease.
Now free for those demons… the one who held him under their control for over a year, all of them dead at the hands of what they thought were weak people. Weak no
Innocent Green Eyes Chapter 2Steve walked back to the tower after following a lead that turned out to be nothing. Sighing he looked around. It still awed him that it was the same New York from the 1940s. Looking at the front of the tower entrance and noticed someone, someone small and looking distressed hurrying out of the tower, and running fast.Innocent Green Eyes Chapter 2 in Settings More Like This
Looking at the tower for a second Steve took off after the small child knowing that he would be lost soon and it didn't take much effort to follow him but it was still dangerous if Loki was lost and he was pretty such Thor wouldn't be too happy about it.
Loki was running as fast as he could and stopped in a park looking confu
Innocent Green Eyes Chapter 1"Thor's coming to visit?" Tony said.Innocent Green Eyes Chapter 1 in Settings More Like This
"Yeah, he said that he had something to show us." Steve said trying to figure out once again how to make toast. "And he's bringing Loki."
"WHAT? Whoa, hold on, Loki? The one who brought an alien army to destroy the Earth and I nearly died to save, Loki?"
"Yes. Thor said something about not worrying, but I don't know."
"Uh, yeah, let's call Bruce down here."
--
"Hello my friends!" Thor said. "I have a arrived as promised and also with my brother Loki. Come on Loki, do not be shy."
A child rounded the control with shoulder black hair and green eyes, carrying a book. "I am not, Shy, Brother. You just w
When He Wakes Part 2Twenty three minutes later and they're pulling up to an elegant hotel turned crime scene.When He Wakes Part 2 in Short Stories More Like This
Lestrade meets them in the lobby and takes then up to the room and the victim; explaining the details on the way.
"This is his fourth victim in the past month and a half. We can't discern any connection between the victims. The first was an auto mechanic on the other side of town. The second a school teacher. The third was a woman who owned a bookshop and now this one. He was a thirty eight year old accountant. Staying here with his wife for the weekend; courtesy his parents. It was his birthday gift apparently.
We don't know anything about the kille
As Memory Serves6:03As Memory Serves in Short Stories More Like This
Where are you?
JW
6:03
Case
SH
6:04
Well that's not vague at all
JW
6:04
Sarcasm is not appreciated when I'm working
SH
6:04
And what are you working on?
JW
6:05
Trying to determine the origin of a specific greeting card
SH
6:05
A greeting card is important to a case?
JW
6:06
Yes, as the killer sent it to the victim.
SH
6:06
So why do you need to find out where it's from?
JW
6:07
Because we need to pull security footage to get a visual on him.
SH
6:07
Oh. Don't suppose there's any chance of you leaving it until tomorrow and coming home?
JW
6:08
Certainly not. Will you ever stop asking stupid questions?
When He SleepsSherlock detests sleep. Avoids it whenever possible. It's dull, pedestrian, unproductive and a waste of time. He only sleeps when it becomes absolutely necessary. When his body and mind are on the edge of collapse from over-exertion. Sleep was never a voluntary activity for him.When He Sleeps in Short Stories More Like This
At least that's how it used to be. Now he sleeps quite regularly. Even on cases.
But only in the back of a cab. This is because of a certain jumper-wearing doctor that shares the cabs with him. Because in the cabs he can pillow against the above-mentioned doctor and sleep quiet contently.
It started out by accident of course; this "pillowing arrangement." They'd b
Pet NamesIt started out simply enough.Pet Names in Short Stories More Like This
They were at St Bart's examining some soil samples for a case.
Sherlock was determined that they didn't belong in the house, where they were found and they were somehow linked to the killer. But they didn't match the samples that came from his footprints in another part of the house.
So they'd been here for about half an hour with Sherlock bent over the microscope muttering to himself. John had stopped trying to make sense of what he was saying after the first ten minutes and was now simply hovering over his shoulder, watching and waiting for his inevitable breakthrough.
Having heard they were working ther
Doctor's Orders12:04Doctor's Orders in Short Stories More Like This
Where are you?
JW
12:04
At home. Resting.
SH
12:05
Really?
JW
12:05
Yes. Watching crappy telly on the couch. Just like the Dr ordered.
SH
12:06
That's very interesting.
JW
12:06
It is?
SH
12:06
Yes. Because I'm home too.
JW
12:07
Why are you there?!
SH
12:07
A better question is why aren't you?
JW
12:08
I got bored lying around.
SH
12:08
You have the flu. You're supposed to lie around.
JW
12:09
But I was bored.
SH
12:09
I don't care. Where are you?
JW
12:09
Not telling.
SH
12:10
I could always send Mycroft to find you.
JW
12:10
You wouldn't dare.
SH
12:10
Try me.
JW
12:11
At St Bart's.
Meeting Mummy1:27Meeting Mummy in Short Stories More Like This
Can you buy some rat poison?
SH
1:27
Why?
JW
1:28
I want to make cookies
SH
1:28
With rat poison?
JW
1:28
Yes. They're a gift.
SH
1:29
Oh. I'm not letting you poison Donovan.
JW
1:29
They aren't for Donovan.
SH
1:30
Not letting you poison Anderson
JW
1:30
Not for him either.
SH
1:31
Mycroft?
JW
1:31
Took you long enough.
SH
1:32
Third time's a charm.
JW
1:32
Has nothing to do with charm. It's process of elimination.
SH
1:33
Figure of speech Sherlock.
JW
1:33
Oh. Right.
SH
1:33
Why do you want to poison Mycroft?
JW
1:34
Do I need a reason to poison my brother?
SH
1:34
Actually yes.
JW
Distracting Thoughts1:04Distracting Thoughts in Short Stories More Like This
Stop that.
SH
1:04
Why are you texting me?
JW
1:05
You're thinking. It's distracting.
SH
1:06
And you can't just tell me? I'm right here.
JW
1:06
True. But given the nature of your thoughts I doubt you would appreciate me saying anything aloud.
SH
1:07
That's unusually considerate of you.
JW
1:07
Not really. You simply become difficult when you're embarrassed.
SH
1:08
And what makes you think the nature of my thoughts are embarrassing?
JW
1:08
Well I doubt low lighting is responsible for your pupil dilation.
SH
1:09
I can't help it that you're sexy when you're deducing stuff.
JW
1:09
You think I'm sexy?
SH
Bloody Hug!5:03Bloody Hug! in Short Stories More Like This
Where are you?
JW
5:03
Just left the Yard.
SH
5:04
How long until you're home?
JW
5:05
Not sure. A while. I've got to find Razz and he's across town.
SH
5:05
Can you do that later?
JW
5:06
Why should I?
SH
5:06
I need a hug.
JW
5:07
What?
SH
5:07
It's when two people wrap their arms around each other in affection.
JW
5:08
I know that. I meant, why?
SH
5:09
I've had a rough day.
JW
5:10
And that constitutes the need for a hug?
SH
5:11
If you discovered a case of child abuse involving a six year old you would need a hug too.
JW
5:11
Actually I think the victim would need one more than I.
SH
5:12
W
Sta.sh
