ZADR Orange Chapter 096
Crawling into the other side of the car, Zim set the bags down on the floorboard and reached out to take Dib from Jack.
Pulling away once Zim had taken Dib, Jack then proceeded to help Rose back into the car before climbing in himself. "So...Do you just want me to drop you two off at home? Or would you rather I take you back to our place until Dib wakes up?"
"I-I don't know..." Zim nuzzled into Dib. "Wherever he'd be happy..." he said.
"Zim...You know he'll be happy wherever he is just so long as you're there...So, let me state my question differently. Are you feeling well enough to survive an entire car ride home? Or would you rather be allowed to get out at our house, recover if you start to feel sick again, and then walk home with Dib later?"
"I think I can make it..."
"Alright. But this time instead of concentrating on the road so much, why
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Seeing Zim perk back up somewhat at his words, Jack smiled. "I think that no matter what happens, things will work out for the better. Don't even think about what might or might not happen. You two were happy before you decided to do this, so stop putting so much emphasis on this as though it will be the deciding factor in whether you two stay together or not. I already told you that marriage is just something people do to re-affirm their love for each other. It doesn't mean that two people can't be happy together without one. I know you'll love Dib no matter what, so just go in there and let him know that. You don't need a marriage to tell him that." he said, placing a hand reassuringly on Zim's shoulder.
Zim smiled a little. "Okay then...Should I wake him up?" he asked.
"Only if you think it can't wait until later to tell him..." Jack smiled back at Zim reassuringly.
Zim grinned wide. "It'
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Scooping Dib up bridal style, Zim smiled and carried him upstairs. "Anything specific you want?" he asked.
Antennae still drooping, Dib could only shrug loosely. "Sugar..." he spoke, feeling as though he hadn't had anything sweet to eat in days. He just felt like sprinkling sugar over everything edible in the fridge.
Zim smiled and nuzzled him. "Okay, anything UNDER that sugar?" he asked with a laugh.
"Whatever you have left over in the fridge, I guess...I don't really care." Dib said as he let his eyelids slip closed to rest against Zim tiredly.
As they went up in the elevator to get food, Zim nuzzled him gently. "I'd say we have a lot of leftovers...That is, if Gir hasn't done anything with them yet..." he laughed.
Opening his eyes, Dib looked back up at Zim. "I'll eat whatever you have...These smeets aren't exactly too picky at the moment. They're mostly just making me hungry for ANYTHING really..." he said.
Zim smiled. "Okay. How about that left over Chinese take-out?"
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A bit flustered by all of Rose's questions, Dib could only blink at the shirt she was holding up to him. "U-Ummm...I-I guess..." he said. Rose really had been dragging him back and forth, making him try things on, something he wasn't very used to. And he couldn't say he had any idea whatsoever to say back to her. To say the very least, he had hardly even ever had any reason to go out shopping for clothes in the past. To his knowledge, his clothes had always fit him up until this point in time. So being asked all these questions about something he really could care less about was putting him on edge a bit. He had at least hoped Zim or Jack would come in with him rather than leaving him to deal with Rose all on his own.
"Oh, come on, Dib. You have to tell me whether you like things or not. Otherwise we'll never be able to get you what you want."
"But I don't KNOW what I want." Dib whined a bit. "Can't I get a second
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Taking another step forward towards Zim, Jack sent him an all too serious look. "Zim, what happened?! And don't try changing the subject! If I weren't okay, we wouldn't be here right now! But I'm obviously fine, so just please tell us what happened!" he pleaded with the other in an all to urgent voice to just tell them what happened.
"Please, Zim! We've been worried sick about him ever since you took him from our house! We're concerned about him! And we're concerned about the smeets!"
Swallowing, Zim blushed some more. "U-Uh...Well...I-It's nothing BIG. Just a little accident...B-But...He's really upset about it..." he said, still not wanting to tell them what happened.
"Zim! Tell us what happened! It's the least you could do after what you did to Jack back at our house! So don't just brush it off like it's nothing! If he doesn't want us bringing it up, then we won't! But at least tell us wh
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Eyes widening at Rose's words, Zim seemed to seriously consider them for a moment before smiling to himself. "Oh, hey! That's right!" he grinned wide and glanced at Dib. "Well, go ahead and try it on." he said, taking the bunny shirt from Rose and pushing it towards Dib.
"Wh-What?!" Dib blushed a bright red now, looking at Zim as though he were crazy for agreeing with her. "Zim, are you cra-" he got cut off as Rose happily grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into the changing room with her to have him try it on. Then, after several minutes of struggling with him to put it on, Rose pulled Dib out of the dressing room wearing the pajama top.
Giggling a little, Zim grinned wider then he ever had. "I like it." he said.
A few other customers looking their way just to giggle themselves at the funny looking outfit, Dib was at this point too horribly embarrassed to even respond.
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His eyes growing wide, Dib looked away also. "O-Oh..." his antennae drooped a bit. "D-Do you think that I won't keep my promise...?" he asked, now contemplating whether things really would be better off if they just decided to pick things up from there without restoring his memories. He wanted to know what had happened over the past few months but was beginning to fear what horrible thing it was that happened to make Zim wipe his memory in the first place.
"N-No, it's not that! I-It's just...You will think that I won't...You will KNOW that I haven't...I'm sorry...I tried...I-I thought you just wanted some time alone..."
"Well, did you tell me before you wiped my memory that you thought I had just wanted some time alone? Because sometimes...I overreact...and just need a reason for why somebody did or didn't do a certain thing..." Dib said, keeping his eyes averted to the side.
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Just allowing Zim to scoop him up and carry him over to the tub for a bath, Dib didn't even respond or look up, his dazed gaze focused on the ground beneath them. He couldn't look back up at Zim, even if he wanted to. It was almost as though he had completely shut down.
Worried about Dib but thinking it would be best to get the both of them cleaned up first, Zim stepped into the warm goo and sat down with Dib in his lap.
His antennae shivering before falling back to rest comfortably against his head again, Dib didn't respond at all save for a small shudder as they entered the gel. He wasn't exactly used to the gel baths yet, the semi-liquid substance still somewhat cold to him despite technically being a 'warm' gel bath.
Sighing heavily, Zim pet Dib gently. "I'm so sorry, Dib...This is my fault...Again...EVERYTHING is my fault...M-Maybe...you shouldn't have remembered...You could have
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Turning over onto his stomach, Dib curled up in the bed. "I thought we were underground though..." he murmured into a pillow tiredly, too tired to even open his eyes at this point. He was more than content to just sleep the rest of the night away. When he felt a tiny bit of movement in his stomach however, he let out a small whine and shifted slightly.
Zim mumbled. "Yeah...But I'll manage..." he said, cuddling up close to Dib. "Get some sleep, Dib." he said, not realizing what discomfort the other was going through at the moment.
Dib just continued to shift about uncomfortably. "Mmm...Nyeh...Tell that to my stomach..." he said, peeking one eye slightly open before bringing down a finger to poke at his stomach. He was still getting used to all the sudden movement despite the fact that the smeets had been moving around inside him since practically the first time he had noticed it.
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Giggling a bit at Purple's observation, Rose reached her hand back into the other bag of clothes. "I guess he was thinking the same thing." she said, digging into the bag and pulling out the frog night shirt and pants. "See. He's a froggy." she smiled wide, holding the shirt up to be seen.
Grabbing it from her, Purple smiled wide and hugged it. "I'd give anything to see Zim in this." he snickered into his hands. "I wonder if I can convince him to put it on." he tried to imagine Zim wearing it.
Rose smiled a little. "Would you keep Zim alive?" she asked.
Purple looked back at her confused. "Hm? I-I wasn't planning on having him any other way...Of course I want him alive...I never said I wanted or was going to allow him to die..."he said.
"Well, Zim said his leaders had the power to end his life..."
"Well, yes. But that doesn't mean I want to..."
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Turning off the video, Zim shook his head. "I'm sorry..." he apologized.
Hearing Zim behind him, Dib jumped and turned on his knees to stare up at Zim with wide eyes. "Wh-What the hell was that, Zim?!" he pointed at the screen. "Tell me what's going on!" he demanded, tears streaming down his cheeks now. Having to relive that moment in time, even if not remembering it the first time, was just as painful as when it first happened.
Slumping to the floor, Zim carefully wrapped his arms around Dib. "I-I didn't want you to hurt...I'm sorry..." he apologized again.
Bringing his hands up to wipe at his eyes, Dib could only break down even more. "Then why have you been lying to me this entire time?!" he curled in on himself more, burying his face in the Irken's uniform top. "It hurts when you lie to me!" he cried, so horribly confused now as his memory was only partially there now, the rest of it sti
Zim and Dib Play Slenderdib is on his computer, and zim comes in through the window, quietly as always, but with no INTENTION of scaring dib. dib looks kinda pale as he's staring wide eyed at his comuter screen, focusing on whatever he's doing.Zim and Dib Play Slender in Humor More Like This
dib: jesus christ, zim! why do you always DO that?!?
zim: i didn't mean to. i'm bored.
dib: (quickly turning back to the computer, eyes widen again and he whimpers very softly) now's NOT a good time!
zim: why? what are you doing?
dib: zim, SHUT. UP. i can't-- SHIT!
zim: (looks bewildered as he moves closer and looks over dib's shoulder at the computer screen.) what is this?
dib: zim, i swear to god...
zim: answer me.
dib: it's a GAME, and if you keep bugging me, i'm gonna die!
zim: what are you supposed to do? why is it all dark? what's with the trees?
zim: zim asked a question.
dib: alright alright... but i can't pause this damn thing... shit... i'm supposed to collect 8 pages, but i'm being stalked by-- MOTHER FUCKER!!
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For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less like a threat to Dib and more like a source of entertainment. Zim started barging right into Dib's room randomly, climbing in through the window, and insisting on bugging him. Annoyed as he was, Dib didn't actually TRY to make Zim leave. They still hated eachother... or at least they kept saying they did. No matter how much they hated eachother though
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In PWF, Gaz is fourteen and a freshman in highskool. She hasn't changed all that much, except she has a few piercings and has grown into a VERY attractive young woman. She's also become a little meaner towards Dib, but at the same time, more caring.
Professor Membrane is almost NEVER home; work has become so busy, he's usually gone for a few days at a time. Because of this, Gaz has taken on a motherly role in the house. Her natural woman instincts have come out, and she feels obligated to take charge. However, she also likes being in power, so that's another reason why she's become the head of the house. Who else is gonna take care of things? Certainly not Dib.
Gaz has not lost her interest in video games. How could she? If she did, I'm sure the universe would implode. She doesn't read much. It's not that she's not good at reading, she just doesn't find it as entertaining. She spends most of her time downstairs, either watching TV or playing on her GameSlave 3. She doesn't spend a whol
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1Dib paused as he read the bulletin board near the school's front door.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"What're you reading?" the familiar voice said from behind him.
Without turning around, Dib reached back with an arm and pulled Zim toward him, holding him close. "Just looking to see if there are any new announcements."
Surprised but pleased at finding himself this close to his human, Zim stretched up onto the tips of his toes so he could rest his head against Dib's shoulder, reading the board too. "Hey, look!" He pointed at a bright flyer. "All applicants for homecoming king and queen need to talk to the principal before January 10th!"
"So?" Dib had no clue why Zim would bring that up.
"So we should go for it!"
"Zim we're both males."
"So? We can be homecoming king and king!"
"I don't think they do that."
"We can ask."
"Well okay, I suppose it's worth asking. It's ten minutes until the first bell. Do you think that's enough?"
"Of course it is. Let's go." Zim grabbed his wrist and dragged him through th
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"That was actually kinda fun," Gaz said, referring to their earlier dance.
"Yeah, I like it," Zim agreed.
"Kinda makes you tired, though." Her hand was pressed to her chest as she took deep breaths.
"It's supposed to. It's an exercise as well as a dance."
"One bottle of water," Zim said to the lady in the concession stand. She fished one out of the ice-filled cooler and set it on the counter.
"One dollar," she said.
Zim dug a dollar bill out of her pocket and gave it to her, then picked up the bottle. The ice-cold water clinging to its outside made him flinch as it burned his skin. He quickly handed it to Gaz and wiped his hand off on his pant leg.
"Thanks." She twisted the lid off and drank deeply. They walked back to where Dib was sitting. "You sure Dib won't get jealous?" she asked.
"Oh, no. It's a dance. He won't care. Dib's not the jealous type," Zim replied. "If anything, I'm the jealous one. I never like anyone near him. Like this one
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2A few weeks passed, and soon, it was time to vote for homecoming king and queen. Dib managed to convince Zim that they should vote for someone other than themselves, since that wasn't very modest. After much deliberation, they agreed to cast both of their votes on Zita and her boyfriend. Dib even managed to keep Zim from demanding to know who voted for him afterward.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day of the dance came. Since they were candidates, they had to go to all of the events before the actual dance, such as the pep rally, basketball, and football games. Though they weren't interested in sports, they agreed anyway. They didn't have much choice, and besides, the pep rally might be fun. It was where the king and queen would be crowned.
"Or king and king," Zim reminded Dib as they walked to the gym. They were already wearing their semi-formal clothes, having changed right after their last class.
"Or king and king," Dib agreed. They entered the gym. Since they were candidates, they had their own area where th
ZaDR- CuriosityDib watched Zim curiously as he saw the irken remove his wig for only a brief moment to massage his antennae before looking around and quickly putting it back on. No one seemed to have noticed; no one except a certain black-haired kid.ZaDR- Curiosity in Romance More Like This
Dib lowered his binoculars and leaned back against the trunk of the tree he was perched in. It was recess and he was doing his usual spying on Zim. They were in Hi-Skool by now and Zim hadn’t managed to take over Earth yet. Not that anyone really expected him to. He’s shown his incompetency so many times Dib stopped worrying about him long ago. He just liked observing the many odd quirks the alien had.
His curiosity was piqued slightly. What function did the antennae serve? As long as he’s known Zim and he’s never really figured it out. He assumed they were for hearing and expressing emotion, as they often shot straight up when their owner was surprised or laid down flat when he was angry. But was that all they were for?
ZaDF - Things Happen...The waiting room was quiet. Only a few people were still hanging around to see family members at this time of night, but there was a particular short boy with peculiar green skin who refused to leave, sitting cross-legged on an uncomfortable chair, shaking fingers flipping idly through a magazine his eyes simply could not focus on long enough to read. He's been here all day, and every single time he asked to see his nemesis, he was told that the boy was still in surgery. Recently, he had gotten news that he had been moved to the intensive care unit on this floor, hence why he was waiting in this room.ZaDF - Things Happen... in General Fiction More Like This
He didn't question why he cared so much to see if he was okay. He just had to know.
As he was about to fall asleep right where he was sitting, a voice called to him, "Zim?"
"Huh?" He shook his head, opening his eyes and blinking at the nurse standing in the doorway to the waiting room.
"Your uh friend's awake. I should warn you, he's still groggy from the anesthesia and we hav
ZaDR - Bullied"Look at him over there," Chunk said, nudging Torque and pointing at Dib. The teenager was leaning close to his desk, extremely focused on writing something. "The report's not even due for a week what a nerd."ZaDR - Bullied in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey, you know what we should do?" Torque replied. He stopped lifting weights for a second and put them on his desk. "We should beat him up after class."
"Hmm well, it's been a while since I slammed a nerd's face into a locker," Chunk commented, nodding.
"Class is over in ten minutes. We'll get him on the way to lunch." Torque chose a ten-pound weight and started lifting that in one hand, watching Dib with distaste.
Dib finished writing, looked over the paper, and nodded, taking out his laptop to start writing the final draft.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the classroom, Zim was leaning back in his seat with his feet propped up on the desk and a notebook on his knees, mostly doodling instead of writing like he was supposed to be. He glanced at the teacher, but she w
ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane"Oh come on, Zim, stop being such a baby," Dib said in annoyance, dragging Zim by an arm toward his house.ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm not being a baby!" Zim protested, digging his heels into the ground to try and stop Dib from pulling him forward. "I just don't feel like telling your father about us! What if he doesn't take it well?"
"Oh, you know he likes you."
"But what if he reacts negatively to the news that his son is well "
"If he really loves me, he won't care if I'm gay." Dib gave Zim's arm an extra hard tug and got him to start walking again. "Look, we need to get this over with. He knows I've been going out with someone. And he thinks you're a very nice, smart person. He's my father; he's going to accept me no matter what."
"Well, okay but if something bad happens, I'm blaming you," Zim said, finally walking on his own. He pulled his arm out of Dib's grip and folded them across his chest.
"And we're going to tell him the whole truth," Dib went on as he opened the door.
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Dib walked straight to his room when he got home, to cover up all the cameras, hand cuffs and Alien hurting devices he had stored there. He didn't want to scare Zim away. Why? He still didn't know, he just figured Zim would leave if he saw the lasers, choking devices, many hand cuffs, plans to stop Zim's plans and spying equipment.
When he was done throwing the junk in his closet, under his bad, in his drawers and anywhere else the stuff could fit, he went down stairs to make him and Gaz afternoon snacks; he didn't want Zim to see him eat, considering Zim doesn't eat.
Zim entered his base, only to be crashed down by a flying Gir.
"MASTER!!! I MISSSSED YOU!!! Did you miss MEEE?!?!"
"Get off Gir!" Zim pushed the robot off. Gir just bounced off happily to the kitchen.
Zim walked over to the couched and sat, down. "Gir! Did My Tallest call while I was at skool today?"
"YES! Wait a minute . NO!" the robot bounded in with a block of cheese and sat down by Zim. He pulled a cheese grader
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Zim thought about what he read. He re-read it over and over again in his mind. 'Maybe this is why I shouldn't have friends But Gaz never hurt me I guess it's not all bad.' Zim thinks to himself. Zim did, in fact, hear the 'Wait!' Dib shouted, but he ignored him. Zim was on the couch and Gir was asleep in his lap. It has been an hour since he left and Dib has called him repeatedly since he left. Zim had also got word that skool was to end on Tuesday, not Friday; so Zim only had two days until he leaves for his mission.
'I guess I'm going to skip skool tomorrow. I really don't want to see Dib.' Zim decided. He then went to sleep, and went through dreams; not to wake until Tuesday morning...
Dib was at home and attempting to call Zim again. "Hello! This is the MIGHTY ZIM! I'm not home right now, filthy meat bag! So leave a message and maybe I won't totally ignore you!" Beeep!!!
Voice mail again. Dib then stopped trying to call; knowing it was a bitter failure to try. 'I sh
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Zim couldn't wait to go to this sleepover. Exciting! He had told Gir he was coming, and Gir jumped with glee.
Dib had given a note to Zim listing everything that he needed to bring to the sleepover, after skool.
1. Sleeping bag.
3. Night goggles
6. Silver bullet
7. Small sleeping bag for Gir
Zim had looked up before what a sleeping bag was and he now knew what it is used for. He had called the computer and told it to make two sleeping bags during skool.
Now, at home, he packed what was needed. He put the bullet, goggles, stake, and radio in his PAK. He put the Garlic in a bag and put it in his PAK. Then asked the computer where the sleeping bags were.
The computer dropped the two perfectly made sleeping bags. One was blue like Gir's eyes, with a black Irken symbol on the front and the other, the one for Zim, was red and had the Irken symbol on the front. Zim grabbed the bags and went to the elevator. He went down to his room and hurried and got a pair
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Through the first week Dib and Gaz came to see Gir routinely. After the first week was over, they took him home with them. Ever since Zim left, Dib blamed himself, and went into a small depression. He didn't talk to anyone but himself, Gaz and Gir; but mostly himself. Dib stopped chasing after other paranormal, because it reminded him of the fun he had with Zim. Gir regularly checked up on the house, and no intruders ever came.
Dib would look through his very special telescope, and try to find Zim ever night. He sent echo waves through space, from one of his dad's machines, asking for forgiveness and pleading for Zim to come home. He never got an answer.
By the fifth week of summer he started getting desperate, and started writing letters. Short ones and tied them to balloons and let them free. After about a week of sending hundreds of letters, he stopped sending them, but kept writing. Every week he would go with Gir to Zims house, and leave the letters in Zim's house. Dib never gave
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"Gir I am home!" Zim called, shutting the door to his base behind him.
A Squeal came from the couch and before Zim could do anything Gir came flying at him with Taco pieces on his face. He hugged him fiercely and didn't give notice to the bag Zim currently held.
With an "Oof," Zim heaved back when Gir hit him, but made no move to stop him or get free of the hug that was killing his squeedily spooch. After a second he tried to struggle free, but he knew it was a losing battle and gave into the hug. Before he would never have even thought of hugging anybody, much less Gir, but thoughts of the approaching mission had made him somewhat soft on the little creature. And Dib And Gaz.
The tunes from the TV played the Bloaty's Pizza Hog song. After a moment of hugging the robot, Zim grew impatient. He had gone by Crazy Taco and got something for Gir. Something that hasn't even came out yet, and wouldn't for another 3 months; the time of which Zim would be long gone.
He had to s
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It has been two weeks since the friendship was made official. And every night Dib would dream off all the good things that would happen to Zim but never the bad.
He dreamt of the good times they had together, and what Zim eats and all the silent hugs Zim has with Gir. He dreams of the times when Zim goes out to steal those Chaco Tacos for Gir. He dreams of the times when Zim only fells good inside and he feels these good, warm, fuzzy feelings to.
Zim often talks to Gir, about past times and things that have happened before Gir and Zim met and Dib dreamt about these conversations. Almost all of them He is still oblivious to Zim leaving, or the mission, or the girls in which Zim has to save.
Dib does, in fact, know of Zim's Brother Dax, dead sister Zeema, his Parent-units, family-unit, the Tallest and many other things of his life. But anything to do with the mission or the girls is, for some reason, blocked.
Dib now knew Zim better, he knew of the mistakes he has made, the w
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Dib walked into school by himself on Monday morning. No sister; no best friend. Dib felt alone and sad. He felt as if everyone was looking at him; he felt as if every whisper was about him; that every laugh was turned to him. He felt that everyone knew what happened and was blaming him for it.
Dib walked into his classroom five minutes before the bell and sat in his seat. A girl with purple hair and braces, known as Gretchen, came up to him. "What's wrong, Dib?"
Dib looked into her eyes. He looked away as he spoke, "I did something horrible and I think I severed my friendship with Zim. He probably hates me now and I can't do anything about it!" Dib could take back the words that left his mouth; though he wished he could. He looked down at his desk as the tears came back; he tried hard to keep them from falling.
Gretchen then got suddenly angry. She looked at Dib and glared at Zim's seat.
"You hate me too now don't you?" Dib asked sadly.
"No! I can't believe is so rude! He didn't even g
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Zim and Dib ran into the tent, huffing and puffing. Dib stopped short when he saw Gaz and Gir asleep. He nudged Zim with an elbow and Zim looked up to see them. Dib was shocked to see Zim only smile softly and gaze upon the two with sorrow.
Dib looked back at Gaz and Gir, and he was sure that if Gaz woke up she would break the poor robot and kill both Zim and Dib for seeing them asleep like that, but with everything that has happened; he didn't know what to think. He watched as Zim went over to them and softly picked up Gir and laid him inside Gir's sleeping bag.
Zim then walked over to Dib. "Don't worry about them. I'm sure Gir went over there after Gaz fell asleep. At least now she won't kill anyone." Dib nodded in agreement. He stopped and held his neck as a stabbing pain shot through his body. He then realized that they were both still beat up from the fight.
"M-m-a-a-a " Dib's voice cracked and his throat throbbed; he didn't know he was actually hurt so bad, because Zim had t
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Zim walked outside with the rest of the class. Outside, Zim breathed deeply in the air. Skool would be ending right after recess and Zim didn't want to waste his time. He walked to the fence and watched the humans play around him. He waited for Dib, watching the door constantly. While doing this, he suddenly knew he was being watched, and not just at a distance. He froze, but didn't let his eyes waver from the door.
"Aren't you leaving today?" A harsh, female voice said beside him.
Zim didn't look away from the door. He leaned on the fence and crossed his arms. "Yaeh. Why do you care?"
"I don't. I just had to know if you were leaving. It hasn't left Dib's mind. That you're going on 'vacation', I mean. You know what? You sicken me." Gretchen stared at Zim.
Zim still stared at the door. "I don't care. You sicken me as well. I don't know what your problem is, but don't mess with me. You don't know what you're messing with."
"Oh, I'm so scared," Gretchen said in a sarcastic voice. "You're
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Dib was reluctant to go to skool on Tuesday morning, he was sure Zim wouldn't be there. It was the last day of skool though, so maybe he should go. He also wanted to sneak a peek at Gretchen; to see if she acts suspicious.
He still couldn't believe that Gretchen might know Zim's an alien. He decided to go ahead to skool.
Zim was at skool five minutes before the bell. Dib was nowhere in sight, so Zim just sat down in his seat. He felt a cold glare at his back. He began to get restless and nervous. The icy stare from an unknown watcher blistered his back. He was frozen upright; like he couldn't move at all. Finally he got control of himself and he turned around to see who was watching him.
Once he looked into the soulless eyes of a young girl, obviously angry with him, he became scared in the least bit. He quickly turned back and stared at the board, a tense and scared expression upon his face. The bell was two minutes away, and Zim was close to the point where he would click the 'Self d
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Zim tried not to feel anxious as he continued to wash himself.
"Oh, shut up, Zim! You know very well I asked you to keep a shower running for me before you left the gym! How was I supposed to know you were still using it?! Besides, I thought you hated water! So why haven't you gone home yet?!" Dib snapped right back at the other, peeking out from behind the curtain of his shower to have a look around, contemplating ducking behind various shower curtains until he could reach the towels on the other end of the room.
Chancing a quick glance over at the shower Zim was still standing behind, he took a deep breath before darting out to make a quick dash for the shower curtain closest to his own. He then did the same with the next one and then the next one, drawing ever closer to his prize. When he was about two showers away from where he could see the folded up towels however, he felt his foot slipping against the wet tile floor as he made another mad dash for one of the curtains.
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Dib could feel the other's fake eyes following him, watching his every move as he packed up the last of the gym volley balls into there bags, and he couldn't help but wonder why. Why was it that fate was so cruel towards him? Ever since he'd first entered high-school, it seemed every teacher he came into contact with was drawn towards pairing him up with his worst enemy, as he currently was right now. Not that it really mattered when the green menace just sat back and watched.
"You know, you COULD help me with some of this, you jerk." he said, picking up the first bag of volley balls to move them over towards the equipment room.
After an intense gym period in the close to freezing-cold basketball court, their gym teacher had assigned THEM to pack up all the equipment and move it back before heading home. A few weeks shy of the winter break, Dib just wanted to get out of the school's required gym clo
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I had just barely managed to make it into the classroom before the lingering feeling of death circulated in the room as the teacher literally floated inside. As I sat down at my desk, I looked over towards where Zim sat. He hadn't followed me as I had left his house, and I wasn't even sure he was going to show up today.
Miss Sowourz started the usual morning lecture, something about the number of deaths and injuries from falling vending machines, but my mind was elsewhere. No matter how hard I tried to avoid it, I knew I couldn't just push aside my thoughts and feelings, especially if they had been bothering me for the past few months.
I had tried asking myself countless times what exactly Zim was or meant to me. Most of the time I had instantly cast the question aside, labeling the alien as nothing more than my ultimate enemy. Zim was a cold green alien, an Irken Invader, as I had previously learned from spying on him so much. He was here to conquer my planet, invade it. H
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Compassionless. Heartless. Emotionless.
Those are some of the words an Irken smeet learns as soon as its PAK become functional. I remember when I first heard these words, I had always wondered what they meant. Other Irken's seemed to understand them right away, but not me. Nope, not Zim.
Whenever I had asked my Tallests about these words they had acted weird towards me. Not in the usual weird way they act because of my superiority but because of something else I could never figure out in my amazing head. Other Irken's called me hurty words and laughed at me. Apparently these words were important to all Irken's and the whole Empire. But I had always wondered why. Quite often I had heard the word the Dib-shit had just called me, mostly mentioned when I was near my Tallests, or high-ranking Irken's, but I had never realized it may have been directed towards me. Defective. That was that stupid word. I had some idea of what it meant. It meant a bad Irken. One that had a PAK that
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I woke up early the next morning. My alarm wasn't set to go off for another twenty minutes. I tried closing my eyes to get some more shut eye before school, but I was too awake to go back to sleep. Yawning, I kicked back the covers and pulled myself out of bed. Reaching for my glasses beside me, I slipped them on and my blurry vision soon focused.
I let out a sigh.
Today I would have to work on the project with Zim. I wondered if he'd done any of the research I suggested and stifled back a laugh as I could just imagine the reaction he would have had on his face after finding out what 'sex' involved.
"You're up early." came a voice. I turned towards my door to see Gaz standing there. She was already dressed for the day in her usual attire of a black dress and striped purple and black tights. She glared at me and I could see her new GameSlave in her hand.
"Why was Zim here yesterday anyway? I passed him on the way back from the mall. He looked kinda spaced out."
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I kicked at a stone, or so the hyoomans had called it, with my foot as I made my way back to the base. I was perturbed yet also intrigued by the Dib-hyooman's odd behaviour towards me today. First he stares at me, and then he tries to touch my hair covery thing as well. What was his problem? Maybe he thought I was making the whole project thing up.
Truth is, I wasn't. That old hyooman by the name of Sowourz really had approached my superior form and requested this 'project' be completed. I hadn't told the Dib what date she wanted it by yet, but heh, he could figure that out for himself in that huge head of his. I'm sure there was some form of brain within it.
As I approached the base I found GIR sitting on a pile of dirt, a little flag on top bearing the Irken Command logo. Of course, as soon as he saw me, he leaped up and flew at me, knocking me to the ground.
"GIR!" I shouted. "Get off!"
"Mastah!" My mental SIR unit squealed. "You is home! I
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He had kept true to his word.
I was making my way out of the skool to the front entrance when I saw his green skin standing out against the montage of human flesh. Skool had just ended and the buses to take students home had started to pile up out front, while cars sped off around them filled with teens. I had never had to worry about taking the skool bus as my home was in walking distance to the skool. Zim's home was just a few blocks over from mine. I went over to him, the other students sniggering, pointing and laughing at him behind his back.
He turned around at my voice, tilting his head at me slightly.
"Dib," he hissed. "Well shall we?"
"We shall. The sooner this stupid project is over, the better."
He didn't answer me, but his body language suggested he strongly agreed. Gaz appeared behind me at that moment, making me jump slightly. It was an annoying habit of hers, sneaking up on me like that.
"Let's go, Dib," she sneered at me. "I ordered a
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Gripping my bookbag tight, I turned to leave the classroom. The morning sex-ed lesson had seemed to go on forever and it didn't help that Sowourz had insisted we pair up to work on some of the questions. I hadn't been paired with Zim (thank god, I can only imagine how that would have went) but that didn't stop the obnoxious green alien from demanding answers from other students. Half the morning he had spent twisting around in his chair and slamming his fists onto desks, yelling loud enough for the students on the opposite end of the school to hear, about how 'hyooman's' were lax and 'stoopid' that they actually needed to learn about this 'stuff.'
I had smirked again at that, asking him if he'd ever learned about sex-ed on Irk, to which he yelled 'I AM FROM EARTH! I AM NORMAL!' in an attempt to bypass the question.
Now I headed towards my locker. Zim's was right across from mine on the opposite side of the corridor, strangely enough. We didn't share homeroom, but
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That's how long it had been since that faithful day he'd stepped into our seventh grade classroom. Black hair, green skin, not to mention no ears or a nose. I knew almost instantly he wasn't human, I mean, really, it wasn't that hard to see. Or so I thought. Apparently the rest of my classmates thought the opposite. A 'skin condition' he'd claimed to have and they lapped it up like a dog sucking pitifully up to its master for a bone. Gullible and naiveté. That was all our society was. And that was all it would ever be.
Of course, they thought nothing more of me than the 'crazy' kid, so in a way I wasn't surprised when they'd turned on me and my opinions. It wasn't like they mattered. Who listens to the insane kid that's obsessed with the paranormal and seeing ghosts and aliens?
First they ignore you, then laugh at you and hate you. Then they fight you, then you win.
The line replayed itself in my head as I sat listening to my MP3. I couldn't begin to descri
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Dib cautiously snuck up to Zim's house, trying to evade the glares of the creepy garden gnomes. How could anybody in even their right alien mind put those things in their yard?! Reaching the glowing house, Dib glanced into the window to see what kind of activity was a-happening inside.
Zim was sitting on the purple couch along side his crazy SIR unit, GIR. Clutched in his two fingers was a dip snack. The alien dipped in a strange white stick and put it in his mouth, as did GIR. They were watching some show about diarrhea. "GIR, I only hope this does NOT provoke you to do something insane... though I digress, knowing you." Zim muttered.
"YEW gots da diarrhea too?"
"NO, GIR. Filthy hyoomans and their filthy waste disposal methods..."
Dib clutched his stomach, remembering the massive diarrhea attack he had just the other day after Proffessor Membrane o
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My throat was on fire, but that was the least of my worries.
This sensation inside was so confusing. Dib and I had been mortal enemies for seven human years now! Why was this unsettling sensation appearing now!?
What did it mean?
I winced. "Yes?"
It was barely a croak, but she heard. "You're zoning out. Pay attention or I'll send you to the underground classroom. For the rats."
"Yes, Mrs. Bitters," I weezed. A few desks to my left, I could here Dib snickering...
It was warming my squeedily spooch.
I moaned and laid my head in my hands. Stupid sensation! Just thinking of that earth-worm made my mind go fuzzy and hazy!
"Oh, and class, you may have failed to notice that one of you pathetic children is not here. They were diagnosed with the flu and it's highly possible you all caught it. So, if you're going to catch it, you'd better not miss class unless you're dying."
A human illness? I swallowed nervously. I hoped I didn't catch it.
"Well, I'm not catchin it
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What else is there to do? It's so incredibly lovely out, and it's not as if anyone is gonna drop by, though, on nights like this, I wish somebody would. I really don't want to be alone right now. ~Johnny C.
"Did you hear!?"
"Oh yeah! That!"
"Dude, I can't believe it!"
As multiple kids whispered their juicy rumors in a way that was just loud enough to hear, two kids stood to the side. The taller, a golden eyed male with black hair, turned to his purple haired sister, motioning to the chattering students around them with a thumb. "What are they talking about?"
"Don't know, don't care," the girl muttered darkly, eyes glued on a beeping and flashing hand held gaming device in her hands. Casting an equally gold gaze at her brother, she scowled, glaring daggers at the elder. "Now shut the fuck up so I can play my game."
The voice was dripping with venom and a promise of bodily harm if it was not obeyed. Gulping, the boy nervou
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I was in a bright room. Every Irken I knew, and didn't know, was surrounding me. Watching, waiting.
The massive group parted and the Tallest walked up. Despite the fact I'd gained a foot of height in the past five years, I still had to crane my neck to see them clearly.
Tallest Red cleared his throat. "Zim, we have evaluated your life."
"Evaluated?" I asked, confused.
"Yes, evaluated," Tallest Purple stated. "As in, 'looked over it and judged it'."
"Judged it!?" I yelped, gasping in shock. "Why!?"
"To decide whether you're worth our time."
"To decide whether you're useful!"
"And you're not, Zim," Red replied smugly, grinning in my face. "You're worthless, useless."
"You don't even deserve to live."
"No," I whimpered, backing up. "Please, no-"
"It's for the best, Zim."
"You'll be doing Irk a favor!"
"No, please!" I cried, backing into someone. They grabbed my wrist, holding my in place. "I'll- I'll do better!"
"You fail at everything you do, Zim
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You're going to tell me to enjoy the way things are going? To enjoy the loss of friends; of comfort? I'm sorry, but I fail to see the fun in being lonely all the time. And, you know, you're just a piece of styrofoam, too. ~Johnny C.
Silence had filled the small, cramped councillor's office for a full half hour since Elliot had brought the two teens in after the little incident in the hall this morning. Since he had started his new job as the skool's councillor, Elliot had come to the conclussion that waiting for the troubled teen to speak to you was better for the teen's self esteem than trying to pry the problem out of them.
Elliot was a rather scrawny man in his late thirties. Standing a little over six feet, he was the perfect example of optomism and, in his opinion, a proffessional teacher. The blonde's choice of attire was a white, long sleeve shirt with a brown sweater vest worn over it, a pair of blue jeans, and tan leather loafers.
His new offic
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"And so, kids, the universe will eventually implode on itself."
I ignored my creepy Earth teacher's lecture of doom. After all, with my superior information gathering skills, this filthy planet would be under Irken control long before this... implosion.
Said creepy teacher sighed, shaking me from my thoughts, "Yes, Dib?"
"Didn't you discuss this before?"
I growled savagely. Stupid Dib-worm! The only sane pig-monkey on this crazy planet was the only thing standing in the way of my plan-
My growl turned into a rather violent coughing fit and I flinched as each cough tore through my throat. By the time it was over, I was gasping for breath.
"Zim, if you're going to cough up your lungs, do it quietly!" Ms. Bitters snapped.
"Yes, Ms. Bitters." I rasped. My throat was surprisingly raw. Strange.
The bell rang and Ms. Bitters hissed darkly. "Enjoy your doomed lives. You'll be back here tomorrow or you'll all fail."
Finally, I could go home and work on my latest evil plan!
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"Side Effects May Include..."
It was a rather nice day. The sun was shining, birds were singing, people smiled and waved at each other.
From a rather strange, green house on a round-about street, a voice growled, " I hate cheerful days like this!"
Inside the house, Irken Invader Zim jerked the blinds of a window closed adn walked to a small couch. GIR, his dog-suited dysfunctional SIR unit, shoved a whole taco in his mouth and laughed insanely.
"I mean, look at those filthy humans!" Zim continued, ignoring the psychotic robot. "Happily prancing about, enjoying their pathetic lives! This planet's just begging to be destroyed!"
"Yay! I love destruction!" GIR screamed, throwing a taco in the air. The food landed on Zim's head with a splat and the Irken screamed as the ground meat burned his skin.
Running in circles as GIR
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I thought I was dying. I had to be dying.
I felt overly hot, like someone had lit a fire in my sqeedily spooch and it was roasting me from the inside out.
My throat felt raw and sore, like I'd swallowed the paper made of sand, and it hurt when I talked or even breathed.
My head felt heavy and distant, with even the slightest noise causing it to throb in agony and pain. Just thinking made it hurt.
And my entire body felt exhausted. I couldn't even walk a foot without grabbing something for balance. I'd had to ride GIR just to get to skool.
All in all, I felt like shit.
I wasn't even trying to hide it from the Dib-worm; I could already see his smug grin of triumph.
I was depending heavily on the strange sensation he brought to me to distract me from the pain. It was pleasent and helped me make it to the next day.
... I wished... We could've been friends.
I glanced at Dib. The human smirked and mouthed, "I win."
I moaned and placed my cheek against my cold desk, staring
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My throat was throbbing in pain, but I couldn't stop screaming. Everyone in the class, even Dib, stared at me
Finally I ran out of air and I panted, gripping my desk tightly.
"Zim, do you have something to share with the class?"
I was gonna be sick.
Without even asking, I ran out the door, activating my spider legs for extra speed. I barely made it to the bathroom before I lost it.
When I was done, I collapsed to the cold floor, the acidic taste of vomit thick on my tongue. I was shaking violently, too exhausted to even deactivate my spider legs.
I hoped nobody came to investigate.
Then again, did I really care at this point?
My 'stomach' heaved again and I pulled myself up, throwing up yet again in the porcelain bowl. Afterwards, I flushed the toilet and watched the filthy water swirl.
I realized my wig was gone and I was missing a contact. Had I come to school without them? No, Dib would've pointed it out
I was crying.
"Speak of the devil " I mum
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"WHAT IS IT!?"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"GIR, will you PLEASE shut up!?"
"I DON'T WANNA! ... OK!"
I groaned and collapsed into my keyboard. It was cool against my burning forhead.
I was in pure, utter agony. Not only was my throat raw and inflamed, but I was uncomfortably hot and my head hurt. A lot.
And GIR wasn't helping.
"Doom de doom doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!"
"GIR, enough with the singing!"
"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"
"LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!"
"No, GIR, let's be QUIET!"
And, on top of my poor condition, this sensation hadn't left yet. I still felt warm and fuzzy when I thought of Dib-stink.
I shuddered. Disgusting!
GIR made some sort of shreiking sound, piercing my non-existant ears and making my migraine worse. "GIR! My head is KILLING me, please stop!"
"Aw," GIR cooed, leaping into my lap and hugging me. "Someone needs a hug!"
I sighed. Deep down, I had a soft spot for my crazy SIR unit.
None, however, for the Dib.
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"Your head is BIG!"
"Yes, GIR, now could you open the damn door! I'm soaked!"
"You wouldn't be soaked if you hadn't given him your coat."
"He's allergic to water, Gaz."
"WHY is your head so BIG!"
"GIR " I moaned, wincing. "PLEASE shut up "
"I'll get you tacos when I feel better "
"I-" Sniff. "I love you "
"Me too, GIR, now go watch Scary Monkey or something "
"YAYZ!" GIR cried, running off. Flinching, I buried my face in Dib's soaked t-shirt, thanking whoever invented the ingenious idea of paint.
Dib walked to the couch and sat down, still holding me close. "Zim, you're a mess."
I still couldn't think clearly and Dib's scent wasn't helping. He smelt good
" Nothing "
I stared blankly at the emotionless face on Dib's t-shirt. I was cold and hot at the same time, my 'stomach' was begging for food it couldn't hold, and I was exhausted and couldn't sleep.
"I miss Irk," I whi
Sex Tube - ZaDr"Why are we doing this?" Zim whined as he pouted at his best friend. They both walked down a path in a small park.Sex Tube - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"I wanted out of the house. and, it's not that bad. I'm just happy we can be alone together." Dib said, blushing a bit, noticing how gay that sounded. He shrugged a bit, as he smiled at Zim weakly. Zim rolled his eyes, putting his hands in his pockets of his red sweatshirt that Dib gave him for Christmas because he hated seeing him freeze to death and him always stealing his trench coat. Just for Zim, he painted the irken symbol on it and "I AM ZIM" below it, this just made Zim so amazingly happy, he lunged at Dib and told him he was going to kiss him to death for it. Dib knew he was joking completely though.
"We were alone in your room...Why did we have to come to this park of FILTH?!" Zim shouted, crossing his arms.
Dib rolled his eyes, wrapping his arm around his shoulder and pulling him close into a hug. "Come on space boy! It's not all that bad. Trust me." Dib let go
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"NO!" Shouted Zim as he waved his arms up in the air and yelled, making poor scared Dib flinch. "ZIM IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN OVER THIS!"
"Dude!" Dib glared at Zim and backed away. "Zim, calm the fuck down already. You aren't alone you have me."
Zim hissed, turning around to face Dib, slamming him into the wall behind them of Zim's base. "THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, DIB! MY MISSION WAS A LIE AND MY TALLEST NEVER LOVED ME BUT HATED ME! I'M A DEFECT! I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Zim covered his face and slid to the ground by Dib's feet as he sat on his knees.
Dib frowned down at Zim, sadly. "Zim...I'm here for you. I'm your friend, I'm here for you forever and always." Dib got down on the floor with Zim, even though he was worried Zim would scratch his face up and tare his neck out.
Zim sobbed into his hands, feeling Dib's hand rest on his back as it rubbed u
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, watching a show on cats, because nothing was on at 3:00. They wanted to see how late they could stay up.
"It's weird how people still don't know why cats or even how they purr. And the fact that cats purr." Dib pointed out.
"Ha, I don't think it's weird. I purr. I have an organ in my chest that makes me purr." Zim said.
"You purr?" Dib asked, completely shocked. "I've known you 6 years, and I never knew that!"
"Heh, silly human. I don't show you everything I can do. I know you still think about cutting me open, so I kinda don't trust you." Zim smirked as he looked at Dib, he looked shocked and sad.
"What? I never want to cut you open Zim! Yes, I'm still curious, but never will i cut you open...you're my only friend. Why don't you trust me?" Dib said, he was completely hurt he looked like he was about to cry, not that was gonna.
Zim chuckled and said, "Geez Dib-Stink. I trust you. I was just...kinda joking. Don't
Hula-HoopsAfter a long walk in the hot sun, Zim and Dib and their whole 7th grade where out side, having some sort of 'party'. Horrible annoying music played as Dib- Played with hula-hoops. Zim kept watching Dib, moving so slowly, making that-thing- move around his form. Zim couldn't help but ask what it was.Hula-Hoops in Humor More Like This
"What is that, Dib-Stink?" Zim asked, almost scared of the hoop.
"It's a hula-hoop, Zim."
"How are you doing that?!" Zim asked, watching Dib move faster as the hoop, moved up and down his body.
"Easy. I just move my hips." Dib slowed a bit, "See? Doesn't take much movement really..."
"I still don't understand..." Zim said, watching Dib in a daze of wonder.
"Try moving your hips." Dib said.
Zim shook his head, looking away, "I rather not."
Dib sighed and let go of his hoop, and walked over to Zim, placing his hands on his hips. Zim didn't fight to struggle to get away, but stared at Zim, curious of this strange 'hula-hoop'.
"You just move your hips like this," Dib started to move Zim's hips,
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, as Zim played Destroy All Humans. Dib watched, giggling from a thought he just had.
"What?" Zim asked. Glancing at Dib who sat at the other end.
"Oh, I was just thinking how you would try and take over the world. Really, a lot of your ideas would have worked. Even some of them that weren't even plans to take over the world."
"Hm? Like what ones?" Zim turned his head to look at Dib, and Dib glanced at Zim, but turned his head back to the screen. So, Zim did the same.
"Well, like when stole all the organs from kids in school, and when you stole money from people around town." Dib shrugged, "If you kept at it, everyone would have gotten sick or would have died. With the money thing, people would have no money for food, so everyone would starve."
"Heh, if only my mission was not a lie, I would have let you help me take over the world." Zim laughed and so did Dib.
"Yeah, well, I would have to go against you. I still won't let y
New Year - ZADRIt was a cold morning, as the first day of 8th grade played out for this boring day for Zim. Zim walked out of his first class, which was Computers. He had listened to his teacher rant on about the boring rules he didn't care about. He didn't care about treating those weak machines with care and not talking when the teacher was. He huffed and scowled the whole time until he was let out. He was happy to get away from those boring humans that surrounded him. His next class was Choir, he had it last year and he clearly hated it! He was always forced to sing and when he did he was too quite to hear. He hated singing he wanted to just disappear every time he had to. And some of the 'best' singers in the class, truly sounded horrible! Zim's antennas stood on edge from there stupid probity voices. Low then high, then low again. What the fuck was wrong with human's voices?!New Year - ZADR in General Fiction More Like This
Matching his tall lanky body to Choir class he scowled at every human who went in the same direction. Kids from last year
First Meeting - ZaDfZim ran down the street as his enemy, Dib chased behind him. As he ran, he made his way to a forgotten park. The park was empty, no one else was around. The white ground of the basketball hoop area was glowing orange from the seating that wrapped it's self around the park, which felt like it was on the edge of the world. Zim ran right to a wooden planked wall that stood in the park. He saw Dib's shadow grow over him as he turned, seeing Dib smirking at him with his eyes narrowed.First Meeting - ZaDf in Sci-Fi More Like This
"It's over Zim! I got you know!" Dib said, walking closer to Zim as Zim backed up against the wall. He squeaked as ran away quickly, ducking under Dib's arms as they tried to grab him.
Zim stood far out on a field, near a tree. Zim smirked and narrowed his eyes at Dib. "What now Dib-Worm?! I'm all the way over here!" He waved his arms around like a moron.
Dib's look was blank, eyes wide, and mouth open.
Zim stopped waving his arms as he stood there, with his head cocked to the side with confusion. "Dib?" He as
Dare - ZaDr"I can't believe I let you do this, Zim!" Dib said to Zim, not glancing at Zim as he fixed his make-up. Zim was standing by Dib, watching him, smiling at Dib and some giggles slipped out of his thin lips at the site of Dib.Dare - ZaDr in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dib and Zim had dared each other to pick each others costumes for the High School Halloween Dance. Dib dared Zim to be the alien he truly is, and Zim dared Dib to...dress like a transvestite.
Dib wore a blue bustier with red swirls on the sides. The lace on it was black and was tied tightly around Dib's skinny form. On his hips were matching underwear, and they were attached to fishnet socks that went to his knees with black thick lace. Zim also Did Dib's make up, giving him red lipstick and black eye shadow and eye liner.
"You don't look all that bad Dib- Human....you look super sexy!" Zim smirked to himself as he grabbed Dib's ass playfully.
Dib jumped and smacked Zim's hand away, with his red painted finger nails. "Stop that!" Dib glared at Zim, who didn't stop s
Just love me - ZaDR"We really need to stop doing this." Dib said while getting out of his warm bed, so he could dress his naked body.Just love me - ZaDR in Romance More Like This
Zim was lying in Dib's bed, just as naked as Dib. Zim didn't get up, he just sat up to watch Dib.
Dib turned his head, to see what Zim was doing because he didn't speak or get up. "What?" He said to the remark of Zim's face. Zim looked tired, but he was giving Dib a look like, "yeah right".
"You say that every time, and we end up doing it again." Zim said.
"Yeah...Well, I don't like it."
"HA! Thats a lie Dib-Slave! You love it! Thats why we bang each other so much! ZIM'S not the one who starts it." Zim smirked at Dib, as he continued to get dressed.
Once Dib was done getting dressed, he sat down on his bed with Zim.
"But we do it so much! Every time we attack each other! I try to be enemies, but it's so hard now!" Dib groaned as he fell back on his bed, his head landing in Zim's lap.
Zim smiled at Dib as he ran his claws through Dib's black hair. "Then lets not fight on th
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Hearing his voice through the phone was like an echo of my dream. I could feel my face getting flustered. I took a deep breath, waiting for him to respond. I gulped.
"Yes, it's Zim. Listen pig-stink, I need you to do something for me." He was talking like he called all the time! I felt myself getting a little irritated. Almost like all the aggression I had from our past fights were beginning to rumble together in my head, like an earthquake that gradually builds up.
"Hold on a damn second, Zim!" I felt myself getting a little loud so I looked around real quick around my cubicle. Not only had no one seemed to have heard me, it looked like almost everyone had left for lunch. "Just what the hell are you calling me for? And what gives you the right to give me that tone? What the hell's going-" I was cut off by the robot screaming somewhere off into the background. Zim sighed into the phone agitatedly. I could picture him in my head squeezing two of his fingers on the brid
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I trusted the scan to work…mostly anyhow. I swallowed as I waited for the light to finish scanning us. Dib seemed more interested and focused on me, instead of his own fate. I mean I DID tell him that nothing would happen to him…which it shouldn't, but still he held no hesitation to just sit there and watch me. Then I felt the morph begin. The sting of the light that blinded my vision was strangely invigorating. I felt that my eyes were being rinsed of all there color then suddenly grew back but a smaller tunnel of vision like my lenses. All the while, my skin was burning. Not like the cooking burn of rain water, but like my skin was melting inside out. I felt my lekkus split at the end and unravel into threads that felt like they were growing all over my head. It did NOT feel good. Thankfully, sense my lekkus have always been damaged to sensitivity from my experimentation days on Irk, it probably hurt a lot less than it could have. The tips
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I was terrified for a moment when I stepped into the tube. Zim could have been easily tricking me to destroy myself, but it’s been so long. Why would he try to kill me now? He tapped some codes into the touch screen thingy. It was all in irken so I had no idea what any of it said. Afterwards, he walked towards the other tube. He looked so worried. With his antenna whimpered to the back of his head, he was the very image of vulnerable. This was crazy. Why did he even want to be able to be human? Maybe it was for a better disguise. I honestly didn’t care much. I wanted to see if it would work. I wondered for a second on why he didn’t just steal a human if that’s all he needed. He hated asking for someone’s help so why not take someone against their will?
Just as all these question jumbled through my spinning head I glanced over at Zim. He was so pinned up in the tube. His shoulders were tightly pressed near his head in a clinch, almost as
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"I.....brought the pizza." was all I could get out. Zim’s alarm system was off, but I don’t know why I just walked inside. Why didn’t I knock? Why didn’t I knock?! Now I was stuck in what felt like time, worse than when Zim actually got me stuck in that time vortex. The skin I couldn’t stop thinking of was in front of me, bare. I couldn’t stop staring. I must have zoned out because I didn’t notice he had moved until he was in my face.
"Dib! Are you alright?" his gloveless hands were on my shoulders, shaking me back and forth slightly, probably trying to bring me back to Earth. "Your huge face is so white! What's wrong?" why was he half naked? Why did he take off his hoodie and his gloves in the livingroom?! No, it was my fault I should have knocked. "Dib-worm!" Zim called out once more.
"I couldn’t find chocolate pizza so I bought chocolate bars too." It was the only thing I could think of saying. It’s what I had