RA TV script episode oneRA TV script episode one in Sketches More Like This
Greetings, fans of Romantically Apocalyptic
Today, we present to you the script for RA episode ONE as a pilot episode, composed by several writers from the RA production team (Rythmear, Oddshot and Alexiuss)
Because this is a 100% DeviantArt production and we have NO budget or corporate support- it is now up to YOU whether this episode and further episodes will be released.
I will now proceed to outline the costs of filming this episode and explain how you can help out, so I can release this episode for everyone here on DeviantArt, and make MORE episodes in the future, using already purchased props to make this the FIRST DeviantArt hosted, and fan sponsored TV show.
Renting a van for a week to get to filming location (abandoned hotel): $500
4 character outfits, props and sandwiches to feed actors for durat
Colors for my pictureI may not like you,Colors for my picture in Free Verse More Like This
You may have bothered me,
And gave me more trouble than not,
However, you played a part,
In my journey through life,
So I need you're color,
To paint my picture,
For if I don't,
Then my picture will be,
I n c o m p l e t e.
Smile For MeSmile,Smile For Me in Free Verse More Like This
It can do good,
For you and others,
It can warm a heart,
Or let a person know,
Someone is there for them.
It's a curve,
That can set,
A lot of things,
S t r a i g h t.
Trapped-IntroductionI am,Trapped-Introduction in Free Verse More Like This
Puppet Show FightHusband and wife,Puppet Show Fight in Free Verse More Like This
Curtains not drawn,
Much like a puppet show,
But this is very much real.
One raises a fist,
And pounds on air,
The other has their hands up,
Trying to calm the other,
Or maybe to protect themself,
From the harsh words,
Being flung at them.
Soon, one collapses,
The other follows,
Embracing them tightly.
They fall out of view,
Us Like WeedsI feel like this blade of grass,Us Like Weeds in Free Verse More Like This
Which I hold in my hand.
First picked at,
Until only my coat is left,
Then off they pull it,
Stripping me bare,
Bare to the skin,
With the wind,
Nipping at my exposed being.
I no longer have a cover,
Nothing to mask,
The being I hide,
The side of me,
Which I hate.
So why, why?
Why must you pick,
Tearing what I built,
Just for fun?
If you must,
Then please, please,
Don't turn away,
When you see my real self,
Don't toss me away,
Like I'm a piece of trash.
Don't step on me,
Because you have power over me.
Hold me close.
Trapped-TrappedTrapped,Trapped-Trapped in Free Verse More Like This
Like a hound,
In his cage.
Like a climber,
On a ledge.
Inside a room,
With locked doors.
With no other,
No sound but my own.
I feel my mind,
Starting to break down.
With no escape,
With no hope.
My brother, to you.You're my brother,My brother, to you. in Free Verse More Like This
Who I never,
Got the chance to meet.
For you left,
And went to Heaven,
As a little baby,
When I was still unborn.
Now you lay in Heaven,
After only a short stay,
Here on Earth.
Mom still talks about you,
Your picture hung up on her wall.
Her stories seem
To be able
To paint a picture,
Of who you were,
How much you meant to her.
We Can't ForgetIn this building,We Can't Forget in Free Verse More Like This
We no longer have names,
No, not anymore.
Now we have numbers,
To replace what was our name,
And now the numbers,
Are our names:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,...
That's all we are,
We're no longer human beings,
But just beings,
But once upon a time,
Lost but found once againOnce upon a time,Lost but found once again in Free Verse More Like This
There were twins, identical.
On the eve of their tenth birthday,
They were taken, separated.
Now the loss was great,
Not just one, but for both of them.
They lost a friend, a sister,
Their other half.
But on a sunny day,
Of their 30th birthday,
They see someone,
Who makes them think,
They are looking in a mirror.
They move closer towards each other,
In a daze, much like a dream,
The silence is broken, laughter,
So long apart,
So much to catch up on.
Their other half, found.
Broken Pieces Laid OutWhy?Broken Pieces Laid Out in Free Verse More Like This
Is it my fault?
Did I do something wrong?
Did I say something bad?
If I did, I didn't mean it.
Could I fix this mistake?
Please, I don't want you to go.
What can I do,
To right my wrong?
To bring you two,
I'd do anything!
Am I destined,
For me to be,
The reason they fell apart?
It all happened so quickly.
Was I the cause?
No one talked,
No one yelled, [Not a single peep]
Was my world muted?
Because here I lie,
Holding the remains,
Of what I thought was,
The happy family I proclaimed.
What did I do,
To make the two of you,
Why does it seem,
My whole world,
Just came to a stop?
In a ball I curled,
Hoping this nightmare,
Will come to a halt,
I'll open my eyes,
And store it in a vault.
I'll seal it up,
Won't look at it again,
I want you back,
I'll pray and say amen,
Hoping someone up there,
Just might hear,
And grant my wish,
So I won't have to shed another
Being A Good Person is a CHOICE!Now, imagine this situation for a moment:Being A Good Person is a CHOICE! in Free Verse More Like This
You are a good father, a wonderful husband.
You go 'pray' every Sunday, doing a wonderful lip-service.
You've taken your kids to soccer practice
And you are ready to enjoy your Sunday.
Tui bu qi, ni ke yi pang wo ma?
You turn around and see an old Chinese lady.
She can't speak English and needs assistance.
You pretend you cannot hear her and drive away.
Smooth-stuff dad, you should return that #1 mug...
To me however, there would be no question.
I was late to a part-time job, it would actually cost me money;
And did I mention I can't speak Chinese either?
Instead I communicated with gestures and signs.
She wanted to go to the train station, as I later learned.
With your car it would have taken five minutes.
But we walked and that is also okay.
To be honest, you might think you've done more good than evil.
You might think there is a welcoming committee for you at the pearly gates.
I regret to inform you however, that
Graduation DayGraduation Day:Graduation Day in Free Verse More Like This
They told us we would be alright...
We had fought with honour and won our titles.
We had overcome trials together -
Watching dozens of our siblings fall in the line of duty.
For this they had promised us, a wondrous welcome;
A bountiful world of adventure, with a myriad of paths.
All this, they said, awaited us in the stone cities.
Large metropolises, where the working folk resided...
There were hundreds of us, who made that journey.
Walking miles across the scorching desert,
Clinging to a hope of the fortunes beyond.
Yet what awaited us was not a promised land -
Nor was it a life based on the merit we had earned...
Instead we found ourselves quarantined,
Pitching tents of inexperience-
Huddling together for comfort and warmth;
As the great gates of employment stood eerily silent.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 18 June 2013
I've Changed (Yeah right)I've Changed (Yeah right):I've Changed (Yeah right) in Free Verse More Like This
You know, I tell myself everday,
That I'm going to change - that I'll be different.
'This isn't the same; I'm not the same,' that's what I tell myself...
As I sit in front of the computer, praying time doesn't move.
Coward, you're weak and you'll always be weak! You bloody disgrace...
I pick up some new magazine, get inspired,
'I want to be like that guy,' is what I think to myself.
I give it a try for two or three days - I quit.
Same old shit again...
Making up excuses? It's what you always do, you gutless wonder...
I try to reach out with my hands,
Seeking something, anything that I can find to help myself hold on...
But I don't find it - I just find myself,
Sinking back down into the same black swamp - I'm drowning.
Awww, what's the matter? You gonna cry, you gonna cry?
Yeah, I've hit rock bottom,
And you know what? It feels pretty damn good down here.
Nice, warm, comfortable, familiar.
No pressure, no problems - just like everb
These Words Aren't PrettyThese Words Aren't Pretty:These Words Aren't Pretty in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
My verses are ugly and I admit to the fact
I can't use pretty language when I'm working with rap
Because the things that I write, are just the things that I feel
I ain't an Edgar Allan Poe or a Danielle Steel
And I'll be honest with you, I've got an envy inside
Because some poets got a flow that's as smooth as the tide
I read some stuff that they write, it's just so dope I ignite
Burning shame and my anger at the beautiful sight
And like birds of a feather, they're flocking together
These poets are the Gods and I'm nailed by the weather
But as the rain pours down, lightning resound;
I try to write pretty words but my lips remain bound
So deeply silenced by fear - the darkness I hear,
Afraid to be unloved by the ones I hold dear
I've hit the limit of time; my lyrical crime
These words that I've lived are just turning to grime.
So I wish I had their talent; just a sliver of that
If their skill was a mountain then I've broken my back
It's like t
I'll Get You Through ThisHere's a glass of water;I'll Get You Through This in Free Verse More Like This
Another pill made just for me.
I'll drink it with my sorrows
And I'll swallow back my plea.
You don't even need to hear me,
I'll be writing it on the wall:
The hope you never gave me,
Is the hope that stands me tall!
And I will walk through this world,
Don't ask me if it's cold.
There is warmth for you to find here;
My hand's for you to hold.
So take it and I promise,
This night won't be your last.
If you stay with me, I swear,
We'll walk beyond the past.
- Chennie, 26th May 2014
I Am A WriterI Am A Writer:I Am A Writer in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Gentlemen, today I speak to you
To convey an issue that has plagued the core of our community.
For so long have we been considered second-class;
To this day there are those who still believe that we are not artists.
But today is not about freedom, today is about honour,
Because there are many writers that still seek to shame us all...
I speak of those individuals, who take art from others.
Covers, photos, paintings, digital art, anime and manga.
It matters not where you draw your source from,
But every action impacts upon us as a community.
BECAUSE I AM A WRITER!
When I craft my works, when I write each and every line,
I paint using expression; metaphors are my colours.
The words are my brush and each and every rhyme is my medium.
I do not ask to be considered an artist, but I do ask to be considered.
BECAUSE I AM A WRITER!
For someone who practices his craft day and night,
Painstakingly learning how to use each and ever
Blood CrusadeBlood Crusade:Blood Crusade in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
They rode upon the backs of thundering horses
for faith had unleashed a terrible beast
These men would offer their souls in service
to the dark unholy priests...
"To what end do we serve our Lord and Master
is justice not the ultimate form of faith?
Should we not stand and fight in his name
to cleanse the Earth of this heathen waste!"
It was these orators, chaplains of faith;
men of the cloth who bore a fire
They lit their brothers with impassioned speeches
fueled by their own desire...
They taught their followers that blood was faith
and devotion was found at the edge of a blade
"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
for the faithful shall never be swayed..."
The men who accepted them, though pure at heart
would soon be eaten by Lust and Greed
For Wrath had become a norm of existence
and death became a Templar's creed...
But woe betide the man who slaughters
for his soul shall be forever stained
And no penance may ever remove this grief;
Journey to ValhallaJourney to Valhalla:Journey to Valhalla in Free Verse More Like This
The sound of battle surrounds me
As axe and sword will clash.
The fate of a man decided
In a single metal flash.
On the ground I lay awakened
For the blood is rushing low.
It bursts from my wound
In a searing bloody flow...
I scream like a raging animal
As with the last of strength I thrust!
My sword will pierce his lung
As my enemy turns to dust...
A ruined body before me
Cold as the winter snow.
I begin to feel quite dizzy
As the heavens start to glow.
I can hear the sound of horses
And the cry of hungry crows.
The clouds began to part
As from the ground we rose!
Like warriors from the grave
We stood from where we fell.
Warm as though we bathed
In an ancient seer's spell.
I can see him coming now
Sleipnir has arrived!
He's come to take us home
The valiant dead who died.
The valkyries riding through the clouds
On the backs of crows they call.
The gods themselves are smiling
As mountains they are tall!
These tears cannot express
The words we wi
I Know You Hate Me Now But...I Know You Hate Me Now But...:I Know You Hate Me Now But... in Free Verse More Like This
Just give me a chance alright, I'll explain
To me, you're the girl that I notice everything about.
The way you laugh, the way you smile;
We got along great back then, even if we don't now.
And to be honest, I miss that...
You had the most lovely silky smooth hair
You'd give me the cutest anime girl smile
I wish I'd talked to you more about Manga,
Hell you got me started on the whole thing.
You were fantastic at drawing too
Man I was always jealous of that talent,
And I loved your drawings, like I once loved you.
I wish that you could have been a professional.
I would have bought your book every month y'know...
You encouraged me to write.
Back when my stories were shit,
Back when my poems were still baby's rhymes.
You taught me not to give in and I was grateful.
Now just let me finish alright?
I know that you won't speak to me.
That's okay, I admit to being an ass,
But the reason that I'm writing this poem to nobod
I Like To Play With SkinI Like To Play With Skin:I Like To Play With Skin in Free Verse More Like This
My dear friends and watch,
As the feeling of life itself
Crumbles beneath each ounce of pain.
Needles slowly piercing into the body,
Paralyzing nerves and expressions.
A mask of pure horror; living terror,
Kept alive on the barest limit of the border.
Such tempting features,
Leave me eager to slip a knife beneath flesh.
Ripping soft layers of epidermal mache,
Tanned and dried, woven slowly into a loving mask.
And with my latest acquisition complete,
Only twenty spaces remain...
-Chen Yuan Wen, 28th April 2013
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 7(Dinosaucer Base: Lava Dome)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Devon and the Dinosaucers get together for a meeting
They had heard news about Pteranadon eggs discovered in Antartica
"According to the news, Dr. Camron's theory was right. She's discovered Pteranadon eggs in the Antartic. You know
what this means." Allo says
"Rex and Lord Thanatos would want them." Devon says
"But if the eggs were damaged if Camron thaws them out, I can't see that it matters if Rex steals them." Dimetro says
"But if they're not damaged, we can't let Rex or Lord Thanatos get their claws on them." Allo says
"How can we tell if they're damaged or not?" Teryx asks
Dimetro pulls out a Dinosaucer Gadget
"I've been working on this Aurasaurus Meter back in the Saurian Studies back on Reptilon. It picks up light
readings if there are any to pick up." Dimetro says
(Tyranno Base: Tar Pits #2)
As the Dinosaucers got word of the Pteranadon eggs, so did Lord Thanatos and the Tyrannos
Lord Thanatos was with Genghis Rex, Quackpot, and Ankylo discussing t
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 10(High up in the Himalayan Mountains within the Dark Palace)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 10 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Devon, Allo, Bronto Thunder, Dimetro, Tricero, Stego, Bonehead, Ichy, Teryx, Genghis Rex, Styraco, Brachio,
Quackpot, Ankylo, Plesio and Terrible Dactyl were all prepared to fight their Greatest, Strongest, Toughest,
Mightiest, Deadliest, Most Powerful Evil Enemy in the Universe: Lord Thanatos
Lord Thanatos spreads both his arms out
Dark aura, wisps, mist, lightning and flames envelopes Lord Thanatos' body
Red markings began to show all over Lord Thanatos' body
Dark Red energy begins to spark on Lord Thanatos' hands
Lord Thanatos slowly raises his hands into the air
Dark energy surrounds Devon, Allo, Bronto Thunder, Dimetro, Tricero, Stego, Bonehead, Ichy, Teryx, Genghis Rex,
Styraco, Brachio, Quackpot, Ankylo, Plesio, Terrible Dactyl, Ryan, Sara, Paul, and David
The group soon found themselves in Devon's homeworld before it fell to darkness
They all stood in a burning village
Houses burn in flames
The sky becomes red
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 9(Tyranno Base: Tar Pits #2)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 9 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Genghis Rex was having another fit on how Devon and the Dinosaucers prevented him and the Tyrannos from taking
Nessie back in Scotland
"I cannot believe these Dinosaucers! They always have to foil plans! I just can't stand it! Plus this mammal,
Devon is allied with the Dinosaucers! There has to be a way to be rid of them once and for all!" Genghis Rex shouts
Lord Thanatos steps into the room
"Lord Thanatos? Why are you here?!" Genghis Rex asks
"IF YOU WISH TO DEFEAT THE DINOSAUCERS AND THE KEYBLADE WIELDER, I BELIEVE IT IS TIME I TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN
HANDS." Lord Thanatos says
"Just what do you mean?" Genghis Rex asks suspiciously
"I AM IMPLYING THAT YOUR TACTICS TO DEFEAT THE DINOSAUCERS AND THE KEYBLADE WIELDER HAVE ALL FAILED AND FAILURE
IS INTOLERABLE. IT IS TIME THAT I TAKE FULL AUTHORITY AND LEADERSHIP OF THE TAR PITS #2. YOU AND YOUR COMRADES
SHALL OBEY ME NOW." Lord Thanatos says
"You seriously think we will be your slaves? The Tyrannos serve no
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 2(Tyranno Base: Tar Pit #2)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After Lord Thanatos' demonstration of his Ultimate Powers the other day, Genghis Rex, Styraco, Brachio, Ankylo,
Terrible Dactyl, Plesio, and Quackpot were very glad to have him as an ally
"So you and this boy, this Keyblade Wielder, Devon have been Arch Enemies and Rivals?" Genghis Rex asks
"THAT IS CORRECT." Lord Thanatos says
"Sounds alot like me and Allo." Genghis Rex says
"YES. WE BOTH HAVE ALOT IN COMMON, GENGHIS REX. WE BOTH SHARE THE SAME ENEMY. YOUR RIVAL, ALLO. AND MY RIVAL,
DEVON. THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER WOULD BE A GREAT THREAT TO OUR CAUSE." Lord Thanatos says
"But what can we do? All of our plans to stop the Dinosaucers have failed. All thanks to some stupid
Idiot-tops!" Genghis Rex says looking back at Styraco, Brachio, Ankylo, Terrible Dactyl, Plesio, and Quackpot
"THE TASK BEFORE US IS SIMPLE. DEVON AND THE DINOSAUCERS HAVE A DUTY TO PROTECT THIS WORLD FROM OUR POWER. UNITED
THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE, BUT SEPERATED, THEY ARE WEAK. THEY HAVE A WEAKN
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 3(Dinosaucer Base: Lava Dome)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Several days have passed since Devon and the Dinosaucers were ambushed by Lord Thanatos and the Tyrannos
Devon managed to make a full recovery from his fight with Lord Thanatos
Today was a typical day for the Dinosaucers when David comes into the room with some interesting news
"Hey! Good news everyone! It was on TV. A scientist at New York University has discovered a fantastic new source
of Energy." David says
"Allo, if that's true, it could finally help our home planet, Reptilon." Dimetro says
"David, can you lead us to this New York place?" Allo asks
"No problem." David says
"The rest of you mind the base. You never know when Genghis Rex or Lord Thanatos will show their ugly faces." Allo says
"You got it, Allo. We'll keep an eye out." Devon says
"Good. And it's good to see you back in top shape, Devon." Allo says
"Thanks, Allo." Devon says
Allo and David take their leave and head for New York City
Outside the Lava Dome, Terrible Dactyl watches as Allo an
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 8(Tyranno Base: Tar Pits #2)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 8 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Monster Monitor Alert was going off alerting the Tyrannos and Lord Thanatos
"Monster Alert! Monster Alert!" Ankylo says
"Turn that blasted Monster Monitor off! My ears are going crazy!" Brachio says
"What are you doing, Plesio?" Genghis Rex asks
"Stop that!" Ankylo says
"The Monster Monitor never reacted so powerful before." Plesio says
"And what does that precisely indicate, Plesio?" Genghis Rex asks
"It means that the monitor has found a real live dinosaur." Plesio says
"ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT WHAT YOUR SENSORS HAVE DETECTED WAS NOT A DINOSAUCER?" Lord Thanatos asks
"Positive boss. This could be our first ally on our list." Plesio says
"Excellent. We must intercept this creature at once!" Genghis Rex says
"WHERE IS IT'S EXACT LOCATION?" Lord Thanatos asks
"It's located in the country the humans call Scotland." Plesio says
"We've never been to Scotland. Ankylo, go find out how we should dress. We leave as soon as you return." Genghis Rex says
"On my way."
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 6(Egypt)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A group of archaeologists were exploring the ancient pyramids of Egypt
One of these Archaeologists was exploring one ancient pyramid believed to be the tomb of StegoRa
"This is so exciting. I can hardly believe that I, Hadnock Dr. Roscowick am going to be the first to set foot inside
the Tomb of StegoRa, Cheif advisor to Pharaoh Kufu, the man who helped design the great pyramid itself."
While reading the heiroglyphics, Dr. Roscowick comes across a symbol representing a stegosaurus
"Hm. I don't recognize that symbol." Dr. Roscowick says
(In the Sahara Desert)
Lord Thanatos, Genghis Rex, Quackpot, and Terrible Dactyl were crossing the Sahara Desert in search of the Tomb
Unable to continue their travel in their DinoCrafts, they were forced to ride camels
"Talk about a bumpy ride." Quackpot says
"Quiet, Quackpot! The less you talk, the quicker we'll to the Tomb of StegoRa." Genghis Rex says
Terrible Dactyl flew overhead scanning the area
The pyramids were soon in sight
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 5(Dinosaucer Base: Lava Dome)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sara was combing Teryx' feathers in Teryx' room
"Gee Teryx, if I had your color hair I mean feathers, I bet Geoffrey would notice me." Sara says
"If you had my color feathers, the whole world would notice you." Teryx says
Sara and Teryx laugh
"Geoffrey doesn't even notice me. Boys. Sometimes they make me so mad." Sara says
"You said it, Sara. But not Devon. He's very affectionate. He cares alot about both of us." Teryx says
"Teryx, have you ever fell in love?" Sara asks
"Well, love is different around my kind. But I do hold a special place in my heart for someone." Teryx says
"Oh tell me." Sara says
"Alright but you musn't tell anyone." Teryx says
"Secret Scouts honor." Sara says
"Okay. I'm in love with Ichy and Devon." Teryx says
"Devon and Ichy? Well that's great! Why don't you tell them?" Sara says
"I think Devon and Ichy are far too busy to be bothered by such nonsense. Besides, it would never work." Teryx says
"Why not?" Sara asks
"Because, Devon's a m
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 4(In the woods not far from the Dinosaucer Base: Lava Dome)Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Devon, Sara, Paul, Dimetro, Bronto Thunder, Stego, Bonehead, Ichy, and Teryx were all out on a fun little trip
The weather was cold and freezing
Devon, Sara, and Paul were all dressed in warm clothes
Dimetro, Bronto Thunder, Stego, Bonehead, Ichy, and Teryx were not really used to the cold climate
Paul, Dimetro, Bonehead, and Teryx were gathering some wood
Sara was talking with Devon, Stego and Ichy about the Dinosaurs
"The dinosaurs ruled the Earth until about 65 million years ago when the Earth's climate changed. No one is sure
of the cause but it seems likely that the cold weather and terrible snows brought an end to the mighty
dinosaurs." Sara says reading a book about dinosaurs
"I thought this story was going to have a happy ending." Stego says
"Well it does. You're here." Sara says
"I just wish we would know what made all those dinosaurs vanish like that." Stego says
"It's one of the great mysteries of science, stego." Sa
Kingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 1Dinosaucers, a group of intelligent anthropomorphic dinosaurs that protect the Planet EarthKingdom Hearts Dinosaucers Ep. 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Allo, an evolved Allosaurus and leader of the Dinosaucers
Dimetro, an evolved Dimetrodon and Allo's assistant. He is the Scientist and Mechanic of the group
Bronto Thunder, an evolved Apatosaurus. Physically considered the strongest of the Dinosaucers
Stego, an evolved Stegosaurus and a rather dim-witted recruit when compared to the rest of the team. He tries to
be brave, but is prone to panic attacks and general cowardice. However he often manages to get through this and
has come to the rescue of his friends
Tricero, an evolved Triceratops. Stego is a very powerful hand to hand combatant who doesn't realize his own
Bonehead, Allo's nephew and as his name suggests, is not particularly bright. However, he sometimes does display
intelligence though in a mostly literal way. He is an evolved Pachycephalosaurus
Ichy, an evolved Ichthyosaurus, a prehistoric aquatic reptile
And Teryx, an evol
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How to Comment on dA1. LOL Subjective If you don't like something, even if the person put time, effort, and thought into it, it isn't art. To further assert this truth, be sure to go to the person's deviation and/or main page to tell them that you think their work isn't art because you don't like it.How to Comment on dA in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
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How to Make a VampireVampire lore spans many, many years back into the past and they still remain popular today as one of the most recognized and exalted horror icons in the monster world of fiction. Yet despite having many different variations the world over, some parts have either been watered down or completely written out for today's modern audience. Maybe you want to share in the stable, ever-growing fangirl or fanboy-powered market of vampire literature? Well, look no further. Here are some tips to help get you started:How to Make a Vampire in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Beauty and the Beast Despite there being years and years of pre-existing exotic vampire folklore from all over the world, it really has only dwindled down to two types that actually sell in this day and age. Either: A) Smoking hot undead vampires that want to sex you or B) Incredibly violent gore-loving animals that want to kill everything.
How does one come down to choosing?
Well, just try and figure out what kind of audience you're going to pander to. The mai
How To Make a Real MonsterTales of monsters have been around since mankind was old enough to feel fear of the dark. Quite possibly even longer. And despite many thousands of years since, monsters still remain popular unto this day. You see them everywhere, stores, films, media, video games, comics, etc. A lot of people want to create monsters themselves. But how does one stand out in a world already so saturated with goblins and swamp creatures? How does one seem unique while managing to use an element that may have been done many times throughout history?How To Make a Real Monster in Editorial More Like This
Never fear. For in this guide, we will turn everything you've been taught about monsters thus far and turn it upside down. You will be taught how to create a real monster.
1. Getting With the Times Let's get one thing straight. Century-old tales can be only interesting for so long in an age of iPods and portable microwaves. Therefore, we need to make our monsters appeal to the times. As in, we need to make them appeal to the audien
How to Make an Awesome SeriesWanna know how you can make your original works popular? Want people to salivate over every other thing you push out, regardless of how seemingly outlandish or silly? In a few easy steps, you, too, can have every fanboy and girl from North America to Japan licking the festering shit that spews forth from your anus delicious golden fame that drips from your very fingers.How to Make an Awesome Series in Academic Essays More Like This
1. No Adult Main Characters The key to a successful series is to never have the main character be a day over 17 years of age. It makes it more accessible to a more general audience and thus gives it more popularity through a wider fan base. Only young people in the prime of life can go on and join the military action-packed adventures of a lifetime and have the imagination capacity to sit through hours and hours of colorful drug-inspired bullshit that anyone over 30 would most likely scoff at. Also, adults are colorless and have no souls, thus why they can't ride unicorns or wield keyblades.
Have you ever seen a
Every YouTube Fight Ever(This will almost certainly contain heavy profanity and the usernames used in this were pulled out of my own head and aren't any real people that I know of but if someone has usernames matching them then it's probably coincidental).Every YouTube Fight Ever in Short Stories More Like This
SamusFan20 in the video description: This is my Metroid compilation of pictures in a slideshow featuring Samus set to Queen's "We Will Rock You." I hope you guys enjoy.
DisgruntledAsswipe87: Jesus Christ you're such a faggot. Why the hell would you post pics of a fictional girl and set it to Queen? Do yourself a favor and go get a REAL GIRLFRIEND, loser. Oh, and stop shaming such a great band with such a shitty video game and your BS imature antics at attempting to fap to it.
(In reply to DisgruntledAsswipe87) ConcernedStranger17: Hey, calm the fuck down, douchebag. If this person is so "immature," than what the hell are you doing on a video meant for a video game girl, anyway? I bet you were at home looking for something to fap to and found this and decide
Guide to the AneemeiHello. Today we'll be going into the depths of the jungle in search of an exotic and incredibly wild beast in its natural habitat. It is a very curious creature indeed, sometimes it takes great care to make itself the most noticeable thing in plain sight, other times it hides amongst us, camoflaging itself as "one of us." That is, until it is properly baited and/or the creature assumes it is only in the presence of other members of its species, in which it will then throw caution to the wind and commence returning to its true nature.Guide to the Aneemei in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
That of the aneemeifayun.
In general, the aneemeifayun species is largely capable of human speech. However, it functions more like a 'second' language than anything else, only to be used when absolutely necessary. And even then, it is often sprinkled with an assortment of oddities from their first along with being somewhat broken and incomplete.
Some examples would include:
"omg disis sokawaii," possibly meaning, "This shit in front of me is fucking adorab
How to Win an ArgumentEveryone gets into arguments at some point in their life. Electronic communication receptacles are no exception. If anything, one is more -likely- to find that it is easier to become embroiled in an online argument than anything else.How to Win an Argument in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. CAP THAT If there's one sure-fire way to make a point stronger, it's typing in ALL CAPS. Considering that there are many instances when sound can't travel over the net, one must find the next best available way to be heard. This "next best" way is through "shouting," which just happens to be done online through typing in CAPS. Just like screaming, shouting, and general tantrum-throwing in real life, this method is a highly efficient method of making sure that your point gets across and makes you seem ten thousand times more valid and understandable. Additionally, it makes your argument come on more forcefully and shows the opposition you mean "serious fucking shit" with your side of things.
After all, loud noises work with dogs and small
Death Battle Host Royale: Meet SteelDeath Battle Host Royale: Meet Steel in Profiles More Like This
A select screen appeared with the various hosts and co-hosts of the Death Battle community. A chip was placed on the icon for Steel and the game began.
“Yeah, I started writing Death Battles.” Steel said, priming his chainsaw, “So what? I'm gonna try it! If I'm not up for it...guess I'll just be stuck co-hosting.”
In the arena, YoungSamurai looked ready to fight...until Steel walked in.
“Hi!” Steel greeted, waving. Young yelped and began cowering, “Aw, he cowers in fear, just like a puppy!”
“What's my story?” Steel asked, “Well, came from another dimension. There, the gladiatorial fad never really died down. There, it's our answer to baseball: everyone's favorite past-time.”
Mr. Agimat screamed as he ran from Steel.
“TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!” Steel shouted, chasing him while swinging a hook and chain over his head.
“Parents put me into one of their child programs...or so you'd think.
Quest of Theyral Forest PrologueQuest of Theyral Forest Prologue in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twelve tribes of light…
Eight tribes of darkness…
Six realms under the sky…
The city realm.
The forest realm.
The desert realm.
The mountain realm.
The ocean realm.
And the jungle realm.
Long ago, the being above all beings named Hevan Joh created the world and, with it, created eleven tribes of light beings:
The elf tribe—master swordsmen of the forest realm.
The dwarf tribe—master craftsmen of the mountain realm.
The imp tribe—playful beings of the forest realm.
The werewolf tribe—fierce and proud warriors of the mountain realm.
The goblin tribe—ugly yet kind dwellers of the jungle realm.
The dragon tribe—magnificent, sky-born warriors of the sky realm.
The griffin tribe—wise and cunning masters of the sky realm.
The nymph tribe—caring and beautiful beings of the forest realm.
The merfolk tribe—strong and beautiful enchanters of the ocean realm.
The fairy tribe—plant spirits of the
OTD: SonichuOTD: Sonichu in Reviews & Guides More Like This
"Hi, I'm Tohokari-Steel and THIS is Outta the DVD, where..." Steel said, but was immediately interrupted by the sound of electricity crackling filled the air, "What was that?"
The electricity continued crackling as Steel noticed a blue orb appearing.
"Oh no!" Steel gasped, "The thing I'm reviewing must be so bad that it's distorting the rules of reality!"
A blue vortex opened up and immediately engulfed the entire room.
(We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire.
Though we didn't light it,
We tried to fight it...)
"I was in my living room, on the edge of the couch." came a voice, "And THAT was when the mystery began..."
(panels of Sonichu appear)
"The only odd thing was I wasn't trying to solve a mystery. It was just something I discovered while surfing the Internet. And if reality's anything like what I just saw, then clearly, the world of Stephanie Meyer has more sense and logic than that of reality."
Sitting in a high-br
Insanus Abe vs. Karitoho-IronInsanus Abe vs. Karitoho-Iron in Settings More Like This
Insanus Abe vs. Karitoho-Iron. These two are Planet Insania's most vicious, cold-blooded killers imaginable. Both are evil clones from alternate dimensions, but both are extremely blood-thirsty.
First up, Insanus Abe. He's the clone of Planet Insania member, Madness Abe. He's basically a mash-up of all evil clone clicheshe's made from the alternate version of Mad Abe's twin brother and is completely bonkers. He brings THESE weapons to the match...
The Desert Eagle pistol...
AK-47 assault rifle...
And the bayonet
On the other hand, you have Karitoho-Iron. He's the clone of movie critic, Tohokari-Steel. He was created by an alternate version of SaireNaoriva to kill Steel. He was released from his home dimension and began on a quest to kill all other versions of Steel. HE brings to the fight...
The steel crossbow...
M-60 chain gun...
And the switchblade knife
In short-range weapons, we compare Abe's Spatha to Iron's katana. Both of them are good weapons,
OTD: Hetalia TributeOTD: Hetalia Tribute in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(Seven rings in hand speed through nights with feet in sand
Seven rings in hand, wonders all under command
Seven rings in hand wild with just one single hand
Seven rings in hand arrowed hearts catch fire now
Myths in minds re-thought
Question all that's known
Legends blurred and torn)
Tohokari-Steel was sitting in his usual spot with an aviator jacket over his Kool-Aid shirt.
"Hi, I'm Tohokari-Steel and THIS is Outta the DVD, where movies face my judgement!" Steel greeted, cheerily, "If you're wondering why I'm wearing this jacket, it's because I'm giving tribute to an anime series that has taken the world by storm. Of course I am talking about Hetalia: Axis Powers!"
"Who would've thought that something based on World War II can be a light-hearted comedy series?" Steel asked, "Originally a webcomic-turned-manga, this anime takes a unique idea and really builds on itmake goofy satires of other countries by turning them into guys (and occasionally girls)."
ERB: L vs. Scooby DooERB: L vs. Scooby Doo in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
Shaggy: SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
Scooby: Over here, but that creepy guy's here, too!
What's the matter with you? Crawled out a cave?
Shaggy and I are real old, but we're STILL all the rage!
Shaggy: Your comic book was like WAAAAY too long, man!
Scooby: So just go back to eating candy or just kick the can!
I go around, solving mysteries to going in a race!
You just keel over, ya can't even solve one case!
Doubt you'll be able to counter ANY of our attacks!
Shaggy: We're gonna chew ya up, just like Scooby Snacks!
L: You two have no idea what you're dealing with.
I'm the detective people turn to in case of disaster,
You two just turn and run, so I'm the master.
You're both cowards while I'm a world-class genius
I'm practically the thinking man's Jesus!
I've got a fanbase of more than kids,
That's why you two are only worth the graves you dig!
What I am trying to say is this: you tw
Alfred Jones vs. Edward BlakeAlfred Jones vs. Edward Blake in Sketches More Like This
Alfred Jones (a.k.a. America) vs. Edward Blake (a.k.a. The Comedian). Two symbols of America going down on each other.
One is an actual EMBODIMENT of the country of America. He's a young, confident, energetic, and very enthusiastic young man. He beat out Britain in order to prove that he's free and he's taken down anyone who's had the IDEA that they can beat him.
Alfred Jones attacks with...
The M1911 Pistol
The Browning Auto-5 Shotgun
The M16 Assault Rifle
And the Bowie Knife
His opponent is a symbol of the dark side that the country of America has potential to be. Edward Blake has been fighting ever since he was a young man. He's INSANE. He does the most horrible things and feels no remorse for it. That adds a new level of danger to it.
Edward Blake counters with...
The SIG Sauer P226 Pistol
The M4A1 Carbine
And the Combat Knife
In short-range weapons, we compare Alfred Jones' M1911 to Edward Blake's SIG Sauer P226. I say that the SIG's the more modern weapon. Both a
Horde vs. CalormenesHorde vs. Calormenes in Settings More Like This
Second match of this group of fights is pitting the Horde from Ted Dekker's Books of History series against the Calormenes from C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia. These two are dangerous conquerors of the desert from their respective novel series. But which one of them would beat the other in a fight? Since these guys both fight in armies, I'll see what'll happen in a five-on-five match.
First up, you have the Horde. Two thousand years in the future, a deadly disease called the Raison (rey-zon) Strain. It wiped out most of humanity, but Elyon (the series' God figure) remade the Earth with a new first-born, Tanis. However, everything went wrong when Tanis accepted the fruit and water of Teeleh (the series' devil figure). That released something called the Scabbing Disease, which clouds the mind from truth and causes extremely painful sores to appear all over the body. This created the Horde, a group of merciless warriors who vowed to destroy all those who still follow Elyon's laws. They
Forest Encounter - Lucario TFIt was a dark, quiet night. The stars shone down the forest, the leaves rustling in the wind. A lone Lucario was running through the forest, as if searching for something. He had been training not too far away from there, and a short while beforehand, he heard a scream. Without wasting any time, he rushed towards the forest.Forest Encounter - Lucario TF in Short Stories More Like This
"Where are you...I pray I'm not too late..." Hadou said to himself as he kept running, relying on both his senses and his aura reading abilities as he eventually tracked onto the aura of whoever was attacked. Seconds later, he stopped in the middle of a clearing, taking a few slow steps as he noticed a young man lying semi-unconscious in the middle of it.
"Damn..." He looked wide eyed at the man, approaching him carefully. He stopped just a few feet away, looking over him. From what he could see, the man was covered in cuts and bruises, his shirt torn slightly. Despite the injuries, he couldn't see anything that was life-threatening, but it was likely that he'd sti
Seaside Sweethearts - Eon TFsIt was your typical mid-summer evening. The sun was slowly setting, people were out trying to catch some sun, and a lot of people were trying to find ways to cool off in this heat. It's little wonder why a town such as Alto Mare did so well at this time of the year - it was full of tourists from all four regions who were trying to cool off and spend a nice, peaceful holiday in the watery city. Among them were two trainers, Peter and Sarah. The two of them had been long term friends, and Peter wanted to use this opportunity to propose to his partner, but he wanted to save it for nighttime when all was quiet.Seaside Sweethearts - Eon TFs in Short Stories More Like This
What he was not aware of, however, is that Sarah had the same idea in mind, likewise wanting to show her devotion to him. Also like him, she wanted to wait until there weren't huge crowds milling about the streets and canals. She was nervous, pausing every time that she needed to get something from her pack to make sure that the proposal gift was still there: a small, bright red, tr
Taming the Tamer - Renamon TFIt had been the end of another busy day for Peter. it was sunset, the sky was clear, not too cold considering it was Winter. He was on his way back home from college and making his way towards the bus stop. The buses had been on strike for a few days, and only one or two of them were running every so often, so he'd be waiting a while for one. As he neared it, he had noticed a shop that he had never seen before. It was a comic and collectors shop from the looks of it, with a banner above the door reading "Grand opening weekend - 20% off all items!". It certainly sounded like a good offer to Peter, and he had no idea how long he would be waiting for a bus. Thankfully the shop had the bus stop in full view, so he'd be able to see out to see if it was coming along, so he went inside to have a look around.Taming the Tamer - Renamon TF in Fan Fiction More Like This
The instant he stepped in, he knew he had stepped into one weird shop. Perhaps this was the reason why everything was 20% off. The stuff that was inside that shop looked pretty normal to
Lucario Saviour - Lucario TF"Laura...Laura....LAURA!!!"Lucario Saviour - Lucario TF in Fantasy More Like This
The young lady was suddenly pulled away from her peaceful sleep, and into her bedroom, the voice of her dad still echoing in the hallway. Laura sighed, trying her hardest not to fall asleep again, and slowly pushed herself off the bed, and into the bathroom. She splashed cold water all over her face, trying to shake any kind of sleepiness away. She looked at the mirror, and saw that pale face of hers, her usually shiny blue eyes now half closed and tired.
"You're ugly" she joked, taking off her pajamas and stepping into the shower.
She turned the water on, and almost immediately water started to flow from the overhead nozzle, pouring around her. The cold water made her jump at first, as it would anyone, before finally warming up. She gently massaged her body, letting the water wash away all the tiredness.
She was only in her early 20s, but she had a body that most people would find irresistible. She was around the 6ft mark, and her hair travelled to her shou
The Lucario Plushie AUTHORS NOTE: Please be sure to favourite both versions of this story! Link is in the description!The Lucario Plushie in Fantasy More Like This
It was a busy day at the local novelty shop in town. They had just received in a shipment of new Pokémon plush toys, and this had gotten every Pokémon fan in the town buzzing. The shop was full to bursting as people browsed around.
Among them was Peter, a young male who was just barely a month away from being 23. One of his friend worked at that shop, and he told him that he had something special to give him for his birthday.
It was probably something related to the new plushies that arrived, and being a Pokemon fan, Peter was definitely looking forward to whatever his friend had in mind for him.
He was browsing through many of the ones that they had in stock. Already he had picked out a couple of his favourite ones, including Latios and Latias.
"All of these just look so cute..." He said as he browsed
While he was browsing, another young man, around the same age, appro
A Lugia's Love - Lugia TFA Lugias Love by Werechu and ImmortalDA Lugia's Love - Lugia TF in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was an average, ordinary day in the pokémon world, slightly cold from the wind; which blew in off the coast of the Sinnoh. Peter, who had gone out with his six pokémon, Nidoking, Lucario, Milotic, Charizard, Luxray and Gardevoir was going to fetch some items from department store in Veilstone City.
Currently, his pokémon Milotic, which he named Syren, was out of its pokéball; The Milotic was very beautiful, its blue tail scaled glimmered gracefully as it slithered alongside Peter. Alright, so what do we need again? Peter asked as they neared the entrance. Tic, Milotic Syren said pointing to the list in Peters back pocket. Oh yeah Thanks Syren Peter face-faulted and withdrew the list. Okay so we need some Iron; some Carbos, some Protein and some PP Ups. Those shouldnt be too hard to locate
As Peter climbed the stairs to the fourth
Motherly Love - Riolu TFIt was a quiet, early spring morning in Jubilife City. The town was unusually busy this time of the year. This was due to the fact that trainers from the Unova region were making their way through Sinnoh, bringing new Pokémon with them to impress everyone. A few of the trainers even stopped by the Trainer's School. Even though they didn't really need any nw training, some of them always wanted to check the facilites that Sinnoh had to offer. Speaking of Trainer's School, this story revolves around a little kid who is currently taking courses there, and how his life would be forever changed from this day on.Motherly Love - Riolu TF in Fan Fiction More Like This
In a house near the outskirts of the city, a young boy was waking up from his sleep. Well as much sleep as he could get anyway, as for the last hour or so the only sounds that he heard was of his parents continious arguing. It was pretty much the story of poor 12 year old Mark's life. The relationship that they had had been somewhat rocky, even before they moved to Jubilife, th
Life as a Dragon Chapter IIChapter II: A (forced) DecisionLife as a Dragon Chapter II in Short Stories More Like This
I entered my room and looked at my bed. It was a mess. I stole a glance at my clawed hands and then again at my bed. 'Something tells me it won't be a good idea to accuse.' I thought, and shrugged. Suddenly, my stomach rumbled. 'Hmm... as far as I know, dragons eat meat. RAW meat.' I shuddered at the thought. I started to walk out of my room but I tipped too much to the left and fell over. I glared at my paws. 'What's wrong with you four?' I had walked before without thinking, but now the knowledge to do so escaped me.
On my numerous researches on draconology, I found out dragons use their tails for balance. 'If I lift my left foreleg, my center of gravity will shift slightly to left. Therefore, to compensate that, I will have to move my tail to the right. However, when my left leg hits the ground, I will be unbalanced, for my right leg is behind the left one and my tail was on my right. I'll offset it my swinging my tail to the left and moving my right
Life as a Dragon Chapter IVChapter IV: CompanyLife as a Dragon Chapter IV in Short Stories More Like This
Excited with my newly found ability to speak, I exited the shack, resuming my trek through my neighbor's backyard. I looked up. The sun was high in the sky. 'It's probably past noon. Glad I didn't sleep all day.' I climbed down the hill, towards the grass, careful to watch my step and my tail to prevent painful accidents. As I neared the grassy fields, I crouched to reduce the chance of being seen. I slowly crawled, until I reached a well. 'Good, I'm on the right track.' I veered slightly to the left. There was a wall on my right, bramble bushes to my left and the well hid me from behind. I was out of sight. After a last careful look around, I relented my crouching position and took off running. I raced through the dirt path that would end on a road. As I neared the latter, I slowed my pace to a trot, then to a walk, until I finally stopped.
I looked at the road. It looked really wide. 'The chicken crossed it, now it's the dragon's turn.' Suddenly I hear a faint buz
Life as a Dragon Chapter VIIChapter VII:Life as a Dragon Chapter VII in Short Stories More Like This
I opened my eyes, but imediatelly squeezed them shut when the still intense sunlight burned them. I opened them again, this time slowly, giving them time to adjust. When that was done, I got up, yawned, stretched, being careful not to strain my still healing wounds, and cracked my joints, releasing a satisfied growl each time I felt a pop. Suddenly I remembered I had... 'Breathed fire!'. I turned to Kerian.
but she wasn't there. I cocked my head. 'Strange.' I looked around the area but I couldn't see her anywhere. I tried to catch her scent. With some relief, I picked up a faint whiff. I followed the trail for some time, until I found her in a clearing. She apparently didn't like sleeping on dirt, for she was bathing herself with her tongue. I allowed myself a moment to admire her form. Her scales seemed to sparkle where she had already cleaned herself. She was licking her left side, which was visible from where I was standing, the dirt leaving her scales with each tongue
Life as a Dragon Chapter IXChapter IX: Earning your wingsLife as a Dragon Chapter IX in Short Stories More Like This
We reached once again Kerian's human house. I stared at its large form, suddenly feeling a sort of homesickness. 'Why?' I asked myself. We have the burrow. Something didn't feel right, though. It was like it wasn't meant for us. I craved something we could call our own. Something like... a cave? I was unsure of what it was. I snapped out of it and looked at Kerian.
<I think I should go by myself; one dragon alone must be disturbing enough for them.>
I growled worriedly. I didn't want the same to happen as it did with her brother. But I let her go. She went off, going through the gates, which were now open... conveniently so.
I went behind a tree and tried to watch the action from afar, though I couldn't see much. Just then, I realized I was still hungry. I tasted the air for something edible, finding nothing. However, a lizard did cross my sight. I quickly scooped it up and devoured it. It wouldn't last long, but it would ease the hunger pangs fo
Life as a Dragon Chapter IChapter I: A TransformationLife as a Dragon Chapter I in Short Stories More Like This
"Thank you and good night!" I said, sending the last costumer away.
I slumped on my chair and sighed. It had been a hell of a weekend. I worked nearly non-stop for two days and I was dead tired. Cashier life isn't as easy as one might think, particularly at this time of the year: Christmas. Fortunately, I was free to do whatever I wanted for the next two days, and I'd take the most advantage of it.
I snapped out of my thoughts and called my supervisor to end my working day. She arrived rather quickly, to my surprise. Looks like I wasn't the only one looking forward to a comfortable bed. She "bled" out the money on my pay-box, cashier jargon, and I quickly counted fifty Euros, the fund, for the next worker for the following day. We then proceeded to the vault and deposited everything there. Minor pleasantries and goodbyes exchanged, I went to the changing room to trade my uniform, which consisted on a white shirt, black trousers and steel toed shoes, along wi
Life as a Dragon Chapter IIIChapter III: Running awayLife as a Dragon Chapter III in Short Stories More Like This
I saw the ground approaching and started wondering how could I land. In Istaria: Chronicles of the Gifted, dragons flapped their wings when they were close to the ground to decrease their vertical speed, in order to ensure a safe landing. I pondered doing so, but then I found the reason why I was still so small: I was probably just a hatchling... and a hatchling's wings weren't strong enough to fly, only to glide. Because of that, they would land rather roughly after flying in such a way. If I did the same I would most likely get hurt. However, I had to try. The ground was less than a meter away. I waited until the last possible moment and braced myself for touch-down, flapping my wings hard. It slowed me to some extent, but it didn't prevent a bone-jarring impact with the ground. The world spun around as I rolled, finally coming to a stop after a few loops. I dizzily checked myself for injuries, finding only a minor, nearly painless bruise on each of my forel
Life as a Dragon Chapter VIChapter VI: Fire!Life as a Dragon Chapter VI in Short Stories More Like This
I squinted as the bright light from the sun pierced my eyes. I waited for them to adjust, realizing that it didn't take as much time as when I was human. The explanation came once again from my knowledge on dragons: The slits on my eyes were vertical. This, combined with my horizontal eyelids, reduced the amount of light reaching my eyes even more than a human's round pupils.
My stomach growled loudly. I got ready for the hunt. I urged my tongue to flick faster in order to create the already familiar scent map. I scanned the area for anything edible. Nothing.
I repeated. I moved forward, not giving any rest to my tongue. I asked. As if to answer the question, I detected something at one o'clock. I looked in that direction and I was surprised at what I saw: a fox. Wow, and it reeked. I stopped darting my tongue in disgust. As a human, I probably wouldn't even looked at it. But at our current size, such a canine was an intimidating sight. However, it didn't
Love as a silent killerIt was dark, a dark night with no stars.Love as a silent killer in Free Verse More Like This
You could see nothing but smiles.
I crossed my fingers.
Waiting for that one bell, the last one of the day.
I was walking down the road on a place I did not know.
There were no cars, there was no light at all.
My shadow kept walking while I started to remember all the memories we shared. Nights spent only talking about games. We were friends, remember? Before you knew about me, I had already searched for you. While you talked to me, I learnt even more. Some times we played games of pasion and lust, but they were only games, and we never went to the real point. The part where I wanted you. I wanted your shadow, and all your light. I wanted the person that people left behind. You. Or was it I?. Was this another one of your games? Is this the final part? I was searching for the true you and only a mask I found.
I was mad at the beginning, but I went all the way down. I was already there. In front of your house. The only light I was hoping to see, t
Every single day.Every single day,Every single day. in Free Verse More Like This
No matter what you say...
I will always tell you those two words.
I will always love you,
I know I have said that to different people,
All at different times.
But you know I can love them in different ways.
You are the sun I never had.
You are the one who's there for me day and night.
And I just realized,
I can't tell you I love you all the time.
I think I will stop now,
This is the last time I confess my love towards you.
I will jump off a building and hope you remember me.
The blood will spread and become a tear.
Not from you, and not for me.
The dust is now covering my body,
A body you never wanted to have.
The air is bringing back your smell
And I'm starting to awake…
I didn't die,
I just left you where you are now.
you are not mine.
I love you.
I fell in love not once, but a lot of timesI fell in love with a man from another worldI fell in love not once, but a lot of times in Free Verse More Like This
the way he wrote made my body fall
the words he used were made of pure gold
but one day that was all gone
he had a girlfriend that for him it was all
and he spoke to me again
with kind words that had no love
This man was all for me
I told him my secrets because I could trust him
and one day they broke up
as always, I tried to be there for him, as I've always tried to be
It doesn't matter that we are far apart
I will always care for you
It doesn't matter how far you want me now
I fell in love with a man from a far land
His voice could make my heart stop
He knew words to make me fall
Used them carefully so I wouldn't die
Word to word I fell in love
And the only thing that keeps me living is my thoughts
I'm free to have a mind
and this man took control of all I had
All my time belongs to him
But now I wish more than just words
I want lips to fall on
I live in a cloud where all your thoughts go
Waiting for me to find one of my own
One day I will
You better...I wish I could be invisibleYou better... in Free Verse More Like This
I wish you could just go
Leave me in sorrow
Let me fade away
Die in the most painful way
I wish you could stop screaming
All this noise is making me cry
No one wants me no more
I have nothing but a stupid love
Fear lies inside me
Telling me to make you disappear
But I wished for all this tears
I wanted the pain the screams give
Let me fade way
Away from you
Away from me
LustTocaré tu piel, ya que soy dueña de ellaLust in Free Verse More Like This
besaré tus labios cuando quiera
me perderé en tu mirada
esperaré a encontrarte en la mía
amaneceré junto a tu cuerpo
una vez bajo la luz de la luna
dos bajo la luz del sol
entrelazar mis dedos con los tuyos
sentir tus manos en mi cuerpo
ve mas despacio
este es mi juego
besare tu cuello lentamente
iré probándote de poco en poco
tu piel se calienta con cada beso que pasa
tu pelo entre mis dedos es de las cosas que más me encantan
tus besos en mi cuello
tus palabras en mi mente
es de esas voces suaves que entran lentamente
esas que se quedan en el cuarto por horas
hablo en voz baja
obligándome a acercarme mas a ti
te beso desde el oído hasta tus labios
pero paro antes de llegar a ellos
te tengo cerca
mucho más cerca de lo que podría haber imaginado
entiendes este momento tanto como yo
mi frente toca la tuya
y mientras la luna bail
The dream of a forbidden kissmy need to find you in a dreamThe dream of a forbidden kiss in Free Verse More Like This
to have you for as long as it lasts
I feel the pain of being away
1.. 2.. 3... 4...
And I'm falling asleep
and my wishes become a kiss
my eyes see my room for the last time
I feel your body close to mine
but is not the first time I'm with you
you set me free
you make me feel in wonderland
I don't want to go back
when everything seems gray you come to me
bring back the smile to my lips
make me think about a kiss
drive me away from fear
5.. 6.. 7... 8...
your voice is in my head
telling me things only I would say
but it's all a secret
no one know what hides deep inside me
a need of something I can't have with you now
but I need to have it before I wake up
with this said
let me ask you for forgiveness
as I need you to be with now
while my dreams cover my eyes
take me back to wonderland
but this time
you are here
I feel you next to me
but I can't see you
I try to walk around this dark place
but I can't feel you
I don't want to drown in this dark
Think of me as someone who never existedI'm emotionalThink of me as someone who never existed in Free Verse More Like This
not because I'm a woman
and it's not because I'm a sissy
it's just that somethings go deeper.
Now I'm on the rooftop
one step closer to the fall
everything is pushing me
I don't even want to jump
I have done things wrong
but who could say they haven't done?
At least I'm not the meanest of all.
They say a mothers love is all you always have
but I can't remember the feeling since I'm a child
she hates us so much for being the child's she never wanted to have.
Even when I don't want it to hurt
she is still my mom
her words go deeper
the pain grows stronger
my hate for her grows
and I'm one step closer to the fall.
Post MU-Life's a Scream! Chp. 1A wedding.Post MU-Life's a Scream! Chp. 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As if the incident with two former students last semester hadn’t been shocking enough...
Dean Hardscrabble gazed down at the bouquet of flowers in her well-manicured claws with her usual apathetic expression, though her amber eyes shone with some amusement as well as rare joyous surprise.
It was no doubt rather awkward as she, the Dean of the School of Scaring, walked down the incredibly long aisle as all eyes fell on her.
Actually, it wasn’t an aisle. It was the university’s stadium to be exact.
Abigail Hardscrabble lifted her gaze and analyzed everything that hours of work had been put into to make the usually rough and dirty field appear more sophisticated and majestic. All eyes, from the surroundings within the field to every seat upon the stadium, fell on her and her bright bouquet of flowers. She stifled a chuckle as every student’s eyes shone with excitement and smiles deepened, bearing witness to the start of a beautiful moment.
And for all
Post MU-Life's a Scream! PrologueAUTHOR'S NOTE: So, yes, I've FINALLY gotten myself together and began my awaited post-MU story. Be warned to anyone who has not seen the movie yet, there WILL be spoilers. I'd like to thank everyone has become true to MU since its premiere and had been so encouraging that I make this story as soon as possible, special thanks going to Aeon-Borealis, PerryRocks, and especially Victortky.Post MU-Life's a Scream! Prologue in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
So this is the prologue and you're introduced to my very first MU OC Laura Sharp. For more info about her as well as my other OCs, check out the MU/MI folder in my gallery.
NOW ON WITH THE STORY! PLEASE COMMENT!
It took a while for the newborn to open her eyes, having just been brought into the world minutes ago, but her exhausted mother didn’t mind. The gentle murmur of her baby was relieving