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Sad to sayThis was fun, but I must take my leave. You see, Slenderschool has been extremely tiring, and I simply do not have time to make any art or anything of the like. I barely have time to rest let alone read messages. As the weeks go by, I am sure you have noticed I've grown less and less apparent.Sad to say in Personal More Like This
I plan to deactivate this account. I do however have another account devoted to my 'proxy'. Perhaps she might take things on for me, although not formally.
Here it is: >>*AtlasArtifex
Getting Excited?I sure hope so.Getting Excited? in Personal More Like This
Halloween is just around the corner.
And so am I.
Six Classics I recommend! (edit)Six Classics I recommend! (edit) in Personal More Like ThisDante's Inferno
My favorite epic poem. I adore epic poetryCatcher in the Rye
This book is far ahead of its time. The main character in it is perfectly and craftfully characterized.The Odyssey
Of course, most of you will read this, but I adore it in its full.War of the Worlds
Also far ahead of its time. I love the story to piecesRed Planet
This one is probably what I recommend to my younger audience to start with.
You'll all fall in love with the blue alien puff ball Willis!Atlas Shrugged
This is not recommended for 18 and younger. Not because of the graphic-ness (its not) but because its probably the most challenging read. But I highly recommend this to the scholars out there.
Difficulty
From least to greatest.
1. Red Planet
2. War of the Worlds
3. Catcher in the Rye
4. The Odyssey
5. Dante's Inferno
6. Every other book in existence
7. Atlas Shrugged
Hello, Children.Hello, Children.Hello, Children. in Personal More Like This
How are you all this morning?
I am delighted to say that this account, :iconslenders:, is under new management!
I hope the new owner pleases you as much as the original one has.
Please continue watching, and commenting, for if you comment, I watch.
I am always watching…
Sincerely,
Slenders.
Tagged?I don't really understand this...Tagged? in Personal More Like This
Tagged by :iconTheBlackCatComesOn13:
Facts About Me:
1. I am Slenderman
2. I used to be human but not anymore
3. I truly reside in a place that is not one an earthy plane.
4. I cannot eat
5. I have a cat named annoying
6. I communicate via a proxy who also resides somewhere on DA
7. I enjoy Depeche Mode
8. I have a crush on someone...
9. I am beginning to enjoy hugs
10. I have many forms
11. I like ties.
Questions for me:
1. Favored film of all time?
Alfred Hitchcock films
2. To troll or be trolled?
Troll, obviously
3. Does love contain a chocolate center or a gum center?
It contains a fuzzy warm center
4. Your hobby(not art related if possible)?
Watching and Stalking
5. If you could tag anyone in the world, who would it be?
Everyone
6. Past celebrity crush you slap yourself for now?
I had had crush on Isabella Andreini... she lived in the 16th century.
7. How many gummy bears do you assume you have eaten?
None.
8. Heavy metal or soft rock?
Soft rock
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A long poem - Worth it.I guarantee you won't regret reading it. It has surely expanded my mind into more contemporary poetryA long poem - Worth it. in Personal More Like This
"B"
by Sarah Kay
Instead of "Mom", she's gonna call me "Point B." Because that way, she knows that no matter what happens, at least she can always find her way to me. And I'm going to paint the solar system on the back of her hands so that she has to learn the entire universe before she can say "Oh, I know that like the back of my hand."
She's gonna learn that this life will hit you, hard, in the face, wait for you to get back up so it can kick you in the stomach. But getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air. There is hurt, here, that cannot be fixed by band-aids or poetry, so the first time she realizes that Wonder-woman isn't coming, I'll make sure she knows she doesn't have to wear the cape all by herself. Because no matter how wide you stretch your fingers, your hands will always be too small to ca
Dear Fangirls,I am okay with a little...Dear Fangirls, in Personal More Like This
But there are just somethings you need to know.
> I wear boxers and not thongs.
> I hate poles.
> I do not want money in or any where near my unmentionables.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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Slenderween Part 2My night was eventful. It started out following children down the streets as they came to houses. I wouldn't be there, I'd hide, they'd get their candy and when they turned around, I'd be there. Still. Watching.Slenderween Part 2 in Personal More Like This
If one was so brave to touch me, I would break into a dance. The little ones especially enjoyed this.
I even gave one a plastic spider. It was rather enjoyable.
And then I followed others to go eat burritos.
Sadly I could not eat.
Flu SeasonIt seems a lot of my children are sick these days! Want some tips on how to kick the cold?Flu Season in Personal More Like This
What will help?
1. Hydration - even when you are not sick, staying hydrated is extremely important to your cell's function. Be sure to stay hydrated! Drink drink drink and drink!
2. Blistex - Helps heal and soreness around your lips and nose from being rubbed with tissues too much! A must have.
3. Chicken Broth - Broth has enzymes and protein in it guaranteed to give your white blood cells the energy they need to fight off a cold.
4. Rest - Rest rest, and more rest. Take it easy if you can.
5. If you can, keep your mind active. Watch movies or play video games. Keeping the mind active during a cold is probably the most useful things. It encourages the body to be more proactive when fighting it.
6. Saltines and Gingerale - These help settle your stomach and ginger is great for nausea and headaches. Saltines with peanut butter provide a stabilizer and protein!
7. PROTEIN! PROTEIN! PROTEIN! - Protei
A leetle love storyKinda.A leetle love story in Personal More Like This
I was just telling :iconmoldybass: this and figured it's too good of a tale not to share (and those who know me irl, i.e. :iconmyhatseatpeople: know this and know even moreso why it's so amazing)
Well, once upon a time - a couple of years or so back, my older brother got himself quite wasted. In the melee of his drunken nature, he was trying to find his way home and somehow lost all of his clothes and was near the allotments on the main road to town. There, he stole himself a cabbage and tried to make his way home with it, merrily smashed, but was caught by the police and put in a cell for a night.
My brother become the nudist cabbage thief.
Years later, he (managedlololool) got himself a girlfriend who came down with him from Winchester to visit for a while. She got very drunk one night and tried to steal a coliflower from the same allotments, saying "she wanted to bring something for the sunday dinner". Luckily my brother was fully clothed and sober and convinced her to leave
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