NewspaperJoking can be funny... but also annoying!!
Yesterday, in my lunch-break, I went to the restaurant next to my butchery. I choosed my meal and brought it to the table. Some tables away, I saw a man and, I guess, his wife. Left to his plate, the popular newspaper 'Blick' (English: Look). I went over him and asked, if the newspaper is free. The man answered: "Not really, no."
First, you can't say that, when you're not reading or even holding it.
Second, you could answer: "I'm sorry, I'm about to read it right now/soon.
After he said this, I apologized for disturbing and wanted to go away. But then he yelled back: "Of course it's free! I just made a Joke!!" *smiled* First I made a face like -> -.-
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Marge had already had her hands full keeping up the house before they came, but things seemed even harder on her now with Coset
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"He called me WHAT?" Lisa yelled at the top of her lungs, causing a picture frame to fall off of the kitchen wall. "Why that little... when I get my hands on him I'll..." Lisa growled, making strangling motions with her hands in an eerily similar way as their father would.
"Just forget it; he was saying it to hurt me, not you," said Bart as he sat at the kitchen table with Lisa directly across from him. Lisa had kept pestering him until he finally let her in on the fight he'd had with Milhouse. A persistent one she was, but he knew that she only had his best interest in mind and it did feel good to get it off his chest and to confide in someone.
"It's no big deal really. Everyone knows you're as pure as snow Lis," Ba
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A slight breeze had started to pick up and Bart watched on with keen interest as the pile of leaves Bob had labored over so tirelessly began to scatter, just a little at first and then a huge breeze came along, scattering his leaves to all corners of the park. Bob sighed, his posture slouching with frustration. Bart was far enough away that he couldn't be seen as lo