RA TV script episode oneRA TV script episode one in Sketches More Like This
Greetings, fans of Romantically Apocalyptic
Today, we present to you the script for RA episode ONE as a pilot episode, composed by several writers from the RA production team (Rythmear, Oddshot and Alexiuss)
Because this is a 100% DeviantArt production and we have NO budget or corporate support- it is now up to YOU whether this episode and further episodes will be released.
I will now proceed to outline the costs of filming this episode and explain how you can help out, so I can release this episode for everyone here on DeviantArt, and make MORE episodes in the future, using already purchased props to make this the FIRST DeviantArt hosted, and fan sponsored TV show.
Renting a van for a week to get to filming location (abandoned hotel): $500
4 character outfits, props and sandwiches to feed actors for durat
Future Man"You sure this is a good idea?"Future Man in Humor More Like This
Scholz shot Lenning a look, her eyes narrowed threateningly.
"Okay, okay. I'm just asking." Lenning raised his hands in futility. He knew as well how desperate the situation had become.
The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) was in trouble with a capital T. The giant array of antennae was located in Alaska, power supplied by a pair of experimental Navy fusion reactors, and was capable of dumping 4.5 teravolts of electrical energy into the earth's atmosphere. The cover story was simple enough: research of earth's magnetic fields.
The reality was far more complicated: weather control, death rays from the sky. Hurricane Katrina had been the most recent experiment gone wrong; Lenning feared something far, far worse from the current fuckup.
Oh, sure, they'd learned to conjure up lighting strikes at will, wipe out entire Chinese tank divisions with a s
DiplomacyThe alien ambassador is here, sir.Diplomacy in Science Fiction More Like This
Right, Johansen turned from his Outlook inbox. Send him in.
The alien ducked his immense deep-sea-divers helmet and clunked into Johansens office, pushing the small metal cart before it. It paused comically to close Johansens door behind it, a small courtesy that made him smile.
Its environmental suit, all metal and brass fittings, was far too bulky for office furniture. It stood before his desk hissing and clicking, the tiny black eyes peering out through leaded glass portholes. Folds of skin crinkled up in a smile as the gramophone on the cart whispered its greeting.
Good day to you, Doctor Johansen.
And, to you, sir! the human shouted into the horn. Are you ready to resume where we left off yesterday? Technology trades?
Good, good! Howd your
Most Magical SwordSarith the Mage was also a master craftsman. He possessed a rare combination of talents, able to work with metal, leather, and wood as well as magic. His name was spoken with reverence among the Twenty Tribes.Most Magical Sword in Fantasy More Like This
He was a kind man, also, giving freely of his abilities to those in need. Gifts are returned in thrice, was his common response to awkward thanks offered by grateful clansmen. And his influence was great, leading by example as he did, for his neighbors bore a reputation for fairness and reliability among the Twenty.
Naturally, then, it came to pass that the invaders sought him out. The Twenty Tribes were a loose affiliation of villages really, not a unified state. And one by one they fell to Krune: master strategist and cunning tactician of the Ravaging Horde.
Krune stood before him now, a huge icon of barely contained rage. Everything about the man bespoke power, from his precise
Zeus, AgainHera found Zeus drinking alone in the Hit Room, a once biker-bar turned yuppie nightclub, now an indie tap house with a stage. Local acts played there a few nights a week; the place was usually crawling with college kids and computer nerds from AetherTek.Zeus, Again in Fantasy More Like This
It was 1986, a few years before the internet would break into public consciousness. AetherTek was a major DARPA contractor, the unseen motive force behind the recent advances in technology. It hired the best, the brightest, drained MIT and CalTech of its wizards before Microsoft and IBM even knew the kids existed. It was a young company, but a powerful force in Seattle.
Great energies swirled around AetherTek, perhaps even a touch of yes, perhaps even She. It was for this reason Hera had begun her long-procrastinated search for Zeus. Why she had come here, to this place, this time.
She stood in the damp doorway to surveil the place before e
Out With a BangCharlotte slotted another AEM round into the launch tube, raised it to her shoulder and sighted through the targeting scope. She hummed tunelessly as she did so, finally selecting a window on the 35th floor. Not too high, close enough to the ground so that most of the mass of the building was above that center of gravity. She whispered to the weapons rather stupid targeting computer.Out With a Bang in Science Fiction More Like This
Set Mode: bunker-buster. Manual Target: acquire visually. Safe and hold.
Target locked. Safe and Hold acknowledged, the AEM chirped in her ear.
Charlotte Grace Evelyn McHanson grunted happily as she lowered the tube to see what Brett was up to. She spotted him behind her, in an abandoned parking structure, waving from the topmost floor.
Abandoned. Why did she keep using that word? Everything was abandoned.
Ho Char, Bretts call came through her link.
Baby DollBaby Doll, wake up.Baby Doll in General Fiction More Like This
Cassandra rolled over and blinked up at her Daddy, who stood over her bed, a dark tower of black in her bedroom. She blinked, rubbed her eyes.
Yes, sweetheart. You have to get up. We have an emergency.
Am I late for school? Cassandra sat up then in panic, her eyes seeking the clock-radio by her bed. White numerals glowed 3:40 AM at her.
No, its an emergency. Get dressed. Shoes and socks too. Meet me downstairs as soon as you can. Hurry.
He reached out and stroked her hair then, big rough hands touching her cheek before slipping away. Hed left the lights for her to turn on, but she fumbled quickly in the dark, pulling on her jeans and locating her shoes.
Downstairs she sat on the bottom step, working a knot loose in her left shoe. Daddy stopped pacing and kneeled down to help.
A Vampire Walks into a BarA vampire walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, I havent had a drink all week.A Vampire Walks into a Bar in Humor More Like This
Aw Christ, I know how this ends.
Yup. I bit him.
Larry swirled the dregs of his IPA around before draining it with a scowl. Thats how all your stories end, Boris. He smacked his lips and raised the glass above his head, where it was swept away by Gwen the barmaid and replaced with a fresh one as if by magic. She didnt look down, didnt break stride: boom, there it was. Larry loved her for it.
Across the table Boris shrugged. I have a weakness for bartenders.
They taste different?
Try it and see. Its the environment I think. It ages the blood in ways Oh hey, Frank!
Gentlemen. Frank swung a chair around, straddled it and pounded the table with
Parental Control"Daddy! Dad! Lookit this! I drew a spider!"Parental Control in Science Fiction More Like This
Jim glanced at the wildly waving sheet of paper then back to his damaged CSS page. Why wasn't it working? Some of the little boxes surrounding text were overlapping. He scrolled slowly through a thicket of tags and commands.
"Spiders have eight legs, Champ. Not Twelve."
"I know," Billy squealed, "THIS is a megaspider!"
"Awesome. Daddy's busy."
Billy wandered off, and the CSS page still wasn't working. Maybe a broken link?
"Daddy! Somebody's at the door!"
"Tell 'em I'm busy."
"They say they're a robot collective from the Alty-Net University. I think it's a Transformer!"
"I think you mean 'Alternate Universe' and I also think you're watching too much TV. Go play."
"Billy, I'm WORKING."
"Hokay." Billy ran off again.
Oh! Here it is a broken tag.
What does it take...?"What does it takes to kill an immortal?"What does it take...? in Science Fiction More Like This
I looked up from my morning paper, and sighed. Set down my coffee and carefully unbuttoned my shirt. It was new and I did not desire it ruined. I exposed my chest and leaned back, closed my eyes.
She emptied the clip, all nine rounds. Amidst the booming I felt them enter my chest and bounce around, knicking ribs, shattering vertebrae. The shirt was wrecked anyway as I felt multiple exit wounds explode from my back. Tsk. It was one of the few hundred-dollar shirts I owned.
She sat across from me and poured herself coffee as I healed. My hearing was wrecked from the gunfire; we could not have held a normal conversation anyway. I watched her methodically reload the clip and slam it back into her gun, raining spent .32 casings into a potted plant. The gun disappeared in the folds of her coat.
Finally, I was done. I stretched, reb
Job HuntingA quarter-copper into the slot woke the kiosk, so I punched for Classified, Employment, Any. It chewed on this for a moment, communicating with Ministry bases via aetheric waves, popping a green WORKING flag out the slot on top.Job Hunting in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
FOR ANOTHER QUARTER, its bead-matrix display clacked, YOU CAN UPGRADE TO GENUINE BISON PARCHMENT! BISON IS EASY ON THE EYES, DURABLE, AND WATERPROOF!
I pulled the NO THANKS lever. The kiosk paused a moment, perhaps offended, but went back to work momentarily.
I'd once tried unicorn parchment because it sounded cool. But the rainbow sheen rendered text nigh-unreadable in direct sunlight. Bovie parch was the default, the cheapest, all I could afford. Genegeneered cow skin, basically.
The bead-matrix jittered and clacked anew, inviting me to try SHAME! THE NEWSMAG PACKED WITH TRUE EROTIC ADVENTURE TALES CERTAIN TO TITILLATE AND AMUSE!
No thanks, kiosk. Just prin
ChinaxReader: Welcome To The FamilyChinaxReader: Welcome To The Family in Romance More Like This
You walked up to the entrance of the beautiful and traditional home. As a close ally to the country of China, you found yourself here to figure out agreements for imports and exports from both of your countries.
For some reason, whenever you asked if you should travel this home, he was so against it. Only today though, he cordially invited you to his beautiful homeland to talk about your alliance.
Knocking on the doors lightly, you heard no one cry out to you. Actually, all you heard was something crashing before running footsteps came to the door for you.
The doors opened up to China, aka Yao with his hair in disorder and sticking out in all directions. It wasn't even tied up as you had been accustomed to. His eyes held exhaustion within them and he was out of breath.
He fell forward a bit and you took him in your arms,"Yao! Who did this to you!?"
"Aiyah...you don't need to worry about-"
You were about to stop him when he paused, lookin
Fem!EnglandxMale!Reader -Pt 2-Fem!EnglandxMale!Reader -Pt 2- in Romance More Like This
The days flew by beneath you and before you even knew it, it was Monday. It was such a foreign feeling, pulling out a new, fresh uniform to put on and tidying your (h/c) hair up.
Brushing off the fresh, new, blue uniform, you grinned a bit. Your (e/c) eyes were aglow and there was a pang of excitement and nervousness beginning to bulk up on your shoulders.
Daniel seemed to have problems waking up on Monday morning, causing you to have to kick him out yourself after you had prepared. Knocking him to the ground, you smiled as he groaned from discontent and walked out of your dorm.
Going downstairs and outside, you noticed a small crowd of students starting to come out from their long slumber and catch the first glimpse of the sun before starting out the day.
Taking in the warmth whilst sitting on the grass, you reflected over your hectic weekend. Daniel introduced you to a few of his friends and all of you went into the nearby city to get all your schoo
Fem!EnglandxMale!Reader -Pt 3-Fem!EnglandxMale!Reader -Pt 3- in Romance More Like This
It's been weeks since you found out about the big secret. Daniel did end up being Hungary as you suspected but worse, you and Rosa have been distant since then.
Sure, she sat behind you for 8 long hours of the day, 5 days a week, but neither of you spoke to each other. Every now and then, you believed she would try to talk to you, but she never did.
You also got to know some of the other guys such as Ukraine, Belarus and Seychelles. All of them were cool, Belarus was a bit scary and Ukraine was a bit needy at points, but other than that, you were getting along fine.
For you, school was mainly meetings, trying to compromise with the nations on how to resolve worldwide problems. Though, you realized that nothing ever got done since mainly everyone tried getting everything in at once while Monica started to yell at everyone.
Schoolwork was light and you learned barely anything. So most days, you found yourself at the library for most of the time, reading
SpainxRomano: What happened after... After a stalemate that lasted most of the second half of the game, the final whistle blows, a tie match between Spain and Italy. While Feliciano runs off to the side, whining to Ludwig about how they lost (even though they really didn't), Antonio took the hectic moment to seek out where Lovino stood.SpainxRomano: What happened after... in Romance More Like This
The brunette was standing on the side of the field, removing his sweaty blue jersey and throwing it on the grass in frustration. The Spaniard couldn't help but laugh before approaching the man, laying a hand on his shoulder,"You did better than I thought you would mi tomate."
Lovino turned his head, his eyes holding anger as he shouldered off the comforting hand,"But we didn't do good enough...stupid bastardo..." Lovino wiped beads of sweat away from his brows with his forearm, letting out a sigh. "We could've won it..."
Antonio let out a chuckle,"It's fine mi Lovi~! There's always next time, right?" The Italian didn't take much to the kind gesture.
Merman!IcelandxReader: Forbidden LoveMerman!IcelandxReader: Forbidden Love in Romance More Like This
Emil floated near to the surface of the water, the silvery-white strips of hair blocking his violet eyes slightly as he sat in wait under the calm ocean water below him.
Looking a bit in front and upward, he glared towards a cliff which stuck out of the watery depths. Many of his people had warned him to stay weary while around here for this was the symbol of the border between those who thrived in the sea, and those who lived on land.
Emil never told them though that the reason he would come to the border nearly every day was to see her. In the distance, a figure became visible on the border-marker.
The wind was lightly blowing, causing her (h/l) strands of (h/c) hair to gently sway as though they were apart of the ocean's waves, making a beautiful ripple all its own. Her eyes looked like the most gentle pools of (e/c). But the thing he loved the most was her voice which was smooth as silk and as calming as the gentle pitter-patter of rain when they
Male!BelarusxReader: Soulless EyesMale!BelarusxReader: Soulless Eyes in Romance More Like This
"Why don't you become one with me big brother?" You heard Belarus hiss at Russia amidst the chaos that most know as the World Conference. It was as if you were always drawn to him, no matter how much he wanted his own brother.
Sure, you were rather close to the three brothers; Ukraine, Russia and Belarus that is, but you mainly obsessed over the youngest of the three. Sure, they all looked rather good-looking but you thought Ukraine and Russia looked too much alike.
No, it was some odd attraction to this violent, intimidating, brother-stalking man. Maybe it was the short, platinum hair or those violet eyes. That's true, his eyes always seemed so dulled and lifeless, like he was a walking, soulless shell.
While in thought, you barely noticed that his eyes had fallen upon you staring towards him. When he walks away from his spot, you didn't even flinch until his hand gripped tightly and painfully on your shoulder.
Placing your hand atop his, tryi
Knight!GermanyxHalfDragon!Reader His hand rested on the handle of his sword, prepared to draw it in case the creature he sought were to appear. A dragon.Knight!GermanyxHalfDragon!Reader in Romance More Like This
Ruthless things they were too. Horribly big teeth, the ability to breath out fire and scaly bodies. The thought of them even bringing Ludwig to a state of pure fear.
As he ventured deeper and deeper into the woods, farther and farther from his small village and towards the dragon's den, he felt every fiber of his being tense up.
A long journey brought him to where he needed to be. Before long, he was face to face with the dragon's den. Pulling the sword, he pressed on with only his sences leading him forward towards the unknown.
Venturing through the dimly lit cave, he easily saw the end, illuminated by a crack on the top, the sunlight streaming in. Only what he saw wasn't a dragon but, a young girl asleep in a nest.
Putting the sword back into it's sheath, he approached the sleeping girl cautiously. Kneeling beside her, he s
King!GermanyxPesant!ReaderKing!GermanyxPesant!Reader in Romance More Like This
"Please don't hurt her!" The Italian cried out, holding his arm out to protect you despite that he was speaking to his best friend and boss at the same time. He was ranting and could barely hear the German silently repeating his name,"I-if she gets the death sentence...y-you'll have to kill me too!"
"Feli, no!" You cried in protest, grabbing onto his protective arm,"I won't let you get dragged into this-!"
"Will both of you shut up und listen!?" The German suddenly roared up, springing out of his seat while doing so, followed in suit by his gentle, kindhearted 'queen'. Walking up in front of you, he laid a hand on the yellow cloth that covered your shoulders before kneeling in front of you and taking your face by the chin,"I'm not going to kill her Feliciano...she doesn't look like a spy."
Your face heated up, him being so close to yours and you wearing the best cloths you have...which would be considered the worst in most Diamond people's closets.
Male!UkrainexReader: So Sweet A light hand presented itself on your shoulder, skittishly shaking your shoulder,"_-__________...? ____________, the meeting ended..." You groaned in complaint and shouldered off the hand. "____________, everyone is leaving..."Male!UkrainexReader: So Sweet in Romance More Like This
Opening your eyes, you believed you were face-to-face with Russia, only to realize that it was his older-yet slightly younger looking-brother, Ukraine. Your eyes shut once more and you sighed in defeat. "Can you carry me...?
His response was a light chuckle before you were lifted up slightly, just enough to get you on your feet. "Come on __________. How about I drive you home...?"
Leaning slightly on his chest, you nodded,"Thank you..." His arms wrapped warmly around your waist as he kissed your forehead. You were led outside, the cold winter air making you cringe.
A gust blew into your face, sending frozen flakes into your face. Shivers were sent down your spine in the meanwhile. When you heard a car door open, you immediately
AmericaxReader: Him, Ask Me!? It was such a nice thought, being surrounded by friends and goofing off as if the teacher down in the audience couldn't hear you, quoting everyone's lines and just having a blast.AmericaxReader: Him, Ask Me!? in Romance More Like This
But the main topic that floated around when the play practices and days grew longer, was prom. One word to be loathed and enjoyed by everyone who heard it floating around.
No matter how aviodable you believed it could be, you knew someone would ask you who you'd be bringing to it. It's not that you didn't know who you wanted, sure to hell you knew. But the answer might be a bit sketchy.
Unlike most kids, you were actually a young nation going to school by the name of _________ to learn a bit more about history and all that important junk.
So you didn't want a normal boy to bring you. You wanted one of the older nations to bring you there. Specifically, you wanted it to be America. He was so cheerful and enthusiastic, but he seemed like more of a bigs
A Lesson in Meanings Thank you.A Lesson in Meanings in Free Verse More Like This
Two simple words
hold no emotion.
Sorrow for What's Lost Weeping for time lost,Sorrow for What's Lost in Free Verse More Like This
she looks to the future
for what she needs
Sorrow drags her down,
Starvation Its been so long.Starvation in Free Verse More Like This
The spring of nourishment
long dried up.
Then you arrived.
Golden and beautiful.
Multitasking Another day,Multitasking in Free Verse More Like This
Mom, were hungry!
Magic Its always like this ~Magic in Free Verse More Like This
I can forgive
SecretsSecrets in Free Verse More Like This
Death comes not for me,
They come to cut out
the evil of my life.
Precious Treasures of My Mind Its there in the recessesPrecious Treasures of My Mind in Free Verse More Like This
of my mind ~
holding my soul
Holding Hands It takes courageHolding Hands in Free Verse More Like This
to hold my hand
during the storm.
My heart is yours.
Getting to Know Christina 04"Okay then if you're ready brother, let's begin Round three." Megan said as Tim went back down on the bed, which had stunk just as bad as the rest of the room, there was probably not anything that did not smell of his sister's pure fart smell, which was still increasing in power it seemed .RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!Getting to Know Christina 04 in Short Stories More Like This
A quick and devious little rip came out of Megan's butthole. It burned her asshole as she felt the increased friction of her swollen asshole, hurting from all the power that was being exerted as she kept forcing these farts as well. The smell was also horrendous, smelling just as bad as the last, with more of her sulfuric creation steaming out of her ass, but with only 4 seconds, the fart did not seem as bad as the last one. Tim did not pass out this time, so he was able to give his grades quickly, the smell was an 8, the sound was a 5, the length was a 4 and the overall power was a 6. Total, she
The Gassy Cousins 3 - Part 1THE GASSY COUSINS 3The Gassy Cousins 3 - Part 1 in Short Stories More Like This
It was late October and here I laid on the ground, a flatten surface that had been cleared out for a distance that covered about five acres. A blue tarp was pressed between my slumbering body and the ground. I could hear the small chirping noise of birds around me as a cool damp air descended upon the area. A fog was forming within the valley that I was sleeping in. The sun was just starting to rise in the southeast over a grouping of hills nearby and the light was starting to get to my eye. It was about time for me to get up as it were, but I decided to wake up whenever I wanted to. I could already hear the commotion about a mile or so away from me as breakfast was being cooked for me, but something much bigger was cooking within me that I knew just had to escape, something rather large and rather foul: my Morning Thunder. I made sure my ass was positioned in the right direction, that alone could make or break the day for me and I prepared for the h
Day of Reckoning - PrologueI. PROLOGUEDay of Reckoning - Prologue in Short Stories More Like This
Too many rumors, too many stories, too much had been building up for the past few years. I had felt as if it were time to finally settle the score. I had extended the invitation to eight special women, females of gifted gassy capabilities, of strength and of power and of utter dominance. The location was secluded, far away from any form of civilization, since I knew what I was going up against. I had written the characters and had their stories told, now I wanted to see them in action, up close and personal and determine for myself who the gassiest was. So, I went out and set the field for the eight-person tournament and sent out the invitations to those girls available. They were Christina Lopez, my original tall Hispanic gassy woman, Jade Lee, her Asian and gigantic friend with lethal butt fumes. Next was a pair of sisters, Megan Williams, a cheerleader and rival of sorts to Christina and her younger, larger and much gassier sister Katie Williams. Next came in Kelly Hayne
The Farting Giantess - Part 5For the next half hour, Christina was walking down both 4th and King Streets before walking onto the freeway. For her, it took a bit to get used to the various road surfaces, which occasionally cracked underneath her immense weight. She was a big girl in her normal life, but as a 175-foot giantess, she was beyond measurements. Her gas valve had been turned off momentarily as the gas-producing process began anew with more of the chili that she had eaten. The worst part about Christina’s farts were that they lasted most of the day, one meal could supply her with farts to last the day, three meals and that equates to more farts spread out at various parts. 30 bowls of chili were enough to have her fart large and juicy rippers for a couple of days. Her stomach had felt at ease but she could sense the bubbling going on within her, more rotten gas was being produced, it was only a matter of time.The Farting Giantess - Part 5 in Short Stories More Like This
Back in the helicopter that carried Bill, Parker and Tim, both Bill and Tim were starting
Gassy Cousins 2 - Part 5Kelly moved quickly as she got up from her bed and hurried over to the bathroom, still with a slight scent from her gas that was hovering around. Lowering her gas-burdened underwear and jeans to the floor Kelly sat her deliciously bubble butt on the ground as she felt the crap surge up within her. It was only a few seconds before she unleashed her first thunderous blast of scat-induced flatulence.Gassy Cousins 2 - Part 5 in Short Stories More Like This
Echoing through their ears Briana and Sam found themselves in a free-fall into the cavern of Kelly’s rectum as they began to feel their entire bodies vibrate with the force of the gas. As they fell downward toward the exit of the rectum they felt the fart blast them with large droplets of shitty water along with basketball-sized pieces of crap all mixed into a hurricane of unseen proportions with winds stronger than th
The Gassy Cousins 4 - Part 2“Run!” I yelled out, not too loud of course so Kelly couldn’t hear us, but enough to let the kid know that I meant business. We began running until we were a good 25 feet away from our previous positon. There we watched with complete fascination as Kelly leaned her body over to her right, lifting her left leg up in the process and her asscheek and began to let rip a powerful, really powerful fart.The Gassy Cousins 4 - Part 2 in Short Stories More Like This
Inside a Farting Girl's Ass 01INSIDE CHRSTINA LOPEZ'S BUTTInside a Farting Girl's Ass 01 in Short Stories More Like This
Christina Lopez used her roller blades to navigate the busy streets of San Francisco one Tuesday afternoon, with a grumbling stomach. Wearing a green tank top with a long pair of blue jeans that tightly hugged her enormous ass and large calves; she gracefully moved her legs to power the blades down the street toward her home. Christina's butt though was her defining figure and the one she was best known for in a multitude of ways. She didn't know if she had the ability to make it home or not before she had to let one rip. But as soon as she arrived at the secret entrance to the government facility, she was able to navigate herself to the nearest bathroom. There, Christina walked through the doorframe, which was only less than a foot from the top of her head and stood up high over the toilet, dwarfing it in size. She stripped off her pants and purple underwear and plopped her butt on the seat, covering it completely with bits of butt hang
Day of Reckoning - R1: Jade vs. StephanieIt was almost two full hours after Katie’s arrival when I called the first two contestants into the main chamber. I placed strips of paper with the four contests in a bowl to determine which one would go first and selected the matchup between #2 Jade and #7 Stephanie. This first contest was going to be a trendsetter for how the other contests would go, I wasn’t entirely sure on how the format would be for the contest, but I was about to find out when I called the two women into the chamber. Stephanie walked in with a lot of swagger as she felt the gas brewing up within her and an opportunity coming up to release it all and torture her competitor, but she was unaware of the seeding of the competition and was a bit surprised to see Jade walk in. The floor shook as Jade carried her hefty 300+ pound body into the room and looked with glee as she saw the smaller mother down below her. To most people Stephanie was a giant of a woman, but Jade was not most people and the oldest ofDay of Reckoning - R1: Jade vs. Stephanie in Short Stories More Like This
The Night My Sister had Gas - Part 1THE NIGHT MY SISTER HAD GASThe Night My Sister had Gas - Part 1 in Short Stories More Like This
Or rather I should say the night my Sister had GAS, and not just any gas, mad gas, insane gas, over-the-top gas, gas unlike any I had ever witnessed before. It was a Friday night just over a year ago where my Sister, Samantha Fernley, had such bad gas that it changed my life forever. One could probably count on one hand the number of people who had worse farting episodes than my Sister did that evening. Her gas wasn’t just abundant or raunchy or extensive, it was legendary. That’s right, my Sister was releasing the kind of gas that only legends could produce and even then may only be able to do once. You had to be there to witness the specialness of that evening, after which it felt natural that such an event had to be recorded. Maybe even in the annals of human history could such a story be necessary. I still wonder to this day if scientists could have made something of her gas that night, that she was passing gas so much that th
The Gassy Cousins 3 - Part 3At my current size, the top of the stadium was below the level of my butt, so I could have clearly stood over the stadium and watched the entire game as if I were in a blimp, but it’s my birthday and I couldn’t be standing the entire time. Therefore, space was created by taking out individually some 15,000 seats in the southern part of the stadium, the bottom of the horseshoe so to speak and the space that remained was created into a special seat for me to view the game. Even with that, I was still higher than the top of the stadium, but everyone was more than accommodating for the football game. The only bad part was…I was still feeling very gassy. I already knew when the first opportunity for me to break wind would be. Prior to the game’s beginning, as the crowd filed in dressed in scarlet and gray to cheer on the Bucks a special ceremony was done to honor my birthday. Everyone applauded me for the effort and seemingly enjoyed the fact that I was here attendinThe Gassy Cousins 3 - Part 3 in Short Stories More Like This
FireThe ink stains the paper,Fire in Free Verse More Like This
on every word.
Just like yours,
are the scars on me.
The words that you pour,
hot and stinging,
making their mark,
just by passing through.
Maybe you don't realize,
but you should soon figure it out.
What an idiot you are,
like 1/2 the human race.
Burning as you touch,
too ignorant to tell,
your on fire,
with your anger.
Gifting me with new pains,
what happy works you have performed.
When I flood out the ink,
and wash away with water,
it leaves a water mark,
so no matter, in all permanence,
I don't care.
PenHelp me disappear,Pen in Free Verse More Like This
sink into the paper
that I'm writing on.
Put the essence of me,
into the ink.
So I can go out,
with a thunder,
and shake the reader.
Get into your heart, soul, spirit.
And find my way,
find a place,
where maybe you,
will accept me,
if no one else.
Is there no one else,
to rise to the occassion?
Is there no one?
Can no one find me?
Though I lurk in dark,
in my own despair,
I'm not hard to find.
Just hard to relate.
I have to go now,
and fade faste.
don't fail me now.
Even in this dark.
Please come through for me.
You be the thunder,
after my lightening.
Allow me now,
let me shine in,
Please let me melt,
into your heart,
and pour mine in yours.
Gift me a glance,
of my best.
Glorious GraveWhen I am stricken,Glorious Grave in Free Verse More Like This
which I will be,
don't let them,
hold me down longer.
When I drown,
in this solitude,
which I will soon,
hold me down.
Please be careful,
not to break my,
bent up body.
Please be gentle,
not to hurt my,
cuts and wounds.
To bleed, to bleed.
To hurt, to need.
When I leave,
which I'm sure I will,
don't take me,
all together still.
Just let me,
heap on coals,
to build the fire.
just leave me be,
Please be careful,
not to break my,
bent up body.
Please be gentle,
not to hurt my,
cuts and wounds.
To bleed, to bleed.
To hurt, to need.
When I go,
which I must and will,
don't wave goodbye.
Just carry me home,
to my bed,
Don't let those binds,
that I am in,
hold me down longer.
Please be careful,
not to break my,
bent up body.
Please be gentle,
not to hurt my,
cuts and wounds.
To bleed, to bleed.
To hurt, to need.
Don't decorate me,
with your lies.
Don't dress the wounds,
that led to my de
Trust me I knowWhat a lie,Trust me I know in Free Verse More Like This
what a phrase,
what a comfort,
what a haze.
We say it over and over.
Like we understand.
are sick twisted things.
Oh, I know, yes I know,
what a lie,
was just told,
but I hold my tongue,
and don't say a word.
Please don't ask me twice,
I don't and I won't,
believe your advice.
How sad you must be,
a burden for all,
an excuse to be sad.
A truth can't be found.
Too bad, all I wanted,
was a hug and a help,
not a lie like you told,
to compensate with a spell,
spell of love, tried to cast,
over and over again,
with the same magic words.
such tired, tired words.
You sick, twisted creature,
goodbye now and forever.
Trust me, you don't know.
The Broken AnthemImagining me,The Broken Anthem in Free Verse More Like This
in newfound glory,
if thats possible.
as what I want to be.
Holding me head high,
my mouth works.
I taste the dryness,
and I hold my breathless lungs,
all the while singing,
the anthem of my life.
Filled with doubt,
a melody of regrets,
I sing so proudly.
And, when I turn,
all about me,
are hundreds and thousands,
of people behind me,
know the words.
Together, we sing strong.
Establishing the prayers of the broken.
Feelings FleeIt's a tingling that,Feelings Flee in Free Verse More Like This
more or less dances,
on the surface of your heart,
than dives deep down,
to the innermost chambers,
but you don't mind,
because it's a good feeling.
It's the way you have,
when you make a coffee,
with a little bit too much,
sugar and heat.
And you burn,
but it tastes so good.
It's a tear in your eye,
that is not sad,
but is there, nonetheless.
It's a fear in your mind,
that searches for worries,
and waits for acceptance.
It's a hope that you have,
somewhere deep inside,
that you realize has always been.
It's a moment in time,
the very first time,
you can't find the words to speak.
It's a nervousness,
in the pit of your stomach,
little butterflies floating around,
that makes you lightheaded,
but you don't want to lay down.
It's a feeling you show,
for the simple fact,
that you, can't hide it.
It's the way that they know,
what your trying to confide.
And this sweet sacrifice,
that you make each day,
in wishes, in letters love,
bends you backwards
Say itWhats simple for some,Say it in Free Verse More Like This
is far too difficult for me.
I can't it's simple to say,
hard to do,
I can't do anything.
It is so easy to say,
why won't my,
mouth serve me once,
say it, say no, say "I can't".
I am silent.
You go away,
in the cruelest of ways.
You torture me,
over and over.
No regrets, remember?
It's so very easy.
Two little words,
your mouth refuses,
to say to him.
I can't say no.
What seems so very,
even to me,
is far too difficult.
Whatever it takes.
Thats what I,
I stumble over,
them every time.
Love makes you blind,
Used BareAs I step down,Used Bare in Open More Like This
to the bare minimum,
and last pages,
in my book of thought,
I begin to read,
what I have written,
and at that point I know.
I now understand,
what everyone sees.
What everyone sees,
and speaks nothing of.
I am heartbroken.
I am misplaced.
I am missing,
a couple marbles,
some other parts.
And, they are still rolling.
All around me,
I can feel them,
but I can't find them anywhere.
I have allowed myself,
to lose myself.
To lose what was me.
To let loose a heart,
that was never mended,
and set it burn,
for all lost.
So much lost.
To grow roses,
all around my lifeless self,
so as the thorns,
can be imbeded,
into my very being.
So I will be forever,
reminded that everything,
is still bitter.
To remind me,
of the pain and scars,
that I will always bear.
As I reached,
the bare minimum,
I found I was used up.
You Are a LieI've been inclined,You Are a Lie in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
what I've been,
told about you.
I've been denied,
all the things,
you had told me,
I just now,
you will press,
the panic button.
Now, all I know,
is that I'm not safe here.
I'm not safe here.
I'm not safe. (safe,safe,safe,safe)
All the lies...
You weren't mine.
BetrayedYou paint,Betrayed in Free Verse More Like This
such a pretty picture,
with your words.
they were lies,
I would have liked,
to keep them awhile.
I am sorry,
you lost sleep,
so often, over me.
I am sorry,
that you kept,
I am sorry,
that you planned,
all too often,
But what lies,
have you burned me with.
Not like slaps,
like hot coals,
I am sorry,
I ignored you.
I left you alone.
I was alone too.
You are so,
I don't know what you are.
I don't know you,
I never did.
I couldn't help,
what I felt.
I am sorry,
that I love you.
I am sorry,
that you are too.
And you left me,
high and dry.
Too bad all you left,
Drowning In Your IgnoranceI will float on the surface until a wave crashes my headDrowning In Your Ignorance in Free Verse More Like This
I shall swim to my freedom until I end up dead
I will bob in the water until hopefully I drown
You laugh at me from up there, on such higher ground.
Yes I am inferior, I have no means of setting things right
I try to, I really do, but my fuck up is your delight
I guess I'll just keep swimming, no one will miss me when I'm gone
My heart is still present although alittle worn.
Living, Breathing HatredWhy are we always happy and full of life when there is no life left in us?Living, Breathing Hatred in Free Verse More Like This
We pretend to be content with this abitrary joke that's been handed out to us
Why do we mope when we know nothing will change?
For self-pity, regret, even a hint of shame?
No, self-loathing's the one that's got us all bemused.
I know how stupid this may seem but it infact is true;
I ache every day, and I ache because of you
You are my underlying reason but the peripherals always change
Today I'm sad because of the weather, tomorrow cos I'm ashamed
To hold my head up high and be the one I want to be
Not a fraud that hides in dark corners, I want to be someone pure
Whether it can happen or not the hate won't go away
It creeps into my bedroom and forces me to let it stay
Slowly ties me to my lonesome chair
Laughs at my pain, flashes me a cold blank stare
Because the pain is not real, it's all in my head
It made me feel like my insides were dead
Hate crawled on top of me and then took off my clothes
After my efforts
See me as I am?For those of us that have bodies better hidden awaySee me as I am? in Other More Like This
It's unfair for one to say
"You are beautiful"
It's unkind to say how lovely we are
And that we should never change.
For I have dreamt to look like the model I would never be
The model not afraid to show bare skin
The one that was free
However much I wish it I know it'll never be
I cannot reverse what I've done to my body.
I've come to accept that things will never change
I am who I am, this mind, this body
I've accepted the way I look and the glances it took
For people to accept the way I am
However many I consult, however many I revolt
I will always be me.
Red SamI watch it play out in front of my eyesRed Sam in Free Verse More Like This
I watch you lie your way into her heart
And with each lie she believes your worth it
She believes you try, but realisation sinks in
She realises you don't care
She sees you for what you are
But she goes back everytime
With just a glimmer of hope
Wondering if this time you will say the words she longs to hear
Hoping you will make the grand gesture she's been waiting for
It doesn't come
It will never come
Depression floods back to her, she welcomes it at the door
She doesn't question it anymore
It's everlasting presence is more than she can bare.
Killing Off Selected MemoriesKilling Off Selected Memories in Free Verse More Like This
Escorted home by moonlight, I drink myself to sleep
I walk a mile without a smile, and then profess to weep
My poison arms around your neck, I tripped and fell to the ground
I got back up, steadied myself, looked up to see your frown
This is my weekly ritual, this is my weekly shame
To go out on the town until I forget my own name
Abandoned by the people that were supposed to love me most
Thinking about them now, they are all but ghosts
I think about them often and try and drown their voices out
Sometimes with Johnny Walker, other times I scream or shout
What difference does it make? It's no concern of yours
If I want to live like this, it's my life not yours
Do not try and judge me, try to tell me there's a better way
To live and breathe without my liquid courage, there's no way I would stay
I would wilt away into some form of despair
You would leave me be if you truly cared.
This unbreakable cycle is my life, a sullen life of hell
Week by week, day by day, it's my story to tell
Echo of me...Too horrible a truth to be revealedEcho of me... in Free Verse More Like This
So I did just that, I kept it concealed
Left my lover to wonder what was wrong
But deep down he knew it all along.
An ugly truth, I knew and forgot
Drenched away, shot by shot
Poisoned by liquor, beaten by love
Too heavy a heart to push or shove.
I had it all, I had a heart
You would've too if you played smart
But what good is love when the day is done?
I want to know did you have fun...
Playing with my heart, messing with my soul?
Was that your aim? Was that your goal?
I was left to drown, left to weep
You can have my letters, they're yours to keep.
What's mine is yours and what's yours is yours
You hated everything I adored
But opposites attract, or so I'm told
I loved you more than I cared to show.
But love is cruel, and love is kind
It was to me before I lost my mind
I am a picture of a picture of who I used to be
Yes indeed, I am no longer me.
'Heart' You Say? What Heart?I won't kill myself, I'll wait for you to do it for me'Heart' You Say? What Heart? in Free Verse More Like This
Little by little, you kill me every day
You weigh down my heart 'til it can only fade away
That is if you use the term "heart" loosely
When apathy fails and emotions show through
I never wanted to let you see, 'Cos then you'd rip me apart
But you came, you saw, you conquered my heart
But you hate me and I am slowly beginning to hate you
Tea By The Trenches...The war is overTea By The Trenches... in Other More Like This
We lost the fight
With trembling hands
We shot on sight
Knee deep mud
Cold hard faces
Looked to the left
All the dead's paces
Advaced then fell
Mowed down with ease
While all the generals
Sat, sipping tea
Pointed on a map
That's where we'd attack
Little did we know
We'd fall 5 k back
Over the top
One after another
We gave what we gave
When asked to recall
My dear old friend
All I'll say is...
You cannot comprehend
The everlasting impression
Of James in my head
Writhing in pain
Two seconds from death
Then the silence that followed
His last ever breath
His face gaunt, hollow.
The Joy Of AcceptanceWho do I think that I'm kidding?The Joy Of Acceptance in Free Verse More Like This
I will always be locked in your eyes
I will glisten and shine in the foulest way
I am only kidding myself
For I will never leave your left hand side
My survival depends on yours
And it pains me so...
When you say my name it's unlike anything I have heard before
Words filled with spite and rage
But you say them all the same
And I am so grateful
How long will this patronising game go on?
Five Winters have past since we called ourselves "friends"
Five long Winters, I cried myself to sleep every night
One thousand, eight hundred and twenty six days have past
And I feel the same
The Sorrowful RainRain, Rain, wash away my painThe Sorrowful Rain in Free Verse More Like This
I hope you do not return again
Camoflauged against my tears
You are far too much to endear
You only come when there's a storm inside
And all the feelings that I can no longer hide
Twist and turn to reveal themselves
Deeper into my soul you delve.
Rain, Rain, pass through this place
And leave us be without a trace
For we hurt enough without your contempt
We need you not to lament
Rain, why do you feel the need to wash away my smile?
Couldn't you let it stay, at least for a little while?
You leave a harsh silence when you are through
For Rain, Rain, you show more emotion than I do.
The Bet, Part 4The gym teacher made the class get into rows. Jade and Virgil stood next to eachother.The Bet, Part 4 in Short Stories More Like This
The gym teacher yelled, "Start!"
He blew his whistle.
Being smart, Jade and Virgil put some space between them and the other classmates.
They both began the squats. Jade had reached 7 when...
Virgil gave looked at Jade, and she smiled.
"You SURE you don't want to use the toilet?" Virgil asked.
"I'm FINE, V."
She squated again.
Jade froze for a moment.
Virgil looked at Jade's butt. "Uh, Weren't those shorts red, not red-brown?"
Jade looked surprise. "What?"
She looked at her butt. A small brown stain had appeared.
"Well, i just can't leave now! You know he never let's kids leave during an exersize!"
"So what are 'ya going to do?"
Her stomach growled loudly, and Jade bent over in pain.
"Virg, I don't think...."
Virgil's eyes showed panic.
Jade sounded desperate. "Use... Plan J."
Virgil was surprised. "Now, Jade, if I get detention again..."
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"Ok, Il meet you there..no, I won't forget this time, alright? Ok bye."
Every year, there hometown host a special carnival, celebrating the 4th of July. It's always been fun, and every time Virgil, Jade, and the rest of the gang go there.
Virgil looked at his watch.
"Jeez, where is everybody? That girl can NEVER be time..."
He was wearing charcoal black shorts with white sneakers that seemed to gleam in the moons light. His shirt was also black.
Just then Jade and Susan arrived. Susan had on blue jeans with "apple bottom" on the back. Her top was a plain white shirt with the logo, " ^_^"
Jade was wearing shorts as well, but hers red. Her shirt was orange with the phrase, "Bite me" on it.
"Hey...where's Nick?" Jade asked.
"He couldn't make it. Said that his parents didn't want him wasting a 4th of July at a carnival this year."
"Oh, so it's just us?" Susan said.
Virgil wrapped his
The Tutor Part 2"What? That's crazy!" Virgil said.The Tutor Part 2 in Short Stories More Like This
"I know. It's terrible."
It was lunchtime. Jade had just finished talking about her new tutor to Virgil. It was Monday, and during the weekend Jade was forced to hold every fart and burp in while around someone.
"When I went into my room, I swear I farted for 14 seconds! Ms. Dank made me hold it in for HOURS."
"Well...what are you gonna' do about it?"
Jade looked down at her plate of pizza.
"I don't know...."
Virgil thought for a moment.
"I have a an idea."
Jade looked up. "Hmm?"
"If your mom is paying her to be polite,"
"Yes..." Jade said.
"Then if you ARE polite, she won't be needed anymore."
Jade looked at Virgil with a blank stare.
"Jeez, why didn't I think of that before?" She said.
Virgil agreed with a nod.
"Yeah I....wait what?"
Jade went straight home from school to put her plan into motion. She got herself ready to be as nice and polite as possible.
She stopped in front of her door.
Jade took a deep bre
The Tutor Part 1It was the weekend. It has been only one day since Jade and Jasmine ate the laxatives in school to see who could not use the bathroom longest.The Tutor Part 1 in Short Stories More Like This
It was 11:00 A.M, and Jade was in her bedroom, sleeping.
Farts were heard through her snoring.
Abruptly, Jade's mother opened her door.
"Jade! Wake up!"
Jade was still mumbling.
"Yeah Virgil....I would love some of your-
Suddenly Jade jumped up from her bed, causing herself to accidently fall to the floor.
"Uhhh..." Jade moaned. "Whats wrong?"
I have to show you something. Come to the living room."
"Well...what is it?"
"Something I should have gotten you a long time ago."
Jade was confused. (I don't like the sound of this..) She thought.
While in her white t-shirt and blue pajamas, she went down the stairs.
(Why did mom wake me up? I was having such a nice dream...)
When she went to the living room, she saw a female, sitting down at the table.
"Hello, Jade." The women said.
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"I can't believe she kicked me out of the house...AGAIN!" Jade screamed to the air. Her mother, Amy, forced Jade to leave after a big argument.
(Whatever...I don't need her)
Jade was still her blue pajamas with red polka dots. She had socks on her feet, and had on a blue shirt with a pink panda on it. Unfortunately, it was 8:00 in the morning, and Jade had not taken a shower yet.
(Il...just take a walk, I guess)
Jade began walking away from her house, and into the local park.
(What's everybody lookin, at?) She thought to herself. (Acting like they never saw a girl with pjs on before..) Just then she let loose a very loud bassy fart. Her pajamas even rippled from the force.
(Ooh, that one might have left a mark.)
Jade was kicking a rock on the ground, not paying attention, and accidently walked into someone.
"Hey, watch where your going!" The young girl said.
"Jeez sorry! Who put a beehive in your
The Bet Final Part"Skipping class....running in the hallways...defecation on the floor!? Do you have ANYTHING to say for yourselfs???"The Bet Final Part in Short Stories More Like This
Mr. Myers yelled at Jade and Virgil.
"Uh...well you see.."
He was interuppted by Jade's fart.
They both snickered.
They stopped laughing.
"You children have been a thorn in my side since the beggining of the year! But...I'm feeling "generouse" today.
The kids looked confused.
"it's before lunch. If you both leave school now, I'll put this behind me. Just....I just don't want to see your faces."
"Are we expelled?" Jade asked.
"I wish..." Mr. Myers mumbled under his breath. He walked away grumbling about a headache.
"Ok Virg, let's go to my place then."
They got up and left the office.
While leaving, they saw Jasmine walking as well, holding her stomache.
"Jas, what are you-
Jasmine had a look of pain.
"Look, before you say anything, you win, allright?"
Jade looked confused. Virgil smiled and said, "Don't worry! Ms. Toots ove
The Tutor Final PartJade and Virgil went up to the lunch line.The Tutor Final Part in Short Stories More Like This
"Jade, you are going to eat the WORST this school has to offer."
Jade thought for a second.
"Wait...you don't mean..."
Virgil smiled. "Yep. Our schools "Terrific Tuna sandwich."
The tuna sandwhich is the most horrible sandwhich their school has made. Every student that has it stays home for days, due to diarrhea.
Virgil picked up the plate and brought it back to their table.
"Virg, you can't make me eat that!"
"If you want to be rid of Ms. Dank, then you will eat it."
Jade made a sour face.
"This better work..." She said.
Jade picked up the sandwhich and ate it.
"Remember, you have to be mean, and not show any manners to Ms. Dank, allright?"
While Jade was walking home from school, who stomach gurgled loudly.
(Jeez it's starting already) She thought to herself)
She entered her door and saw her tutor watching television.
"Why hello, Jade."
Jade made an angry face. But it dissapeared.
(Oh, this is going to be fun)
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"Are you ready yet?" Sadie yelled.
"I'm coming! Just wait." Ashley replied .
Ashley walked down the stairs, the steps creaking from the force of her weight. She wore tight blue shorts with a matching blue shirt.
"Let's go already!" Kelly said.
The four of them, Kelly, Sally, Sadie, and Ashley, began walking to their local amusement park.
"I can't wait!" Sadie said.
"Just don't get sick on the rides again.." Kelly muttered.
They arrived, and were greeted with the smell of greasy amusement park food.
"That smells great.." Ashley said, sniffing the air. "Let's eat first."
After waiting on line, (and giving a nice view to anyone standing behind them) they found a table.
Their seats slightly bent as they sat down.
After devouring there food, the four of them searched for a ride.
"That looks like fun." Sally said, as she pointed to a roller-coaster.
Kelly's stomach rumbled.
"You ok?" Sad
Character Bio: Jasmine ScenterCharacter BioCharacter Bio: Jasmine Scenter in Profiles More Like This
Eye color: Green
Hair: Long brown
Favorite Food: Cheesecake
Ethnicity: African American
Likes: Farting, eating, running
Dislikes: Losing, staying in one place too long, cleanliness,
Jasmine is the sister of Kade; their mother thought having two children with similiar names would be cute. Like Jade, Jasmine likes sports, but prefers to just run more than anything. She also likes farting along with her sister. Jasmine always wins, though. Both girls are very similiar, but they always disagree on two things; their hair, and who is a better farter.
REQUEST: Pool PartyThis story contains fart and toilet humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.REQUEST: Pool Party in Short Stories More Like This
"So it's decided? We're all coming to my house Saturday, right?"
"Yeah, Cindy, it's gonna' be fun."
"And V, tell your GIRLFRIEND to not make my pool her own gassy jacuzzi!"
The crew was discussing Cindy's pool party. It was lunch at school.
"Hey, shes not my girlfriend, alright?" Virgil insisted.
"Whatever....Nick, your bringing the hot dogs?"
"Yep, and Virg. and I will cook."
"Hah, you mean YOUR cooking. I ain't no chef!"
"As long as there's food. Jade, what about you?" Cindy asked.
"I'm bringing the ice cream."
Susan looked worried.
"Um, Jade, you and ice cream don't mix well.."
"Thanks for the warning, mom!"
"Hey, I'm trying to help you! As soon as I see bubbles I'm swimming to the other side."
"Hmpf." Jade grunted.
"Ok, so we are all set." Cindy said. "By the way, I'm inviting Hannah."
Jade's eyes widened.
"Hannah? You know she hates me!"
Once Upon a TimeI don't need noOnce Upon a Time in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
once upon a time
that isn't for real
I don't need
happily ever after
because I know
it won't come true...
...or has it?
why aren't we on that same page?
because we do counterpart
heart and soul
you are my other side
of the mirror
I see me in you
and you in me
I don't need no once upon a time
because this is for real
I don't believe in fairytales
but I do believe in you
They all confirm it
they say you're so good
such a man
no need for a
fancy love story
we've got everything
that a person could
we complete each other
like heart and soul
what more could one need
no need for a tale
because we got something good
without that story
PedestalPedestal is falling downPedestal in Free Verse More Like This
Because you jumped head first
Into the pool of hot emotions
And now I just dont make you buzz
With warm feelings anymore
Because youve gotten to know me
You didnt believe them when they said I was crazy
Now you see
And now you flee
For that you said must not be meant to be
When the times get tough, you cant stick around
Your high wore off when your head hit the bottom
and now no ones there to help you up because you blew it
no one can tame
you care what they think
so you can never love
or admit it if you do
it makes me feel unloved
she lives in a cosmo world
so shell never fall for you
but you can sure try
you just want what you can have
and will hurt others to get it
you dont really care
you just met me
why so soon?
Did you really feel the way you did?
Or was this a way to get what you wanted
When nothing else worked out for you
Im just another notch on t
Trying to Capture a CrushYou sit on the roofTrying to Capture a Crush in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
and watch me below
knowing I'm too young
a kitten to catch
too young, too small
what about my coming of age
will that change
you closed-up ways
Summerscape of '07Hot, sweaty studio apartmentSummerscape of '07 in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
With expensive A/C
A run past the cemetery
To catch up with you at work
Body odor seeping out
From a sticky summer
Slowly going bad from sitting out
Songs of 07 pouring out the stereo
Night life in at Beer 30
Of never going back
To life in my hometown
And just staying with you
And the fabulous night life
To what later would be age of the new lover
Who would be gone as soon as he arrives
Still resonating on me
Still for now lets be stuck in time
From a year ago
And enjoy the moment while its here
Before life goes on and starts to suck
If I had stayed then what
Would we have drifted apart
And another man consumes my life
And my emotions
Hot, sticky, nights
In a studio apartment
And listening to songs of 07
How those days linger
When I listen to those songs
The days long before a new man came
And changed my heart
Only to leave me alone
And without either of
Master Mind of Evilyou have a wayMaster Mind of Evil in Free Verse More Like This
of slipping past me
and causing destruction
Is it your mind that's bored
and robbed of brain food?
You're out looking out for everyone
like an undercover superhero
destruction and safety
are your closest neighbors
all you know blows up on your face
and somehow you walk away
without a scratch
Struggles with LoveIt's hard to tell you I love youStruggles with Love in Free Verse More Like This
if you don't care and like me back
But if you love me then tell me
and remember I will always love you
You're for me
I feel I have to say how I feel
I hope you love me
I care and you may too
but give me a sign if you do
How was I supposed to act
when I was told you despised me
I love you, I love you thousands
millions, trillions of times
I'm the one who understood you
when they all thought you were obnoxious
The one who didn't have to know you
well enough to see your good side
But I am not good enough
for you to care
Come on, baby, tell me what's up
Doubtssometimes I wonderDoubts in Free Verse More Like This
if it's love
or not wanting to be alone
I need to know now
before I fall too deep
why do you love me?
is it for the reasons
you loved the others?
are you so scared
of being alone
that you latched onto me
after saying things
that you say about me?
who is just like you?
is it me?
or was it her?
who is the beautiful girl
that came to you
when you weren't looking?
was it me?
or was it her too?
after so many chances
I took mine
but I wish I was
the only one
you felt all those ways about
why do you love me?
It's driving me nuts!
what about me is so special
makes me stand out from
and any and all others?
I leave you with....
why do you think
you love me?
ConfusionsHow can you love someoneConfusions in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
and hate his brother?
And how can you hate someone
whose brother you love
the answer to my question
is in the heart itself
but boy, I love you so
and how else do I let you know
How can you hate someone
who is like a brother to you?
How can you hate someone who's
mother and father love you
the answers, my friend, are in the heart
but man I can't stand you
How would you like it
if I was unfriendly to you
Will everyone quit confusing me!
Confusion's the word
same thing as absurd
But I know it my own damn fault
the confusions gotta come to a halt
Sometimes sadness overrules
the solves my confusion
It will just be an illusion
but stay like you are now
don't be the enemies I often find
Right now I'm going out of my mind
Don't be confusing
or mean or cruel
that's my rule for you
The Parkwhen I go to placesThe Park in Free Verse More Like This
we used to go
the places where
I used to see you,
it just isn't the same
but I remember all too well
I was crazy about you
but it was bound to end
the chance with you
for us to be together
but that's all over
it was time to move on
to love another
to take new chances
pursuit was fruitless
there was no point
they were right
but it's all ancient history
what all I had for you
so I can't really say,
"Let's try again"
you don't seem right for me
you were all I dreamed of
but time changes people
you put on a front
because you were shy
maybe not allowed to express yourself
but I found out about you
I read it all
about what you had to say
to the world
was caught by surprise
but not too much somehow
it was said once
that you were always in the shadow
seemed discouraged at the comparisons
and lack of attention
I thought you were
the better one
well, it was high time
Changes in the Name of BoysWe're all searching forChanges in the Name of Boys in Free Verse More Like This
our angel in disguise
even if we're stripped of
who we are
men and libidos
and man's touch
and all is gone
of what we are
except you and him
like romance is your Zen
disappear into nothingness
no one wants you here
but you're not wanted there
the fire of passion is hot
and the train moves fast
through your heart and loans
it's moving faster
at lightning speed
and you're riding shotgun
with your hair in the wind
trying to catch a kiss
while you're holding on so tight
and your angel is right beside you
But why did you do it
after your had yourself
laid out for life
and after what your told me
why you never did it for him or anyone else
where did you go?
when did he come along?
I didn't know that was you
that's not what you told me
his touch does what no one can
So he's locked to you for life
he got the key made
but two seconds ago
there was nothing
it's all moving too soon
slow it down
slow it down
you'll be alot happier
you say you'll ke