Ancestry is always extremely important in knowing about your family's history. One of Archer's friends can even claim ancestry to the Champion of Cyrodiil. Archer also knows someone whose ancestor was the Nerevarine. Archer may not be able to claim heritage to a great hero, but his family tree is less than humble.
Lao-Shan Lung: Meaning "Old Mountain Dragon", Lao is popularly believed to be the size of a mountain, or bigger. Lao-Shan Lung usually resides in solitude, preferably in the rocky mountain ranges, where minerals are abundant. It is generally peaceful, but can cause problems when it comes into contact with human settlements, wreaking havoc on even the strongest fortresses.
Godzilla: Known as the King of Monsters, Godzilla used to be a dinosaur, but irradiation from nearby nuclear fallout created a giant, mutated dinosaur-beast known as Godzilla. Godzilla is 100-meters tall, and is a walking death threat. Countless attempts by the Japanese military to kill him have all failed, even with the assistance of giant military-made monster machines, like Mechagodzilla 2. Godzilla, despite having threatened to destroy all of Japan, has also saved the world several times, against demon-monsters, hostile space aliens, and more.
Tyrannosaurus Rex: Native to the Cretaceous Period, the Tyrannosaurus Rex has been known as a fierce hunter. At 40 feet long and around 20 feet tall, tyrannosaurus rex was an apex predator.
Alien Queen: The Alien Queen is the head of the Xenomorph hive. She is smarter than most other Xenomorphs, and is their sole method of reproduction. She lays hundreds of eggs every day, leaving her motionless. However, she can break off the egg-sac to be mobile, and when she's not giving birth, she is a walking nightmare; she's fast, lethal, and it would take an entire team of Predators to bring one down, not to mention having to go through the rest of the Hive, including her special bodyguards, the Praetorian aliens, whose purpose is to protect the Queen against invaders.
Velociraptor: A cunning, and quick predator, the Velociraptor is a dangerous dinosaur. The Velociraptor is a social animal, and is very smart as well. It is one of the earliest examples of cooperation in nature amongst creatures of the same species.
Xenomorph: These creatures are the reason why people are afraid of the dark. Black as night, and silent as death, these creatures are biologically superior to any other natural creature; their mobility is unmatched, being able to scale almost any kind of surface, and they can swim; their blood is acid; their heightened senses allow them to detect any prey. They're pretty friggin' dangerous, man.
And thus through numerous strange unions the Dragonborn was created.
Sorry guys, I haven't been able to post much Skyrim or GMOD or anything else. It's a complicated situation, but the bottom line is that the computer I currently have access to is not as good as the last one, but that'll change, I promise. This is why the colors are also a bit weird.
And guys, this was meant to be a gag. 'Kay?