Blood CrusadeBlood Crusade:Blood Crusade in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
They rode upon the backs of thundering horses
for faith had unleashed a terrible beast
These men would offer their souls in service
to the dark unholy priests...
"To what end do we serve our Lord and Master
is justice not the ultimate form of faith?
Should we not stand and fight in his name
to cleanse the Earth of this heathen waste!"
It was these orators, chaplains of faith;
men of the cloth who bore a fire
They lit their brothers with impassioned speeches
fueled by their own desire...
They taught their followers that blood was faith
and devotion was found at the edge of a blade
"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
for the faithful shall never be swayed..."
The men who accepted them, though pure at heart
would soon be eaten by Lust and Greed
For Wrath had become a norm of existence
and death became a Templar's creed...
But woe betide the man who slaughters
for his soul shall be forever stained
And no penance may ever remove this grief;
Journey to ValhallaJourney to Valhalla:Journey to Valhalla in Free Verse More Like This
The sound of battle surrounds me
As axe and sword will clash.
The fate of a man decided
In a single metal flash.
On the ground I lay awakened
For the blood is rushing low.
It bursts from my wound
In a searing bloody flow...
I scream like a raging animal
As with the last of strength I thrust!
My sword will pierce his lung
As my enemy turns to dust...
A ruined body before me
Cold as the winter snow.
I begin to feel quite dizzy
As the heavens start to glow.
I can hear the sound of horses
And the cry of hungry crows.
The clouds began to part
As from the ground we rose!
Like warriors from the grave
We stood from where we fell.
Warm as though we bathed
In an ancient seer's spell.
I can see him coming now
Sleipnir has arrived!
He's come to take us home
The valiant dead who died.
The valkyries riding through the clouds
On the backs of crows they call.
The gods themselves are smiling
As mountains they are tall!
These tears cannot express
The words we wi
Practice Poem - Artistic FrustrationPractice Poem - Artistic Frustration:Practice Poem - Artistic Frustration in Free Verse More Like This
Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG!
Everything is wrong.
'As then sun dew drips from her eyes'-
Do I really think that'll be good enough?
Hours spent on each piece -
Punctuated only by sound of ripping paper -
To lie crumpled upon my wooden floor,
Unable to be forgotten.
As the hours pass and the day wears on,
More and more worlds are crushed by my hands.
Realities sprawled upon a single piece of paper,
To die as quickly as they are formed.
A man's whose romance is torn in two,
A vampire about to meet his prey.
A werewolf standing against an army
And a boy facing the world alone.
These are the lives that I hold in my hand;
Fictional lives, but precious still.
Yet as soon as I see their imperfections,
I destroy the evidence in a throe of shame.
These crumpled masses that now surround me,
They aren't the proof of perfection's pursuit...
They are merely my feeble, worthless attempts,
To disguise my own ineptitude.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 15th Decembe
I Know You Hate Me Now But...I Know You Hate Me Now But...:I Know You Hate Me Now But... in Free Verse More Like This
Just give me a chance alright, I'll explain
To me, you're the girl that I notice everything about.
The way you laugh, the way you smile;
We got along great back then, even if we don't now.
And to be honest, I miss that...
You had the most lovely silky smooth hair
You'd give me the cutest anime girl smile
I wish I'd talked to you more about Manga,
Hell you got me started on the whole thing.
You were fantastic at drawing too
Man I was always jealous of that talent,
And I loved your drawings, like I once loved you.
I wish that you could have been a professional.
I would have bought your book every month y'know...
You encouraged me to write.
Back when my stories were shit,
Back when my poems were still baby's rhymes.
You taught me not to give in and I was grateful.
Now just let me finish alright?
I know that you won't speak to me.
That's okay, I admit to being an ass,
But the reason that I'm writing this poem to nobod
I Like To Play With SkinI Like To Play With Skin:I Like To Play With Skin in Free Verse More Like This
My dear friends and watch,
As the feeling of life itself
Crumbles beneath each ounce of pain.
Needles slowly piercing into the body,
Paralyzing nerves and expressions.
A mask of pure horror; living terror,
Kept alive on the barest limit of the border.
Such tempting features,
Leave me eager to slip a knife beneath flesh.
Ripping soft layers of epidermal mache,
Tanned and dried, woven slowly into a loving mask.
And with my latest acquisition complete,
Only twenty spaces remain...
-Chen Yuan Wen, 28th April 2013
They Watch UsThey Watch Us:They Watch Us in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Perched high upon the mountains;
With wings as black as night.
They watch us in the hour,
Before darkness turns to light.
I've seen them in my visions;
In dreams they come and go,
But the things they seem to tell me
I guess nobody should know...
I've seen children that are buried,
Beneath a frozen lake.
A maiden sits there weeping;
Her heart is soon to break.
The crows flutter downward,
A noose amongst their hands.
They take the maiden away,
To a dark and distant land.
And even if I follow -
Even if I try...
I'll simply end up buried,
Where the frozen children lie.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 10th November 2012
I Am A WriterI Am A Writer:I Am A Writer in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Gentlemen, today I speak to you
To convey an issue that has plagued the core of our community.
For so long have we been considered second-class;
To this day there are those who still believe that we are not artists.
But today is not about freedom, today is about honour,
Because there are many writers that still seek to shame us all...
I speak of those individuals, who take art from others.
Covers, photos, paintings, digital art, anime and manga.
It matters not where you draw your source from,
But every action impacts upon us as a community.
BECAUSE I AM A WRITER!
When I craft my works, when I write each and every line,
I paint using expression; metaphors are my colours.
The words are my brush and each and every rhyme is my medium.
I do not ask to be considered an artist, but I do ask to be considered.
BECAUSE I AM A WRITER!
For someone who practices his craft day and night,
Painstakingly learning how to use each and ever
I'll Get You Through ThisHere's a glass of water;I'll Get You Through This in Free Verse More Like This
Another pill made just for me.
I'll drink it with my sorrows
And I'll swallow back my plea.
You don't even need to hear me,
I'll be writing it on the wall:
The hope you never gave me,
Is the hope that stands me tall!
And I will walk through this world,
Don't ask me if it's cold.
There is warmth for you to find here;
My hand's for you to hold.
So take it and I promise,
This night won't be your last.
If you stay with me, I swear,
We'll walk beyond the past.
- Chennie, 26th May 2014
I've Changed (Yeah right)I've Changed (Yeah right):I've Changed (Yeah right) in Free Verse More Like This
You know, I tell myself everday,
That I'm going to change - that I'll be different.
'This isn't the same; I'm not the same,' that's what I tell myself...
As I sit in front of the computer, praying time doesn't move.
Coward, you're weak and you'll always be weak! You bloody disgrace...
I pick up some new magazine, get inspired,
'I want to be like that guy,' is what I think to myself.
I give it a try for two or three days - I quit.
Same old shit again...
Making up excuses? It's what you always do, you gutless wonder...
I try to reach out with my hands,
Seeking something, anything that I can find to help myself hold on...
But I don't find it - I just find myself,
Sinking back down into the same black swamp - I'm drowning.
Awww, what's the matter? You gonna cry, you gonna cry?
Yeah, I've hit rock bottom,
And you know what? It feels pretty damn good down here.
Nice, warm, comfortable, familiar.
No pressure, no problems - just like everb
Graduation DayGraduation Day:Graduation Day in Free Verse More Like This
They told us we would be alright...
We had fought with honour and won our titles.
We had overcome trials together -
Watching dozens of our siblings fall in the line of duty.
For this they had promised us, a wondrous welcome;
A bountiful world of adventure, with a myriad of paths.
All this, they said, awaited us in the stone cities.
Large metropolises, where the working folk resided...
There were hundreds of us, who made that journey.
Walking miles across the scorching desert,
Clinging to a hope of the fortunes beyond.
Yet what awaited us was not a promised land -
Nor was it a life based on the merit we had earned...
Instead we found ourselves quarantined,
Pitching tents of inexperience-
Huddling together for comfort and warmth;
As the great gates of employment stood eerily silent.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 18 June 2013
Shatterglass by eight 0f heartsShatterglass by eight 0f hearts in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It had survived things that no mug should have had to endure.
It had been dropped off cliffs, plunged into radioactive water, used to hold questionable substances and once travelled several hundred kilometres after Pilot tied a helium balloon to it. It had been thrown at Snippy countless times. It had suffered the indignity of being sat on by Engie after the Captain left it lying on a chair.
It had never been washed in its life.
But in the end, all it took was one little nudge, and the mug the great, glorious mug was reduced to a few shards of broken ceramic and a spatter of sad-looking tea.
It happened like this:
They were seated around the kitchen table in their current place of residence. "Kitchen", of course, is taken very broadly here there was no ceiling, nor were there any kitchen appliances; it was, in fact, merely a ramshackle table in the middle of an empty room.
Today's lunch consisted of cold baked beans which was quite the delicacy considering t
RA TV script episode oneRA TV script episode one in Sketches More Like This
Greetings, fans of Romantically Apocalyptic
Today, we present to you the script for RA episode ONE as a pilot episode, composed by several writers from the RA production team (Rythmear, Oddshot and Alexiuss)
Because this is a 100% DeviantArt production and we have NO budget or corporate support- it is now up to YOU whether this episode and further episodes will be released.
I will now proceed to outline the costs of filming this episode and explain how you can help out, so I can release this episode for everyone here on DeviantArt, and make MORE episodes in the future, using already purchased props to make this the FIRST DeviantArt hosted, and fan sponsored TV show.
Renting a van for a week to get to filming location (abandoned hotel): $500
4 character outfits, props and sandwiches to feed actors for durat
Kindness's Reward Chapter 4Chapter 4Kindness's Reward Chapter 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The next morning, Fluttershy and Trixie shared a breakfast of oatmeal again. Trixie found it easier to get around and ate almost an entire bowlful. She realized most of her original wounds were healing nicely, and while her side was tender it wasn't painful to move, usually.
"The others will want to know you're up." Fluttershy said. Trixie glanced down at the floor.
"Will they really care?"
"They're my friends too." Fluttershy responded. Trixie nodded, understanding what she meant.
"Shall we... go out?" Trixie asked. Fluttershy paused.
"Are you...are you sure? They could come..."
"Trixie has healed excellently under such adept care." she smiled at Fluttershy, who blushed slightly in response. "Besides," Trixie said softly, "she promises not to exert herself. She doesn't want to spend a single day more bedridden."
"Okay. A day out would be...nice." Fluttershy smiled. Trixie nodded and waited as Fluttershy cleaned up breakfast. They made their way to the door. That same rabbit
Kindness's Reward Chapter 3Chapter 3Kindness's Reward Chapter 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Trixie made her way down the stairs unsteadily the next morning, feeling rested but hungry. She realized as she walked down that she was being watched. Looking around, she found a white rabbit standing on a small end table, glaring at her. It made her feel unwelcome, but Trixie just glared back at it.
"Do not mess with Trixie, rabbit, or she may make you part of her next routine."
The rabbit did not look amused. A noise distracted her, and Trixie looked up to realize the birdhouses hanging from the ceiling were occupied, small sparrows talking to one another from their houses.
"What kind of house is this?" Trixie just stared on. Another bird emerged from a larger house. It was a robin that began to whistle a tune. To Trixie's surprise, a silky voice sang back, wordlessly, in perfect key.
"Good morning- oh, Trixie!" Fluttershy entered the room from the kitchen. Trixie realized she had a light blush on her face and immediately scolded herself. Why was she blushing?
Kindness's Reward Chapter 5Chapter 5Kindness's Reward Chapter 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Trixie found the days passed by quickly and peacefully from there. She began to develop a routine. By the time she awoke Fluttershy was making breakfast, typically oatmeal, a warm and filing meal that started the day right. Trixie would take her mornings easy, still recuperating. She had gotten her books back from Twilight, and would review them, often in the garden if the weather held. She would then usually accompany Fluttershy into town in the afternoon, having lunch with her or just taking the chance to stretch her legs. She began to fill out little by little, her coat gleamed once more, and she regained her former energy. Only one thing stood between her and true health. That was why, nearly a week since her first visit, Trixie found herself in the Ponyville library again, Twilight Sparkle staring at her.
"Absolutely no magic?"
"None at all." Trixie shook her head. Twilight frowned.
"What happens if you try?"
Trixie shuddered. "Nausea. Trixie would rather leave it at tha
Kindness's Reward Chapter 2Chapter 2Kindness's Reward Chapter 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Trixie awoke slowly, feeling an odd peace about her that she hadn't felt in a long, long time. Her entire body tingled pleasantly, her muscles were entirely relaxed, and she found a smile on her face. She stretched a little and opened her eyes.
Almost immediately her mood fouled. There was less light than last time, but she could still make out the same yellow ceiling as before. She quickly remembered where she was and why. That pegasus, she had... tricked Trixie. Tricked her into accepting food and aid, Trixie realized. She wasn't sure what exactly the pegasus had done wrong. But the indignity of it infuriated her.
Trixie looked herself over and gasped slightly. Her body was more bandages than not, her legs entirely covered and several pads held to her sides with medical tape. She realized her muscles were relaxed thank to several damp clothes placed around her shoulders and hips. She shook them off and immediately regretted it, yelping as her bandages rubbed and made her aw
Kindness's Reward Chapter 6Chapter 6Kindness's Reward Chapter 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Trixie groaned and stretched as she woke up. Her legs felt like lead. Opening her eyes revealed a familiar ceiling. It was the middle of the night, a half moon providing only just enough light to see by. Trixie wondered if she could go more than a week without passing out anytime soon. She glanced up as if to see her own forehead, and focused for a moment. Sure enough, a pale blue light emanated from her horn.
"Hah hah!" she shouted in excitement. A murmur caught her attention. She looked over and found Fluttershy asleep on her stool, just like a week ago. Trixie smiled and chuckled. She gazed on at Fluttershy for a moment, before a small part of her reminded her of her situation. Her smile turned into a deep frown. She forced herself out of bed on the far side from Fluttershy.
"I've taken enough from you." Trixie whispered. Her horn continued to glow as she enveloped Fluttershy in a magical aura. She gently lifted Fluttershy from her seat and pulled back the covers. She slid
Kindness's Reward Chapter 1Chapter 1Kindness's Reward Chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"There you go, Mr. Badger. You make sure you stay off that paw now." Fluttershy told the small critter in front of her, one hoof holding up a bandaged paw while the other carefully stroked it's back. The badger gave a grumpy growl in response.
"Now now, it was her vegetable garden after all. If you're ever hungry, come see me, okay?" Fluttershy responded, patient as ever. She gave the badger back his paw and the creature wandered off. Fluttershy smiled and looked around. Today was just a perfect day in her mind. The sun had warmed the hill she sat on, making it all the more comfortable as she tended to the creatures that came to her for aid. She preferred to tend to them in her hut, where she could thoroughly clean and care for any wound or problem, but many wild animals weren't all that comfortable indoors, and she did her best to accommodate them.
However, her next visitor was no small critter. A cloaked figure emerged from the Everfree forest, turning to Fluttershy once sh
Sonic Smash Bros Codecs TauntsSONICSonic Smash Bros Codecs Taunts in Humor More Like This
Snake: Oh, great, its him again.
Otacon: Whats the big deal, Snake? What do you have against Sonic?
Snake: I dont know. I guess its the fact that hes upstaging me.
Otacon: Are you kidding?? Sonic wouldnt dream of doing that! Hes a really noble guy!
Snake: Maybe So, what am I up against with him?
Otacon: Well, obviously, his name aptly describes his best attribute. He can run faster than even Captain Falcon can! Plus, he can use the Chaos Emeralds to become the golden powerhouse called Super Sonic!
Snake: A golden transformation? Sounds like something I saw in an anime
Snake: Another fox?! What is up with them?!
Mei Ling: Thats Miles Prower, but his friends call him Tails. Hes been best friends with Sonic for years.
Snake: Heh. I can see why.
Mei Ling: Dont make fun of him, Snake. Those twin tails of his act just like extra arms, and he can use them to fly. Not only that, but hes a technological pro
Fighter's Unite Codecs Part 1Gecko ManFighter's Unite Codecs Part 1 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Snake: Colonel, this lizards as tall as I am!
Roy: Thats Gecko Man, Snake. Hes the co-leader of the Super League. He hails from a country called Jungula, populated by anthropomorphic animals.
Snake: Sounds too much like Sonics world to me
Roy: Gecko Mans a skilled electrokinetic, so he can manipulate electricity in different ways. Theres something worse to worry about concerning him, though.
Snake: And whats that?
Roy: Hes rumored to have the ability to become a dragon when he reaches full power.
Snake: A dragon?! Are you kidding?!
Roy: Unfortunately, no. If he starts to transform, watch out.
Snake: This fox looks really familiar to me
Mei Ling: Thats Turbo Prower. He originally started as a fan character, and hes Tails older brother. Hes not as fast as Sonic, but hes really smart and controls fire.
Snake: Hmph. Is that all?
Mei Ling: Nope. He can also fly using his three tails.
Fighters Unite Codecs Part 2BasiliskFighters Unite Codecs Part 2 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Snake: Is this guy a clone of Gecko Man?
Roy: Not quite. Thats John Basilisk, Gecko Mans worst enemy. Hes the leader of a group known as the Evimals, and hes been a major terror of Forestopolis for a long time.
Snake: Just tell me what I gotta watch out for.
Roy: Basilisk is a pyrokinetic, so watch out for his fire attacks, but you also dont wanna get bit or scratched by him.
Roy: His claws and teeth are heated due to his fire powers, so if he scratches or bites you, youll be burned for quite a while.
Snake: Now that stinks worse than sunburn
Snake: Otacon, whos this fat guy that looks oddly like a dead president?
Otacon: That would be Dr. Eggman, or Robotnik, in some countries. Hes Sonics most notorious enemy. In most of the games hes appeared in, hes either been the main villain or a major supporting villain.
Snake: So, whats with the clunky armor hes wearing?
Banjo-Threeie OpeningRareBanjo-Threeie Opening in Humor More Like This
Rated PG for Cartoon Violence and Crude Humor
Bill Farmer: Banjo
Grey DeLisle: Kazooie
Greg Eagles: Mumbo
Jim Cummings: Bottles
Rachel Lillis: Gruntilda
Brad Garret: Klungo, Splungo
John DiMaggio: Friki Teaky
Orlando Bloom: King Breegus III
Hugo Weaving: Master Jiggywiggy
Tom Kenny: Tiptup
R. Lee Ermey: Sergeant Jamjars
Billy West: Jolly Roger
Harry Shearer: Captain Blubber
John Goodman: Boggy
Dan Castellaneta: Gobi
Russi Taylor: Brentilda
The logos for Rare, DreamWorks, and Turbo Prower Productions appear one after the other. Rare and DreamWorks present A Turbo Prower Production The scene opens on an aerial view of Spiral Mountain. A voice narrates the following words that appear onscreen.
Narration: Several years have passed since the 2nd defeat of the wicked Gruntilda the Witch by Banjo and Kazooie, Spiral Mountains heroic bear-and-bird duo. After a long and
My Smash Bros Newcomers CodecsGecko ManMy Smash Bros Newcomers Codecs in Humor More Like This
Snake: Colonel, this lizard's as tall as I am!
Colonel: That's Gecko Man, Snake. He's the co-leader of the Super League. He hails from a country called Jungula, populated by anthropomorphic animals.
Snake: Sounds too much like Sonic's world to me...
Colonel: Gecko Man's a skilled electrokinetic, so he can manipulate electricity in different ways. There's something worse to worry about concerning him, though.
Snake: And what's that?
Colonel: He's rumored to have the ability to become a dragon when he reaches full power.
Snake: A dragon?! Are you kidding?! Colonel: Unfortunately, no. If he starts to transform, watch out.
Snake: This fox looks really familiar to me...
Mei Ling: That's Turbo Prower. He originally started as a fan character, and he's Tails' older brother. He's not as fast as Sonic, but he's really smart and controls fire.
Snake: Hmph. Is that all?
Mei Ling: Nope. Hes a very quick thinker too, which is why he has that nickname.
Snake: Hmm he can
Sonic Smash Bros Special MovesSonicSonic Smash Bros Special Moves in Fan Fiction More Like This
B: Homing Attack
B + Side: Spin Dash
B + Up: Spring Jump
B + Down: Spin Charge
Final Smash: Super Sonic
B: Tail Spin
B + Side: Hand Cannon
B + Up: Copter Tail
B + Down: Dummy Ring Bomb
Final Smash: Super Tails
B: Charge Knuckle Punch
B + Side: Drill Drive
B + Up: Glide
B + Down: Thunder Arrow
Final Smash: Super Knuckles
B + Side: Love Bump
B + Up: Spring Jump
B + Down: Invisibility
Final Smash: Soniku!
B: Cheese Strike
B + Side: Rabbit Slap
B + Up: Ear Flap
B + Down: Cheese Barrier
Final Smash: Chao Armada
B: Bat Cracker Bomb
B + Side: Hip Slam
B + Up: Glide
B + Down: Bat Guard
Final Smash: Crystal Hail
B: Chaos Spear
B + Side: Spin Dash
B + Up: Chaos Control
B + Down: Chaos Blast
Final Smash: Super Shadow
B: Omega Fire
B + Side: Hurricane Gyro
B + Up: Jet
B + Down: Omega Bomber
Final Smash: Eradicate!
B: Psycho Smash
B + Side: Spin Dash
B + Up: Levitate
B + Down: Psychic Control
Final Smash: Super Silver
Guide to the AneemeiHello. Today we'll be going into the depths of the jungle in search of an exotic and incredibly wild beast in its natural habitat. It is a very curious creature indeed, sometimes it takes great care to make itself the most noticeable thing in plain sight, other times it hides amongst us, camoflaging itself as "one of us." That is, until it is properly baited and/or the creature assumes it is only in the presence of other members of its species, in which it will then throw caution to the wind and commence returning to its true nature.Guide to the Aneemei in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
That of the aneemeifayun.
In general, the aneemeifayun species is largely capable of human speech. However, it functions more like a 'second' language than anything else, only to be used when absolutely necessary. And even then, it is often sprinkled with an assortment of oddities from their first along with being somewhat broken and incomplete.
Some examples would include:
"omg disis sokawaii," possibly meaning, "This shit in front of me is fucking adorab
Every YouTube Fight Ever(This will almost certainly contain heavy profanity and the usernames used in this were pulled out of my own head and aren't any real people that I know of but if someone has usernames matching them then it's probably coincidental).Every YouTube Fight Ever in Short Stories More Like This
SamusFan20 in the video description: This is my Metroid compilation of pictures in a slideshow featuring Samus set to Queen's "We Will Rock You." I hope you guys enjoy.
DisgruntledAsswipe87: Jesus Christ you're such a faggot. Why the hell would you post pics of a fictional girl and set it to Queen? Do yourself a favor and go get a REAL GIRLFRIEND, loser. Oh, and stop shaming such a great band with such a shitty video game and your BS imature antics at attempting to fap to it.
(In reply to DisgruntledAsswipe87) ConcernedStranger17: Hey, calm the fuck down, douchebag. If this person is so "immature," than what the hell are you doing on a video meant for a video game girl, anyway? I bet you were at home looking for something to fap to and found this and decide
How to Win an ArgumentEveryone gets into arguments at some point in their life. Electronic communication receptacles are no exception. If anything, one is more -likely- to find that it is easier to become embroiled in an online argument than anything else.How to Win an Argument in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. CAP THAT If there's one sure-fire way to make a point stronger, it's typing in ALL CAPS. Considering that there are many instances when sound can't travel over the net, one must find the next best available way to be heard. This "next best" way is through "shouting," which just happens to be done online through typing in CAPS. Just like screaming, shouting, and general tantrum-throwing in real life, this method is a highly efficient method of making sure that your point gets across and makes you seem ten thousand times more valid and understandable. Additionally, it makes your argument come on more forcefully and shows the opposition you mean "serious fucking shit" with your side of things.
After all, loud noises work with dogs and small
How To ArgueIf there's one thing that a person can't live without, it's arguments. Whether it's online or real life, chances are you're going to get sucked into them. Like the death of a pet or every ongoing anime series since the mid nineties tanking horribly and hitting rock bottom, it's inevitable. So here are yet a few more tips to help you succeed in that key aspect of life (and online).How To Argue in Editorial More Like This
1. Name Calling Dropping Something that you're bound to see in almost every other argument in life is the ever-present name-calling. Fuck key points or backing up your retorts with actual intelligence. None of that is necessary when you have name-calling. Name calling works especially well in real life. But since one can get their face brutally smashed in in real life, this makes doing it online slightly more advantageous (and easy to get away with). Besides, what are they gonna do? Reach through the screen and break your teeth in? They wish. Name calling allows you to score points
How to Comment on dA1. LOL Subjective If you don't like something, even if the person put time, effort, and thought into it, it isn't art. To further assert this truth, be sure to go to the person's deviation and/or main page to tell them that you think their work isn't art because you don't like it.How to Comment on dA in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2. Hydra Stuck in an argument? Feel like you're losing or the other person is making points that are too logical for you to even attempt to debate against just fucking silly to you? Re-jump into the same argument using a double account. Two heads are better than one, right? So two accounts must make your side all the more valid. If you can make an account where no one can guess that it's yours, all the more bonus points for you and your craftiness at hiding yourself on the internet. If you're -that- clever online, you must surely be a master ninja in real life. Additionally, telling the person the same thing using a different account name ensures that they see your side of things more cle
How to Make a VampireVampire lore spans many, many years back into the past and they still remain popular today as one of the most recognized and exalted horror icons in the monster world of fiction. Yet despite having many different variations the world over, some parts have either been watered down or completely written out for today's modern audience. Maybe you want to share in the stable, ever-growing fangirl or fanboy-powered market of vampire literature? Well, look no further. Here are some tips to help get you started:How to Make a Vampire in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Beauty and the Beast Despite there being years and years of pre-existing exotic vampire folklore from all over the world, it really has only dwindled down to two types that actually sell in this day and age. Either: A) Smoking hot undead vampires that want to sex you or B) Incredibly violent gore-loving animals that want to kill everything.
How does one come down to choosing?
Well, just try and figure out what kind of audience you're going to pander to. The mai
NGOCT Round 1Monday. 09:59 hours.NGOCT Round 1 in Short Stories More Like This
Level 0, Sector 3
The tram raced along its magnetic rail, gliding silently between towering skyscrapers bathed in the golden light of the morning. Above the heads of all who lived below loomed the magnificent blue sphere of the Earth, half-silhouetted by the blinding sun. A truly beautiful sight to behold, and not a single eye to appreciate it.
The tram was packed as always, with humans occupying the front of each car, and PETs in the rear. As always. The rearmost car had no human passengers and was much more lively since its occupants weren't sitting in silent fear. PETs of all shapes and sizes talked, joked, and made merry together in their fleeting unsupervised moments. The chatter slowly died down as a new sound made itself known. A woman's voice, a loud woman's voice, coming from the car ahead. All eyes turned to the door set in the front wall as the voice drew steadily nearer.
The door opened. In stepped a tall PET wrapped in a long aubur
TD Origins: SANE-INTOLERANTTwas a busy night at the tavern. Everyone was riled up thanks to some very recent drama which provided rollicking amusement for all. Overall, a pretty standard night.TD Origins: SANE-INTOLERANT in General Fiction More Like This
Then the door opened.
Standing in the doorway was one of the regular tavern patrons. A five-foot-seven anthropomorphic Great White shark named Gage, better known by the other taverngoers as Sane Intolerant. He was wearing what looked like a futuristic army getup and had what seemed to be a Covenant carbine on his back and the hilt of an energy sword on his thigh.
Yo, Sane! called one of the many people sitting at the bar. He wore a fancy tux and a top hat with a feather in it atop his head, which was naught but a giant squid eye. Gages good friend, Rasec Wizzlbang. You should have been in here earlier! Someone was complaining about some terribly edited screenshots of theirs that had been removed from the gallery, and
Let me guess, Gage said, seemingly out of breath and
Mystery of the Sholve 1The entire family surrounded the hospital bed as the old womans life slowly began to fade.Mystery of the Sholve 1 in General Fiction More Like This
A young girl tugged at her fathers sleeve. But daddy, what if something bad happens?
The father leaned down to comfort his daughter. Dont you worry sweetie. Grandmas lived a good life, nothing bad will happen.
But daddy, teacher said that sholves are random and that they have nothing to do with
The father gripped the girl by her shoulders. Now you listen. Those hot-shot intellectual types are putting lies in your head. I have no doubt in my mind that Grandmas sholve will be beautiful and pure, just as she was in life.
Shes going! said the girls uncle.
The father and daughter pair turned their attention back to the hospital bed, where the old womans eyes slowly closed and her heart rate flatlined. There was a moment of silence where some bowed their heads while others looke
The Only One 1He stopped. Sniffed the air. Motioned forward.The Only One 1 in General Fiction More Like This
The three-man squad was deep within enemy territory. A single wrong move could mean the end for any one of them or alert the enemy, who would be sure to provide them with a fate far worse than death.
The leader of the group, a massive lion, held up his hand, signaling his fellow teammates to halt. He put his hand to his ear and spoke to the guide on the other end.
"We've reached a three-way intersection. The hall on the left has smooth walls and ceiling, while the one on the right seems to be undergoing renovation of some sort and is half-finished."
"Alright, the easiest way to make it to the central core computer room is through the hall to your right, but be careful. At this far into the base there's bound to be a trap or two," said the female voice on the other end of the line.
Makes sense, thought the lion. Just need an easy way to spring the trap early is all. Lucky thing we have one. He reached beind him and motioned fo
INTERVIEW TAPE 427INTERVIEW TAPE 427, SIDE A SUBJECT CHRIASINTERVIEW TAPE 427 in General Fiction More Like This
I: So Chrias, may I call you Chrias?
C: You might as well, its not like I have a last name or anything.
I: Yes, Im familiar with that particular aspect of morph culture, I was just
C: Can we move this along? I havent got all day.
I: Certainly. Now, looking at your file, it seems as though you have quite a history in terms of morph landmarks.
C: Quite a history is a bit of an understatement.
I: Indeed. It says here you were somewhat notorious amongst humans as well as morphs. Why is that?
C: Well, the resentment from humans is easy enough to understand. I mean, you think they had problems with racism, imagine that shit times about ten and youve got a decent idea of how they approached specism.
I: Noted, but you were a unique case if Im reading this correctly.
The Only One 5Meanwhile, outside the fortress, the time had come for the changing of the guards. The replacement, a rather large crocodile, opened the door and looked around for the German shepherd that had been out there before him. Nothing.The Only One 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hello? he said to no one in particular. Looking around again, he noticed a bush off to the side that looked like it had been disturbed. He made his way over and moved through the bush to see if he could find the previous guard.
And indeed he did. There was the German shepherd, passed out on the ground, pants around his ankles, covered in
Oh God, man, the crocodile said, averting his eyes from the scene. You couldnt wait until you got inside to do that?
There was no answer.
Are you even listening to me? the crocodile asked, taking a quick peek to see if his coworker was awake before quickly looking away again.
Still no answer.
The crodocile stuck his foot out, nudging the unconcious dog. He
Ice Cream Moral - OriginalOnce upon a Summer dayIce Cream Moral - Original in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Two kids were by the street
And they were eating ice cream cones
So they could beat the heat.
One was a boy, not too young
His age was almost nine
He had a double chocolate scoop
And it tasted mighty fine.
Then there's the girl, his sister, who
Was eleven years of age;
She licked on her vanilla cone
Cause vanilla's all the rage.
Both were very happy
Eating cream of white and brown,
When the little boy licked just too hard
And a scoop fell to the ground.
The little girl just looked and laughed,
"Ha ha, you little brat;
You just dropped yours on the ground
So how do you like that?"
It's not nice to pick on others, so,
As you could surely tell,
She went back to her own ice cream
And suddenly it fell.
The little boy saw this scene
Of two creams on the floor
And then went back to eating his,
For he had one scoop more.
"I like this very much," he said,
His sister looking bum,
"My chocolate cone tastes sweeter
Now that you have none."
WaicantaiWhy can't I write the words in my mind?Waicantai in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Why can't I take whatever I find?
Why can't I make poems that don't have to rhyme since few seem to care what I say half the time?
Why can't I have the love that I seek?
Why cant I help the ones who seem bleak?
Why cant I gain some acclaim from my name and take aim to exclaim how I won at life's game?
Why cant I be selfish?
Why cantai be mean?
Why cantai be squalid instead of pristine?
Why cantai have that which I know others own?
Why cantai possess a heart made of stone?
Waicantai acquire the few things desired and then go retire past the nuisances prior to what was required to light the soul's fire and rise up much higher to where I won't tire?
Waicantai ask questions that are simple to answer?
Waicantai stop using these sentence enhancers?
Waicantai quit and no longer go?
Waicantai ask things I don't already know?
Waicantai? Waicantai? It's about being able. Living your life and keeping things stable.
Character Backstory - Shryp RypsonShryp Irtence RypsonCharacter Backstory - Shryp Rypson in Short Stories More Like This
Shryp is one of the main protagonists in the "Ryon Rising" series. He's an 18 year old dog with black fur, a white stomach, and green eyes. He has a spiky hairstyle that's relaxed yet elevated. He wears a white T-Shirt, a pair of cargo shorts, and white shoes that have green trim on them. He is somewhat tall, taller than Ryon, and has a more muscular build as well, which he attributes to the martial arts training he received as a pup. He has completed regular grade schooling and lives by himself. If he's not on a date with a girl, he's usually hanging around with his best friend, Ryon Bahamouse.
Shryp grew up in a rich family and does his best to stand out from the rest. He's energetic and loves to play around and joke a lot. His parents try to control his actions at times, but Shryp will often act up to purposely irk them. He dislikes follow
Captured - Mouse StoryIn this darkness, I could still tell the form of my enemy. He smiled at me, a flash of lightening brightening up his features, and I hated the look of him even more. He was a rat that held too much false power, and I did my best to take away as much of it as I could. He kept his positive demeanor as he spoke to me.Captured - Mouse Story in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You pathetic piece of ----!"
A burst of thunder censored his words, yet I knew already as to his contempt for me. The rain that fell did little to cool my brow, and my sword grew heavier in my hand as I held it. I stared back at him, doing my best to summon up a smile.
"Talking to yourself again, Voltragen Murinus? You should hold a higher standard for yourself."
"Don't give me your worthless attempts at banter, Corvin Musgard. You've already lost and you know it."
A flash of lightening lit up our battleground once more, and I could see that his words were not a mere threat. By his side
Character Backstory - Ryon BahamouseRyon Yerner BahamouseCharacter Backstory - Ryon Bahamouse in Short Stories More Like This
Ryon is the main character and protagonist of the "Ryon Rising" series. He's a 17 year old rat with brown fur, an orange stomach, and brown eyes. He has short, scruffy hair that's a shade darker than his fur. He wears a black, short open vest and a pair of black shorts; his shoes are black and have brown trim along the bottom. Though he is a rat, he somewhat resembles a mouse in some of his features. He is of moderate height and has very little build to him. Most of his muscle is in his arms due to his archery training. He has completed regular grade schooling and currently lives on his own. He is often found hanging out with his best friend, Shryp Rypson, as the two are best friends since childhood.
Ryon grew up as a single child of loving and caring parents. His parents would often try their best to give for their son, but they also made sure t