Things Not To Do In A Pokeumans Base - UpdatedIn lieu of the (in)famous Skippy’s List (of things you cannot do in the US Army).Things Not To Do In A Pokeumans Base - Updated in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Just to make this clear: This is not a serious post. This is for laughs and humour. Do not take it as an actual guide.
This post is split into three sections: Character Specific, PRT Style and General. While the character specific section contains some examples with characters from the original Pokeumans series, if you don’t recognise the characters it mentions feel free to skip to the sections after it.
- Cameron Stevens is not allowed to taunt his companions about being the only fully evolved Pokeuman in their group.
- Jack is not allowed to invent anything smarter than he is.
- Danny is not allowed to quote the ‘I swear when I evolve I’m going to kill you all’ meme.
- Stuart Gordon is not God’s gift to women.
- Max is not allowed to complain that a ten-year-old girl has a higher rank than he does.
- Starting a betting pool on how long Camer