The Aftermath (ZaDr) ~ Chapter 8 - Part 2
Black boots clanked against the metal of the floor as the Irken paced around in his temporary room aboard the Massive, antenna were flattened in frustration. The green male couldn't comprehend the situation that had been revealed to him only a few days before; a secret that was meant to be known was lost under hidden files within the database that was on the ship.
When questioned about the files, Zim coldly brushed aside Genn's probing and retreated to the sanctuary of the small room. Next to her obsessive infatuation with him, her constant questioning made it near impossible for the taller to deal with it.
Letting out an angry sigh, the Irken flopped down onto the large cot, hands to face as he tried to clear his thoughts. Irken's had emotions, the Control Brains were corrupt, the empire know nothing about their true selves, and Zim wasn't a defect. That fact had black stalks twitching with a smug satisfaction that he, the mighty Zim, was not the lowest of the low- the most despised b
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"Ugh! I hate this weather!" Dib complained as he stood outside of Hi Skool, watching the rain fall mercilessly to the ground. He looked over at the Irken that stood to his left. Who, much to his satisfaction, was shorter than him. After four years of being on the planet the Irken had realized that his old attire had been deemed 'weird,' and in his attempt to successfully blend in with the humans he had taken the human with him to purchase clothing that was 'normal', which consisted of very dark colors. On every outfit Zim had stitched a pink insignia of his Irken empire. The invader had also customized a longer wig to hide his growing antenna.
After the shopping trip the two became something more- not enemies, and at the same time, they were not friends. Their relationship had grown into something like an
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Okay, so the first half of this chapter is gonna be trough Dib's P.O.V. because it's sooo much easier to explain things through his eyes.
Sixteen years ago was the beginning of my end. On the day of my birth I was taken away from a human nursery on the planet Earth and was raised by an Irken service drone in order to serve my one and only master. The drone told me that Master had bought me legally and therefore I was his forever, but I know I was stolen. Human slaves are illegal in every galaxy, and on every planet. Well, besides Earth, but I never have, and never will admit I know that. I don't need another reason for Master to 'correct' me...
On the day of my second year my master, Blin, assigned me as his personal slave. He told me if I was questioned, I was to 'refer myself as his adopted son.', whatever that was... Master Blin uses many terms that I do not understand, but I've learned to never question him, or it'll lead to more 'correcting'.
For the next five years, there
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Looking forward at the crescent shaped chair in which his new master was seated in, a confused teen watched from his spot on the round bed as the ex-Elite examined his new lab that had been hidden by a hologram of a wall. The Irken hummed to himself, picking up various objects only to set them back down again. After a few minutes, Zim turned away from his observations in favor of the boy.
“This lab is impressive.” He said excitedly. “It’s a fair size, has a good amount of tools,” he then grinned sadistically. “There’s even chemicals in here I could only dream of using!” Letting out a content sigh, he turned away from Dib and stared into his lab. “With these materials, I could create a whole new era of weaponry for the Armada.” Dib watched silently as the black stalks upon the other’s head wilted slightly. “Or myself.” Nodding his head, the Irken set out to do just that.
The human’s curiosity was grasped
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Red sat with a bored expression as he watched Purple stuff his face with doughnuts. His eye began to twitch as he listened to the disgusting sound of the other Tallest's lips smacking together. Finally growing tired of the sound, Red yelled at Purple."Pur, it's been three HOURS. Put down the disgusting earth food that idiot Zim sent and do something productive!"
Tallest Purples' eyes widened comically. He looked down at the sugary treats in his hands and then back at Red. "Bu- but Reeeeed~. They're soooooooo good!" He gave the other tallest puppy dog eyes, his lip pouting adorably. "Earth sweets are soooooo much better than Irks!"
Red sighed and rolled his eyes. "I've known you since we were smeets Pur. That look lost its effect a LONG time ago."
Purple looked close to tears as he reluctantly put the doughnuts down on the ship's control panel. The box of Earth goodies in the corner hit a lever which, consequently, blew up a casino pl
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I hate this.
I hate the look on your face: Lost, scared, tired. I hate how we let ourselves become this weak, shuddering from pain but so transfixed in the silence that surrounds us. Ever so gently, I reach out my worn out palm and caress your singed flesh that was once so perfectly smooth. Your maroon orbs scan across my features, searching for something but what that something is is anyone's guess.
Then you smile.
It wasn't one of your egotistical, cocky, "I'M BETTER THAN YOU FILTHY BAGS OF FLESH FOR I AM ZIM!" smiles. No. It was something- wonderful. So wonderful that it was painful. With a shaky tri-fingered hand, you lightly smack my cheek. "That l'k... d'snt f't you... hyooman."
I can't help but smile back. I breathe out a forced laugh and clutch the hand that was still pressed against my face. "I c'ld say the same 'bout you... Sp-space boy."
You say nothing in return. You just continue to smile.
I hate it. I hate that look.
"St'p smil'ng 't me. 't sc'rs
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My master once told me that there was a time when all galaxies were isolated from one another; No one dared venture into the depths of space in fear of being captured or even killed by some unknown alien race. That was until the inhabitants of Irk did what no other species dreamed of...
The Irken leader, Tallest Myuki, ordered her best technicians to build something that could easily cruise around space without a single complication. The process took a gruesome eighty years, but the Irken's did it; They built the first space vessel to ever travel such great distances without any problems or hindrance.
The Viral Tank.
Large in size, the Viral Tank could withstand the journey not only out of Irk's atmosphere, but also that of any other unknown planet's atmosphere. Along with herself, Tallest Myuki chose the most suitable Irken scientists to have total control over the Viral Tank.
And that's when those chosen Irken's found did it.
They successfully found one planet who had i
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The two companions took their time walking back to Blin’s study after the Irken had gained all functions back into his PAK; Zim had laid upon a steel medical bed as the medic drone probed away at his PAK, screaming threats at the top of his lungs the entire time while Dib had stood near the door of the room and watched curiously as the smaller cursed at the other Irken, telling her that if anything were to go wrong he’d take it upon himself to destroy her. The drone worked fast and efficiently and once everything was once again right, she wasted no time in kicking the rude Irken out of the room.
The two walked down one of the halls on the main level of the home. Dib stifled laughter as Zim mumbled under his breath, complaining that the medic had treated his lifesource carelessly. The human watched silently while Zim half heartedly rambled angrily. It seemed like in no time at all that the two reached the small elevator that ascended to the human’s master’s study
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How long has it been: Hours, days, weeks, months? With the missing essence of a clock or window, the human had lost his sense of time long ago. He usually had an idea of what time it was when Zim came to visit him, bringing him food and water three times a day, but after that 'incident', Zim stopped coming. Gir came by every so often, bringing some sort of snack or an occasional meal and sometimes when Zim's computer cleansed Dib of his human filth it would strike up an irrelevant conversation, but besides that he was completely alone.
At first he had expected the alien to come back and torture him or even kill him. But as time dragged on and Zim had yet to reappear, Dib began to get worried. Not only for himself, but for his captor. Was Zim just going to leave him there in that cage to slowly starve to death, or was he just avoiding the human because of what happened? Had he really hurt the green teen so much that he refused to see the human? Maybe Zim was thinking of a per
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Stupid. Everything is just stupid. Stupid house. Stupid Gir. Stupid game. Stupid movie. Stupid emotions. Stupid me and stupid Zim!
Sighing, I stood up and walked towards the t.v to turn off the console; the game had lost it's entertainment the moment that stupid alien shot me down. I don't know how long I stood there staring at the black screen of the t.v, contemplating on if I should just go home and wait outside until morning or if I should go back and sit down next to Zim and act like none of this had ever happened.
I heard shuffling behind me but I didn't turn around. I knew who it was, but I didn't want to look at him. I know he'll never understand...
Zim watched in silence while the human suddenly stood up and turned off the game. His nonexistent brow raised as Dib stood before the television even though it was completely black. The waited a few moments before rolling his eyes at the human as he blatantly ignored the other. Zim stood up an
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Words: They make up an entire being and at the same time they can destroy you. They bring two persons together before they mercilessly drive a wedge into what was once a perfect life. Words can shine only as bright as the one who is speaking, or it can leave a bitter taste on your tongue as you spew out a venomous poison that can destroy a person's spirit; Ripping and tearing away at your insides until there is nothing left except for a newfound hatred towards he who spoke so carelessly. Words hurt people. Break people. Kill people. If it weren't for words, I wouldn't be here, hands and knees pressed firmly to the cold ground beneath me as the two most powerful beings in the universe use me as a stand. If it weren't for words, I wouldn't have this unbearable weight crushing in my chest as it slowly drives me insane. If words can hurt this much, I don't want to speak. I don't want to hear..
If words hurt this much... Maybe... I should just forg
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"Doom Doom Doom ."
It was a hideous duet of brain-rotting boredom that filled Mrs. Bitters' classroom, the song of another day of learning and drudgery. The sound of the clock moving its hands and of the teacher droning from her desk had enveloped the room for a good hour without interruption, and it appeared that it would continue that way.
No resistance was met to the typical, expected display, accompanied by the same dull eyes staring ahead at the blackboard, the same scraping of pencil lead against flat sheets of plant matter shavings, the same empty heads and hollow gazes and vain attempts at absorbing useless information -- all save for two people sitting in the front row, the only live ones among the pitiful lot.
Zim's false indigo orbs glanced suspiciously in the direction of the raven-haired youth positioned by the window, though the movement was slight and unnoticed by th
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It happened once every year.
It wasn't really a big deal; Zim was used to it by now, ever since he went through the change from the equinox he had to take a week off school and just confine himself to his house.
Sure, it made him irritated and more hostile than normal, but it was just him in his lab for that week so there was no threat of him trying to leave and do something about his discomfort and irritation.
This dreaded event was called, 'Heat' and Zim suffered from it once every year for an entire week before those disgusting needs died down.
He knew the basics; ever since he felt the stirrings within his body, felt his skin grow hot and his mouth dry with this unusual yearning he had done some research on the subject. At first he thought he had contracted some Earth illness; but now he knew better, after all, he had suffered through four of these cycles thus far.
Zim didn't know if he truly had anything to worry about. He wasn't even sure these human things w
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It had been about ten hours.
Ten hours and Zim hadn't moved from his seat in front of the computer console.
Anger had come and gone; at first he wanted to rant and rave, yell at the ceiling, run after Dib and rip him to pieces. But after the first few hours passed, anger turned to boredom and boredom turned to restlessness and restlessness turned to an almost loneliness.
"Zim needs no one!" Zim scoffed, his voice vibrating off the walls. He reclined back in his chair, arms crossed over his chest as his large red eyes roamed the darkness of the wires tangled throughout the ceiling.
Where was the Dib-beast anyway?
Hopefully hidden well.
Though, his previous want to dismember the dirt-child had ebbed to a nagging something. A feeling he was familiar yet unfamiliar with, an almost pulling on his skin, a type of hunger that was beginning to consume his thoughts.
Zim gasped and sat ram-rod straight in his chair, his eyes staring blankly across the room.
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Today shouldn't have been an unusual day.
It really shouldn't have.
It should have been a boring run of the mill day.
Zim and Dib had developed a sort of routine over the years; not really a friendship but they weren't really trying to murder each other anymore and Zim wasn't planning on ruling the world.
Details didn't truly matter.
The whole point was that today was supposed to be normal, normal by every use of that mundane silly word.
But, today wasn't normal.
Even though Dib had burst through the door shouting the usual, "I'm going to defeat you today alien scum!" His tone deeper than that of his youth but that didn't make it strange, Zim was used to that by now; it had been fours years or so since his voice went through the hideous change.
No, no, no, something else caught his eye, his attention and it confused and disgusted and enraged him.
Sticking out of Dib's face, ears, and Zim caught that same shine o
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He leaned up against the wall, looking out the glass tube, relaxing slightly as the elevator hummed to life. Dib's eyes flicked to Zim's form, he wanted to ask what was going on in his head, if anything was wrong, but he didn't.
He knew what was wrong, that he was definitely having trouble with the whole Keef incident. He didn't know how to address it or even if he should, thinking that maybe if they sort of ignored what happened more or less the wound would heal faster.
They were in silence for a while, Zim staring at the glass and Dib glancing at him. His mind was elsewhere, wondering what he should do, if he should do anything. Hmph, well of course he had to do something, there was no way on Irk he would simply sit there and remain defenseless! But in the end there wasn't much he could do, until the repairs were made. Waiting was the only option.
Zim didn't have patience to speak of, not when his intentions were in opposition to it.
He decided not
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Zim was already in the main elevator shoot, heading toward the ground level of the base. The quiet hum of the machinery as it transported him downward was hardly a welcome reprieve, giving his mind room to fill the silence with memories of the sounds Dib made only moments prior.
The hungry groans, feral and commanding; they had the essence of noises Zim made when he was angry or had the upper hand-when he was in control. He was used to hearing them from his own lips, because he was always the dominating figure. No one save his Tallests could be allowed to show any greatness above Zim's.
But the Dib had.
Zim scowled, eyes burning a hole into the wall with their intensity. He had assumed the dirt child would use the knowledge of his antennae eventually for his own purposes, but certainly not so soon, or for THAT particular reason.
He really should have speculated as much, seeing as how the Dib-smell DID have mating urges in his sleep involving him; he
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Getting lost in his head he didn't even realize they'd made it to the base until he was crossing the threshold to his yard, the gnomes staring blankly at him from their various positions along the lawn while he approached the front door and opened it. A wary glance inside revealed the ground floor to be the same as they had left it, with GIR on the couch watching another mindless program. Mildly assured, Zim ushered Dib into the house, closing the door behind him. "Computer!" He shouted. "Is the main database fully functional yet?"
"The request repairs have been completed over two Earth minutes and thirteen seconds ago." The base AI announced dully.
Zim straightened, eagerly ripping off his itchy disguise. "Excellent." He looked at Dib, "Set your things up quickly, Dib-pig. We're going back down to the lab."
So the repairs were done, that was great!
Dib followed the Irken into the kitchen, intent on going down to the lab so they could finally figure o
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Zim returned up the chute less than an hour later, fully clothed in a clean Invader uniform and looking a bit better compared to how he did when he exited. He'd wasted no time, marching through the lab with wary eyes until he reached the small cleansing facility, slipping inside and turning the faucet. Normally, though, a cleanse only took Zim about five minutes, not the almost half-hour he spent inside the room.
What held him there so long was the scrubbing. Even if his skin looked clean, it didn't feel clean. So he'd scrub again. And again. All down his abdomen. Around his thighs. He avoided touching his antennae, aware that scrubbing them might cause more problems than help but Irk, how he wanted to clean those off. He cleaned and cleaned and yet still, it wasn't enough. It didn't feel like enough. Eventually Zim decided to give it up, his skin a dark, dark bruise color in the places where he'd cleaned so fervently. The patches burned a little, but n
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Dib suffered from nightmares ever since he was younger due to his over-active imagination. Said imagination is what got him into the paranormal; in seeing ghosts, aliens, and big foot at every turn.
Currently the boy of sixteen years old was suffering from another bad dream. Sweat coated his bare skin; his blanket discarded to reveal his blue boxers and skinny legs as they kicked at nothing. Dib thrashed in his sleep, some unseen force attacking him, his hands fisting in his space ship printed sheets as moans of displeasure passed through his parted lips.
Words were garbled, whatever he was saying wasn't clear, his head lolling on the pillow before finally he woke with a loud intake of air. Dib panted, sitting up quickly, his hands covering his face as he tried to purge any lingering images from his head.
He didn't know why he was getting such bad dreams now.
He had them sometimes, not frequently, but now they were coming again and again. He hadn't
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Waking up with a headache was not one of the most pleasant things in the world. But it's possible because someone always has to find out the persons motives to proceed further. He's used it by now and now is not the time to be complaining. He groans into his pillow as he hand hits the annoying sound of his alarm clock ringing in his ears. He sat up slowly and stood up from his dark blue sheeted bed and looks at the mirror from across the room. His hair was a complete mess from last night, that horrible fight with his white bandages around his chest. The boy shudders at the thought, tracing an index finger across a long scar from the many fights that they both had dealt with.
Everything that they've done was just a complete waste of the humans time, though he doesn't realize it... yet. Noticing he hasn't placed on his glasses, a hand reaches over to grab it, closing his eyes and slowly places it on. He opens his hazel eyes slowly and frowns at the sight. Just as he saw bef
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''Bah who needs hem! I'hve got taht guy at...what'z namee agaien? Membrianopoop? Yeh that's et!'' He laughs weirdly and enters a dark part of the park and sits on a bench; looking up at the purple and black sky.
If you could already guess by now, then congratulations. Dib was now a legal 24 year old man living by himself and usually goes out to the bar to drown himself away. But it gets carried away and he gets drunk, disturbing nearby customers and getting thrown out again. What happened to the paranormal investigator we all knew and love??? Well...you can blame Dib's father on that one.
Membrane forced him to stop being a paranormal investigator. He kept telling him that he should be something even greater; a doctor or maybe even a therapist. He just sig
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Zim: *Chases after him, laughing evilly*
Dib: *Sees a tree in the distance and attempts to climb it*
Zim: *Grabs the back of his shirt before he climbs the tree* I have you now human!!
Dib: *Falls down and his head bangs onto a tree stump that has been sticking out of the ground*
Zim: *Looks at him* Dib?
Dib: *Grunts; his head starting to bleed*
Zim: *Eyes go wide* Dib?!
Dib: *Slowly opens eyes and looks up at the voice* ...W-what?
Zim: Uhh.. Are you okay?
Dib: *Grunts and pushes himself up; clutching onto his head* W-who are you...?
Zim: What are you talking about human? I am Ziiim!!
Dib: *Whimpers and squints eyes* ....I....I don't know a Zim...
Zim: What do you mean you 'don't know a Zim' ?
Dib: ...Like...I've never met a Zim before... *Clutches onto his head*
Zim: We've known each other since we were kids!! Remember?
Dib: ..N-no....I...I can't remember.... *Looks up sadly* I don't even know...who I am...
Dib: ....I...I don't
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Dib sat in his usual seat in Ms. Bitters class doodling in his blue notebook. He was drawing ghosts, vampires, the paranormal as much to be specific. He sighed and glanced up to see Ms. Bitters still echoing words of doom in the world and how it will implode on itself.
Dib however, knowing how much he knew about science, that the world wasn't going to end in some explosion, moon crashing into the ocean, or even a big earthquake. It was going to end by something even worse.
The paranormal freak turned his big head towards the right side of class to see the strange green boy. His chin was leaning on the top of his desk, as his frail arms falling over the desk in front of him. The bored look on his face was tinted with sadness and disappointment as the clock on the wall ticked louder.
Zim felt him being watched and looked over to see the Dib-human staring at him, once again. He glared at him; having no attention to deal with him. He turned his head back towards the front of the class and
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Dib:*Is in a invisibility cloak, spying on Zim as usual*
Zim: *Humming a little as he works*
Dib:*Chuckles and talks to self out loud* Stupid Alien...
Zim:*Hears something and his antennas go up.* Who's there?! *Looks around*
Dib:Wasn't me! *Starts running towards the elevator*
Zim: *Hears him and blocks the exit, taking out his PAK legs*
Dib: *Walks backwards, falling on my back*
Dib:*Yells in fear, squirting at Zim's face with a squirt gun filled with water*
Zim:*Eyes wide and he starts screaming*
Dib:*Gets up and runs towards elevator* Victory for Earth Zim!
Zim:C-Computer!! Restrain the human!!!!
Dib:*Opens eyes wide and gets restrained* L-let me go!
Zim:*laughs evilly* Not a change human!
Dib:*Frowns* No seriously, let me go.
Zim: And why should I?
Dibecause I can do this. *Breaks wires that surrounds me, and walking passed Zim* That's why.
Dib:*Throws camera in the air, landing in h
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What does that human think he's planning? Needing this... talk... Zim's thoughts buzzed around like an annoying bee, something he couldn't seem to get out of his head. He sat in his seat and leans back against the chair, letting his books lay on the desk. He stares boringly at the white board, seeing that the teacher wasn't here yet. She's always late since she's one of the clumsy people.
Soon however, Dib entered the classroom. He felt pairs of eyes look at him as he moved towards his seat. He knew it was the boy with the green skin condition. Zim always do this whenever Dib comes into a room as if he was observing him. Once the boy sat down, he glared his deep hazel eyes at the Irken but he sees that his eyes were looking forward to the front of the class. He blinks, confused and looks behind him to see people were chatting among themselves. Am I just over thinking things? He scratches the back of his head and looks forward once more, waiting for their English teacher t
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Zim was now officially alone; or so he thought. The alien kept thinking about the Dib-human and how much hes always tried to expose him. Dib was one inch taller than Zim and he wanted to talk to him for some reason.
"Masta?" Zim turns his head. "Where are we going?" He smiled and shook his head.
Meanwhile at the Membrane's Residence...
Dib was finished taking a showed with black jeans on and the white towel on his head. The steam was escaping the bathroom and he walked upstairs to place on a shirt. A lot has happened since Gaz moved to California to start a life with her new 'boyfriend'. So now he lives alone inside a big home; but not all the time. Sure Gaz visits from time to time, but Dib was 21 and he has the power to live alone by himself.
His father disappeared after a experiment acci
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I was terrified for a moment when I stepped into the tube. Zim could have been easily tricking me to destroy myself, but it’s been so long. Why would he try to kill me now? He tapped some codes into the touch screen thingy. It was all in irken so I had no idea what any of it said. Afterwards, he walked towards the other tube. He looked so worried. With his antenna whimpered to the back of his head, he was the very image of vulnerable. This was crazy. Why did he even want to be able to be human? Maybe it was for a better disguise. I honestly didn’t care much. I wanted to see if it would work. I wondered for a second on why he didn’t just steal a human if that’s all he needed. He hated asking for someone’s help so why not take someone against their will?
Just as all these question jumbled through my spinning head I glanced over at Zim. He was so pinned up in the tube. His shoulders were tightly pressed near his head in a clinch, almost as
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I trusted the scan to work…mostly anyhow. I swallowed as I waited for the light to finish scanning us. Dib seemed more interested and focused on me, instead of his own fate. I mean I DID tell him that nothing would happen to him…which it shouldn't, but still he held no hesitation to just sit there and watch me. Then I felt the morph begin. The sting of the light that blinded my vision was strangely invigorating. I felt that my eyes were being rinsed of all there color then suddenly grew back but a smaller tunnel of vision like my lenses. All the while, my skin was burning. Not like the cooking burn of rain water, but like my skin was melting inside out. I felt my lekkus split at the end and unravel into threads that felt like they were growing all over my head. It did NOT feel good. Thankfully, sense my lekkus have always been damaged to sensitivity from my experimentation days on Irk, it probably hurt a lot less than it could have. The tips
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"I.....brought the pizza." was all I could get out. Zim’s alarm system was off, but I don’t know why I just walked inside. Why didn’t I knock? Why didn’t I knock?! Now I was stuck in what felt like time, worse than when Zim actually got me stuck in that time vortex. The skin I couldn’t stop thinking of was in front of me, bare. I couldn’t stop staring. I must have zoned out because I didn’t notice he had moved until he was in my face.
"Dib! Are you alright?" his gloveless hands were on my shoulders, shaking me back and forth slightly, probably trying to bring me back to Earth. "Your huge face is so white! What's wrong?" why was he half naked? Why did he take off his hoodie and his gloves in the livingroom?! No, it was my fault I should have knocked. "Dib-worm!" Zim called out once more.
"I couldn’t find chocolate pizza so I bought chocolate bars too." It was the only thing I could think of saying. It’s what I had
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Hearing his voice through the phone was like an echo of my dream. I could feel my face getting flustered. I took a deep breath, waiting for him to respond. I gulped.
"Yes, it's Zim. Listen pig-stink, I need you to do something for me." He was talking like he called all the time! I felt myself getting a little irritated. Almost like all the aggression I had from our past fights were beginning to rumble together in my head, like an earthquake that gradually builds up.
"Hold on a damn second, Zim!" I felt myself getting a little loud so I looked around real quick around my cubicle. Not only had no one seemed to have heard me, it looked like almost everyone had left for lunch. "Just what the hell are you calling me for? And what gives you the right to give me that tone? What the hell's going-" I was cut off by the robot screaming somewhere off into the background. Zim sighed into the phone agitatedly. I could picture him in my head squeezing two of his fingers on the brid
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'How dare him' Zim thought. 'How dare he ignore Zim!' Rage boiled up inside the tiny invader as he stormed after his nemesis. He felt a sense of déjà vu, as he recalled Dib refusing to fight with him beforebut he had at least WARNED Zim!
It was hot outside. One of those days that made the threat of Global warming that much more plausible. The sky was a disheartening burgundy color, the sun beaming down with pinpoint precision on anyone who was unlucky enough to be outside at the current moment.
Fortunately, for nearly everyone else in the crappy little town, they were indoors, watching television and drinking cold beverages. Not so fortunately, Dib was the person the sun was beaming down on.
It didn't do much to increase his good mood. Not that there had been much of a good one in the first place. He irritatedly whipped away a droplet of sweat that was rolling its way down his forehead. Why was his house so far away? Why was it so freaking
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January 4th, 2016
Day 1827 since Zim arrived.
It's average. Normal now.
Running about my quiet neighborhood, trecking through this stupid, nameless town with my nemesis.
We throw punches and laugh.
Kick and scream insults. Afterwards we walk around, hands in pockets just talking.
Nothing important mind you, but just stuff we both feel.
Sometimes he'll speak of Irk. It sounds beautiful.
I'll tell him about my mom. He didn't laugh when I cried. Not saying he comforted me either. But it's something new.
We'll debate about religion, the afterlife, politics, and of course it always comes back to the fate of Earth.
By no means are we friends.
So many problems still exist. But maybe one day
I can look at him and not feel like I'm looking at a bomb just waiting to explode.
Maybe one day I won't feel him watching me with suspicion in those mauve eyes.
Or maybe not.
January 10th, 2016
Day 1833 since Zim's arrival.
I wish he would stop giving me the
StrengthNeither of them thought it would happen. Zim never in his wildest dreams, if that’s what you could call them and Dib well, he had dreamt about it back in his teen years where everything had seemed like too much and most of his time was dedicated to thinking but, never considered it a real possibility.Strength in General Fiction More Like This
But, now he was 23 and the alien was giving up. Not that he wanted to or even admitted to it outright, still shielding himself behind empty plans. But, there was something in his eyes. Those maroon orbs usually so violently flickering back and forth, narrowing with greed were dull.
So, Dib knew. And he watched the Irken, his greatest enemy and possibly his only friend walk away down their neighborhood, head bent to the sidewalk. The setting sun painted his green skin a light orange. He knew what Zim was walking away from, what the irken was denying. The same he’d always denied. The fear, the fault, the responsibilities, the truth. Poor little alien so far from home, so b
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Several stars glittered, flying across the inky blackness. Being here felt like a dream. Floating in nothingness and yet the most of anything ever, flying like no human ever had before holding onto the most important person in his life.
"Let's go do something."
Zim clutched onto Dib as he felt those arms bring him in close, grateful that Dib hadn't decided to give up right then. His breath came out shakily as his 'spooch beat so hard that it shook the small frame of the alien.
At this moment, Zim was only aware of the human that held him. It didn't matter that he had his wig on, and his antennae were hindered by the fabric; Zim knew that even without it, he would only be able to sense Dib. Enveloped by his warmth and scent, Zim couldn't think of anyplace he'd rather be.
He frowned a bit when Dib pulled away, but gladly took his hand.
He sighed a bit. "Do what? There's nothing to do around here, really. We'd have better luck finding something to do in sp
Proper Nupitals -ZaDr-The minster, a balding man with a bible in one hand and his other one clenched in a fist of uncertainty. He had preformed over a thousand weddings in his forty years. Each one unique but, always there had been a constant; the vows. Clean and binding. All encompassing and filled with respect, promise and love.Proper Nupitals -ZaDr- in Romance More Like This
"Are you finished being a moron?" Out of the corner of his eye, there was a flash of green and black. "Too complicated for you? Or can we get this over with?"
"Oh shut it, Zim. Give the man some respect " The much too young looking boy grumbled. "If you're even capable."
"Zim is SO capable of respecting the bald guy!" A finger was thrown his direction, nearly taking out his left eye. "I'll show yo"
"That's really not nessacary." The Minister proclaimed. "But, um are you absolutely certain that this ." Two brown eyes flew to the lines in the book which had been scribbled on, words rewritten all over the page, and then he looked back at the couple. "w
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And you would fight for Zim out of loyalty?" Zim questioned finally. It was a strange thought; all these years of fighting each other, why would Dib fight for Zim out of loyalty?
Dutifully, Dib scooped out the vanilla cream and plopped it onto the cone before handing it over to the alien menace. "Here, your majesty. I hope you enjoy. I lost a leg while getting it for you but, it was worth it." Once the ice cream was handed off, the teen walked over to the register to pay for their cones, wondering if the old man recognized him. From the dimness in his expression, Dib guessed 'no'. Somehow it was both a relief and a disappointment
Zim rolled his eyes at Dib. He liked the idea of Dib being his faithful knight, but the human's obvious sarcastic tone was ruining the imagery.
Hesitantly the alien tasted the plain white treat, this time not being surprised by the frostiness. This one was a much more subtle sweetness; it was creamy and surprisingly good.
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All I Want For X-Mas
CHAPTER 1 Part 1
It was the night before Christmas and all through the Membrane household not a creature was stirring well unless you count a skinny, pale, large headed boy at about the age of 8 as a creature.
Dib's glasses, which were much too large for his face began slipping down as the boy peered around the corner and into the living room where their scrawny tree stood, with its bare branches. Well, bare except for a few tiny bulbs in the shapes of various mythical creatures; bigfoot, moth men, werewolves, monsters of the unusual sorts and of course UFOs.
Dib loved UFOs. Well, he loved the paranormal in general. But, to be as specific as possible, Dib loved Aliens. He adored what they stood for. Life outside of this tiny, crude planet. How they had so many possibilities. So much amazing technology. And of course those funny limbs and eyes.
The little(well not so little anymore) boy skidded out from behind his cover, now that he was satisfied
Not Real -ZaDr-1The sun was too hot as per usual in the nameless little town, the grass dry and nearly brown, leaves long dead floating across the ground as if reluctant to touch it fully and yet the wind just kept carrying it along until it got stuck on some long forgotten piece of gum or crushed underfoot of one useless bumbling teenager or another.Not Real -ZaDr-1 in Romance More Like This
Dib was almost content sitting in the heated afternoon or at least that what he resolutely told himself. With his girl friend leaning on his chest, hands around her waist and sipping on poop cola, he was feeling almost complete. Almost like he could lose himself in the normalcy of it all and forget for a little bit that his life was all but falling apart at the seams now.
Key word; almost. Because even as Gretchen blabbered about something meaningless and normal, he felt it. The shivery sensation of being watched. Of big, false eyes that probed the edges of this monotone dream that was too good to be true.
They were following his every move, silently moc
The Forest"So, tell me again why you're here." Dib inquired, panting slightly, thumbs hooked into his backpack. Around him the forest rustled, wind through the leaves, innocent and seemingly barren. Zim trailed behind him, practically crawling except for the forest was filled with germs and stuff and he didn't want to touch that so he was doing an awkward kind of jig.The Forest in General Fiction More Like This
"You. Walk too. Fast." He panted.
"Not my fault your little legs can't keep up." Dib mocked, casually eyeing the trees while his companion gasped as though fatally wounded, standing upright.
"Tiny, puny, pathetic?" The boy mused. "You're all those things."
"How dare you?! I am perfectly sized and far from pathetic, Yanno being a high class irken elite. Unlike you." Sniffing arrogantly, Zim sauntered forward. Dib pulled out a map from his backpack.
"Oh? How am I pathetic?" The Irken growled and stomped around to the front of Dib, trying to get a good look at the map, but the human held it up too high.
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He felt like a child, hands pressed against the glass. Face almost doing the same as he stared with morbid curiosity as his father and several other scientists talked around a body. It was cut open, blood dripping into a contained container around the table. A clean white sheet, all but soaked. One of the scientists said something behind his mask and they all laughed. Dib couldn’t remove his eyes from the glistening organs, the limp limbs that poked from the sheet.
That had haunted him in his dreams ever since and today was the same. Except for the fact that Dib was 19 now and the subject wasn’t under a sheet with scientists laughing around his dead body. Yet. Instead it was locked in a giant clear cube. It had a bed and a toilet but little else.
And the subject wasn’t human. That was clear right away. Dib felt his eyes widen and his curiosity pique immediately. He was following his father who was talking to another fellow scientist. He
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Chapter 1: Backbiter
Zim and Dib enter a new year of high school only to be teamed up together.
*Ksh* *Ksh*............... *Ksh*
Leaves calmly glide along the chilly November sidewalk with every soft winter breeze.
Hands move cautiously and quickly to retrieve strands of hair that had fallen and tangled with the cold metal
glasses of a crouching raven haired boy.
"He's up to something."
Another breeze swept by as his binoculars peered through an obviously fake bush and
into the window of an odd purple house carelessly squeezed between two dirty
"I just know it."
The boy peers in closer, watching intently.
"Stupid humans and there....tradition things! Smeets could accomplish so much more in a single earth day then
a humans entire life. I'm amazed this planet managed to thri
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Projects make Dib hungry. Oh! Look! A butterfly!
Dib sat on the nearest chair as Gir handed him an ice pack in which he put over his newest forehead bruise.
"We didn't get anything done." He finally said with a bit of anger.
"Then you will have to do better tomorrow." Zim replied standing tall with his arms crossed.
"What?! Don't expect me to do all of this by myself. We're down two partners as it is."
"Fine. Let's continue." Zim rested one elbow in his hand as the other reached to hold his green head.
"It's 1 a.m. Can't we pick it up in the morning?"
"FINE!" Fed up with Dib's complaining he walked over to a circle in the floor that quickly removed him to another underground space.
Dib laid on his back. One arm above his head and the other with his hand resting on his chest. His eyes were heavy and his breathing slow.
'Why did he blush?' He thought to himself.
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New words come into play. "Zim, are you getting any of this?"
The room wasn't so much tense as it was just awkward. Zim didn't seem to notice it but, Dib was trying his best to ignore it. All the times he had been in this room he had been struggling and fighting to escape, but now he was willingly here. Working on a stupid school project, with his alien enemy.
'Not weird at all.' He thought to himself.
He found the button he was looking for. With all the random doodads he had stolen from Zim he'd managed to slowly learn his language.
He continued typing.
"Error! Subject unknown." The computer beaped.
"What? I'm sure I spelled it right."
Dib scowled. He furrowed his brow and typed it in again to double check.
"Error! Subject still unknown." The computer repeated.
"What is... this 'Content'?" Zim interrupted.
"It's-" Dib stopped as the monitor flashed through images found on Google tagged with the said word.
"Contentment; gratification. Peace. Pleasure.
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Zim woke up the next morning seeing nothing but empty sheets beside him. He sad up quickly and worried until his lover walked into the room.
"Mornin' hun." He said jumping onto the bed. "What do you want to do today?"
Zim thought for a sec.
"DESTROY!" he replied clenching his fists and smiling evily.
"Hah. OR! We can...... uh.... I have jello!"
Dib tossed his shirt and some boxers for Zim to wear, and they rushed down stairs.
Gaz was sitting at the table enjoying a bowl of vampy-o's. She glanced at Zim and began to choke, falling to the floor.
"Uhm.. Gaz? Are you doing ok there?" Dib was unsure if his kindness would go unpunished. He kept his guard up incase the bowl were to come flying at him.
She stood up and pointed at Dib, then paused, grabbed her cereal, and relocated.
"Whatever." Dib said as he headed to the fridge.
The bowl hit him smack in the back of the head.
Memories of Dibs muffled screams echoed in her brain. Fiction images of them together playe
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"Oh! Hey Zim! Glad your here. Dibs upstairs. Go make yourself comfortable while I get us some snacks." Keef quickly darted off.
Zim looks up the never ending staircase and begins his journey through the strange home.
He steps in the doorway to see Dib on the floor, looking back at him.
"I hate you," Zim says sitting opposite of him.
"Yes, Zim. The feelings mutual. Now let's get this over with. We've already finished how depression and stress can affect the body."
Zim stared blankly.
Dib sighed heavily, trying to keep himself from becoming frustrated.
Keef runs back in with a plate of cookies.
"I'll go over it with you later."
Keef puts the plate down beside Zim.
"I can make more if you'd like Zim. Or something else. Isn't Zim awesome Dib?"
Zim crossed him arms, looking pleased. "Go on."
"LET'S just get this done. How about anger? It not only adds stress but it can make you physically ill
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His hair was soft and his breathing gentle. His skin flushed from the night before and glowing slightly pale.
He watched the soft creatures eyes open, only to stare back at him. Then a smile.
"Mornin' sunshine." He says as he put his hand on Zims cheek and leans to kiss zim soft on the forehead.
"Dib?" he murmered back.
"DIB!?!" Zim jolted and fell out of the bed. his head spun inside violently and he cried out, wincing in pain.
Memories of the night before hit him with a sledge hammer. His body fllushed again with heat, begging to be touched. He screamed and ran off.
Dib layed there a look of worry and disapointment glazed over his face.
Zim entered his home and locked the door.
"What-" *huff huff huff* "The fuck happened?"
Tuesday came and Zim did not show. Dib grew depressed as the day went on. 'was it really so wrong?' he thought to himself. 'maybe hes just...hungover.'
Dib pondered on what would have ha
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Zim returned to his base, removed his disquise, and sat infront of the monitor.
"Wheres your pointy friend?" Gir asks, walking upside down on his hands.
Zim rests his head in his hand crouching over the desk.
"Hes succumb to the earth slave drones, Gir." He sighs deeply. "The lack of a mission has made me bored...my base is rendering meaningless. Irken technology should not sit and collect dust."
"Mmmwhy dontchya' do an updgrade?" He says landing in a sitting cross-legged position.
Zim goes into another room with Gir by his side.
"So you got it?" A big man in an apron much like siz-lor if he were humans, pointed sternly at Dib.
"I think so." Dib says confidently.
"Give it a shot." He handed Dib a white apron and a hat to match.
Dib did just as he was told. A customer popped in and he made the order, rung it up, and cashed her out, leaving her with a friendly goodbye statement.
Dib turned to his boss, hoping for praise.
"Good work but dont be afriad to really ge
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Dib walked around the park for what seemed like hours. The sun had finally peeked over the mountains of smog and Dib squinted a bit as he faced its direction.
He thought about the night before and he blushed heavily. Though no one knew his sin he felt overwhelmed in embarrassment.
'Zim was being so nice though..er.... nicer.....Hes fitting in.....kinda... I don't get it. Is he messing with me? Is it a set up? Just part of some master scheme?'
Dib paused, then burst with laughter.
He smiled and continued walking, sitting down at a bench nearby. His head tilted upward and he stared hard at the clouds. He took a deep breath. Freshness one second, and then the stench of hobo the next.
It didn't matter. Despite the stomache churning smell he felt.......fresh.... maybe fresh wasnt the right word.
But a feeling of hope burned within him. He felt like a new person. A happy person with a new outlook on his life.
He tapped his foot anxiously.
"Fuck it." he said as he quickly s
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It was a typical day in the small city of (insert city name here), every human had a life to life and they were living it the way they did.
"ZIM! It's YOUR turn to work the cash register! Get over here!" called Zim's boss. Zim groaned as he was bowling fries into hot grease; it splatting at his fine skin, making him wince every time a bubble popped.
"C-coming!" Zim shouted, dropping the fries as someone else took over the bubbly grease job. Zim was now about 20 years old and working at Mcmeaty's. He was tall and looked more like a 16 year old geek teen than a man. He was hunched over, lanky, out of place and most of all...working at a fast food place, which he hated.
"Zim! You better not fail at this! Take the people's orders, and DON'T bad talk them or you're FIRED!" shouted Zim's boss before he disappeared behind the kitchen to yell at the other people working there. Zim huffed at the cranky old fart.
"Yeah...that won't keep me from bad talking you, you motherfucking ass." Zim mumble
Hold On Dib's DecisionHave you ever had a day when you were so lonely and so depressed you wished you had someone to talk to?Hold On Dib's Decision in Short Stories More Like This
I was having that day a week ago. I was sitting on an old wood bench perched on a small hill outside the school during lunch. I was eating a sandwich, alone of course, until I heard someone coming from behind. I ignored them in fear of making eye contact with a face I didn't want to see at the moment.
Then I saw the person go around me and sit on the bench across from me.
It was Zim.
He too had a lunch and he dropped the brown paper bag onto the table and sat down.
I had the biggest urge to cry but I supressed it. What I didn't do was shut my mouth.
"I'm so alone." I said to the wood table.
Zim nodded. "Zim is too." he said. Zim sounded far less depressed than I did.
"No one loves me " I choked.
I saw Zim look up at my down casted face. I didn't know what was going on inside my head or Zim's.
"Zim knows not of this 'love'." The alien said almost curiously.
Then it happened. I br
That Time When Stuff Happened- IntroTwo bodies crashed to the floor. The boy on the bottom hissed in pain and the boy on top groaned but they never split apart. In fact, they became closer together, grabbing and pulling.That Time When Stuff Happened- Intro in Short Stories More Like This
The two males thrust their tongues into each other's mouths. The green skinned male yanked the shirt of the paled skinned human, crushing their stomachs together forcefully.
"Z-Zim! You're- crushing me!" the human groaned into the heated alien's mouth.
"Shhh!" Zim growled.
Zim then attacked the stupid human's neck, making the human yelp and moan at the same time.
"Zim!" the black haired boy gasped.
But Zim continued. The alien would bite then lick the wounds harshly.
"S-someone will see us! Y-You idiot!" the human complained as he pushed Zim by the shoulders. "Quit it!"
Zim stopped what he was doing to glare daggers at the squirming human.
"Dib " Zim began with malice. Said person swallowed a lump in this throat.
"W-we shouldn't be doing this!" Dib reasoned.
Zim ignored the logic and looked around t
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Zim kept purring out contently towards Dib. He wasn't like a cat of course, because cats couldn't purr and meow at the same time. However, Zim could speak and purr in his throat at the same time.
"How has life been for you since you've moved away? Still in touch with your sister and parent unit?" Zim asked, wanting to get caught up with Dib.
The question threw the human off a bit, he didn't know Zim would really care about that but the black haired boy tried to answer as best as he could.
"Gaz? She's off to college in game design of course. She called me about a week ago so I should call her again soon. My dad...is probably doing the same old shit. I don't really care about him, we don't keep in touch at all. I tried but it gets awkward so I stopped a year ago and he never bothered to call me so he can go fuck contaminated bacterium for all I care." Dib said sourly as he fiddled with a wrapper on the table.
The 20 year old felt like crying since he hated bad mouthing his fat
SoulsDib is typing away on his laptop and the sound of the keys ticking away into the still warm air helps Zim think; about himself.Souls in Short Stories More Like This
Zim sits comfortably on the soft sofa that is morphing around his weight and the alien wears an almost vacant look on his face, he is definitely thinking; about Dib.
The apartment is new, just like their relationship. It is hard to say where, why or how it all happened, one thing lead to another and another and another and so on. But it's safe to say that Dib is liable for realizing their change in behaviour. Thus, they find themselves on the rollercoaster of love. And Zim was still thinking; about death.
One can say that it is a horrible way of starting something as beautiful as a blossoming love and they can say that it will ruin the tender relationship that is just forming but Zim says that what needs to be said, needs to be said. It's Dib's decision on how he reacts to Zim's choice of action.
"Yeah?" Dib turns around on his lime green plastic
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Zim never made mistakes before. But I can admit that mating with the Dib was indeed a big mistake, actually, it was a HUGE, GINOMOUS, HORRIBLE MISTAKE. Zim regretted nothing but that!
This earth day was Sunday and on Sundays I liked to laze about more so than on other days. I felt like blowing my magnificent brains out while watching the angry monkey show with my annoying minion, Gir.
I looked out the window to see that it had been raining. If it rains in the morning tomorrow I wouldn't even bother going to school. It'd give me another excuse to avoid the Dib thing which we've been doing since the night we "did stuff".
Of course, me being the amazing Zim and all, I would have killed the filthy vermin for doing such things to my amazingness, but! Alas, it was I who started it all and well,
I've grown to be a kind of a fair guy if you know what I mean.
I suppose you smelly readers who have nothing better to do than read this filth called a 'fan fiction' ar
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Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. Because it was a human shower and it used water, he had to cover his body in paste before going in. His soap also had paste in it. Surprisingly, it left Zim's very clean and soft after.
Zim got dressed in a tight dark purple V-neck shirt and black skinny jeans with red converse. This was Zim's normal wear, but at least he looked well enough for Dib. Ho
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Everyone harbours hatred for the one person they hated the most. Every single thing the person did made you angry, upset , and over emotional. For some reason this person got to you, no matter what. The overall outcome was that you want them gone. Out of your life forever.
But what if they were gone?
Zim looked to the large window glittered with acid. Rain. A scrawl appeared on his face. He forgot an umbrella and to bath in paste. Tapping his long talons on the hard desk, Zim let his eyes wonder across the room. Bored expressions were found on everyone's faces. Zim's eyes land on the empty desk across the room, Dib's desk.
The Dib human is absent, unlike him. Zim thought to himself.
Shrugging, Zim directed his attention back to the dismal display outside the window. At least the worm baby wasn't around to bug the amazing Zim, and by bug Zim meant simply being near him. But lately Dib hadn't been making any accusations towards the alien. Zim could even admit to the
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After more scary pop-ups and flinches from the alien, the movie ended as it showed the credits. Zim sighed and stood up, stretching his arms out and groaning but he smiled satisfied and quite goofy as well.
"Mmm...That was a great movie." Zim said, arms over his head as he heard his back pop quite loudly. Dib stretched as well with a yawn. The movie was good but watching with Zim was sooo much better.
"Hope you didn't mind me laying all over you...it's just me trying to get in your pants. I wasn't scared." Zim joked with his goofy and overly joyful smile.
Dib blushed madly, shifting his weight nervously. He knew it was a joke but for him, it was something he kind of wanted, despite his fear of intimacy. It was different with Zim yet it was so foreign wanting someone so bad.
Zim saw Dib get a bit nervous, shifting on his feet and blushing. The alien sighed and dropped his arms. "Ya know Dib, if my flirting makes you feel uncomfortable, Zim can stop." Zim said, reassuringly.
Dib's eyes w
Selfish 3My body was being jerked and something kept moving against my face. To keep my warm and comfy position, I began to hold the moving object still while muttering 'stop moving' into the squishy fabric. I felt the fleshy object clench and make a quick lunge forward with a grunt then I recognized it as Zim.Selfish 3 in Short Stories More Like This
My eyes tried to open but I was being suffocated by...Zim's stomach!? I grabbed and pulled at Zim's back. I was only half awake but everything around me was moving violently. Gir's historical screams became much louder as my senses were awakening. Suddenly I rolled onto the floor of the voot cruiser. It all happened so fast I couldn't react.
"Ah!" I uttered before hitting the cold floor.
Just as quickly as the first jolt of action from the ship, another move was yanking the ship to the right. I sled down the hard floor to have my ass in contact with the wall; it didn't help that the blanket was of a silky material.
I looked up where Zim was sitting, he was upside down since my head was a