A is for ArachnophobiaA is for ArachnophobiaA is for Arachnophobia in Humor More Like This
Having a grown man leap on top of you in the ungodly hours of the morning is hardly the most pleasant way to wake up.... as Charles Snippy now knew from first-hand experience.
"What," he gasped, winded, shoving Pilot off his chest, "are you doing?!"
Pilot let out an infernal screech as he tried to clamber further onto the couch and further onto Snippy, his arms and legs wrapping around the sniper like a monkey.
"Run, Snippy!" he screeched. "Run for your life!"
"Run from what?!" All traces of sleepiness now gone, Snippy attempted to prise Pilot off him, but the other had a grip of steel and was clinging like a limpet.
"It'll eat us alive!" Pilot wailed. "It'll lay eggs in us and they'll hatch out of our eyeballs!"
"What are you talking about?!" Snippy asked irritably, turning his face away as Pilot began waving his hands madly about. "Stop squirming around! Get off me!"
Finally seeming to calm himself down, Pilot crawled off Sni
Zee Stealth's Journal[Entry Code: 22359750, 23:56:09]Zee Stealth's Journal in Profiles More Like This
I'm so sick and tired of hearing those over-enthusiastic Dead Zone tour guides whenever we're securing those "Dead Zone Exclusive Tours".
They are way too excited about this god-forsaken wasteland and its mutant caterpillars.
I hate how they're making the destruction of this world an attraction.
However, I don't have a word in it.
No one does.
There's just this units goal to protect those half-brained beings from the dangers outside the borders of the protected cities.
I'm thankful for my job. I truly am.
Especially when I'm watching the "blue crowned" people go numb as ANNET is slowly taking control over just about every aspect of their lives via neural interfaces.
They were no more than ignorant, modern, hi-tech zombies.
Since we're working outside of the city, the transmission signal from the towers is weaker anyway, so neural interfaces don't operate smoothly. Also, it has soon became clear that in order to efficiently protect cities a