You will agree [Will be completed soon~!]When Cry slowly finally opened his eyes, he heard a muffled scream of terror and pain. His vision was fuzzy, but as soon as it focused, he wish it'd stayed disoriented. He was looking directly into the gaunt, pale eyes of his best friend, Pewdie. He shakily sat up and looked around. The sight of the deceased friends of Pewdie were still strewn all around and the smell was still rancid as hell. Cry bent over a bit and emptied whatever was left of his stomach's contents on the ground in front of him. He dry-heaved for a few minutes afterwards, then dizzily stood up and staggered towards the door.You will agree [Will be completed soon~!] in Settings More Like This
Cry was careful to avoid all puddles of blood, vomit, and other fluids while he made his way to the door. As soon as he opened the door, the screams intensified ten-fold. He glanced to the room -which was really a jail cell- to his right and started to make his way towards it, staggering slightly and leaning on the wall for extra balance. When he glanced in, he was horrified at the sight.
I Don't Even...Pewdie Parody From JB''Broman''I Don't Even...Pewdie Parody From JB''Broman'' in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I am your Stephano, I'd never let you go
I can guide you places were the Bro won't touch you
Baby, take a lantern or you're very very screwed
I got sword in my hands that I'd really like to swing
Bro, bro, bro, on you
Chillin' by the fire while I'm waiting for you
I don't know about me but I know about you
Pewdie I waited for you, where did you go!?
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey bro, let me help to you
I am your Stephano, always guiding you
Keep you on my arm bro, you'd never be lost
I can be your broman, anything you want
I am your Stephano, I'm always guiding you, I'm always guiding you
Tell me where to go yeah tell me what to do
I could be your G.P.S, and lead you to a room
I would give you brofist yeah, you already know
Imma golden statue like you never seen before
Broman, broman, you could be my broman
You could be my broman until the g-g-game ends
Help you fight a barrel and statues and
Voice goin frenchy on this hoo
Pewdie Parody ''Browar'' Stop The Hate Bros D:Pewdie Parody ''Browar'' Stop The Hate Bros D: in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Bro Wars" (NO Rap Version)
I'm using a lantern trying to find clues
All of my oil I waste on this
Where did the Bro go, hopefully he's gone
Where are the cheats I used for this?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The bros we used to be...
It's even better to have you,
That you're a bro just like me.
You say it's too hard to play it,
But is it too late to join?
And in our time that we watched
All bro fanbase went up
I've watched all the time,
He screamed in the mic
Now I'm cracking up,
Still laughing it off,
We called it brolove,
But the bro army keeps rising up
I'm watching a playthrough by pewdiepie
All of my broness came from him
Where have we gone wrong, hating is not right
We need to stop this bro war fight?
If "Happy Bro After" did exist,
We wouldn't be hating each other like this
Those faqing "Barrels" are full of it.
One more stupid hating, I'll be sick
Oh, you helped us fight off the barrels
'Cause you did it anyway.
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"Pewdie Block Tengo"
[Irresponsible Dad ]
They had it coming
They had it coming
They only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
You know how non-bros
Have these little tibits
That get you angry; like Barrels,
Barrels tend to mess with us
No, not mess. toil.
Well, I came to see Pewdie one day
And I am really irritated, and
Looking for a little sympathy
And there's Barrels scatter'd
In the corner, lookin' at us
And toilin'. no, not toil'.
Sceamin'. So, I said to them,
I said, BARRELS, you Fhaq with
Me one more time...
And they did.
So I took the swords in my stashes
And I threw two warning shots...
...into their leader.
They had i