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Quotes #23 | “Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you live!”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Quotes #14 | “My parents told me: "You've got to stop watching so much TV & read more!" ...so I turned on the subtitles”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Quotes #9 | “Not impressed with Jesus turning water into wine. I heard the Russians can turn potatoes into vodka!"

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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enjoy!
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Font used: Fresh to Death
Favourite, comment, watch. Thank you!
If you like what I do, you can support me by downloading it! The archive contains a wallpaper too!
Have an awesome day!
~TheUnforgiving~
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Font used: Viva la Revolutione
Favourite, comment, watch. Thank you!
If you like what I do, you can support me by downloading it!
Have an awesome day!
~TheUnforgiving~
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Hide in the clothes racks at Wal-Mart and when poeple come to browse, yell "Pick me! Pick me!"


Original plain t-shirt: [link]
Original dA logo: [link]
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Find someone sitting or standing by themselves and pass them a note reading: "I hid the body. What's next?"

Original blood splatter: [link]

Note: Just to be safe, maybe put "lol" or "JK" on the back or something so you won't get in trouble if something bad were to happen.
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Buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!!"

Original Parrot Image: [link]
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Quote by Nan Goldin.

Part of my One Hundred Quotes project, please read my journal [link] and here's the quick link to the rest of my entries [link]

I hope you like it, thanks for looking, do have a nice day :)
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Quote by Alan Moore in V For Vendetta.
Part of my One Hundred Quotes project - please read my journal [link]
Quick link to the rest of my entries [link]

Eh, something darker today. If this describes you, do take it off :hug:
I hope this puts a smile on your face, thank you for stopping by
Have a nice day
Joyce

- For Italian translations, please check out the wonderful arianna96's gallery [link]
- Admittedly, each quote has its limitations, and quotes tend to be too dogmatic at times. No malicious / nonsensical comments please!
- I read all comments and usually will reply to all, but it may take a little bit of time as I'm having pretty much on my plate now... I'll be freed in two weeks :)
- Keep smiling and enjoy!
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Quote by Winston Churchill.
Part of my One Hundred Quotes project - please read my journal [link].
Quick link to the rest of my entries [link]

I hope this helps you the slightest bit, thank you for stopping by
Have a nice day :)
Joyce
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The Secret teller would like to thank *CAStock for the stock image.

Send your secret to DeviantArtSecret@gmail.com

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This is part of an art project I'm doing. The basic idea is to write quotes or sayings onto stones (or any other natural object) and leave them in half-hidden places where people will find them.

If you have any quotes/sayings that you love, please share them with me and I can use them for my project. I don't want to google the word "quotes": I want phrases that mean something to someone.

They can be inspirational, thought-provoking, funny, stupid, or just little things that make you smile :)


quote courtesy of OwnsTheFunnyFarm
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This is part of an art project I'm doing. The basic idea is to write quotes or sayings onto stones (or any other natural object) and leave them in half-hidden places where people will find them.

If you have any quotes/sayings that you love, please share them with me and I can use them for my project. I don't want to google the word "quotes": I want phrases that mean something to someone.

They can be inspirational, thought-provoking, funny, stupid, or just little things that make you smile :)


quote courtesy of LadyBlackBriar
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This is part of an art project I'm doing. The basic idea is to write quotes or sayings onto stones (or any other natural object) and leave them in half-hidden places where people will find them.

If you have any quotes/sayings that you love, please share them with me and I can use them for my project. I don't want to google the word "quotes": I want phrases that mean something to someone.

They can be inspirational, thought-provoking, funny, stupid, or just little things that make you smile :)
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Name: Good for something ~ 341.366

"I know i'm good for something , I just haven't found it yet ."

I guess a lot of people feel this way .. well the people I know anyway . I have to choose my A-levels in about 2 weeks time and a lot of the people I know are worried because they don't really know what they want to do in the future . They say that 15/16 is such a young age to decide , and it's even more difficult if you don't know what you're good at . It got me thinking , and the quote really hit home when I saw it .. I don't really know what i'm good for either , but then again , I'm not too sure if photography counts for this . Oh well .
Just to be clear , this isn't my quote (: I heard it from somewhere and really like it .

Tumblr: [link]

Enjoy , comment & fave ! ☮

:icondonotuseplz::iconmyartplz:
All rights are reserved | 2012
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Name : Forgiven words ~ 19.366

Be careful what you say .. and espeically to who . I'll admit , I've said things to people I really wish I could take back because it was mean . I've learnt from mistakes now though , and I always think thigs through twice before saying them . Words can be hurtful , but you might just not know it . Be nice , and love everyone like you love yourself (:

This morning was freezing ! And I took this paper out in my garden and was taking photo's of it . My was shaking so much from the cold it was hard to get a clear image .. so I was standing there for a while . It didn't help that my neighbour was giving me weird looks from their window .

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Name: Chase your dreams ~ 282.366

"If you never chase your dreams , you will never catch them ."

Just a quote I heard that I thought that was quite special ..

Tumblr: [link]

Enjoy , comment & fave ! ☮

:icondonotuseplz::iconmyartplz:
All rights are reserved | 2012
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:iconsighingplz: *sigh*

~Quotes belong to the owners~
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Well? Can you?

If not, comment down below and I'll tell you the answer ;P

(Don't want to post the answer here in the description for those who like to try to figure stuff out themselves.)
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I almost cried when I read this..

PLEASE READ THE THING ABOVE!
AND PLEASE TELL OTHERS TO READ IT!
I think it's very sad.. but something people should read.


*Found on app*

Hope you like it :(


BTW:
I know I usually don't ask for much like asking you to read this *points to title* but.. I thought you guys SHOULD read this.
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Quotes about life,sadness,loneliness,love,depression,inspiration
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