Jobs Silver Shouldn't Be Doing1. DoctorJobs Silver Shouldn't Be Doing in Humor More Like This
"You're sick? Well that's what you get for being weak!" Silver shouted as he slammed his fists on the table.
"You all fail!"
The students gawked at their teacher. "B-but sir, this is our first day of sc-"
Silver didn't even give a chance for the child to speak. "I don't care! You all look weak! F's for all of you!"
"What? You want to play Barbie dolls?! Well too bad! I threw them into the fire because dolls are weak! Go sleep dammit!" Silver shouted at the poor 6-year old.
"Doctor, I have a problem " The patient began to speak as he lay on the couch.
"Well, I think I know what your problem is, boy," Silver said calmly. But his voice immediately changed as he said, "It's because you're weak!"
5. Ballerina Dancer
"This uniform is too tight! Why isn't my tutu black? You call that dancing?! My dead Sneasel can do better! Let me show you how a true man dance, you weakling!" Silver screamed as he beg
Ships in a Nutshell1. Conflicting (Mr Cocky VS Mrs Shy)Ships in a Nutshell in Humor More Like This
“So, I’m kinda impressed that you were able to beat my team,” Green scoffed arrogantly, one hand holding his waist while the other ruffled his big brown hair. A chuckle burst next. “Although you did win as beginner’s luck, even though this is our 7th battle. But then again, that doesn’t mean you can get cocky and rub it in my face- Hey!” After realizing that Leaf was already five steps away from him, Green gaped in shock. “Leaf! I’m talking to you!”
“Don’t talk to him, don’t talk to him, don’t talk to him…” Leaf muttered in silence as she quickened the pace, palms cupping her red hot cheeks.
As for Green, he couldn’t believe that a woman was actually walking away from him. Did I say something wrong???
2. Twinleaf (Mr Hasty VS Mrs God-Bless-Her-Soul-For-Tolerance)
“KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI
Weeping Whoopies1. ConflictingWeeping Whoopies in Humor More Like This
“Aw come on Leaf. Don’t cry.” Green shushed the petite girl as he brought her to his lap. Without a single trace of hesitance, he wrapped his arms around her, comforting his beloved Leaf. “I was just joking. I was just joking. Don’t cry, alright?” He kissed the top of her head, fighting a chuckle to hear a cute hiccup from his cute rival.
“N-no no no don’t cry!” Jun panicked as he saw tears streaming down her face. The boy began waving his hands in swift motion. His legs gave little frantic hops, mind boggling on how to comfort his woeful best friend. “Oh Arceus oh Arceus oh Arceus please don’t cry I didn’t mean too oh my Arceus aaaaa…!” His hands moved to his blonde hair, fingers scratching and twisting a few locks.
Fortunately, an idea came into mind.
Unfortunately, it was this: “I-if you don’t stop crying, I’ll fine you one million Pokedolla
Red 'N' Silver1. Red as DoctorRed 'N' Silver in Humor More Like This
"Doctor…" The patient coughed hoarsely, weak hands shivering on his knees. "I'm sick to the bone for two months. And I can't move my legs… Is there any way I can be healed, doctor?"
Red sat in front of him, calm eyes staring at his patient. Without a single word, he touched the man's forehead.
In less than a second, the patient felt fresh and completely healthy. "Woohoo! I feel like a new man! Thanks doc!" Skipping and singing an old tune, the man excitingly pranced to the door.
2. N as Stand Up Comedian
"So, people asked me why my last name is Gropius," N spoke to the crowd, right hand holding the microphone while left waving at his audience. With a dumb grin and a single eyebrow raised, the man answered, "I said to them, 'What can I say? It was only Natural that I got it!'" N laughed by himself, slapping his knee in giggling amusement.
The crowd went silent, however. And as for White? She began questioning her life choices.
3. Silver as Daycar
What Do1. NamelessWhat Do in Humor More Like This
"Yeah-" Green froze as Red stood very closely to him. Their bodies were only inches apart, Red's hands touching the young leader's waist. "R-Red what are you-"
"Shh," Red shushed him, voice husky like snow. The boy inched his face closer, causing Green to stay in utter bafflement. "Green…" He murmured, breath slowly slapping the tip of his nose. His hands roamed to the waistline of Green's pants. The brunette merely stood in silence, heartbeat pounding his ribcage at the sexual moment. He saw as Red moved closer. He smelt his scent wafting into his nostrils. Green too shut his eyes, lips slightly parting as reflex.
Suddenly, he felt a cold rush of wind on his – bare – legs.
Green looked down, only to see his pants being pulled down to the ground, revealing his bright yellow boxers.
The next thing he heard was hearty laugh.
It took less than a minute for Green to realize that he had been tricked. "RED YOU BASTARD!!"
"Good Arceus look a
Opposite Mayhem1. GreenOpposite Mayhem in Humor More Like This
“H-hey Leaf!” Green stammered as he waved at his female companion. The girl turned to meet his gaze, immediately causing him to flinch without reason. Taking one sharp breath, he looked at the girl. “N-nice to see you h-here. Your P-Pokémon looks stronger…!” Green choked a squeak as his nerves got the best of him. His hands shook. His teeth shattered.
The more he stared at Leaf, the more he felt jumpy and utterly nervous. “Oh Arceus I need to leave I’m stupid bye!” Spinning his heels – in which Green almost tripped on his own foot – he dashed off, leaving the confused Leaf.
“Man I’m healthy as fuck.” Wally stood tall on a cliff side. He took one long breath, fist pumping his chest as a sign of triumph. “Being healthy rocks!”
“Now now, if we take this route, we are able to reach the next city in sure time.” Jun fixed the bridg
Lover's Truth1. ConflictingLover's Truth in Romance More Like This
His hand caressed her face, sliding down to her left cheek. His green eyes gazed into the pair of gentle browns. Both held such sincerity, such tranquillity. No pride marked her irises. No arrogance flaunted her every feature. She was a sober, quiet, sweet girl that still cared for him even when he ignored their friendship.
Green curved a woeful smile. Without a word, he gently wrapped his arms around her head, pulling her closer to his chest. The boy placed his lips on her soft brown hair, kissing each strand with such love and forgiveness.
She always cared for him, even when he once neglected her.
And he was thankful that she remained by his side, even when he once disappeared.
“You’re a dork.” Green pulled his visor down, blocking Red from looking at his face.
Pulling his visor upwards, Red pulled a sneaky smirk. “You’re the bigger dork, you dork.” He ruffled his messy brown hair, earning a loud ‘hey&
Why This1. ConflictingWhy This in Humor More Like This
Green watched as Leaf jumped and played with her Pokémon. The girl twirled and spun around, mouth bursting a laugh or two at the company of her beloved team. The young man, on the other hand, merely sat on a bench, watching at the girl he called ‘rival’. His lips smirked to see her, radiant and filled with smiles. It was a rare sight for Green, considering the girl was always stoic around him or anyone else.
Suddenly, the wind blew a harsh breeze, sending anything flying about – and Leaf’s short skirt wasn’t an exception.
He saw her panty; a bright green with darker shades on its edges. His green eyes were wide as plates, mouth almost dropping to see the accidental show. Quickly his face collected heat, increasing up to his forehead.
Before he could say anything, however, Green heard a perfectly clear growl on his left side. ‘Close-’ Phantom, Leaf’s Charizard snarled as she crouched beside the flushed brunette,
How I See Them in a Nutshell1. Green aka The Snarky BastardHow I See Them in a Nutshell in Humor More Like This
"Tch," Green taunted in arrogance. "Bitch please, I'm fabulous." The young man scoffed loftily as he flipped his glossy brown hair.
2. Wally aka The Sick and Forgotten
"Nobody cares about me " Wally lamented in sorrow as he sat near the far corner of the room.
3. Jun aka The Hyperactive ASDFGHJKL
"OOOOO LET'S GO BATTLING OH MY ARCEUS IS THAT A BIDOOF PREPARE TO DIE BIDOOF AMG HURRY UP HIKARI YOU'RE SO SLOW THAT BIDOOF IS RUN- SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS IS THAT A FLYING LEAF." Jun screamed and shouted madly as he chased the flying leaf caused by the breeze.
4. Cheren aka The Nerd
"I am smart and knowledgeable about Pokémon and even though White keeps beating me in battles, it doesn't matter coz I am wearing jeggings." Cheren said nonchalantly as he pushed his specs up the bridge of his nose.
5. Bianca aka The Clumsy Ditz
"Yiiiii hey Whi- Oh my Arceus is that a Minccino it's so fluffy I MUST LOVE IT!" Bianca
Valentino Rossi1. GreenValentino Rossi in Humor More Like This
“I just lost the ‘Champion’ title. Can I have the ‘boyfriend’ title instead?” Green asked coyly.
“I will never be sick of you.” Wally coughed horribly.
“I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!” Jun screamed and jumped maniacally.
“My passion for strength is as strong as my love for you.” Cheren spoke nonchalantly.