Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #104/05/06!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #104/05/06! in Editorial More Like This
#104) Aren't bronies and furries the exact same thing? I think it's funny that so many bronies get offended when they're compared to furries. I don't see furries getting quite as offended about the comparison. Hah.
Answer: This is really the million-dollar question: are bronies and furries the same thing? The answer is, awkwardly, a little bit of both. Let's set the cards upon the table: there are all sorts of variables that come into the equation when defining exactly what a brony is. That's the first difficulty; if a brony is merely an adult watching the show, then you can't effectively argue that they're furries by definition just for doing that. If you did, then any parent watching the show with their child, or anyone who watched "Watership Down" or "The Animals of Farthing Wood" as children, or myriad other cartoons about animals, would be furries, which is ludicrous.
Just watching "Friendship is Magic" doesn't create a latent association with furries, despite what s
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #73, 74, 75!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #73, 74, 75! in Editorial More Like This
#73) My best bro and I have been bronies for a while now. I would never bring up being a brony on purpose to anyone who didn't know. But now we're doing a project in Literature class, and my friend is doing his on how he became a brony. I don't think it's a good idea. In fact, I find it embarrassing. What should I do?
Answer: This is something that seems to happen reasonably often people become big fans of "Friendship is Magic", and then fancy teaching the world to sing by shedding light on it in a class. And while you could argue that older individuals liking the show is an interesting point of observation, it's not particularly academic (not in terms of literature, at least) and so a presentation on it doesn't seem appropriate in general for that type of class.
It might be because I'm in the UK, but I know for a fact that if I presented on MLP in one of my university seminars I wouldn't be taken seriously by the teacher or the students. We tend to do
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #94, 95, 96!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #94, 95, 96! in Editorial More Like This
#94) I went to a brony meet-up and I thought it was pretty good fun until we went to Toys R Us. I was sceptical about a bunch of guys (no girls went to the meet) going to the little girl's section of the shop so I kept my distance and I'm glad I did – everyone there except for me became really creepily obsessive about the toys and it was embarrassing to be seen with them in the shop. After we left (I didn't buy anything and the girl on the till seemed really freaked out by us) I kind of felt awkward being seen with them and when they sang a song from the show really loudly at Pizza Hut I wanted to go home fast. What do you make of this?
Answer: There is always the potential for this problem when meeting up with strangers based on a common interest: will you be as into it as they are? The issue becomes slightly more complex when the common interest is My Little Pony, because it's the sort of interest that a lot of people aren't comfortable discussing in great detail outsid
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #107/08/09!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #107/08/09! in Editorial More Like This
#107) So this isn't very easy for me to just come out and say to some guy I've never really talked to, but based on some of the answers I've read from you, you seem to know your stuff. You see, I have this really big problem right now. I seem to have a strange attraction--no, addiction, to Rainbow Dash. It's not a sexual attraction, it's a love attraction. The funny thing is I don't even like her personality. Well, at least in the show. The fan-fic versions of her are probably what tipped me towards her. But anyways, what I need is for some way, any way to get her out of my mind or something. I don't want to hate her, I just want to not be attracted to her. If you could help me in any way, I would be ever so grateful. Thanks much!
Answer: It's interesting that you make the point that your attraction isn't sexual, but is, instead, more platonic in nature. Having strong feelings for a TV character isn't as unusual as it sounds; a lot of people have crushes on charact
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #64, 65, 66!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #64, 65, 66! in Editorial More Like This
#64) I'm at college and my room-mate doesn't know that I like MLP. I'm embarrassed to mention it to him, but it's a problem because I can't draw or watch ponies with him in the room...which is all the time. What advice do you have for me?
Answer: I think you should be at an age now where you should be accepted for your inoffensive interests. He probably has his own interests that could be seen as embarrassing. You're living together for the foreseeable future, and so it's not healthy to keep something to yourself that you want to be a part of. It won't be much fun spending an entire year, or perhaps longer, hiding your interest and avoiding drawing and so on.
Don't make an effort to 'tell' him: that's making it more important than it needs to be. Just do what you usually do draw ponies and watch the episodes on Youtube or whatever. If he asks what you're watching, again, don't go overboard. Announcing that you're a 'brony' is unnecessary. Just say that it's a show
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #70, 71, 72!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #70, 71, 72! in Editorial More Like This
#70) My friends have recently been dropping the show ["Friendship is Magic] and I feel kind of left out. Also, my boyfriend is a non-Brony and completely detests the show. I fear telling him that I like the show purely because he is unpredictable. I want to stay with him but I fear losing him.
Answer: First of all, let's approach the issue with your boyfriend. If he doesn't like the show that's fair enough, but he has no right to govern the kind of entertainment that you watch, and neither should you fear telling him such a trivial thing. Strong relationships are built on acceptance and mutual respect; he doesn't have to like the show, but he shouldn't be in any position to make you feel bad for being into it. You can have different interests to the person you're in a relationship with (in some cases those different interests can strengthen a relationship and broaden your own interests) and you should feel comfortable enough with this person to share the fact that you lik
The Bronies/The End of the World/A HaikuThe Bronies/The End of the World/A Haiku in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Should Earth end tonight,
At least bronies made it a
Better place to be.
My Little Pony: Orange-Cross Empire, Chapter 15My Little Pony: Orange-Cross Empire, Chapter 15 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"My council was wise, and you did well to obey; now that you are home, things will remain this way."
Artemis was being her usual self. I patted her on the back, because she was actually right, even though I hadn't listened to her advice at first. I'd done a bad thing, running away, but I knew never to do it again. Everyone faces bad times, and we just have to deal with them: that was something I'd learned during my time away. Running away doesn't help anyone, and instead just gets you into bigger trouble.
My father had been in a bad way while I'd been in Ponyville, and when I first rang the doorbell of our home after returning to Manehattan, I was really nervous about what he might say. I expected him to punish me in the Trottingham way. But the father I had run away from was not the father I returned to: upon seeing me standing in the doorway he had embraced me and pulled me close; and had kissed and caressed my face; and had tugged at my mane and wrapped it around his hooves;
Welcome HomeWelcome Home in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
MY LITTLE POEM
Ponies with Ayreon
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Bathing in prismatic light
Awaking free at last
Able to move on my own, I'm back in control
Only blurred memories left
Glimpses of the past
In my dreams I still walk the surface of Moon
I saw my home
From where I stood
What once was my home
From my thousand-year room
Isolated on the Moon
Locked within the abyss of time
A voice echoed in my mind
A shadow reflecting life
Resentful thoughts enslaved my soul, my heart
How did it wish to break free
Torment the world once seen
How did I wish it to leave my soul, my heart
Long years alone
Friendless and cold
Alone with my thoughts
One tormenting soul
While my spirit roamed the Moon
Locked within the abyss of time
So warm it feels to walk on earth
So much it heals to see living world
So much it calms to meet loved ones
By Your Side, Forever and EverBy Your Side, Forever and Ever in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE CANTERLOT SERIES
Ponies with Battlelore
[Click here for the accompanying song]
By Your Side, Forever and Ever
Greed now rules the spoils of war.
Queen has set her throne on the royal hall (the ruins of the realm)
I have walked through the dark
I have fought my way out of her prison.
I have witnessed the war
I have found my love wrapped in oblivion.
The eldritch swarm over our world,
My shining one, where have you gone?
Devourer's claws hold on your heart,
My shining love, where are you lost?
Broken harmony, its protectors fell
Imprisoned their kin, in repressed tears (the realm of peace)
From beasts he swore to shield his home,
My shining one, the guardian.
Wake from the queen's dormant veil,
Within your heart resides our hope.
In despair we need your gallant strength,
My shining one, reclaim your shield.
I'll support your task,
The Great and PowerfulThe Great and Powerful in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
MY LITTLE POEM
- Ponies with Turisas
[Click here for the accompanying song]
The Great and Powerful
Last of the fireworks explodes in the sky
Stage is silent after the show, a success once again
Fans' approval still echoes here, the most wondrous of sounds
Left astonished of my skills, as if there ever was any doubt
Soon I will leave this town for my next stop:
Everypony should have the chance to see my fame
Behold peasants, for your mistress is here
Cheer me! Praise me!
The Master of Mages, the greatest of all
No point to challenge, whatever you try
All you do I can do better
There is no shame to bow 'fore my might
One day the whole world will know the Great and Powerful!
I've seen the horrors of Everfree, kept my courageous heart
Stood up against the wildest beasts, and walked away alive
No mage has overpowered me,
Reminiscence: The Season's EndReminiscence: The Season's End in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
MY LITTLE POEM
Ponies with Sonata Arctica
[click here for the accompanying song]
Reminiscence: The Season's End
See, this is it: season two
And an epic opening with brand new villain
Chocolate rain, chaos' tricks
So it begins
From nightmare's rise we've watched the show
Their adventures to the best of nights
Through summer waited, counted days
For new episodes
Honestly though, I was latish
Didn't join the herd 'til season one had aired
That's my bad
But for next round I took the first ride
First gag since pilot
The most epic breakdown
Slippery slope of descending into madness:
"Meet Smarty Pants, my doll back in your age "
Is this truly it, somehow feeling so new, so fresh
Pumped-up the budget, pushed a few boundaries
So many incidents
The cutiepox, the play and Daring Do
Babysitter's little hell
Rampaging dragons, a hero saves the day
Awakened the Spark of MagicAwakened the Spark of Magic in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Cutie Mark Poems
Ponies with Amorphis
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Awakened the Spark of Magic
I: The Gifted Child
Bedroom secured by wisdom
Book piles be my fortress
Candle lighting through the nights
I studied the ways of magic
Learned of the old knowledge and lore
Gathered my knowing of spells
and stories with the days gone by
Ever since seeing Her raise the Sun
I've had the thirst for learning more
Achieve my tasks, fulfill my dreams
Study under the greatest one
Days turned evenings as time flies
Taken in the endless books
Thousandfold of words in my mind
At last the day had arrived:
Prepared the best I could achieve
I walked the stairs to the tower
Under the shade of royal Sun
Enter the test, my gifted child
Show them the skills you withhold
If you're the one I've searched for
Try hatch the egg of old beast
Anthem (Memory of the Empire)Anthem (Memory of the Empire) in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Crystal Empire Trilogy
– Ponies with Edenbridge
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Anthem (Memory of the Empire)
Children of the Perished Empire…
The crystal spike
Emerged in the northern sky.
From thousand years of sleep
Woken the empire of past,
The world once perished and gone.
It looms in the north…
The echoes of cold dominance.
The king, the tyrant reborn
Waiting his renewed chance
To finish what had begun…
Drifting shells of the realm…
What's there… left… to protect…
What's left are filled with hurt and grief.
'Twas graying and tarnished,
The world they once called their home.
Despair and fear,
Tokens of slavery,
Left within the heartcells
In the lost, orphaned souls of the empire…
… Stand up by your own feet.
Rediscovery (Rebirth of the Empire)Rediscovery (Rebirth of the Empire) in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Crystal Empire Trilogy
– Ponies with Stratovarius
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Rediscovery (Rebirth of the Empire)
Where did the world once disappear
When we were praying for freedom
The light was blinding my eyes,
Then darkness came;
Was that the end…?
What waited were the graying walls
Lifeless city and kingdom
Is this the worth of my existence
Has nothing changed?
Am I alive and trapped in the death
Or dead and lost my afterlife
Was I ever anything else
Than these crippling chains around my neck
They say time had forgotten our life
Yet the scars are still fresh in my heart
Can't I just leave it behind
Can't I just forget it all
Am I a ghost that's wandering the earth
I remember nothing more but pain
I saw the light once faded
Is there meaning to even try to escape
They say time had forgotten our life
Yet the scars are still f
A Spell Guided Her QuestA Spell Guided Her Quest in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Cutie Mark Poems
Ponies with Amorphis
[Click here for the accompanying song]
A Spell Guided Her Quest
My heart in learning of arts
To be a costumer of lives
An artisan graceful
Needles and threads my swords and shields
My armors made of the finest silks
I had a talent to craft
An eye to match
With a young ambition:
Make dresses of princess' worth
Sew suits fit for a prince
But still my skills were lacking
The final touch to fulfill my art
In evening's dim it flickered:
Spell evoked from the heart
With magic's guide I started
The journey to the unknown
"Come rain or snow or choking drought
I won't turn away!
I'm on my way to find out
My destiny's call, what I yearn for "
Followed the path for my fate
For what lies beyond the far horizon
My spell led me across the land
Through forests, rivers and hills
Came night, faded daylight
But magic sign still sho
Where We Once CanteredWhere We Once Cantered in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
My Little Poem
Ponies with Tarja Turunen
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Where We Once Cantered
I'm watching the timeline
The tokens left of those days
There once was a time when
I still resembled myself
In those pictures
Younger me once sew
The blanket on which
Older me now sleeps
Drifts in the past
Where we once cantered
We had no fears, we had no cares
There we once cantered
When we were young, me and my friends
I've lived a full life
I've reaped and sown my own share
Cradle of children
Harvest born of first seeds
I remember how I saw them bloom
Grow full of life
And how they faded away
Left in the fields
Where we once cantered
We had no fears, we had no cares
There we once cantered
When we were young, me and my friends
I am the line that's ending
I can now depart smiling
Wait for me one last moment
I'm on my way back to you
Where we once cantered
We felt no fea
Blind Greed (Fall of the Empire)Blind Greed (Fall of the Empire) in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Crystal Empire Trilogy
– Ponies with Battlelore
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Blind Greed (Fall of the Empire)
Tower rose in the winter night
Traveler's beacon in the arctic fields
Once it shone from the northern land
Mellowing the coldest of winds
"No constraints of flesh
May prevent my revival
My day of return will come
From the deep ice I rise once more…"
City that glows in light
Shining realm of knowledge and arts
Power from deepest of ties
Shimmered under the stars
Empire of the crystal kin
Until the days turned dark
Faded the lights into dim
I still remember the golden days, Empire of the North
Beacon of unity and love
Crystal Heart their guiding light
Realm of peace now tortured
Enslaved under your will
Tarnished the hearts of joy
How could you let it be ruined…
Seeds of their misery, countless distraught
Luna's Best Night Ever: 6Luna felt confident. The thousand niggling doubts that had clouded her mind evaporated with a smile and a chuckle. She felt like she could do anything, especially after what she had just said to Twilight. She looked up at the sky for a moment and realized that all she had done was admit to liking her, nothing more. Her victorious attitude deflated slightly as she imagined Twilight waving aside what she had said as little more than an acknowledgement of friendship. She made a silent vow to properly express herself when the next ideal moment came along.Luna's Best Night Ever: 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The streets were pleasantly quiet and Luna relished the peace. Vendors were packing away their goods and closing shop for the day and everypony was making the slow, lazy trip home from wherever their day had taken them. The setting sun turned their shadows into tall, majestic creatures that roamed the streets with elongated strides that carried them a few graceful inches before halting. Luna was too busy admiring them to notice the ponies
Luna's Best Night Ever 9Sleep always felt strange to Luna. It was like willingly entering a void, shutting out the world and entering a place where only she existed. Other ponies dreamed when night came, but often Luna felt like the hours she spent awake were the dream and the time she spent asleep was the cold reality, crushing loneliness mixed with a pleasant sense of calm and ease. It was a sensation she had grown used to during her imprisonment, albeit not by choice.Luna's Best Night Ever 9 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She opened her eyes lazily and yawned, hoof reflexively covering her mouth to politely conceal the action. One by one her senses sharpened and her connection to the waking world returned. The stars had progressed of their own volition and she took a deep breath, tracing their paths to work out how far along they were. Her eyes widened at the realization that hours, not just one or two, had passed since she had begun her nap. She hopped off of the couch and ran to the window. The cold light of morning was already beginning to tinge the horizon
Luna's Best Night Ever 10 Part 1Celestia giggled to herself as she lowered the last doll into place and tied a rope around it, attaching the other end to the large metal spring. With a flick of her horn she levitated pigments from their pots and gave the blank face the scariest expression she could think of. It ended up somewhere between terrifying and shocking, and she smiled as she examined her work. Silver Verve would be coming back any minute now, and when his hooves caught the thin tripwire in the doorway it would spring the trap, locking him in a wicker cage and dangling the hoof-crafted horrors over him.Luna's Best Night Ever 10 Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Celestia smirked. It would serve him right for the stunt he pulled with the mane gel. Addressing the court at Canterlot with an afro was anything but dignified, especially when everypony was too intimidated to mention it. She wondered if Luna had put him up to it, or if he simply felt inclined to continue the prank war on her behalf while she was away.
The sound of hoofsteps from the hallway caught her attenti
Luna's Best Night Ever: 3Luna pulled the last of the confetti from her mane and tail. She sighed and tossed it over the side of the chariot, watching the colorful paper drift away. Celestia had given her a proper sending off, complete with banners saying things like "Do your best!" and "Go, Luna, go!" Luna wondered whether her sister was using her pranks and outrageousness as a coping mechanism or a punishment. Possibly both, she mused, a hoof resting on the suitcase where her own coping mechanism lay. She had insisted that Abby's suitcase remain by her side for the duration of the trip and managed to keep even Celly from seeing inside it.Luna's Best Night Ever: 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was somewhat saddening to think about for too long at once and Luna attempted to distract herself with mental games. She counted the clouds and imagined what object their shapes represented. Surely there was an artist among the weather patrol, because each fluffy lump of white was carefully sculpted into a delicate floral arrangement. The trails of vapor connecting each o
Luna's Best Night Ever: 7The front door was locked and Luna felt awkward standing there in the long silence between knocking and Twilight finally opening the door. Luna ached all over and smelled vaguely of sweat, blood and dirt. She could still feel the chill along her horn from the black fire, and although she supposed it was keeping a splitting headache from forming it was uncomfortable in its own way. She smoothed out her mane and tail as best she could and was in the process of wiping her horn down a second time when the handle turned.Luna's Best Night Ever: 7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Welcome back, Luna."
Twilight was absolutely beaming and Luna momentarily forgot where her hoof was rubbing until Twilight's cheeks began to turn pink, then light red. Luna's face lit up scarlet as she released her horn and her hoof made an audible thud as it struck the ground. Both of them attempted smiles that did little to make the situation any less embarrassing for either of them. The silence dragged on and Twilight gave a small cough. Luna faltered for a moment befor
Worth Suffering ForThe night air was brisk to say the least, and Rarity would have much preferred to be inside and out of the harsh chill. It definitely wasn't something she delighted in. Harsher still, though, was the expression on Sweetie Belle's face, and the glare with which she had looked at Rarity after her failed attempt to reconcile. Rarity watched, shocked, as Applebloom and Sweetie Belle walked away, their forms receding from the campfire and fading into the darkness of the woods. She hesitated for a moment and sighed softly, glancing at Applejack. She took a few steps towards her, trying to keep her voice low enough that the fillies wouldn't overhear.Worth Suffering For in Short Stories More Like This
"Well, that apology went swimmingly. Applejack, why do you have to be so good and make me look so bad?"
Applejack chuckled and gestured to the unicorn.
"Oh Rarity, once again you're thinkin' about yourself. Bein' sisters is a give and take. You've been doin' a whole lotta takin', but you haven't been doin' a whole lotta givin'."
Rarity thought fo
Luna's Best Night Ever: 4The punch was cool and refreshing, if a little bland. Luna sipped it slowly and watched the other ponies at the party as they chatted and played. The music, some new style called "pop" that she had never heard of, was playing loudly and served as the backdrop for the event. The cheerful melodies reflected the happiness that everypony else was feeling. Luna finished her glass and refilled it for the third time, taking another bite from one of the cupcakes forming a neat stack on her plate. They were much too sweet for her taste but she continued to eat them in small, refined nibbles.Luna's Best Night Ever: 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The moment everypony had seen her enter Luna's instincts told her to run. Instead the sudden shock of being in the spotlight had frozen her in place, sitting on the floor and unable to budge.
"Luna? Are you OK?"
She needed a way to escape the situation or shift focus away from her. Her mind searched for answers while her eyes scanned the room.
"Is something wrong? Oh! I didn't ask if you have a heart cond
Luna's Best Night Ever: 5Luna spent the rest of the party with her eyes glued to the necklace. Neither of the other two Elements present at the party had manifested a focus for their power, which made it all the more troublesome that the pink mare had apparently called hers forth. Luna hoped that it was instinctive, a reflex action. The Element of Laughter had told her to lighten up, perhaps it was just something that happened whenever they were embodying their nature to its fullest extent. The troubling part was that nopony besides her seemed to even notice it existed.Luna's Best Night Ever: 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She decided to ask Twilight once she had the nerve again. After having studied the Elements for so long under Celestia's orders she'd surely have some sort of explanation for it, especially if it was innate magic like that of a unicorn. She was so lost in thought that she collided with something soft and purple. She blinked and found herself face to face with Twilight's flank. Twilight turned to look at her, eyebrow raised. Luna let out a soft,
Luna's Best Night Ever 8Luna had expected the panicking. Being honest and open was refreshing, but she knew that it also had consequences. Twilight's stunned expression and slight, nervous twitch seemed to indicate that the consequence of telling the truth about the gala and Nightmare Moon was the total mental collapse of the purple mare.Luna's Best Night Ever 8 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Nightmare Moon is... back?"
Luna nodded and Twilight's mouth moved, forming words that came out as faint whispers and quiet babbling.
"Twilight? I... didn't mean to hide it from you. I was ashamed of what I had done at the gala, and I still am. I've been trying to figure out the best possible way to correct things and-"
"That's not what I'm worried about. How long have you known?"
Twilight's eyes were focused and her fear seemed to have rapidly shifted to anger. Luna wondered if being screamed at by Twilight for making a huge mess of things was better or worse than having to fight Nightmare Moon again on her own.
"Known... about Fluttershy?"
Twilight nodded, standing up.
Luna's Best Night Ever 10 Part 2Silver Verve stared at Celestia, eyes wide. The princess returned her gave to the gardens and sighed. He looked down at the floor, the gears in his head whirling. He stood up slowly, shaking his head.Luna's Best Night Ever 10 Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I... I don't believe it. So Luna is... was... Nightmare Moon?"
"Some small part of her was transformed by Discord, as damaged and fragmented as the moon was by the time he was done with it. And while my magic could pull together the pieces of the moon and bind them together once more, there was nothing I could do for my sister. By the time I realized that the Elements of Harmony were the key to mending her broken mind, she had already been consumed."
The colt shuddered slightly as he pictured Luna, wrapped in a veil of shadows and transforming the landscape into a twisted nightmare realm.
"So what are you going to do, princess?"
Celestia's lips curved into a wry smile. Her eyes narrowed slightly as she turned to face Silver, smiling broadly.
"Do? I've already done it. I
Equestria Boys: Beginning Scene[Our movie opens up in the streets of The Crystal Empire. Lord Dusk Shine and his friends are heading towards the Crystal Palace.]Equestria Boys: Beginning Scene in Comedy More Like This
Applejack: Hoo-wee! Your very first Lord’s summit. You must be over the moon, Dusk.
Lord Dusk Shine: I am feeling pretty excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
Bubble Berry: [pops up out of nowhere] You're nervicited! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "I’M AWSOME!!!" But you also wanna curl up in a little ball [curls up into a little ball] and hide at the same time! [Gets back up. The Transformers sound effect plays when he does this] We've all been there! [ruffles Dusk’s mane]
Butterscotch: [to himself] I feel like that all the time...
Applejack: You've got no reason to worry, Dusk. Everything's gonna be just-
Elusive: [interrupts loudly] Dusk Shine! [calms down] Oh, apologies my good man, but I just realized you're not wearing your Lord’s helmet. You haven't forgotten it back in Ponyville, ha
A Canterlot Wedding: Part 2 (Stallion Version)[Our story opens in a dark cavern. Dusk Shine is using his horn to illuminate his surroundings.]A Canterlot Wedding: Part 2 (Stallion Version) in Drama More Like This
Dusk Shine: [calls out] Hello! [walks forward] Can anyone hear me? [Dusk Shine bumps into a crystal wall. Prince Bolero can be heard laughing manically in the distance.] Where am I? [Suddenly Lord Bolero's face appears in the crystal walls.]
Lord Bolero: You're in the caves beneath Canterlot, once home to selfish unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison.
Dusk Shine: [Scared] Help! Anypony!
Lord Bolero: [evil chuckle] It's no use. No one can hear you. And no one will ever think to look for you, either. Most ponies have forgotten that these caves even exist. That's why they're the perfect place to keep anyone who tries to muck up my plans. Mhahahahaha
Dusk Shine: [worried] Plans What plans?
Lord Bolero: [gets a very naughty look on his face] The plans I have for your sister.
Dusk Shine: [Enraged] If you hurt my sister, I swear to Solaris,
Mare in the Moon: Part 2 (Stallion Version)Knight Terror Nebula: Muhahahaha!Mare in the Moon: Part 2 (Stallion Version) in Drama More Like This
Mayor: Seize him! Only he knows where Lord Solaris is! [Several guard pegasi take flight and charge Anarchy Knight]
Knight Terror Nebula: Stand back, weaklings! [Uses magic to effortlessly repel the guards before disappearing into a strange black mist]
Rainbow Blitz: [Brakes free of Applejack's grasp and chases after the black mist] Come back here! [loses the trail] Nighttime? Forever? [Notices Dusk Shine heading towards the library] Where's he going?"
[Next Scene: Inside Dusk Shine's library. Barbara is still passed out and is laying in a small bed.]
Barbara: [Talking in her sleep] Uh... We gotta stop Knight Terror Nebula...
Dusk Shine: [Tucks Barbara in] You've been up all night, Barb. You are a baby dragon after all. [Leaves Barbara and heads to the bookcase downstairs] Elements, elements, elements... [flips through many books] Ugh! How can I stop Knight Terror Nebula without the Elements of Harmony?
Rainbow Blitz: [Flies in an
Putting Your Hoof Down (Stallion Version)[Our story opens inside Butterscotch's cottage. He is feeding the animals.]Putting Your Hoof Down (Stallion Version) in Drama More Like This
Butterscotch: [ringing a bell] Lunch time! Who's hungry? [pours animal feed on the floor] Plenty for everypony. [the animals begin eating very quickly] Slow down, little guy.
[The animals stop to stare at Butterscotch for a moment before resuming their fast paced eating. Meanwhile, Lilitha is waiting impatiently for her food.]
Butterscotch: [pours the animal feed into Lilitha's bowl] Here you go, Lilitha. [Lilitha kicks the bowl away, and it lands on Butterscotch's head. Butterscotch removes the bowl and notices Lilitha appears to be holding back tears.] Okay, you win Miss Picky-Pants. [Retreaves a nice salad from the table] Carrots, lettuce, and apples, eat up! [Lilitha start crying] What but
[Lilitha demonstrates her dislike of the salad by putting the cucumber in her mouth, turning green, and pretending to die.]
Butterscotch: But- Then, what will you eat? [Lilitha runs off a
The Mare in the Moon: Part 1 (Stallion Version)[A book appears before us and slowly opens to a narrator's voice. He has a strong, authoritative voice, but one that is also kind. Similar sounding to Patrick Stewart]The Mare in the Moon: Part 1 (Stallion Version) in Drama More Like This
Narrator: Once upon a time in the honorable land of Equestria. There were two regal brothers who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used his unicorn magic to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two brothers' maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies.
But as time went on, the younger brother became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day his elder brother brought forth, but shunned and slept through his beautiful night.
One fateful day, the younger alicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder brother tried to reason with him, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transfor
Magic Duel (Stallion Version)[Our story opens in the dark, rainy alleyways of an unspecified city. A mysterious cloaked figure is making his way through the darkness. The hooded pony enters a shady looking store and begins to search through the store’s wares. Suddenly a light comes on and an old hag steps forward. She is the shopkeeper.]Magic Duel (Stallion Version) in Drama More Like This
Shopkeeper: May I help you sonny? [moves behind the counter] Hmm, something drew you to my shop... something powerful.
[the hooded stallion points to an ominous looking amulet behind the desk]
Shopkeeper: Ah, you have a keen eye. The Alicorn Amulet is one of the most mysterious and powerful of all the known magical charms.
[The hooded stallion motions that he wants to buy the Amulet]
Shopkeeper: [calmly] I’m sorry, but it’s not for sale... it’s far too dangerous.
[The hooded stallion drops a huge bag of gold coins on the table.]
Shopkeeper: [changes her tone] Would you like that gift wrapped?
[The mysterious hooded stallion approaches the Alicorn Amulet
The Ticket Master (Stallion Version)[Opening Scene: Dusk Shine and Applejack are doing some farm work. Barbara is sorting through a basket of apples.]The Ticket Master (Stallion Version) in Drama More Like This
Barbara: No. Nope. Nope
Applejack: Thank a million, Dusk, for helping me out. I bet Macareina I could get all these golden delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, she's gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one of pappy's old coveralls. [snickers]
Dusk Shine: No problemo , Applejack. I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry.
Barbara: I know, right? [Tosses one of the apples. It lands on Dusk Shine's head.]
Dusk Shine: [Annoyed] Seriously? Barb, you've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked.
Barbara: Exactly. You two are taking so long, I missed snack-time.
Dusk Shine: [His stomach growls] Well I guess we better get some food.
Barbara: [looks through more apples] Nope. Worm. A-ha! [pulls out a perfect apple]
Dusk Shine: Oh Barb, that looks delicious. [Barbara eats the apple] [annoyed] Barb!
The Return of Harmony: Part 1 (Stallion Version)[Our story opens up in the Canterlot Royal gardens. Cherryloo is leading his students on a field trip through the statue garden.]The Return of Harmony: Part 1 (Stallion Version) in Drama More Like This
Cherryloo: I want to start our field trip here in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. [points to a statue of 3 ponies playing together] That one over there represents "Friendship". [calls out to Applebuck and his friends who are falling behind.] Alright students, this one represents "Victory". [A statue of a stallion with a long mane holding a flag.]
Scooteroll: How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?
Applebuck: [sarcastic] Cool if you were actually victoryful at somethin'.
Sweepy Bell: That's not a word!
Scooteroll: [annoyed] What are you, a dictionary?
Cherryloo: [calls out annoyed] Boys! [The CMC boys quickly head over to the teacher] Now this is a really interesting statue. [Points at a strange looking statue] What do you notice about it?
[The statue is of a strange creature. It has the arms of a lioness a
Baby Cakes (Stallion Version)[Our story opens inside Ponyville hospital. The stallion six are looking into the maternity ward at the newborn foals.]Baby Cakes (Stallion Version) in Comedy More Like This
Applejack: Can you believe the new baby is finally here?
Dusk Shine: Coffee Cake and Cream Cake must be really proud.
Elusive: I wonder if it's a colt or a filly.
Bubble Berry: [his face is pressed up to the glass] I wanna see the new baby pony! I wanna see! Which one is it?!
Coffee Cake: [inside the ward] Meet our daughter, Angel Cake. [Lowers the blankets to reveal a cream colored pegasus filly.]
Butterscotch: [staring cheery eyed] She's so cute!
Mr. Cake: [approaches a 2nd crib] And our son, Cheese Cake. [Lowers the blanket to reveal a yellow unicorn colt.]
[The stallion six are all surprised.]
Bubble Berry: Two new foals for us to get to know? That's two, two, two times the awesomeness! This is the greatest day ever! [suddenly appears inside the maternity ward] We need to celebrate your birthday, babies, 'cause you were just born today! Woohoo! [prepair
Equestria Boys Part 3: What Am I?[Dusk Shine awakens in a grassy area. He opens his eyes slowly when he hears Barb’s voice.]Equestria Boys Part 3: What Am I? in Comedy More Like This
Barb: [off camera][confused] Um… Dusk?
Dusk Shine: Huh? Barb! [A small, fluffy, fru fru, purple and green dog comes in view]I thought Lord Solaris said... [Looks closely at the dog] Barb? Are you a dog?
Barb: [looks over her new body] I... think so. [wags her puffy tail] But... I have no idea what you are!
Dusk Shine: What do you mean- [Dusk Shine examines his front hooves… only to discover that they have been replaced by a pair of hands. The camera zooms out to reveal that Dusk Shine is now a young human man of about 17 years.]
[Dusk Shine just sits there horrified for a few seconds before fainting over backwards.]
Barb: [Starts licking Dusk Shine’s face] Dusk, [Dusk wakes] you have to get it together.
Dusk Shine: [woozy] Wha… What does the rest of me look like?
Barb: [looks over the young man] Um, like you. Only not you. Your muzzle's really small.
The Invader falls in love Ch2The desperate callsThe Invader falls in love Ch2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Why haven't they answered my calls!" the EX-invader cried.
It's been already 2 years that he found out about his mission.during the 5 years on Earth, Zim has change by his height, He discovered that Human food helps him grow by all the nasty ingredients it has. Zim suffered in the beginning but he was desperate to become as tall as his horrible Tallests. Zim has now proudly reach 6'6. His clothes and disguise hasn't changed, but his looks did or so the girls in Skool say. He gave up his whole dream of taking over the earth, now he really wished to take revenge on his planet, especially the Tallest for the horrible lies they did to him. He discovered that he was sent to die, not to regain the trust he wished from his Tallest, What made him more furious from this horrible news was to hear that he is a defective. Since then he had been trying to contact the so called Resisty's to assist him but it's been a month already that he tried to contact them and have not
The invader falls in love ch10can you...help zim?The invader falls in love ch10 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let you know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.
"Very clever Agent Mothman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see you back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed you or something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy me, yeah that'll be the day
"Of course not, I just needed a little break from this paranormal thing. But now I'm back and this time I will assure you that we will catch zim once and for all" Dib said.
"Let just hope that happens, before he gets away with anything he is planning. Oh and by the way we've recently mailed you those games for your sister, if she gives us more inf
The invader falls in love ch11crying shows weaknessThe invader falls in love ch11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dib was so nervous of Gaz's absents and was thinking the worst already; she was only 5 minutes late.
"She's not here yet, something has happened and it's my fault. Because of me Gaz can be in danger, defenseless and alone, without her brother. What if Zim is using her for his evil and stuff?" Dib said out loud, he was sweating and his hands were trembling in fear. He then stood instantly; his fear he had a minute ago went away and stood in a heroic pose
"No, I won't let Zim harm my little sister, I'M COMING GAZ!!!"
He ran toward the door and once he opened it he then collides with someone and both fell to the floor. He boosts himself up and saw someone familiar underneath him, it was Gaz.
"Gaz your ok!" he cried happily.
"Dib, if you don't get off me I will shred that head of-"Gaz wasn't able to finish her sentence, for she was interrupted by Dib's tight hug.
"Oh Gaz I was so worried, I thought that I lost you. For a moment I thought I was go
The invader falls in love ch9The invader falls in love ch9 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Now that there are no humans present to hear me, May I ask why are you suddenly interested in Zim?" he asked without making eye contact with her.
"I already told you Zim, I just thought it would be interesting to know what Aliens like you do differently from us humans" Gaz said and she continued to read the paper.
"Gaz Membrane is finally fascinated in Aliens, the next thing I will hear from you is that you want to be a paranormal investigator. I guess Zim has just found Dib's perfect assistant. "Zim teased.
"Hey just bacause I find you ALIENS interesting does not mean I'll become Dib's clone freak!" Gaz said.
Zim smirked; He could picture Gaz in Dib's place. He couldn't help but laugh at that thought which of course was pissing off Gaz.
"What's so funny?" Gaz asked as a growl escaped from her throat.
"Nothing, I'm just trying to picture you in Dib's place." Zim said as he chuckled "and I must say that you don't fit in to this paranormal kind of thing. I
The Invader falls in love Ch7Smeet?The Invader falls in love Ch7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Both Zim and Gaz gazed at the baby, Curious Zim poked it.
Suddenly a giggle was heard from the baby; terrified Zim jumped behind Gaz. Gaz rolled her eyes at his sudden reaction and hold the baby in her arms.
"Relax zim, it just giggled no need to be scared" Gaz said looking at zim behind her; she had detected that he was trembling. When he took notice of Gaz's gaze, he stood and took the baby away from Gaz's grip.
"Zim, scared of a stupid human toy? Nonsense" He said as he returned to his seat. Zim look intently at the baby and poked him once more. The little baby giggled again, which to zim's surprised he quite enjoyed to hear its silly laugh.
Gaz observed zim; he continuously played with 'their' baby or smeet as he called it. She smiled but then vanished a second before Zim became aware of it.
"You act as if you've never seen a baby before" Gaz said.
"I haven't, I've only heard of them" Zim said. Gaz raised her eyebrow in question but before she could ask
The Invader falls in love Ch4I'm with stupidThe Invader falls in love Ch4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim said as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim said as he entered his class. The School Bell hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her seat and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.
"Hello Dib-sister" Zim said as he pulled a desk to sit next to her.
"Don't bother me Zim, I'm in the zone" Gaz said without turning to look at him, apparently she was too busy trying to pass this last level. Zim just stared at her, noticing how much Gaz has changed over the years. He looked from bottom to top and he had to admit she looked very attractive for a human. If she were I
The invader falls in love ch14Somewhere far in spaceThe invader falls in love ch14 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"My Tallest, we have checked Zim's Daily doings as you requested. We've discovered some intriguing things he's been doing during his banishment that I'm sure you may like to hear" The Irken soldier said.
"Really, Well tell us soldier what have you discovered?" Tallest Red asked.
"Yes tell us, what this 'defective' been doing these past few years?" Purple asked in a bored tone.
"We'll ever since he found out about his exile he has been seeking revenge, I've heard him talking about how he will destroy the Irken planet and the armada. But he figured that doing it alone will be a big challenge, so he has tried to converse with the Resisty to persuade them to assist him to battle us." The Irken soldier explained.
Purple and Red look at each other for a moment and turned back to the soldier, and then in a matter of seconds both of the tallest had burst out laughing. They just couldn't believe that Zim has wasted all this time to try and think of a plan to destroy
The invader falls in love ch15"This is stupid" Gaz said while she poured milk onto her cereal.The invader falls in love ch15 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dib had been trying to convince his sister the whole morning to take some spy cameras and put each one in a different room inside Zim's base. As he predicted Gaz had refused to do it, she told him that Zim would right away discover that she is helping him and might not allow her to go to his house again. Which is something Gaz didn't want, she doesn't want to work on the project by herself.
"Come on Gaz, all you have to do is put these spy cameras somewhere Zim might not see it. Gir did it last time for me, if that stupid robot can do it so can you."
Gaz gave Dib a glare, she really despised helping Dib for paranormal stuff. Sometimes she wonders why Dib still loves it, many times had people made fun of him for believing in ghost, big foot and other weird creatures. But yet he still believes, and even though he's not treaded well by his own people he still goes and tries to save everyone from Danger. Gaz is act
The Invader falls in love Ch3*High skool library*The Invader falls in love Ch3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dib and Gaz had arrived to skool in time, because behind them was a huge line of kids who also needed to pick up their schedules or skool ID's. Dib already received his, he really wasn't excited to see that he had English class but was a little happy to see that he had space and science. Gaz hated the classes she had except Art class; she was going to be with Dib in English and Algebra class. She was thinking about changing her classes after skool, trying to avoid hearing Dib yelling out all his nonsense about aliens and Bigfoot during class.
"Hey Gaz, look who's here" Dib pointed at the green boy who was entering the skool Library. "I know he's up to something Gaz, I just know it" He said.
"Dib, Zim has been on earth for over 4 years already and hasn't done anything. He even told you that he gave up taking the world, just drop it already" Gaz said while she was taking out from her pocket her game slave 4.
"That's what he wants us to think, I know he's lying and I'
The Invader falls in love Ch5Dib's propositionThe Invader falls in love Ch5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Zim stared at Gaz's reaction toward Ms. Jackson. He was impressed of how much fear the human can cause to others, he enjoyed it and at the same time it angered him because he wanted to be the one who would cause fear and destruction towards the humans.
She is not like any other filthy human on earth; she's different, in an evil kind a way. 'If Gaz were an Irken Invader she would be able to take over more than 10 planets in a snap of her fingers' he thought as he observed her.
Gaz felt his stare and turned to face him, she gave him a glare but Zim didn't look away instead he smirked at her.
"You know Dib-sister, for a human you're not so bad. If I take over the earth someday, I might spare your life and make you my special slave "Zim said.
Gaz raised an eyebrow in confusion, but then chuckled "first of all, don't even bother to say that Zim, you and I both know that you taking over the earth will never happen. You even told my brother that you gave up on ta
Spark Chapter 1Chapter 1Spark Chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rainbow Dash lay on a cloud, head in her hooves, looking out at nothing in particular. She had to keep her gaze down to keep the sun out of her eyes, and ended up pony-watching. Nothing in particular was going on; it was early enough in the summer that the heat hadn't gotten bad, but after planting season. Ponies went about their business in the late morning, a few deciding on an early lunch while most ran errands or still worked. Nothing special at all. At least, until she saw Fluttershy rushing through town with full saddlebags. It was odd enough to see Fluttershy in such a hurry, let alone with her packs. Rainbow Dash decided to see what her longtime friend was up to and took off from her cloud. She easily caught up to her Fluttershy by flying just above the ground.
"Hey Fluttershy. What's up?" she asked, making her flight look casual next to the hurried pony.
"Twilight said it was an emergency!" Fluttershy explained. It really came out more in gasps; Fluttershy was hardly
Spark Chapter 7Chapter 7Spark Chapter 7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Twilight, you look so worried." Celestia said, eyes on Twilight. The young magician swallowed, trying to keep a straight face. Celestia's eyes narrowed.
"Tell me what troubles you, my little pony."
The words lurched from Twilight's mouth. "We found Luna's diary!" her eyes widened.
"Sister." Celestia called. "Come out now. It's time to let in the light." Twilight looked over her shoulder. She noticed a flash of green light under the door. It creaked open.
"Luna, no!" Twilight told her.
"I must, Twilight. We shall stand strong together." Luna stepped out of the door.
Meanwhile, in the Ponyville Library, a piece of paper came from nowhere and floated gingerly down onto the face of a pegasus sleeping on the library floor. The pegasus, still asleep, tried to blow the paper off of her.
Shall you now?" Celestia asked. She turned to Twilight. "It's time to sleep, my little pony."
Twilight stumbled. "Twilight!" Luna called her name, but it sounded so distant. Her eyelids grew
Spark Chapter 4Chapter 4Spark Chapter 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After the Princess left, Twilight was determined to get to studying. She wasn't too clear on how she was going to go about retrieving her books - maybe another teleport was in order. Twilight was just getting ready when a knock on the door interrupted her concentration. She groaned, knowing she had to answer it before Luna was disturbed.
"Wha- Oh, Spike!" Twilight was surprised to find her assistant crossly tapping his foot outside the door. He came in without her invitation.
"Where were you, Twi?" he asked, clearly indignant. "You were gone for hours! Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when you're lying to the Princess of Equestria?"
"One of." Twilight corrected. "And sadly, yes. I'm sorry Spike." gears turned in her head. She couldn't have spent more than an hour and a half searching for books, probably less. Yet Spike was right - it was already well into the afternoon, several hours having passed from when she began her venture. Twilight wondered just what
Spark Chapter 5Chapter 5Spark Chapter 5 in Short Stories More Like This
Luna was holding up well on the walk to the library, though Twilight could read the strain on her face. She didn't really know how to behave. what was expected of her? What should she do? Should she treat Luna like a fillyfriend? That didn't even answer any questions, given that Twilight had the dating experience of a particularly socially inept rock.
"Twilight? What's going through your mind?" Luna asked. Twilight realized she had been staring.
"Ah, uh...I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I don't know what to do, I mean, about...us?" the term seemed so foreign, so odd to apply. Luna both blushed and smiled, equal parts embarrassed and elated. At least Twilight knew she wasn't alone.
"You needn't worry. All you've done, and still you want to do more." she leaned over as they walked and nuzzled the side of Twilight's neck, playing with her mane. Twilight nickered, ticklish.
"There is generosity, but there is sacrifice. For my sake, please, do not go too far."
Spark Chapter 8Chapter 8Spark Chapter 8 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The tables were beginning to turn. Twilight was finding more time between Celestia's attacks. Celestia still underestimated her, after all this. Twilight understood now. She had access to the plane of magic - and more than that, she was home there. Part of her mind stayed on that plane, sensing what it could. Celestia's attacks were easier to spot from there. Occasionally the alicorn moved through the sunlight, meager as it was, but Twilight could trace her. In fact, when she did that, Twilight began to figure things out. She could feel the magical shroud around Celestia. The shell she wore. It came from the elements of harmony, and Twilight was beginning to see how the elements could be used to break it, just as they had with Nightmare Moon. There was one piece missing, however. Twilight needed to find the Celestia, the real Celestia, inside the prison. The real Luna had still be inside, strong enough to endure, but she worried that if she destroyed Celestia, she would truly
Spark Chapter 6Chapter 6Spark Chapter 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight skimmed through the diary. Luna had fallen asleep; willing oneself strong only went so far, especially when sick, and she needed to be ready to guide the moon down. She lay at Twilight's feet, a book as a pillow. A voice in Twilight's head had been telling her to just lay down beside her, keep her warm....Twilight had never been smitten before, and surprised herself constantly with the thoughts that ran through her head. But she turned it all into fuel for her study. To figure out what was making Luna sick. Something told her to keep going through the diary. At some point, she had decided, she was going to have to introduce Luna and Rarity to each other for real, given the Princess's professed love of gems (how would the night sky look in rubies, not diamonds, she asked her diary at one point) and pretty things in general. It was also uncanny at times reading about Luna trying to study or practice magic (studying being much more hands on when you were inventing liter
Spark Chapter 2Chapter 2Spark Chapter 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Good evening." Luna greeted Twilight as the young unicorn stepped onto the same balcony as the princess. It had been just beyond their rooms, facing slightly off of south, giving a few of the city below. Canterlot had not fallen asleep yet; carts traveled to their final destinations of the day, couples went about for dinner, shopkeeps began to close up for home. Twilight bowed her head in greetings as she stepped out.
"Celly dotes on me so, it's a little embarrassing." Luna looked past Twilight to the two guards nearby. Twilight gave a nervous smile. She wondered - was this Celestia trying to protect her younger sister, or protect others from her little sister?
"How are you feeling?" she asked to shift the conversation. So far, Luna, while soft-spoken, didn't seem so poorly. Her opinion shifted slightly when Luna hung her head and let out a long sigh.
"So tired. And the night hasn't even begun. Once upon a time I relished this time of day, if only because I knew at least for
To Be An AlicornSweet Apple Acres was a busy place in the spring. Two young stallions walked the fields with plows in tow, while a mailpony dragged in shipments of seeds and tools, and a couple more ponies were visible amonst the apple trees. Adding to the general bustle was a visitor to the farm who gingerly stepped out of the sky, looked around, and opened the gate into the main homestead area. A filly, not quite yet a mare, with a light green coat and straw-colored hair and baskets strapped to her saddle had been trotting through the area, and noticed the visitor first. She stopped dead in her tracks, eyes as big as the moon.To Be An Alicorn in Short Stories More Like This
"Oh, hello." the visitor said. "I'm here to see Applejack. Is she around?"
"G-great-granny Applejack?" the filly asked. The visitor paused, and nodded. The young pony kept her eyes on the visitor and pointed towards the barn. There, in a rocking chair, an ancient mare sat with a worn brown steltson covering her eyes. Her coat was gray but with a healthy sheen, a
50 Ways to Piss Off Rock Lee1. Get him an eyebrow waxing kit50 Ways to Piss Off Rock Lee in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Go on and on about how awesome Neji is
3. Make sexual references to his hidden lotus
4. Ask if the Primary Lotus attack is just an excuse to grope people
5. Dont believe him when he denies it
6. Tell him Sakura has agreed to marry Sasuke
7. Steal his jumpsuit (note: he probably has extras in his closet, so steal those too)
8. Tie him up so he cant escape
9. Eat curry in front of him (while hes tied up)
10. Glomp him, then tell him you prefer Neji
11. Sing Gai and Lee sitting in a tree
12. Ask why he doesnt just admit his love for Gai already, since everyone else already knows
13. Lock Gai in the closet
14. Taunt Lee that hell NEVER find him
15. Play Gaara vs Lee over and over and over
16. When he mentions Gai, put your hand on his shoulder comfortingly and say He raped you, didnt he?
17. Whenever he walks into a room play Kung Fu Fighting
18. Whenever he w
50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara1. Tell him Sasori loves him50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Ask if its fun to be Uke
3. Take his clay
4. Replace it with Play-Doh
5. Steal his eye-scope
6. Paint it pink
7. Show him SasoDei
8. Show him ItaDei
9. Wink and tell him you know of a good use for the mouths on his hands
10. Say un at the end of your sentences to mock him
11. Run around yelling I win! My art wins! (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)
12. Ask if hes depressed
13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers
14. Tell him his sculptures suck
15. Steal Itachis mascara and put it in his room
16. Inform him that black nail polish is soooo last year
17. Offer him speech therapy
18. Tell him Gaara has a crush on him
19. Go up to him and say Excuse me miss, but I-oh! Hey Deidara!
20. Keep emphasizing how EASILY Itachi beat him
21. Side with Sasori in all of their arguments
22. Call him Dei-chan
23. Tell him art is boring
24. Every time he says art is a bang, yell
50 Ways to Piss Off Kakashi1. Run up to him and yank off his mask50 Ways to Piss Off Kakashi in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Stare at him for a minute, then pull it back up and say You look better this way
3. Tell him Gai is way sexier than he his
4. Tell him his Sharingan is just a cheap rip off, and he shouldnt go around ripping other peoples eyes out
5. Go up to him and ask, Who cuts your hair? Beavers?
6. Tell him he forgot to put on matching eyes this morning
7. Ask if hes old because he has gray hair
8. Show him GaiKakashi
9. Show GAI GaiKakashi
10. Steal all his Icha Icha books
11. Replace them with Encyclopedia Britannica
12. Ask if he has gray hair...down THERE
13. Ask why he spends his mornings talking to rocks (the memorial stone)
14. If he tells you, pause for a moment, then ask why he talks to dead
15. Whenever he enters a room, play Sex Bomb
16. Sick Zabuza fangirls on him
17. Ask WHY he molests Naruto in their first training episode
18. Call Sasuke his mini-me
19. Proclaim t
50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame1. Take him to the aquarium50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Say you saw his mother there
3. Eat sushi in front of him. Loudly and voiolently.
4. Get sick, cough on him until he catches a cold
5. Feed him shark fin soup *while he's too sick to smell it*
6. Tell him Itachi's leaving him for Tobi
7. Ask if he and Itachi wear matching nailpolish because they're lovers
8. Show him KisaIta
9. Ask if he's REALLY seme
10. Say his sword looks like a giant tampon
11. Ask what the POINT is of wrapping up his blade
12. Ask if his sword is so ridiculously huge because he's compensating for something
13. When he walks into the room, play "Jaws"
14. When he walks into the room, play "I'm Blue"
15. Take him to a gay bar
16. Say he needs help. Big time.
17. Offer him some Prozac
18. Show him ZetsuKisa
19. Record his reaction and show the tape to Zetsu
20. Make pervy allusions to his "sword"
21. Spike his and Itachi's food with Viagra
22. Buy a weasel plush toy and say you found it in his room
23. Accuse him of bathing in blue Kool
50 Ways to Piss Off Gaara1. Call him the sandman50 Ways to Piss Off Gaara in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Ask where he got the contacts
3. Tell him he does a great job with his eyeliner
4. Hold an emo contest between him and Uchiha Sasuke
5. Declare him the clear winner
6. If he protests, show the scene when hes a kid and is trying to stab his wrists
7. Show him LeeGaa
8. Ask why hes always on bottom
9. Ask if hes wearing underwear under his robes
10. If he refuses to answer, assume this means no
11. Write ____ was here on his gourd
12. Blame Kankuro
13. Ask if itd kill him to just brush his hair
14. Get him green spandex for his birthday
15. Get a really SEXY picture of Lee in a heart shaped frame
16. Put it on his desk
17. Swear that its always been there
18. Stare at him for a long time
19. When he finally asks why youre staring, say you were just wondering when hed go all homicidal again
20. Ask if he still has his teddy bear
21. No matter what he answers, point and laugh
22. Buy him
50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke1. Tell him Itachi is the smex50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Ask WHY his hair looks like a chickens ass
3. Ask if he thinks anyone really believes that its natural
4. Show him ItaSasu
5. Tape him destroying your computer because of it
6. Sue him for it
7. Do a REALLY crappy Sharingan imitation
8. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a Pokemon ball
9. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping pong paddle
10. Sing Sasuke and Naruto sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
11. If he protests, show him the episode where they DO kiss
12. Ask if hes sad because his brother is stronger, sexier, NICER, and all around better than he is
13. Whenever he walks into a room, play the Emo Kid song
14. Ask if he cuts himself under the bandages on his arm
15. If he shows you his arm, claim the only reason there arent cutting scars is because he uses genjutsu
16. Give his fangirls the key to his house
17. Spike all his food with Viagra
18. Tell him Sakuras pregnant with his baby
50 Ways to Piss off Hidan1. Tell him Jesus loves him. Constantly50 Ways to Piss off Hidan in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Call his god Jasmin
3. Ask where he got the purple contacts
4. Start one of those jars where a person has to put in a nickel every time they curse
5. Have Kakuzu monitor the jar (you know he will ^^)
6. Ask if you can borrow his necklace
7. Write ____ was here on his scythe
8. Blame Deidara for it
9. Send him sex notes
10. Say theyre from Zetsu
11. Tell him he takes being emo to the extreme
12. Dress up as an emo and greet him as your brethren
13. Suggest that the two of you cut your wrists together
14. Laugh when his head gets cut off
15. Ask why the hell hes so annoying
16. Pat his shoulder and say Its okay to be gay
17. Tie him down and pierce his bellybutton
18. Steal his hair gel
19. Shave his head
20. Buy him the Bible for his birthday
21. Show him KakuHidan
22. Show him HidanSaku
23. Put disturbing pictures of Kakuzu up in his room
24. Ask when the two of them are getting married
Rising UpI've been broken.Rising Up in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I was left for dead.
You thought you could kill me
Its not that easy
But I've put your act behind me.
I refused to stand up anymore
After all the times you beat me down.
I laid there, face down and crying silently,
You think its funny
But I've put your act behind me.
I've been broken.
I've taken your lashes like a man.
I was crying, and I refused to stand.
You lit my soul on fire,
And laughed while you watched me burn.
I became ashes on the ground,
OH, but you never learned.
No, no, you'll never learn.
I remember nothing.
I hope it stays that way.
When your memories bring you misery,
Forgetting isn't easy,
But I've managed to put your acts behind me.
I feel nothing,
You used to make me so afraid.
I sat, alone and silently while cowering
You were overpowering
Your rage devouring me.
I've been broken,
But now I've been remade.
You can't stop me
I'll never be afraid.
And all of these scars
No, I don't think they're gonna heal.
So I'll wear them on my sleeves
Dragon Ball Unlimited! (The Story So Far)Last time on Dragon Ball GT...Dragon Ball Unlimited! (The Story So Far) in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
With the Shadow Dragons defeated, the universe could once more experience peace. The earth's greatest hero vanished into parts unknown, and even though for a time he was revered as its great savior time marched on, and the people forgot as people often do. The result was a planet Earth that was at peace with itself, and finally the Human race started to mature and could stand on its own two feet. The peaceful Namekians began trading with the Human beings, and eventually they even had settlers from each others respective worlds living among the natives. This change in Humanity marked a forward march in the growth of the galactic community, as more races began to make themselves known.
However, things were not copacetic by any means. Since the defeat of the Shadow Dragons, androids have been on the rise as a particular race of synthetic-humanoids. They are not trusted, though the grand majority of them are sensible and pacifistic. They have the same rights
Mamma's Love DrugFireflies and Candles;Mamma's Love Drug in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I have both in jars in my room.
An aqua flame against neon green light
Why does it have to be so soon?
A little boy, he died that day
Taken fresh from mother's womb.
So why did they make stay anyway
Locked away in his room?
They chain me with words and drugs,
They say it helps them cope.
I do it for my benefit,
Because they won't love me if I don't.
Mother can't you love me for me,
Or do the pills make you see
That little boy you always wanted me to be?
Mamma, I'm so sorry.
I hate the way these pills change my mind
I'm always on the low.
Thoughts of pain and suicide,
Or maybe just hitting the road.
Its like I'm trapped in my own head,
Contained by brick and mortar.
Mamma, it just doesn't feel right
That you've shut in all my light.
Another dose of apathy,
It makes my world so gray.
You tell this ghost you love me,
While I rattle on its chains.
I'm so sorry that I can't be
This picture of a better man.
I didn't think I was hurting anyone...
But I'm not hurting any
BeautifulHey can you see the forest through the trees,Beautiful in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Or do they even matter?
Do you count the rungs you climb up,
Or just focus on the ladder you scale?
All the details, they just derail you
From safely viewing the big picture
While all the notes in one song
Mean nothing until they all come together.
A single speck of sand is unimportant
But its here at the beach we decide to thank them
Staring at the sunset and looking at the colors
Like they were all separate hues better than the others.
One thing is not beautiful,
One person is not at all pretty.
No they need to have something driving them
Like love or pain or false piety.
This is how we see the painting with all the colors
All the brushstrokes in each and every direction
Making something worth the penny spent
To view it with eyes innocent and pure.
Oh, Beautiful! Its all so very beautiful.
Blood runs thick through the streets
With soldiers marching to the beat of the war drums
While everything burns. Watch the buildings burn down.
Blueman and Mr. DeathHere I sit again, in the darkness of my room with the light of the setting sun sticking its fingers through the blinds. Its tries to pry them open, to let itself say goodbye to me before it disappears behind the houses and hill in that set the mark for my horizon. I ignore it, my mind turning to darker thoughts. "Its not fair," I say aloud. "They forgot him. Why is he being punished for that?" I peer deeper into myself. "Why can't he come home again?" Parents were cruel, but this was a profound instance of absurdity. My brother had been thrown out for being angry that he was forgotten. He didn't have a room. They were supposed to build a room for him when my grandparents moved in. Instead, they threw him upstairs into a dark room with no furniture and a mattress on the floor. "Its only until we finish," they would say. They never finished, and now he's gone.Blueman and Mr. Death in Short Stories More Like This
I feel so much anger rise up inside of my breast I think it may constrict my heart. I raise my hand and strike my pillow once bef
Conflicted HeartsIt seems I've lost my friendConflicted Hearts in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
To the darkness that resides inside his heart.
It seems that this conflict within us
Is bound to tear our souls apart.
Its another dark day along my path,
With a satchel on my back.
A lonely road lies before me,
And this is all I really have.
I'm walking forward to go back to the start,
A setting sun watches me depart.
The crescent moon is keeping us apart,
My friend we're cursed with conflicting hearts.
Its a day of darkness,
Cowardice born of powerlessness.
Its a day of mourning,
The friend I had is so far beyond redemption.
I never thought we'd have to fight,
I never thought I'd have to take your life.
I never knew the pain you drew upon,
I didn't know just how far you were gone.
Now, its valor versus chaos,
Its darkness versus light.
Its an angel versus a dragon,
Its you versus I.
My friend, can't we go back to the start?
Remember when nothing could tear us apart?
We used be friends forever, you and I,
But now we suffer together, separated by Conflicted