Savior (Piggeh/Mr. ChairMr. Chair was stuck. This wasn't a normal situation, like getting stuck under Piggeh, or inbetween boxes or barrels.Savior (Piggeh/Mr. Chair in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was stuck in a corner, and about to be shredded to nothing by the bro. He shimmied himself against the wall, pressing so hard that he felt the uneven cracks and bumps marking his skin.
"Why? Not again...." He groaned quietly. Once Pewdie found the exit and went home, the bro would go to chasing the most possible prey..... Mr. Chair. After all, he had the same skills as Pewdie. Besides screaming of course.
The misadventures happened once a week, at least. But everyday, Mr. Chair was afraid of running into the undead creature.
Gulping, Mr. Chair looked at the monster, at his bulbous eyes, his flopping jaw. There was no mercy, only raw bloodthirst and... sadly, arousal.
'How does Pewdie find him sexy?!' He thought in disgust.
"I-I U-Uh........ B-Bro? P-Please..." He sputtered, widening his brown eyes in fear. "Have mercy!" He continued, even tearing up at the corners of
Don't! (Piggeh/Mr.Chair)It was a normal night in the Amnesia Castle. Stephano was out kicking barrels and/or sharpening his sword in the dungeon. Pewdie was out with his fair lady, Marzia. And Mr. Chair was reading.Don't! (Piggeh/Mr.Chair) in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was in one of the many libraries in the west wing, currently getting comfortably on the stiff pink sofa. He was reading a old book, with crumbling pages and loose bindings. Mr. Chair mostly loved reading old books, because they never dwindled on sex or any erotica that would cause the shy man to blush.
Candlelight from many candles around the area flickered against the peeling wallpaper, also illuminating Mr. Chair's pale face. His brown eyes read the page with great interest, not even thinking about how the Bro might find him or maybe a Teleporting Naked Guy may just fall-rape him out of nowhere.
He was just chilling out and having a damn good time while he was at it.
Mr. Chair almost didn't hear the sliding thump outside the thick door. His breathe grew hard; and he quickly set down his book
Closet (Piggeh/Mr.Chair)Mr. Chair ran through the corrider, a bro hot on his heels. His heels skidded around prominent corners and sharp edges. The brown-eyed man was breathless, much out of shape. He wasn't made to be a track star.Closet (Piggeh/Mr.Chair) in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He was just reading and sitting around one of the many parlors in the castle, when the monster came out of nowhere. He was too scared to even chairmode; and the PewDiePie stalker was NOT a poofer.
So Mr. Chair took off down corridors and hallways, hips bumping into tables and ajar doors, pain in his back and side from where the Bro swiped him.
Teleporting Naked Guys sometimes threw themselves into him, or blocked his path. This made it even harder to get away safely, as the TNG always dabbled when it came to choosing sides.
And so the brown-eyed man was out of breath, angry, and tired.
His haggard breathing grew louder and louder as he shlumped around rooms and hallways, ones that he was pretty sure he passed beforehand. Mr. Chair felt the stinky breath of the bro on his neck, and
PewDiePie fanfic Chap. 2The pink haired one was the first to talk after my outburst. He bounced into a sitting position and leaned back, probably trying to look seductive, if the seductive smirk on his lips was any proof. "'sup, Pewdie? Don't we look so sexy?"PewDiePie fanfic Chap. 2 in Romance More Like This
The brown haired glared at him as the golden man came slightly closer. "Do you not recognize us, Pewdie?"
I swallowed deeply. "Your voices are familiar, but you guys can't be Stephano, Piggeh and Mr. Chair!"
"But we are, Pewdie," the brown haired man-obviously Mr. Chair-said, "We were somehow humanized."
"We're not the only things, either," the gold man-Stephano-said, "I saw a humanized Bro on my way to this room, and Piggeh said he hid from a humanized Barrel."
I scowled. "How many things were humanized?" I sighed, "Anyone want to bet Jennifer was also humanized?"
Piggeh sighed, leaning lower back so his forehead could rest against the tearing wallpaper, exposing his neck, still trying to be seductive. "I don't doubt it." Then he jumped up and said "Le
PewDiePie Fanfic Chap.14“A deal?” Skully asked.PewDiePie Fanfic Chap.14 in Romance More Like This
“Oh, yes,” Barrel smirked, “Would you like to hear it?”
“Stephano~!” Barrel cooed.
Stephano growled low in his throat before lowering his head in shame. “Before I met Pewdie, I’d been
an ally to the Barrel. Not completely with them, but not neutral like you. He’d offered me a deal one
day-I help the Bro track down Pewdie and destroy him, I could be a full ally of his. Before I accepted I
wanted to gather information about Pewdie. Then I met him and started resenting Barrel. I became a
member of Pewdie’s Bro Army, as he calls it, and started going against the Barrel. He’s trying to get me
back into the deal of being an ally.”
“Is that it?” Skully asked.
“Of course it is,” Stephano said quickly.
“Liar!” Barrel snapped, scowling, “That’s not all of it!”
“Shut the fuck up!” Stephano growled.
PewDiePie Fanfic2 Chap. 3I turned slowly. Behind me was a woman with deathly palePewDiePie Fanfic2 Chap. 3 in Romance More Like This
skin, bloodshot eyes with red tears falling down her cheeks and tangled black
hair. Her neck was bent at an inhumane angle, and she wore a long white
nightgown stained with dirt and red.
I paled, stepping back until my back pressed against the
stone behind me. S-she was-! “Kayako Saeki…”
She echoed her rattle again, taking shaky steps towards me.
She stopped just a few feet from me and stared into my eyes. Her fingers
twitched as she held a hand out before me. I flinched, assuming she was gonna
snap my neck, but I was surprised when she brought her hand nowhere near neck.
“Why aren’t you-?”
“She’s not attacking,” a familiar voice said as I figure I
hoped I wouldn’t see appeared, “Because I told her not to. Not until we have
I grit my teeth. “Barrel…”
Barrel placed his hands on his hips. “Explanation. Now.”
PewDiePie Fanfic Chapter 1"Fricken Barrels," I mumbled, running a hand through my dirty blonde hair. Sighing, I held my lantern out in front of me. The light produced by the flame calmed me, though i knew better and didn't let my guard down. The hallway I was in was littered with fallen objects, torn wallpaper, and drops of a dried red liquid that I'd rather not know what it is. But, curiously, one door was open, with light spilling into the hall.PewDiePie Fanfic Chapter 1 in Romance More Like This
"What is this?" I whispered, cautiously approaching it. Never know if a Bro is waiting on the inside. I heard a familiar voice say something.
" ie think?" it-no, HE-asked. 'Mr. Chair ?'
"Knowing Pewdie, his reaction would probably to scream in surprise or something," another male voice said, this one with a French accent. "That idiot." 'Is that Stephano?'
"God, I'm so Fricken pumped!" a third voice exclaimed. 'Piggeh?!'
Having heard enough, I slammed the door open and gasped at what I saw. In the room were three men.
The on nearest to me had brown hair all s
PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 9I was thankful, in a way. The Bros had left a little bit of blood to follow like a trail. The bad thing was it ended in a corridor of all places.PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 9 in Romance More Like This
The corridor looked relatively normal, with lit torches and doors lining the wall and no blood stains on the walls. But that didn't mean the corridor could be trusted.
We cautiously continued forward, our footsteps silent against the carpeted ground as we headed for the other end of the corridor. A heavy silence blanketed us, and we didn't dare break it. Just a few feet away from the door, it burst open and Jennifer appeared, looking around frantically. Then her eyes rested on me and she grinned.
"Pewdie! You're okay!" She made to step towards me, but I stepped back and she looked confused. "Pewdie? What's wrong?"
"You fucking traitor!" I yelled, keeping my face hidden.
"What are you talking about?" she asked, "I'm on your si-"
"No you're not!" Piggeh interrupted her.
"We saw the note the Barrel gave you, Jennifer," Mr. Chair added.
PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 16“Felix!” Stephano yelled as Pewdie fell to the ground. His head lowered and his hair hid his eyes. SkullyPewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 16 in Romance More Like This
ran from the room.
“Well, that wasn’t very fun,” Barrel sighed, “I was almost hoping he’d last longer before falling
unconscious. Oh, well.” He turned. “Now, where were we?”
“Fuck you.” Stephano stared at the dirt, his chained limbs aching.
“Come now, Stephano,” Barrel said, raising the former Statue’s head, “You don’t mean tha-!” He never
finished, as at that moment, Stephano head-butted him.
Barrel stumbled back with a pained cry. From somewhere on his being a small rusted key fell on the
ground before Stephano, just close enough that he could cover it with his knee. He did so as Barrel
glared venomously at him. “You’ll pay for that!” He left the room scowling, the Bro at his heels.
Stephano smirked and struggled to reach the key. His hand was barely inche
PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 13"Pewdie!" the cry was faint as it echoed through the tunnel, but it made my heart pound with relief. Stephano was alive! There were no words for how relieved I felt. I was about to call his name again when a hand wrapped around my mouth, another around my waist. The owner pulled me into the shadows and whispered in my ear "Don't make any noises."PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 13 in Romance More Like This
I froze solid as the Barrel entered the tunnel. He looked around, frowned and left. I heard him say "No one was there." And I could easily tell Stephano was upset. After a few moments, the arms retreated and I spun on my heel, facing the person who'd trapped me.
His skin was a milky white and his hair snowy with some black strands. His eyes were completely black. He wore a white button up shirt and black jeans under a black floor length cape.
My eyes widened as I realized who it was. "Skully!"
Skully smirked. "I'd figured you'd forgotten me."
I chuckled nervously. "Nah, Bro. I've been occupied by other things recently, and now I've not only be
PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 7"STEPHANO!!!" I called louder. Pissed at him or not, he's still my best Bro, and I wasn't going to let the Barrels hurt him.PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 7 in Romance More Like This
I ran farther down the hall and found Piggeh panting. His shirt was missing, revealing the nasty chunk of flesh that was missing, revealing the ribs on the right side of his chest. It wasn't bleeding, thank God. There were also missing marks on his upper arms and neck that looked vaguely like rope burns that had cut too deep into his skin. His bangs, which normally covered his left eye, were pushed away, revealing the damaged eye. No doubt there were more wounds other than that.
"Piggeh!" I exclaimed in relief, kneeling down next to him, "What happened?"
He grinned weakly at me. "The Bros attacked. Jennifer went missing; Mr. Chair's in Chair Mode and I ran. They took Stephano, though."
I swallowed the lump that was burning my throat. "I know. I found his headdress." I grabbed Piggeh under the arm and helped him up. "Do you know why they took him, though?"
PewDiePie fanfic Chap. 3I ran until I was out of the corridor and a safe distance away. Panting, I wiped my forehead and frowned, remembering my missing companions. "Damn it!"PewDiePie fanfic Chap. 3 in Romance More Like This
I entered another room, thankful to find it clear and somewhat lit by a few candles. I opened a few drawers and put away from labadununum and sanity potion. I was about to examine the wardrobe when a voice that filled me with relief called out "Pewdie!"
I turned and smiled at the approaching figure. "Mr. Chair!"
Said former chair approached, panting heavily.
"Where did you guys go!" I exclaimed, keeping my voice down.
"While you were talking with Barrel, something knocked out me, Stephano and Piggeh. I don't know where Stephano and Piggeh are."
I sighed and said "Well, I'm gonna check this wardrobe and we'll go search for them."
I threw open the wardrobe doors and something flew out and hit me. I screamed, pushed whatever it was off and stumbled to Mr. Chair's side.
I turned around and groaned when I saw what it was, laughing a little a
PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 6Stephano dragged me back to the room, where Piggeh was lying awake, talking to Jennifer. They both turned to me when I came in with Stephano, who roughly picked up his scimitar from the floor.PewDiePie Fanfic Chap. 6 in Romance More Like This
"Pewdie!" Jennifer sighed, "Are you okay?"
I ignored her, too pissed to trust my mouth, and examined the room as far from Stephano as I could. I knew he was pissed at me, and I learned not too long ago that it's best to avoid an angry Stephano.
Mr. Chair woke up just as I found a note inside the dresser. I read it out loud.
So glad you've decided to play the level I made just for you~! So you've made it this far without dying or Pfft, I can't even write it without cracking up!
Anywho, no doubt you've had help from your humanized friends~! So here's the deal-your all probably confused about this. But don't worry! Just try to crack the following riddle that I've conjured up for you:
'Where the walls are scarlet,
Where the wails echo,
A rose awaits one