Hearing your owner's Alarm clock go off you stretch,remembering last night.You were excited having never gone to the beach before,especially with another dog.
He didn't seem dangerous at all he was really nice,and cute~.You look up to see your owner yawning and tiredly walking to the kitchen,you jump up when you see them pull out scraple.As they started cutting it you bark and ran in circles this stuff tasted better than sausage!
"Good morning,________"they rubbed your head,opening the door they look down at you.
"Did you eat the ham?"you try to look guilt and whined,which worked.
"Thats ok Iwas going to throw it away,better you eat it than throw it away"they smiled.
They went back to cooking their scrable,your owner only really ate breakfeast food not that you would complain getting beacon or something else now and again.
While waiting for them to finish you hear alfred barking outside,they go to the window.
"Hey________ I think Alfie misses you,go say hi"you walk through the
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Dingo!Australia x Dog!Reader
Padding down the halls of your new home,the sun shined on your (f/c) hair and you couldn't be happier.All the other dogs back in (your country) were boring,but not in Australia they all were so different.Like that Beagle with eyebrows that lives down the street or the golden retreiver right next door.Your owner (clever owner name) had moved here for a better job and a clean slate,they worked less hours and played more with you and still made more money.
Smelling food you rush to the kitchen,only to see (clever owner name) making their dinner .Running up to them you bark a few times to get their attention,they look down and smile.
"hello ________ are you hungery?"they asked and you bark in responce.
"Alright"they walk over to the closet,with you hot on their heels barking happiley.picking up the heavey bag they pour it into your food bowl marked________ right next to your water dish.
Chowing down you hear (clever owner name) talking about their day,while the
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Naga!Australia x Reader -Pt.3-
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Qucikly you throw the sweat-soaked sheets off yourself,and make your way to the batroom.You turn on the shower to hot only to step into freezing cold water.' I freaking hate this hotel'you think angirly,quickly washing and drying yourself as you step out let your body warm-up.you go over to your suit case,and take out khaki capris and t-shirt with 2 shirt pockets,and pair of dark brown hiking boots.When you clothed yourself, you started down the hall way only to see Elizaveta come out of her room wearing a very similar outfit to yours.But she had a p
Naga!Australia x Reader -Pt.2- As you were waiting for the runway to clear,you decided that it would be awesome to have a small troll battle.Since Elizaveta went to the bathroom,you thought this would be the perfect time.To start you quest, a quest to troll the airline.Naga!Australia x Reader -Pt.2- in Romance More Like This
In the first hour of a plane ride you manage to gather enough pillows and blankets to build a fort,you decided it would be called 'Club Awesome' since you were out voted 2-1.Elizaveta detested but it was 3-1 so she was out numbered.
After about 20 minutes of partying and playing rave music on Gilbert's phone and drinking those little liquor bottles(thanks to gilbird),it felt as if you were children again.But all good things must come to an end in this case by an old,grouchy flight stewardess came and took down you fort.
"vhat the hell!!"
"No 'forts' on the plane,your grown adults act your age!" She said in a stern voice you could see her frown line with means she never
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Slight language ahead
As you were starting to wake up you felt the rays of sun hitting you face,this was elizaveta's way of waking you up.By letting the bright light annoy you,until you finally get up.Slowly you opened your (e/c),and propped your self up on your elbows.
"Did i actually sleep last night"saying to no one in particulair.looking down you saw the fang-like necklace the koala gave you.Nearly freaking out you tried to think of possible reason it gave it to you.but you came up empty handed.
"_____ are you awake yet?"
"Yes,mother"giggling abit you speed change into your clothes,and step out to see gilbert roasting sausage by a makeshift fire.Man loves his sausage.You go over and sit next him and manage to grab a sausage on a stick.
"You have to share with a lady"
"I see no lady!"he says looking around you.
"Gilbert share with _____"yo
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This is my first Fanfiction/my first Reader insert EVER.Pointers are welcomed.
It was 4 am. when you heard the most dreaded sound in the world thesoud on an.....alarm clock.Today was the day You,Gilbert,and Elizabeta where headed to The Australian Outback to possibly find new species of reptiles.
Since not much of the Outback's wildlife has been researched you and your friends were being sent in hopes of finding some new one
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You stared intently at the ball infront of you, it was mostly white with red stitching. You gave it a swat and it simply moving in that direction, walking around it you swatted it again. You were a very curious kitten and you always saw the tan guy hit these with that spikey stick of his. The tan man walked over and picked up the ball, he threw it up an caught it in his hand.
"Mew" you mewed at his feet, purring and rubbing your head against his legs. He was a giant to you, he picked you up carefully and stroked your head.
"Hello lil squirt" He said, your Daddy told you to be nice to him, you couldn't help but knock things over sometimes running around. You were purring loudly when he set you down, shaking your head you ran off. He grabbed his stick and left, your Daddy came down the stairs and sat by the water bowl.
"Daddy! Daddy!" you meowed scampering over to him, sliding slightly on the floor.
"Yes lil squirt" he called you thesame nickname as the
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"Papa?" you mewed softly looking around the whole house for him, with your small size you hated to be seperated from him.
You stayed close to the walls and under tables, you didn't want to get stepped on. Your worst fear was running into Americat he always bullied you and destroyed your things but you were to small to fight him yourself.
"Papa?" you mewed again checking the Tan guy's room, you stood in the doorway not wanting to move. Americat was on the bed stretching, with his reddish-brown fur he clended in with the dark covers.
"Oh well lookie here" he smirked hopping off the bed, you dashed down the hall and into the living room. You looked around quickly for a place to hide, you chose to hid under the couch. Just as the last bit of your tail was under the couch he casually trotted in.
"Lil one where are you?" he said in a sing song voice, without your Papa he would probably beat you sensless or
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It had been a few months since the oil spill and the proclaimation of the war of dominance,and food was getting low for them.During this time you had turned Lili,Sarah,Jessie and your mom on to fish,since no one was really bring in any kills.
"Eww______ how do you eat this stuff"Sarah asked doing the yuk face,this was her 2nd fish the first one she tried was overly dramatic.
"you'll get use to it"you say biting into yours"I like it"
Your mom trying not to gag because she had eaten merpeople her whole life,was having a tough time but pushing through.
"Dears,this is better than starving all the kills go to the troops"your kind only ate the tail never the upper body it was far more bitter from what your mother told you.
"Yeah,I guess your right"Jessie was cooping better than your sister who kept staring at the fish and taking little bites and not talking.
"We'll have to get back soon"you sighed they might get suspicious expecially yo
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Request for : NaruSasu24
A white fluffy cat sat on the top of a large bookshelf,his fuzzy head almost touching the top,with a German flag collar around his neck.His red eyes scanned over his owner's large living room,who was still down in the basement and this kitty was hungry.
He hopped down and went to the dark,cracked basement door.He pawed open the door as the sunlight lit the dark hallway,as his stomach growled for food.
Slowly he started his decent down the starts and through the moldy smelling basement,there were many antiques and other old items scattered about the musky old room.He heard the sounds of chanting no doubt his master and his magic again.
"Vhy is he alvays down there?The awesome me never gets any attention!"He thought angerily yet curiously,he slowly pushed open the door,there was a faint glowing green light.
His curiousty pressed him to walk farther down the steps cautiously,the wood creaked under his paws.His master Artur turned around expec
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Ever since you could remember your village was haunted by an Arachne,a half-man half-spider centaur creature.They say it lived in a cave by the sea which wasn't far away,many people have tryed to slay it but they all failed.Still it terriefes your village killing cattle,people,and destroying homes and stables.At least it couldn't mate and make more monsters,one was more than enough.
Walking down the stone road to your friend's Melissa's it was the time of year for the honey harvest,so you were trading your help for some honey.It was rather easy to help with harvesting honey just smoke the bees and take the honey,and put it in a clay jar.It was the perfect day for a harvest,nice and cool.For some reason the creature didn't attack or destroy the bee hives.
Seeing the feilds of flower you knew that you would be at Melissa's home,which was larger than yours cause her father had a large honey harvest.Walking into the Atrium,you see her facing the pond.
You clear your throat she turns
Neko!Reader X Neko!2P!Japan SEQUELNeko!Reader X Neko!2P!Japan SEQUEL in Romance More Like This
You giggled as you ran around a corner, hiding from your husband 2P!Japancat, he trotted after you with a small smile not finding you (purposely) in your hiding spot.You two had been together for four years and you had never been more joyous,after getting over the initial evil look you realized that he was a sweet loving soul who wanted someone to love back and you did just that.As he passed you jumped out and swatted his tail, before running in the other direction,he let you play this game because it made you happy and whatever made you happy made him happy.You ran away and out into the garden hiding in the beautiful flower bushes thinking about how pretty it was outside, but your thoughts were interrupted by a low meow behind you "Ah,the fair _____ out all alone, now why would my brother leave such a pretty female unattended aru~" you turned to see 2P!Chinacat staring at you maliciously, pacing closer to you until he had you cornered."Now that I have you alone maybe we can get to kno
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"Oh 2P!Canacat, how I love you so!" ______ purred as she wrapped herself around the large male cat. 2P!Canacat purred and rubbed up against her enjoying the love he was receiving "Oh ____ never leave my side" he meowed down into ____'s furry little ear,____ looked up into his face and her face changed from one of love to one of disgust. "I'm sorry 2P!Canacat I must go, for you see, I'M MARRIED TO 2P!AMERICAT" _____ meowed as 2P!Canacat's stupid brother trotted in,"Come on babe, let's leave my pathetic brother to wallow in his sadness" 2P!Americat said with a smirk as he escorted ____ out of the house.2P!Canacat just sat there heart broken then let out a loud wail "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"HEY WAKE UP YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!!!"_____ said as the sleeping 2P!Canacat who started to thrash in his sleep, obviously having a nightmare. He jumped up at you voice blinking a few times at the sight of you stretching and waking up, "So it was only a dream...." he muttered as
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You wandered down the allies of some ratty neighborhood trying to scrounge up food for the night. Your owner had abandoned you for some unknown reason, so you were forced to make it on your own, constantly getting harassed by the stray female cats who disliked your very existence. You trotted up to a trashcan fishing about, just looking for any scrap when you hit the mother load in the form of a full open can of tuna.
You quickly grabbed it making a sprint for your little "home" if you could even call the cardboard box that. You were in the final stretch to your box when you heard a familiar growl behind you, "Ohhhhh _______, now I know I told you to stay out of our territory, your scaring off all the male cats with your ugliness" you turned around to see the flock of female cat floozies stalking toward you with haughty looks on their kitty faces.
You cringed and tried to hide the can, knowing they'd probably almost kill you and take your food, but to no avail."_____! You have tuna? Ha
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"Wahhhhhh, it's gonna rain soon, no fun!" you huffed as you sat on the perch next to the window gazing out into the darkening sky. You had so hoped to go play outside today but as the weather started to change quickly you decided that wasn't an option, you instead started contemplating going to a friends house. "Who haven't I played with in awhile?" you pondered as you quickly ran outside your masters house and down the street, hoping to get to a house before it started to rain.Then it hit you, 2P!Canacat, you hadn't played with him in awhile and it was always fun to bug him. As you trotted down the road you heard a loud clap of thunder and then the rain started to fall, you quickly sprinted to get to 2P!Canacat's house hating the feeling of the water on your fur.
2P!Canacat sat by the fire as he watched the rain start to pour, it was a good time to nap he decided,seeing as 2P!Ollicat and his idiot brother 2P!Americat weren't around to bug the living hell out of him. He started to drif
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"Mien gott, I'm bored" said a very gruff looking 2P!Germouser as he walked around the dull and soundless house. His friends in the Axis were to busy with their own kitty girlfriends to hang out with him anymore, he wanted to find himself his own kitty but every time he goes near any females the good ones run away and the trash sleazes on him. To be honest he was pretty lonely; no friends and his brother was in a constant state of depression leaving himself to his lonesome.
2P!Germouser exited his house and trotted down the street towards the spot where all the females meet up, hoping to snare one for himself today. He rounded the corner and peeked over to the spot where the females had gathered when a female captured his entire concentration as she trotted around the group. She had (h/c) fur that shone like the sun and (e/c) eyes that could put all the stars in the sky to shame, he couldn't look away from her and he instantly knew she was the on
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It had been a week since your encounter with the oddly flamboyant 2P!Romanocat and you couldnt get the cat out of your mind. Something about him left an imprint on you, making you want to change for some reason.
Lately you had wanted to become presentable and pretty like the females you had seen other male cats chase, you tried to groom your matted (h/c) fur so it would look shiny and fluffy next time 2P!Romanocat came around.
What are you thinking _____? you mumbled to yourself as you looked at your refection in a dirty puddle, He would NEVER like you, he likes those designer like females and there is no way hed even come back Looking sadly at your reflection you shook your furry head and turned around to run straight into the blonde cat who had plagued your thoughts many a night.
Hello there bella, can I have your name? 2p!Romanocat asked gently as he stared at you warily as if expecting you to slice him up, you took a deep breath and s
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"Bella, wake up~" 2P!Itacat purred into the ear of the sleeping female in his bed, she didn't seem to want to wake though."Principessa if you don't wake up soon I'll let 2P!Germouser near you~" that was an empty threat on his part though, NO ONE would ever come near his precious _____ ever again, he gazed down at his beautiful _____ with her (HAIR COLOR) fur and cute little whiskers.
2P!Itacat could not recall a time where he had ever felt such emotions in his furry chest, this female made him want to do things like take care of kittens.The notion scared him a little on how deeply he could feel for a stray female he had only seen this morning, he knew he would never let her go now.
You were having sweet dreams of tuna and your savior 2P!Itacat, you had only just met him but you owed your life to him already.You heard him purr in her ear, but didn't want to wake just yet.In fact you felt more at ease here than you ever had, even when you had been at your old home, as long as 2P!Itacat w
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He trotted down the driveway and strolled through the cat door into ____'s house."_______, come out and play~" 2P!Americat meowed devilishly as he searched the house for any traces of you, finding none."Well that's no fun..." he thought as he paced around your home.He was about to leave when a colorful toy in the corner caught his eye,he trotted over it and sniffed it making sure it was yours. After he recognized the scent to be yours the bored cat started to destroy the toy,little did he know that the toy he was tearing up was your absolute favorite toy.
After he had completely and utterly destroyed your toy he turned around to leave and ran straight into your face."2P!Americat, why did you destroy my toy?" you asked with rising anger in your kitty claws. He did a double take before he regained his usual smirk and responded with an arrogant flick of his tail "Because I felt like it ______, it's fun to destroy things" He started to saunter out the cat door when he heard a low growl, "
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The two of you had reached your destination and you looked around awestruck with what you were seeing around you. It was the most gorgeous meadow you had ever seen in your kitty life, there were small wild flowers everywhere and soft grass to sun bathe in not to mention the lovely sound of calming silence giving the place a feeling of outer worldliness. You scampered out to the middle of the field and just soaked up the beauty of this amazing place, never wanting to leave.
2P!Germouser looked upon ____ with amusement and wonder as he watched her frolic through his safe haven, it seemed appropriate that ____ should be here seeing as she matched the beauty of the surroundings. Chuckling he trotted over to where she was and meowing "So you like it here _____?" She turned around and beamed up into his whiskered face and he felt his heart jump out of his furry chest, she was so cute he wanted to curl up and keep her here forever.
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It was a beautiful day,you decided, the sakura were in bloom and it was perfect weather for a nice sun bathing nap. You flicked your tail happily as you walked around your master's house heading for the garden ready to have a nice relaxing day full of naps. Little did you know, two red feline eyes were following your every move.
You finally made it to your napping spot, you quickly curled up and proceeded to fall asleep. Across the garden 2P!Japancat watched you sleep with a plan forming in his devious little head. He liked you very much, but you refused to acknowledge his feelings time and time again, he wanted you whether you liked it or not. 2P!Japancat quietly padded over to your napping spot and looked down into your peacefully sleeping face, he had hoped for you to love him as he did you but you simply refused to, thinking he was evil as everyone had said. Those male cats always wanting _____ for themselves, always getting in the way of their future. He growled at the thought of
Nekotalia!NordicsxReader It was easy to slip out from between the bars of the cage you were forced into. Your small body was already wracked with exhaustion and hunger. Finding your way out of the room you were in, you sought a place to exit.Nekotalia!NordicsxReader in Romance More Like This
Quickly, you spied a crack, leading out to sunlight. Voices boomed behind you, followed by heavy footsteps. Rushing towards the crack, you narrowly escaped being trapped once more. You dashed away from the building quickly, hiding out in a bush and collapsing.
Your old owners abused you and eventually, you were taken away only to be forced into a small box, maybe let out once a day to run free with other kittens your age. Other than that, you were on display, being squealed over by young children and having fingers reach in to grab you uncomfortably.
Getting up, you began walking away slowly, knowing that you'd be in trouble if you stayed in one place. Truthfully, you were still in trouble either way, your body wasn't fully
Nekotalia!SpainxReader -Pt 1- It hurt to walk, to keep pressing forward. But you knew you'd have to stay strong until you could have a night's rest. Earlier this morning, you ran out of your person's home to never return. They had gotten a kitten not too long ago and have been neglecting you since.Nekotalia!SpainxReader -Pt 1- in Romance More Like This
Peering into an alleyway, you were met with a pair of eyes. One eye was a dark green and the other was blind. As he stepped out into the light, you could see all the scars underneath his shaggy, unkempt grey pelt.
His eyes narrowed seeing you standing there. "Hey there pretty kitty. You have some nerve stepping on my land." Now his one working eye danced with amusement. "Maybe you wanted to stay awhile..."
Your (h/c) fur stuck up at end. Something was definitely off about this tom and you didn't want to stick around to find out what. He started coming towards you, his stubbed tail twitching. "Go away! Don't come close to me!" You hissed empty threats towards him.
When he stood in front
Nekotalia!GreecexHuman!Reader "I don't need a man Hercules." You muttered to your lazy-as-hell cat as he jumped up beside you on the couch and meowed softly. A smile came upon your lips as he crawled onto your stomach and fell lazily to his side.Nekotalia!GreecexHuman!Reader in Romance More Like This
"You lazy fatass..." You smiled as he ignored your empty words and continued to relax himself. He was a long-hair, really fluffy and warm when he snuggled to you like this.
Wrapping your arms around him, you sighed contently. It was raining outside, nothing on TV was even mildly entertaining. Shutting the television off, you snuggled closer to him.
He moved to rest at the crook of your neck, purring and wafting his fluffy grey and white tail right in your face. Still, he was such a sweet cat despite everything he did that annoyed you.
It was actually a day like this when you found little Hercules.
The rain was pouring on the umbrella over your head as you walked down the empty str
Nekotalia!SpainxReader -Pt 4- Hungarycat padded beside Spaincat, worry glistening in her green eyes. "Spaincat...how has ___________ been...? She hasn't come out here for awhile now..."Nekotalia!SpainxReader -Pt 4- in Romance More Like This
Spaincat purred, his tail swaying enthusiastically,"She's alright chica. Just a cold, doesn't want to aggravate it any further than she needs to is all."
Her eyes still held a bit of uncertainty within them. "But...are you sure she's feeling okay...? I'm really worried about her..."
"Trust me chica, there's nothing to worry about." It took a moment before the persistent she-cat padded off to her own mate. He watched with lighter eyes as they snuggled closer to one another.
Looking back towards his person's house, his paws itched slightly. He really didn't like leaving you alone with them for a long period of time, especially with the way his person could be.
He turned his head slightly, looking at his own kitten, growing to be a much bigger young cat. Currently, he was following Monacokit fr
Nekotalia!SpainxReader -Pt 2- The next time you woke up-which was sometime in the middle of the night-you were awaken to rather loud noises. A new person, unfamiliar to you, literally threw the door open and woke the three of you up to a start.Nekotalia!SpainxReader -Pt 2- in Romance More Like This
Once Spaincat laid eyes on the person, he calmed down,"Oh, it's just him. Relax you two." He fell back into a comfortable state, Romakit poking his head through your front legs.
Turning your head to look at Spaincat, you gave a confused look. "He's a friend of our person. He makes a lot of noise and can be kind of mean but he's actually really sweet."
"What-?" Without warning, you were lifted up into a pair of arms. The new person brought you up for closer inspection before resting you in his arms.
"Since when did Spain get you...?" He doted silently, carrying you into another room. The person let you lay down beside him in bed, something your previous persons never allowed.
Unsure of what was going on, you looked towards the door. T
Neko!ItalyxReader: Mio Fratello Pt 2 "M...Mama...!" Your eyes opened to see little Feliciano curled up beside you, a sobbing mess. A bolt of lightning cracked outside, sending the boy further into your arms.Neko!ItalyxReader: Mio Fratello Pt 2 in Romance More Like This
Waking up more, you held the small child close and hid his face away. "Please calm down Feli...it's just a little storm..." Seeing there was no help, you sat up with him, cooing gently to calm him down.
He stayed hidden, shaking like a leaf in fear and gripping tightly onto your shirt. "L-Lovino...please protect me...L-Lovino!" Your heart sank in your chest, hearing the boy cry out to his brother in vain.
"M-Mama! Lovi is scared too..." He cried weakly into his shirt. "H-He doesn't like storms...I...I know he's scared...h-he's all a-alone!"
You didn't have the heart to tell the shriveled child that his brother might not be anywhere near here, let alone hearing the storm right now. Rocking Feliciano in your arms, you began to sing to him as if he were a baby.
Feliciano seemed t
GreecexNeko!Reader: Little Kitty Crawling through the cold with a letter in your mouth, you tried to get to the mailbox to put your letter from Santa in. Although you've had no formal training with writing and you only learned from old newspapers in the trash.GreecexNeko!Reader: Little Kitty in Romance More Like This
All you ever asked for was food, shelter or a home. And every year, you got nothing. Now it was Christmas Eve and once more you hoped for at least a bit of food in your stomach.
As you ran on, you could hear children squealing at their mother's how adorable the cat was, running with a letter in its mouth. Yes, cat. Actually, you were half-human, half-cat. You've honed the skills given to you, making it able for you to transform between.
Still, you could onto hold a cat form for a short while. Then, you'd be forced to hide out again while children pulled on your ears and tail with the utmost amusement before being called a disease-ridden animal by their parents.
Once you made it to the mailbox, you struggled to slip in the letter and
Neko!ItalyxReader: Mio Fratello Pt 3 Antonio entered the house early, a sleeping Lovino resting in his arms and a luggage still waiting in the car. Climbing up the stairs, he approached your room, entering to see you asleep with a similar child in your arms.Neko!ItalyxReader: Mio Fratello Pt 3 in Romance More Like This
Smiling, he lay the child down next to his brother and went to fetch his luggage back in the car. The silent house seemed so much more peaceful than he remembered it being.
Going back upstairs, he threw his shoes off and got into bed beside all of you and falling asleep for the time being. What felt like an instant later, he was being awoken by you. You had arose to see the Spaniard's peacefully sleeping face, along with one seemingly identical to Feli's.
"Should we wake them up...?" You whispered, looking towards the two peacefully-sleeping children. "I think they should be reunited now..."
Antonio agreed, grabbing the newly introduced child in his arms and jounced him gently, trying to coax him from his sleep. Taking Feli in your a
GreecexNeko!Reader: Territory "God damn it!" You snapped as Hercules dabbed a cotton ball doused in rubbing alcohol against a wound on your cheek. "I will not take this entering in my territory lightly!"GreecexNeko!Reader: Territory in Romance More Like This
Greece sat there and listen as you ranted on about how you 'will not be defeated' by the 'enemy,' or rather, a stray cat who was getting too close to Hercules. You ended up in a scrap with him but got various scratches that Hercules wanted disinfected.
"Next time he tries to get in the house, I promise there will be trouble brewing! Trouble!" His hand rested on your head, his finger scratching behind your ear to calm you down. "Hercules, stop it..."
"You're such a good kitty..." He murmured, leaning his body against you. "You have to be my favorite out of all of them..." His weight knocked you over, his arms wrapped around you and his head in the crook of your neck. "Don't be so jealous..."
"He was coming onto you..." You hissed under your breath. "I think that's really weird..."
Nekotalia!GermanyxReader -Pt 3- You were brought into a strange home, the sights and sounds completely different than the ones you were used to. The large tom released you but like it or not, you were surrounded. Worse, though, was that your wound on the side had opened.Nekotalia!GermanyxReader -Pt 3- in Romance More Like This
The five toms escorted you in silence to another room, not noticing your bandages turning red on the side. A person with a blond head, a darker blond than Germouser's person, was sitting on the couch, eating greasy-smelling food.
"I'm home dude!" The tom from earlier meowed to his presumable person. The person turned around and saw you in the midst of the other toms. Picking you up, he grinned sweetly, making you feel a bit safe.
He slid his hand down a bit, hitting your freshly opened wound and causing you both to jump. The person yelled for others as you could piece together, pulling you closer to him and looking at the wound.
Four other persons entered the room in a worry, seeing this person with you in his arms.
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Early morning you rolled out of your basket. Food was the only thing on your mind. Food. Food. Food. You looked around for your mate, Germouser. "Where is he?" you wondered aloud. Quietly you made your way to the kitchen.
Food awaited you in the bowl and you ate slowly. "Vee! _________ hide me!" shouted Itabby running inside and behind you.
"Itabby," you said in surprise, "aren't you supposed to be training?"
"Si, but Germouser is scaring me!"
"Germouser isn't that scary," you said slightly offended by the almost insult to your mate.
Itabby started crying, "He won't let me go home and have pasta!"
Groaning you poked the weeping feline with your paw and said, "Let's go. I have to get some exercise as well. I'll tell Germouser to go easy on you."
You nodded and led the calico outside and into the cool air. Spring was always your favorite time because it meant many things. Mainly of all, kittens. You wanted kittens of your own so bad you could cry.
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It was a day just like any other. Americat was, although not meaning to, beating you up. His games were way to rough for a delicate kitty like you. And when he told you to stop he didn't, he just didn't seem to understand that you weren't a strong cat like him.
The 'games' were getting worse and worse as the cold war went on. Americat told you you had to be ready in case you were attacked and his 'games' got tougher and tougher until you couldn't take it anymore.
You ran away.
Ran away from Loudmouth and Americat. It was freezing outside, before you were never allowed outside and were bred for an indoor cat's life. But desperate times called for desperate measures.
You mewed pitifully as you bumped into something hard. It was a large brown cat with lots of fur. "Please don't hurt me."
"I won't hurt you," he said smiling. Your natural instincts told you otherwise.
"P-please, I don't have any food I swear. I haven't eaten in days," you whimpered.
The large cat licked your forehead kindly
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[Heads up, Belarus is the only character I decided to genderbend so all the other cats are their appropriate genders except for Belacat]
"Stay away!" Belacat shouted at a Francat who had been trying to get particularly close to you.
You sighed, ever since you had told him you were having kittens he had become 100 times more protective. And there was the fact that he was obsessed over you and refused to let any other male cats near you. He seemed to be spending more time "protecting" you than just spending time with you these days.
Carefully you got up and walked away from the fighting. All the stress had to be bad for the kittens. Quietly you made your way to a secret place Belacat would never find you. There you slept for what seemed like minutes to you, but in reality were hours.
"He'll be looking for me," you said sadly. For once you were not happy to see your mate. He would yell at you and demand to know where you been. And then if you refused he would assume that it was another ca
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"I'm sorry Prince Arthur, I don't love you," you said sadly. You didn't want to offend him, but Prince Arthur just wasn't your type.
Arthur turned red with anger, "Fine! You'll regret this Princess _________." He threw a small packet of dust at you and you let out a squeak.
"Prince Arthur wha-meow!" you put your hand over your mouth. "What did you do?" You felt a sharp pain all over and let out a screech.
"This is your punishment for rejecting me Princess __________," he smirked. "Maybe I'll take it back if you accept me Princess ____________."
"Never," you snarled and fell on all fours. After letting out a string of pained meows you looked down at your hands. Or should I say paws. "Prince Arthur how could you-meow! Meow! Meow!" After that, 'meow' was all that came out of your mouth.
~time skip by Hungary's Frying Pan; Oh look Prussia ......WAM!!!~
It had been three years since Prince Arthur had cursed you in the body of a cat. Ever since you had become a cat you didn't eat well,
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"My cat is awesomer than yours!" shouted Beer-Breath to your master
"Is not!" she shouted back.
"This is stupid," you muttered settling in for another nap. Gilcat, your mate, was off trying to fish. That idiot did not get that there were no fish in the bathtub. Groaning you felt a slight kick. Your master and Beer-Breath didn't seem to understand that you were pregnant with kittens.
Gilcat walked back in with Gilbird on his head. It was a wonder that he didn't eat the tiny chick; he was a cat after all. "There were no fish." You turned your head and let out a snort of laughter. He was soaked; his white fur was dripping with water and suds.
"Gil, come here," you said, "they're kicking again."
Ecstatic he ran over and nuzzled your stomach. "Our kittens are going to be awesome!"
"Yep, just like their daddy," you purred.
"So had Beer-Breath and (creative name for your master) found out that you're pregnant yet?"
"No," you giggled, "I bet it'll be a big surprise when they .do." you let
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You sat and watched as all the other cats played with each other. But not you, oh defiantly not you.
Cat Day Care, a place where cats can play all day while their masters are away.
However you managed to scare away each potential friend without meaning too. The things you said, although not meaning to, scared the other cats to the point where Americat told you you had to sit in the corner by yourself.
Sighing you watched as Iggycat and Seakitty engaged in a friendly game of tag. Oh how you longed to play with the other cats.
"Guys look it's a new cat!" shouted some of the regulars. You sighed again and started to clean paw. It would just be another cat that would ignore you and make you feel isolated. You couldn't wait until your master came to pick you up.
"Privet," said the new cat, "I am Russicat." Everyone seemed to be steering clear of him, "We will be friends da?" When you looked up he was alone, in the corner. Was he a loner? He looked up and brightened upon seeing you. Quickly
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"Germouser, Germouser," shouted Itabby, "I want you to meet ______________."
"Ja, Ja," said Germouser following the hyperactive Italian cat. He had no idea why Itabby wanted to introduce him to his new friend.
"_________!" shouted Itabby finaly finding his friend.
"Itabby," it was a pretty she-cat with large (e/c) eyes and a thick (f/c) coat. Carefully she walked over as the Italian cat ran to her tackling her in a strange catish hug.
"Veee~ ____________!" Itabby jumped, "___________, greet me like I taught you!"
___________ turned slightly red, "O-ok." Quickly she gave the Italian a peck on both cheeks.
"Ve~I got kissed by a pretty kitty. Now its your tern Germouser," said Itabby, "_____________ give Germouser a kiss to!"
________________ and Germouser both turned very red. "Umm, Itabby. I don't think that _________ would want-."
"Oh, no I'm fine," said ___________, "that is if you're-."
Germouser interrupted her, "I'm fine."
___________ walked over to the cat and gave him a quick pec
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You purred on your perch watching the strange cats bellow. Your master had moved to the strange town of Ailateh a few months ago and you soon learned the most fun you could have was to watch the unusual neighborhood cats that had weekly meetings.
You chuckled as Itabby asked for pasta from Germouser. They were so funny.
"Meeting adorned," said Germouser. Slowly the cats left. Once you thought they were all gone you came out of hiding to bask in the sun showing off your (f/c) coat.
"Finally, I thought they'd never leave," you murmured.
"Ohonhonhon~ what do we have here?" asked a tom with a French.
Slowly you turned your head to see Francat, "Oh hello."
Francat circled you, "What is your name mon cheri?"
"___________," you said lazily. "What is it you want?"
"To show you the wonders of French love."
You stretched, "Mmm, not now. Maybe later once we know each other better." You smiled slyly.
Francat seemed stunned, "Umm, ok." Maybe he was unused to other cats responding so well to his adv
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The sound of the scariest thing alive came to your ears, "____________, where are you hiding ____________. It's time to become one with Ruissicat time "
You tried to stay quiet, but you shivered. For the last three days he had been chasing you, telling you to "become one with him". He was the scariest cat you had ever encountered. You backed up hiding further underneath the table. The long table cloth the only thing separating you from one of your biggest fears.
"Ow, who are you, aru," said a voice behind you.
Letting out a squeak you turned around saw a black cat, he had brown eyes, and a strange ponytail. "W-who are you?"
"I asked first." He too was shaking.
"_-_________," you started to cry softly.
He seemed to stop shaking slightly, "D-do y-you work for R-Russicat?"
"You need to answer me first," you said quietly.
"I'm chincat, now answer my question," he said.
"No," you said shaking, "h-he's trying to catch me."
Chincat settled down, "Me too."
"At least we're in this together
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You had been living with Green eyes and Iggycat for about two months now and almost all of your wounds were healed. Everything seemed to be going good for you until
"Where is my cat?" shouted an all too familiar voice.
"Iggycat!" you shouted running for the older and tougher tom. "Help!"
"There you are," snarled your old master grabbing you by the tail.
Iggycat jumped on his hand and scratched him, "Leave her alone," he hissed. "Don't worry __________ I'll protect you."
You whimpered and got behind him, "T-thank you."
"What the bloody hell are you doing with my cats?" asked Green eyes with a revolver. "Leave them alone." Both of you ran to your master. You purred as you nuzzled your master's leg, giving him thanks that he saved you.
Iggycat licked your cheek while Green eyes ran the man off, "Are you alright?"
Nodding you whispered, "Thank you Iggycat."
Iggycat turned red, "Umm, ________."
"I love you."
"Good, cause I love you too."
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"We have a really big selection of cats as you can see." Elizabeta laughed.
She was right. You didn't think you had ever seen as many cats as there were in this place. A small tabby rubbed up against your leg. He had a funny curl on his head.
"Thats Itabby." she pointed to a dark gray cat, "Thats his friend Germouser."
Nodding you crouched, patting the cat's head. A rather large white cat sauntered up to you. He had a friendly air about him.
"Whats this guys name?" You rubbed a hand across his fluffy head.
Elizabeta raised an eyebrow, "Thats Francis. He likes to cause trouble." You stared at the cat. He winked up at you.
Kinda weird for a cat.......
"He really doesn't look like he causes that much trouble." You mused aloud.
Elizabeta snorted. "Between him and his friends....." She motioned towards two cats sitting across the room. They were also white, although one had beige patches of fur.
The fluffy cat loo
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You stared intently at the cats around you. You wanted a self-sufficent cat. One that wouldn't need you around 24-7
A smoky-gray cat with icy-blue eyes caught your attention. Actually it was the energetic tabby that was running in circles next to him, that first caught your attention.
"Is he up for adoption?" You pointed at the gray cat.
Elizabeta nodded, picking him up and shoving him in your arms. "Yup."
You stared down at the cat. He looked like he was scowling.
"Doesn't he need a cat-carrier?" You patted his smooth head.
"Nope. He's a really well behaved cat." She picked up a stack of papers, "He's like a little soldier or something. He keeps the other cats in line and never acts up."
"What's his name?" You signed paper after paper.
"Weeeell at first we called him Ludwig. But recently we've started to call him Germouser."
Huh. Kind of a strange name for a cat. But whatever.
-----Tiny time skip-----
Elizabeta was right.
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Okay guys a brief explanation for why kitty Scot is such a weird cat. It's mainly because, I think that if Scotland was a cat, he'd be a hyperactive little shit. xD That's all.
Making decisions had always been a slight problem for you and today was no exception. You stared at the throng of milling cats. You could only pick one, but they were all so cute and you wanted to take them all with you. But you couldn't.
Sighing, you pursed your lips. Maybe you should come back tomorrow after you had researched the different types of cats.
Turning to Elizabeta, you smiled apologetically. "I don't know if I'm really ready to adopt a cat yet."
She nodded, grabbing a flyer off the near by wall. It explained the purpose of the shelter and the hours. You thanked her smiled, taking the flyer. When you left, you felt a small tinge of guilt for not buying a cat.
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You looked around at the groups of cats. So many to chose from....
This was going to be a hard choice too. All of them were so cute!
You watched as a little beige cat with a brown riffle of fur around its neck raced around the room, jumping over a rather annoyed looking Scottish fold.
Something brushed your leg making you jump in surprise. A fluffy long-haired cat looked up at you, it's long white hair brushing the floor.
"Hi kitty." It meowed, blinking up at you. Crouching down you patted it on the head, while looking around.
So many frickin' cats!!
A little shape in the corner of the room caught your attention.
It was a small black and white cat. He just sat there looking at the ground while the other cats romped around him. It had to be one of the cutest sights you had ever seen.
"Um." You stood up, "Is that one up for adoption?"
Elizabeta pursed her lips, "Are you sure about that one? He's not very social."
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So many cats!!!
Big cats, tiny cats. Every color possible.
How to choose? Frowning you scanned the room. You wanted a cat that wasn't very well liked by the others. One that you could shower with affection.
A large gray brown cat sat off to the side. The other cats skirted around it.
"Can I have that guy?" You squeaked pointing towards him.
Elizabeta looked surprised, "You sure? Nobody really likes that cat. Sometimes people do adopt him, but they always bring him back."
You felt your heart throb in sympathy. You had to have that cat. "I am one hundred percent sure!!"
Shrugging she hefted the large cat into an over sized carrier and handed you a stack of papers.
After signing and paying the adoption fee you loaded the cat into the passenger seat of your car.
"Soooooooo." You made a right turn out of the parking lot
"What to call you.." You looked over at him. The cat had a rather large nose and purple eyes. Too cut
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Ugh. Big decisions had always been hard for you. Now faced with "which cat" You were starting to get stressed.
It didn't help that you wanted to take all of them home with you.
'Only one.' You thought 'I only have enough room in my small house for one cat'
On a whim, you sat down. The first cat to approach you, would be the one you took home.
Every cat made a giant circle around you. Felling like you might cry, you crossed your arms.
"They're usually not like this." Elizabaeta stared at the cats in confusion.
A huge Russian forest cat, sat down three feet away, his creepy purple eyes seeming to drill into your very soul.
Defiantly not the cat you were taking home......Even though he was the closest one to you.
Something nudged your hand. A large white cat sat next to you. Stretching out a paw, he batted at leather bracelet on your wrist. The Thor's hammer charm swung wildly.
"You like Norse things Kitty
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So many caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats.
You tapped your foot in frustration. How could such a small room hold so many cats?
Which cat...... How could something so simple be so difficult? Did that even make sense?
You remembered a slight problem. Your son.
Geez, you didn't want to bring home a cat that would scratch or bite him.
"Um are there any cats that don't mind kids?" You scratched the back of your head, surveying the assortment before you.
Elizabeta nodded, "We have Berwald and Tino." She pointed at a chair. On it sat two cats, a small beige one and a rather intimidating looking, big gray-blue cat. "Tino is a really sweetheart. He loves people, especially little kids. Berwald doesn't really interact that much with people, but he can be really affectionate when he wants."
You stared at both cats. Berwald glared back. Geez.
"Um could I have Tino?" The smaller cat defiantly looked kid friendly. Elizabeta nodded and re
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You looked around at the large group of cats and bit your thumb nail. This was going to be harder than you thought.
"Take your time." Elizabeta grinned "It's a big decision getting a pet!"
You nodded, staring down at the cats gathered at your feet. They were all extremely cute.
A short-haired white cat streaked past you, followed by a much larger and fluffier long-haired white cat. A third cat, also white, but with beige patches, followed lazily.
The little cross on his collar jangled merrily.
Pausing the cat turned and looked up at you. You stared down at him, his odd green eyes seeming to sparkle.
"What's this guys name?" You crouched down and patted his head.
"Antonio, he's one of the friendliest cats we have." Elizabeta crouched next to you, smiling at the cat.
"I'll take him!"
Antonio sat in the passenger seat, his little face pressed up against the mesh of the cat carrier.
"I hope you like your new home
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You stared at the cats around you.
A big cat with an oddly large nose sat down near your feet. His purple eyes stared up at you.
You slowly edged away from the big cat. Elizabeta smiled, "That's Ivan. He's a bit strange." You nodded, feeling the urge to avoid eye contact with the fluffy cat.
"Um are there any cats that have trouble getting adopted?" You looked around at all the cats.
Elizabeta shrugged, "Pretty much all of them. They were either strays or donated."
You grimaced, poor kitties.
The huge cat leaned against your leg again.
"Uh..." You looked around. None of the cats really interested you.
"We do have another cat in the vet ward." You looked at Elizabeta in surprise,
"Can I see him?"
"Sure." She lead you past the cats and into a separate room.
A small Scottish fold lay in a box, his front paw was bandaged in a little cast.
"He was thrown from a car. I n
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You walked through the throng of milling cats ans Elizabeta explained the purpose of the shelter.
"All of these cats need a home and someone who can care for them."
You nodded, nearly tripping over a large dark grey cat. It looked up at you, it's purple eyes glaring. You shivered and stepped around it.
"Elizabeta!!" You both looked towards the voice.
A guy wearing a pink dress flipped a piece of his shoulder length hair. Elizabeta rolled her eyes.
The guy struck a pose and pouted, "You, like totally putting her asleep vid dat speech. Just let her pick a cat!!!"
Elizabeta opened her mouth to speak, but stopped when you shrieked.
A rather big white cat was climbing up your leg. He had red eyes and a few scars on his face. A tattered ribbon was tied around his neck.
"GILBERT!!" Elizabeta stomped over, grabbing the cat and holding him up to her eye level.
"What have I said about doing that?"
The cat s
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 5Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats that the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 5 in Humor More Like This
By this time, you weren't sure weather to be disgusted or amazed.
You were just gonna go with both.
You were currently in McDonald's with one of your cats; Americat, and he was just doggin' it.
He had already finished 3 Big Mac's, bun and all, and he was still going! Sure, you had a good enough appetite, but Americat's stomach was a bottomless pit compared to yours!
There were other customers who had stopped eating just to stare at you. Children were pointing and squealing in awe. Several of the McDonald's employee's had gathered around you as well, watching in stunned silence.
You sighed, resting your chin in you hands. This was nothing new to you, yet somehow, it managed to freak you out just a little bit every time you saw it.
Needless to say, Americat was a glutton. He ate anything and everything that tasted good by his standards. McDonald's, Burger King,
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 4Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats that the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 4 in Humor More Like This
Cats fall asleep in the strangest of places.
You had woken up on more than one occasion with a furry blob sprawled out across your chest, or walked into the bathroom and found one of your felines conked out in the sink.
However, you had never seen any of your other cats fall asleep in as many strange places as Greecat.
Greecat was a black and white cat with thick, long fur, and a heart shaped mark on his left hip. He had a special talent for being able to fall asleep anywhere and everywhere.
You could vaguely remember a time where you found him snuggled up in the microwave.
(It was turned off. Relax.)
For him, sleep was top priority, time and place be damned. The only time you got really concerned was when he dosed off while eating. That had only happened once, though, so you didn't worry too much.
"Greecat~?" you called softly, peering into the kitchen cabinets. You
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 2Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats that the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 2 in Humor More Like This
You leaned back against the kitchen counter with a sigh, staring up at the ceiling. You had finally finished preparing breakfast for your cats.
Now, for a normal person, that would be a relatively simple task.
You weren't normal.
Neither were your cats.
Sure, some of them would settle for a simple can of Friskies, but the rest well, they had 'special' tastes.
For example, Russiacat, a large, fluffy, Siberian tom who had dark brown fur covering most of his body, save for the white on his hind paws, the underside of his tail, and around his neck, wouldn't eat anything unless you had mixed vodka into it. (How that didn't kill him, you'd never understand.) And Americat, a big, blue eyed, white cat with a dark brown ruff around his neck and a matching tail, was so infatuated with McDonalds that you actually had to go out and buy it for him. If you didn'
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 10Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats which the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 10 in Humor More Like This
Your bedroom was a complete and utter mess.
There were clothes everywhere, strewn haphazardly across the floor. Loose change was littered in various spots on your carpet, along with other miscellaneous items like rubber bands, mechanical pencils, straws, and empty soda bottles.
And, standing there, in the center of it all, was a short haired, dark gray tomcat named Germouser.
And he looked absolutely mortified.
His icy blue eyes were wide, and his entire body was rigid, fur standing on end.
You, who had been idling around in the hallway, playing Fruit Ninja on your (smartphone of choice) looked up from the screen and noticed that your bedroom door was slightly ajar.
Arching a slim brow, you slipped the device into your pocket and slid down the hall.
(As mentioned in the first chapter, the floors in your hallway are polished wood. In this chapter, you happen to be we
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 9Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats which the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 9 in Humor More Like This
It was 3:46 am. You were half asleep, laying face down in bed. And, apparently, there was something...licking your ankle?
Oh dear sweet Jesus what?
Yes. There was, in fact, something licking your ankle. And, being the logical person you were, you decided to take the most logical choice of action in response to this discovery.
Screaming and flailing, you somehow managed to not only fall off of the bed, but get yourself tangled hopelessly in the sheets while doing so.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT OH MY GOD."
It was only then that you registered the dull stinging pain shooting up your leg, as well as the pair of glowing red eyes watching you from atop your nearly bare mattress.
"Son of a-ROMANIACAT! Why would you do that!?"
Romania, a fluffy white tom covered in cinnamon colored spots, mewed innocently at you, leaping from the bed and onto the floor in
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 3Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats that the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 3 in Humor More Like This
"I want to change the world!
Jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e~
Te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa!
You slumped farther down into your living room couch, eyes stinging slightly from lack of sleep. Earlier that day, one of your friends had told you about an Inuyasha marathon that she heard was going to be on TV that night, and you, of course, being a fan of the show, decided to stay up so you could watch it. You weren't alone, of course. Japaneko, one of your cats, was snuggled down on your belly, slightly dull chocolate eyes focused on the television screen. He was a Japanese bobtail, mainly black, with a white muzzle and chest, white paws, and a white tail.
You stroked his back absentmindedly, feeling the soft vibrations of his purrs reverberate through your body.
Since you had been staring at the screen for about three and a half hours, both yo
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 7Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats that the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 7 in Humor More Like This
Just another average day in an average neighborhood filled with average people going about their average lives...
"Russia, get down from there!!"
...all except you, of course.
It seemed trouble had decided to take up residence in your kitchen this fine morning. One of your cats, Russiacat, to be exact, was perched happily atop your kitchen cabinets, his back mere inches from the ceiling. He was crouched, and ready to jump.
Now, normally, this wouldn't bother you. You'd just shrug it off and go back to whatever you were doing.
THIS SITUATION WAS ANYTHING BUT NORMAL.
Russiacat had sprained one of his paws earlier in the week. Badly. If he put too much pressure on it, he could break it.
You had been trying your absolute hardest to keep him off his feet, but he just wouldn't stay down!
It was starting to get ridiculous. Honestly, you'd think a cat his size woul
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 6Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats which the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 6 in Humor More Like This
"Aww, c'mon, Austriacat, I did it right that time!"
"Please? My legs are starting to fall asleep..."
You slumped back down into your chair with a sigh before straightening your back and positioning your hands out in front of you. You had decided to take up piano lessons, seeing as how you owned one anyways, and Austriacat, one of your beloved kitties, had decided upon himself that he would help you stick to it.
Now, you had absolutely no idea whatsoever how or why a cat could be so interested in something like that, but you appreciated his courtesy, regardless.
You were to practice playing for an hour and a half everyday, no more no less. Austriacat would sit atop the piano to monitor you. If you made any kind of attempt to quit before time was up, you would get scratched. If you made any kind of attempt to avoid practice, you would get scratched.
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 8Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats that the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Chapter 8 in Humor More Like This
Sometimes, having as many cats as you did could be a real pain in your ass.
"No! Americat, stop! This isn't for you!"
"Its for Caneko!"
"CA. NE. KO." Y'know? Your younger littermate?!"
You facepalmed. Hard.
Caneko whined softly from his spot under the coffee table.
As earlier mentioned, Caneko was Americat's younger littermate. They did share a sort of...family resemblance, but there were certain, not-so-subtle differences.
Caneko, for one, was much quieter. To the point where it made him difficult to notice, actually. His tail and neck ruff were a light cream color instead of dark brown, like America's. His head shape was slightly different, too, but most importantly, he weighed so much less.
However, Since he was so hard to notice, Caneko had actually been a little neglected.
*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Omake - 1Summary: In which the Hetalia nations are all cats that the reader happens to own. Enjoy~*Reader Insert* Nekotalia Crap - Omake - 1 in Humor More Like This
You let out a long sigh through your nose, leaning back in the backyard porch swing while you watched the scene in front of you.
Three of your toms, Prussia, France, and Spain, were all currently attempting to woo a stray she-cat that had unwittingly wandered into your garden. And they were all failing. Miserably
Now, usually, you would discourage such activities taking place among your flowerbeds, but watching them continuously get shot down was honestly too funny to miss.
Sure, it seemed a little cruel, but the three of them together, whom you had dubbed the 'Bad Touch Trio', caused a lot more trouble than they were worth.
You turned your attention to your lap, where another, younger tom was resting.
He had dark tan fur with dark brown patches in several spots, and an odd little curl sticking out of the side of his head.
You'd already learned not to question
Nekotalia! RomanoXReader .:part 2:."Roma!!!!"Nekotalia! RomanoXReader .:part 2:. in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(name) ran to her tsundere friend. It had been a good two months since (name) had met the italian cat, and she had grown quite fond of him.... and his little brother, too.
"(n-name)?!" Romano, who had been talking to his little brother Itabby and, although unwillingly, Spaincat.
"Roma!!!!!" (name) tackled him and sent them both barrel-rolling down the hill. They landed with a loud 'thud' in a children's sand box.
"(name)? What is wrong?" Spaincat pranced casually down the slope with Itabby 've-ing' after him.
(name) bolted upright, her fur fluffed out in fear. Her (color) eyes were wide and fear danced throughout them. Romano got up after her and nudged her side.
"(name) you idiota! What was-a that for?"
"A-Animal Control!!!!!" (name) shook like a leaf. "T-they came a-and took everone away!"
Spaincat gasped. "You don't mean all you stray pals, do you?"
(name) nodded. "i saw them! I-It was horrible! A-And now t-they're after me!"
Itabby mad a confused 've'. Romano just stared
Nekotalia! GermouserXReader .:part 3:."Hn......" (name) lifted her throbbing head off the floor. She was laying on a cold cement-type floor and it kind of hurt. (name) sat up and shook the dust out of her fur. "Where am I..?"Nekotalia! GermouserXReader .:part 3:. in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Oh, dude, you're up!" The yellow cat spoke up from across the room, which (name) recognized as a basement. She hissed and lunged at him, only to be forced down by a rope that tied her to the wall.
(name) scowled. 'Great, those freaky cats tied my up!'
"Woah, there, poppet. Please calm down!" The scottish fold materialized beside her.
"We wont harm you, aru!" The chinese cat came up to her.
"Oh, you don't want to HURT me? You freaking knocked me out and dragged me away from my friends! And yet, you don't want to hurt me!?!?!" (name's) fur was spiked with anger.
"Those...friends, madam. Do you even know who they are?"
"What do you-"
"It is obvious she doesn't, da."
"Well then, poppet, we shall tell you. They, like us, are country cats."
"Huh?" (name) tilted her head in confusion.
Nekotalia! GermouserXReader(name) walked around happily. 'Nya! Brautwurst is the best, nya!'Nekotalia! GermouserXReader in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(name) sat down in a warm patch of sun and licked her claws. 'Even though I had to steal the wurst..' Looking around, (name) realized she didn't recognize the alley she was in. 'NYA?!? Dangit! I was to focused on my full stomach that i got lost. Brilliant work there, (name)!' She pawed at the ground in frustration. "What do I do now?!"
"What Ever Is The Matter, Little Lady?"
(name) snapped her head around. Walking towards her was another stray, only he looked awful. Scrapes and scars covered his body, and his fur was mangy and torn. He reeked of death. (name) scrunched up her nose in disgust. 'Eww!'
"If you need help.... I can assist you.." He stepped closer, grinning slyly.
"N-No that you! I-I'm fine, sir!" (name) shrank back. He did not seem nice at all.
"Aww.... come on, sweetie.... I'll help you out. Now, tell me what's wrong!" He sat down and put a large paw over her shoulders.
Nekotalia! AmericatXReader .:part 3:."(name)! YO! (NAME)!!!!!!!!!!!"Nekotalia! AmericatXReader .:part 3:. in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(name) awoke to the sound of Americat's voice ringing in her ear.
"Yes...? What is it, Americat?" (name) shook her fur out, which made the bell on her collar jingle like mad. That's right, collar. A few days after meeting Iggycat, America, Americat's owner, adopted her because she was 'Totally cool'.
Now (name) lived with Americat and Toni and America. And (name) rather liked it. It was fun to just hang out with them. They were so funny and fun, life was like one big party. Of course, when Americat was around, it was even better. (name) wouldn't admit it, but she had developed a huge crush on him.
"C'mon, (name)! You're gonna meet the rest of the Allies today!"
"Oh, right! Coming!" Today, Americat was taking her to meet his group of friends, the 'Allies', as he so affectionatly called them.
"Hurry! They're waiting!"
"Dude! I SAID I WAS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who is this, aru?" A black cat sport
Nekotalia! GermouserXReader(name) awoke to a paw gently tap her shoulder.Nekotalia! GermouserXReader in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ve~! Why is a pretty lady sleeping in Doitsu's house?"
"Itabby, hush! You might wake her!"
"A little late for that..." (name) sat up groggily. In front of her sat two new cats. The one who had poked her sat to the left. He was a brown tabby and he had a strange curl sticking out of his fur, also, he kept 'Ve~-ing'.
The other one seemed more polite. He was a black and white cat with dull brown eyes. He bowed curtly. "I am terribly sorry we disturbed you, miss. Gomen'nasai."
The one called Itabby smiled. "Ve~! He, Japaneko, why do you think there is a girl in Doitsu's house?"
"Don't talk as if she isn't here, Itabby. It is very rude!"
(name) watched in confusion as the two converesed back and forth. 'Who... are these cats..?'
Itabby broke off his conversation with Japaneko and abruptly turned to (name). "Ve~! So why are you here?"
"So straightforward..." Japaneko murmured, shaking his head.
"A-Ah, well... I was attacked by a big, m
Nekotalia! SpainXReader .:part 2:.(name) hurried towards her and Antonio's favorite meeting spot. For the past month, (name) had grown even closer to her Spanish-cat friend. In fact, she had started to feel very strange around him lately. Whenever they were together, (name) would get this butterfly feeling in her heart. Her friends called it love, but she wasn't sure yet.Nekotalia! SpainXReader .:part 2:. in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ah! Good morning, chica!" Antonio's cheerful greeting met her ears, and her stomach did a little flip-flop. Antonio sat peacefully, with the sun's rays illuminating his deep, green eyes, causing them to sparkle like emeralds. 'A-antonio...sure does look nice...' Smiling, (name) padded over to him.
"Hola, Antonio! How are you?"
"I am fine, (name)! And you?"
"Just great! Hey, what do you want to do today?" She loooked eagerly at him. Each day they would meet up and go off on some adventure. Her favorite passtime with him was when they went and pranked his neighbor, England. Antonio just loved to make the bushy-browed cat mew in shock.
Nekotalia! Male!BelarusXReader"Do you want to go see the sunflowers, da?" Russiacat looked at (name) happily. Nodding, (name) followed her best friend towards the flower field. Unknown to them, deep blue eyes followed their every move.Nekotalia! Male!BelarusXReader in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Wow! There're so pretty! and big!" (name) jumped around, admiring the tall, yellow flowers. Russiacat smiled. "My master plants these each year. It's normally very cold so they only bloom for a little while."
"Aww.. that's so sad! Thanks for showing me, Russiacat! You're an awesome friend!"
Blue eyes peered out of the shadows. "Why that little!! stay away from him!" Belarus hissed under his breath, his eyes narrowing. "Brother is mine!" He couldn't understand why she spent so much time with him. Russiacat belonged to him, Belarus, not her! Everytime he saw them together, he felt angry. Another feeling pulled at his heart, he just didn't know what it was. Growling, he stepped out into the sun. "Oh, big brother..." He cooed.
Nekotalia! NetherlandsXReaderNekotalia! NetherlandsXReader in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Netherlands! Netherlands!!" (name) scampered towards her solemn friend. He was currently admiring a Tulip garden. He turned to his panic-stricken friend.
"(name)... What's wrong? Why are you so upset?"
"My owners! They're gone! I-I can't find them!" She looked so helpless. Her (colored) fur was a mess from running so fast. Her eyes were wide with fear. He grew a little worried.
"What do you mean, 'They are gone'?"
"I mean that no one is in the house, and I can't get in!"
Sighing, he secretly was hoping this wasn't anything to big. He wouldn't admit it, but he had grown quite fond of (name) and her crazy antics. He just hoped that this wasn't another one of her pranks. Either way, he couldn't stand to see her upset. Mubling to himself, he followed her to the house.
"See! Look!" (name) padded up to the cat door and pushed with all her might, but it wouldn't open. Holland watched her struggle with it for a few minu
Nekotalia! RomeXReadereverything here about Rome is from what i looked up. sorry if it is not accurate,Nekotalia! RomeXReader in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Oh! How wonderful!""How brave!""He's so manly!"
Excited mewls woke (name) from her sleep. Grumbling, she stood up. 'What are those sissy-cats doing now...?' (name) padded towards the alley where the noises were coming from. A crowd of giggling, bubbly she-cats blocked the entrance. (name) rolled her eyes. "Excuse me!" She pushed her way to the front.
(name) stopped and stared at the scene unfolding in front of her. Two large, burly toms were attacking a slightly smaller tom.
"You think you can beat us?" The black burly tom hissed.
"You are a little small-fry!" The other burly tom, a tabby scoffed.
"We'll just see about that~!" The smaller cat, who was a dark brown, smiled.
'Bad move, there. Never smile at your enemy unless you know you have the upperhand....' (name) shook her head. This cat obviously
Nekotalia! Spain X ReaderStretching, (name) yawned and sat up. The warm sunlight hit her fur, and she shivered in delight. 'Today is so pretty!'Nekotalia! Spain X Reader in Short Stories More Like This
Glancing around, (name) observed her surroundings. She was at her all-time favorite spot, the downtown Plaza. It was the typical summer Saturday afternoon in Madrid. The merchants were selling things at their wooden stands. The tourists hustled around, yearning to see the sights. (name) smiled. 'Gotta love home!' She slinked out from behind the bush, careful not to get trampled underfoot. 'Now.... which food cart to raid today?'
(name) sniffed. A meat stand to the left, and a candy stand to the left. Suddenly, a disticnt smell wafted in front of her. CHURROS.
'Perfect' (name) walked in the direction the smell came from. In front of her was a man. "Churros! Get your fresh Churros HERE!" He yelled with a thick Spanish accent. 'I'll get one... for free!' (name) crouched and aimed her body to pounce.
"What are you doing, senori
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 5Francis and Antonio had gotten home, took one look at you, and started arguing. I mean really?! You were right there; they acted like you couldn't hear them.BTTXNeko!Reader Part 5 in Settings More Like This
"Hey! Zat has always been ze rule. First to see frau gets dibs!"
"Pero, that's not fair, amigo! If you hadn't come home early, I would have seen the chica first."
"ONHONHONHON, we all know zat no matter who sees her first, I will be the one to teach zis belle fluer ze art of loving."
You heard a chorus of 'yeah right' and 'go screw yourself'.
The way they were arguing really was ridiculous. And childish! You wondered how they had managed to stay friends at all.
"This doesn't even make sense! I'm not an object, and this isn't finders keepers. I am a person! UNTIE ME!" you yelled.
'Shut up' came to you in three different languages. Like you said, ridiculous.
As Gil and Francis got into a tussle, Antonio surprised you by putting his arms around you from behind and started to whisper sweet Spanish nothings into your feline ear. You sq
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 4"Dude, salami, chicken, and what is thi- French cheeses?!"BTTXNeko!Reader Part 4 in Settings More Like This
You grumbled as you shifted through all the foods in the trio's big fridge. "Stingy Spaniard didn't give me any of this."
You were inside the house alone for the first time and were exploring the place from top to bottom. Sitting on top of the counter, you munched a couple of churros and flipped through Gilbert's ipod playlist.
You'd also 'borrowed' a T-shirt which said something in German then the word 'AWESOME' and some more German, and stolen some clean boxer shorts out of the dryer for comforts sake. They had little Eiffel towers on them. 'Weird' you thought.
As you flipped open Antonio's laptop and began to browse, you heard two knocks on the door. You shrugged, figuring it was just a solicitor or package delivery, and turned the music up louder.
Someone tapped your shoulder.
"AAUUUUGHHHH, HOLY-" You fell of the counter and threw a spoon in the invaders general direction.
"Whoah, frau! Calm down!" he yelled.
You looked up
BTTXNeko!Reader PrussiaXReader EndingHe was ignoring you, and that just ticked you off. Alright. It was your fault, but he was to blame too, right?! With his adorable face and gorgeous red eyes and exoti- sorry! You hadn't meant to let your mind lead you on like that.BTTXNeko!Reader PrussiaXReader Ending in Settings More Like This
The reason that he was ignoring you was that you hadn't turned into a human or talked to him at all lately, and it was starting to worry your three housemates. This was attributed to the fact that you were undeniably attracted to the Prussia man and had grown to love him over the course of your stay. You just didn't trust yourself to keep your mouth shut or your lips to yourself in that form.
Unbeknownst to yourself, the three guys had devised a little scheme to get you back to normal. They would ignore you. Being a cat, there was nothing that you hated worse.
They all pretended not to see you. That is, they were, until you whipped out your super cuteness attack, and Toni and Francis were back to petting you and giving you attention. The only person tha
BTTXNeko!Reader SpainxReader EndingSpain Ending: (don't you trust me?)BTTXNeko!Reader SpainxReader Ending in Settings More Like This
"______!" Spain yelled up at you, "Chica! Don't worry, it's not as high as it looks, si?"
You were stuck high up in the big oak tree in the back yard and were currently experiencing the most terrifying moment of your life. It is well known to many, that cats are very quick to climb up trees. It's the coming down that gets them.
"No, nope. I'm good. It's all good."
You felt the branch you were on sway ever so slightly in the wind.
"ANTONIO, SAVE MEEEEE!!!" You screeched. "I'm going to DIE!" You started to scramble around and lock your arms around the branch. Your claws sank into the bark.
You looked down... Man you were up high.
"I need you to jump!"
"Are you out of your European MIND?!" You howled. Your moving around made you almost lose your grip and sent your heart hammering.
"Look, I need your help to get you down. I'm going to be right here.
Did I mention this was a big freaking tree? You looked down at Antonio - aaaallll the w
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 2"Kitty, kitty, kitty! Aqui, gatita!"BTTXNeko!Reader Part 2 in Settings More Like This
You hid in a patch of sunlight under a tomato plant. You were angry at Antonio for ignoring you earlier in favor of some dumb blonds that Francis had brought back with him. He had then forgotten to feed you due to the intoxicating effects of alcohol consumption. In another words: he was drunk. Every Friday and Saturday.
And if there was one thing that you did not stand for, it was being ignored.
"Gatita, lo siento! I have tuna!"
Tempting, but no. Try again, Toni.
Just then, Toni found you in the bushes, much to your displeasure. He held the can out to you, and you turned your head up and away in a snubbing gesture.
"Pero, le encanta tuna!"
Mr. 'Awesome' (NOT) came out, practically reflecting sunlight with his albino skin, making you squint.
"Toni, stop yelling at that stupid katz!"
See? Totally not awesome.
"Gil! See if you can get la gatita to eat some food!"
"I am not doing anyzing for your 'gatita'! Zat is all ve have heard you talk about for ze
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 1You padded gently along the pavement on velvet feet under the soft glare of street lamps. Your last family had kicked you out upon learning your secret. Well, they had actually called the cops and you had made a run for it. You were currently hungry, homeless, and in need of a home.BTTXNeko!Reader Part 1 in Settings More Like This
Unfortunately, there were no ads in the newspaper for 'free loading cat-girl' (because let's face it, that's what you were), so you just had to make do. You had been observing a family for a couple of days, deciding whether or not they would take you in. There were three males: a French man, a German, and a Spaniard. You figured that if you could get the Spaniard to like you, then the other two would have no choice than to put up with you. One had a bird which could be problematic, but that would be easy enough to take care of.
In the morning, the Spaniard went out to tend to his tomato plants. That was when you would make your move. As a cat, of course. People didn't normally react very well to crazy
BTTXNeko!Reader FranceXReader EndingYou marched into Francis room, turned into a cat, and curled up right next to him as was your nightly ritual. You just didn't like sleeping alone. You picked Francis because, well, you were in love with him. You weren't going to lie to yourself; you had fallen for him and fallen hard.BTTXNeko!Reader FranceXReader Ending in Settings More Like This
It might not have ended up that way had you not found him crying underneath the big oak tree back when he still though you were a 'stupid chaton'. Even after he had found out you were able to understand him, he still opened up to you and was very kind. However, you could not deny that he was a pervert, but that was just one of his quirks, as he had many.
He didn't know that you slept with him, and you were too embarrassed to tell him. You crept into bad after he had fallen asleep and left before he woke up. Besides, he had his pick of gorgeous, perfectly non-half cat women to choose from. It's not like he would think of you like that.
You snuggled up closer and wrapped your tail around your furry form bef
BTTXNeko!Reader Part 3"Mon ami, how does she keep getting into the back porch when we are not opening the screen door for her?"BTTXNeko!Reader Part 3 in Settings More Like This
"I don't know. We just have una gatita intelligente!"
The trio was puzzled as to your ability to do things for yourself almost like a human. They were also wondering who was stealing Gilbert's chocolate milk out of the mini-fridge while Francis and Toni swore up and down that it wasn't them.
Meanwhile you lounged in a lawn chair next to the pool.
Francis glared at you. "She probably tore a hole in the screen or somezing. Stupid chaton."
Everyone knew that Francis pretty much had a vendetta against you. Like you were going to try to make his life miserable or something. You didn't CARE whether or not he was happy or sad or about how much he liked his carpet spotless. If you had your way, you wouldn't have anything to do with him.
He shooed you off of the chair so that he could sit down. There was an empty chair beside you, but nope, he wanted your chair.
You hissed in cat spe
AustriaXReader Invisible Pianist"_______! Schwester!"AustriaXReader Invisible Pianist in Settings More Like This
One minute you were there, and the next... Gone.
There was a fight between the Axis powers and the Allies. It was supposed to be a small ordeal. However, when you had shoved your big brother Germany out of the way of one of England's spells, things had become far more serious.
"Vhat did you do vith mein schwester, black sheep?" Germany snarled, grabbing England by the collar of his military uniform. "Vhere is she?!"
"I don't know!" England panicked, "I must have misplaced a letter or mispronounced a word-"
Germany growled and shoved him on the ground.
"I-I'm sorry! It shouldn't have happened; it was an accident!"
Germany took out a pistol and stalked towards him. The other Allies took a step back and held their breath.
"W-wait!" England called.
"Germany-san, do not harm him."
"Vhat?! Japan, did you see vhat he did?"
Hai, but he is the onry one that can find out how to bring _______-chan back."
Germany stood, his gun shaking in his grasp. He put it away and pulled
RomanoxReader Garden Frolick4 years old-RomanoxReader Garden Frolick in Settings More Like This
You and your friend Lovino were playing hide and seek in big brother Antonio's garden.
"(y/n)! Where are you?"
You muffled your giggles as you hid behind a tall tomato plant.
"Idiota, I'm serious now. I need to speak with you!" He shouted.
You sighed and mused whether he was trying to dupe you into coming out or really had something to say.
"All right!" You called back. "But if you're trying to trick me again, then I'm going home."
You heard him give an exaggerated sigh before walking in the direction of your voice. You got up as well and dusted off your white sun dress. Lovino came towards you with a very serious expression and a ripe, red tomato in his tiny hand. He then did something a little bizarre. He got down on one knee and held the tomato up like some sort of peace offering.
"Will you marry me, (y/n)?" he asked, looking down and blushing.
You looked at him, "Why would you want to marry me?"
"W-well, I heard that when two people really like each other, then they ge
Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 6 Final!Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 6 Final! in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Something or someone was underneath you, carrying you, but you were too dazed to know exactly who it was. Your eyes were blurred with sleep and after blinking about a million times, they started to clear. You were startled by who was carrying you. That Frenchman was carrying you over his shoulder.
"WAAUGH!!!" was your battle cry as you viciously struggled out of his grip, kicking and punching violently.
"LADY! Please calm down!!" the Frenchman said, walking into a dark tunnel.
You struggled even more as the darkness enfolded upon you. Francis gripped your legs tighter as you screamed and kicked, his claws digging into your soft, (s/c) skin. Wait, claws? When did he have claws? Light filtered through a metal grate at the end of the tunnel. Francis heaved the grate away from its resting place and tossed you through. You hit the moist floor with a loud and painful smack and realized where exactly you were. You were inside the city's sewer. The Frenchman leapt down, landing on all
Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 2Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were practically panting with anger as you stared at the two guys. You flailed your arms and jumped up and down as you yelled at them. "WHAT IS THIS SOME WEIRD SHOW OR SOMETHING??? I FEEL LIKE I'M IN AN ANIME! WHAT DID YOU JUST FALL OUT OF THE SKY AND FALL THROUGH THE CEILING AND LAND ON MY BED???!! WHO DOES STUFF LIKE THAT?! WERE YOU ROBBING MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING? ROBBING CRIMINAL PERVERTS!!! YOU PEOPLE NEED SOME CLOTHES OR A LOINCLOTH OR SOMETHING!!! GET A PAIR OF FUDGING PANTS!!!!!!"
The one with the reddish hair stumbled up to you as if he was not used to walking on two feet. He put a finger to your lips. "Don't worry. You don't have to-a be worried, bella." He said. This caused another flip-out session for you. "BUT YOU'RE NAKED AND IN MY HOUSE!!!" The other one got up and touched the other bubbly ones back. "Why don't you explain this to her, mio fratello." (Me: LOL Thank you. )
The two men sat back down on your bed and started to explain, leaving you t
Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 1Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were dreaming. It was one of those weird dreams where your teeth fell out and it felt real. You shot up into a sitting position in your bed, sweating and panting in fear. You pressed your hands to your jaw and made sure if your teeth were still there. Sighing, you reached over to the end of the bed where your two cats slept. Careful not to wake them up, you slid the sheets off your legs and went down stairs to prepare some breakfast. You took out the box of Cheerios and poured a bowl. You added milk, then went to the table. "Nyaaa~~" That little noise caught your attention. The two cats had crawled tiredly down the stairs. You stood up and crouched beside the two cats. You used both hands to stroke their fuzzy ears.
"Good morning Feli. Good morning Lovi." You said, talking to the cats as if they could understand you.
Personally, you thought they could because the way you found them was very sad. You'd been wandering around the town and ended up in a really shady place. See
Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 3Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You woke up early yet again. You stretched out your legs, surprised when you kicked something bigger and bulkier than the two little cats together. Your eyes blurry, you sat up and rubbed them, thinking of the ridiculous dream you had had the night before. "Hey." You said talking to your cats again like they could understand you. "I had a crazy dream where you two were humans and-" You stopped talking as your eyes became less blurry and you focused on Lovino and Feliciano. "WAAAAAAUGH!!! PERVERTS IN MY BED!!!! WAUUUUUGGH!!!!" you screamed, obviously forgetting they'd become human. The two calmed you down and you relaxed, planning out your Saturday in your mind.
"Lovi, Feli, I think I need to go out and buy you two some clothes that fit your style. Arthur's clothes aren't very, y'know, great." You said, wondering how much money it was gonna take to buy outfits and shoes for them. Feliciano bobbed his head happily and smiled, crawling into your lap like he was still a cat. He ru
Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 4Neko!Italy x Reader x Neko!Romano Part 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You stood, watching in horror as Feliciano and Lovino screamed out in pain. There was absolutely nothing to do help them directly, but you did happen to have an idea that would save their furry behinds. Twisting around to face the Frenchman, you let out a harsh shriek and charged at him. This was very risky (and odd-looking), so you were glad no one else was around.
"STOP DOING WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING TO MY KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!! CREEPER!!" you screamed, punching him over and over again.
"Bella! You're-a acting scaaarry!!" Feliciano cried, sounding like he was no longer in pain.
Meanwhile, you were still ruthlessly pounding Francis Bonne-whatsit into the ground. After a lot of coaxing from the brothers, you let Francis out of the choker hold you had him in, and he ate dirt, falling face first to the earth. You sighed. You stumbled over to the two half-cat, half-humans who were really beginning to confuse you. Lovi took one of your arms with a clawed hand, so he could steady your sha
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha .." you panted as you ran to the base of a tree. You knocked on the bark. "Lovi! Feli!"
A mean looking German shepherd had popped out of a bush and chased the brothers half the way home. You were surprised by how fast they retreated and you couldn't keep up. Well, they were cats. You saw two pairs of eyes and two stray curls within the leaves of the tree. Mentally facepalming, you held open your arms like they were still little cats and you were going to catch them.
"Come down here you two! That dog is gone now!" you called up to them.
"MASTER (Y/N)!!" Feliciano shrieked, jumping out of hiding and into your arms.
You blushed because he tackled you to the ground, his arms wrapped around your back. You stuttered so badly, it was impossible to understand. Feli rubbed his face up against your neck, purring. Lovino jumped out of the tree, landing on all four limbs. He regained human stance, and pulled Feliciano up to stand next him.
Feliciano's tail twitched. "Are
SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader Part 1“Hey! What’s up bro?” you heard your closest friend, Alfred F. Jones, holler from across the school cafeteria.SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You waved your arm, smiling a boy-ish smile. “Nothin’ much. What’s up with you, bro?” you replied.
“I saw this really cute new girl walking through one of the subway corridors. Cute face.” he called excitedly on the top of his lungs.
You stood there for a second, trying to figure out why he was telling you this. You’d forgotten. You were a girl-in-hiding, a refugee in a way, and you were in a all-boys school. You often wondered why your father pleaded with you to go to this school, despite your gender. Well, your father had always wanted all boys, but he only got three girls, you and your two little sisters. The two were too young to go to school, so you were all alone in this experience. A test subject, even. You wore the uniform baggy to conceal your feminine body-type, you cut your hair d
SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader Part 3"And which country has the capital Riga which is the largest city in the Baltic States?" the geography teacher asked.SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader Part 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Alfred raised his hands and waved them around animatedly. "Pick me! Oooh! Pick me!" he shouted.
The geography teacher directed his attention to the smart-looking boy, Eduard, in the front. "Do you know what it is?"
"LAAAATOOOOOVIA!" Eduard screeched louder than Alfred possibly could.
Yao held his ears, wincing at the noise. "And I thought the American was loud, aru...."
You sat in the back of the class, trying to hold back your feminine sounding giggles. Earlier that week, you had untucked your shirt and loosened your belt, attempting to get the baggy-ness back into effect. For some odd reason, you kept on pulling the same mistake, tucking the shirt in every morning. It was impossible to break this strange habit. The boys, which you later found out their club was called 'the Allies', supported you completely, backing you up when there was a 'threat', such as the G
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"HAHAHA! DUH I'LL TAKE YOUR LEFTOVER FOOD, (REALGIRLNAME)!" Alfred hollered in the cafeteria on the top of his lungs.
You slammed a hand over his mouth, getting him to shut up. "Remember, I'm undercover as a boy? Call me (FAKEBOYNAME)!"
Alfred gave you the stink eye and dragged his tongue across your palm. Your eyes widened as you snatched your hand away. You shook it around in the air, trying not to scream like a girl, which would completely blow your cover. You started to wipe your hands on his sleeve.
"Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww..."
Alfred sat there, not really caring. "Your hand tasted good."
You ceased your wiping and gave him an intense stare. "What are you, a cannibal now?"
"Jeez (REALGIRLNAME), I was just kidding. You're cute when you get mad."
A smile danced on your lips. "Well, licking someone's hand is something a little kid would do..."
"And little kids are cute, right?" he replied, pouting.
You slid him your lunch
SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader Part 2Alfred looked you straight in the face with a dead serious face. "YOU'RE A TRANNY??!!!" he screeched louder than anyone could handle.SchoolKid!Allies x Crossdressing!Reader Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The rest held their ears. "Alfred you going to make my ears bleed, aru!" Yao replied angrily.
You sat there absolutely confused. "I'm a tranny? What would make you say that?" you said, bewildered.
England's face lit up 50 shades of pink, and his emerald green eyes went wide. Alfred started to do something similar looking to the Fukkireta in in his seat looking extremely excited. Ivan was smiling his childish smile. Yao had the most horrified look on his face, looking like the "reaction zoom plz" from the site deviantArt that you were regularly on.
"Ohonhonhon. Ohonhon. Ohonhonhonhonhonhon! Ohon. Ohonhonhonhon!" was all that came out of Francis' mouth, making you start to smooth out your uniform, which made it even worse.
"OHONHONHON!!" Francis roared.
"WHAT THE FUDGE MAN!" you hollered back, trying to figure out why they were acting so
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It had been a year since you had taken in Toni and Francis. It was now your birthday and your parents seemed to be very excited to give you your 2 presents. Since taking in the 2 snakes, your mother had become more comfortable around them and came to love them as well. Once they got the presents out, your mother was practically vibrating with excitement.
“Ok, Mom, you are way too excited about this. It isn’t even your birthday. Either you have found a really good present or you are trying very hard to hide a prank from me,” you said smiling.
Your mother gently shoved the larger present into your hands; it had suspicious air holes cut into it. Glancing at the smaller present, you noticed that it was shaking. You raised an eyebrow at it, then progressed to open the present in your hands. After taking off all the wrapping, you lifted the lid, and inside was the most beautiful albino Colombian Boa with red eyes. It flicked its tongue out and looked up at you, smiling.
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You were walking out the door of your school when you heard a scream from behind you. You whipped around to see one of the most popular girls in school freaking out and pointing at something on the ground. A crowd had gathered around her and was soon screaming as well. You pushed through the screaming crowd and saw what everyone was making such a big deal about. It was a snake. A cute, harmless, ball python that had curiously wandered into your school and was being assaulted by strange smells and scary sounds. The poor thing was all curled up around itself, probably scared out of its snakey wits. Your math teacher, Mr. Simmons came out and raised his foot to step on it, but you cried out in protest and stepped in front of it. Everyone froze and stared at you.
“Are you going to get rid of it?” the girl said with a large amount of dramatic sass.
You narrowed her eyes at her and bent down to pick it up. It tensed up at your touch and the entire crowd gasped at your bravery. Yo
Snake!Germanic TrioxReaderYou were awoken from your couch nap by a loud knock at your door. You groggily stood up and shuffled to the door and opened it. There stood your friend Arthur with a very worried expression on his face. In his hand left hand was a bucket covered with its lid and holes drilled in the sides. You gave him a confused look.Snake!Germanic TrioxReader in Humor More Like This
“Um, can I help you Iggy?” you asked, using your pet name for him.
“Uh, um, _______, you like snakes right?” he asked.
“Yes!” you answered immediately.
You loved snakes! You had grown up around them with your parents owning a reptile shop and all. You got extremely excited at the mention of them. You had always wanted one, but never found just the perfect one, so you simply went without.
“Why do you ask?” you asked, suspiciously eyeing the bucket.
“Well, um, that’s, hehe, kind of a long story,” he said and rubbed the back of his neck with his free hand.
You motioned to the inside of your house. He gladly a
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It had been a couple of months since you had taken Antonio in. school was now over and you summer vacation had just begun. Being at school every day before break had made Antonio very lonely, so you spent as much time with him as you possibly could now that school was no longer in session.
You and Antonio decided to go for a walk in the setting sun when the air was nice and cool. You walked along the side of the road with Toni curled around your neck.
“Hey Toni, I know you said you wanted a buddy for when I was gone at school. I really want to find you one, but I don’t think my mom will allow it. You’re lucky my dad was there to convince my mom to keep you,” you said, pinching the tip of his tail.
“That’s ok Chica. I’m ok with being alone for a while, as long as you always come back,” he responded and nuzzled your jaw.
Out of your peripheral vision you saw the headlights o
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You were walking in the park one day, watching the children play and enjoying the nice weather. As you passed a soccer field, you saw a group of kids playing and kicking the ball around. But the ball didn’t look like a ball. It looked dark, lumpy, and feathery. As one kid kicked it into the air, a wing popped out of its side. That wasn’t a ball, it was a bird! A large one at that. You ran in to the middle of the game and stopped all of the kids from kicking it.
“Hey Lady! Let us play our game!” one of the kids yelled at you.
You ignored him and bent down to examine the large bird. It was a Barred Owl, its brown and grey feathers all ruffled and it’s white feather-rimmed eyes were closed. You hoped it wasn’t too late. Suddenly, they opened, revealing beautiful, scared, blue eyes. It gave a frightened squawk and began flapping its wings, trying to get away. You removed your over shirt, leaving you in a (f/c) tank top and gently picked it up, wrapping y
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“You poor babies,” you said, petting the heads of your sick Italian mochis.
They were both lying in your lap, huddled together, sniffling and coughing. Lovino was miserable. He couldn’t sleep at night, he had trouble breathing, he threw up everything he ate, and he cried a lot. At least Feli could sleep so his body could rest. You had stayed up hours at night to help Lovi go to sleep.
“Are you two hungry?” you asked
“Pasta,” Feli moaned.
“No. Pasta won’t make you any better. Remember when you had pasta yesterday? You were throwing up for five minutes straight. You get soup. It’s gentle on your tummy,” you told him playfully poking his belly.
He gave a tired giggle, but moaned as his stomach growled violently. You picked them both up and carried them to the kitchen where you heated up some chicken noodle soup and fed it to them. First you fed Lovino because he looked about ready to die of starvation from lack of food that
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A year had passed since you had taken Berwald in. Him and Tino had been together almost immediately after introducing them to each other. When you walked into your room to get them, they would be huddled up next to each other waiting for you. It was nice that Tino finally had a friend, but you still were with them as often as you possibly could. Now Tino and Berwald were lovers and one wouldn’t be seen without the other. They were the cutest couple; Berwald was the tall, intimidating protector, and Tino was the small, cheery, not to mention noisy, opposite of his partner. Despite their differences, they got along quite well.
Berwald still held grudges against humans. When friends came over, they would ask to play with the owls. Tino loved people and gladly soaked up the attention. Berwald on the other hand, when in other people’s hands, would get snippy and nip people’s fingers. ‘He’s had bad experiences with people’ you would tell them and they woul
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There was once a mochi, more like a mochi block, that wanted to live somewhere with a nice master and a warm place with good food. That mochi was me. I was a German mochi block with beautiful crystal blue eyes, I was house trained, easy to care for, and for the most part, did what I was told. I was a sweet little thing, so why did life have to stick me with a horrible, old man that did nothing but drink and smoke, and,kick me around on the floor, and purposely not feed me? No mochi, no matter how tough, should EVER have to go through this. I was scared of this old man. I used to be a fearless mochi, tough and serious, but when the old man took me away from that life, everything changed.
After my daily routine of being yelled at and treated like garbage, I made my way to the door. Other mochis could bounce and roll around, but since I was a block, I couldn't do that. If I fell over on a side, it was hard to get back up without help. I got around by pulling myself along the
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You wanted a mochi so badly and now you finally had time to go get one, but now you were faced with the problem of choosing which blob of adorableness to take home. They were all so cute, you could hardly contain yourself! There was one big one with purple eyes, a light pink scarf that covered his mouth, and a large nose. You were informed that he was a Russian mochi. Then there were 2 mochis; one with beautiful blue eyes and a bit of yellow stubble growing from his chin, trying to get on top of the other, who had emerald green eyes and abnormally large eyebrows, yelling angrily at the latter. They were French and British mochis. Then, there was a large mochi that was actually a block with blue eyes and an emotionally indifferent look etched on his face; he was a German mochi. And next to that German mochi, was the absolute, most adorable thing you had ever laid eyes on!
He had a little curl jutting out from the let side of his head, his eyes were closed so y
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“Feli, Lovi, I’m going to the store. I’ll be back in about thirty minutes,” you called and shut the door.
You were extremely nervous about leaving the 2 alone. This was the first time you had left them alone in the house. You tired to make it sound casual so they wouldn’t freak out. You walked out the door and closed it, then put your ear to it. No crying or anything breaking, so they must be ok. You got in your (dream car) and drove off.
I heard Mamma yell something, but I wasn’t really paying attention. I was too absorbed in the taste of this wonderful tomato. Too bad it was the last one. I finished it way too fast.
“MAMMA!” I yelled and waited for her to come running. She didn’t come.
“MAMMA!?” Still nothing. Feliciano came bouncing into the room, tears streaming down his cheeks.
“Che diavolo è il tuo problema?” I asked. He was always crying about something. He was an idiot.